/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck joe biden

>>54103222
Then rundown is that THE CASINO IS FULL ON OPEN. GOGOGOOOOOOO!

>futures

>>54103254
ANIME traders get the rope.

>>54103222
>Bear stearns bought by JPM in 2008
>Markets rallied almost 15%
>Everything shit down over 50%
>Bottom was in 2009

I wonder if we are just repeating history now with SVB and bailouts in 2023? 2024 could be the next rock bottom for stocks.

now that that's outta the way, love that sweeet xom divvy

>>54103259
I just know some chubby chasers see that as a good thing kek

>>54103263
wrong.

>anime website
>anime market
>anime universe

>>54103272
there is no bottom and there is no top

Prepare your anus mumu... CPI coming in hot tomorrow am like a big red glass dildo

Remember to go and take a fat shit in your local regional bank's toilet and not flush

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

What the fuck will this mean in the long run?

>>54103222
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html

so what banks do i buy tomorrow to profit off of this

>>54103228

Post gains. I'm going to assume I can still heem everyone in this thread

Why do people buy index funds? You really want to hold 485 dogshit companies? Or worse, 3800 dogshit companies?

>follow the white rabbit

>>54103294
I would much rather have a giant crab rave then get hyperinflation, deflationary depression, or whatever the fuck we will get in the coming months.

>>54103335
expectation of higher rates for longer being priced in

>>54103318
>>>54103318
Broski the post was about a personal belief that knowledge can be attained a-priori. It was a childhood fantasy. Something I wanted to be real. I still don't let go of it, but sure it's on the same level as a cardboard spaceship.

It's not about being afraid of not being able to do it. I want to prove the possibility. It's about the potential, not the inability.

I have literally never considered a fear of not being able to until you posted that. Not being able to was just a failure in my mind, it would have been not a big deal. It wouldn't have meant in my death bed that I was upset I didn't know everything. I'd probably be laughing.

>>54103347
>>54103228
Sooooo...... 1 more bread and then you both post penis, k?

>>54103358
In good times if you are undecided it is better than holding cash, and the bad times make for good opportunities as well

so what happens if someone accumulates over 50% of the company and wants to take it private? Does he even have to buy everyone else out?

>>54103358
>hold
I don't hold anything longterm but trading etfs is based. Picking individual tickers takes on a lot more unnecessary risk without a very sound and specific thesis.

>>54103424
First thing is is is be faster than the jews on the board can react. Then you buy the jews out. 1000 foreskins per share.

>>54103402
why couldnt i find a trad girl like this :<

>>54103304
CPI is probably going to come in cool. However, we're in the bear market stage where no one has money and the banks are in trouble.

>>54103338
thanks but i already track liquidity.

Anons what exactly is the fed doing to bail out these banks? I don't get it

>>54103365
you strike me as someone that is legally not allowed to trade

Timespan check: How long has today been for you?

This muthafuckin day been so damn long. Longer than all of last week.

>>54103492
0.4-0.5

There is no way the market can interpret this as "cool" unless the fed literally has a gun to people's head and tells them they have to lie and buy in which case they are just kicking the can down the road "two more weeks" until everyone forgets about the banks

Been out of the game for like a year bros. Can someone give a chudbro a rundown on how it's been? Looking to get back into the market.

>>54103522
I took a nappy at 430 today. I was tuckered out. READY FOR FRIDAY!!!!

Are there any overnight YouTube channels that report on foreign markets while us burgers take our slumber?

So I've been at work all day.

What's the outlook? Economic collapse or retard pump?

>>54103222
>Quant Traders show yourselves you faggots. We going up or down? Data nerds... Give us the scoop.
No idea yet, but I'm working on a local system where I can bruteforce indicator inputs and apply weights to various signals. Still gonna be a few months in the making

>>54103424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeeze-out
in essence, if they make an offer to minority shareholders that's better than the current stock price, the majority owners can force them to accept the deal. because the price is better than what they'd get on the stock market, the minority shareholders don't "lose anything" and have no legal recourse.

>>54103510
>can't forgive student loans
>kick a lot of people out jobs due to inflation

>can give billions to ukraine
>print endless insurance for bankers

its all so tiresome

>>54103515
But I do trade mainly with energy, oil and materials like plastic and metals.

>>54103294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI

The Cleveland F.E.D. is never wrong.

>>54103560
That is a very unattractive women on the right.

