/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54085311

banks tongue my anus

If we know for sure that everything is going to shit in the next 15 minutes, why can't they just... stop it from happening? I'm a little retarded so please be patient with me.

The most important takeaway here is NO RATE HIKES. All this bank bullshit will blow over in a week and suddenly everyone will realize that the pivot is unironically happening. Eat shit, faggot doomers.

OIL bros...

Please keep anti-semitism to minimum

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE ME BIDEN-SAMA

RIP First republic bank

>>54085311
>ITS BIDENS FAULT!!
>How?
>i-it ju-just is

>>54085338
>>54085338
>>54085338
recycle me

When is Brandon speaking?

this is all drumfs fault

>>54085343
a true american hero

Why would Biden to this to us?

>>54085351
Let's wait and see what Michael J. Burry has to say about it first.

Bruh VIX

I'll settle for nothing less than circuit breakers today.
And a little desperation, just for giggles, will put on my bull face when everything crashes down, then i'll buy the stock market.

>>54085351
Fuck off pivotfag

>>54085368
It happened 10 minutes ago.

>>54085351
>All this bank bullshit will blow over in a week and suddenly everyone will realize that the pivot is unironically happening.

That sounds 100% healthy outcome given the context...

>>54085349
This is the bottom and it's only uphill from here... right oil bros?

I will never financially recover from this.

>>54085368
he already did

>>54085363
How much longer before they openly admit First Republic has failed as well and they are opening FDIC accounts for it?

VIX going up SPX going up
makes sense if you don't think about it

I keep my savings in a very small credit union. (Ticker $FCF).

It's down 10% right now. I know banks are getting hit but mine's down more than others. Should I secure some physical cash today?

>>54085343
Wtf

>>54085379
Yep wait for the -50% crash then scoop the cheapies, get rich.

>>54085364
Yeah it's just a meme. His speech minutes ago was very inspiring and reassured me that government knows what they are doing.

>>54085368
It was a nothing burger.

>>54085401
yes, you should always have a stack

Brandon literally just read an already existing press release it was nothing new

DXYbros I'm scared...

>>54085343
The best part of this is even the retards that voted for him have to be kicking themselves. They'll never admit it, but I don't need them to. Just the fact that internally they realize that there is an actual potato holding the most important office in the country is enough for me. And now said potato is in charge keeping the economy from completely collapsing, so he waddles out, poops his diaper for 30 seconds and waddles out lmao!!!!

>>54085351
More like Goldman Suchs my fucking balls, the utter audacity of these kikes to demand the fed to stop doing their job the instant it starts to actually work.

>>54085401
guns gold seeds SSRIs etc.

>>54085395
GOTTA GO FAST!
>GOTTA GO FAST!
GOTTA GO FAST!
>GOTTA GO FAST!
GOTTA GO FAST!
>GOTTA GO FAST!

>>54085351
They did that in the 70s and we got inflation for longer. Powell stays the course and we should be able to defeat inflation

>pre market surging green
you were warned. fed is PIVOTING and biden just said everyone is safe. Today is NUCLEAR green as the doom sayers finally get put into their place and realize hey the economy is actually pretty good. Maybe inflation will be a little warm, but that's the price of business. It's not worth burning the house down.

>>54085379
You'll be lucky if the S&P500 is going to end today at -2%.

>>54085408
Yup. He put people’s minds at ease and it worked since futures are healing. I expect a Green Day.

>BOIL parabolic
>TMF parabolic
>puts parabolic

Another 20%+ day for me. You never listen

"what's the play dude"

>>54085343
>Shadman

>>54085364
>How
Gee maybe printing trillions of dollars had something to do with it

wow so this is it huh?

>>54085444
checked for cheapies

>>54085343
*Clap you stupid bastards!*

>>54085437
Doesn't Biden speaking usually tank the market.

>>54085364
An actual bidenbro in the wild. Gross.

You know he's a pedophile, right?

