/biz/ - Business & Finance

When does nat gas bull run resume… I’ve been getting so BOIL’d bros

>stop sayin bank run

I demand blood to flow on the floor of the nyse

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
<CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
<CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
<CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
<CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN
<CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A BANK RUN

Do you know what you call a stock that is 90% down?

>>54082169
CHARLES SCHWAB DOWN 20% PRE MARKET. SHOULD I WITHDRAWAL ALL FUNDS FROM TD AMERITRADE
FUCK

what the fuck is happening to the Dow Jones?
bros?

>>54082219
oh fuck I actually have an account on there...I didn't invest that much into it but still

> anon, remember when I recommended SIVB month ago to you?

>>54082210
On sale?

Mumus tongue my angus

>>54082219
nothing ever happens. It'll recover at open.

>>54082219
I withdrew mine, not even fucking with you. Only $900, but I got it out.

STOP THE COUNT
MY LONGS ARE UNHEDGED

>>54082210
Great Depression 2.0
you have no idea how excited I am

bank run? gotta gas up

>>54082169
I estimate the full collapse of the global economy at 0.0023%

I estimate a banking collapse at 2,34%

I estimate 1 to 3 following bank failures at 6,74%

>>54082238
>nothing ever happens, but when it does it's a nothing burger

What is wrong with Schwab??? They were supposed to be safe. Is Fidelity any safer?

>>54082235
>>54082244

A 80% down stock that then was cut in half in half!!

>>54082200
BANK PANIC

CAN BIDEN SPEECH REVERSE THINGS IMMEDIATELY

>>54082210
a wet dream
a wild fantasy

This was a long time coming. After holding a negative position for 6 months I'm finally in profit

>>54082262
The movement of the crank are wrong in pic related

>FAZ(bear)
There are FNAF fags working for Direxion.

>>54082219
YEAH DO IT

>>54082219
>CHARLES SCHWAB
THIS IS NOT A TEST WTF BROS NOT LIKE THIS HAMMIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP4EibfIcqE

HELLO

>>54082290
well, is there??

My sister-in-law just texted me at 6am to ask if she should get her money out of Robinhood. She then asked if she should pay the $7 fee to get the money immediately or wait 4 business days. Wtf...

So lemme get this straight
DOW is down because it has the banks and the banks are going to zero.
But nasdaq is poumping because people think rates will be cut, which is good for stocks which produce nothing but suck up debt.

>>54082309
your 'sister' in law is a jew

Fuck I sold my UVXY on Friday. I figured shenanigans for Monday boy was I wrong

>>54082290

>>54082309
>should pay the $7 fee to get the money immediately or wait 4 business days.

>>54082314
Just noise. Another bank is failing this morning as we speak.

>>54082219
>that SCHW candle
I feel aroused you might even say exuberance is overcoming me

>>54082210
Switzerland: an emerging-market value opportunity.

>>54082321
No, I think she actually just retarded. Middle school English teacher btw.

>>54082314
Look, either Jerome pumps hikes and stonks keep dumping or he dumps and stonks pump.

retard question: Is the cash in my robinhood trading account insured?

>>54082349
>Is the cash in my robinhood trading account insured
apparently.

why /smg/ so fast?

Bank failures will continue until morale is restored.

>>54082349
Nobody knows

>LOSSES ACCELERATING
>-21%

>>54082357
everyone waiting for market open

>>54082355
>eligible
Oh nononononon…..

>>54082210
Nasdaq IPO

>>54082368
If anyone survives market apoc it will be robinhood.

>>54082355
They would never bail out people that have more then 250k in cash in their rh account. Too retarded and obvious even for the twitter crowd.

Moving all my savings into my brokerage account as it has up to 100 million dollars insurance rather than the 250k you get with these shitty banks

>>54082349
Just do what my sister-in-law did. You might regret not. >>54082309

>>54082355
That's for a weird spending account.
>>54082363
Lol. I'd like to think that with attractive interest rates, and fewer business accounts, that there won't be a major 'bank' run, but again, idk.

The West has fallen.

