/biz/ - Business & Finance

Pump or dump tomorrow?

What's cpi tomorrow?

>>54097070

>>54097075
yes

how much cash you think i could sock away in this phat boy

Nice try mumu. My portfolio closed green today.

I MISSED ON FREE MONEY

AGAIN

>>54097093
In the cushions or under them?

Redundant ding ding ding...

>It has literally never been more over than it is right now edition.
we're down 0.15% for the day you absolute faggot

I wish JPow would just announce a 100bps out of nowhere and immediately leave the stage without answering any questions as the (((journalists))) scream and shit themselves.

Imagine
God I wish.
There is literally not a single objective reason not to.
Please Jerome just end us all.

>>54097085
HOT

>>54097075
Pump if CPI good, crab if it's bad

>want to sell some before cpi
>order doesn't work
>mfw markets closed early this week
Lmao
Well truflation says CPI should be ok

>>54097084
Party pooper

I will start by clarifying that I am not an environmental activist and want nothing to do with people like Greta Thunberg.

I want a job where I make the world a better place for all lifeforms, do not mistake this for a job where you simply make things pretty to look at for rich people. Understand the difference? Okay. I am not opposed to social work for humans(including religious services), but I am truthfully not very interested in humans at all so it would feel a bit forced on my end. Planting trees, however, would not be forced at all.

What type of jobs would fit this?

Literally no news
what the fuck was that

>>54097085
1.2%

>>54097132
Priced in.

>>54097119
That would male me so hard my dick would become a neutron star

>>54097119
Raise or cut?

>>54097129
idk USFS or something?

>>54097119
That would be fucking awesome.

I fomo'd into SCHW puts last minute

>>54097070
Great jpow pic op, I can tell already this will be a great thread

>>54097075
Long short financials and real estate lmao we're going to 0 baybee

>>54097093
I have the skin of a princess and the nose of a jew. I would feel the gold after I smelled it walking in the room.

>>54097132
>No news
>End flat
makes sense to me

>thought DOW was an ETF like SPY but for the Dow Jones
>it isn't
Hmmph :/

Gay day

>>54097070

>>54097129
Get a job with the jewish national fund, move to israel, plant forests in the judean hills, get a qt religious jewish gf, live a good life

>>54097152
I did private wildland firefighting in the past, was awesome. I'm not man enough for that stuff anymore.

>>54097152
Is that MR and that one chick from my name is earl?

>>54097126
Hello europoor friend

>>54097157
He's an animated man.

>>54097085
6.1% and that’s bullish.

>>54097085
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

>>54097117
>>54097056
I day traded nicely today
MARA
DPST

See you tomorrow

>>54097093
At least five million dollars

>>54097167
You are looking for the ticker DIA
the other ticker you should know is IWM

>>54097114
hmm i'm thinking i would have to go inside them cos it looks like one of those newer couches where the cushion is sewn directly to the base
looks nice maybe a nice bit of FUPA area in the back though that you could stuff

GME chads called this exact scenario.

>>54097176
I am really trying my best to stop being so antisemitic

>>54097167
DIA retard-kun

>>54097167
DOW is a solid company though, so it's not that bad bait.

Bought SCHW and ALLY.

Nothing fucking happened again.

>>54097042
The money supply is made up of money outside government hands. This is money shifting from inside of official government entities to outside - to private VC capitalists and startups. De facto printing.

There's no point in arguing any further though. Clearly you're incapable of understanding such concepts. I bet you would unironically support that a signed trillion dollar bill sitting in a vault would erase our deficit or w/e the fuck congress was debating about a few years back. Your understanding is that juvenile.

You can try to redefine concepts to excuse what's going on, but the reaction in the markets right now makes it pretty clear that the consensus disagrees with your view. DXY is done.

>>54097129
501c3 Arborist with some connection to any of the larger arbor foundations, or just a regular nod towards them, and a healthy lumberjack look helps.

>>54097129
Unironically an arborist. Why do young people not know what jobs exist in the world?

>>54097194
>cushion is sewn directly to the base
CAN THESE JEWS STOP REMOVING THE ABILITY TO REPAIR EVERYTHIGN??? FUCKS SAKE

the banking system is going to be fine
we are going to have rate cuts by the end of the year
productivity is about to boom
the great bull run is just starting
and there's NOTHING bobo can do about it

>>54097117
I sipped. Is that ok?

