/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54051404
Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,229.623B, 101P = 22.075B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,188.375B, 100P = 21.88375B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54051404
>>54051415
>>>/reddit/

I'm sorry I haven't delivered sooner. I've tried, believe me, but some things are out of my power. I just want to say it has been an absolute pleasure to hold alongside the best investors in the world.

All of you have played a critical role in the transformation of GameStop and you should be proud, no matter how many shares you have.

Many have doubted us but we're about to show the world what GameStop is capable of.

Resilience and perseverance are qualities I think we've grown to appreciate in the past 2 years, not to mention patience.

Commitment is another well earned trait that I hope many of you carry with you in the future. Stick with something and great things will happen. I wish you all the best going forward, and don't forget to spend your money wisely.

>>54051471
in bro we trust

Ken Griffin
You had 2 yil ...but it was kept in Silicon Valley Bank, and valued at over 250K. so...

>>54051471
Thank you, Ryan. I'm going to help myself, my family and if possible, my communities. I'm going to use my money to have the free time I need to dedicate towards seeking Christ, living healthier, playing games, enjoying positive hobbies, expanding my mind, starting a family and becoming as good of a father that I can be. When I'm vacationing in Florida and I end up at a Publix, I'll always think of you and these days.

>>54051415
>holdin
How heavy are those bags your holding?

>54051816
Bought most of my shares at $40 presplit so not that heavy desu.

BAAA GAMESTOP BAAA

The picture will be deleted when Providence Research's employee provides a timestamped picture of sharpies up his ass until then enjoy knowing who is shilling in these threads!

Gamestop holders fuck sheep, and sometimes dolphins

>>54051866
>they don't know

>>54051471
uhhhhhhhh

>>54051886
congrats on doxxing your company I should notify them that you're attempting to publicly recruit people without being aware of doing something as simple as deleting a post. I think I'm going to to email them through my throwaway to notify them of your big uh oh fuck up. probably won't be hard for them to single you out since there is only so many of you at any given time. thank you shilly!

>>54051900

>>54051471
Thanks Ryan love u

>>54051471
Hello Rain Cone BIG fan. I admire you ability to make less desirable people in the financial world seethe with a hatred unparalleled. More based than orange man. Looking forward to hedgies hitting pavement at terminal velocity.

Kek crypto baggies

MOASS Monday

Checkem

>>54051471
Thanks, senpai.
Also going forward, can Gamestop not fund shit games like Deformers (probably a BCG joke). Look to What Remains of Edith Finch and make great art.

>>54051927
I don't work in finance

>>54051900
>00
>0oh shit I'm feelin it
https://youtu.be/0oJKKgHKeUY

>>54051471
I believe you.

The last time usdc had a big dip was a few weeks before the sneeze. Coincidence? Unironically 2 more weeks.

>>54052038
last chance to post that timestamped sharpie pic before your boss bitches you out leering over your desk ready to fire you from your comfy shitposting job

>>54051471
Thanks, you r*ddit spacing faggot you.

>>54052096
I'm not a shill I just like GME, and am posting my own original art. You'll have to find the right person if you want that sharpie pic.

>>54051866
>>54051927
>>54052096
Are baggies unironically this easy to troll? Or is this a double troll to make baggies look like retarded reddit tourists?

Kek bankies

>>54052127
I will give you five minutes before I send this to your company, and report this to the SEC who can absolutely subpoena your IP through the site, and has access to your deleted comments via the archive which they will have easy access to since I will be providing them the link to the archived thread.

>>54052090
Unironically, Tuesday.

>>54052159
you ain't giving me shit I don't work in finance and I'm not getting subpoena's because I'm not the guy from last thread.

He didn't send the Monero so I'm reposting it.

https://providence-research.com/

>>54052182
make sure to report them to the SEC, and let their employer know of their UH OH OOPSIE fuck up so they can be blacklisted.
>>/biz/thread/S54041952#p54049656
archived thread
https://providence-research.com/#b4d1c3f8-62ef-4b27-8afd-d73fbba67a96
providence research the LLC company from chicago employing them
you can report them to the SEC here
https://tcr.sec.gov/TcrExternalWeb/faces/pages/disclaimer.jspx

>>54052182
was he a shill or something?

>>54052090
Meant to post the pic whoops

>>54052245
Literal shill trying to recruit by proxy of this company
https://providence-research.com/#b4d1c3f8-62ef-4b27-8afd-d73fbba67a96
He freaked out when he couldn't immediately delete his comments. He was being smug, and thought because comments can be deleted that they can't be archived.

>>54052271
kek ricoies

>>54052248
holy shit

>>54052244
uh oh stinky kennies

>>54052182
>AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
kek

>>54051471
>>54051900
I BELIEVE

A strange game.

to the shill who didn't provide me that timestamped sharpie in pooper pic you were warned. i have provided them the archived thread, your post numbers, and notified them that when needed moderators work with law enforcement. enjoy the rico charges! rico is a federal crime and will net you federal fuck me in the ass prison time. hope the 89k was worth it!

>>54051900
>Checked & Publix Pilled.
Even if it isn't our guy RC, Publix Anon has been solid and I am happy to hold with him to

2larps1thread

>>54051471
Thanks Publix Anon, it's been a blast

>>54052519
Blackmail is a felony. You’ve been reported to the FBI.