Been farting for the last 4 hours non stop.

Bullish for NATGAS

mumus...
geeeetttttt dunked on!

So, what's going on? Someone explain it to me like I was a 5th grader. Are we all gonna die yet or is this yet another nothingburger? Anything I can do to protect myself and my family, or am I just gonna be waiting patiently for the failure of the system?

Made me laugh like a retard.

>>54085351
THATS NOT A GOOD THING YOU RETARDED BULLTARD

My name is Bobo, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

>all these Robinhood price alerts rolling in all morning

>>54085364
>Biden speaks
>stocks immediately plummet
>Why did Trump do this?

Here are the footnotes from today's emergency statement for those who missed that brief but powerful guiding light.

60 seconds worth of waffling in:
>It's Jover.
With a final topping of:
>God bless our troops.

We are so back.

Morning smiggers

>>54085476
>Bobos and chuds seethe

How we feeling bobros?

I'll be selling SPY puts at open.

At what level does VIX need to go for an extinction level event?

BOIL BROS TF WAS THAT?

>>54085311
>i did that
>>54085368
He said,
>everyone will get their money
>taxpayer's won't pay
>shareholders lose
>God Bless our Troops
>>54085462
DC is fucked. The US is fucked.

>>54085494
>didn't end with slava ukraini
it's over

Set SPY puts at 387 before bed had to reset them at 381 before the market opens holy fucking shit

>>54085486
Buy tangible assets.

>>54085506
>futures

I can't tell if the bulls in this thread are just meme-ing of if the copium tank is turned all the way up. Either way it's just getting sad. I'm not usually one to get second hand embarrassment on this website, but it's there now.

I'm normally in /pmg/ just popping my head in:
MY COMMODITY STOCKS (NAMELY GUSH) ARE SO FUCKING BLOWN OUT IS THERE ANY FUTURE FOR THEM OR SHOULD I JUST DUMP

>>54085515
30

>>54085486
You are fine for the most part unless you have over $250,000 in an account. We'll see how this effects the economy as a whole.

>>54085515
~150

>>54085494
>>God bless our troops.
WW3 escalation confirmed. Markets ready to pivot! Market confidence at peak!

>GOTTA GO FAST!
GOTTA GO FAST!
>GOTTA GO FAST!
GOTTA GO FAST!

>>54085551
delusional

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

Puts or Calls for SPY today bros?

>mumus be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Doyh7gGeoo

>13th Monday
>Worst Speech in the history of speeches
>195 billion missing

This gotta be it, right?

>>54085546
Doomp eet.

>>54085442
This is the way.

I have a plan, sir.

JOIN THE SPACE :)

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1mrGmkgRgXzxy

THESE HAVE BEEN SO GOOD LATLEY

>>54085515
for reference

>>54085343
>seeya in california B^)

CPI in 5 minutes.

>>54085514
You gonna get hooked.

Can you feel it?

>>54085566
see
>>54085577

>>54085577

>>54085518
Natgas prices spike while Biden speaks, we need to keep him at the podium.

> people believe that rape hikes will stop

>>54085447
Kek

>>54085574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJA-ePxNlQ

>>54085471
A glut is bearish.

>>54085543
You think they're gonna let everything collapse just because Kamallah's rabbi wants it?

>Futures reversing

Biden did it, I cant believe it.

>>54085577
This is the beginning of the end yes. We probably need to have an /smg/ doomsday meet up location planned for when we start our thunder dome post-apocalyptic raider gang.

>>54085596
CPI is tomorrow

>>54085589
who is this nerd

I love these days.

So I’m thinking of throwing 10k into JPM. How smart is this?

>>54085629
sasuga brandon-sama

>>54085423
Hey, Jerome Powell is NOT a potato.

>the pivot is bullish
imagine lmao. the lows hit a year or two after the pivot.

