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CHARLES SCHWAB BANK IS GETTING KLAUS SCHWABBED

>> No.54082089

>>54082058
Anal swabbed?

>> No.54082095

>>54082089
-20% PREEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.54082117

Interesting, Schwab has always been 1st grade company. Might grab some stock in future.

>> No.54082122

Tech is mooning.

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>>54082095
Looking close to -30

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>>54082150
This does not stop until the last keynsian is hanged with the entrails of the last marxist

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>>54082058
They have a huge office near me might go heckle the workers as they walk in this morning

>> No.54082206

What the FUCK is happening?? Schwab was supposed to be a safe broker. Is Fidelity any better?

>> No.54082274

>>54082186
Based

>> No.54082422

"schwab" is like if /pol/ was tasked to come up with the most jewish name imaginable without including "berg" or "stein"

>> No.54082452

>>54082196
would be unfathomably based

>> No.54082468

Why though?

>> No.54082469

>>54082206
NO lol shits about to go down, and people have warned others that brokers were going to do shady shit, but I never thought it was going to happen to normans. This is why you DRS your long positions.

>> No.54082486

>>54082058
There is no liquidity in the premarket. Shorting a few thousand shares can knock it down +10% on its own. BE CAREFUL. Market opens and it shoots up to be down a couple percent you're gonna get your doors blown.

>> No.54082498

>>54082150
I took /biz/'s advice and zoomed out.
It's an improvement

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>>54082058
So sanctions really work, right?

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>>54082498
Forgot the image

>> No.54082519

>>54082469
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Are the shares themselves insured, or only their value at the time of the brokerage collapse?

>> No.54082595

>>54082519
This is along ways away but you can google it for SIPC=

SIPC only protects the custody function of the broker dealer, which means that SIPC works to restore to customers their securities and cash that are in their accounts when the brokerage firm liquidation begins. SIPC does not protect against the decline in value of your securities.

>> No.54082607

>>54082519
FDIC insures up to 250k, but if FDIC is having to cover for banks then that money is going to dry up really fast, and you might be put on "hold" until you get your money back like a pseudo que. Call your broker, and transfer your longs to computershare, and only your longs so you don't have to worry about it you might actually have some time. If it's just cash that you have with them though then idk that's spooky.

>> No.54082682

>>54082607
No, I'm short. Like really, really short. I'm going to make a killing from this, but only if I can cash out at the end.

>> No.54082769

Schwab accounts are insured up to 150 million account assets

>> No.54082779

>>54082682
>No, I'm short. Like really, really short.
on what?

>> No.54082927

>>54082769
You ever seen what happens when everybody with big money calls for insurance at the same time?

>> No.54082943

>>54082682
don't worry, they'll stop withdraws

>> No.54082976

>>54082422
Most jew names in america are german. The guy is not a jew and /pol/ is full of drooling retards at this point they make /b/ look good.

>> No.54083021

>>54082058

>Klaus Schwab vill live in ze pod.

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>>54083021
But will it make him happy?

>> No.54083138

>>54082519
>>54082469
by DRS your long positions do you mean like move them to a direct registry like Computershare?

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>>54082058
you und me vill own nothing... und ve vill be happy

>> No.54083189

>>54083138
Yup. I would only trust option plays, and shorting with brokers right now if that's what you're into. Would not trust longing on a broker right now.

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>>54082186
I'm stealing this.