>>54082198
My thesis is as follows.

>Q1-3 2023:
Right now there is an unprecedented storage surplus. Barring extreme weather, a black swan event, or multiple big production cuts (see Friday weekly rig reports), the EIA's prediction of a $3 average futures price for 2023 will hold. That means $4.50-$7.50 crab on BOIL.

>Q4 2023
IF next winter is normal, unlike our last very warm winter, and IF the status quo in Ukraine persists, the bullrun will start in Q4 2023. Set your sell order for $20 around this time.

>2024
IF we are back to normal prices by then, expect average seasonality.

Bank of America down 6% big ouchies

A couple hours ago, the bulls had convincingly won.

>>54082309
bottom signal

DXYbros I hope you slurped

It’s bad bros…

>>54082393
he just like me fr

>>54082405
I have a home mortgage pending from bac. Think I can tell them to lower the rates?

I don't feel so good bros...

small caps were up 3% this morning now its down -3%
lol
lmao

>>54082169
Fuck. Last night I was hoping it would stay the way it is to buy TMF at open.

The fact that BTC is still up almost 8% is what I don't get. A real crisis would flush BTC back to at least 12k. who is buying that shit?

>>54082374
thanks bobro

>>54082436
Oh shit

>>54082445
You are welcome.

It's no big deal bros, stop worrying.

Please drop a little harder. I am too lazy to have to deliver my shares for my written call.

>>54082410
now the bobos have convincingly won. your point?

Gold bros I think we won

BLOODY
>BLOODY

MONDAY
>MONDAY

>>54082427
Back to 105 soon? Or are you thinking back to 112 soon?

You fuckers told me everything was fine….
I cancelled my sell orders, it’s going to take an hour just to redo it.

>>54082332
Stop spreading fud. None of the banks have failed. They are basically going through hard times just like you and me. Putinflation, Covid and supply chain disruptions are difficult for everyone, even hard working people at your bank.
Remember that banks weathered the storm in 2021 with no help while you got your stimulus money. It's only fair that banks get their stimulus (called bail out by some) now.
Also please refrain from saying "b*nk r*n", it's illegal.
Additionally, please be kind to IRS agents when they come to collect a Bank Stimulus Tax. Paying it is a honorable thing to do.

>>54082444
Big boys arent into BTC. Right now, everyone is grabbing the high yields before they disappear since a pivot is on the horizon.

Im gonna start buying on Thursday if today is the start of the crash
CASHKINGS WW@

>>54082475
nasdaq is still too high to let that happen unfortunately

>>54082494
All I care is that it goes higher

>>54082309
>Robinhood
What's the risk here?

>>54082508
>2020
has it really been 3 years already?
fuck...

oh fuck this shit smells like an incoming fake pump again

>>54082496
An hour to re-enter your sell orders? Are you dumping like a hundred individual stocks?

All I wanted was to ride TMF today at open.

Really makes one ponder

check FRC, SCHW, WAL and PACW

Speedrunning financial collapse in a week. How did this happen?

>>54082572
>WAL
damn, I sold it around $100 two years ago, why do regional banks get heemed so hard? Are banks like WAL actually in trouble?

Just withdrew all my money from Wells Fargo bros (250k+) doing my part to cause a bank run

>>54082529
>Lang & Schwarz
Kek

>>54082585
The financial world is filled with overleveraged retards doing retarded shit that make good times slightly better but makes everything blow up at the least bump in the road.

Guys, why is BAC down 6% in premarket? I bought the dip on Friday. That wasn't supposed to happen. At least JPM is still holding strong.

>>54082572
First Republic down 71%, no biggie.

>>54082617
They also had an emergency 70b loan facility set up by jpm. Why get a loan when you have no depositors left?

>>54082589
I withdrew everything over the uninsured 250k too
let's get this bank run rolling

Why are my boomer stocks going down sers?

>>54082634
Can you go short on physical cash from other depositors?

>>54082634
They're going to refund everything under $250k with CBDC goybux.

SI

I´ve lost everything.

Credit suisse....

