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crash sisters, i was euphoric last night, but now im starting to think it could all be a nothing burger again. please tell me nothing will be ok monday

>> No.54044479
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>>54044460
Never bet against America.

>> No.54044483

>>54044460
it was pathetic seeing the hysteria on here. Like a bunch of fucking women. And then all the /pol/ tards flooding the board. Christ, what a shitshow

>> No.54044517

>>54044483
>/pol/ tards flooding the board
you are talking about all the discord trannies spamming chudjak threads non-stop?

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>>54044460
It's a nothingburger, the Oligarchs shriek with the rising interest rate

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>>54044483
Lol this you just know that it is a nothingburger when /pol/turds start to flood the board like the immigrants they hate so much. Betting against /pol/ is always a safe move because /pol/tards are always wrong, sometimes even multiple times about the same topic (corona).

>> No.54044587

>>54044460
Sex...
With Satania...

>> No.54044605

>>54044576
I cringed at your post.
/pol/ is not one person.
The Airborne AID's Hysteria is the same crap /biz/ does when they see a red candle. It's been fire and brimstone for DAYS now. Even though it's a confirmed nothingburger.

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>>54044605
>/pol/ is not one person.
I know but you mostly get the same few "red pilled" answers when you talk with a /pol/tard so it feels like you always talk with the same person.

>> No.54044656

>>54044460
Regional banks are the next dominos to fall.

>> No.54044664

>>54044633
Fair enough. I assume half the posters are bots, or so similar to bots I can lump them in as bots on any board.

>> No.54044671

>>54044479
this, yuropoors will be reminded

>> No.54044679

>>54044460
It's a nothingburger. I stopped being a doomer when I realized how retarded it is to think America could ever fail.

>> No.54044684

>>54044605
>/pol/ is not one person.
Effectively it is, though. They all sing from the same hymn book like braindead zombies.

>> No.54044691

>>54044671
obsessed

>> No.54044810

>>54044684
No they don't.
The 3 largest factions are commies, anarchists, and fascists. The 4th honorary mentions faction that rarely appears but is very educated is the Monarchy faction.
The problem is the constant brigading on the board from discord groups. There hasn't been a non-psychotic discussion in years.

>> No.54044838

>>54044460
No one will allow a bank to fail lol look at 2008. This is all a easy scoop for the big fish

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can you faggots take this bickering about /pol/ somewhere else
i want to know about the crash happening monday

>> No.54044860

>>54044679
America is already failing. The signs are all around you. This is a sinking ship both economically and morally.

>> No.54044883

>>54044860
as opposed to, let me guess.....
CHINA
lmao

>> No.54044996

>>54044883
both china and russia seem to be on the upswing, yes

>> No.54045036

>>54044576
YWNBAW

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>>54044996
>China and Russia are on the upswing
>Their non-western state controlled media told me so
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

>> No.54045392

It really depends on how many banks yoloed all their reserve requirement money away the second they set it to 0%.
Considering it could be argued that -not- yolo ing the money into investments would be leaving profit on the table and thus fiscally irresponsible for share holders, im gonna say all of them.

>> No.54045417

>>54045392
>Considering it could be argued that -not- yolo ing the money into investments would be leaving profit on the table and thus fiscally irresponsible for share holders, im gonna say all of them.
exactly. it would literally be illegal to keep any reserves lol

>> No.54045441

>>54045392
Some of those banks stayed true to their Jewish and/or European roots anon, the real roots. So no, not all the banks are fish out of water. Some of them are dancing as we speak waiting for the illiterates to crash.

>> No.54045461

>>54045441
>Some of those banks stayed true to their Jewish and/or European roots anon, the real roots
uh, what

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>>54044996

>> No.54045529

>>54044483
I agree. I think there's nothing cringier than a stickied "habbening" biz. All the fucking doomer poorfags come out of the woodworks, saying "it's over wahhh" to get a tiny bit of excitement and sense of superiority from their boring, pathetic, faggoty lives.

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>>54044460
im orgasmic becaues my haircomb liquidity stayed stacked

>> No.54045549

>>54045461
You put the foolish banks on the hook to your bank.
The market flinches slightly, they collapse, you take their shit.

>> No.54045555

>>54044483
Always bet against /pol/cels unless you hate making money. It's frankly that simple.

>> No.54045557

>>54045441
What was it, 1/3 invest, 1/3 cash, 1/3 asset?

>> No.54045566

>>54044460
the only 'happening' will be your tax dollars bailing out a jewish bank run by niggers and women, so techniggers can reclaim their deposits and continue to ruin the world with gay dating apps for HIV+ 8 year olds.

>> No.54045603

>>54045557
Yeah, nothing has changed. We just had 2 decades of insane inflation, and everybody simply adjusted to it. The old split still works, it just worked less well in the clown economy. The clown economy is ending.

>> No.54045607

>>54044860
No, the worst thing you could ever do is bet against America. This will all blow over in about 2 weeks time.