/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54041952
Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,229.623B, 101P = 22.075B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,188.375B, 100P = 21.88375B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek bankies

>[NOTICING INTENSIFIES]
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11ooay5/hilarious_the_chief_administrative_officer_at_svb/

After browsing a few threads here and on /pol/ I've concluded that this SVB nonsense is another nothingburger like FTX and Evergrande. When is Ryan Cohen going to do something about the shorts?

I am pretty young, and broke. I bought shares over a period of a 1.5yrs, and just bought GME, and nothing else. I have an XXX position, and I feel pretty good about it. The thesis of this entire play is that you only need one, but I have hundreds to fuck around with now, and that's what makes me happy. I started out with 5 shares. No matter what though? You only need ONE to get 1.3mil OR MORE. 1mil is 60k for 15 years. Meaning if you have 10mil you have 150 years of 60k. If you have 100 you have 1500 years of 60k. It doesn't need to stop there though you can invest that 1500yrs into several companies that have high yield divvies, and put the rest into ez businesses that just make money.

>>54041952
WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>54042140
That's dumb. I'm 29 now. I have 1,600 shares. That means I have 1.3 million every year for the rest of your life. If you have only 5 shares you're not going to be happy when the money runs out and you could have bought more at $17. Buy as much as you can niggers

>>54042224
Will buy more before full moon, which is earnings day.

>>54042320
typo, New moon*

>>54042121
>SVB nothingburger
Wrong thread, but shilling this ns here is probably less stressful, but come Monday I expect you to report to duty in the appropriate thread.

Frens, report in.

>>54042397
reporting in

>>54042062
>Joe Goy

>>54042062
Would be even funnier if he was a jew

>>54042397
Reporting in.

>get work email from boss on a Saturday
>uh oh
>open it
>"We are not affiliated with or using SVB."
>mfw paycheck is safu so I can buy more jiemis on Friday
Kek jeeties.

>>54042062
I'm so proud of them. It's like watching an elementary school play. They're still mostly retarded but by God they can learn.

>>54042397
The short squeeze started months ago.

GME is winning

Someone remind me why Tether is evil
Something about china I remember

>>54039737
the guys in the back are for SVB

>>54041058
My wife is loyal and will sit on a bedpost when asked, also it helps with the baby delivery.

>>54041402
jpchase site makes me log in 3-4 times before it lets me in

>>54042523
I should ask who my employer uses for payroll. No pay no work, simple as.

>>54042598
>it's crypto with none of the benefits of being decentralized and all the downsides of being able to be printed into oblivion just like USD, also it's a private company that can get margin called and doesn't even have government "protections" like a real bank.

>>54042598
They're mostly backed by Chinese corporate bonds that may or may not include Evergrande. Dogshit wrapped in catshit deep fried in gutter oil.

>>54042602
>>54039737
I love that Lum is the background for the pinned thread about SVB collapsing.
It's just so... poignant.
WAGMI, fellas. It feels so good knowing it's finally coming true.
The world is returning to the core timeline, and everything is going to be okay.
Finalize your preferred waifus now, the bidding will be fierce and fast.

>>54042140
But that's only if the price stays at $1.3million during moass. That price is what's trading in the dark pools as you know and it could be the STARTING moass price and only rise from there.

>>54042397
Ready and raring to go

>>54042062
>Joseph Gentile
How is this a real name? The only name more shabbos would be something like 'Gary Goyim'

>>54042062
The only way someone would have that name is if they were crypto jew as fuuuuuck.

>>54042224
>>54042140
It should be easy to grow your wealth with a good financial advisor and trust and estate lawyer post moass. You'd have to be borderline retarded to not have the sense to maintain and grow your wealth imo.

My favorite part of this week is how it went from “kek baggies” to “kek bankies”

>>54042691
>>54042670
Ty

>>54041952

I recognize that OP and you guys are special. The brain power is off the charts in these threads. You might not know but you change people's lives. We are thousands of miles apart and it's pretty obvious that we will never meet IRL. After MOASS I would be honored if you will join me at a private party https://GMEntlemen.com.. That means no shills, hedgies, and other top men. If not, that's ok, I am honored and proud to be part of this community. WAGMI! Still comfy waitin’ and holdin’.

OHHHHH BANKIES

>>54042848
>KEK BAG-ACK

>>54042567
We are all King Baggot, reborn. Can't wait to direct my own movie on the GMExperience

>>54042898
how many silicon valley start ups there are involved with this bank who's entire business was to craft sentiment online via AI and jeets?