>>54082290
letting other people get their money out first would be considered malinformation
pay heed all other disaster response policies

B--b-but banks do well when rates raise!

Credit sussy bros... Schwabheads.... Fidelity sisters....

That reminds me...didn't the Vatican move all of their shit elsewhere in September last year? Could this shit going on with US banks be why or something even worse?

>SOFT LANDING
>NO LANDING

>>54082306
Funny you should ask

>>54082694
Some banks will do very well out of this, mainly ones connected to the federal reserve. There’s no conspiracy on sure

>>54082705
It's literally nothingburger. Futures are not even reacting to it. If it was actual happening you would see Jews shorting the market left right and center.

>>54082721
oh shit, its gotta be a whole lot worse than they are letting on kek

>>54082306
>>54082721

>>54082721
funds are safu

>>54082306
>>54082721
>>54082739

>>54082669
What the fuck did you buy

>>54082759
he bought america.

>>54082759
He "bought the dip" on SIVB

>>54082730
Hello glowie

>>54082730
>>54082750
The glowies got to work

>>54082730
Yes, because they'd let the goyim notice.

>>54082774
That was the Swedish pension system that lit 600 million on fire last week buying svb monday last week

I am financially ruined.

FUCK. If Schwab isn't safe, where else can I go?

Daxbros???

>>54082804
Buy a pile of rolexes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54082792

>>54082804
The same question is also on my mind.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54082804
Jpm is the fortress

>>54082829
Ser - first you have to go on our AD waiting list for five years. We can move you up the queue if you buy other shit you don't want.

>>54082804
IBKR

>>54082589
Based

>>54082792
This fund already clarified that SIVB represents less than 1% of their holdings. Also, shit happens. You win some you lose some, but as long as their portfolio is balanced they should be ok. For example, this fund also holds First Republic Bank and Signature Bank - great companies that will definitely outperform any losses this fund had on SIVB.

five fucking frog threads on the first column of the catalog can normies back to /pol/ and /b/ after today

>>54082824
es ist vorbei

>>54082835
>>54082851
What happened?

>>54082904
premarket shenanigans on SPY

>>54082904
nothing. Just another crab in the bucket.

>>54082876

What happened since last night up until now? I went to bed seeing some insane bobo seethe and mumu exuberance and now it seems things have already changed again?

why are we bouncing back so soon?

back to 400 FASTLY

>>54082804
Unless you have more than 150 million your account assets are insured at Schwab.

>>54082963
it was starting to get red across the board at 5-6 am cause of european markets shitting the bed but now its green in all indexes. Finance is getting rekted still.

Banksisters…

>>54082804
If schwab goes its over bro. Those shiny rocks and bullets and canned goods are finally the currency.

>>54082975
>>54082543
its fake, this always happens

>>54082877
kys glownigger

Whenever retards start screeching haphazardly just do the opposite. Easy. The /pol/ mind has really made this board retarded but a decent signal.

Vanguard chads are immune

>>54083022
How much more fallout until the fed announces an emergency rate cut or do they simply not give a fuck?

I just bet $25,000 against the U.S. economy.

>Euro banks are fine
"it's over" is over. it's a nothingburger

>>54083038
>he thinks they give a shit who lives or dies

>>54083061
I just converted my bank account to silver bars.

#majorbagalert

Is this priced in too mumu? Is a contagion banking collapse priced in?

There is no escape from the eternal crab. Conformal cyclic cosmology shows that reality itself is a crab.

>>54083085
yes, you saw it happen on thursday and friday last week.

>>54082647
You and me both, sister

>>54082210
Your mom

>amerimutts stayed up for this

>>54083038
There is no need for a cut because it's a nothingburger. It's just retail panic fueled by disinformation posted on social media by foreign agents.
We would have a completely normal Monday today if US government could censor such misinformation in a timely manner and without having to involve social media platforms' administration.

>>54082169
LET'S GO BOBO
>LET'S GO BOBO
LET'S GO BOBO
>LET'S GO BOBO
LET'S GO BOBO
>LET'S GO BOBO
LET'S GO BOBO
>LET'S GO BOBO
LET'S GO BOBO
>LET'S GO BOBO
LET'S GO BOBO
>LET'S GO BOBO

>>54083061
>t.

