/biz/ - Business & Finance

mhm, yeah

>>54093364
Buddy, look at GS computer.

Today I learned to stop hanging on to an underperformer
I wish I wasn't retarded and learned faster

>>54093398
Step1) Own nothing
Step2) Be happy

Western Alliance Bancorp down 75%
First Republic Bank down 66%
Customers Bancorp down 54%
PacWest Bancorp down 46%
Zions Bancorp down 44%
Bank of Hawaii down 42%
Comerica down 39%
East West Bancorp down 32%

Source
>/Pol/

>>54093398
>here is why recession is a good thing

When is dump?

gonna sign out in 30 minutes and play fortnite

Anyone have the "LOWEERRRRRRR" Bobo?

>>54093398
>>54093421

>>54093364
bears are about to get BTFO. GIGAPUMP to SPY 430. Fed will pause. CPI will come in lower. Everything gets pumped in April

>>54093419
pol are retards as always, WAL alone has recovered to -50% ish, these banks are being supported by the fed and will probably close down today, and be green by large amounts tomorrow

>we're going to hyperinflation
I'm new to this shit, what do I buy for long term gains with inflation? No I do not trust government bonds

>>54093417
Step3) Slave away in the FDIC pits until you die

>>54093422
Oh, no, we don't have those around here

>>54093419
>Banks that matter down 7%

>>54093398
Why is that man, in his trans suit, trying to hump the pac-man. What kind of neo-degeneracy is this?

Why bitcoin gongo up? I thought we have a circet breaker.

>>54093461
Beans and whisky. No cap.

>>54093461
Buy precious metals that are essential to building motherboards and processors, or crypto on a decentralized exchange. You want to bet against fiat currency in the long run.

Total bobo death

Once again I ask, any reason not to buy FRC at this point?
>JPM providing parachute funding in tandem with the Fed
>Solvency issues completely resolved with taxpayer-backed 1% bonds
Its free money at this point, i just dont see a downside.

Greetings from real Moscow... ROFL That SVB tech bubble!!!

Bull market or bear market, the crab is the only one who really wins.

If I simply keep buying the dip, I'll never lose

>>54093431
Die, zoomer, die!

The only question at this point is if we're going to see a resurgence before the great collapse of 2035-2040

>>54093451
anon, people were literally selling monkey jpgs for millions. if this was not your sell signal, you might want to check for brain damage
you had over one (1) year by now to get out

>>54093523
very cute boy

>>54093523

Thoughts on these positions?

>>54093432
DID SOMEONE SAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I feel like buying american eagle gold coins

>>54093557
Looking good

>>54093557
Cash gang is smartest gang right now.

>>54093557
is this cash gang joke?

There are fatass neets in this thread. Sad!

>vix
SSSSSHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

>>54093534
>2035-2040
At this rate it will happen in two weeks.

>>54093557
Smartest man in the room.

>>54093557
What positions?

>please schedule an appointment on my calendar
>oh actually I'm not available
>oh actually let's just text all day but I'm not free to talk

Look Jerome I was going to get a fucking job but I honestly can't deal with this dumb hr roastie shit. Just gonna buy more puts and BOIL and flake on another interview

>>54093503

The point of buying an unprofitable bank that needs to be bailed out is…? Because line went down? There was a time when shitty dogshit unprofitable companies went to 0. Crazy zoomers think “line go down!!!” is a viable investment strategy

>>54093557
200 iq

>>54093364
Is every retard here actually a long term mumu who can't tell this is a bandaid on a festering tranny axe wound and that the reckoning is still coming soon?

This was a dead cat bounce
Convince me otherwise

>>54093628
>Women can't handle their inability to grasp time slots even in the business world

Trading for the first time ever and I'm already down 300 bucks wtf I could have bought a ps5

>>54093523

Pls b bussi

>>54093398
I hate The Atlantic so much it's unreal.

>>54093628
Your chat reads of desperation, you were being shit tested
Never be rude, but politely tell them this is an inconvenience to you
This will make them want to give you the job to make up for it
(this is especially powerful against women)

>>54093364
When does the market crash? Please help me fellow chuds.

>>54093461
Well if it was just inflation you could buy equities that should increase in value against the dollar. Unfortunately inflation isn't the only thing at play, you might have to contend with a recession and stagnation. This makes equities a shit place to be.

Maybe real estate?(Not commercial, they're fucked)

>>54093422

The fact that we've yet to see a circuitbreaker on SPY is incredibly bearish to me.

People think circuit breaker === collapse, but it is quite the opposite. No circuitbreaker means things ARE collapsing, because government is in there trying to intervene, propping things up artificially.

tl;dr there are buyers, but these buyers aren't people.

>SVB has so many tech companies as depositors, those companies now are financially unstable.
>This makes them very vulnerable and more likely be bought cheap by the likes of Apple, Facebook, Musk, etc.
>green for NASDAQ and large-cap software

Big Tech cannot stop winning even when it fails.

>>54093628
>>oh actually let's just text all day but I'm not free to talk
This happens legitimately when the staff has to do meetings all day. The meetings are worthless so they text during them anyway, but they must attend so they can't take a call (let alone a zoom call).
The rest is typical non-kazakhstan weather.