>>54085629
Bobo protect our puts

>>54085543
I think a lot of the bulls (especially last night) are actually serious... they really shouldn't be managing their own money

>gold, bonds, silver parabolic
>vix parabolic
>banks failing
>fed emergency pivot actually on the table
>president shilling "do not redeem sirs"

And it's still like 40% bulls around here.. fucking amazing

>>54085395
Cute 2D anime girl
>>54085514
3D with belly fat indicating rife for breeding

You yuropoors have done your job

>>54085629
Check the prize.

>>54085311
I have made 6% pre-market trading TMF.
Bought at 8.97, sold at 9.63

>bankpocalypse
>Fed turns the printer back on because not my hecking gamblerino investment bank techtrasherino, not the hecking P/E king scammerinos
>hyperinflation and Weimar collapse
Yep I'd say the armageddon is back on the menu boys

>>54085629
Not so fast dementia bros

>>54085447
kek

>>54085653
>JPM FORTRESS
FORTRESS SECURED
>JPM FORTRESS
FORTRESS SECURED
>JPM FORTRESS
FORTRESS SECURED

Now ask yourself... do you think JMP likes bonds?

>>54085566
People don't buy weekly options anymore grandpa

why tf did we nose dive in the futures market??

>Hey SMG, Carlos Quintanilla here. You chuds better stop making fun of my pals Jim and David. So what they get double the time off for Jewish holidays, I'm just happy to be here

>>54085631
I have no skills but I didn't fap for 2 months and I'm financially hungry
Can I join

>>54085624
>let
What part of this aren't you understanding? They aren't in control anymore. They've kicked the can down the road for decades and now they're at the end of the road. There is no hiding it anymore. That 30 second meaningless "speech" Biden just gave is further proof. Yes they've managed to gaslight a few retards into thinking everything is fine (bulls), but everything is not fine.

>>54085665
This is why we need a HARD crash.

>>54085609
>The Fed is stepping in to stop a catastrophic collapse!
>That means they're also going to give up on a controlled demolition!
>Despite this situation causing more of the exact thing they've been trying to stop!
Pivooooters are truly a special breed

>>54085609
>2 year 10% down already
They don't just believe it they're acting on that belief

>>54085690
The inverse is in full effect

Why isn't $SPY down at least 5% yet? I was promised a happening.

They will squeez that shit, aren't they? The trickery will never end.

ARBITRAGE OPPORTUNITY

>>54085697
i-i do...

I suddenly don't feel so good, financially speaking

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKETHISS BRos

I'm tired, bros

>>54085701
Biden speech was disastrous

MARKET OPENING LET'S GOOOOOO!

>>54085683
I didn't hold my TMF over the weekend, grats on the trade
And Also
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>54085732
IT'S OVER

>>54085589
>Twitter Space

WTFWT

WHAT WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

It begins.

NOOOOO I WANTED TO GET BACK IN ON A PUMP

WTF was THAT!?

WTFWT

>>54085703
Frankly, based on the talent pool here, I'd argue you're overqualified.

PHILLIP BANKS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAA

*DING DING DING DING DING*
>up 12% and rapidly rising UVXY

WHAT THE!

>>54085741
>1 Sec late

OVER

It's fucking over

OIL STATUS!?

Sell.

It’s 9:30!

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

>CNPC
>Biden will do whatever it takes
WHATEVER IT TAKES CHUDS

>>54085732
That has to be fake- fuck off.

>>54085732
Imagine working for JPMorgan and seeing this tweet LMAO

>>54085732
This guy knows what meme magic is and he wields it for evil.

A CIRCUIT BREAKER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>54085741
>741

GOT SOME WEIRD SHIT HAPPEING IN MY PORTFOLIO LADS.

>>54085732
Oh no no no no no

BUDDY

Uhhh... bros
Its 9:30
Where are the trades?

DOW IN FREEFALL

OH MY FUCKING GOD IM RUINED JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!

>I should have gotten a few vix calls before close Friday

:(

>>54085795
He just tricks retards and boomers into being exit liquidity.