>>54083070

morning retards reits are on sale this morning index down 10% this month

>>54083121
b8

>>54082219
Seriously get the fuck out anon. Earnings have been cratering for a year, cash and cash equivalents are down, and securities are way down

>>54083157
>looked up my credit union for 2022
>record earnings
reminder never to use banks

>>54083121
I'm as Murican as it gets and I'm openly talking about how fucking upside down lala-land retarded all of this is and how it never should have been allowed to happen in the first place. Suck my balls, fuck you, pay me, clean it up, and do your goddamn job to make sure it doesn't happen again. It is my most sincere hope that J-Pow raises rates to ten motherfucking percent and drives all the snakes out of the economy and market specifically to avoid this ever happening again, and it's not my problem.

hey guys i bought my moms entire retirement account into spxl at 4200 when should i sell it?

thanks for responses

>>54083038
They've taken measures. They really don't want hyperinflation but they can't have banks imploding. its almost like the fed is not the only way to fight inflation. I guess the federal government will go with keeping the banking system secure over feeding the plebs cheaper goy paste when it comes down to it.

>>54083183
idiot

>>54082851
>>54082835
beclowned

>>54083183
it'll recover in 20 years

>>54083191
No its almost like a decade of QE and low rates made everyone fucking retarded

Cocky ass faggot bulls couldn't even keep the fake and gay pump going all night for me to get puts this morning. Fuck you useless niggers

Nice beat ZIM bros. This is our week!

I literally can’t stop farting jfc

>>54083183
You should pimp out your mom. The sooner the better so you can recover some losses quickly and bigly

>>54082309
Kek. I considered .moving money into RH. It's safer

/lean hogs

So how badly is this gonna fuck shit 15 minutes before the market opens? Wouldn't it be better if they had the senile old fuck keep his mouth shut?

https://www.youtube.com/live/dLVbVqqsXF8?feature=share

Banks will continue to collapse

They can't save them all

>>54083232
based

>>54083241
>0 likes
brandon bros..

>CDS on credit sussy going GME-tier ballistic
what the fuck man

>>54083241
He is only giving the speech to calm markets. Doesn't mean it will, but it won't set it on fire either.

>>54083232
Enjoy your victory ojniggers, will probably be your last

>>54083232
they're not trading yet

>please sir do not redeem
>do the dutiful
>sirs good morning sirs
>do not deem bastard fuck
-president of the United States of america

>>54082975
>>54082978
Retards. Be thankful and short the top

>>54083301
sorry cornpop im redeeming

Loaded up on physical silver and BNKD. BRING IT ON, KIKES.

Bloomberg shitting all over banks and mentioning PM’s

Umm bros what’s going on

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I CLOSED MY DAX SHORTS AT 15330-15250, RIGHT BEFORE THE FUCKIN SENSELESS CRASH. WTF WAS THAT. WHY THE FUCK DID IT PUMP OVERNIGHT ONLY TO CRASH IN 1 HOUR WHAT I NEEDS 2 DAYS FOR!? I DON'T WANT TO SHORT AT WORSE SPOTS.

I bet burgers pump this shit back up to 15250 today. At least I can short then again since I had extremly bad positions at 15150

>>54083095
QRD on these wild vacationing wives in Palm Beach?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ

>>54083339
>>54083360
Don't make me euphoric

I have a really good feeling about these lottery tickets

ogre

>>54083369
>senseless crash
>still 15% above October
>systemic bank failures, inflation worse and rates higher than in October

How does 3200 sound?

>>54083369
Thanks for playing

>>54083385
https://youtu.be/5BmEGm-mraE
It's a CCR kinda day.

>>54083385
Swamp rock is deeply rooted in racism fyi. Might not want to be seen listening to it

I said it since January: the perfect series of hikes would be
25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 ZERO
Since the SVB happening, fed pause is back on the menu.
JPow: "it was a bit messy, as expected, but I think I now have seen what I wanted to see. The silliness had to go - all of it. And by luck and coincidence, without announcing it beforehand, we achieved a surgical strike at SVB, the center of silliness."