>>54093671
You jumped in at one HECK of a time young blood. Best of luck, remember- you are here forever.

>>54093482
You forgot that he's also black.

>>54093708

>>54093628
>female hr being terrible at her job
Imagine my shook.

>>54093628
Bro you're failing the shit test, they're gonna dick you around on vacation days an raises forever now.

Posted in the last thread but it reached the bump limit in case anons missed it and just general info for everyone. Tech retards pumping BTC are gonna get crushed by whales that kept 30-40% of there shit when they sold at 50k+. We all know this was going to happen during covid that tech prices would be retarded banks would fold later tech retards would pump BTC to above 40k whales will sell and make insane profits and bring BTC back down to its stable 8k-13k. Buy gold/silver to hedge your loses you have been warned.

>>54093106
>So it’s just pure delusion driving markets?
When has this not been the case is in our post 2008 clown world and post-2016 meta-ironic clown world. The market is purely driven by delusion and (((lies))) while being steered by a dementia brain rot riddled corpse. Its all gambling bro just roll to dice like the rest of us. Hit it big put some funds away but keep the degenerate gambling on full swing because hey we're all winning and losing. Its about having fun first and fore most anon. Just keep that margin minimal hedge your loses and always ALWAYS REMEMBER
PIGS GET FAT
(((HOGS))) GET SLAUGHTERED
Never ever ever take it too far always ride your winners and cut you loses but never to far with both. Just have fun enjoy the ride stop caring its clown world but take it easy~ and don't do anything stupid.
>>54093109
>What's gold doing today?
Winning like always gold is gonna reach 2k soon 2.1 in the near future and hit an all time high of 2.5 by mid summer. Gold will never ever ever go below 1.8k ever again. Don't be a moron have at least 50% of your assets in boomer rocks. 70% gold 20% silver and 10% platinum OR go 50 30 20 or 33/33/33. Silver will hit 50 and a high of 75$ too by mid summer. You have been warned like again for the over 9000'ds time. BOOMER ROCKS GOOD BTC BAD. Once tech retards pump BTC really high the whales will sell and tank prices back down to 10-12k completely wiping out tech leeches of all their funds.

>>54093708
>tl;dr there are buyers, but these buyers aren't people.

TLDR: I pulled stuff from my ass.

>>54093640
post positions

>>54093697
Found the walking holes

>>54093657
You are right, look at market movement after Bear Stearns got fed backstop in March 2008

>>54093708
>===
Unacceptable

>>54093451
given what has happened the past few days, it is very likely that CPI will be purposefully reported "very soft" and be revised stealthily higher in the months to come.
FED will probably pause for a while after one more 25bps hike.
This should calm the markets at least until (late) summer, after which inflation quite possibly will accelerate again due to "backstop" stealth QE, incredibly strong jobs market, and unwillingness of business and commerce to lower prices, and then a re-acceleration of commodities.

>>54093697
>Thinking the hr roastie isn't a glorified appointment scheduler

Lol, lmao.

>>54093708
Yeah, the buyers are about to be taxpayers. Suckers the lot of them.

>>54093671
>first trade
>SCHW
>during bank run
welcome to es em gee

Which stocks are chud stocks and which stocks are tranny stocks?

>>54093751
Balls deep in SQQQ. Would've had UVIX but sold at a loss because I thought the reckoning was coming earlier and now can't rebuy for another 2 weeks

>>54093708
>propping things up artificially.
You're right.... we totally are not there yet
>Checks definition of vaccine- I mean Recession.

Yup, everything is fine! nothing fishy going on.

>>54093697
>desperation
I only worked for like 6 months last year and I haven't worked since November. They will find that out really fast if they try to shit test me

>>54093671
lookit this lil slurper
out there dip buying

LOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WOULD THIS MARKET DO SOMETHING!?

>>54093774
Skipping my PHP job to post here, kek

Gold or paper gold? I'm curious how much faith the market has in instructions selling gold-pegged derivatives.

>>54093742
Thank you for the good post.

>>54093704
can you stop posting these mangos? they make me sad that western society has degraded to the point that you can't even look at a beautiful woman irl without getting falsely accused of rape and thrown in jail for the rest of your life. don't remind me of what we've lost. it's too painful.

>>54093419
>Not slurping the panic

Stay poor

>>54093718
At one of the buildings we clean they had 3 days of all day meetings over per diem and paid time off. 3 FUCKING DAYS ALL DAY. That type of shit could be handled in a 20 minute zoom call or an email.

saw this on /biz/, can somebody here refute this? my gf has been nagging me to sell my stocks and its really bugging me.

Hello /smg/ Thoughts on 100% JEPI in a roth IRA with the intent to never sell? I'm looking at 40 years of max contributions and DRIP.

>>54093830
>babies first eternal crab market

>>54093636
>banks would go to 0
But FRC isn't going to 0, the Fed and the treasury indicated as much with their comprehensive backstop program.

I'm completely with you that its bullshit, but my position is that theres no reason for us to not at least profit from the Fed/treasury backing of the banks.

>>54093451
So... you know rate cuts won't actually start a bull market right? The Jews just want you to think that so you can pressure the FED lol because the Jews want their free money back.