Honestly, these threads seem to attract a lot of criminal activity. Time to shut them down.

>>54051900

>>54052560
enjoy the RICO charges!

>>54051900
I don't get but I'm high. Please explain to a high golden labrador.

>>54052680
A sting operation doesn’t fall under RICO.

>>54052685
This is who I hold with and I’m completely fine with that.

>troll a baggie so hard he reports it to the police
I’m printing this out to put on my fridge.

>>54050783
The SVB BackStop sets a precedent for future backstops. The GameStop BackStop was predicted in the Gamer Sea Scrolls eons ago.

>>54051471
thank you mr cow hen

>>54052680
Someone please compile all this in a screencap for future reference. >54052701
>54052560
>54052725
Shill in full panic mode.

>>54051900
holy fuck.

>>54052805
Nice. WAGMI. What will our super secret club sign be?
>Publix dele sandies

t. holder for over 2 years

>>54052282
My bad anon I love you thought you were the faggot for a second, but you're not it was this guy all along KEK >863Td3ut)

>>54052805
The prophecy is coming to fruition

>>54052872
You must have me confused with some other anon.

>>54052182
Jesus Christ what a fucking timeline. If one of you fags has a plebbit account post this shit to the cringe mines.

>>54051471
>digits
Noticed
>Contents
Based
>Chairman
The best
>Tits
Jacked
>Anus
Fully relaxed
>WAGMI?
WAGHASRSHOFAIAHC

Thanks bud. For all of it. Sorry about bitching along the way.

>>54052858
Order the 7 for 1 ham sandwich catering deal after some Ryan acquires publix to be let into the back room.

>>54052895
I got permapocketed for suggesting the federal government execute negligent financial/securities regulators or I'd do it myself.

>>54052182
Nice photoshop skills, kid. I never posted that.

>>54052685
I
A
M
R
C

"I am RC"

So either the stock is going to tumble on Monday, which means I'll want to put in an order with CS so that I can catch the low in mid-week and fill the float

Or the Stock is going to rocket on Monday, which means I'll want to put in an order with CS so that I can get as many shares for my money as possible before the stock goes into the thousands.

Or the stock is going to go sideways on Monday, which means I'll want to put in an order with CS because the price is on a pretty good discount sale right now.

>>54051471
If nothing happens next week, I'm coming for you btw.

>>54053007
What if the US 15th largest bank is like “it’s ok the 16th largest bank owes us XX amount, we’re good for it.”

And the 14th largest bank says “it’s ok the 15th largest bank owes us XX amount, we’re good for it.”

And the 13th etc

Sounds a lot like Securities sold not yet bought all the way to the top!

>>54052998
I laughed at this but this is why they are undeniably fucked. No matter what the stock does people will continue to buy. I can only afford 2-4 shares per check right now cause I’m paying down credit card debt but I’m looking for extra work as we speak so I can pay them off and keep adding to my xxx stack.

>>54051471
One thing i hate more than everything is people who hype the average hodlers. The same goes for Ryan Cohen. Im 95% sure you are just bum who reads twitter and came to the conclusion that the world is ending. After we got disappointed by RC time and time again. We don't believe in words anymore. We want some fucking ACTION. YOU FAT FUCKS!!! DO SOMETHING!!!! Enough with your stupid larping FUCK YOU AND FUCK RYAN COHEN. I don't feel like im winning, i feel like im being played once again. I want people to look at gme hodlers and to say that they were right all this time. Fucking deliver something and then talk!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we are "in the endgame " since summer of 2021 SO FUCK YOU!!!!!

>>54051471
Probably a larp but a good one.

>>54053031
When some bot or shill calls you greedy, just remember this headline:

Silicon Valley Bank CEO Greg Becker cashed out $2 million just before the collapse

>>54051856
>everyone who makes fun of my investment in a meme stock is a shill being paid for replies.
The level of insanity in these threads continues to rise. I expect a death cult will be the eventual end of this general.

These are real schizo hours

>>54053047
Anyone who is like 'Ryan you asshole you fuckin wasted 3 years of my life, do something!' Do you not realize he has 1000x more shares than any of us and works harder transforming the company? He doesn't have a magic switch to make us all rich, it takes time

>>54052872
I'm sure some 80 year old scotch will mend my feelings
>>54053078
yes

>>54052182
You know proton mail is a throwaway email address provider right? If I go there and make a SEC@protonmail.com email account it doesn't mean I work for the SEC.

>>54053119
It's actually not a throwaway provider, they upsell you pretty hard on long term paid accounts and don't recycle usernames.

What are the chances this is us?

>54053065
When did I call you a shill?

>>54053078
Back in 1983, the CIA wrote an obscure report looking to the "Gateway Experience," claiming that an altered state of human consciousness may be able to transcend space and time. Decades on, the document has since been declassified

>>54053078
While the autists rest, the schizos take night guard to scout for the next beacon to guide them and the bell curve retards, the future consumers of the Neo New Economy, to untold riches.

>>54053167
high

>>54053170

Sorry, got my IDs mixed up.

>>54053167
What other gaming companies are embracing NFTs with low mint/tx costs? Is Nintendo building their own marketplace or would they have to go third party? I can't think of anyone else it COULD be unless they were dumb enough to list on OpenSea.