Don't worry.

America's Negro says everything is OK.

>>54097129
You can just collect trash

i can still trade futures for one more hour . Short oil ? Tesla? Nvda?

>>54097234
>>54097229
I am friends with multiple arborists and have done lots of tree work in the past

I'm wicked allergic to poison ivy have nearly died a few times and also my spirit just isn't where it used to be or I'd probably already be doing tree surgery

>>54097247
>can't into a sheet
life is hard anon.

>>54097266
Oh shit my nigga Keenan got a new job?

>>54097129
The definition of a job means you will always be losing compared to your employer. They will always be making more than you. The only reason you are hired is because it would be less profitable for them not to hire you.

If you mean "occupation" it might be a bit different. It'd still be hard to find something like that, though. Maybe a co-op of some sort but it'll fail because commie reasons.

>>54097075
We pumping

>>54097274
Yes, the hard part anon, is foreigner trash. Damn that shit smells.

>>54097223
anon the deficit is by design. America does not produce enough to sustain itself, it only runs the dollar as the global reserve currency. When the fed prints money the intention is to devalue the dollar specifically because so many foreign countries are forced to hold it in order to do trade. This in turn allows the US to import goods with money it created out of thin air. The US literally gets something for nothing. It has been this way since bretton woods collapsed.

You DO earn passive income outside of covered calls, don't you, anon?

Friendly reminder that if this really IS a financial crisis (it isnt), you dumb bobo fucks still lose.

>BUT MUH SHORTS
You'll lose your job and your economy you live in will be in tatters. Go ahead, show me the once in a lifetime trade you have planned to offset losing your job and savings. I'm sure owning a couple shares of UVXY and UVIX will make things okay.

>>54097117
-0.92%, mostly because of oil, so I lowered my exposure a bit

>>54097286
You should get a job planting trees in NYC. Nobody hiring, no trees to plant, but you can pretend all day long.

>>54097292
You put a sheet on your couch like a fucking grandma?

BULLS MUMU COWS CATTLES SHEEPS PIGS DUCKS COCKS DOGS

FARM ANIMALS REUNITE AND GIVE ME YOUR ENEGRY SO WE CAN DESTROY THAT

THIRSTY ASS SKINNY ASS BOBO TOMORROW!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54097216
Ya I was thinking the same thing, trying to expand more into industrials so I think I might scoop some up. Is 3M still a shitshow or has that all worked itself out?

>>54097316
>the global reserve currency
oopsie!
>>54097323
Anon, you're talking about a jew hiding cash in the couch. Plastic?

>>54097316
>The US literally gets something for nothing
The US is the 2nd largest exporter in the world. We produce plenty.

>>54097247
quality products are simply not profitable any more, margins have all been competed away. You have to sell an inferior product to make money, or fuck over your customer in some way (see: right to repair vis a vis john deere)

>>54097128
Always happy to serve!

>>54097317
yeah, bonds

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY!!

FARM ANIMALS!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54097317
Yep! I got some bonds.

>>54097347
They're debt is denominated in dollars so they need to debase their currencies to boost their exports to secure dollars to pay their debt. It gives the US cheap imports by virtue of being the reserve currency.

>>54097370

>>54097370
i'm going to give you a lean hoggin with my feeder cattle' if you catch my drift

>>54097343
idk I just hate the Jews and want to be able to fix/clean stuff.

>>54097326
Isn't tomorrow the day where we find out that we have been lied to by Grandma Yellen, and Uncle Joe? Nothing is fine, and the funds are not safe. Today was the day to be selling into strength and waiting to see where the dust settles so you can get some decent returns after the summer is over?

>fomod into frc at 38
More like FRT

>>54097337
Nah I'm not touching 3M. I don't even remember why anymore. Maybe I need to revisit that one.
But speaking of companies worth buying right now, SWBI looks like a decent deal. Zero debt + increasing revenue, so it seems like a safe play for now. It already deflated from insane 2021 levels too.

>>54097317
Does ZIM count? They're only gonna give $6.40/share in a few days.
I dunno if that's enough for letting jews handle money and a boat at the same time.

