/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54075927
VCs have been orchestrating social media / youtube / podcast fud for 3 days to push for a bailout

>>54075927
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HUMBLE AND MIDDLE CLASS I AM STOP JUDGING ME YOU SEXIST PIG

>>54075927
I was about to ask why she wouldn't be using Ashtabula Community Credit Union or whatever the fuck but now I'm laughing even harder. Good find. I hate women.

>>54075927
That cunt can go fuck herself.
She deserves 20 years in max security prison.

>>54075927
I hate people like this so much. They are well off because they have connections. This is the way the world works and it makes me sick to my stomach.

>>54075927
>i can afford 4 kids
>i'm just like you

Not our problem. I’m pulling my money out

>>54075927
no bailout for the 1%

>>54075927
Some hardworking business owner didn't lose the money she put at a bank. That makes you sad, you fucking ghoul? Seethe more lmao.

>(1/23)
Normies are so goddamn stupid. Why make longform blogposts on this piece of shit?

>>54075927
The powell put will payoff nicely, you were delusional to think the Fed will raise rates forever

>>54075927
Who gives a shit, this deposit protection costs the state nothing, because it's just buying the bonds back, and saves the state all the costs that would come with contagion.
How about you talk about the real news which is the fact this was an organized hit on crypto banks.

Her company’s “product,” is a bespoke to-do list app that costs $600/month

I am not making this up.

>>54076267
SVB has a 60 billion dollar hole between its deposits and the true value of its assets. That is what we are on the hook for.

>>54076375
can someone post it? sound extremely based

>>54075927
>Drives a used honda odessey
>As opposed to... being behind the wheel of a brand new unused honda odessey...

>>54076375
>is real
lmao

>>54076420
Sgrongsuit app it says in the screenshot

>>54076375
>>54076420
I sure hope they're doing a little more than this behind the paywall for six hundred dollars per month:
http://strongsuit-8732911.hs-sites.com/blog/back-to-school-things-to-order-now
>>54076451
Considering everything else she said is a lie I'm sure her used Honda Odyssey is really a 2018 Honda Odyssey she was the first owner of.

>>54076150
The first kid is only like 10k/yr and every additional one is maybe an extra 5k

>>54076420
It's only $500/mo if you prepay a full year

>>54076420

>>54076536
that's affordable if you're looking at a subsistence-level existence for the kids. unfortunately, i am white so my standards are a little higher than "just feed them goyslop and give them an ipad"

https://youtu.be/NBdaGAgU6Ao

>>54076533
>I'm sure her used Honda Odyssey is really a 2018 Honda Odyssey she was the first owner of.
Yeah that's basically what I'm getting at
Probably has the fanciest version also

>>54076555
checked. it looks like i wasted money on that 4x3' whiteboard in my home office. leveraging the power of technology would boost my productivity for the mere price of $499.99 plus tip per month, vs. the virgin erasable marker surface that i got cucked into buying

>>54076400
>the war in the ukraine costs more than 3 bank failures so far
>the wars in iraq afghanistan etc cost more than 100 bank failures
God damn no wonder they’re speedrunning white genocide

>Odyssey Elite
>10-Speed Automatic
>$46,670

>>54076617
Oh so it's an outsourced personal assistant. Why can't they just say that? Why is being obnoxious a virtue to these people?

>>54076613
Goyslop is more expensive than making meals at home, retard

>>54076555
kek my goddamn filipina maid costs less than that

>>54075927
yeah but this could impact my brypto scams. We're all intertwined

>>54075927
>Drive a used Honda Odyssey
Technically if you are driving any car it's used

>>54076751
well you didn't refute my point about ipads as entertainment so i win and am the master of the internet

>>54076741
buzzwords convince people to invest in shit that doesn't create actual value

see:
chainlink

>>54076922
>he didn't have a cheap $400 desktop computer per kid for family LAN parties every weekend
ngmi

>>54076930
Well maybe if she behaved like a regular person with regular person words she could have gotten a regular business loan from a regular bank that isn't in FDIC receivership right now.

>>54077074
>tfw I live in Columbus and work for the Honda auto plant and her larp enrages me.

Might be fun to engage in some citizen journalism and debooooooooonk her in person on camera

>>54077118
OMG THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME JUST A WORKING CLASS FAMILY FROM OHIO

>>54077490
based researcher, also
>I AM Mrs. Nesbitt

>>54076555
>>54076561
If there's a credentialed human bean going through all of your shit and fixing it for you I can see California retards doing it. It's probably some "AI" nonsense that just spits nonsense google results at you though.