>>54103515
>men turning into women
>feelings and "being nice" are more important than logic/facts/results

I really don't want to go full schizo but there is definitely a coordinated psyop to feminize men. I could source reduced testosterone studies and such but I'm really not in the mood right now

>>54103537
This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Kek.

>>54103222
quant guy here.
we dont really "predict" markets.
quant trading in laymans is basically scalping a fraction of penny off basedbean futures a million times a day.

>>54103310
Ah, you want us to shore the banks up by giving them a "deposit", eh? Heh heh.

>>54103534
Didnt they change the rules in how they interpret how headline CPI is calcuated YoY? I'm pretty sure this is what they are banking on.

>>54103492
Then they will quietly 'fix' the real cpi numbers some weeks after the fact. can't have too much panic in the markets.

>>54103577
cool thanks.

>>54103579
keep it up

>>54103560
just a retard pump

https://youtu.be/M4ENTB6XWWk

>>54103342
I believe one of our more prominent and successful Indian-American members recommends JXN. Last I'd heard it was on a run up from the 30s to 45 and...oh no.

DXYbros we rise again...

>>54103590
>0.54 projected

Absolutely fucking bearish

>>54103606
It's going to drop from 6.4 to 6.3 year over year if the print is right but a 0.54 print is objectively fucking horrific when we were getting 0.0/0.1 prints to rally/we beat inflation narrative

>>54103602
Ah so it's you guys doin the inflating! Get him, boys!

>>54103342
>Buying banks
I cannot in good conscience do anything to banks besides shorting them.

>>54103602
Give me tips for my upcoming optiver interview bro

>>54103510
>be bank
>customer deposits $90
>use that $90 to buy a treasury bond paying $100 in 10 years (random numbers, but a low interest rate deal)
>J Powell takes us all on a rape hike
>that bond that will for sure pay out $100 in another 9 years, can now only be sold on the open market for $80
>customer asks for $90 deposit back.
>now
>in full
>Oh fuck

Rather than defaulting on the customer, the new facility lets me pledge the bond to the Fed for a year. They give me $90 and in a year I pay them like $92. I do not go out of business and have a year's reprieve for my other bonds to mature and rebuild my cash reserves.

BUY HASBRO CALLS!

>>54103669
>0.0/0.1 prints to rally/we beat inflation narrative
Those prints were driven by used car prices and oil plunging. Now that we've had steady oil prices and used cars are going up, well...

>>54103715
>buy $100 worth of bonds
>ask for $100 from fed
>buy another $100 worth of bonds
>ask for $100 from the fed

Infinite money hack. Federal government loves it because they are broke and need to give another $100B to Israel and Ukraine

My stocks did go up but my vanguard funds did not go up today and in fact did the opposite and went down
Why?

>>54103680
Time to cut more than just rates...

>>54103745
Literally every single category was fucked last print except for like used cars and airline tickets rofl

>>54103771
ask reddit

>>54103606
They changed weightings so instead of calculating average consumption from the past two years (i.e. including pandemic-era, goods-heavy consumption), it looks back only a year. Which means it's more service heavy.

Services which are inflating.

>>54103709
She has bionic eyes.

I wonder if Rivian and AMZN shit going down will have any impact on their stock price? I guess EVs didn't work out so well for prime delivery deals.

In brighter news -- I am moving in soon!

>>54103782
how the heck did you get this info

>>54103789
why did you crop my image, bitch

>>54103753
No, because you are charged more than you get from the bond. That's a money losing deal.

The facility is also way smaller than a single month's QT.

Also until the debt ceiling is raised, bonds are irrelevant. Yellen only has the cash she has.

>>54103782
>it now costs 3x as much still to get a coom ticket to Asia

>>54103835
at least with a strong dollar your price per coom has gone down

>>54103815
Joe Biden occasionally posts in this thread and leaks publicly available BLS information.

>>54103833
The fed bank raised 82 billion today selling short dated t bills

>>54103815
Google.com "CPI report"

It's only like 5 pages. I think I am the only one here that reads them everyone else posts truflation graphs and pictures of bulls cumming

>>54103815
It's the last one if that's what you meant. But the cleaveland fed now casting thing is always really accurate and the guy posted it above. It's literally from the people that make the report

>>54103798
It's the "Where's Uncle Tom?" of modern day cartoons. You can leave the scene once you find the single nigger not robbing looting or otherwise assisting in crimes.

>>54103777
you wouldn't understand

>>54103853
FHLB is a separate entity, think Fannie or Freddie. That money's not going to either Ukraine/Israel or the BTFP program (which is run through the Fed).