>>54053167
I can't trust TPC and also considering Pokemon is marketed towards kids and based in Japan where their values are extremely high and their refusal to accept new technology knows no bounds, I have a hard time believing this is even real. If it is real, this will have a hell of a time with PR.

"The Pokemon Company, out to scam your kids with pikachu jpgs!" this just feels like such a shit time to announce an NFT project, considering all the NFT scams within the last year that were all from people with majority young teens watching (Logan Paul, Ice Poseidon, etc).

>54053170
It's implied

It's not hyperinflation. It's much worse. Hyperinflation is the overprinting of money. Hyper inflation is particularly easy to stop/prevent. Just stop printing money. What we have is gross negligence and greed corrupting our entire governing bodies. And I don't just mean the federal government.

For decades now our economical system has been one giant chess match. Each banking and investing group vying for better position over the others. And sadly, the form that is the most profitable with the least amount of risk is cannibalism. We know it by another name: Cellar Boxing.

The vast majority of wealth is leveraged in a position to simply pull down other wealth and maintain the status quo of those in power staying in power. Pick an industry and you can see the cancerous way that progress has been stifled and growth/innovation has been suppressed.

Amazon (one of the biggest and fastest growing companies around) isn't really an online/distribution company. It's a competitor. It is meant to run other companies into the ground through non-competitive practices. Meanwhile entities like Bain Capital position themselves strategically to take advantage of whoever Amazon sets their eyes on to destroy. And when those companies inevitably die, Amazon takes their market share while private equity devours the corpse.

Companies that actually innovate can't compete.

>>54053209
Niantic did Pokemon Go and a subsidiary of Tencent did Pokemon UNITE, so Nintendo seems to be fine going third party with Pokemon. I also can't imagine Nintendo would want to build their own blockchain infrastructure in addition to making games and consoles. Seems like something better off done by someone else.

>>54051471

>54053265
>spends enough time on a thread for a stock he doesn’t hold that he can pick up on implications
Kek. I shiggy diggy.

We are all gonna make it.
Power to the Players.
>let the bodies hit the floor

>>54053280
>Companies that actually innovate can't compete.
>Amazon
How old are you?

>54053312
I don't speak nigger

>>54051900

>>54053312
Really makes the shills obvious when they are so obsessed with a stock they supposedly have no financial interest in.

>>54051471
My nigga, we in this together. The last 2 years and a month have been a time. My first child, competitive sports, working. And, without a doubt: holding.

Even if this isn't the end, I'll keep holding.

I'll get an ice tea too, thanks!

>>54053332
Companies that create can't sell.
Companies that ship can't move.

The big boys have made sure that every single mom and pop's enterprise, every single innovator, every single independent contractor goes tits up in under a generation.

And now, there is nothing left to consume except the people. So rents get jacked up so you can't afford to live where you work. Property values get jacked up so that no matter when you buy, tomorrow you can't afford. No one is allowed to own any more of their own stuff, you either rent, or you do without.

We have become slaves to our corporate masters of our own free will. Except now, if we are the slaves, endlessly serving to create and build for those corporate overlords... who do the overlords sell their products to? Who do they ship to? From whence does their paycheck come? The snake cannot eat it's own tail forever.

And here we are, our shipping industry is gutted because consultancy groups advised businesses to put the shipping onus onto the truckers. The same consultancy groups advised the DOT to cut back on the way points and support infrastructure to help truckers make long hauls. So prices increase from point A to point B. Not because of increased cost, but because of decreased capacity to deliver (artificial scarcity).

Rinse and repeat in a thousand industries in a thousand ways.

Big money fucked up. They started believing the lie they made the vast majority of us believe: that we need them. That we cannot function without their money. That their investments of cash matter more than our investments of our time, our energy, of our livelihoods. They forgot the truth: that all wealth is always created at the bottom. They need us. They cannot exist without us. But we can absolutely exist without them.

So, for the past 2 years, heck maybe the past 2 decades they have been trying desperately to get us back in line. They need the social order to remain constant, otherwise... well the opposite of constant is change.

>>54053337
>obsessed
>shows up to mock you once in awhile
This is like a freak show to me. Come to gaze at the retards who invest via reddit memes and schitzoid fantasies about a game shop taking down the financial world. It's got limited entertainment value however so you go back to your circle jerk and envision me as a shill paid by some great shadowy hedge fund while you bravely fight the good fight.

society collapses in approximately 32 hours

Am I stoned or am I seeing into the future

>>54053381
I’m going to report you to the SEC for shilling.

>>54053383
wat

>>54051471
>471
>IZ a YUM mt
sick get anon

>>54051471
>>54051900 (checked)
I want to believe.

>>54053383
Time zones my dude

>>54053383
Thats GMT
You are just retarded

>>54053402
I like you anon, drop me a line at SECrecruiting@protonmail.com and we can work something out.

kek providenceresearchies

Hey remember when you goys told me to trust my stock broker and bank and ignore FDIC like a good goy? Well I didn't! And I was right again! Woah! That's crazy!! How could I have known?! Fuck jews!!! wagmee

>>54053430
OH SHIT! I just discovered an SEC agent!!

That’s it. I’m emailing Joe Biden. You’re in trouble now.

>>54052134
my balls in your face, and dick in your mouth.
gmi

>>54053441
Your ID is an anagram of OP GAY MY P.

