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>Ayy yo anon,
>i here you got some of them fancy bitcoins worth a lot of money
>yo got 10 seconds to hand them over before i ice your ass
How do you proceed?

>> No.5406877

Start twitching, take off my hoodie to reveal super powers

>> No.5406879

>>5406857
give them one of those plastic bitcoins

>> No.5406896

>Bitcoin is a form of digital currency, created and held electronically. No one controls it. Bitcoins aren’t printed, like dollars or euros – they’re produced by people, and increasingly businesses, running computers all around the world, using software that solves mathematical problems

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>>5406879
good idea t b h

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>>5406857
pull out my cc and gas some niggers

>> No.5407028

>>5406896
>dafuq are you sayin
>fine, ill take them off your dead ass

>> No.5407071

>tell them it’s on my phone and toss it with left hand
>phone flying through the air
>right hand quick draws a glock 23 with a glock 22 mag
>two dead niggers easy

Heh , nothing personal kid

>> No.5407077

Okay Jamal. *transfers with a 0.000001 BTC fee*

>> No.5407085

>>5406896
fuck u sayin bitch cracka white boi
>goes apeshit and blows your brains out

>> No.5407095

>>5407071
>.40 Short And Weak

>> No.5407105

Etherdelta is already buying BZC for 5x ICO price faggots.

>> No.5407114

write up some random string so it looks like a private key
they cant read anyways

>> No.5407139

>>5407105
Back to the shitting street, Gurdeep.

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>>5406857

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>>5406857
>immediately begin the transfer
>it never confirms
>mfw I get killed anyway

>> No.5407221

>>5406977
I absolutely love this

>> No.5407452

>>5407085
Lost

>> No.5407489

>>5406857
First of all no one fucking says ice your ass

>> No.5407532

>>5407071
>not using master calliber

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>>5406879
fucking kek

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>>5406857
>I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5407933

>>5406857
Omg omg omg, okay, okay, here it is, take all take all my bytecoin.
Address is : FackaDdRe$5
Master key is : You4R€af4G0tn1gA

Now I go k ?

>go to police
>sleeps tight this one night

>> No.5408027

>g- g- guys I need 100 bucks to pay for the transaction, you have enough?
>AYO WACHU SAYIN? OH SO HERE YOU GO NOW PAY UP THOSE BITCOINS
>Run
>Profit

>> No.5408643

uhh ok sure man, whatever you say. i got them on my bitcoins wallet on my phone, lm just gonna get it out alright? just be cool man i dont want any trouble. here take the phone.

While their primitive brains try to comprehend the shiny object i tossed at their feet, I'd pull out the 9 mil i carry iwb everywhere and pump 18 rounds their way. Then i'd call the cops while they're agonal breathing on the sidewalk.