>futures

ZIM bros. Are we gonna make it?!

ooo

that boy VIX doin a lil sumn

>>54083180
Please try to make your posts a little bit more optimistic and patriotic. We need this especially in times like this when our glorious country is under threat from foreign agents.
You live in the best country in the world and big part of this success can be attributed to outstanding job done by folks at Federal Reserve. I'd like you to remember that.

Remember last night when the retarded perma-bulls got all excited because futures opened green?
Lol. Lmao even.

>>54083457
Son, I will actually blast anyone that says that kind of tomfoolery shit to me in real life. I know you're baiting, I ain't.

>>54083481
Those were shills.

>>54083360
baiting retail to sell for cheap

just sold everything, i cant take it

i have discovered the answer to the line
backtests always play out in reality
ta is always right
its all a simulation
>works on crypto but not stocks with secret hidden candles
the stock market is what's manipulated, crypto is pure consciousness

>>54083472
Kek

>>54083499
Weak

just woke up nice movement lmao

What's that pattern called?

>>54083475
I love this country, and because I love it, I want it to get clean off the heroin that is 0% interest rates and unlimited free money. They can do that and fight a war at the same time, and any attempt to say otherwise is disingenuous.

>>54082535
Nah, we're good

I need more pain. I can feel the trickery coming, they will do some dumb shit and we end 2% up.

>>54083215
I'm so glad I held. I was afraid, I was petrified.
I might make it!
With jews, your Odd Shaped Freight will ship, at the lowest cost to the carrier.
You go big brain Haifa!

i stayed up all night

>>54083447
What do you mean? I only didn't make as much profit as I could have. ffs

DAX dumping harder than DOW on US bullshit banks crashing is absolutely retarded. You simply can't really trade this shit on any fundamentals. It's so much detached of german economy, it's the worst index of all.

>>54083518
We heal

>>54083518
uninversion

>>54083180
Never forget, this is the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR CAPACITY

>>54083524
All empires fall eventually, you can't stop the great cycle that is the human condition. Rome couldn't do it and most certainly the US won't last either.

>I bought credit Suisse puts last week
we are so fucking back

>>54083553
Look, Bong, it's cute and all, but you're gonna need tea. You're gonna need tea.

>>54083500
TA works on crypto because everyone believes it works. It's self fulfilling. Also when you bug Crypto you are buying one thing and everyone is buying that crypto.

The stock market has all sorts of crazy factors that will ruin your ass if you try to do TA.

>>54083551
*I REPEAT, NOTHING! NOT EVEN CRASHING THE BANK SECTOR A SECOND TIME IN 15 YEARS.

>>54083553
The US is such a sad retarded country that it won't even make it 300 years before collapsing

When do we slurp regional banks?

the nasdaq is a rock, big tech will save us

>>54083553
t. Ray Dalio

>>54083581
at bankruptcy auction

>>54083515
You can always do worse Anon

>>54083532
>can feel the trickery coming, they will do some dumb shit and we end 2% up
BREAKING NEWS: Goldman Sachs just said they no loner expect a Fed hike at the March meeting.

>>54083524
0% interest rates were needed to allow the insane growth in the last 2 dercades to happen. If American people creativity was restrained by their inability to fund their ideas we wouldn't be here. Netflix, Uber Eats, Tinder, new iPhones, cheap Internet - all this was thanks to brave folks at the Fed.

>>54083553
America isn't an empire, it's just a big retarded republic. An empire is led by a monarch, a republic is led by crooked retards in suit and ties who take turns pretending to be in charge.

>>54083581
I'm waiting for the moment too. I know which micro cap bank I'm buying.

>>54083615
Just a week ago 50 bps was being seriously considered. What a ride kek.

>>54083569
>The stock market has all sorts of crazy factors that will ruin your ass if you try to do TA.
how am i supposed to bot this ffs

>>54083615
>no longer expects
>implying based Jerome gives a fuck what they think

Who has the link to sleepy Joe's talk?