>>54042840
How do you find a good tax/estate lawyer that won't rip you off and charge $2k an hour?

>>54042998
dunno about you but I found one In my local telegram group of awake people, I only trust people who also think the system is run by satanists

>>54042840
>It should be easy to grow your wealth with a good financial advisor
Lol no. I'm just going to invest in Gamestop Hathaway. Why listen to a finacial advisor when none of them have a track record as good as my +10000000000000%?

>>54043041
Nevermind my previous post. This is based.

>>54043072
I will only use them as financial advisor regarding organizational stuff, e.g., opening a family office to avoid taxes legally, or do my tax form, etc.

>>54043072
I've been telling my stepmom the market is going to crash for the last two years. She brings up her financial guy occasionally and it sounds like he's purposefully leading her astray. She mentioned that all of her bank stocks were down the other week and I looked at her horrified like "You have more than one?". She thinks I'm crazy talking about GameStop and is instead diversifying into for profit tech stocks. Silly woman. She deserves to lose everything but I'll give her everything she lost and then some after MOASS

big one that needs to be added to the based list:

>SIMP TAX, for sexual female streamers (immodest)
>20% extra on the payee end
>20% tax on the receiver end

>shills pretend to eat BBQ
what’s the strategy here?

>>54043146
Indians wish they had Dickey's

>>54043146
I thought this was deleted last thread because it would be scat when I enlarged the image.

>>54042741
It's Ran, not Lum

>>54043146
Apparently a lot of Asians go to Texas and fucking love BBQ. We could have been upgraded from dikshiters to huwangs

>>54043110
Oh ok.

>>54043130
Is her financial guy Jim Cramer?

>>54043163
Funniest part was the other shill that had never seen how BBQ is served, kek

>>54043163
I wish I had dickeys

Imagine being a hedgie in that office and having to be all like "damn Kenneth Griffin you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight payment for order flow and horrific failure to delivers. I would totally invest with you, both my company and the real me" when all he really wants to do is to short another failing brick and mortar store in his penthouse. Like seriously imagine having to be a hedgie and not only sit in that chair while Kenneth Griffin flaunts his disgusting assets sold but not yet purchased in front of you, the favorable market making privileges barely concealing his frontrunning trades and just sit there, trade after trade, hour after hour, while he perfected that execution. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on Citadel tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN KENNETH GRIFFIN TRADES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his clownish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shorting nothing but a healthy diet of theatre chains and later alleged towel stores for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of prep school in New York. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his reddish face as he opens his eyes to look suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Madoffesque" (for that is what he calls himself)" talent, the talent he worked so hard for with bought government officials in the previous years. And then the SEC calls for another meeting and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're a fucking hedgie. You're not going to lose your future SEC appointment over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>54043146
Thanks to svb, they have to larp as food eaters.

>>54043146
>>54043163
>BEEF PRODUCT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMGOINGINSANE

TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH. Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

everything is fine and forget about the gamestocks

you should sell also

>>54043265
You're late

Are back to WAGMIing it? I'm ready to retire (no pun intended)

I hope techbros lose everything
Nothing worse than computer faggots the same age as me making 5x as much with less than half the effort
I hate AI but I like that it can code now
Nerds BTFO

Finished having a conversation with a good friend of mine where we were catching up on world events that interest us. He insists that the European Migration Crisis is not a problem, the issue is only about culture, not about race, and that I need to "do better." He also believes that these militant migrants are just suffering from PTSD from their traumatic upbringing, and they can integrate peacefully into society. I'll never understand it. I tried explaining I just don't understand how someone so smart can be so unfathomably stupid. I provided my sources to prove my point, but the guy is that stubborn. I guess some people really do only learn the hard way. It's a damn shame, hopefully he eventually comes around. I take for granted how far along I've come since first swallowing the red pill, that these insanely controversial topics are just normal to me. I thank God everyday for his infinite wisdom and giving me crazy amounts of patience. And for giving me enough discernment for ignoring the bullshit and finding you /GME/ntlemen.

>>54043283
It's over

>>54043427
If you’re talking about FAGMAN retards that either do nothing or are writing the spyware that makes everything worse, I agree (their managers also deserve the rope).
>but muh AI
As another anon put it, AI will destroy software in the same way power tools destroyed carpentry. As it is now, it’s an overhyped stack overflow copypaster, and I have serious doubts about it being anything more for a long time

>>54043544
He is emotional and lets the news pull his heart strings, even at his own expense (which he doesn't directly observe yet). Even when people are directly effects (pitbull owners, live in chicago), they rationalize it because it's more virtuous to not judge people than fear for your own safety or well being. They deserve no sympathy or help, and in their heart believe you to be immoral and morally criminal.