>>54097385
>They're debt is denominated in dollars
No it isnt. Its in their own currency. Debt is only ever issues in the native currency of the country. China devalues their currency because it makes it cheaper to export and a stronger dollar makes it easier for us to import. But Chinas debt isnt based on the USD.

nothing fucking happened

>>54097318
I'll take my computer science degree and go get a job at Starbucks or doing delivery while my investments at the bottom grow. Easy CoastFIRE.

Or go back to school, while being poor again. It's not the end of the world.

>>54097399
Scarjo?

>>54097347
>The US is the 2nd largest exporter in the world. We produce plenty.
Yeah we "export" LNG to the Eurozone, something we also enforce with the military. Look at how we blew up nordstream. Now our subjects are forced to pay us a premium.

Regardless, we have a trade deficit of almost a trillion dollars a year. Trillion with a T. I don't care how much we export, if the deficit is a trillion fucking dollars, our economy would implode without fiat. Which is not to say that it's a *good* thing, mind you, just that the fiction that our economy works this way or that way is predicated upon america getting literally a trillion dollars worth of free shit a year because it controls the dollar.

>>54097056
>>54097117
>XLB: -1.01%
>XLC: 0.02%
>XLE: -2.05%
>XLF: -4.01%
>XLI: -0.56%
>XLK: 0.55%
>XLP: 0.52%
>XLRE: 1.61%
>XLU: 1.54%
>XLV: 0.93%
>XLY: 0.22%

>Me: 1.74%
>YTD: 1.44%

Finally beating SPY year-to-date but I got a weird feeling about tomorrow. Pulling back to just fat people and natural gas.

>>54097318
Calm down mumu. We warned you plenty

Qrd on why SVB failed and could it potentially happen to one of the major Canadian banks?

>>54097385
Think about what you wrote for second. Why would a foreign currency losing value make something cheaper for Americans if everything is still priced in dollars?

>>54097403
you'll be buying my bag tomorrow. thank you very much and you're welcome.

>>54097453
>Subjects
Could be working for Putin.
Oh, you already are.

>>54097449
Yes.

Tomorrow is going to be red. BIGLY. We are fucked. My SPY is fucked. Its been an honor gentlemen

>>54097318
so i can lose my job and my capital, or lose my job and add more capital? youre right im going all in on stonks!

>>54097070
They just bailed out the rich again, we are going hyperinaflation.

>>54097468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1g7ZUQkWI

>>54097424
>No it isnt. Its in their own currency. Debt is only ever issues in the native currency of the country.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWIFT

>bobo's big crash
>-0.13%

>>54097467
I'm no tabletop nerd, but that sounds way better than a story adaptation.

>>54097485
No they didn't. They're just charging other banks to cover SVB depositors. The bank itself is dead.

>>54097470
>buying anything tomorrow.
ISHYGDDT

>>54097000
No because no one actually owns houses and there are not enough houses on the market for people to buy.

What the Kikes won't tell you is the housing bubble was caused by low interest rates letting banks hand out the most retarded ass loans imaginable basically and nigga with shitty credit could walk in and walk out with a home. The Fed then acted SLOW AS FUCK and lost control of the situation.

This time around was very different because it was a speculative bubble involving Crypto and Venture Capital in an odd twist the Tech and Crypyo bubbles popped before the Fed ever raised interest rates. Which may have actually helped the Fed because no one can blame them for those 2 bubbles popping as they often do for 2000 and 2008.

Technically we already experienced a crash from the bubble pop but that happened all on its own meaning it is sort of working through the market naturally. What we are dealing with is an actual banking crisis. Where the banks WERE NOT HEALTHY and the rates are exposing just how unhealthy and low rate dependent the banks had become. This will cause a recession however I do not for the life of me think markets have bottomed yet. Every indicator shows markets are not close to bottoming.

>>54097453
Chinas deficit is about 1.3 trillion per year too. Its not some wild crazy thing. We export more than LNG anyway. They barely have terminals in Europe still since its so new.
>>54097476
kek yeah i kinda suspected hes one of those russian doomers. No one cares if the US blew up nordstream. If anything its the first useful thing the CIAs done in years.
>>54097490
Swift is a way to swap currencies. Eurozone still issues debt in euros, china yuan, japan yen etc.

Also how in the fuck did we burn 1/3 post cap in 20 minutes ITT?

>>54097478
this is an aryan booba general

>>54097468
Bank runs caused the gentiles to panic and abandon ship. You schmucks are not cut out for this business.

