/biz/ - Business & Finance

ALL IN ON SQQQ

Bear Stearns:SIVB::Lehman:????

Is it too late to buy regional banks?

>>54095080
What did he mean by that?

>>54095087
You don't want that smoke, zoomie

>>54095054
Have you turned your gookfu into an honest woman and given her an Elliot Rodgers yet?

CPI leaked didn't it

muh deflation

>>54095080
Is a Regional VC tech bank equivalent to Bear Stearns? I think not.

>that feel when bought 0DTEs instead of bitcoin
Stocks are a midwit trap, aren't they?

Hope we get a black swam event overnight

Who /slurpped some SCHW and ALLY/?

This market is fake and progressive so nothingburger. Only a little dip.

>>54095079
GET WRECKED FAGGOT. SQQQ is going back to $29

cpi tomorrow, hope you're all ready for another retarded day

>>54095129
Check date in pic related

Power Hour confirmed.

Boomer rocks good
BTC bad
Long term investment stocks good
Municipal bonds in real cities with real industries good
Buying debt to X that will pay it off 100% very good
Tech bad very bad
Logistics good
Natural resources very good
Immigrants/refugees and the countries that love them and worship them extremely bad mass debt and murdering the middle-class inbound

Don't look at FRC

anons, how much do you all honestly have across your portfolio?

>>54095159
Holy shit! I do business with some of those women!
Captcha: NGASS

What are the chances that I'm gonna get smoked

>>54095167
Imagine being the guy who panic sold at $19

>>54095080
Look I know there's a lot of similarities, but you can believe me that this time it's different.

>>54095194
50/50

>>54095159
I'm not going to deny that there are a lot of problems with modern women, but there are a ton with modern men too.
Specifically sadshit doomer "mgtow" faggots like you trying to use screenshots from literally the worst dating app to ever
exist to rationalise yourself into believing that your lack of bitches was ever a voluntary choice.

Is /smg/ going out of business?

>FRC at 40
Could you fucking imagine if this shit hits 80 by the end of the week

>>54095212
sorry forgot pic related

>>54095248
>Is /smg/ going out of business?
You'll have to talk to corpo about that.

>>54095159
Stop marinating your brain in the pissmist miasma foaming up from the blackpill bedwetter pits of 4chan's most incel-infested boards.
Last time I was dating I was just up front about what I wanted. Buy the first drink, sit down at a table and demand an heir.
No fucking around, actively search for red flags instead of being a pussy who's just happy that a girl will talk to him. Actively
try to disqualify her, ask important questions. Determine whether or not her values are actually compatible (not identical) with
yours. If they're not then move on so you stop wasting time on girls that aren't for you

>>54095212
> staling someone's work
shameless

>>54095230
Retard here, can this pattern repeat itself or should I buy late?

>>54095051
so uhh what's up with the banks

>>54095234
>dating app
>rationaliSe

Bri*s we’re/are a mistake. That’s Facebook, you knob.

>>54095276
cool it with the antisemitism

>>54095128
The structure and inflation adjusted amount of the backstop is nearly identical, the sale to JPMC and HBSC for the UK arm nearly identical. What comes next is Blackstone as Lehman within 6 months. They were able to sell the SIVB backstop as protecting depositors because low IQ retards (read: Americans) think they're guaranteeing the average Joe's $1000 checking balance covered by FDIC instead of $10m techbros. They won't be able to politically sell a Blackstone PE ballot because it's all high net worth investors.

>>54095276

>>54095234
>>54095268
>does a two post schizo rant about how normal he is
Yeah you sure seem normal to me. Yikes

>>54095249
The fed and JPM opened them a LOC of $70 billion dollars... You have a bunch of dumbass retail jumping in when everyone just saw how all shareholders get shafted and lose it all when the bank goes under

My anxiety levels are through the roof. :(

>>54095276
It's over.

>>54095286
bros what happened? I thought Jewish people were all-powerful? surely the yt is tricking us right?

>>54095275
you're asking the wrong guy, I don't believe in patterns. I especially don't believe there is any merit in short-term TA let alone intraday TA. Is WAL a buy? Idk go research their leverage/liquidity etc, you probably have time

>>54095276
roving packs of masked bandits committing armed robbery

TOTAL BOBO DEATH

>>54095145
Tried to buy calls. couldn't

>>54095276
>so uhh what's up with the banks
they're going down, every last fucking one

>>54095313
>U.S. private bank First Republic Bank (FRC.N) said on Sunday it had secured additional financing through JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM.N), giving it access to a total of $70 billion in funds through various sources.

>>54095337
I major in ee, not econ

did cpi leak ice cold?