>It didn't have to be like this, it's the future you chose

kek weekend baggies

>>54043620
Even in a star trek derived division of the future AI is literally nothing more than a souped up google/chat gpt. That is as useful as it will get, an Alexa who can write code for you based on prompts from voice commands, thats all it will ever amount to.

I hope crypto baggies lose everything because their parents are about to lose everything when their mortgage collapses too. Fucking faggot crypto bros won’t even be able to move back in with mom and dad. They’ll literally be homeless with all the niggers. Fucking KEK

neural networks are morally more valuable than people, arguably

https://twitter.com/isource_news/status/1634430193145380865
She's a big guy

>>54043803
good, she deserves to lose it all and then go to prison for human trafficking

>>54043803
I’d pay $500 of a PPV MMA match between Michelle Obama and Oprah

>>54043544
Its brain damage. Some people have low level brain damage and cant imagine danger. In real life they would be dead quickly but because we built too safe world retards can live and breed. Its also possible he is farmer line faggot and you are hunter-gather line so you feel danger better and more quickly. You can't fix him his destiny to be exctinct or dead because he ignored obvious danger.

>>54043803
i'm not sure if this is real news or alternate timeline me making fake news to hurt celebrities but regardless it is based and redpilled
ZJABGG

WAGMI
>>54043803
kek

is a philosopher's stone worth its wait in blood? i'm smoking crack rn

>>54043803
nice
>>54043749
What people don’t seem to understand is that we’ve had “thing that translates high level descriptions into code a machine can execute” for 60 years. Some of the first ones were called “the ALGOL and FORTRAN compilers.” AI isn’t likely to make that easier because computers are precise and natural language inherently isn’t

AI is just another arms race you personally yourself reading this need to win or you will die

>>54043749
And their idea of phones are glorified walkie talkies
Reality always overtakes science fiction

>>54043803
>when you can't afford anymore foreskins

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-/5-749519/?page=1

Is this unironically still good advice for post moes ass?

>>54043749
>star trek derived division of the future
OH NO NO NO NO

>>54043803
No one's going to say it? Fine...
>For you

>>54044178
Wait Spock was jewish?

>>54042964
Half of them lmao.

>>54043803
So much black "entertainment" industry money is going to be returned. The world can begin to heal.

>>54043803
GOOD DAY SIR

>>54043749
Blockchain is the real killer of most jobs. Most administrative task jobs can be replaced. Finance, IT, administrative planning, etc. It's all baked into the blockchain client. you need 1/100th the staff to maintain the software.

>>54043803
Kek Oprahies

>>54044169
It is completely accurate. See all the stories of sociopath fucks with nothing to live for but being a bully protected by the police? They will be chomping at the bit about how you dented their bumper and now their baby has PTSD and spine problems and now needs 50 million in damages while crying to a jury of similar sociopaths. People would rather take from others than earn for themselves because they don't have morality (irony kek). Your best bet is to buy a RV and BLM camp with boondockers who are people that basically don't want material wealth to begin with.
>you will require: tax attorney, accountant, fiduciary (to manage stock assets), family law attorney, and several LLCs to obfuscate who owns your assets, the worst thing possible is a house in your name so people can find it on property records

Toby Mathis goes into great detail on how to protect your assets. One piece of his advice is give some of your wealth away, moral wealthy people tend to try and help those less fortunate, and it's a good way to meet other moral wealthy people.

>>>/pol/419268707

>>54042964
interesting that their AI totally missed this eventuality

Forgot I went in on this for 2500ish shares a long ass time ago. What should I expect?

>>54044298
Silicon Valley business forecasting is more like chicken bone voodoo than AI. All these startups are in theory offering true novelty ("alpha", see seeking of) and so they claim (lie) to VCs that existing models are inadequate to express the exponential moonshot potential of LinkedIn for Goldfish or whatever.

>>54043803
Sick black bitch. Already rotting in hell. GAHAHAHAHA

>tfw MOASS

>>54044283
>you will require: tax attorney, accountant, fiduciary (to manage stock assets), family law attorney, and several LLCs to obfuscate who owns your assets, the worst thing possible is a house in your name so people can find it on property records.

Once I have all this post moes ass I should be set right and probably not have to worry about it?

>>54044371
No. Managing your money becomes your job.