You do know the Fed cut rates BEFORE the stock market crashed in 2008? In fact the Fed lowered rates 5 times before the market even bottomed out.

Dot Com Bubble the Fed Cut rate 11 times in 2001 however The Nasdaq Composite peaked in February 2000 but wouldn’t bottom out until September 2002.

Rate Cuts are not bullish!

>you can invest in the peepeepoopoo of brazil

seriously though
not one of you bought FRC puts on friday?
nobody?

>>54093808
>webm name: JPow using interest rates to try to fix inflation despite the problem being supply side not demand side.

>>54093877
>Invest in the literal shit of Brazil and they'll be a first world country by 2020!

>>54093887
I don't know how options work bro I only buy and sell shares

>>54093860
Yes. I even managed to fuck up ZIM. How does one fuck up a 15% market jump?
I did it.

>>54093858
No, put all your money on stocks that crash 2x harder than high-beta non-divvies during market downturns, take 7-10x as long to recover, cut all their dividends during that time, and don't grow with the market while paying 1/10th of inflation in divvies at best. What could possibly go wrong.

>>54093863
>the Fed and the treasury indicated as much with their comprehensive backstop program.
Says the same for Bear Stearns in march 2008, fit the exit pump for institutions to dump on retail, then backed off it to crash valuations in order to buy back in. They're running the same fucking script almost down to the day.

>>54093877
Crude Shit futures when

bobo for the love of god stop.

>>54093877
Zombie company if I've ever seen one, is there an Indian equivalent?

My incredibly in depth analysis suggests the market bottoms next week and rallies 13% into June, when it promptly fucking dies until early 2024.

>>54093698
Nice, I will steal that one for a bad day.

>>54093877
Brazil is too clean, they can't be profitable.
For me it's PBR.

>>54093935
I fucked up the gigadump on DAX today, instead of 2,5-3k I did only 500-600. Right before the crash started in early EU session. I simply didn't think of it, instead of simply following stochastic and what not.

if I ever make it I am making the youtuber cyberbunny my sex slave

>>54093969
this guy gets it

>>54093859
I think it would easily outperform SPY/VOO/VTI over the next 5 years. When the next bull run starts in 2032 or whatever you should reallocate

For how crazy a day it’s been, this general is moving slow. Guessing bears all got btfo again, or everyone is over in the crypto generals making real money.

>>54093969
>in depth analysis
let's be real anon, the most effort you put into anything this past month was taking the dog for a walk

>>54094017
looks like crab season for the rest of the year

>>54093944
The loans aren't free
>You bring fed treasuries marked to market at $80
>you get receive $100 in cash loaned
>but in a year you must pay $105 back

Walking down the street to my bank feeling quite confident
>Huh? That's weird, where is the line of people trying to get their money out?
>They must be inside I bet
>Slam open the bank door
>Crickets
>"I- I'd like to withdraw all my money"
>Sure, here ya go
>Walk out with 20k confused

What the fuck bros? I thought we were doing an epic bankrun?
It's not like I live in bum fuck nowwhere, I live in New York! NEW YORK!
NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMMOROW AND PUT THE 20K BACK AND FEEL QUITE FOOLISH IN FRONT OF THE QT BANK TELLER

I HATE YOU GUYS

>>54093863

They don’t get bailouts

>>54094031
No, that was me cleaning my carpet on Saturday because I spilled a beer on Friday night.

>Market tries to go lower
>green candle
>Market erases pump beginning to go red
>green candle
>Market starts lagging again
>green candle
Yeah I am going Cash until this shit finally bottoms out or we get a stable run up. This is a little to retarded for me.

Has everyone forgotten this used to be called Robinhood general?
Most of us are well aware how deposits/withdrawals affect the gain/loss display.

There's no need to post cropped RH screenshots of 4 fig portfolios to pretend you're profitable.

>>54093944
none of the bobos were able to predict such outcome because they are low-test bitches that give up the moment they run into trouble. It was beyond their imagination to believe that adults will find a solution in such short time.

>>54093858
Think of them like women, divvies are a distraction.

>>54094017
You have to explain your thesis. Why would it follow y2k instead of 2008 or great depression?

I am Bobo and I must short.

>>54094059
Based Smiff poster.

>>54093863
frc has loaned a ton of money
its not the same situation as svb

>>54094051
So? They only need it to prevent a liquidity cascade, ala SVB

>>54093444
did you get some bargains anon?

>>54094078

So this is day one of the great flippening. When all Boomer "assets" like Boomer fiat paper "stocks" go to zero and everything is repriced in Bitcoin.
You can hold onto your boomer paper and be a pauper or secure generational wealth with BTC. Your call.
>inb4 assmad Boomers

Buy the forbidden chart.

Buy TRKA.

Is it even possible to learn stocks or is everyone here just guessing

>>54094130
Everyone here is just guessing

>>54094130
Professional fund managers can't beat the market over the long term. What do you think?

>>54093871
what is measuring the "high volume"?

What is the volume now compared to 2008

>>54094130
I know all about stocks.