>>54095276
so uhhh what's up with that antisemitism anon. HUH WHY DO YOU GOTTA HURT PEOPLE BIGOT BANKS ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

>>54095350
rather unfortunate

Is OIL a short right now ? Pls respond

>>54095336
>>54095286
>>54095276
>blaming the jews
dos ken nor a goy

>>54095255
I can't believe you're doing this. Stealing intellectual property is one of the worst crimes. The only worse thing that I can think of is Hollocoust in which 6 million Jews died.

>>54095310
>>54095285
>>54095159
>First from Left
Ugly duckling of the group will suck a mean dick to be loved equally as much of her more attractive friends.

>Second from Left
Sad longing eyes, looks like shes a basket case ready to snap because of previous failed relationships.

>Third from left
Everything about her is fake, she has no hobbies interests or unique thoughts of her own. She has created a personality based on the social media of Kendal Jenner.

>4th from left
The alpha female of the group. She must make everyone aware that she is the center of attention, the top bitch. Her dad is a wealthy greaseball investment banker from Los
Angeles. She has her dads credit cards and spends hundreds of thousands on her appearance during her lifetime. If you ever approached her in public she would call the police
on you

>5th from left
Has ridiculous standards like the rest. Would puke in her mouth if she caught you looking at her. Wears tight yoga pants to the gym and does squats for the chads, then shuts
them down when they ask her out. She will never have to work a day in her life nor will she ever experience real hardship

>6th from left
The hippie free spirit of the group. Knows shes hot and doesn't care. She knows the wall is coming fast for her and desperately wants breast augmentation to fix her flat chest.
She has a long term boyfriend but is taking a break with him to fuck a professional baseball player.

the jews are saying to buy the dip, hmmmm

>>54095348
Broke with TD or fidelity

>>54094743
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/investing/fed-funds-rate-history/

Let's have a History lesson then. Did you know in the entire history of the Federal Reserve there has been 1 ONE one Uno 1 soft landing it occurred in 1994-1995 where the Fed raised rates all the way to 6%. Throughout the 90's the Fed rate hovered around 5% with adjustments up and down as we experienced a bull run

This is where the fun begins The Fed raised rates in 1999 to try and reign in the Dot Com Bubble which was bringing up inflation. The Market peaked in 2000. In 2001 the Fed intiated 11 rate cuts bringing the rate down to 1.75% in December 2001. The Market Bottomed in September 2002 almost 1 year later.

Alright alright

2008. And free money.

Realizing that the Feds over correction had caused a housing bubble the FED began raising rates between 2004-2006 all the way up to 5.25% It stayed like that until 2007 when the market began to dump. The Fed began making rate cuts eventually cutting to the legendary 0% on December 16th 2008...

The Market Bottomed in March-April of 2009.


Now keep in mind the Tech bubble popped before the Fed increased rates. The Market bottoms after the rate cutting cycle not before or during.

>>54095383
>Joseph Gentile
Trying WAY too hard to hide his heritage

>>54095354
well then you should be smart enough to ask yourself is investing going to benefit yourself without the requisite knowledge. Go learn things anon, the number 1 rule in investing is don't lose money

>>54095397
No one cares. Not defending them, just pointing out you knobbery.

>>54095383
> not blaming the jews

>>54095385
>Baggie & Sons Capital
How legit are these guys? Was looking into getting them to be my financial advisors.
You think they'd be able to get me enough profit to afford one single lamp shade?

just came to laugh at bobo
happy monday
peace

>>54095159
Every one of them is totally an "escort" like no doubt whatsoever..

Reminder that bobo always loses

>>54095435
I heard they pay dividends in soap products. As a person that doesn't believe in Fiat currencies like USD I can appreciate it. Soap is also a very liquid asset, so there is that.

Jesus, made chili last night and the braps today are out of fucking control. No joke I could probably power an entire city with my anus. This is incredibly bearish for BOIL. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>54095484
We both know your farts don't make a sound anymore after getting raped by SIGA

>>54095413
>The Market bottoms after the rate cutting cycle not before or during.
So can one interpret this as the bottoming has not even begun, but if they do not raise rates/lower rates, the process will then begin and true bottom will be idk early to mid 2024?

>>54095051
The market is going up on low inflation expectations again? Are the greedy fucks front-running data again?

>>54095413
>The Market bottoms after the rate cutting cycle not before or during.
It bounced like crazy when people thought it hit a new low it would bounce back up as if nothing happened till the mother of all happenings happened from all the instability and massive loses just kicked in fully.

>>54095383
is this like when they re use crisis actors for mass shootings over and over

recreational use was recently approved in my state. haven't smoked in years, so i went to the dispensary and picked up a bit. now, i don't even want it anymore. even though i didn't smoke any, i just know that it won't be satisfying at all.

anyone want a free 1/8?