>15 months into bobo's big crash
>inflation now at 4.56% and declining
>markets down 0.13% after boboid's "black swan event"
Kek, losers.

>>54097108
fuck off GM1 we dont want your kind here

>>54097494
You were up big today mumu and it all got sold off... You should’ve closed up +2% today, not to mention the major averages were down 4.5% just last week alone

>>54097518
Volume has ticked up bigly since Friday. Boring crab market is over.

>>54097521
>That sexual tension

>>54097453
>Look at how we blew up nordstream
Will you stop with the Russian conspiracy theories Ivan? Get your facts strait!

we got mumu, bobo and crab. what about bond holders? I think we got a new class of investors emerging in smg. turtle?

>>54097518
We’re just a bunch of talkative frens today :)

>>54097518
/smg/ activity is directly tied to VIX, which is up 40% in just a few days.

>>54097117
+1.58%, and mostly cashed out. Not going to risk holding overnight in this circus.

>>54097514
>banks
Name ALL of them
>SVB
and..
and..

fuck, guess we done ran out?
Or was I missing something?

>>54097515
>Chinas deficit is about 1.3 trillion per year too
Trade deficit anon. Trade deficit. As in, imports vs exports. China is a net exporter

My calls got force-sold

>>54097545
Every nation on earth had a reason to end that line. It's unfortunate you're still unaware.

>>54097558
It was so fucking dead this time last week. Only the most insane schizos were there.

>>54097515
There is only one thing I ever bought and see which was made in USA: a special super fancy backing form.
I guess even the old Fords here were produced in Europe, especially Germany.

>Just got done doing my taxes at H&R Block
>have a really great accountant who has decades of experience, really smart
>thinks that we're going to have a "soft landing" and the SVB shit is basically a nothingburger

We're all GMI.

>>54097562
Silvergate, Silicon Valley Bank, and Signature Bank.

Clearly the galaxy brain play is to short any bank starting with "S". This is financial and astrological advice.

Should I get some American bank etfs or just go full schwab? I got a feeling all bank etf is going to print a 70% green candle from this price to eoy but schwab seems safer

>>54097541
Bob Saget was tapping that on the set of Full House. He even used to tell Aristocrat "jokes" about the experience. I can't believe the sick fuck got away with it.

>>54097367
You are a farm animal now get over here faggot and help us defeat the FAT OBESE ROCKER SHEMALE GAY TRANSGENDER ANIME BOBO.

>>54097494
This is exactly why it is bearish though. It is being artificially pumped, or held up, meaning that things are breaking. Good news is bad news. We have plunge protection team, glowie shills, mass media out in full force reassuring us things will be ok. Does that mean things are ok?

And we STILL couldn't end positive.

>>54097564
>Trade deficit anon.
Oops got mixed up. But im not worried. We dont need to produce every single thing. Thats how trade has always worked. You arent going to find everything you need in one land mass so you have to trade for it. The US found its easier to import manufacturing stuff then actually do it. Cheap plastics made overseas isnt a threat to us economy. The plastic factory will just move to vietnam now.

>>54097566
What do you mean? Margin call?

>>54097603
>really smart accountant
>H&R Block
I'm a permabull but that's bearish if retards like that think the soft landing is coming.

>>54097562
Signature Bank. You’re the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger at the CIA.

>>54097627
I believe it was the other 2 Olsen on Full House, but I don't doubt the rest is true. Sagget was a dirty pedophile Jew, after all.

>>54097597
yeah threads were lasting full days it seemed

>>54097638
I had 0DTE SPY calls
The bank forcibly sold them 3 hours before markets even closed

>>54097562
Listen Kike I know you want your free dollarinos but there is 0 reason for the Fed to start a cutting cycle because of some minor pain. If anything your post makes a great point it was only a few banks and we survived.

THEREFORE RAPE HIKES SHOULD CONTINUE! AND WE SHOULD REMAIN AT 5% UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES! GET FUCKED KIKES THE FREE RIDE IS OVER!

>>54097075
YES

>>54097119
*volker's ghost puffs on his cigar*
you ain't seen nothin yet kiddo

>>54097655
Oh. That's why she wears her hair down.

>>54097337
Scoop up 3M ~90$. Most of the risk is priced in.

>>54097627
Wrong Olsen

>>54097679
you're banned from lizzieposting

>>54097640
i trust my decades of experience professional tax person more than i trust some random anon tbhwy. the one good call from here was coomcat with GME and i still remember all of the hate that guy got before things really took off (and even after they took off). so, in short, fuck you.