Lot of moving parts here but tl;dr only a moderate amount of semitism instead of an extreme amount.

Jerome vs Banks was just the first undercard BoboBrothers
Hang tight in your seats for the next match

>>54103877
ah my bad, Didn't see the date.

>>54103891
There probably doing the right thing but broader market is going to fuck it up.

>>54103590
So we gongo up tomorrow?

Me waiting for my BABA and JD shares to go up

>You failed me for the last time, female brokers. You said we were going to be blood red today, and I ended up getting spat in the face.

>>54103921
Under the working theory that Powell's targeting a slow, controlled bleed, I'd say the broader market is reacting "appropriately". I mean, why else was there no market shattering announcement from today's off-schedule meeting?

>>54103222
So did you buy calls or shorts today?

Post a muscle girl if you bought calls today.

Post a cute anime girl if you bought shorts.

>>54103941
looks like ya YINNed when you should have YANGed

ACK

>>54103953
>buy bonds because afraid of bank failure>recession
>but also buy reits because rates went down and no recession
That was my semitism of the day

>>54103953
Mayne because the demented president of the United States of America stumbled on stage with shit in his pants and told people they aren't allowed to redeem today. You don't think bidens jews called up a few hedge funds and told them to set it to 3900?

>Weimar conditions
>Ooh yea

>>54103930
0.54%/0.45% is slightly above what the market expects (0.4%/0.4%) but as long as things are in line with expectations, or maybe as low as 0.35%? 0.25%? We'd be ok.

Well, it'd pop for a little bit, people realize that's still 5.5% annualized and there's more hiking to do, then we crash.

Any hotter and people will panic. Really cold (0.1% or lower?), and markets should gigarally.

>>54103709
Thats a man.

I'm buying stocks, and if you're not, you will never make it

>>54103991
What I really want to know is what does Morgan Stanley think, kek

>>54103991
Eternal bailouts for the wealthy, but the goy class is going to get fucked by the rate hikes.
Fed will just buy all of the bonds that aren't performing so rate hikes mean fuckall to them.

>>54104026
when can i buy mother daughter prostitute combo?

>futes rippin

>>54103590
What is February vs January for all those stats? Chart below that one is a little unclear.

>>54103715
Hmm. That last bit makes it seems almost like the situation is under control, but my feelings tell me it likely isn't. Is there something I'm missing? I'm not very good at this so err on the side of detail if it's not too much trouble.

>>54104036
A 0.0-0.1 cpi on 0.54 projected would be absolutey Chinese tier accounting. Would be hilarious

>>54103966
China has been dumping for a whole month now without stop, going long is the correct move it is just a matter of how long it takes to get returns

Will my TSLA puts print tomorrow?

>>54104055

>>54104036
so it seems like crab day. Or people will realize it's higher than expected and just dump it anyways.

>>54104026
prolly not, maybe solid reason to go to escape from l.a. bluebacks or fedcoin though

>futures

markets really like bank bailouts that much huh?

>>54104060
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-rate-mom has a bunch of MoM options on the sidebar.

>>54104100

>wake up
>realize its another day where you didnt establish a large presence in tech industry by 1997 the very latest and rub shoulders with insiders in private shareholder meetings in SF/NYC skyscrapers
>you will always be ruled and managed by some oligarch owning 10,000,000 shares of google or meta or salesforce that has insider demigod like powers over the global AI control grid

It was always a 30,000 year genetic lottery wasn't it?

Futes

>>54104081
america didn't along china all of 2022?

is Ally safu?

>>54104133
Yes.

>>54104066
Well a year from now, assuming a recession hits, QE restarts, and interest rates go back to 0, that $90 bond is worth $95, $90 customer deposits can be covered by that, it's all gravy.

If a year from now we're still in "higher for longer" territory, they may need to extend the facility. They might not though because banks have taken the rest of 2023 to build up cash buffers.

However that pullback by banks will slow the economy this year. Enough to cool inflation? Maybe. Enough to spark a recession? Maybe.

>>54104100

Yes. I mean they basically announced QE for the banks
Imagine what happens when the banks pull trillions out of the low rate bonds and start moving that money to new investments.
We might see a new market high and after that absolute Weimar tier shitshow of inflation.

>>54104143
no

>>54104139
Rippin!

>>54104082
Dog bros... how do we even compete?