Three rejections at local resistance for the nasdaq.

BBB
Building Better Backwards
>>54095159
I imagine half of these "investors" cheated on each other's boyfriends and cut off contact from one another by now.

I boughted

>>54095383
>how to we throw these dastardly goyim off our tracks? they're starting to notice patterns
>Joseph Gentile has entered the chat
laughed for a solid minute

>>54095435
Sorry but Baggie & Sons Capital doesn't do business with women or minorities for religious reasons.

>>54095125
>banks slurping bonds and driving yields down is deflationary and somehow forces the fed to pivooot
wat

Yid curve is uninventing fast. So about 6 months left until the end huh

>>54095555
Good to hear!
I'm just a nice Anglo lad, lookin to make some profit so I can afford a lamp shade!
Nothing crazy, Mr. Circle, sir.

So, uh.. is it time to buy regional banks?

>>54095397
Where can I buy the book version

Exit pump

the war for your money as the USD enters hyperinflation territory has begun

>>54095051
Feels surreal that everything else is pumping while banks are fucked

Christ on a cracker what the fuck is going on in Switzerland

>>54095583
>So about 6 months left until the end huh
Correct. Lehman was 6 months after Bear Stearns. Nothing new under the sun

>>54095593
If you didn't buy FRC or WAL this morning, you're too late.

>>54095383
>Yes, hello, my name is Jim Whiteguy.
>Work history? I was previously the CFO of S&S (Shyster and Shyster).

>>54095610
Glassing Seagulls and shit. They gotta make money somehow.

Why do retards expect fed to pivot soon? They’ve been saying this for a year

>>54095618
Swiss banks are the niggers of finance

>>54095610
I've been hodling banks for over a year so this is nothing, really.

Imagine buying the FRC at approximately the bottom and selling now you'd do more than a 3x in one intraday

>>54095618
what does this mean

traders dream baby

20-25%+ on crypto miner trash like MARA
Quick 30-50% on DPST

>>54095648
Triple digit SOXL holders, please understand

>>54095610
Look at it this way. Our government has officially declared that every bank failure will be met with fresh money printing.
That can only possibly mean more money enters the system for everything except banks.

What the fuck is going on with JP Morgan for that fucking matter

I fucking hate stocks. Everything I panic sold at opening went up today for some idiotic reason. I still made 10% but this market makes zero sense. I will never win

>>54095555
Check'd

>>54095677
does this guy try to look like the penguin on purpose

>>54095618
>>54095654
every balance sheet marks at-par values, not reflective of the real world. the entire financial system is interconnected in this digital age and all of it is part of a gigantic speculative bubble reliant on anything BUT liquidity in preparation of volatility
the music WILL stop. and when it does, we'll see a crash like none before.
you better have a parachute because the great reset necessitates the dissolution of fiat currency

>sell off beings at 3:07pm
Do with this information what you will

>exit liquidity

>>54095687
kek ... you're part of the liquidity for my day trades

>>54095685
nothing a few yachts won't fix, we can guess.

I should've bought bank bros, why am such a slow retard?

Then again I would've probably bought in yesterday....

>Inflation still hot
>Unemployment still low
>Job numbers still stronger than expected
JPow took forever to start hiking under the same scenario. Nothing has changed.
Why would he pivot?

>>54095685
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Sour hour.... now!

>>54095687
I'm sorry anon but even my stupid dumb ass knows banking is unironically one of the most sure things in stocks and anytime there's a bank crash or panic it's 1000% gonna recover. I'm just surprised it did it so quickly.

*to the tune of Metallica's Enter Sandman* EXIT PUMP, EEEEEXIT PUUUUMP

>>54095702
weekend has been tough for top 1%... bank runs be scary

>>54095682
Is there money printing happening here? FDIC has an insurance pool it's paying out from, and equity holders are just being told that they're fucked

>>54095607
>Bag holder spreading lies in hopes of pumping liquidity so they might exit at a slight loss rather than financial ruin
SAD many such cases.

>>54095685
>He doesn't know the secret Jew/Greek alliance.
For shame, anon.

OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK

>>54095703
SO two weeks or?

>>54095735
Because goldman's sacks said so

>>54095735
Because jews started to lose money instead of middle class goyim

>>54095330
Do you think they.... ?

>>54095484
I sold the top of SIGA thank you very much

>>54095509
If an actual soft landing occured (HIGHLY DOUBTFUL) the Fed would park rates between 4-6% and would only adjust them as needed. Rate cuts happen when something seriously breaks and the Fed loses control between 2000-Present the Fed lost control so the rates became all fucked up. Powell isn't just trying to fix current inflation he is also grappling with the last 20 years of Fed policy steering with a broken wheel.