>>54093858
This is common knowledge anon. Stocks are a zero sum market. In order for you to win someone has to lose. Its fucking speculation not investing you're not holding something for 5 10 20 30 years knowing no matter what it will go up. If you're legit investing in a company and know no matter what the price will indeed go up over the years even if its a small amount keep them. Bonds are also a good option but like non-retarded jumk bonds. Look into municipal bonds for cities that are building up and have REAL industries and GROWTH not short term scams/bullshit.
Also buy le boomer rocks gold will never ever go below 1800 again the low was 1300 for the 10's with a high of 2k. Its going to be 2-2.3k for the 20's with a high of 2.5+ishk. Silver was 15-20 with a high of 55 its going to go up to 75-80 max but the norm will be 40-45. Stop being retarded and trusting USD hedge your funds on real shit that does something that does not debt max and does not only care about short term goals/"profits".

Your GF just doesn't want you to neck yourself over something stupid like thinking you're gonna be rich over retarded gambling. Stop thinking short in the 1-6 month start thinking 2-5 years min and 5-10 years ahead for the future. Stop debt maxing and stop using massive degen leverage/margines its (((how))) they get (you).

>>54094130
It's mixture of risk + value assessment and gambling.

>>54094117
This supports a thesis more in line with the great depression, not with 2008 or y2k.

>>54094055
From the looks of this they own a bunch of state debt, not federal. Big oof if they're concentrated in California.

>>54094130

>Let's pile aaaallllll the red into a corner
>Oh look, REITs and utilities!

>>54094065
Oh I have a 4 fig portfolio but I'm by no means profitable and I'm not pretending

>>54094130
everyone everywhere is just guessing
except the people who aren't guessing

>>54094130
Its repeatedly shown that its no possible. Even warren Buffett would be way wealthier if he just bought the S&P

Still seething the market thinks semiconductors are more important than oil in a recession. jfc

>>54094121
>BTC
We don't hold shitcoins, we hold Chainlink.

>>54094065
Charts update almost instantly now. You can't do the deposit trick anymore and I wasn't around here back then anyways.

I do make money. Cope seethe dilate

>>54094163
So even if spend the next two years reading every single investing book under the sun I'll still not be much better off than the retard throwing all of his money into a meme stock by chance?

>>54094179
>Even warren Buffett would be way wealthier if he just bought the S&P
Bullshit

>>54094130
nothing you read here is of value, even the small percentage of anons who do know something about investing are just here to shitpost.

>>54094171
>I bought VNQ at 8:35am this morning
Feels good

>>54094195
Yes.

>>54094162
> Stocks are a zero sum market
false. New money is brought in various ways:
- dividends
- buybacks
- M&A
- PO
It's zero sum if you are playing some retarded speculative unprofitable shitco or crypto since crypto has no earnings.

>"Have you ever *seen* palladium? Me neither. That's why I don't invest in it."
-A wise, but regretful, trader

>>54094078
2008 was caused by housing y2k was from .com shit. The main problem now is all this money in worthless "tech" companies that do nothing. Other than burning funds and credit paying people retarded wages and etc. Its a mix of both but mostly .com tier stupidity.

>>54094195
yeah because you wouldn't be researching and learning in practicality what those books try to teach

>>54094117
Based forbidden knowledge. It really is that simple.

You don't know about stocks. I know stocks
ok peaceout bye

Are there any ETFs that pay frequent interest, eg weekly? My dad has like $850 left in my account and I'm just curious if there's some kind of neutral hold we can do to get a little extra over time (I realize GICs etc exist)

>>54093698
Hilarious

>>54094191
why are each of your posts seeking validation from other strangers? is it because of the gyno that you have low self esteem?

Why don’t they just let banks mark bonds as discounted cashflow for solvency calculations? That would literally solve the problem, there’s plenty of liquid lending markets.

You could structure bank insolvency into two separate cases this way, soft insolvency and hard insolvency, and save people money in the process. It would also make bank runs a more opaque process. It’s not like SVB didn’t have the assets to generate cash and cover the cash drawdown.

>>54094220
So do we have dot com to the power of 2008 or 2008 to the power of dot com?

>>54094208
>YTD -25%

Lol

Why did every market besides USA, Russia, and China drop?

>>54094231
Sofi has two that pay weekly but the fees are ass. Just stay in a money market fund

Why is ROKU in business?
Who the fuck is keeping this pile of shit floating?

>>54094195
You can know everything there is to know, but you still have to anticipate external decisions which you have zero control over. In that way, you might as well not have any knowledge whatsoever because the knowledge that you do have will often mislead you due to the impossibility of predicting black swan events or FED decisions.
E.g. You may be tracking CPI and see that it is running hot, you act accordingly, but you fail to anticipate CPI being redefined such that it is much lower (And magically within the FED targeted range!!!)

>>54094198
he literally calls buying berkshire his biggest regret

>>54094236
Because they never listen. Also it's not gyno I'm a strong boy. My chest is hard. It's muscles bro no cap frfr

>>54094276
Yeah, that's about what I figured. Thanks

>>54094171
Is the entire consumer electronics sector made up of one company?

>>54094195
the best you can do is look at indicators that will tell you something like "7/10 times the market has gone up after these conditions". bollingerbands will tell you when a stock is oversold or overbought, roughly.