>Bank of America

>it's gonna just crab

>>54085377
don't worry till it his 40.
if it hits 40+, then worry.
it's that simple.

>>54085777
Checked

>>54085790
Could "whatever" be SPY 320? pls?

russel down 3%

>>54085815
CIRCUT BREAKERS ITS OVER

>S&P down a percent
>bitcoin up 10%
wow

>>54085820
BUDDY

>>54085815
They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

JAN 2021 - SPY 382
>NOV 2022 - SPY 382
DEC 2022 - SPY 382
>JAN 2023 - SPY 382
MAR 2023 - SPY 382

I want off

-1% IN MINUTES

>S&P now red on the YTD
Finally, nature is healing

>>54085820
L-lions d-don't forget to buy the banks

Snibbity Snab
Its time to Crab

complete nothingburger, as expected as foreign markets are unimpacted

EWBC HALTED

>>54085815
newfriend, quotes are delayed by 15 minutes

>>54085815
it's...over

holy shit breakers already hit?

what did he mean by this?

I'm down 0.5% already and we're just 3 minutes in. At this rate my portfolio will lose 75% of its value before closing bell.

>Up 27% today

You never listen

PLUMMET YOU FUCKER
DIE DIE DIE I WANT DEAD BANKERS BEARS WIN AGAIN

>XAU Computer

Schiff will be having an orgasm.

>>54085792
Leveraged inverse-Cramer ETF when?

>1%
its nothing

>>54085704
>but everything is not fine
Nor will it ever be fine. But somehow it keeps going

is is it over

bonds and VIX what else do you need?

Stock market brod

>>54085856
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Be honest with me biz... what will this do to my zestamits and Air B&B property scheme??

>>54085872
Kek

Crabs smashed

WTF DO I SHORT

>>54085882
Where did you get this picture of me

*yawn*

>>54085862
don't be stupid.
>>54085881
zoom out a little :^)

>>54085880
Top kek

>mfw people who stuck their money in their mattresses were right.

Buddy check bank computer

>>54085895
Anon,. I...

Just as a PSA. If anyone lives close to a mumu, it would be nice of you to bring them blankets, some socks and underwear, and maybe some canned goods. They're going to be homeless soon and we need to look out for them.

TIMBERRRR

Charles Schwab halted

>>54085774

>>54085915
can i sex you

Schwaaaaaab

What is the best website to watch it all burn?

Oh my god banks are going straight to 0 holy shit

>>54085311

anyone buying up FAZ right now?

>>54085865
>we don't need to guess

I'm afraid to open my portfolio

SCHWAB HALTED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I cant believe TSLA is down 5% on literally no news

>>54085543
I bought calls today

gold is mooning

its so over

2Y Yields 12% down. With all those people buying treasuries surely some of them must be selling stocks

>>54085951
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>54085956
Proofs!

>>54085938
Who the fuck are you, Obama? They need javelins to go after the fortress.

Trying to close my short on SCHW with a market order and SCHW halted how fucked am i

>>54085926

>>54085956
Kek, wtf has Schwab got to do with tech trannies?

>>54085965
My condolences

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI


ALRIGHT...

ALRIGHT


WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

No, comrade anon, it is only just beginning.

>>54085960
I’m waiting till the afternoon to buy into it. It always goes up like crazy.

>>54085970
2100 by friday mark my word

I'm losing everything
It wasn't supposed to be this way

ITS OGRE

MY PUTS
THEY'RE PRIIIIIIIIIINTING

>>54085942
Fuck, I bank with USAA, am I gonna get bank buck broken?

i had sqqq on thrusday, sold it EOD, bought friday, sold EOD, got PDT restriction and now this. wish i just bought and held since thrusday.

>all this bobo euphoria on -1.45%
...

>>54085987
confidence level:
>1M

>>54085985
Baggot it's very important that this general knows what you're buying today. We already know what Cramer is shilling, now we need to know what the resident Jew here is shilling.

