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sneed hedgies

>>54073666
>>54073777
ok now this is epic. This is the real thread now, nobody can deny those digits

>>54073666
>>54073777
Checked, off to a great start

Yids double posted again.
>>54073695
>>54073602

It’s time to use that $2.2T In RRP

Gentleman, what is the copium tomorrow when the banks are fine and nothing happens?

>SVB bailed out
>RC supporting bailouts because "they create returns on tax money"
>/GME/ not seeing through the FDIC 250k insurance scam
It's fucking over

oops fake thread sneed splitties

Fake thread

>>54073842
He was being sarcastic. Note the ellipse after the message, and they were NEVER good for tax payers in 2008 it was a scam.

>>54073842
This is what I'm worried about. I have this feeling of trepidation inside of me. I've gotten my hopes up before and they've been dashed thoroughly. Dare I hope that something might happen? No. Better to expect disappointment because reality oft is

>>54073858
>>54073862
Your fake thread has three replies and no digits. Sneed

I asked a bunch of the posters from the q forum, greatawakening dot win, to come over for a few days. They’re experts at spotting and dealing with deep state shills. Plus they know how to do research when things get confusing.

Our thread was created first and has more replies. It is the legitimate thread

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek yiddies
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek silvergate
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek instinet
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek thomas lee
>kek wangies
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

This is the real thread. It was made 3 minutes sooner than the fake thread and it has digits

I know we all want the economy to collapse tomorrow. But we can’t be seen as cheering that on. Also, be prepared just in case it doesn’t collapse. There’s a 95% chance the world changed fundamentally tomorrow, but make sure you can mentally handle an exception case where it doesn’t.

The storm is upon us.

>shills when they have to post in this real bread

Real bread, LFG!

>>54073949
The quality of posts is also much higher concept over here in the real thread. That's how you spot the difference

Anyone that thinks there is such thing as a real thread or not is a mentally ill narcissist. Made first = the new thread

>>54073953
I have been ready for that since 2020. If the power is gone and we have to hunt our own food, I am a happy camper. GME, Silver and Bullets. Either way I am getting a haram and my wife already knows it.

Imagine being a hedgie in that office and having to be all like "damn Kenneth Griffin you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight payment for order flow and horrific failure to delivers. I would totally invest with you, both my company and the real me" when all he really wants to do is to short another failing brick and mortar store in his penthouse. Like seriously imagine having to be a hedgie and not only sit in that chair while Kenneth Griffin flaunts his disgusting assets sold but not yet purchased in front of you, the favorable market making privileges barely concealing his frontrunning trades and just sit there, trade after trade, hour after hour, while he perfected that execution. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on Citadel tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN KENNETH GRIFFIN TRADES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his clownish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shorting nothing but a healthy diet of theatre chains and later alleged towel stores for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of prep school in New York. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his reddish face as he opens his eyes to look suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Madoffesque" (for that is what he calls himself)" talent, the talent he worked so hard for with bought government officials in the previous years. And then the SEC calls for another meeting and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're a fucking hedgie. You're not going to lose your future SEC appointment over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>54073958
Cause they don't get paid. They get paid for controlling breads and not for letting someone else get posts in not their bread.
> Pay = Bread + Posts - Their Own Posts.

>>54074010
Silver bullets are a good idea. A lot of people don’t want to admit it, but vampires are real. They’re demonic forces, usually after children.

>>54074059
I always felt this was the case. Really weird the tripfag vanished after Fridays bank collapse...

These are the comfiest moments;
When the avatarfags are contained in their hugbox fake thread due to narcissistic stubbornness
WAGMI

>>54073999
Wagmi check. Also What's the deal with the new crypto bank that got seized. The bailout only mentions SVB.

>>54074069
Vampires, Gnomes, Goblins, Dwarves, Elves. Are all analogy for yids and have been for centuries.

Werewolves are German Shepherds that were used in the moonlight to hunt the blood libel yids.

If you shot one with a silver bullet, his own wife would chew it out of his chest to get the sheckles.

>>54073999
checked. Another beautiful numeral in this already blessed thread

>>54074152
> inb4 Q spam is somehow related to GME.

The bailouts will only get bigger as more banks lose or fail. You can only expand the house of cards, of course you're not going to be the one to even point out the instability. To kick down the house is an unspeakable act.

>>54074134
Whoa - hey. I was just trying to make you all look like dumbass conspiracy theorist loons. I don’t go down for this anti-semitism, and I must loudly denounce it.