>>54053461
I can't be gay look at my name it says right there dumbfuck

I've been hurt too many times. I think this SVB business is all a big nothingburger. They'll get backstopped by the Fed and we'll send another 100 billion to Ukraine

>>54053517
R u gay tho??

>>54053441
>>54053484
I would really much rather hear what Havros Stalkias has to say about gme or even gay black actor Micheal Douglas.

>>54053517
Don’t forget student loan relief.

>>54053484
your id is the real you

>>54051471

>>54053007
Better start preparing then.

>>54053280
You copy pasted this from reddit word for word unchanged.

>>54053630
Not the same filename. Publix fags are all just larpers.

>>54053143
$8/mo for secondary email addresses and 3+ VPNs is a pretty good deal. It's apparently Israeli ran though.

>>54053236
Pokemon is designed for NFT use just like TCGs like Magic or Yugioh, even if it was made before the technology.

>>54053280
If you just GPL license everything, Luxury Cadillac trucks would be the norm and as cheap to repair as a Honda civic, and as reliable too.

>>54053653
Weird. Wonder who over there is stealing my stuff.

WHATEVER YOU DO REMEMBER TO BE SAD AND HOPELESS ABOUT IT, AND THEN DIE

>>54053674
It's hosted in Switzerland and they have an onion site for their web UI.

>>54053682
It's literally the top post on the sub at the moment
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11oq7wh/what_a_comment

>54053682
This is your mo. Are you also going to post McDonald’s ad copy word for word like last night?

>>54053690
never

>>54053728
McDouble posting is based and tedpilled

>>54053728
>>54053740
For me, it's the McChicken

>>54052805
Fuck is a backstop anyway?

I'm off to bed, here's fat Kenny to keep everyone here company while I'm sleeping

>>54053740
>>54053826
For me, it's the McGangbang. A McDouble and hot n spicy McChicken combined together, top bun removed from the McChicken. Best fastfood sammich on the market for 4$ right there.

>>54053904
Do not forget to put a hot mustard sauce on the McChicken.

>>>/pol/419359439
>liquidity

>>54053955
byebye collateral

>>54053937
I prefer the buffalo over the spicy mussy but have gotten neither for the longest time because the McDonalds close to me has started charging 27 cents for sauces and I barely have the budget to eat out at all anymore. Gave up tendies and nuggies for more shares, McD's is a rare treat on a bad day now. But I'd rather have no tendies or nuggies now and a bunch of shares so I can have a bunch of tendies and nuggies later and less shares. Think I'll even get fancy and have some chicken frens to make my own tendies and nuggies once it's all over.

>>54053690
Dude, that pic has me rolling. You just made my fucking night. Have a (you).

Why is our thread dead bros?

>>54054366
all the shills either got laid off or doxed

Mitt "Me Money Now" Romney is pro-bailout. What's he got in that vault?

It's game time, suckas.

kek weekend baggies

>>54053167

>>54054381
>shills got doxed
stop being so easy to troll
you
*clap*
retarded
*clap*
reddit
*clap*
cringelords

GME Bros...

>>54053517
FDIC covers ~270k, <3% of accounts were at or below this amount. No backstop unless special measures are taken, and Biden can't get the Republishits to increase the debt ceiling without giving them special favors in return.
Come Monday there will be several banks hit with withdrawal requests as companies try to gently move their assests into safer locations, so expect another bank to go bust within two weeks, thus will continye a sorial if withdrawals and busts and confidence will be shattered. Gold will spike and we'll be in the shitfuckiest economic disaster in history. I give the whole thing until September before the government declares an emergency measure of some kind. Expect breadlines and fuel lines for miles in 2024.

I am laughing like crazy reading this thread kek

You baggies claim everything in the world revolves around a dying game retailer. Ukraine invasion? Distraction for GME. Chinese balloons? Distraction for GME. Bank runs? Because of GME.

Can't wait to see the goalposts move on Monday after its yet another red day for Reddit's favourite stock.

>>54054485
Reggie literally left the board because he didn’t get included in any of RC’s “secret” plans because no one trusted him.

>>54054781
Imagine caring about the price. You’d have to be some kind of retard to do that
>unnecessary “u”
Begone, jeet

>54054781
>Ukraine invasion? Distraction for GME. Chinese balloons? Distraction for GME. Bank runs? Because of GME.
>implying its not
>Your post isn't a distraction

>>54054631
I’m thinking may.

>>54054858
My friends stop talking to me when I said Bill Gates getting divorced was bullish for GME and Doge was a distraction from GME

It's actually going to be monday, isn't it?

>>54054631
>>54054869
If and only IF the fed somehow convinces people and other investors not withdraw I can see it being pushed to September. But with GME earnings potentially being positive or a big announcement being dropped which might cause us to rip, I see April/May being more likely.

How the fuck has there not been any pics of banks with their lights on this weekend of all weekends?

>>54055461
There's been numerous, you just look at the front page instead of rising or new.

>>54051471
Thankyou senpai. I will do my very best to take the lessons I have learned from this experience to help my community. I sincerely thankyou and wish you and family the best in life.

>>54055461
we want hedgie suicides, anything else is nothinburger. We expect at least 1 this month, because there is theory that gme gods require 1 death every month. January, February were satisfied.

Hey Schizos, why should be investing in GME be the best option if banks and tech companies (including GameStop maybe) can go belly up?
I mean, they hedgies can just go broke and bagholders will get fucked, which is quite probable, right?