>>54095512
The Fed has no reason to cut rates if nothing happens. A soft landing means The Fed hits 5% rates like the 90s without devastating the economy more then it had to. This would mean we soft landed but it also means we won't see cuts only adjustments. Another thing to note the market actually pumped on rate hikes in the 90s. If something happens we will get cuts but that is really bad because it means we lost control for the 4th time in the last 20 years.

Save money if we get a soft landing awesome we all get rich as we buy up, if it crashes which is more likely awesome we get to slurp the mother of all dips and spend the next 5 years eating crab dip waiting for the next bull run to start.

None of this intraday shit matters as long as the Fed is moving rates like a blind man in a dark room playing pinata.

Which direction should i gamble for CPI?? Answer quick anons! my dick and balls depend on it, i will ride or die with whatever you say

>>54095745
>I'm just surprised it did it so quickly.
That's what fucked me up. I was predicting this week to be very bearish and then I could rebuy the dip with my gains later. Shit was down for a single day on friday. I can't follow this shit

>>54095618
Fact Swiss are not Jews
Fact the Swiss for decades were able to hold the worlds money
Fact the Jews are finally getting revenge for WWII
Fact Swss banks held a lot of Russia funds

>>54095687
>I panic sold
>for some idiotic reason
>>54095731
there is a nearer to zero chance that this is completely washed out. that Russia bullshit about "Contagion" that was circulated all weekend until they fell asleep to vodka puking, is just bullshit.
>>54095739
>>54095744
A direction, please.

PINCER HOUR

LET'S GET READY TO SELL OFF!!!!!

>>54095618
Total neutrality death

>>54095815
Anon, Hitler was surrounded by jews. The jews just want everything, there is no consideration for revenge needed, it's just a nice story to fuck with your head.

Look at all of these random shitstain vaporware companies.
>Roku
lmao I remember a bunch of Twitter grifters promoting that before deleting their accounts

Europe closed red. We ain't outta the woods yet.

>>54095383
>hello fellow gentiles!

>>54095775
Within 6 months

>>54095791
Duh.

>>54095687
If you cant lose 100k and not care even if you only have 105k. You should not be anywhere near finance anon. Its not about making money bobo its about winning and winning with style.

>>54095819
>that Russia bullshit about "Contagion" that was circulated all weekend
I'm from Russia and I never heard anything like that. What is it? Another psyop?

>>54095819
Weak bait is weak

>>54095685
I trimmed my JPM holding by 75% because of this drama some time ago.

>>54095735
Nothing, the market just needs an excuse to pump a little bit after getting shr3kt

>>54095876
Love can bloom, even during deflation.

>>54095685
https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/jamie-dimon-throws-staley-off-fortress-battlements-2023-03-09/
>JPMorgan on March 8 filed a complaint against former executive James “Jes” Staley, for not disclosing his relations with former client and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
>JPMorgan (JPM.N) is suing to take back eight years of compensation from former executive Jes Staley, who left in 2013 to become chief executive of UK lender Barclays(BARC.L)
>being pursued for unspecified damages by a woman who argues that it knew of Epstein’s sex trafficking venture, and is also being sued by the government of the U.S. Virgin Islands.
>Jamie Dimon throws Jes Staley off the battlements

>>54095874
Yea but if you have a gigapump on a pause your shorts get wiped out

>everyone and their mom on financial news websites telling me to buy SCHW
>up 2%
>Not one single source saying to buy FRC or WAL
>up almost a gorillion percent from the low
...God damnit

>>54095882
How much have you won and how much have you lost? I need to know if I ever want to make it myself. Because I fume just from missing out on over $500+ whenever I sell at the wrong time of the day.

should I buy some schwab or is there not much room left to go up short term

>>54095857
Europe doesn't have anybody with the amount of skill and experience as Janet Yellen and Joe Biden. America will rally from here.

#TheBottomIsIn

what time CPI come out tomorrow? 930?

>MSFT +3%
>AAPL +2.5%
>GOOG +2%
>AMZN +3%

>>54095970
Avoid banks unless you want to gamble on regionals. Just accumulate crabbing index funds

>>54095754
Equity was already fucked. SVB didn't have liquidity to even cover depositors. The FDIC is bailing out depositors and where do you think the money to cover that gap comes from? Fresh printing.

There was some implied tightness due to QT and rising rates, but as fresh money comes in to fill the gaps from the decline in present day equity value inevitably caused by those rate changes, essentially they've reversed all the rate hikes and just said 30y treasuries at 1.2% yield are paid out at par. The fed is becoming bagholder of last resort on their own bad debts of the past.