>>54104060
Basically all that matters is ~0.15 per month for 12 months is the 2% goal. The fed said they will hike and hold until this goal is met. People keep predicting them to "pivot" and just give up fighting inflation. I doubt this happens and if it does its not particularly bullish anyways. A 0.54 print is 4 months worth of target inflation in one month. We already had a 0.5 last month. So 7-8 months worth of inflation in the first two months of this year.

I have no clue why anyone is bullish

>>54104071
"Seasonal adjustments" *waves hands* "Mild, severe weather" *mumble mumble*

I don't even believe futures anymore.

>>54104160
lose your job and stop shaving

what do you guys use to see futures?

>>54104171
But they are rippin right? Please confirm

>>54104171
newfag

They sure want to crash the system hardcore

>>54104173
this. my wife is always rubbing her hands through my body hair, beard, and long locks saying shit like 'you're so furry'
what is with these white bitches

>>54104143
can't have a bank run if you have no physical banks

>>54104179
DMT

>>54104179
>He didn't get his /biz/ approved crystal ball
Not going to make it.

>>54104173
He doesnt shave his legs that for sure.

>>54104179
/es on think or swim, it's a computer application

>>54104179
Tradingview

>>54104153
I wonder how much longer before people will have to do arts and crafts with dollar bills and gold/silver just to eat a loaf of bread and bowl of soup when shit hits the fan?

>>54104152
Okay, that makes sense.
I appreciate your help and patience anon!

>>54104207
just master race things

>>54104192
See:

>>54104191
Can confirm: R I P P I N

>>54104179
can you seriously not be bothered to type "stock futures live" or something and take a minute or two to parse the information that an ungodly amount of processing power has deigned to spit at you in an inexorable effort to sell advertising?

>>54104256
Weirdest game of hide and go seek i have ever seen.

>>54104256
did the pineapple head man make it?

>>54104265

>>54104207
White women take doggy style to a new meaning

>>54104167
>0.54 print is 4 months worth of target inflation in one month. We already had a 0.5 last month. So 7-8 months worth of inflation in the first two months of this year.

can you explain it to me like a dumb kid or maybe a a golden retriever

Perma bulls! Where are my gains! FUTURES WERE DEEP GREEN YESTERDAY!

Also why the heck do those people at that bank get a full bailout! At this point they're just doing it blatantly. Probably a bunch of rich people in that bank such as those royals from the UK that resulted in that bailout. When I gamble my life savings on short term calls where is the US government ready to cover my entire loss? Pffft. I couldn't even get a massive win on these calls I bought. And dont give me that "if its $1 billion it's their problem." Government would just throw you in prison for life.

>>54104055
Ever heard of onlyfans?

>>54104053
>Eternal bailouts for the wealthy, but the goy class is going to get fucked by the rate hikes.

THIS. The tech companies themselves weren't their target, which is why they bailed them out quickly.

They only want WFH Chads to lose our jobs, while keeping the companies themselves intact. Because _we_ are the problem with inflation, they say, and nothing else.

>>54104300
did you know if you see a woman hiking in yoga pants it's legal to pull them down

Kuroda-san...now we obey. You have control.

>>54104179
I bought a deck of tarot cards from Barnes & Noble, so you could say that I'm pretty connected to my spirituality.

>>54103272
>I wonder if we are just repeating history now with SVB and bailouts in 2023?
I hope, I'm mad at this point. So much blatant "this isn't inflation", "this isn't QE", "this isn't a recession", and "this isn't a bailout". Every step of the way refusing to admit what they're doing. I hope it crashes. Don't care if it zeroes out my soxl calls and shares.

>>54104302
Goal for year is 2.0
0.5 +0.5 = 1
1 is half of 2
2 months is less than 6 months (half of twelve)
Inflation is fucked
Fed has to keep hiking and holding or admit they are lieing faggots and we aren't going to use the $1 bill anymore the smallest bill will be $5 or something I unno man fuck it

>>54104329
Based.

>>54103593
>I really don't want to go full schizo but there is definitely a coordinated psyop to feminize men. I could source reduced testosterone studies and such but I'm really not in the mood right now

It's the jews. It's almost always the jews. Not always. but usually.

>>54104306
>Probably a bunch of rich people in that bank such as those royals from the UK that resulted in that bailout.

Quite a few VC funds banked there.
https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23703871/svb-depositors.pdf

Posted earlier today.

>>54104210
I almost went driving Sunday before the shrooms hit. I went straight past giddy euphoria to fractals and paintings moving. Had a lot of fun staring at impression, sunrise and an old run of a scene in puerto rico by the national park service.