>>54083620
All those things would probably exist. What wouldn't exist are the Theranos and ftx and SVB and spacs and nfts etc

how does he do it bros?

>>54083669
Yeah kinda true. Most money went into leverage and gambling most likely as usual.

I wonder if gook poster is gonna show up today and pretend like he didn't get heemed buying the close on Friday

>>54083620
People have no idea how much 0% interest rates and QE were responsible for american stocks obliterating international and LTT. Historically America has only outperformed international by a percent or two but ALL of that performance comes post 2010

>>54083620
Yeah, and sometimes people need morphine for pain. Not for the entire rest of their fucking life though. End the shenanigans, make finance depend on fundamentals again. Or this place will actually collapse like foreign powers would love to happen.

>>54083615
LOL
Lmao

>>54083662
>>54083615
Jerome will do 25bps MAX after that friday/monday.

>>54083677
Literal professional shitposter
Though at this price, I'm almost tempted to gamble on FRC

>>54082290
Gotta protect OUR democracy

Just bought 10k in volatility.

>>54083721
He's doing 50 bepis points and that's just the way it is.

>>54083677
LMAO, I just realized FRC is First Republic which I in Europe even read on my newsfeed dumping. This guy is amazing for shorters. At this point it has to be clear that he somehow contratrades his own tweets/recommendations.

>>54083726
He's just the inverse mouthpiece so that all the bad that happens in the wake of change is karmically inadmissable, especially now that it's common knowledge to inverse anything he ever says.

>>54083721
>fed says nothing will stop them from raising rates but job reports and inflation data
>"if things break things break"
>stupid diversity woman jewish bank goes under cause they were retarded
>"everything must stop so we can save our ((friends))

>>54083623
America is an Empire defined as a state ruling over multiple nations and territories, America has 1/3 of the world as provinces but is just too gay to admit it and act like a real empire. It's form of government is also similarly gay and fake.

>>54083677
He's like a reverse Elon Musk back when his tweets could move the market.

>>54083677
LMAO

>>54083752
fuck

>premarket drilling
Time to get comfy.

>>54083693
He will just pretend hes been a bear. When hes actually just broke

>>54083762
so it only has some aspects of a real empire

>>54083708
USA has been pulling talent from all around the world for decades. Most innovative tech comes from USA and China nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfGTm_viXPs

At the same time EU had to deal with multiple defaults within eurozone and the rest of the world is riddled with wars and corruption for some reason.

the pivot is real

Wait futures were literally up 2% what the fuck happened

>>54083762
Stop, anon. If you actually understood the history of Rome, you would know that the Empire is what comes next.

>>54083759
Nothing is changing, they aren't bailing anyone out. This is part of the plan

cool cpi tomorrow and a tanking banking system means pivot, right? anons help me out here

>>54083800
You trusted futures.

>>54083759
Sorry, but I just think he will backtrack. He never said he'll do 50bps. He only repeated the same bullshit again and again. A surprise would no hike. And 50 bps would be another senate hearing.

It's over.

>>54083800
snibbed

I just sold everything

>>54083752
>it's common knowledge to inverse anything he ever says
Is it maybe a contrived way to give actually good advice without ever being made accountable for it? If you're autistic enough to notice the extreme level of consistency of his inverse predictions.

>>54083800
The 'Last Days' happened.

>>54083794
what I said matters far more the definition than having an Emperor, the British Empire was moved and controlled far more by Parliament too than the Monarch and no one disputes that
>>54083802
If you actually were Spengler savvy you would know America has been in Caesarism since FDR at least

>>54083807
A pivot won't save stonks if banks are collapsing. Once the bank runs start Stocks usually die for a solid year or more.

WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET VALUE PRICE.

>catalog

what happened to all the SOXL fags? did they get liquidated?

>guaranteed market collapse
>opened a 100x leveraged short

It's that easy.

>>54083799
Come on now, they’ll raise 25bps

>>54083666
Checked
https://www.youtube.com/live/dLVbVqqsXF8?feature=share

Who is redeeming the QQQ benchods.

