/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54051343
This has been posted a gorillion times already moron.

Also I had considered banging her based on the left picture but the right picture shows she’s actually a disgusting hag.

>>54051343
>Indian
>Diversity hire
Seethe more fatty. Indians are the majority in tech/tech-adjacent industries because we have the talent and know-how. You're the diversity hire at this point lmao.

>>54051390

This is literally my first time checking biz today so im glad i saw it now fuck off

>>54051433
>talent and know-how.
did you miss the part where she crashed a ~$200B bank with a kindergarten tier bond purchase?

>>54051343
This is why poos are better under their draconian caste system, because the darkest ones come up with the shittiest nigger ideas, fucking KEK

>>54051343
Its freaking 2023, you could predict this shit in your sleep at this point. Its all become a mockery of itself.

>>54051433
Not the women.
At least Mindy is funny.
But they aren't smart.

>>54051343
>Work for a company that produces silver ware for restaurants
>Pivots to "data driven tech company" over the last 5 years
>Attracts tons of VC money
>Hires super cool hip woke zoomers and hipsters
>Spends tons of money on open bars, kombucha on tap, and catered lunches
>They literally had a team of people who only organized diversity and inclusion events
>Just found out via email today that their main bank is SVB and they're "reviewing the situation"
I'm so tired bros.

>>54051433
HELLO SIRS HOW IS WEATHER IN MUMBAI? HOWDIDO U HAV GOOGLE PLAY FOR MY FAMILY EAT RICE AND CURRY WITH MY SHITTING HAND?

>>54051433
I’m actually a diversity hire at an Indian company. But the indians love to obey me even when they are technically my boss

>>54051343
While this is bad it has nothing to do wit reality, the bank went down due to buying shit bonds they could later not sell due to lack of buyers.

>>54051433
good morning sers!

>>54051343
Does not matter if the bank collapses due to incompetent diversity hire, the US Government will do bailout using taxpayers funds

>>54052087
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupidtown?

>>54052148
No, they literally bought a ton of shit bonds giving low interest, and when the fed raised rates they ended up stuck with those crap bonds nobody was buying anymore.

But they did not insured these bonds against this scenario so they had nobody to sell them because why buy a bond giving 1% interest when the new bonds are giving you 4% interest.

This caused all to go to total shit at absurd speeds, other banks are proably in similar conditions tough.

That said this forced diversity shit is bad, the current us administration seems to be more retarded than ever.

I can't believe they are not openly talking about " we are fixing this during the weekend", this can spread fast.

>>54052246
Damn, sounds like their Risk officer really fucked up. I wonder who that is?

>>54051343
I think shes cute and I hope she gets a bailout, everyone deserves a second chance

I don't think I can fix this one bros. Too far gone. Also that's a man.

>>54051599

its OK dude. I work at a union shop. The people who've been here for 20 years show up to work at around 11 AM (frequently drunk or hungover) and leave typically before 2 PM, if they show up to work at all. They do the bare minimum (sometimes less), which isn't much. They can't get fired and do nothing. The company then wonders why so many young people don't stick around.

The shorter your tenure here the more you're covering shitty jobs and shifts. Frequently the newer hires have to stay well past close to get everything done so the fat lazy people can fart and drink. It's incredibly frustrating but I am keeping the job because its recession proof and we are about to get clobbered. I just have to get over being surrounded by literal leeches and doing all the work for them.

Could be worse.

>>54051599
>kombucha on tap
That's quite nice

>>54052973
how about this one

>>54051507
the talent and know-how to make everything turn to poo

>>54052993
Eh, yeah, I think a lot of jobs are like that honestly even when there’s no Union.
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>>54051390
this posts glows and reeks of cum