>>54074174
>174
>741

>>54074174
741 get. Another absolute win for the legit thread

Where
We
GME
1
We
GME
All

I’ve gone ahead and reported the other thread on 11 different IP addresses

>tfw MOASS

>>54074288
checked and thank you for keeping the shillies in line

Ok, so we now know the bank thing is a nothingburger. So what’s the cope script for tomorrow?

New rc tweet soon. He will be calling out the SVB and Signature Bank bailout, suggesting that now there must be many more bailouts to come. Which cannot be afforded considering the massive debt pile of the USA.

>>54074288
That sounds fake, like your trying to say if the other thread has reports that it was all one person...

>>54074288
Fuck off. You're just trying to get this thread jannied.

>>54074059
In the history of this God forsaken website there has never been “a baker”. The whole thing is desperately inorganic but the newfag tourists got duped into thinking this is how it’s supposed to be and now they’re throwing a pissy fit. It’s truly amusing. Omitting sneed hedgies is fucking based and hilarious. Bros we gotta keep making the threads ourselves. Don’t let the glowtroons win

>>54074089
Also this

>>54074204
>>54074199

>>54074433
Fed reserve isn’t the treasury friend. You should take a US civics class before trolling, since you clearly don’t live here.

>>54074407
Earnings is 3/21

>European markets

>>54074459
Exactly. But they HAVE TO HAVE IT OR THEY REEEEEEEE and spam the feedback form.

>>54073666
>The final thread
>it’s 666
Christ himself has checked this thread, and started the most antisemetic event since the holicaust

>>54074532
You see the same thing in all eternal general threads run by a centralized shill farm. See /ptg/ on pol for a good example.

>54074480
The tax payer is not going to be burdened, Yellen said so!

>>54074532
Don’t let them win
We outnumber the glowtroons
We are the silent majority vs the vocal minority
My fellow gmericans it is time to rise up and protect what is ours

>>54074532
>>54074616
Just post in both threads. You do have more than one voice in your head, don't you?

>>54074566
Trump, Ukraine, SMG, tons of them. You can tell it's all yid farms trying to control the narrative. You can see them change on a dime and they all start saying the same thing to get people to believe them.
> Cohen's fault you don't have money.
> BBBY looks good, think about selling GME for it.
And today, picrel

>>54074407
Pls respond, unironically. We all know it's not going to happen tomorrow. Will it disprove the whole "they need collateral to keep shorting gme"?

>>54074714
714 check

At the very least it will prove that the only thing that can force shorts to close is an NFT divvy and Ryan Cohen refuses to do that

>>54074714
It’s not tomorrow they have t+2 to deliver or some shit
Idk but it’s only just begun to collapse

BREAKING: BAILOUT IS OFFICIAL

shit, back to the drawing board. What’s the new cope script?

>>54074778
Is it really?

>>54074616
>glowtroons
KEK

>>54074778
>BREAKING: BAILOUT IS OFFICIAL
>assuring depositors that their money is "available", while stating that stockholders of the bank(s) will not be protected, is a bailout.

Lol they’re posting sonic the hedgehog loli porn in the other thread

>>54074877
Checked
That’s the glowtroons for you
Nothing is lost without them

Literally worst possible outcome for $gme

>>54074998
we lost...AGAIN

>>54074998
>banks bailing out banks
Doesn’t seem so bad to me
It’s still a big L for the big man innit

Also why is this thread so comfy

So is moass starting to pick up steam now and things really start rolling? Or is this just another stepping stone and we have another zen year ahead of us?

>>54075163
All frens, report in with comfy levels

>>54075681
8/10 Cautiously optimistic.

>>54075681
So. Unbelievably. Comfy. It should be illegal to be this comfy. Comfy sisters, I'm thinking WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI XDDDDDDD!!! OMG is that a new king kike tweet? Oh my science, he totally gets me.

reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11pwurj/did_this_bank_failure_just_wake_china_as_per_rc/

Evergrande moved?!

>>54075681
Big comfy

>>54075781
Sleeping giant

>>54075781
https://www.reuters.com/article/china-property-debt-kaisa/update-2-china-property-firm-kaisas-shares-plunge-as-trade-resumes-after-year-long-halt-idUSL1N35I03A

Kaisa not evergrande.

>Cunts on /b/ unironically saying the Russians did this

>>54075764
That’s gay and not okay

The one and true bread
>>54073754

>>54076456
You jews blame russia for everything. They are your bird you wave.