>>54093671
Bros should I just cash out now? 600 bucks is a lot of money I could buy two PS5s now

>>54094195
Risk and value assessment experience will help you with picking winners.
Hands-on experience allows you to avoid common pitfalls - human psychology works against our best interest in stock market and impulses that are beneficial in real life can lead to losses on stock market.
In the end though macro economy matters too. If russia nukes California for example, your stocks will plummet no matter how good are your picks.

>>54094208
Have you ever SEEN a lean hog? I certainty haven't, every hog in existence is fat. Unless those hogs were sippin lean, I'm convinced they don't exist.

>>54094244
>Why don’t they just let banks mark bonds as discounted cashflow for solvency calculations?

Pretty sure that should already be the case, unless the USA has special rules.

https://www.bis.org/basel_framework/chapter/LCR/30.htm?inforce=20191215&published=20200605

>>54094267
I miss when my kidneys weren't hugging my lungs
this timeline is weird

>>54094050
>rest of the year
Try next 5-10 years. Recessions are almost always followed by extreme crabbing.

>>54094130
>is everyone here just guessing
Welcome to stocks.

>>54094195
No. Your best option is to throw it all in on a total market index and play the market. People only buy individual stocks to increase their edge over the market. You can play individual stocks but you are at a higher risk vs the market and will most likely underperform unless you are a Warren Buffet or Peter Lynch level autist.

>>54094231
JEPI pays monthly that is probably the best you'll get.

>>54094284
Kill yourself

>>54094267
what happened to our stomachs?

>>54093364
Oh would you look at that. Another doomsday bobo prediction that turned out bullshit. What a surprise.

>>54094303
What do we tell you about screen shots?

Daily reminder that this is a Venture Capital Fund bailout:

https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23703871/svb-depositors.pdf

^^These were not ordinary depositors.

>>54094130
Not anymore. The entirely of the stock market is controlled by algos and Jews. There is nothing organic about it so you're just playing the lotto essentially.

>TQQQ up over 4%

>>54094191
>I wasn't around here back then
>Cope seethe dilate
If you weren't here 5+ years ago then why are you stuck spamming the same 5 year old phrases?

ANOTHER NOTHINGBURGER

POWER HOUR IN 1 HOUR

>>54094220
That's not what I mean.
There was some fundamental reason why the stocks bounced before dying in y2k that didn't happen in the other crashes.
Your thesis must draw parallels from this fundamental reason to what's happening now, or argue that the different fundamental reasons why it would bounce now echo the situation in y2k. Reminder: people are aware of y2k.

>>54094284
Berkshire was his biggest regret because it was a failing textile mill lol! He turned it into a holding company but yeah it was a stupid purchase. Only made good because he didn't have to register a new business when he decided to start his holding company.

>>54094364
Literal who funds.

>>54094364
Mike Rowe had his money there from working all those honest dirty jobs. How heartless of you.

>>54094065
I've been here since before the big Black Tuesday crash in 1929 and can't corroborate any claims about this ever being a "Robinhood" general, but can remember the greatest memes from before this general turned to shit.

>>54094399
Still not exactly "Mom and Pop". The rhetoric from Washington right now is "American Depositors will be protected".

>>54094373
I've been on this hellhole (4chan) for like 10 years but /smg/ specifically for less than 2.

>Sp500 up 0.5%
Why are bobros euphoric?

>>54094284
Berkshire was a textile company. He thought textile was profitable so he did a hostile takeover like he always does. Turns out textile was super low margin.

>>54094340
literally cope

>>54094399
Sequoia is in there. Basically the West coast elites.

>>54094352
Enjoy your copium rally fueled by Goldman manipulating the market along with PPT.

>>54094444
ch-checked

>>54094432
because this is all this pump could muster, we head to another -5% by the end of this week

This bank run seems strange to me
Were there even any signs? Inflation is down, employment is down, I don't get it.

>>54094432
I didn't think I was going to get a chance to buy puts before CPI when it opened red. The jews did me a solid with this exit pump though

HELLO, MR. RUSSELL? I NEED YOU TO PULL UP

>>54094364
Kek, this should be criminal.
500 of these depositors are Israeli, right?

>>54094293
Actually it's just two: David SOXL and XOM

>>54094406
>baggie is a newfag election tourist
figures

Be honest. Which of you losers got shook out?

>>54094364
never forget the 6 million from the Greylock Israel Limited Partnership.

>>54094491
That list excludes companies. It is filtered only for VC funds.

But yes, about 500 Israeli companies banked with SVB as well.

>>54094311
They're called lean hogs because they're so fat, they have to lean on something for support

>>54094364
Stop lying. I don't see any of the following names in the list.
https://growthtrader.io/silicon-valley-bank-customers-list-heres-who-is-exposed/

>>54094313
That post from Basel is saying the opposite though, it’s specifying what qualifies as a liquid asset, but it still says they need to be marked to market. If you use discounted cashflow instead, based on the bond rate, SVB would still appear solvent, however the market value for their bonds would reflect differently, which doesn’t matter as they could produce cash anyway

>>54094519
This is the real reason for the ((fed)) pivoting

FRC
>FRC
FRC
>FRC
FRC
>FRC

>>54094519
>>54094491
>>54094516
You can invest in EIS for exposure to our great allies and greatest investors

>American financial analyst
>Last name is "Poor"
Who writes this shit

>>54094065
speaking of we should post some of our holdings. Since the market is opening soon, here's one of my brokerage accounts to hold some Australian stocks. The loss are options that I hope will come into the money in the following months

Ok seriously the crabbing needs to stop. It's time for the markets to dump, bigly.