>>54086022
does this mean PMG was right?

>>54085955
I love the fact he bought new house at the top of the crypto bubble while telling people to hold onto their bitcoin. I wonder how he financed his house kek.

Imagine being a company that was convinced to IPO in the last 2 years and now the money faucet is turned off. No one is going to go public anymore.

Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fZCDl0hC-U

>>54085992
All banks are down because it's very obvious that this is a financial sector problem and not a tech tranny problem. You thought SVB was the only one gambling with worthless collateral? Lol. Nobody learned a fucking thing from '08.

>>54086022
the economy is going to fall apart and war is going to start for realsies.

>>54086022

lol

WOAAAAAAH LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ

WOAHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT

THEY'RE GONNA HALT TRADING

last week I bought SPY 370 puts and TSLA 150 puts.

still way out of the money

but hey thanks to this VIX spike your boy is profitbale

invest in ducks

>kbw
more like KWAB

>>54086022
>pivootbrain
lol,
lmao even

>>54085992
nothing, they're just being shellacked by panic over the sector as a whole

What should i buy?

>>54086031
I'm in a similar situation and it sucks, even though I held through Thursday and sold Friday. Going full bore so I don't want to chase with unsettled funds either.

It's joever

Even BOIL is parabolic. You never fucking listen

>>54086069
damn that's a cute duck

>>54085970
also, silver is literally mooning too
which means it's over, in a bad way. the cat is out of the bag and the collapse is imminent

>>54086042
Always was

>>54086033
>BRO ITS ONLY 5% DOWN IN 3 DAYS AFTER 3 BANKS FAILED ITS A NOTHINGBURGER
you brainlets need to get banned

>>54086058
I can't believe I have a folder of the Federal Reserve Chairman to use to insult randos on the internet.

puts on VIX
you'll thank me later

>20% profit from a Schwabe short
fucking amazing, thanks Chuck

excuse me? I would like to sell my Charles Schwab stock now

>>54086104
Fargo for me %15

>>54086074
I'm going to average down on some of my heavier bags

>>54086104
>>54086106
kek

literal nothingburger

>>54086057
"Chinese" torpedo sinks civilian Taiwanese vessel in 30 minutes

Putins hikes caused this.

>>54086061
NO CHUCK NOOOOO

So Burgers, tell us...
Have the ATM stopped working?
Are there mile long lines in front of every bank?
Are there riots in the streets?

>>54086033
You know that we were up 1,5% 12 hours ago?

>>54086103
>puts on VIX

At $70

So it was a nothingburger after all?

>>54086123
Frankly I always feel like shorting wells fargo is a good idea in any financial crisis kek

>>54086151
I wish

Jerome needs to start caring about black unemployment immediately. Enough is enough

>>54085546
I dumped Oil last week. Even if we hit $90/barrel by EOY, the most significant stock growth is done.

schwab sisters.... not like this

>>54086133
i could rape your mother and shoot you in the head and your last words would be nothingburger

I just slurped ZION at 22.55

>>54086082
I wish you would use a tripcode so we would know when it's you.

It's not over until it's over.

>>54086155
if it's going to 70 it's going to 100. 30 is local maxima

>>54086151
lmfao no one has time anon they all went to the wagie cagie

>>54086089
New huh, it will start dropping once the people at the comex get settled down and start working.

>>54086157
>BTC
go back >>>/biz/

My short is 35%+

When do i close it bros

>>54086157
Buddy check SI, SIVB, BAC, CS, SBNY, FRC, XAU, VIX, 10Y computer!

>>54086173

DRV is surprisingly lame today- anyone know why?

>>54086176
I just sold mine as well.

SOS

So how easy would it be to confiscate an ATM? For research purposes of course. At least my TSLA pits are printing.

Sold some $355 SPY puts (20 delta, 32 DTE). Let's see what happens.

sneed's feed and seed (formerly nigger's)

>>54086229
>anon didn't buy lean hog futures
ohnonono...