>>54104300
>>54104207
>>54104160
fine i guess i'll post it :p

>>54104237

So do I, because I really have no idea how big the effect on inflation is when Fed does something like this.
How long until the printed money makes it's way to the real world in some way and starts pushing up prices?
That's the question.
I do however know that this will fuck us in one way or another in the end, so there's no doubt about that aspect.

>>54104314

Yeah they're going to make sure the little guy loses his money and it gets transferred to the big players.
Also watch as they eliminate or buy out the smaller banks and consolidate the power for the biggest ones, so there's even less opportunity to escape their control.

>>54104210
the whiplash of the whole experience is a bitch though

>>54104293
I'm embarrassed to admit how long I've been here. Please don't make this a contest.

>>54104368

>>54104387
:/ i'm a 2007 newfag

>>54104387
Anyone gooning hard in their goon caves tonight?

>>54104160
You don’t. It’s gg.

When do I buy bank stocks? Are we at the bottom yet or are we just gonna crab and crash in 2 weeks

>>54104364
I took 2g of shrooms and went to get a haircut last year just playing around with what I could get away with at low dose (haircut was amazing/felt great, chat with the chick cutting my hair flowed super well) but on the way I stopped to get gas and had to like readjust/backup/pull forward like 4 times to get close enough to the pump

Do not recommend. Shrooms are based as fuck though

>>54104408
save your energy for tomorrow cash session

>>54104346
>Goal for year is 2.0
>0.5 +0.5 = 1
>1 is half of 2
>2 months is less than 6 months (half of twelve)
>Inflation is fucked
>Fed has to keep hiking and holding or admit they are lieing faggots and we aren't going to use the $1 bill anymore the smallest bill will be $5 or something I unno man fuck

Ok so basically they want to keep it at 2 for the entire year and we are already half way their. So that means we need accelerated hikes to fight back and if we keep at the same pace we might go over 2 before halfway into the year.

Thank you. You can have this

>>54103579
I'd rather they just cut every citizien a check for $100k (i say this cause i didnt take the bait of loans, not about to be screwed for actually having the cost paid). Cut the nonsense with it being inflationary. If that is, then so is all that money handed to other countries and banks for decades.

>>54104444
sunk cost fallacy

>>54104441
https://youtu.be/B3M2trxQVH4

>>54104415
>When do I buy bank stocks

when they were at this price.

>>54104256
is he ok?

>>54104465
>he thinks they won't be half this price tomorrow
lol
Hope you keep holding, the deep red will be delicious.

>>54103792
Good let them get screwed by the own rule they implemented to avoid responsibility

>>54104465
>Not Robinhood
HOOKED

>>54104461

https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ

>>54104415
They are marked down today because the FDIC is going to heem them. Then stingy, panicked consumers are going to heem them. Then a broader recession will heem them.

Basically they're setting up for a lot of heeming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv1tE89t2_g

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shill

>WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>54104520

>>54104444
Basically the current data for January and February shows that the fed funds rate is not prohibitive enough to stop inflation and everything they have done to this point was absolutely worthless unless they keep hiking and holding (like they have said they will do atleast 1000 times but bulls don't listen)

Basically bulls haven't capitulated still and I don't believe October was the bottom

>>54104520
>Shill

>>54104509
There's only one person getting prepped for a lot of heeming.

You. Surrender and make this easy.

>>54104522
mortgage rates are going to be double digits before this bad boy is finished

>>54104520
Why isn't shit like this auto banned?

>>54104522
i'm happy brandon was able to convince djt to do emergency qe and give out two stimmys

If my portfolio is 100% USD (due to equities) how can I hedge it with other currencies? I know I can get CAD-based dual listed stocks, but that's only one currency

>>54103991
Kek the opposite of Goldman Sachs. No way Goldman Sachs didnt say what they said for the sole purpose of trick retail and maybe other algos

>thats nothin but a scam for the Jews!

>>54104534

>>54104498
https://youtu.be/H5Yfchzgtv4

>>54104564
jpy or bust

>>54104509
would

>>54104578
https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ

>>54104583
I mean, I have a forex account too but it's not like I can just go short on USDJPY due to margin requirements

>>54104562
>do emergency qe and give out two stimmys
>Berry my dick
>Be crowned king Arthur
And this stimmy doesn't even help the niggers!