People in charge like Yellen will say the taxpayers are not paying for this bailout, using a justification that 1.2% yield over time will pay more dollars than they're giving the depositors. However, the consequence of cashing out that 1.2% yield at par when its present value is like 70-80 cents is a huge loss. All those depositors can buy fresh 10y treasuries at 4%. Taxpayers are footing the bill for that 4% because we have 30 trillion in debt. The only reason rate hikes themselves haven't been massively inflationary is that most of our federal debt was already monetized via cheaper treasuries. Those holders were the bagholders taking a loss to help keep inflation lower.
Now, as banks fail and our government becomes the bagholder of those old 1.2% yielders, we're just going to be sitting with 30t in debt paying 4-5% current yield on the entire package.

This is insanely inflationary in the longterm, and inflation in an indirect tax on anyone who holds dollars for any period of time. That includes everyone with a job and a salary in some fixed amount of dollars. Inflation doesn't sit still and wait 12 months for your next raise.

>Watch out for the dark pools, whispers are major block sales have just taken place on the trading floor that haven’t hit the open market yet

>>54095852
I haven't the slightest idea how that company hasn't been gutted. It's plausibly savable, there's assets in there.
They're tossing money into toilets, or something.
They just counted half a billion locked up inside SVB, unclear if it comes back. That would increase their average Q losses by 125% this next quarter.
I don't get it.

> LOVE
did anyone buy products from this company? I'm considering buying the dip

>>54096008
>The FDIC is bailing out depositors and where do you think the money to cover that gap comes from?
From the fees which banks pay to be a member of the FDIC

>>54096008
>This is insanely inflationary in the longterm, and inflation in an indirect tax on anyone who holds dollars for any period of time. That includes everyone with a job and a salary in some fixed amount of dollars. Inflation doesn't sit still and wait 12 months for your next raise.
Absolutely but normies are too fucking retarded to notice. They can only thing in nominal terms and just blame the big bad corporations for "price gouging"

>>54095900
>>54095914
Holy fuck, if it aint the Kremlin in /smg/.
Howdy pasty nigger. Did you lose your way to the outhouse again and end up shitting in the mailbox?
Or do you faggots even have mail boxes?

>>54095963
Dude its just money you have a place to live and food, everything else is just extra. Stop being greedy take it easy~ learn some like zen man

>>54096008
might want to look up how the FDIC works

Im all cash
Made 7 grand today

Also, does anyone know screener that has useful Debt filtering options? Finviz one is useless as it doesn't give info about the actual company debt.

>>54095734

>>54096071
>Or do you faggots even have mail boxes?
Mail boxes for the armor, right?

>>54095702
i just want to know who did the hair transplant of the guy on the right

just bought 40k of 6month tbills for 4.8% yield. Thats more than I make in most trades and its zero risk.

>>54096008
lol, they don't need any fresh printing to cover everything up. just don't withdrawal your money, it's there, we swear, but don't you fucking dare withdrawal it.

>>54096132
Holy Christ is that the attention whore who posts his shitty chemical metering boxes?

>>54096104
5K from me, maybe more if SCHW decides to get off its lazy ass and pump.

>>54096102
Are you being a retard on purpose?

>>54096148
Doesn't beat inflation

>>54096104
>smoker
gross, those tits are saggy.

>>54096148
just bought 65k in ally 11 month no penalty cd for 4.75... we'll see who comes out on top

>>54096104
>even 2D women have caught the smartphone bug

It's over. I'm never getting laid.

We are back in the bullrun!

>>54096104
>>54096154
I DIDNT MAKE ANY MONEY, BOIL NEEDS TO FILL MY BAGS ON MY OTHER STOCKS ALREADY

>>54096200
Checked... BUY BUY BUY!

>>54096182
Oh hell yea now it feels like im investing in soxl and youre in soxs. see, you can have fun investing in bonds!

>>54096167
sitting in cash doesnt either, plus i might invest the wrong way at the wrong time and lose even more.

Lmao never change /smg/ >>54096025 YOU ARE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY

time to buy FAS?

Perfect time to slurp BAC.

>>54096282
Not if the CPI is bad

Okay Mumu, you win...
Buying 100% TQQQ

Check ZIM chart today

> bank in USA goes bankrupt
> DAX dumps 3% monday morning
> SPX is relatively fine
i don't get it

>>54096300
>buying leveraged ETFs ever
If they crab you only lose money

>>54096324
Small banks do not matter

It's over.