>>54094486
IWM is a corpse floating in the water. You're just hoping that stomach gases keep winning the fight against the fish nibbling on it.

>>54094486
>HELLO, MR. RUSSELL? I NEED YOU TO PULL UP
OKAY I PULLUP!!! HOP OUT AT THE AFTER PARTY!!!
YOU AND ALL YOUR FED FRIENDS THEY LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY!!!

mm algos doing a fine job today theta crushing and fake pumping

>>54094208
>palladium
is kinda a meme like platinum is much rarer than gold by a margin but worth less the other whites are worth more than gold. But all are used for the same things kindaish. Also its not minted into coins/bars. Platinum coins/bars are rare not to many people make them thus people forget about it. Also keeping prices down is a good thing considering how heavily used they are. Its fucking retarded how like I think its 70% is wasted in car manufacturing. All those metals wasted to fake green energy reduction/use so fucking dumb. Catalytic converters are just so so fucking stupid. EV cars being the norm cant come sooner. Just wish people would stop with "smart" cars and start pumping out EV's that are just batteries motors and the controller for only speed control. Not smart shit no gears no 9 cameras 4 tablets and worthless electronics everywhere. DIY EV's truly are the best repairing them is so simple they need no upkeep like at all anyone can convert a car to EV in a weekend its just that simple you can even build the "computer" from sratch yourself and have been able to since the 70's a simple 10-12 12v lead acid car battery conversion with no gears 100kmhr and 140-160km range with 4-6 hours charge on a shitty 220v has been doable for decades. Better battery tech now means more range and power but much higher price.


point being FUCK GAS CARS KEEP STACKING METAL DIY EVS ARE BASED AND SIMPLE

>>54094532
>but it still says they need to be marked to market
Exactly, which they didn't do, until they were forced to sell / crystalise the loss.

Not sure what point you're making tbqh senpai.

>>54094562
Power hour confirmed now, fuck you fat hands

>>54094065
>Has everyone forgotten this used to be called Robinhood general

I haven't. that's why I still post robinhood screenshots.

>>54094171
>Oh look, REITs and utilities!
Those fools think the rates have stopped, lol LMAO even

>>54094293
When it comes to S&P 500 tickers, yeah, probably.

>>54094310
SV stocks maybe, nuclear war is bullish bigly

>>54094572
https://www.barrons.com/articles/platinum-palladium-precious-metal-prices-af85e289?refsec=precious-metals&mod=topics_precious-metals
Good decision, anon.

>>54094353
Sorry I'm just excited

>>54094562
It wouldn't just be a "dump". it would be the end of capitalism. They're throwing their entire arsenal at keeping it afloat. Call me a schizo, but this market is not real. Look at yields.

>>54094582
Fuck you! I always pick the winning side, and I chose the side of bobo this time.

>>54094451
>Bobocope rolls in
CLOCKWORK. Mumus should never ever listen to beartards again. You're always wrong!

>bobo have degenerated into coping about fake money and jews

Yup, I'm thinking the bull run is back

>>54094559
>portfolio is $60,000 in a 15 cent penny stock

Lmao this general is so degenerate

>>54094562
>>54094632
No yt channel? no avatar posting, mr obese hands

So where is all the money for this bail out going to come from? I thought that Janet Yellen was already resorting to "Extraordinary" measures to keep the US Treasury solvent?

tfw had ATP open long enough it force closed

>>54094171
Actually what's really weird is airlines. Why are airlines getting heemed today in particular?

>>54094620
I think what he meant was
>if it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell

>>54094514
No but I am starting to accumulate cash on hand because I just learned the truth about soft landings and what rate cuts actually mean for the stock market...

>>54094620
No, we tell you to secure the bag if you're out here screenshotting.

>>54094582
I'll trust the fat juice anime lover this timd

>>54094620
You don't have any friends do you

>>54094662
Unironically the banks themselves. They'll all have to raise capital, hence the collective heeming of XLF.

Bear Stearns:SIVB::Lehman:????

>>54094662
>So where is all the money for this bail out going to come from?
Israel. We're going to loot Israel for all it's worth.

Stopped being a NEET last year, was gonna buy index fund and hodl because i'm not some retarded gambler. When you guys think the bottom is, next few weeks or summer?

We're pumping again

People choosing bobo think they won. HA!
Only reason we green today is because i got too hubris yesterday and the Market Gods are doing this to make me look like a fool.

>>54094693
I dunno, given the mysterious drop, SCHW?

Then again they explicitly don't have SIVB exposure so https://www.aboutschwab.com/perspective-on-recent-industry-events

>>54094163
>It's mixture of risk + value assessment and gambling

this. learning poker made me so much better at losing money at stocks desu

>>54094516
Oh Jeez.