>>54104600
just buy crapto then

>>54103798
It didn't, I invested in Rivan right before the confirmed Amazon partnership. I made like 5%, and luckily I got out because the stock has plummeted since then. Rivian trucks have been plagued by issues, shrinking options for buyers, and poor customer support and maintenance. It's a shit show like most EVs.

>>54104578
>>54104578
whoops

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

>>54104595
https://youtu.be/yhLYebGVReE

>>54104545
Powell is going to heem the banks. You got the balls to take him on?

>>54104631
https://youtu.be/b7Bj1dBMYBE

Some poltard was saying JPMorgan only has like 45billion in cash??
Last year they were touting 1.5 trillion in reserve

>>54104639
https://youtu.be/pZuYt1QlzMw

>>54104639
Futures.

>>54104600
Well there are lots of currency ETFs like FXE and YCS and whatnot: https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/currency/

Plenty of companies also do a lot of business overseas. To say nothing of ADRs (American-traded tickers of foreign companies).

>>54104600
you could short the micro futures contract on the cme. some brokers require as little as $50 margin for micros.

Goodnight smg

>>54104665
They did not have 1.5 trillion dollar bills sitting in a vault somewhere. Assets != cash or cash equivalents.

>>54104695
hope you wake up tomorrow

>>54104709
Banks could consider loans as assest
They don't have the money :D

Crude oil compatriots...

>>54104179
I shove a periscope up Biden's ass

>>54104579
I agree with this assessment. Even if they somehow manage a scam pump tomorrow (doubtful) I think FOMC is gonna be Jackson hole tier bloody went jpow comes in with 25bps and "no rate cuts this year" when people are pricing in rate cuts right now

>>54104672
https://youtu.be/lyU2csq3Das

>>54104665
>Cash
There are other assets besides cash retard.

>>54104734
That would be how bank runs drive them under, yes. But JPMorgan has more than enough dollar bills to hand panicky boomers. You can run the numbers.

What time does CPI come out tomorrow?

>>54104736
Buffet will save my OXY. I believe... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54104746
https://youtu.be/0vzuDkjtDOY

>>54104748
they specifically said "cash" we're they lying?
how much real money do they have

>>54104775
8:30 AM ET. It's always an hour before the market opens.

>>54104660
Every time you post that webm, all I can hear in my head is that cat's tiny bones shattering internally

>>54104784
I'm not saying they don't have that cash. I'm saying that thinking it needs to be cash is what makes you a midwit. Amy liquid asset. Not just cash.

>>54104695
dont let the bedbugs bite

>>54104784
Page 292 https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/19617/000001961723000231/jpm-20221231.htm#i71fd3be39cff46d4bfa090c3713c3fa2_514

>>54104439
I ground mine up and soaked it in some fresh squeeze lime juice a couple hours. I was expecting the fun come up but I went straight to blasting on it on half as much as I had taken before. Apparently I need to up my game to grow better batches since I lost my grow to a trich infection using spore syringes. Probably will start another run once I move before getting agar equipment.

>>54104792
Thanks
You think rates will continue to climb, or be walked back on?

>>54104783
https://youtu.be/gqPAezeGoco

>>54104678
ETFs work but might not be ideal, since daily reset ones (and currency and leveraged) tend to have high mgmt fees

>>54104690
I imagine that there's a fair transaction cost on those, but just the same it's a pretty decent option. I'll have to figure out exactly how I want to hedge things. Don't most firms use some kind of forward contract against interest rates to maintain currency parity?

>>54104813
i wasnt trying to get into a semantic debate about what they can list as cash on their balance sheet, the main point was they are,
much weaker than they had been touting.
They are the primary secret shareholder of the NY fed, the biggest component of the federal reserve banking cartel.
It's unironically over, been nice shitposting with you kikes

>>54104873
>they are much weaker than they had been touting.
But they are not.

>>54104739
Just this morning Mike specifically advised selling any pump that happens (happened) today and to expect lower equity prices to come. He is the primary person I always listen to and I never call him a nigger. I hope we get one more good BOIL dip to buy very soon.

>>54104871
Yes and ADR fees exist and companies often fuck up their currency hedges and moving between your forex and brokerage account has opportunity cost/delay. There's no free lunch in this world, kid.

>>54104865
does that retard fuck his mom?

>>54104873
You keep saying cash which is itself the semantics game, retard. They need LIQUID assets. Not cash. Liquid assets. They can be a fucking ETF as long as it's not on margin. It could be treasuries. They're not holding 10% of their value as plain cash go be burnt by inflation. Go back.