>>54083807
Even if there were a pivot banks will continue failing. 0% reserves based

>VIX ripping
>silver ripping
Wtf

>>54083799
that's just retarded

>Credit Sus

So finally the dax is shitting the bed, and that's just because the E.U Officials said there was no risk of contagion. So basically the DAX is inversing the E.U regulators. whenever they say they gonna hike rate, it pumps and whenever they everything's fine, it tanks.
nice market we have here lads

>>54083803

Are the owners of the banks jews? If yes, there is gone be a bail.

>>54083677
>Anon is the new focus... Very solid trader
Wtf Jim stop

>>54083802
>plebs find out that rich people are fucking children
>don't want to support the rich anymore
>country collapses

Many such cases

>>54083840
America is not an empire, there isn't an empire left in the world, Joe Biden is not the President of the American Empire.

>>54083712
I think the fundamentals are actually there, they are simply more complex than more printed money = bad.
There was huge demand for USD in recent past. Profits from all of the USA product sales around the globe are eventually converted into USD. Be it new Apple product, app purchase from Apple or Play Store, Netflix, HBO or amazon subscription, games purchased on Steam, etc.
USA basically went through a phase of insane growth rate and increased money supply is the result of this. Remember that the main goal of Fed is to maintain price stability. If money supply was not increased to reflect the growth, you would see huge increase in prices of all products.

>>54083864
Fuckers lied and said 8 am est. Bastards

>>54083840
Think what you like, but we're tracing out the terminal Republican phase pretty neatly here, with no Caesar in sight (yet).

>>54083873
VIX is ripping because retards are scared and hedging, silver is ripping because retards are fleeing to safety.

>>54083819
Months ago some anon said the Fed is actually on a tight timeline because they need to get rates down by the end of the year, when some large chunks of government debt roll over. They can't put the taxpayer in the situation to hace to pay those high rates on too much of government debt. So if the SVB drama and (hopefuly) cooler CPI data tomorrow allow them to pause, they may do it because it allows them to then keep steady a bit longer, and have an easier off-ramp later this year.
tl;dr they are public servants and will choose the easier way, if they can justify it

Remember a couple weeks ago when i told you to short TSLA at 200 and you said what's your target and I said 165

We are now arriving

>>54083807
>cool cpi
Last one was hot and this one will be hot. You retards are so fucking stupid

>>54083864

>comments are turned off

Kek

>>54083799

recycle
>>54082157
>>54082157
>>54082157

>>54083864
>president to speak as markets open

Always a good sign.

Do burger markets open in 45 minutes?

>>54083945
it's always what calms the markets is to remind us that we have a demented, retarded president

>>54083945
my fellow americans the storm is upon us

>>54083955
You forgot half an hour.

>>54083955
1hr 15min

>>54083955
1 hour 15 minutes

>>54083896
America is an Empire, so is China and Russia, though the latter two vastly insignificant to the American Empire. Joe Biden does not matter, you could remove whole of Washington in a day and nothing would change about America's Empire status
>>54083915
Spengler himself viewed the 1920-30's as the start of Faustian Caesarism with figures like Mussolini and Hitler, and the thing with Spengler is that he treats the entire Faustian Civilization, which America is included in as one single entity/biospirit so it applies equally. He also said in his book that Caesarism would end somewhere in the 2000. You might have a contrary opinion, but Spengler himself would see it differently.

>>54083998
>>54084002
>>54084011
noice

>>54083864
I missed it, did he speak yet?

>>54084144
Checked
Starts in 30m lad.

>>54084031
>blah blah blah
I leave it with a very important quote of my generation.
>You got two choices of what you can do
>It's not a tough decision, as you can see
>I can blow you away or you can ride with me

>>54083936
someone needs to restream so we can comment for fun

>>54084031
And I leave it with: check Spengler again. He thought his Caesarism would -start- around the year 2000, and recognized the leaders of his day as the ephemeral dictators they were.

Now I say, when the world is united under a single ruler, then you will know that we have our Caesar. The turning point may well be upon us.