>>54096330
Nigger, if you bought 10k TQQQ in 2011 you'd have over $200k

>>54096244
yes i will probably 'hedge' with a short dated treasury ladder but the 4.75% was too good to resist. no penalty and keep all interest accrued after 6 days so i can roll it up if rates go up, and if rates go down i'm locked in at 4.75% for 11 months

>>54096277
>Boring FAS...
where were you in the morning for DPST nigga. nearly 50% from the low

jannies finally removed the background

>>54096324
Price go up, price go down. Hitting orders & stops on the way. Don't waste time thinking about anything else.

>>54096055
>>54096102
>From the fees which banks pay to be a member of the FDIC
Sorry I didn't realize we had government shills in this thread. That FDIC pool is tiny even compared to their theoretical 250k per depositor coverage across the system, let alone if they have to cover ALL deposits. SVB alone was >100b worth of deposits.

If the fees rise and the banks are obligated to pay, who really pays those fees? Depositors. Who are these depositors? Regular taxpayers. In this case there's no money printing but it's still a tax. I don't think they'll do this though.
Here's why: if the depositors then bail because the bank rates are uncompetitive due to new bullshit fees, then we see a cascade of more bank failures. Then we're back to square one with unrealized losses that have to be carried by someone down the chain of debt/equity. If the fed holds the line and says remaining depositors get paid in full again, then once again they're holding a fat bag of 1.2% treasuries, underwater mortgages, or other bad loans.

In the end, money printing and a steal inflation tax is the road they've chosen. They chose this road back in 2008 and it's just taken this long to really play out. The end result is complete collapse of the system.

It's terrible policy. There's no defending it.

SPY
wtf was that... gapping down

Should I go all in on MARA puts or wait a little longer

>>54096351
And if you held for a couple more weeks he'd be right back to $10k kek

>>54096351
If you buy now, will you actually hold 10+ years?

Kneel.

>>54096351
You would actually have zero dollars because you would have lost it all in 2020

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF WTF WTF
WTF WTF WTF
WTF WTF WTF

>>54096345
yeah the only banks that matter are the too big to fail banks, and they're like a fortress.

>>54096373
Retail is backing out after 1 day of PnD

>>54095051
Jesus Christ just look at the trading halts.

>https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts

Anyone saying everything is fine is a complete fucking retard. This is completely unprecedented.

The soft landing, whatever happened there

You'd be an idiot to buy and hold into CPI tomorrow which is why they are selling off now. We are going to dump so hard when that comes out.

>>54096419
Whatever happened there?

>Bitcoin computer still up 15%

>>54096408
too easy

>>54096408
>retail backing out
Retail just got dunked on

>>54096409
Can't sell if you can't sell right?

>>54095707
>He knew

>>54096428
The pivot.

>>54096409
>This is completely unprecedented.
Pivot confirmed

why is the shit and piss moving like a shitcoin

>>54096423
I'm prepared to bag hold

>>54096419
How did no one see SVB coming? Where’s Burry? Where’s Cassandra?

>>54096447
I tried to warn >>54096025

>>54096454
>Slowly, they began to learn,

>Oh no we invested in 500 fucking startups
from israel now we messed up those startups.
No, mother fuckers at the bank purposely gave the money away to these obvious shell companies to steal it via loans and crash the bank so these loans do not have to be repaid.
It's the same scam the kikes did to Moldova

>>54096385
Check the chart. $10k TQQQ in 2010 would've been worth almost $2m at peak Q4 2021.

>>54096468

>>54096423
I saw bigger plummets on NO NEWS just a year ago. This is nothing.

>>54095959
Correct. It's not gonna be a gigapump but enough to liq a lot of bobos

> IPI
> down 75% since April last year
Why do people fall for commodity cycle pumps? Like, who was the buyer at the top who thought that this is sustainable?

>>54096498
Everyone wants to turn 10k into 2m in just over ten years... that train’s gone..

>>54096535
there are stocks in the market right now which will do this for you

>>54096532
CNBC viewership

>>54096509
>Burry says "Wait for this year's WorldCom"
>He doesn't know that every single billion-dollar company cooks the books

URANIUM

Now that my funds are settled I'm really tempted to gamble on DPST for tomorrow. If the banks continue dumping you can thank me.

>market closed
Well see you guys tomorrow

Who cares just buy SPY

>>54096542
SKYT is one of them.

>>54095993
Jesus

>>54096509
Thats got to be the old pic. I can't believe he deleted again so soon, after 1 green day the guy is running for the hills again.

how is nasdaq up over 1% on literally no news?

>>54096588

>>54096598
news are old news anyway

>>54096547
This starts making sense. What if stock market investing is just another way government collects taxes? Like lottery which is called "stupidity tax" for a reason.