>>54104808
https://youtu.be/2e54Oy_bqEk
Hes fine, he stretched before going on stage.

>>54104873
If you're so sure about that go ahead and short jpm. Post your position. It's easy money right?

>>54103825
Because the full thing is too on the nose, it's not funny at all and you can tell some pseud wrote it. thank that anon for fixing your pic

>/biz/ suddenly flooded with TRUST LE EXPERTS pro-bank/pro-government/pro-Biden posters
How fucked are things on the ground if they have to unleash the shill farms like this?

>>54104902
Why dont you ask him. Hes the poster above.
https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE

>>54104828
I always use syringes I haven't done the spore prints to agar autism yet. Trich is always going to be a problem but you should be getting like 3 good flushes before it takes over the tub. When you see trich in one spot just cut that whole section out of the tub and throw it away and pour salt around the edges. It won't stop the trich but it will slow it down alot and give the rest of the tub time to keep fruiting.

>>54104886
Mike sounds sane/rational. Most analysts are just perma bulls or perma doomers. I'm not touching equities until this board is 99% doom posters and all faith is lost like last October. Natural gas slightly green in futures right now. I think the storage numbers come out Thursday or some shit

>>54104600
you can with smaller lot sizes.

>>54104937
>>>/pol/

Bros I don't feel good

>>54103259
Fucking nightmare tier

>>54104937
If you're so sure, short jpm, bank of America, and wells Fargo. Do it on margin with an expiration at the end of the month. It's easy money right?

>>54104949
Neither do I

NEO. Did you invest?

>>54104945
Everyone likes chicken nuggies

>>54104956
>>54104956
BAC is the only one id say is a smart buy at this price, JPM entry point is anything close to 100 like it was in early october
Both have been on my radar and traded since 2020

>>54104973
i know i do

>>54104945
I've been on /biz/ since day 1. Fuck off.

>>54104956
I'm holding BNKD and converted my bank account to silver bars. Mostly because of hard you faggot shills have been running damage control here.

>>54104974
Post that short sell order. Do it or you're a coward and possibly a CIA nigger.

>>54104938
Fucking gnarly. Dude probably lost his foot

What is a repurchase agreement? I understand what treasuries are but I have no idea what repos are.

>>54104986
y so mad?

>>54105000
just let it heel

>>54104600
The fuck? Shorting 10,000 USDJPY is about 500 in margin requirement. Stop playing the victim.

>>54104940
Yes, the 16th. I told mine this morning while it was pumping because I am moving everything out of Robinhood. I have funds in place to rebuy ASAP. What price do you recommend I consider to be my upper limit of "fuck it, go ahead and buy again"? I was thinking of placing a $5.50 limit order before I go to bed but I FOMO no matter what.

>>54104945
>>>/lgbt/

>>54104986
If you really think the banks are kill then why not profit? Unless you're not sure. Unless you don't understand the that liquid assets doesn't just mean cash. Post the order. Put your money where your mouth is, nigger.

>>54105004
I always like Investopedia's little explainer videos: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/repurchaseagreement.asp

>>54105010
>>>/pmg/

>>54104986
Post portfolio

All this fighting could have been avoided if you two just posted your penisis in the beginning of the bread. Just saying.

>>54105008
And that's because my female broker is a bitch, the other girls will probably let you do it with just 200 margin

I wanted a crash so bad...

>>54104994
im all cash dude im not touching shit rn, but if i had to buy anything it would be BAC at current price level

>>54105048
woah, thoso are some weird mini dinosaurs

>>54105010
looked out of curiosity and it is full of nothing but tranny chasers. wtf /qa/ was on to something

>>54105048
are those real?

>>54105004
Its basically a 1 day contract to swap outstanding balance (overnight repo rate)

>>54105055
It hasn’t begun yet, crashes don’t happen overnight, patience young bobo-sama... This clown world has gone so far don’t be worried about the death throes of mumu trying to bully the fed back into free money again that faggot ceo of Goldman who tried to use everyone as exit liquidity today.

>>54105060
You're all cash when inflation is this high? You're actually retarded. If you're not confident enough to take the easy money and short the biggest banks in the country then shut the fuck up. Everyone else is telling you nothing is going to happen and we're actually invested in the market. You're in /smg/ with no stocks, no understand of finance, and no fucking balls. Imagine being a retarded troon. Get out of my thread.