>>54085401
Warn others about this possibility. If everyone in town gets their money, it’ll be safe. Tell your family to do the same with their respective banks. You need to preserve your livelihood

>>54085311
we have had multiple flash crashes like this sense last year, there is always a quick rebound, anyone here smart enough to know the bottom range and what to load up on?

5 in 15
rookie numbers

>>54085931
If I had cashed out of the market 18 months ago and fucked off from investing, I'd have several thousand more in my bank account.

>>54086229

>>54086151
I went to the ATM yesterday and they couldn't dispense 20's. Only had 50's and 5's. Never seen that before.

Muh nothing burger

UKbros, should I buy into Standard Chartered? They've tanked hard

>>54085589
they're just trying to copy clubhouse. good because clubhouse is full of niggers talking about how they have super powers from melanin and how they're the original Americans and vikings and British etc

>>54086266
how haven't I seen this before kek

since absolutely nothing happened, that confirms ((they)) ran a psyop on /pol/ and twitter about the bankruns. No one did anything yesterday, nothing's happening now. I just wonder what their fucking motive was with that. Did they really think it would stir up enough paranoia to tank things?

>>54086151
it's still dark and rainy here

>>54086220
>constant notifications for 52wk lows on my watch list

>>54086151
yes. it is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9AMFf5Ih7Y

>>54086216
probably now desu

>>54086258
>S&P 500 -1%
>flash crashes
>like this
you've never seen a flash crash

>>54086270
IT'S FINE
THERE'S NO PROBLEM
NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN
BIDEN'S ECONOMY IS THE STRONGEST WE'VE EVER SEEN

recycled thread to dump our collective autism:
>>54085338
>>54085338
>>54085338

Is Charles Schwab going to 0 unironically?

>>54086216
if its good enough to post about its good enough to at least take half

>>54086295
yup- they were spamming it. Very similar vibes to the baloonuary 6th vibes.

>>54086258
bottom will be $375 SPY on Friday. it is at this time you load up on lean hogs ahead of the big 4th of July BBQs.

EWBC IN FREEFALL

>>54086315
AHHHH

wtf was that DJI spike, who was it

>>54085882
jinx!

>>54086318
flash crash quick crash what ever, point is same shit was happening last October and it all bounced back

>>54086437
I bought

>>54086358
>ahead of the big 4th of July BBQs
How big we talking here?

>>54085351
ackshully, the 'no rate hikes' shit is the same bullshit they've been saying since they started.
Grammy Yellen doesn't have any fucking power over the fed.
Powell will hike 25bps, as is tradition.

>>54085486
>Do you bank with a smaller bank and not the big 4?
>Do you have deposits over $250,000 at a single bank?
>Do you have investments in regional banks?

If no to all those, you're unlikely to notice much except possibly a market downturn for a bit. Unless things really snowball and get out of hand of course, but I doubt that. Been wrong before tho.

>>54086650
who gives a shit about some number? no one needs the Fed for interest rates to come back down as you can see today.

What the fuck is happening

How to fuckin trade DAX now? This retard could do retard level pumps again. On the other hand EU stocks are outperforming US for months and there is room for a way harder crash:I can't tell what's the DAX top after this fuckin gigadump today.

>>54086831
I bet it's tomorrow in EU session back at 15250

>>54086789
The almighty crab

>>54086789
Anon, consider your premise.
15 trading houses agree to vacate the value of billions of dollars, because a regional shithouse bank failed.
OR
40 trading houses with Trillions invested in each other decide, ehh, play time is over, crashing this shit with no survivors means no jobs.
At the least, they're gonna try to glide this shit in for a golden parachute.

>>54086986
Someone is propping it up that’s for sure. RIP USA

>>54086710
>no one needs the Fed for interest rates to come back down as you can see today.
That's where you're mistaken.
Pivootbrains are deluding themselves thinking they are right now front running ZIRP and "infinite QE" by EOY.