Where are you guys moving to?
Personally, I'm debating between building a serious homestead in Idaho or just getting the fuck out of the US all together and going to another country. Uruguay, Singapore, Portugal, maybe UAE?, haven't decided yet.

>>54055569
Doesn't work that way. If they go broke their lenders are on the hook. If their lenders go broke (major banks mostly) then the dtcc is on the hook. If they go broke, the federal reserve is on the hook. It's a chain of liquidation contractually bound the whole way up until all debts are paid and positions closed and shares necessary to close those positions bought.

>>54055569
Everyone else is scared of what's happening to the economy right now. We've been looking forward too it. Says it all. You'd have to be an idiot not to hold GME.

>>54055600
For me, it's the Migaloo M7 submarine superyacht, modified for nuclear power instead of fuel oil

I NEED TO BELIEVE IN THE SIMULATION THAT WE LIVING IN, SPENT THE WHOLE STIMULUS CHECK ON SOME STIMULANTS

THOUGHTS I'VE DISCARDED, ARE PROBABLY HARDER THAN YOUR OFFENCE, TORCH IT LIKE CARTHAGE, LET'S SAVE THE BOOKS, SO OPEN COFFINS

sneed hedgies

let's play chicken winner take all

>>54055641
>>54055626
And there is no loophole that they can use to halt it for as long as possible?
I mean, the gov might then just keep hedgies on life support and that's all. This sure wouldn't be that expensive, if they get rid of all their other bets
>We've been looking forward too it
kek you sound like fun to be around, I'd chuckle a beer with you fellas when nukes go off

This still sounds too good to be true.
And there ain't no loophole or jewish strategy that you thought of they could pull off?

>>54055600
Bangkok should be great

>>54051471
Godspeed my dudes. With great power comes great responsibility.

>>54055600
>one manor on each continent
>small safehouses scattershot all over the globe
>hopefully connecting with other trusted hodlrs to keep exclusive clubhouses for private events with high security
>a starlink empowered Gamestop-branded superyacht on a constant global loop, stopping in ports only when summoned by holders wanting a break from the world
That's all before I get into my ecological plans.

>>54056220
There's no viable way to stop it and they don't want too to begin with. It's too much to explain with 2000 characters, but it's the truth.

>>54051471
Cute larp. Dunno if it is a demoralization trap or a hodlr trying to be inspirational.

How do I convince my boomer parents to pull out of WF and get into a credit union? Does it even matter or is it already too late?

the rap Cornelius, converting demons into preachers, I'm selling weed to children of the corn underneath bleachers

>>54056220
On the contrary, the loopholes have been closed surrounding the regulatory framework that was being established to deal with this exact scenario (cascading failures neccesitating firesale of assets to raise funds to in order to make accounts whole/satisfy lingering obligations), and we're about to see the hard reality meet up with the speculatory framework once SVB and First Republic are being sliced up for every semi-valuable asset and sold to the most generous bidder.

>>54056731
pool's closed?

>>54056678
just let them know regular banks might be having problems and "consider looking into" a credit union

>>54055626
Fed reserve is not on the hook for dtcc

>>54056759
Not until the ticker takes off. Who knows when that'll be.

>>54051471
Post one Pepe on twitter and the whole world will believe you.

>>54056796
You're not a real boy

yuo're going to make it you dumbfuck just believe someone else for once it'll be ok just bee yourself

>>54057144
i got you, homie

https://youtu.be/i2d7gPelw58
my dudes did you see this? we're literally about to repeat bernstein.

Let me illustrate how fucked everything is

It's very, very fucked

>>54051900
Thank you for the publix chicken tender sandwhich. I never tire of your antics

The living will envy the dead. Fuck stocks, bonds rule the world.

It explains what's been happening in reverse repo too. They rehypothecated BONDS, NIGGA. TRIED TO CELLAR BOX ALL OF EXISTENCE NIGGA.

Nobody is prepared for what's about to happen. This will be the last time I post in these threads until after this is done.

And if you can't understand it after this succinct an explanation, then by God I hope you were retarded enough to buy GME to save yourself.

Ten more pretty pictures after this one. Normally I'd just post an album link but I know nobody would read it and motherfuckers deserve to know this shit even if it has to be beaten into them.

Anyone who held through all of this for years, you're a fuckin hero. You saved the world. That's more true than you'll ever know.

Anyone who doubted it, it's not too late. And if you still doubt it, when it happens anyways just know I'm not fucking dancing and it was not my fault what happens in the fallout. I just want to raise my family and be happy. Same as you.

The scumfuck shitheads that tried to steal the world - it's their problem and doing. Not mine.

fucking filtered. why does this bot come in here spamming bullshit jfc

Pray for everyone. They will need it.

>>54057554
>bernstein
West side story?

>54057682
>2pbtid
My only regret is that I have more important things to post than a sneed picture to you directly

Four more fucko, then you can get back to getting paid to post

>>54057707
Why don’t you just post a link you dumb faggot

Welcome to the endgame

>>54057720
just tell us your weight, bro. Are you overweight? Im only reading your stuff if you are fit and can run 4km

>>54057724
Already said why. The fact you are asking is the second reason why.

We've all read the everything short dumbfuck you don't have to spam the slideshow like it's news or something

>getting mad gme related DD is posted here
retard-kun...

>>54057764
It's not for you, it's for everyone else on the board. Sneed about it.