>she made 230k per year at mckinsey
Damn. Consultants slave for that? I already make more than her and i'm not even front office at my bank

>>54077566
If the cunt was honest that they aren't just an *ordinary family* like she larps about I'd be fine. Also to play devils advocate I'm guessing they debtmaxxed the fuck out of those duke MBA's because I'd peg them at upper class and not rich, but just because say 5-10% of people are above them doesn't change the fact that 90% are below

>>54077490
635k for a house split between two working professionals in their 40s is not that much

>>54077669
see
>>54077650
I suspect they're debtslaves

>>54077618
finance fags really need to be strung up

>>54076741
>Oh so it's an outsourced personal assistant. Why can't they just say that? Why is being obnoxious a virtue to these people?
Because they want to make it seem like they have a team of people working for you when in reality it's probably one person managing 100 other people

>>54077650
Her and her husband are elite prep school alumni. They don't have a single dollar of student loan debt.

>>54076555
>>54076561
Yeah, this bubble needs to pop LMAO

>>54077735
My sense is they want you to think it's AI because that's hot right now but it's just someone reading product and hotel reviews and giving you a list of the best recommendations.

>>54077690
their monthly mortgage payment is like 3k which is affordable if they can make 100k per year between them, which is easy to do in any medium-sized city in america and i suspect columbus is no different
i don't think your "research" is any kind of smoking gun but the house looks comfy

>>54075927
>team of 15 start up
She should have no issues at all paying those 15 employees with the $250,000 insured from FDIC while SVB assets are sold off and the rest of her deposit is given back.

Also this should be a learning less for her to not be a retard and put everything in one bank beyond 250k if you desperately need it to survive a full year.

>>54075927
>Think of the hard working parents
>(that we were screwing this whole time before you noticed)
Burn it all down.

>>54077762
the biggest thing is property tax in franklin county is actually high. might not be a NJ tier property tax but when people say it's affordable here they neglect this detail kek
>>54077744
their house doesn't indicate that to me.

>>54075927
100% a fake story and total damage control. God this charade is so fucking obvious. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING FAKE?????

>>54077490
>seething over a house purchased for $635k sold in mid 2020
Bro I think you've got some serious issues to work out

>>54077906
FMV for that house is probably in the 500s. the fed is retarded when it comes to valuation of property, and zillow is way way more retarded and massively overvalues houses to drum up interest in the owners to sell---no way that house would go for 8. so they're paying probably 10k per year in tax, which is a chunk of change, but again manageable for a middle class professional couple with dual income in their 40s. these people are totally average for their demographic

54078000
wasted get. we both know that's not why I was looking into this, but if that satisfies your fantasies stay in la la land
>>54078025
senior management at worthington and director at ohiohealth is not at average for their demographic kek

>>54076561
Lmaooo those are the free icons every retard uses

>>54077951
Because American people are dumb enough to buy it.

>>54078051
the only wealth source you posted was their property and i'm saying that whatever money they used to acquire it and maintain it is not extraordinary in the slightest
find a different slant

>>54078091
>find a different slant
>I suspect they debtmaxxed their education
>they're upperclass but now because it's /biz/ that means theyre poorfags

Imagine defending an individual who blatantly misrepresents themself to pretend to be a victim of SVB collapsing as well. Weird turn of events

>>54076267
>Who gives a shit, this deposit protection costs the state nothing
Changing the rules is so tiresome and affects how people plan their future, but I already know that and got rich off bitcoin.

>>54078154
i'm not defending anyone i'm calling you an idiot

>>54075927
I'm glad this thread was posted. This whore went viral all of Saturday and it was all a psyop. Glad I didn't have to make it myself.

>>54077618
no you didnt, youre getting the VP coffee and praying for a raise at 70k tops.

54078217
>y-you're just an idiot!
thanks for admitting you have nothing of value to debonk anything i've said
toodles

>>54075927
>This impacts parents putting dinner on the table
Ok and?
Literally not my problem.
Fuck you and your whole mother fuckin crew.

>>54078299
enjoy being dumb for the rest of your life at your shitty car manufacturing job

>>54078422
I work at Raymond lmao
This was not the dunk you thought it was.

>>54078486
whatever you say bro

>>54078521
Sorry I disappointed you bro, feel free to keep defending deceptive subhumans though kek

>I may be a millionaire but I live in OHIO and because I'm in the MIDWEST I am poor and retarded JUST LIKE YOU

>>54075927
I posted this in /smg this morning, I'm glad this dumbass and her husband are put under a microscope to see how fake they are.

Someone pulled the permits for their 250k addition on their house.

>>54078683
That's literally Communist China tactics.

>>54078683
Don't you get it a 635k house in one of the richest cities in Ohio is normal and average. It's only 2.5x the median house price in Columbus haha, and being a director and senior manager at large organizations in the local area is average.
Raising 15mil for a small startup is something everyday working people do all the time!
I can vouch for her tweet, everything she said is true she's just an average person and the collapse of SVB will impact the little guy!

You're just an idiot if you think otherwise haha