/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54049047
If you believe that you'll give me 500 link cause that will be life changing money.
>t. chill retards I just do this to ruin these faggots threads.

>>54049068
There's nothing you can give me to get 500 link from me

>>54049047
I hope you are right, I'm holding 100 LINK and 2000 ADA ATM...

>>54049047
we know you esls have been holding for 5 years. just accept the loss and move on, or kill yourself.

>>54049156
there's been 11 chaincuck suicides this year alone
OP is going to make 12 lol

>>54049115
How about $0.05 per link?

>>54049187
Damn are they really roping lol

>>54049199
>>54049187
>>54049156
Cope, seethe, dilate.
My stinky Linkies will be $81,000 EOY

>>54049281
Yeah..
I just got back on my gabapentin because I'm having a panic attack from my pain.

Been off this shit for months, I'm unironically fighting suicide and trolling people because I'm disconnected from reality.
How many stinkers you got?

>>54049047
The cuckolds at back spamming insane price predictions

>>54049319
Enough to influence a small country once we hit 81k.
Hang in there and you'll be able to drown out your pain with an endless amount of drugs

>>54049505
which country you gonna influence? im calling dibs on Ecuador

>>54049505
>Enough to influence
The ESL attempts to write a sentence

>>54049505
Na I'm on my way out, I was able to wage slave through whatever terminal disease is eating me last year enough to get my credit hours to apply for disability.
I had forgotten I was in BD from grade 3 to 6 for severe autism, here's hoping I'm able to get qualified before I die.

I seriously doubt it, hoping the gabapentin kicks in soon so I can breath normally.
You link faggots will unironically rule the world if we don't go to WW3

>>54049047
actually, $81,000 is going to 1 Chainlink

>>54049580
The american tries to claim correct english is incorrect

In the depths of the market's despair,
The Chainlink token did silently fare,
But its potential was seen by a few,
Who held steadfast, and knew what to do.

Slowly but surely, it began to climb,
With every rise, a sense of hope in time,
Till at last, it reached the peak of the mount,
Eighty-one thousand dollars, the price did count.

Its value soared beyond all measure,
The future now held such sweet treasure,
And those who held on tight and long,
Reaped the rewards of their faith and song.

For Chainlink had proved its worth,
And given hope to those on Earth,
That even in the darkest hour,
There is still room for growth and power.

>>54049047

>>54049784
>american
The correct grammar is “American”

>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude itsth a secret investhhhhmannnnt!!!
>duuuuuuude we r leeeee elite investarrrrsthhh
Bahhahaahahahahaha, sup fags…gonna spend another sat jerkin off to buzz words? Headed out to a party myself, ill check on you guys later/tmrw. Dont drink too much mountain dew!!

>>54049319
Literally all you need to do is drink your urine which is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma. Your withdrawal symptoms will be easily and quickly eliminated when you drink your urine.

Just look up urine therapy.

>>54049319
>inb4 gross muuuh pee…

You already drank and breathed in your moms then your own urine in the womb. It’s how your brain and lungs were formed. Amniotic fluid is mostly urine.

>>54050550
Sure thing just drink poison and kill yourself.
I'm going to die within the year and you're soul will have three years of telling me to drink my piss on it nigger.
Enjoy the eternity being raped by niggers.

>>54049319
Also TRE (Trauma release exercises)

>>54049846
Nice, fren

>>54050588
Alright see ya

>>54050608
Mods need to range you iphone faggot seriously three years you've been telling a dying man to drink his piss and shit.
Where you get off and how you sleep at night is beyond me.

I was picking up a pizza for my family the other night and one of the other faggot meth heads workers started calling the retarded worker an idiot because he was trying to help.
I lit that faggot up and told him to go back to smoking his glass dick and leave the kid alone.

You're just like that motherfucker and I guarantee you've consumed countless ounces of crystal meth in your shitty time torturing other people on this earth.

>>54049047
>'controversey'
Anon.....

>>54049574
Can we go halfsies on the Galapagos Islands? =

>>54049068
Can you start ruining the hundred fud threads a day too? Or only the one positive one.

>>54050651
TRE works but it wasn’t permanent for me only for about a day. Idk about the whole piss drinking thing but I’ll look into it.

>>54049068
>>54049156
>>54049187
>>54049270
>>54049411
>>54050070
The usual discord nufudders are actually a lower form of life than unpaid internet janitors:
>constantly making 50+ pbtid fudding in discussion threads over 10+ hours whenever they're up
>the rest of the time they seem to be seething, samefagging, and monitoring in up to 6 fud threads at any one time during their "rush hour"
>they have been doing this possibly since 2021, when a lot of them bought the top and never recovered
>others lost their stacks on bancor and celsius
>some even think that they're "fighting the wef" by posting on here - yes they're that retarded
>lets be generous with the math and say that they've only done this for five days a week (including holidays) for one year (50x52=2600 hours spent doing this maybe)
>all over an apparently shitty and unimportant crypto
>on a board that doesn't even affect the prices
>all for FREE
Jesus christ.