>>54094652
remember it's 60k AUD, just a bit of fun.

>>54094388
>Reminder: people are aware of y2k.
Just because people remember the past it does not mean they take it into consideration because. >lmao learning from the past as if history does not repeat thats a fake news myth
Also considering how the government is not prommising bail outs left and right. If zombie Biden really did mean what he said this morning this really is y2k 2.0. Hopefully we see no bailout for these worthless "tech" companies.

Srsly when the fuck has economics and finance etc cared about learning from the past when they keep repeating shit but worse every single fucking time the whole cycle of booms busts throw more debt stagnet randomy shit boom good times everything is all fucked something touches the system it goes into bust falling to pieces throw more credit/debt onto the problem since fixing it would mean people would suffer and the elites would lose real money

>>54094671
>>54094678
I know fuck all about trading though surely it can go higher right

The TreasuryDirect application will be temporarily unavailable from approximately 12:30 PM ET to approximately 4:00 PM ET on Monday, March 13th for light scheduled system maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

you can't buy bonds right now because people are flooding into them.. HA HA HA!!

>>54094706
Probably summer. Don't buy over 3750. Under 3500 you can basically push your whole stack in and just hold

>>54094632
If you always pick the winning side why do you keep latching yourself onto shit companies that fail? Amd why are you still here after all this time, should have made it by now and not even worrying about stocks enough to keep up all day, let alone working

>>54094706
Summer, a venture capital bank going under is not a bottom sign. Its more like a canary in a coalmine.

>>54094655
Channel is being remarketed it will be back next week. Also I'm not avatar posting, that's my wife you son of a bitch!

>>54094367
>The entirely of the stock market is controlled by algos and Jews

You mean ANGLOS and jews.

Anglo are the jews of white people.

Can this piece of shit go down to sub 30 already

>>54094666
these single mothers can't be flying planes. who's gonna watch their 9 kids from different fathers for them?

>>54094787
>daughter is brown-skinned
J-John, what does this mean?

>>54094575
You’re right, my bad I didn’t realize they were already marking them at discounted cashflow. Very interesting. Wonder why they didn’t hedge

>>54094760
As surely as it can go lower!

>>54094738
I think my Texas holdem background and Diablo 2 trading autism from the early 2000s plus generally being smarter than 90% are all beneficial

>all major indexes down 4.5% last week
>mumu’s celebrating .5% pump only to keep the entire us banking system from collapse in 48 hrs
>we just created deposit insurance that would have to be 15 trillion and FDIC only has 128 billion
>Goldman tells everyone fed will have to pause during fed blackout
>source: trust me bro, don’t sell my stock faggot
>exit liquidity pump trapping retail
>Bulls think the fed finally broke something coping rate phase or cut lmao
>tomorrow CPI will be 6.2-6.3% over 6% expectations
>giga dump ensues
>retail trapped
>mumu’s keep coping

Should I sell my puts today that I bought last Thursday or should I wait for CPI?

>>54094559
Why must this board love junk bonds and shitty pink stocks JFC kek. GO PLAY WITH SHITCOINS STAY AWAY FROM REAL MONEY/SPECULATION

>>54094771
>laughs from within moneymarket account

Just do that, or buys T-bills using your broker on the secondary market

>>54094787
why is your daughter half black?

>>54094784
I'm a philanthropist. I'm not here to get rich, I'm here make others rich for a small fee. If I wanted to be rich, I could be rich at the snap of a finger.
>>54094790
I warned you about posting her. I can practically smell her boiled egg and whey protein farts from here. Disgusting!

Any other bear bros financially ruined?

>>54094787
>dark skinned daughter
brutal. obese and a cuck? Maybe don't bother with the yt channel...
>>54094790
>Anglo are the jews of white people.
We're the smartest and wealthiest? Thanks, anon :)

>>54094736
My guess is Blackstone. PE is all rich people so a bailout isn't politically tenable in the way a commercial bank is that can be sold as protecting average Joe depositors (even though it's all tech startups with exposure).

>>54094836
>>mumu’s keep coping
eh
most of these lil zooms only knew about le golden bullrun after they hit puberty in 2020 and stonks only go up be le dip slurp the jizz

>>54094814
>>54094855
>>54094867
LISTEN CHUDS SHE'S NOT BLACK SHE'S JUST STANDING IN THE SHADE!!!!

>>54094841
Wait for cpi…

If it’s hot it means HIGHER rates for LONGER

If it’s cooling off the rally will be short lived with no Fed pump on the horizon

>>54094795
She got a pitbull to look after her kids. They nanny dogs.

>Long CHWY, for no reason at all.

>>54094760
How'd you invest 1 dollar?

>>54094900
Thanks friend

>>54094836
>collapse in 48 hrs
2 more days until the banks collapse. Trust the plan.

-BurryAnon

>feds shutting down banks because they hate crypto
I should have bought more monero.

>>54094771
i bought the 6mo t bills this morning with no problem. starting to get scared of holding cash.
also bought 1oz of gold over the weekend. settlement and shipping times were the longest i've ever seen.

>>54094666
which airline? I'm never flying on that airline again. AH HEEMM.

