/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nah.

>>54092665
No

>>54092665
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54092665
My cold card?

>>54092665
no thanks

I do each month

and do what with the money?

I keep very little in cash

>>54092665
You are inciting a bank run which is economic domestic terrorism. I highly suggest that you do not do that.

At this point your an idiot to have savings in a bank.

>>54092665
You expected to wake up to ash and dust after all the banks failed, didnt you? You wont be wiping your brow with sweat and rust today.

>>54093005
Uhhh

>>54092665
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED MORE 2 YEAR T BILLS

Credit Union bros isn't it great to not have retarded gamblers handling all your money?

The only thing my bank has are my outstanding debt and not sure if they go away after it crashes but if they do I am all for it.

>>54092665
Not much in there anyways.

>>54092665
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54094100
they can if you play your cards right, once the bank fails and people buy the loans you just have to tell collections that you didn't take a loan from them and you don't know who they are, they'll just stop pursuing it eventually

you have to be ok with nuking your credit score though

wait. are my fellow anons keeping cash in the bank?

Okay I just pulled all my money out the bank and immediately put in all in on btc. What can expect in the couples months?

>>54094279
only a spoonful

>>54092665
My bank, and my economy is in a perfectly healthy recessive cycle. Rather, it's a supremely healthy recessive cycle. I'm surprised nobody noticed up till this point. I will continue to ease pressures on my bank just to spite you.

>>54092665
will this effect egg futures

>>54093005
eat it

>>54092665
and put it where?

why would I want to do that? It would start a bank run which has the potential to collapse american society when the banks freeze up and no money can move so everyone is forced to use paper money but nobody has it and then the looting and pillaging start because nobody can pay for anything but still need the items and slowly America goes into socitial collapse... no thank you. I hate this president right now but I still love America and it's people. and for that reason, I am avoiding withdrawing money from the bank and I encourage other patriots to do the same. We've been training our diamond hands since 2017, let us put them to good use for the preservation of American society and government!

>>54094073
I feel great

>>54094974
Glowie or glowie parody? I can't tell anymore LMA

>>54094837
oh god, my pork bellies and orange juice futures!

>>54094974
This reads like it was AI generated

>>54094941
Uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LarwAMC_lNE
BOBO RETURNS

>>54094941
All in bitcoin. Do you not see what's coming?

>>54092665
Actually I was thinking to deposit more
I'm doing my part to recapitalize the banking system!

>>54097345
why?

>>54092665
Okay

>>54092665
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54093005

>>54092665
imagine being stupid enough to trust jews with your money. i havent banked for over a decade

I just bought 1 BTC Friday evening on Coinbase from a Capitol Federal checking account, and it still hasn't come out of my account. It's always been the next business day when I buy on Coinbase. Should I be worried? It's already gone up a good chunk since then.

>>54092665
I only have 70k in my credit union. The rest is in T bills. They can’t fuck with me

>>54099979
you should be worried yes. but not because the bank is taking too long to transfer. you should be worried because you have double digit IQ for buying fake $20,000+ worth of fake computer money

I have my money in a crebbit union

>>54100041
Smoking monkey mmmm

>>54093195
Well yeah, but that's a good thing

>>54093195
It's too late.

>>54100022
Well, I have been buying fake cumputer money since 2015, and I'm up $150k, and have been up $700k at one point. I should have sold some at certain points, but better than not investing in it at all. Making money in crypto is low IQ, well, I guess I'm ok with being low IQ then. Call me low IQ again in the next bull run.

>>54092665
ARREST HIM FOR PROMOTING BANK RUNS BIDEN SAMA

>>54094305
really big gains and then before you think about pulling out it crashes and you are left in ruin

>>54099691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Z7Ds_yv8o

>>54092665
I buy crypto and store it, I pray I don't get hacked.

>>54100669
You'll die poor if you don't diversify

>>54100669
congrats, dont forget to update us when you are own $150k

Well? Did you get out yet?

>>54094941
timecapsule

>>54093195
Is terrorism technically illegal? I thinks it's just frowned upon.

>he shorted jew banks

>>54099979
As long as you got the tracking number you should be able yotl
track the shipment whether its UPS or Fedex

>>54093195
>it’s illegal to incite something that should be every depositors right to do

>>54094974
lmao death to america

>>54092665
Did I get in at the bottom with banks today or did I seriously fuck up?

>>54093195
NO WITHDRAW. ONLY DEPOWSIT

>>54093005
Buried in tins strategically hidden.

>>54092665
My credit union is Fdick insured, buddy.

>>54103557
Based

Why not take out a 100k loan and when the bank fails I don't have to pay it back.

>>54092769
>>54092820
>>54092926
Reddit.
>>54093195
Redpill.

>>54094974
>and then the looting and pillaging start
and the rape, don't forget the rape

>>54092665
no FUCKING way, i just went to my bank and asked to take out all of my farking money and they told me to get farked!
>it's already too late

>>54094974
>diamond hands for USD

>>54092769
>>54092820
>>54092926
go back

>>54094941
how are you on biz and asking where to put fiat. what are you even doing here?

where do i put my cash?

>>54092665
Do you think Russians are trying to make us start a bank run?

>>54092665
My bank is my metamask, I'm not a boomer retard.

>>54092665
Bank Run Crash the fucking economy

>>54108336
It's over

>>54108336
>>54109060
happeningcels tongue my anus >>>/pol/

>>54109075
Namefag go back

>>54092665
Unless you're some poor college student with less than $1000 in the bank, and especially if you have at least 5 figures in the bank, good luck getting it out. They don't make it easy.

>>54092665
dude i went to my bank on monday and theres was only 3 other people there. get a life loser

>>54109075
lurk moar newfag

Uhhh