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Uh oh

>> No.54059733
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>>54059722

>> No.54059743

>>54059722
This is the one time he's gonna be right.

>> No.54059755
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>>54059722
> fortress balance sheet

>> No.54059771

>>54059722
when he recommends the inverse cramer etf on live tv that is when the entire economy will seize up or we will enter a singularity

>> No.54059852

>>54059722
You're like 2 days late with posting this moron

>> No.54059976

>>54059722
Oh ok stinky

>> No.54059981

>>54059722
somebody stop this man

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>>54059722
>>54059733

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>>54059722
No he’s right on this. If Chase collapsed we would all be dead. They run the show and they take risk very seriously. They can cover 2/3rds of all deposits making them the most liquid bank in the United States (and probably the world)

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>>54059722
JP Morgan is down 6.26% from last month. Not great, not terrible. It's all well in hand, we just need to get liquid flowing again.

>> No.54060999

>>54059722
The financial amanojaku is telling the truth for once

>> No.54061411

>>54060199
>>54060999
The digits... what do they mean?

>> No.54061437

>>54060010
I am 1/2 in silver and gold and 1/2 in cash in chase... feel safer than anything. If chase goes down silver goes to 1,000 dollars.

>> No.54061479

>>54059722
NOOOOOO!!!!!@@@@@!!11111112212345667869797049474562363527


not Jim Cramer!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

he is not supposed to say that!!!!!11111111111111111

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>>54059722
haircomb users sitting tight

>> No.54061521

Those they killed are crying for vengeance, it might be time.

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>>54061411
>>54060199

>> No.54062482

>>54059743
The Inverse is in full effect

>> No.54062579

>>54061494
who is this hairy poo you keep posting?

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>>54059722

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>>54059722
A fortress of paper

>> No.54063674

>>54059722
JPM must really be in trouble…

>> No.54063726

>>54059722
Jim Cramer would have bet on the Byzantine empire at the siege of Constantinople

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>>54060199

>> No.54063737

>>54059755
Those chocolate swirl sticks are so good

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>> No.54063791

>>54059722
Does that mean JP Morgan is the JP Morgan of JP Morgan?

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Jokes on the save-fags I live paycheck to paycheck and will die the moment I stop working

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capitalist banks collapsing?

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>>54063885
Short of a lifetime?

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>>54063763

>> No.54063910

>>54059722
Bought more ETH since Ethereum is a JP Morgan subsidiary

>> No.54063912

>>54059722
The kiss, of death.