>>54105092
this nigga neva seen a duck befo

>>54105005
Makes me want to do violence

>>54105009
Gonna leave that one up to you man. It pumped 15% today or whatever but objectively/historically natural gas is still pretty cheap at 2.6/mmbtu right now. Anything under 3 is really cheap

>>54105116
it's old news anon

>>54105092
yes they are really animals walking in reverse

LOL the shit happening behind the scenes is being censored I bet to not cause a panic

Poetic Justice, right? https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/12/us/georgia-man-death-catalytic-converter-theft/index.html

>>54105108
ok hot shot lets see your non existent positions

>>54105135
pic rel mentions some of that...

>>54105111
>duck
LMAO retard

Damn you guys went schizo again.

>>54105144
K

>>54105141
If they're reporting on CC thefts, then you know the economy is doing really well or really bad

>>54105156
Figured this would be it. The big banks are going to gobble up all of the customers of the regional banks. Same as it's always been.

>>54105158
What are you going to do when you are down 45%?

>>54105005
>>54105017
>>54105025
>>54105042
Here you go, you shill faggots. I'm all in because of you. You really thought you could manipulate the markets in Bidet's favor by spamming /biz/?

>>54105158
never change bull, just don't set a stoploss

>>54105118
Yeah, I sold mine at +13%. I hope Robinhood holds up for you but I looked at their fundamentals and thought about all the pressure that's about to be put onto unprofitable businesses. The one thing I could see in their favor is they aren't too deeply reliant on debt, but there's a lot of general economic turbulence to contend with presently and it's only going to get worse as the Fed lag kicks in. They are too noob for this shit, in my estimation. This is financial advice. I hope I did it unnecessarily though, for yours and everyone else's sake.

>>54105158
well ya got balls but ill take my meager 5grand in interest income this year at 0 risk
im hoping rates are much higher next year

>>54105189

>>54105176
Buy more at a 45% discount. This is my playing around account. I've got another 100k in more diversified investments but I don't manage those accounts. Company 401k in safe boomers shit and some rsu for a company that's so closely tied to the US economy that you'd have to kill every American for them to lose money.
>>54105197
Why would I sell? Can't lose money if you never sell.
>>54105199
Good luck

>>54105156
So you're saying I didn't buy regionals at the bottom and I'm fucked for the foreseeable future?

>>54105217
just saying stoploss isn't risk management, do not have one or beclowned

>>54105189
Holy fuck. Do a flip when you jump off the building.

>>54105228
I never use it. I buy and hold and buy more. That's it.

>>54105217
>Buy more at a 45% discount
>Can't lose money if you never sell.
BASED

>>54105223
? I'm not knowledgeable, but I'd say the contrary: if you bought regionals, you are fucked. start shorting them right now.

>>54105210
>>54105235
Get FUCKED. I will NOT trust the experts. I will NOT get the vax. I will NOT live in the pod. I will NOT own nothing. And I WILL be happy.

>>54105242
you're gmi no cap

>>54105189
depending on the CPI tomorrow you're either going to be a very rich man orrrrrr

>>54105198
I read their earnings report last quarter and their fundamentals are actually better than they ever have been in the history of the company. Haven't seen a reason to leave them yet and honestly I like that it triggers the "serious investors" here when I post cropped robinhood screenshots with no balance

>>54105254
You will kill yourself when you're position is in the red and the vaccine die of is still 2 more weeks away.

wagmi

>>54105217
Correct answer desu. As long as that's a risk you can tolerate there are worse portfolios.

I do think we go down from here though and you were early

>>54105135
Maybe that was why that senator guy massie was talking about bank runs being censored. Don't want to stir up an 1873 tier kind of panic nation wide kek

>>54105275
You're going to wish you had killed yourself when your shill farm in ukraine gets hit with a missile strike.

>>54105318
>>54105318
>>54105318

>>54103669
>.54

Dude everything at my dollar gneral double in price. I do almost all my grocery shopping st dollar general. I was done right fucking infuriated with prices last week

>>54105265
Yeah, I enjoy seeing all that. I very much prefer Robinhood's functionality in almost every way at my level, I am just in far too vulnerable of a position in life to put myself through that worry while all this wild ass shit is hitting and caving places that aren't essentially "hurricane proof". I sure did hate having to sell rather than buy more during the semi dip it hit for a little bit.

>>54105311
If I were a slav I'd have killed myself at birth, tbhfam.

>>54105342
yikes hows diabetes going?

>>54105005
>antivaxx schizos are the same retards buying gold and silver
LOL