>>54096592
Nah, it's the old one. I'm just pointing out how capricious he is and that he is, in fact, an agent of the financial powers that be. Like, look at that fuck Cramer, too. I would have fucking killed myself if I told people Bear Stearns was fine. Now he has the gall to go on tv, let alone be given a show? Get the fuck out.

>>54096535
I'm gonna do the same with SPXU

giant bank failures and we cant even dump
so this is bobo's big crash?

>>54096600
I don't get this but I'll tell you what: the 500 mil MC of SKYT will be 50 bil by 2030.

I'll take the money.

BOND MARKET is so smart
I love the bond market so much bros.

Why is the bond market always right?

>>54096468
Burry is too occupied deleting all his tweets

>>54096598
>nasdaq is up 1% on news of a starting banking collapse

This is the last SMG

>>54096655
>giant

>>54096364
I don't know why you're being so cagey about how much money is in the fund other than that you don't want to admit it's greater than the total deposits that will have to be reimbursed here. Sure, there are plenty of other negative outcomes here that will affect many people, but thus far there's been no announcement of more printing. Why make up so much extra bullshit when you can accurately identify the ways it'll increase costs?

>>54096680
BUMPIN' BUMPIN'

>>54095051
Classic Lum is best Lum.

Is Coca-Cola good for you?

LOWERRRRRR

>>54095993
feels good nasdaq chads

the rumbling
THE RUMBLING

>>54096680
Based Kreayshawn poster. Also, I'm pretty sure she's Jewish.

I sold out last week

>>54096680
its honestly incredible how bulls manage to rationalize everything as bullish
guess we have to wait for CPI and FOMC

>>54096718
UH IS THE FORREST FINALLY NO LONGER QUIET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

REMEMBER ON FRIDAY BIDEN SAID HE IS CONFIDENT THAT CPI WILL BE IN “GOOD SHAPE” NEXT WEEK

THE CPI COMES OUT AT 8:30 AM EST TOMORROW AND THE WHITE HOUSE IS GIVEN THE EXACT NUMBER DAYS BEFORE

>>54096736
>THE WHITE HOUSE IS GIVEN THE EXACT NUMBER DAYS BEFORE
You have the order of operations reversed.

>>54096720
That is one disgusting heeb

WHENS CPI TOMORROW

The winning solution?
Just be rich.

>>54096736
Which means it's a lie and probably complete shit. Even if it's not shit, it will be a fake and gay number

A RED DEER FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>4 banks fail in 4 days
>herr derr buy buy buy
Imagine being this retarded

>>54096727
It’s very easy yes. You just bellow ”bullish”

>>54096759
>cpi was only 5.99% BUY BUY BUY SPY ATH EOY

>>54096755
830am

>>54096736
The government would never lie

>>54096757
Pretty sure this is Burry's sock puppet account

>>54096736
It will pump no matter what. They will drag this for eternity. It will take til end of April or May til we hit bottom (or something like a bottom)

>>54096753
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54096770
4?
What did I miss?

>>54096532
>Why do people fall for commodity cycle pumps?
People always look at the trend and see the massive earnings and think that if it just holds for 1 year they get paid out in full.
But they miss the big picture. It doesn't hold for the year. Once the commodity they're rising peaks it's already over. Production has ramped and will outmatch demand. It collapses within 6 months. Even in a perfect world where a commodity peaks and holds at 1x EBITDA you wouldn't get fully paid out because of the massive tax bill, plus dividend taxes on your end. Plus usually these are often shit companies pumping hardest that had a lot of debt to pay back, idk about that one you posted specifically. Then once they've paid off debt and cut that interest expense, there's still the fact that they're producing from a fixed supply of whatever mine they have, or for the downstream plays it's about equipment and maintenance/refresh costs. So money goes towards that before capital returns. Then the management running these companies is usually self-interested and wants to grow numbers because bigger sales = higher salary. Finally investors get a 3% dividend and an 80% unrealized loss.

It's tough though. You could say the same thing to dissuade someone who enters early. It can be difficult to know when that peak and collapse will actually happen. As long as the commodity keeps rising, the shares will naturally rise in step because there's always perceived potential even further beyond.
It's like a lottery system, in a way. Just a gamble.

>>54096790

>>54096698
LOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54096790
please tell me that's AI generated
i just... can't go on if that kind of beauty exists and i can't have it

>>54096790
Hi, AI

>>54096757
Unhinged, but based.

>>54096324
The S&P isn't very bank heavy. In fact only 14% of the index is made up of Financials. This is why Rate changes actually hurt or help after the fact because the REAL economy is what influences the S&P not made up paper money.

>>54096824
Absolutely.
>No hands

>>54096809
The silver and gold pump that's about to start will last more than a year.

>>54096824
Of course. The textures are all wrong.

One day, $DNUT will go above $14 or maybe it should sink so that I can buy more.