>>54090212 #
>No argument from me, defund Ukraine and shut down illegal immigration, bring the factories back, subsidise basic food like eggs and gas. Then think about bailing out banks

While we are at it can we stop subsidizing the birth rate of niggers, who unironically and quite literally commit more violent than crime in the United States than all OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS COMBINED.

Stop giving welfare to unmarried women and subsidizing nigger birth rates, majority welfare recipients are black. Majority of unmarried women are black. Stop section 8 for unmarried women. And Stop moving section 8 into non black areas.

This will be good for the economy in the long run by reducing the population of a group which has the lowest IQ, means no good jobs, and reduce the violent crime and robbery rate, which will increase business profits which is good for the economy, good for insurance rates, and will have a positive impact on the Markets.

Also maybe we SHOULD pay reparations to descendants of slaves but only under the conditions that they revoke American citizenship.

VOTE FOR ME

tommrow is going to be a fucking bloodbath isnt it
why is there a fucking rally right now WHY

>>54094905
I have no fucking clue my guy I don't even know how to properly sell these stocks
I don't even know what the difference between Limit and Market sell is

>>54094932
>airline
>singular
Oh, you sweet summer child.

>>54094706
Dollar cost average while market is under 400. s&p that is

>>54094943
Tarot cards told me this week will be green. Sorry, buddy.

>>54094528
>linking to msm article

Everyone talks about the companies who banked there. No one talks about the funds. The (((funds))) Anon! He doesn't know.

>>54094848
>>54094740
It's just some fun with some spare cash, big capital goes to the US. I'll post an update later (I bought it for a particular reason) on this holding for the shits and giggles

>>54094961
How's their track record, anyway?

>>54094828
>plus generally being smarter than 90% are all beneficial

Oh you too? I was in the 90 to 99 percentiles when taking state tests as a kid. and now I'm poor and getting fat. it's not fair.

>>54094943
Because tech faggots are literal cultists who think that the fed cares more about QQQ calls than the fucking united states dollar

>>54094369
What is going on there?

>>54094928
kek 2 year bonds will be 6.5% in 2 months

>>54094836
> bobo euphoric whole weekend about stock market collapse
> we actually close green today
What did bobo mean by this?

>>54094866
anon you're on /biz and in /smg/!
not being in financial ruin is like being a leper being wealthy scares anons not being in debt brings rage and jealousy. Also this is degen gambling where is the fun without the risk! Fear and despair give the best dopamine hits. You feel much better being in debt and winning a small win than being weathly and winning a normal win. Big loses while being in debt also make your brain feel good being in a perpetual state of fight or flight is a good thing! If you're not constantly in a state of fear your not think properly ie I need to profit not matter what.

>>54094943
Exit liquidity my niggy.

>>54094990
buffoonery

well, we either lose it all right here or we do another 1% in power hour
>captcha PPV2
means we pump?

how do i turn this faggot noisy theme off the biz catalogue, can't see shit with the background

>the most boring 25% day I've ever had

Bagged gains on UVXY puts this morning. All the puts I bought are dated 4/21 or later. BOIL and TMF looking promising. I'm gonna go to the gym I'll see you niggers for the hot CPI print tomorrow

>>54094943
Name of this fine upstanding female?

>>54094867
>We're the smartest and wealthiest?
pretty sure Germans are smartest of whites right?

I'm confused about something. I bought at 30 and it says I can close my position at 33 but I see bid/ask at 37? How does that work? Can I sell these for 37 dollars and someone will buy it?

>>54094943
Biden said everything is going to be fine.

>>54094889
you don't have to be ashamed. we know that you're not the biological father, everybody knows 2d women can't get pregnant from 3d men. I think it's wonderful that you're giving that girl the kind of life she deserves.

>>54094955
Nooooo

Fresh
>>54095051
>>54095051
>>54095051

>>54095024
dude go to the bottom of the page beside deleted you'll see styles click on tomorrow theme. Fucking why are you not using the black/grey theme and using the trash standard blue/pink theme.

That or force the CCS to normal

>>54095025
Bye anon, see you tomorrow.

>>54095027
bro that pic has got to be like 20 or 30 years old

>>54094985
Bascially since just because they got their money back people are delusional thinking that means the fed will risk inflation back drafting to 9% by mid summer.

>>54095008
Bobocope.

>>54094994
maybe, maybe not. i had cash sitting around doing nothing, so i'll take the 4.7% over a short period of time.

>>54094866
Yes. I have beheemed myself.

>>54095098
I unironically closed all my profitable longs this morning. Only holding on to some smaller bags for the lulz, none I suspect to be found.

>>54093859
I don't like the expense ratio, negates a chunk of potential gain. Stick to index efts, the lower expense ratio alone is guaranteed gains

>>54094999
The bobo plan was to take profit at the gap down and spend the rest of the day shitposting.

>>54093858
how is that not obvious?

>>54095074
i just use 4chan x and never normally get bothered by this shit, but this one is just too obnoxious fuck jannies

>>54094850
I think I will look into this.

>>54094771
>people are flooding into them (bonds)
Hello, retard here. Will that cause the bond rate to go up or down?