/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54056849
Spilt milk under the bridge

>>54056849
It's MA'AM!

>>54056849
It's quite simple Mr. Anon.

Jews.

>>54056884
DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>54056849
This is it. I'm telling you, this is it!!!

pin me down and fuck me raw big finance daddy

If you're first out the door, that's not called panicking.

>>54056849
Well sir, as you know, I've been browsing this board /biz/ for a significant amount of time in the last three yearrss *voicecracks*

>>54056950
Please

Just relax.

Stand up.

And tell us with a clean voice what is the nature of the problem.

>>54056849
Perhaps you don't remember the day when Sir went to the UN, and told them about the $2.5 Trillion dollar military under his control..

Did you really think nothing would be done? That [they] could just steal the election, occupy the White House, and install an illegitimate government? So, while everyone is distracted, disoriented, confused, and unable to access any cash; tell me, what do you think may happen under such ideal conditions? You and your coward city pols can't organize riots when you don't have any money.. nor can you mobilize any resistance.. naturally out of respect for an officer such as yourself, I would just say to give up. surrender.. but that opportunity has long since passed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvJRd3YH9jw

Sir… the poop is drying.

>>54057064
The money isn't real, sir. None of it is real. There is no money. It was fake the whole time.

Underrated kino.

>>54057064
>>54056950
Kek

>>54057064
Okay...

During covid, the Fed has printed enormous amounts of money, removed the reserve requirements for banks all over the country and the interest rate has been near zero. This has lead to a significant increase in M2 Money supply and inflation, as I'm sure you have noticed

>>54057213
Yes I have.
Go on please Mr. Anon.

>>54057213
The problem is, in order to bring this inflation down, the Fed has to increase the interest rate, which affects the amount of money that is required to hold and maintain this debt. Most of the debt is essentially just mortgages and reverse-repo contracts, and this has been building up without raising any red flags

>>54057355
Thank you Mr. Anon
Please sit down

Now what I’m guessing your shitposting model here says, and give me some rope here, is that considering the bumpy road we’ve been on for the past week or so, that the figures our brilliant mumu posters up ahead of you come up with dont make much sense anymore.

Considering whats taken place today.

>>54057502
actually, what the shitpost model has been projecting for the last two years.

If the mumu posters were right, it would be... considerably worse.

>>54056849
He schools you plebs here: https://youtu.be/wFkg5ydA_14
I also put it on spotify, the podcast name is "Merlin Reads", I only make things that I like listening to, most voices are jeremy irons and christopher lee and the trailer guy voice.
The gervais principle is a must read for everyone here, although if you're a newfag but come from /pol/ or other boards you know most of this shit.

>>54057566
>considerably worse

>>54057502
>>54057914
If the interest rate is raised by more than 500 basis points, the amount required to maintain this debt is higher than the GDP of this entire country.

based thread thanks for making me laugh

>>54056849
I'M JACKED!!!
I'M JACKED TO THE TITS!!!

>>54057355
what can we do about it

You will never sell anything again, in this town

>>54058041
Just switch to a new currency or something, call it a digital dollar maybe... uhh today.

>>54057948
So, what does this mean...?

haha you brilliant mother fucker

>>54058147
>never let a good crisis go to waste

>>54058147
and probably nuking anyone not willing to go along

>>54058147
did you know you can control weather patterns such that fallout created within your sovereign territory can be diverted elsewhere? geographical distribution of ignition sites round a locus can minimize blast damage and maximize off-axis collateral damage.

>>54056849
jews happened.

So what about the music?

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Therefore, poo poo pee pee.

>>54059784
This post glows

>>54058146
Based sell it all Chad

>>54056849
>It wasnt brains that got me here I can assure you of that.
Was he being ironic or what? Snarky Anglo sarcasm and its consequences have been a disaster for human conversation.

>>54059985
>Was he being ironic or what?
No. Being a CEO is about low empathy and psychopathic traits, not about intelligence.

>>54059985
He gives you another hint later when he talks about being hired to listen to the music. He is good with people, which is why he is in the position he is in.

>>54058147
Yet another controlled demolition.

>>54057064
>C-captain the economy never recovered from 2008, we just delayed global catastrophe by moving money around for just over 10 years
>In 2019 chaos in the repo markets signalled this had stopped working
>Out of desperation, world governments artificially crushed supply and demand to create a controlled recession instead of a potentially catastrophic real one while they tried to fix the economy
>they did it for 2 years (3 in Asia) but it didn't work
>now the other shoe is finally about to drop
>sir, permission to turn my phaser on myself

>>54059985
No, he's being honest. The biggest brains in banks are quants but that's not what gets you to the top, you have to be very vicious and also have legitimately people skills and instincts for the markets

>>54059985
>>54060050
>>54061096
Investment banks are mafias
Simple as