>>54097696
But I'm not done posting my folder?

>>54097624
Go JPMorgan. It’s a fortress.

>Okay, female accountant, I'm here to finish up my federal return.
>Why'd you tell me to bring my swimsuit over?

Is it really like this renting in the land of the free?

>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

How the fuck after you guys even keeping up with happenings?
This is the first smgay post I've made since like Thursday. Way too much to process right now.

>>54097686
>investing in a company engaged in a lawsuit with the largest military in the world
ISHYGDDT

>>54097119
You forgot one part of this. It has to be on the weekend.

>>54097715
What makes this fortress so fortified?

>>54097747
I just read everything

...there there... there there...

>>54097747
get a bloomberg terminal


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2023-03-12/svb-fallout-spreads?leadSource=uverify%20wall

>>54097747
/smg/ is my news ticker
i sit here at my computer and i'm like a telegraph operator in the old west getting schizo ramblings directly from god

>>54097640
>Soft Landing
>4-6% rates with minor adjustments
>bull run
>Trump actually made a fortress economy
>anime posting
Could you imagine the Jewish and Chinese seethe? Find Biden you can have the credit for letting Jerome work but I am on to you ya old weirdo.

Am I fucked or am I gonna blow up

>>54097731
HOLY SHIT SAUCE NOW.

>>54097757
the own several powerful religious artifacts.

>>54097760
Just here or other places too? I assume most of us refer to other places like fintwit and finance news sites. But there's so much to get through atm, just overwhelmed.

I have full faith JPow won't pivot on no news. Pic related was (eerily) a year to the day before the last true black swan event that actually led to a rate hike. See you in six months when you have to buy back in.

>>54097736
We think Tyson Powell is dangerous to fight. But we've not even seen his katana form. Rumor has it, he was trained by Kuroda himself.

>>54097747
First, gradually, then all at once.

>>54097748
Seems as if the billion they'll have to pay is priced into the share price.

How many banks collapsed today then 2-3? We’ve been stuck in 2-3 a day for ages now this is boring

>>54097616
>Silvergate
Some App bank with a kiosk in a mall?
>Signature bank
Huhn. That seems interesting.
>Cryptocurrency became a focus... a figure that had risen to 30 percent [of deposits] by February 2023

Where is Mark Cuban anyway? Didn't he sell us crypto? Kevin... Wonderful?
How about all those news reports from 2012 till 2020 telling us how Hot cypto was gonna be?

Lol said I didn't care what happened as long as WFC got heemed, made 500 in puts today
Get fucked crabs

>>54097757
In the event of a banking collapse, JP Morgan will canabalize many smaller banks. If there isn’t a banking collapse then there was never an issue. It’s a win-win.

>>54097796
>>54097731
Dee Williams? If not then close enough at least. And she's so dirty you probably don't even want to know.

>>54097788

>Regulators are planning to take another crack at auctioning failed Silicon Valley Bank, according to people familiar with the matter, after they were unable to find a buyer for the firm over the weekend.

>Officials from the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. told Senate Republicans on Monday that they had additional flexibility to sell the firm now that regulators had declared its failure a threat to the financial system, according to people familiar with the briefing and notes on the discussion reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.

>By declaring the firm systemic, regulators have more flexibility to cover all depositors at the failed bank, including those with deposits above a typical $250,000 insurance cap. The move also gives regulators the ability to offer would-be buyers deal sweeteners such as loss-sharing agreements, according to former regulators.

>While none of the largest U.S. banks bid on SVB during a failed auction on Sunday, at least one offer was made by another institution, but it was declined by the FDIC, officials told lawmakers on Monday. The timetable for the second auction was unclear.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/fdic-planning-another-svb-auction-d63c8929

>>54097733
In awe at this guy's posture. Just think of the glute and core strength needed to keep that thing upright.

>>54097836
I need more conviction in granny porn ID. I know you guys know.

I bought so much garbage today. Fed effectively announced they are backstopping ARKK

the banks didn't send out a billion $1400 checks to everyone and cause inflation which caused the fed to hike rates. it's not their fault, it's the government's and therefore they should be bailed out.

