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I'm a senior portfolio manager at JPM EMEA and our internal group chats are absolutely calm. We have a no-hands-on-deck meeting last thing in the morning with junior management and rumour is that it's going to be absolutely boring. Some people are suggesting to buy out stock packages on bell open and withdraw from cash because it's about to go up. Not much though. Don't know the full details yet, but tomorrow is going to be just another day for sure

>> No.54067058

>>54066806
Stop manipulating silver pussy.

>> No.54067416
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>>54066806
bump for sanity

>> No.54067457

>>54067416
That's not how the inference pattern works. "Observation" means measuring the photons with electrons which changes the photon energy state. Uncertainty principle. Fucking normies.

>> No.54067485

can't tell if terrible LARP by a shill with no clue what they're doing or ironic fake LARP by a seasoned bizraeli

>> No.54067488

>>54066806
Okay I believe you internet man. Buying JPMorgan stock right now in fact.

If remotely true it's because despite your self imposed belief you're not a moron you are in fact that. "My title makes me smart". Biden is in fact a leader and not some chink fucktoy.

Pride before the fall you stupid fat fuck

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I trust Jim

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>>54066806
my Dimon stays Diamond
WAGMI JPM BROS

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>>54067517
Me to

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>>54067517
>>54067588
>>54067589
>Assholes who get paid millions no matter what abd are factually wrong all the time.

Sure am glad civilization worships these men

>> No.54067779

>>54067457
observe my benis in your mouth

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>>54067779
This is exactly the problem with you multiverse fags. The odds of something happening are astronomically small, ie, zero, but you assume that means it's possible. This is why gamblers exist.

>> No.54068118

>>54067912
show the rest of the video fag. that guy hit the jackpot on his very next spin, then the women hit a jackpot right after.
the multiverse loves a good story.

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>>54067589
even a retard is right every blue moon

>> No.54068594

>>54066806
>buy out stock packages on bell open
you are faggot, not SPM at JPM
if you were, you'd know you can buy right now
0/10 larp

>> No.54068859

>>54066806
Is Seamus Graphene joining the meeting?

>> No.54069160

>>54067457
I interfered with your mom's energy state last night.

>> No.54069736

>>54067457
>measuring the photons with electrons
It's the other way around, larper.
You're still correct, the new age interpretation is boring. You are also stupid because it's just a meme.