Now here's the link fucko. You're welcome. And to anyone wise, this shit was on the front page for you to see for a fucking reason. Goodnight and good fucking luck.
>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/11p0g4v

>>54057705
*bear stearns my bad. I don't know I remembered it as bernstein lmfao.

>>54057756
You’re literally just reposting that that’s already in the OP

>>54057804
None of this is in the OP. OP is however in your mom.

>>54057804
he's black and he is overweight

pretty sure that's 45ardee btw. he's been filling the threads up with bullshit early mornings lately

>>54057856
your stupid answers to hodlers make the stuff you posted untrustworthy. You dont bring anything useful as you think you are. Nobody likes you, get the fuck out of here.

>>54057872
Wouldn't be surprising, there's a reason people think he's meant to make the threads to cringy to conversate in.

>>54057908
the past few morning he's been posting his gme political agenda list to start up conversation. then yesterday we found out it was him doing it. then today he hasn't posted it because his cover was blown on that one. it's definitely him and this is his latest shtick for today

>>54057872
>>54057908
to be fair you NON-WHITE shill faggots call everyone the ravioli man, keith, or 45 as soon as someone brings up DRS, brokers, people going into depth about current events, or anyone engaged with the thread.

aaaaaaaand here comes his accomplice ID, as usual, right on time. filtered

>>54051471
I should be thanking you. For opening my eyes, lifting the curtains. This has been an amazing story, but it feels like it's only the beginning. Thank you guys for everything you have done! Ready when you are...

>>54057933
yeah fuck that guy holy shit

>>54057941
>call everyone the ravioli man, keith, or 45 as soon as someone brings up DRS, brokers, people going into depth about current events
If that's what those tards argued about for 60+ posts when they have a good spastic fit it wouldn't be a problem.

>>54057977
the issue is we haven't range banned india or israel yet, but it will be the first thing I do when I buy this site. they outsource to countries they believe people will be free from extradition, but that will also change very soon.

>>54057777
quad slebs!
Checked! Wagmi!
Monday gona be awesome!

>>54057997
Most call centers already use VPN's because they're dirt cheap in the third world and provide both security and an alias. Imagine the same would be true for shills.

>>54058030
it is. there are some VPNs that can bypass 4chan even though most of them are blocked from posting. the issue is this site, and people apart of it are aware of this, and are complicit. it just needs to be updated what VPNs are able to get through so they can also effectively be banned.

>>54051404
Someone please explain why anyone should still be doing this? Like explain why the price will go up. I'm genuinely retarded so explain accordingly plz

>>54057791
And what does this mean? Wtf should i learn/do with this information

>>54058230
here you get one and if you're too stupid to understand this then you're too stupid to play with money anon

>>54058288
I know nothing of stocks, i just came on /biz/ to check some happenings. All i gather is:
>buy gme
>future profit
>why? No clue
>need to research

Just lookin for a rundown. I know the gamestop stuff from a while back, didn't know it was still a thing.

>>54051471
Based Ryan. Go get sum.

>>54051471
show us ∞

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

>>54058332
>didn't know it was still a thing
if you have not bought in 2021 or sold, you will not buy now so don't come here looking for answers. Close the door and never come back! Fuck you.

>>54058230
Even if you ignore our belief that the stock is still shorted beyond the issued amount (which it is) it's a horribly illiquid stock with a good ~20% SI which would be like a month of trading to cover. Considering how banks are looking like at the minute there's a good chance that margin calls will happen eventually that'll be failed.

>>54058432
dont bother that nigger has 100 dollars in his account and he is btc, "what is next 100x crypto" lover

>>54058332
>thing i bought but have not sold is risky but profit
>said position carries infinite risk, because if i short at 2 dollar and it goes up to 48 i still owe 2 dollar share, and 46 dollardoos
>if thing goes from 2 dollar down I make profit
>try to do this to bideo game store
>people catch on
>price goes up
>ohNONONO
to add on to this
>if price goes up too high I am fuck
>have to meet minimum amount of cash in account to hold position
>if position worth goes up I need to dump more money into account
>if not enough money I am fuck
they did this, but have 428tril of sold, but not yet boughts. it's a position that cannot be successfully delivered because they shorted with more "stocks" on paper than actual stocks in existence. at some point share buy back occurs to balance this out, because infinite risk, and the "debt" becomes greater, and greater. insurance companies will only cover so much so you get forced to close the position which means you have to start buying stocks back to deliver. hence people saying they are going to sell for a gorillion dollars, because they can decide how much they want to sell the asset that is needed.

>>54058423
>don't come here looking for answers
I unironically trust /biz/ more with stock decisions than any other source. That's why i pop in every now and again. Some crypto advice has worked out for me here, i just hardly get into stocks.

>>54058432
>Considering how banks are looking like at the minute there's a good chance that margin calls will happen eventually that'll be failed.
So in retarded terms for me: buy now?

>>54058473
Buy Monday if you can.

>>54058472
Lmao this actually helped me understand. Thanks anon.

You're all going to prison for breaking the market.

>>54058473
>So in retarded terms for me: buy now?
Yes buy now unironically dump something like 2.5-5k and you will be set for life. it'll net you a little over 100 shares, and there are screencaps of trades going for 600k-4mil between market makers selling to desperate market makers.

>>54058494
you're welcome

hi what is gme?