Really tired of these ESG diversity hires on CNBC and Bloomberg who are clearly not on the same level as the rest

>>54097829
>Huhn. That seems interesting.
Third largest bank failure in history and a major crypto onramp. Home to $250m worth of COIN's cash. Yeah "interesting"

That plus Silvergate suggests two things: the government is going after crypto and they're doing so because it's an effective threat.

>>54097830
>-7%
Holy moly. All because some Pajeet pushed his bugs to production on the wrong Friday.

>>54097747
You have to find a nice thread or alt-website that does that work for you.
>>54097863
It's her, anon. We have better coomer analysis than actual finance expertise.

>>54097891
>ESG
Is this the new groomers? Bullish for DeSantis.

>>54097821
Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Lael. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>they think rates will go down if the landing is soft
Oh my oh my Do pivotkeks really understand what a soft landing means? If it is soft it means there will be no Pivot. It means everything stabalizes and the bull may continue.

Pivoteers you want a hard landing you uneducated tards.

Mumu wants a Soft Landing because the bull continues in the face of rate changes and we go back to the 90's.

Bobo should actually be on the Pivoteers side because a Pivot means markets have not bottomed and will do deep.

>>54097889
Its not the feds fault that after signalling rate hikes for months that banks would entirely forget interest rate risks on bonds.

>>54097910
These "ZIRP-Americans" they keep putting as CEOs never learn do they?

>>54097733
fridge belongs typically to rentlord so they can check that it is in good condition if they want. my family members have quite many rentals so. rentlord you want always check the backgrounds and credits etc of new rentoid and then just fly with it with a good rentoid you dont really want to do unnecessary checkups
so rentoid dont bother rentlord and rentlord dont bother rentoid as long as the rent comes in time. but if anything breaks like fridge or an owen actually rentlord always needs to arrange new one and pay for it

>>54097891
There will be a day where America has too many important jobs that are held by brown people who don't deserve it. Every surgeon, pilot, policeman, etc will be mediocre as shit. We can only hope automation makes the issue irrelevant.

>>54097318
>You'll lose your job
LMAO

Real shit

I just got described 18mg RITALIN and all it makes me is sleepy. My concentration is still shot

What the fuck? Do I have ADHD?

>>54097917
>We have better coomer analysis than actual finance expertise.
Literally why I knew you guys could tell me. Based.

IK WEET IK WEET

WEE GAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>54097947
IS THAT A

>>54097084
>der erwige schnippen schnappen literally just got bigger claws
That would be the day's results.

>>54097146
NO QUESTIONS

>>54097947
that pic goes hard

>>54097318
Bobos don't have day jobs. Every bobo is a former mumu that made it big in 2020 sitting at home. Then they sold too early and have been cash gang ever since.

>>54097872
sauce?

Am I diversified enough if I hold 90 different companies? I just buy whatever appears in my screener and sell from time to time if something has a retard pump

So how over is it?

>>54097947
>MILF Asuka and shota shinji
Absolute TRASH. If she's 28 he should be, too. Trash.

>>54097923
Love it when /smg/ leaks the transcript of the next FOMC presser in advance.

I've seen bigger red days during a bull run.

>>54097910
I figured it had to dump atleast a little, it was fucking green on Friday albeit by <1%
I thought it was too obvious but I sold today, not risking retards buying the "dip"

>>54098032
You best start believing in bull runs, you're in one.

>>54097985
Thats a man.

>>54098029
Is that a Langolier? 2 legged bear is scary bear.

>>54098044
i've seen her pussy and it's delightful
financially speaking

>>54098063
Sauce or its a man

>>54097923
when I post copy pasta my shit gets deleted and I get warned, meanwhile the fucking powell fan fiction fag is free to keep posting. i hate these faggot jannies more than i hate hohols.

>>54098063
its a man

Apologize.

>>54098063
>Bussy
FTFY

>>54098079
nice try, but this is a blue board, coomer

i found the sexy girl dancing tic tocs.

>>54098097
> 2 lines of text
> uses highlight anyway
what kind of retarded website did you download this for? Any why do you visit websites targetting < 90 IQ subhumans?

Look at Buzzfeed after hours

Why THE FUCK is oil price dumping?

>>54098088
$12 baggie cough it up

>>54098104
>catholic
freudian slip?

>>54097616
If Schwab goes next the normies are gonna start to notice the key (S)imilarity of these bank failures, lel.