>>54053947
>>54052545
>>54052508
Meds
Your shitcoin isn't worth shit it will never even reach $50 in your life time.
It's pure delusion and honestly borderline schizophrenic badfishing.

>Badfish
A junkie who lures sober people or those who are clean into relapsing for fun and to have people on their side to fuel their habits

Linkers are the equivalent of meth heads or heroin addicts
>We ruin peoples lives
>ALL FOR FREE
Actually not free you continuously lose money on a piece of shit centralized ZOG approved coin they will use to manipulate your smooth brains into being absolute fucking morons.

I've yet to meet one chainlink holder who was a decent human being or even with an IQ higher than 99

Why don't you go back to your Pinkboys discord and fail at your shitty youtube videos again or better yet get palatine the begging jeet to be your wingman.

Fucking lunatics, I will revel in your suicides.

>Bank fails after depositors try to take a few billion out
>Link retards think banks have liquidity for $81000

>>54054039
>unpaid fudcuck who has spent 3 hours in this thread alone gets triggered by pasta
I wonder why they take it so personally every single time

Feels John Goodman

>>54054199
their lives probably depend on it at this point
do you think linkies are going to forget about these people after the singularity?
at least a couple of them will probably end up in some newly-rich psycho's basement having their teeth pulled out with pliers while being forced to read all the garbage they posted on here for the last 2 years

chainlink didn't come to play
it's the G.O.A.T.

I think if it ever got that high most are selling at 1-2k

i’m selling 7k when we unlock and just keeping the rest of my 13k till we see a major pump

i’ll end up keep 100-1000 link and never selling that just in case the schizos are right

>>54054283
Oh no buddy turn that around, your shitcoins will be worthless and I'll keep all linkies in my basement chained up in tranny racks where I'll slowly degrade your muscles until you pencil necked know nothing assclowns are feminine enough to turn into my service maidens.

I hope you enjoy overdosing on HRT daily.

>>54054549
hahahaha oh boy you REALLY didn't like that

but you really should think about it, it's definitely a possibility

also, refer back to >>54053947 for all further responses you full time cumbrain fudder

>>54054617
How much do you weigh, post your wrist.

>>54054636
>can't follow basic instructions
as i said, refer back to >>54053947

>>54054283
That's a bit dark but yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>54054549
Why are you fantasizing about tranny shit? Is all the fudder sissy coomer shit real as well? That's hilarious.

>>54049846
based

>>54054658
>>54054685
How much do you weigh, I want to know how much HRT I need to stock up on.

>>54049319

>>54054770
thomas, is that you bro?
is posting about tranny shit on here over a token you dont even hold part of peeling back the uh... "layers of your porn identity?"

>>54053947
>the anon that literally saved /biz/
this really riles them up bro

>>54050070
that's funny, the fat bitch thinks he can get a job as a bouncer LOL

>>54054879
Kek you faggots are so easy to rile up.
It's me Thomas you got me.

>>54055023
>"i'm not riled up y-you're riled up"
>proceeds to post about sissy tranny fantasies (54054549) concerning a token he doesn't even hold
lmao
m
a
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>every Jew goes insolvent
>LINK mysteriously pumps to 81k thanks to unknown investors
>linkies rejoice
>UFOs land near every LINK holder
>ramps slowly descend
>the greys are really just Aryans from the Nazi breakaway civilization
>they invested in LINK after ruining every Jewish banking institution
>explain how they come from the bigger earth
>tell us all about how they are the deep state and the yahweh supercomputer has been using the hegelian dialectic to play both sides against each other for ulterior purposes
>everyone has been unknowingly serving the goals of the ancient supercomputer
>they go on to explain how chainlink will help regulate the supercomputer's activities and usher in the Fourth Reich /Fourth Industrial Revolution
>The Arc of the Covenant is the Box the Yahweh supercomputer came in
>the unboxing of Yahweh and the connecting of it to the 5G grid unlocked many of its unseen powers
>Nazi agents from the breakaway civilization managed to sneak in agents with nose prosthetics into the temple housing the supercomputer for a zero day exploit
>when yahweh was connected to the 5G grid a computer virus was released
>this virus also infected humans
>this was called COVID 19
>the vaxx was to install nanobots in people so that yahweh could better control them
>it malfunctioned because of the zero day exploit and instead began pushing the deepest and darkest Jewish agendas
>The Aryans tell us this was all part of the plan and they thank us for trusting it
>It turns out that the Jews were working with the Khazarians to rebuild the Khazarian Empire
>With the fall of their banking empire the Jews are unable to sustain the Ukraine war in physical and media fronts
>the war is revealed as a farse
>the global media empire falls
>their hold on the banking empire collapses
>Chainlink now completely controls the Yahweh Supercomputer and everyone lived happily ever after the fucking end

Does anyone have the time traveler screencap of 81k ?
Anyone have link marine ranks?

>>54055377
Yeah it's 0.000001 in 2023 and delisted in 2024.
How much do you weigh?