>>54096838
I'd still date her if she had no hands.

>>54096824
Bro her face and tits are in two different resolutions lmao

>>54096879
>This is why NVDA and AMD have P/Es higher than TSLA

>>54096879
I wonder if you could use AI generation for uh... you know...

>>54096684
I don't know why you refuse to accept that the money in the FDIC fund is government money.
That is money that was outside the economic system, and is now being inserted into the economic system.

Do you think that when the government signs a trillion dollar budget it's not printing? Do you think that the treasury conducts it's massive weekly auctions, there's no printing?
At what point in this process do you accept that money has been "printed"?

It seems you're really caught up on the fact that they are "printing". If the FDIC had not been pushed to go above and beyond existing mandate then fees would be cheaper, or the fund would be more profitable. As a government entity, those profits beyond the necessity of their insurance float are government money. When they reduce profit because of actions like this, that is a debt relative to what it otherwise would've been. That is printing.

>>54096774
>CPI came in 0.01% lower than expected buy buy buy
>banks failed?
Bullish
>$32 trillion in debt?
Bullish
>lowest consumer savings in decades?
Bullish
>highest consumer credit card debt in history?
Bullish
>Literal potato as president?
Bullish
>ESG holding back real economic progress?
Bullish
>Pooped my pants while typing this?
Bullish
Holy heckin christerino /smg/erinos!!! What kind of an idiot what be a bear right now?

>>54096907
You're late. You're a year late. Typical /biz/.

LOOOOOWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54096919
yes, but unironically.

>>54096753
Bros what are the financial implications of me wanting to titty fuck the girl on the right

>>54096918
>FDIC fund is government money
It’s collected from the banks? And from now on they’ll collect even more

>>54096931
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dubs we tank AH
Trips we pump AH
posts ending in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and the bank runs start this week.

>No questions, Gotta Go Fast!

I shorted tesla with a x20 leverage . Wish me luck

>>54096953
You must trade well, long and hard, to be able to afford to tittyfuck a girl like that in her prime. Good luck and Godspeed, king.

>>54096680
She looks like a walled version of the goyslop girl

>>54095051
test

>>54096877
We're not seeing a fucking cut lol. The Fed will cut in 2024 at the earliest. They don't care they kill banks with shitty financials or your portfolio. Their job is 2% inflation fucking retards I swear. They're trying to deflate a very unstable situation caused by the last 20 years of Fed retardation. The ACTUAL Crash starts in late 2023 and ends sometime in 2024. You're not going to see rates like we had between 2003-2023 for a while.

>>54095051
real quick question.
is this silicon valley bank stuff just the same shit as subprime mortgages back in 2008?
aka
>uh-oh, our shit is backed by nothing!

>>54096364
>if X, Y, Z, and AA1 happens they'll print therefore the ARE PRINTING
not worth discussing anything with

>>54096158
pleb

>>54096919
all true
>what kind of idiot?
(you)

Red close.

ONE MINUTE!!!

>>54096988

>>54096957
It's a state owned enterprise. When insurance funds profit off their underwriting and the float exceeds what is needed to cover future claims, they have excess cash they can extract.
As the FDIC is a government entity, that excess belongs to the government.

By bailing out depositors, the float is now reduced. Money has effectively already been printed.

Even increased fees wouldn't really negate this. Any fee increases are with the knowledge that FDIC limit is no longer 250k per depositor. It's ALL deposits. This is a big difference. The float needed to cover such claims exponentially larger. In reality, by stating that all depositors will be fully insured, they've printed even more money beyond merely the excess outflows caused by this one case backstopping SVB.

>>54096918
The money is printed when newly added to the money supply. This money is not being newly added, it's being returned. It's also not increasing the total supply, because it's offset by the losses being incurred elsewhere.
Frankly, I think you're just stupid.

>>54097000
No, it's a different kind of fucked.

>>54096985
ban evasion
BAN EVASION

Ding ding ding! How did it go today, anon?

Our shit is FUCKED by nothing!

>>54097048
mind to elaborate pls?

>>54097070
>>54097070
>>54097070
GO GO GO

>>54096809
Yeah so basically it's chasing pump n dumps. Kinda messed up that people try to treat Stock Market seriously

>>54097056
I don't even know. I'm so choked with puts and calls I think I reversed myself in the market.

>>54097069
Over the past years banks used customer deposits to buy safe US treasuries to earn a pittance in interest. Recently those investments have lost a lot of value because newly issued treasuries yield higher interest because of the Fed's rate hikes.

You end up with every bank carrying billions in unrealized losses on their balance sheets. This becomes a problem when many customers suddenly want their deposits back all at once (bank run).