>>54098136
Because Brent had deposits at FRC.

>>54098132
Did they forget to mention AI in their CC?

>>54097830
Both Citi and Wells Fargo got massacred today. We’re fucked if they’re even remotely in trouble

>>54098144
hehe lucky im td...wait

kek

I DEMAND A BAILOUT PAID IN ANIME GIRLS AND TENDIES THIS IS NOT A FUCKING REQUEST THIS IS AN THREAT

>>54097616
HERE's one better...

they are start with "SI".

>>54098178
>I bank with WF and Schwab
I'm so fucked.

>>54098190
Find all banks that

start with si and we will win.

>>54098178
>Massacred
Down 7% isn't a massacre when the regional banks are down over 40%. Literally just retail swinging off the hype.

>>54098136
It is the cycle of oil. Tease 80, tease 72, repeat.

>>54097616
>>54098190
So, SFNC "Simmons First National Corporation" is next?

it's over

>>54098097
>no more rape hikes
>QE to return again

MUMU SISTERS

WE RISE!

>>54098132
>>54098176
>Adjusted EBITDA2 was $0.5 million, compared to Adjusted EBITDA of $41.5 million in 2021
-https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1828972/000182897223000017/bzfdex991q42022earningspre.htm

They earned less than your average donut shop.

>>54098097
Doesn't this mean 6 months of dump assrape though?

>>54098097
Sounds wrong, I don’t believe it

>>54098257
>>54098264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

>>54098269
>veiny old boobs
Into the trash it goes. If I wanted to see old chinky tits I'd look at gookfu

>>54098181
i think im just gonna start doing pushups and squats to train for the coming apocalypse. i need a hedge against my portfolio kerploding. also i should probably get my FID.

That red candle to close was nice. Today i am driving a new honda hr-v at work. I dunno about this. Seats are pretty hard. Rear side windows very small. 4 banger, which is fine, cvt, which is iffy. 6/10 would not buy for msrp.

choose your partners class for your upcoming financial dungeon adventure

>>54098269
would

you're sitting in your basement and gains are passing you by
i hear you, you saying 'maybe i go all in tomorrow, maybe next week'
NAH
why not buy the call that's going to change your life today?
you're gonna lose all your money anyhow!
why are you making it difficult? it's easy.
*walks away in disgust*

>>54098301
>big booba from loving mommy at a steep discount, very subservient, lets you do whatever to her

okay anon enjoy your bitchy western girl who is young but won't do anything dirty for you and will probably falsely accuse you of rape to get your money and ruin your life. i'll be over here being happy i guess.

>>54098325
Do Britbongs just get naked on TV?

>>54098301
HEY!! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

>>54098097
Sounds right.
I also don't believe it.
>>54098325
>>54098269
Pic related.

>>54098331
Antediluvian commercial my dude.

What time is CPI tomorrow?

>>54098365
8:30 new york time

>>54098277
People need to realize that in 10 years the only news media allowed to operate in USA will be Urban One. Other media outlets going bankrupt is simply part of the plan, if not their duty.

>>54098345
dont worry baggie, your gookfu doesn't measure up at all. her tits are ugly and look weird compared to my webm, you have nothing to worry about, no one wants your ugly "wife", except maybe as a cumdump to humiliate you with (although, being the cuck that you are, you probably enjoy that)

>>54098345
I'm on a dynamic so don't even waste time reporting me baggot

>>54098358
they really need to up the age limit to 28 to post here

>>54098365
When Biden wakes up from his third nap of the day.

What's a good career move for an aspiring alcoholic? I was thinking prison inmate but the booze there is limited.

>>54098382
>>54098269
you're fucking insane if you think these tits are on the same level, at all.

>>54098384
It was from a time when TV was a thing and you just took whatever horse shit they had on broadcast straight to the dome.

>>54098277
Lol who fucking takes a stupid quiz site public

>>54098373
It's weird to know my time of death.

>>54098382
Ugh no wonder he cheats on her at every opportunity.

>>54098399
How new are you that you don't get the meme

>>54098403
yes, nothing at all like staring at tiktok all day baselining brainwashing

>>54098338
Yeah peak degeneracy. And people actually watch this shit. Women were a mistake, especially in the worksplace. One of girls at my work can't stop talking about sex-related stuff. She also played this show on TV during a party organized by the company I work for. And she is lesbian too.
Literal sex-obsessed degenerates.