>>54058593
here this should help

RC wouldn't post that blatantly, I doubt that's even Publix Anon himself, it's just a shill trying to make us disappointed when nothing happens.

>>54058695
>1pbtid
oh wow RC has you guys shitting n farding your pants nice!

So. Are you baggies happy now? Look at what you’re doing to people just trying to survive in this environment of uncertainty and instability in the markets. People can’t get their money out of banks, they’re out there standing in line because of your actions. How are they going to feed their families, or pay their bills? Just because some entitled prick thinks he’s deserving of what others worked for. It’s okay though, the government is going to intervene and YOU will be the one left holding the bag. You people should be in jail. What you’re doing is CLEARLY market manipulation.

>>54058736
>So. Are you baggies happy now? Look at what you’re doing to people just trying to survive in this environment of uncertainty and instability in the markets. People can’t get their money out of banks, they’re out there standing in line because of your actions. How are they going to feed their families, or pay their bills? Just because some entitled prick thinks he’s deserving of what others worked for. It’s okay though, the government is going to intervene and YOU will be the one left holding the bag. You people should be in jail. What you’re doing is CLEARLY market manipulation.

>>54058736
Very happy, actually.
https://voca.ro/13dcB0GCMobZ

>they all clock in at 7am

>>54058332
Fuck off, it's all in the bakers links, but you know that. Yer just being a shitheel.

>>54051471
Put me in the screencap

>>54058776
Wrong vocaro
https://voca.ro/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>>54058736
Not my problem buddy

>>54051471
crazy to think theres some banker ready to blow his brains out while im in my room high on LSD playing with kinetic sand, this is who they lost to lmao

>>54051471
You hold up your end of the bargin, I'll hold up mine. I'm many things, but a liar isn't one of them. I WILL bring back the 90's, you have my word.

>>54058839
yo that sounds like a banger of a time. last time I tripped I was playing rocksmith playing ACDC songs through my guitar, and it was based.

>>54058951
I remember a time when Pizza Hut was banging and Dominos was absolute dogshit, and Papa Johns was considered le fancy pizza.

>>54058791
Thank you this made me dance.

>>54051471
Thank you Ryan. I'm very grateful for this opportunity. Luv you!

>>54058472
No one has ever proved more shares were shorted than existed.
Not one person has ever showed any documents that show this.
Challenge: Show me the documents that prove this.

>>54058385
Ching chong

>>54059090
>Challenge: Show me the documents that prove this.
This desu. When is this shit supposed to go down anyway? 2023 and nothing has happened (again)

>>54059090
Even if you don't believe it there's 56 million shares short according to Yahoo and a daily volume that averages maybe 5 million. That's a good candidate for a short squeeze.

>>54051471
>I'm sorry I haven't delivered sooner.
>>54059119
>When is this shit supposed to go down
I'm slowly becoming convinced the short isn't real, all schizo posting
>no proof
>years passing
It's over...

Which came first? Eazy Mac? Or? Beef Ravioli?

>Bots shilling clearly ignorant to ongoing happenings
The price will be at $5,000,000,000,000,000 and these faggoots will still be posting LE SQIZZILE WILL NEVER SQUOZZLE.

Calling it now.

Can't wait for the weekly casino opening.
I'm glad I'll have managed to triple my initial investment EOW.

>thread has become fud central right after a major bank collapses
yeah im thinking wagmi

>>54059090
>No one has ever proved more shares were shorted than existed.
Bro, they were reporting that it was shorted over 100% before Jan 2021. We know for a fact that they shorted more shares than existed because they fucking told us they did and I can’t see any conceivable reason that they would deliberately put a target on their back like that. They just didn’t think anyone would look. It’s not about whether they opened those shorts, it’s about whether they closed them. The SEC said they closed, citing CNBC who cited “people familiar with the matter.” Now, I’ve never seen any proof that they closed. Show me the proof. Where is it? After two years no one can show me some real solid evidence that shorts actually closed.

kek

>>54059270
>Show me the proof. Where is it? After two years no one can show me some real solid evidence that shorts actually closed.
They never will because they can't

>>54059304
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ef99bFBTR54

Give me some hopium bros. How long till we even go back up to 40. Despite the spikes it's been a slow trickle downward...

https://twitter.com/OhTheLarceny

You guys remember that time we were all about to be super fucking rich?

Oh wait that's now.

>>54059508

>>54059270
It spiked to $500, and yeah I know SEC said it was retail buying whatever. We pick and choose what parts to believe from that report. The other part is that all our buys are routed off exchange, so why would they have allowed these on the lit market when they are trying to close/cover. I still believe in GME, but conversely, no one can show you evidence of the naked shorts now or that the DTCC processed as a regular split. I sure with Ryan would answer the question for us one way or the other by releasing a dividend that can't be spoofed or otherwise processed incorrectly.

Guys, the SEC showed up this morning to put me in stock jail.

>>54059270
SI over 100% doesn’t mean more shorts exist than shares, lol

Post MOASS I demand that daylight savings be abolished. Fucking sick and tired of literally losing time.

>>54059597
>We pick and choose what parts to believe from that report.
GG sell now GME meme based on cherrypicking

“End Game” is baggie shill code for “nothing will happen.” They said evergrande was end game, and FTX was end game.

Does some anon have the prometheus meme with gamestop?