>>54098403
get connected!
for FREE!
with education co-nnec-tion!

>>54098434
I'm being facetious, you abyssal black gorilla nigger.

>>54098428
Those are nice tits tho. I need a version without rockers face over the nipples. Maybe get the ai people on the other boards to remove it with ai.

>>54097467
Bobo gonna ROAR!

>>54098432
i've been here longer than you. i know all about baggie's gookfu, im just pointing out that those tits are not on the same level at all in terms of mature boobas. gookfu is an ugly slut, and baggie deserves her and her unfaithfulness. that's all.

Reminder that if they pivot we get hyperinflation and to buy reits. Yes I own reits

>>54097234
Better enjoy cutting down perfectly healthy trees for asshole customers concerned about their ornamental yards

>>54098448
would have smashed the education connection sloot with the force of a thousand exploding suns

>>54098437
Listen, I'm a degenerate sexual deviant, but sometimes you gotta keep it in your pants so you can go home at the end of the day.

>>54098325
roll

>>54098301
Wow you're gay

>>54098457
You must be new here if you don’t have the original.

its always funny how i come back from the gym and you're still here shitposting

So markets ended basically flat, but bond yields have tanked. So, where did the money come from to buy the bonds?

>>54098097
there will be some banking trouble more likely soon in contagion, so after that they really back up from hikes

>>54098338
that episode/series is the Swedish version or one of the offshoots of the original

>>54098532
hope you like snu snu

>>54097629
>It is being artificially pumped
EXACTLY

>>54098338
yes they also make a big song and dance about BBC (not the channel) and compare it directly with little white pp humiliation

>>54098540
Yeah new enough, been here (smg not outer biz) about a year on the reg.

>>54098563
I... how do you know?

>>54098574
>Wheelchair guy
What the fuck.

>>54098574
Anglos are cucks what else is new

>>54098338
>Do Britbongs just get naked on TV?
DO THE BRITBONGS
JUST GET NAKED
ON TELEVISION?

Worse. Public broadcast television, to the nation. To children.

Go on without me. The people need to know. I regret nothing. Sing songs about my sacrifice, anons. Teach your children of this day.

>>54098325
roll
give me the orc

>>54098143
Red inverted triangle means she was a 'political prisoner', not jewish.

>a world with niggers and jews in it

how do I cope

>>54098623

>>54098541
gains are temporary. shitposting is eternal

>>54098540
does this prove my "oldfag-ness"?

we cool now? i know im probably going out anyways, might as well have fun with it. enjoy, new friends.

GTLB bros...

>>54098437
All lgbtroflmaobbq2s+ are like that anon. Took you a while to realize.

uh oh

>my flight is delayed by 2 hours

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>54098655
Imagine risking a ban for those...

>>54098655
Checked

>>54098655
Pink nipples = not actually a gook

>>54098720
i like to take vacations from this place once in a while. keeps me sane.

>>54098684
>drink beer
>eat sandwiches
>watch airplanes
time goes quickly

BUDDY
CHECK AFTER-HOURS COMPUTER

>>54098655
DELETE THIS!!!!

>>54098740
That just means he got lucky

>>54098752
DON'T FUCK WITH ME THE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS STILL FUCKING WITH MY HEAD DUE TO WHAT THE LIGHT LOOKS LIKE.

Tomorrow we go up

>>54098753
>DELETE THIS!!!!
>and i'll look down, and answer "no"

I haven't sold TQQQ at market close. In fact, I'm keeping her overnight.

>>54098753
Why haven't you posted her ass?

>>54098812
But that would be boring. We want a 3% down day.

>>54098396
Brewer / Winemaker / Distiller

>>54098838
I said I would if you guys promised to delete all the other pictures, and that never happened, so now you get NOTHING.

>>54098849
I know so many retards that are trying to be brewers.

>>54098812
Sorta okay with this, my SOXL limit buys haven't triggered yet

>>54098396
Based off of that one movie with the high-functioning alcoholic, luxury men's clothing store where you can sneak sips behind your counter.

>>54098926
It's even better than that, you can offer a drink to your clients officially, which is an excuse to get drunk.

NEW
>>54097113
>>54097113
>>54097113

Am I retarded for buying intel calls?

>>54098990
For the umpteenth time, yes.

>>54098927
look at citi before 2008