>admit you shorted more than 200+% of the float
>tell everyone you closed during the sneeze
>months later sec confirms most volume was retail fomo
Uh oh

>>54059812
Endgame of 80-100 years of nonsense can take a lil bit of time you fuckin retard

Ask yourself, why are baggies so fucking gullible? They will literally believe anything you troll them with. Doesn’t matter how stupid.

That’s a sign that holding $GME is equally stupid.

>>54059927
Ser you can’t fud post with this Id anymore try the next thread.

>>54059870

>>54059949
I have earned that right. Last night, I trolled some baggie so hard he went to the police about it.

Kek suicidal crypto baggies

Kek GameStop NFT marketplace crypto baggie shills

>>54059685
Are you retarded? Imagine there are 100 shares of GME in total and I short 144 shares. Which is bigger? 100 or 144?
>>54059597
>We pick and choose what part to believe from that report
Who’s we? All I did was point out that the claim that shorts closed didn’t come from a reliable source.

>>54060085
The question is, are you retarded?

>>54060085
>All I did was point out that the claim that shorts closed didn’t come from a reliable source.
NO RELIABLE SOURCES

SELL
SELL
SELL

>>54060184
>all shorts are currently deep in the green
>”durrrr they can’t close”

>>54059951
Thank u you anon

I love GME more than Ken Griffin loves coke, mayo, and children

>>54060085
You believe one part of the report, the claim that the price was from retail fomo, but not the part that said they were closed. Anyway, I disregard the whole thing since that was two year ago and any "investigation" led to nothing. An SEC report isn't going to decide the issue, and you can't choose which parts to be used as proof of your claims if you don't accept the "shills" using the other part that says they closed. That's all I'm saying.

I bought game stop memebership like a month ago and I still haven't gotten my game informer, I paid extra for the physical edition. I don't even want to read the digital edition wtf. why can't i even buy magazines at the store?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tKiiHWGkE
sneeeeeed
smegma lickin ledgies

>>54060194
>>54060236
SELL GME WHILE YOU CAN GET ANYTHING BACK

IT'S OVER BROS

GG

>>54057554
>bernstein
is Gamestop going to change their name?

>>54060285
honestly this just prompts me to believe that this "mandella effect" were the people producing these products through two different vendors who couldn't actually remember the official name of the source material like saying jewstein or jewstien.

>>54060269
Ah wonderful, the magical "F3" button.

I got next bake.

I remembered GameStop

https://twitter.com/newswire_us/status/1634912273784508416?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Shorts never closed

>>54060489
What’s your cost basis?

Ken Griffin is going straight to hell. Shouldn't have naked shorted GME with reckless abandon.

>>54060496
$16.99

>>54060563
What evidence do you have that naked shorting exists?

Baker! WakE up!!!

>>54060565
>apes are so deep in the red they’re embarrassed to admit their cost basis
Kek baggies

WAGMI

>>54060167
>Thus, the same share can be borrowed and lent several times, and potentially enough times that short interest exceeds 100 percent
Uhh, yeah. Do you not remember what you said in your post?
>SI over 100% doesn’t mean more shorts exist than shares, lol
It literally does. Like, literally that is exactly what it means to say that short interest is over 100%. I don’t get how you’re not understanding this. If the same share gets borrowed and shorted multiple times, those are still open short sales which means that everyone who sold it will eventually have to buy it back. If short interest exceeds 100% then more than 100% of shares will need to be bought in order to cover the total short interest.
>>54060236
This is a composition fallacy. I never made any claim about what caused the price action in 2021. I’m casting doubt on one particular piece of that report because it cited a dubious source. The rest of it is completely irrelevant to the argument I’m making. I don’t have to doubt the whole report to doubt one part of it either. That’s a fallacy of composition. Go back to school and learn some basic reasoning skills if you want to argue with me.

>>54060581
30pbtid

>>54060584
I have next bake

>>54060601
Awww, do I annoy you? What are you going to do, call the police about it?

>>54060599
You don’t even know how to read. When the short closes, the. Is lent out again, it’s counted twice. I know you already know this and you’re being disingenuous, but this is for the sake of any pigeon reading this.

j-j-just one more day

>>54060652
His days are numbered

>>54060599
You're believing one part and rejecting another to confirm your bias. The spike to $500 is pretty good evidence of someone buying to close because they had to. And my larger point was that there is no definitive proof either way, if there were then this would already be over. When I said "we" I meant the echo chamber this general has become moreso than you specifically.

>>54060652
>>54060615
Kek bag-ACK

>>54060672
>The spike to $500 is pretty good evidence of someone buying to close because they had to.
It’s pretty good evidence that someone tried. I just don’t understand why there are so many people arguing to believe hedge funds. It’s truly bizarre behavior from people on this site. If we were all retards let us wallow in our bag holding cult.

>>54060672
>muh echo chamber
Funny you say that when I constantly get banned for dabbing on you predditor mods.

Migrate

>>54060713
>>54060713
>>54060713

>>54060672
If half of what you say is bullshit should I believe that everything you say is true or a lie? Your argument is dumb and so are you
>>54060635
No it’s not counted twice. Go back and read the pic you posted. The shares is borrowed, then sold short, then the new owner lends it out. When the short closes, its removed from the short interest. I’m not the one being disingenuous here, but you already know that which is why you’re projecting

>>54051471
Bless