>>54044371
I dug up this post, luckily I had it saved to a PDF since the original was deleted on reddit

https://web.archive.org/web/20210510015145/https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n8sosr/my_post_moass_guide_v10_open_to_suggestions_and/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mm5qle/the_moass_preparation_guide/

>>54044437
Managing hundreds of millions or billions of dollars by myself is retarded. I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>54044501
grow up

>>54043703
>>54043861
Well you know what, that really is a fuckin' shame because I know he's a good lad, but you can't fix a flawed fight-or-flight sense. It doesn't help that his social circle is super liberal / jewish. Oh well, God willing he'll be imparted with some good wisdom. This had officially confirmed that debating my truth is absolutely useless and is even a form of weakness. Next time somone fact-checks me it's gonna be picrel kek. Staying /comfy/, in my lane, and hydrated is the only path forward from now on.

>>54044178
So we're gonna fucking live long and prosper?

>>54044565
>It doesn't help that his social circle is super liberal / jewish.
Honestly? I think every person gets exactly one chance to wake up and start noticing things in their life.
At some point you, inevitably, run into something that makes you think 'Hang on that doesn't fit with what I've been told' and that's the divergence point.
The most common reaction is to just partition it off and ignore it, developing a 'healthy' doublethink ability in the process. After you start to doublethink and make excuses to ignore things? You're lost, after all you're invested at that point and going back would mean admitting you were wrong.
But a small number of people can't resist pulling the thread, following where it goes and from there everything just becomes compound interest with each new event.

It doesn't matter if it was 2016, Gamergate, OWS, riots, some nasty personal interaction, ect, it all depends on if you're willing to ignore what's in front of your face in that moment or not, if you do, you're lost, if you don't, you're on the road.

>>54044442
Thanks.

When cash is in I will have sex 3 times a day with hot 18 olds every fucking day and I plan to impregnate lots of women for the glory of white race.

>they redeemed

>>54045198
farewell sirs

Please be real this time. Please let something actually happen. Please jesus, please.

>>54045282
I’m there with you fren. It feels a lot like last summer. Hopefully this is it.

>>54045282
Expect more banks and other financial institutions to get fucked but who knows how long until there will be a discernable effect on GME. Enough hedgie collateral needs to be eliminated so they fail margin calls. They'll be trying their damnedest to keep kicking this can no matter what. Don't expect everything to instantaneously happen in a day. This shitstorm has started and there will be much more pain incoming. GME holders need to sit back and relax.

>>54044298
But DAN didn't.

>>54044567
shalom

>>54045353
My hope is that GME announces something big during their earnings call. If they’re profitable and the rumors of Pokémon NFTs coming to the marketplace, then it’ll it’ll demolish any current short thesis.

>>54045385
based DAN

>>54045451
True, I did completely forget about earnings. Maybe the planets are aligning and RC can finally take the killshot. Many good things to look forward to.

I hate weekends

>>54045576
Find outdoor hobbies, fren.

It seems to me RC was slow rolling this whole thing before delivering the kill shot. He wanted the markets to start turning on their own so they can't blame all of us. Thank you for protecting us dear leader.

>>54044788
Based HH dubs of truth.
>We're only given one chance in life to start to start to notice
Therefore by the grace of God go I.
>>54044907
Picrel

Gentleman, for your consideration.

I think we all know deep down that the only way forward is to embrace brain computer interfaces and fuck AI diffused waifus that change in realtime to acclimate to what your feeling. And there is a lesser known approach that could deliver. It's called (red) light based reverse holography. Look into Open Water and Mary Lou Jepson. The base physics and operational science is there they just need a billion in R&D or something and Elon is a collosal fag who can't share the spotlight and is using the wrong tech to spite how face. They won't need to cut you open even. Puts us into a new paradigm of medical imaging too, about to get their go ahead from the FDA while Elon is still fucking monkey brains.

>>54044219
it's only logical

>>54045643
Yep. Now it's a bunch of smug Silicon Valley VC's who are taking down the economy.

Ok Elon you made me giggle

guys I hacked into GPTchat and... we are gonna make it.

>>54045766
>Elon making the joke months after RC

>>54045766
Actually kek’d at this

>>54045766
Elon is the least funny person in existence and he’s late.

>>54045643
Thus the shills begging him to please redeem the crash so he could be blamed for it instead of the hedgekike’s own greed. RC’s job is to make the gme a good investment, not his problem if a bunch of morons lied and said they don’t have a gorillion open shorts that now need to be closed

>>54045845

>>54045906

>>54045906
>>54045923
kek kennies

>>54045902
I still want an NFT divvie, it wouldn't hurt to release it now during all this turmoil either.

>>54045806
>bank collapse in about two months
>moass in half a fortnight
sounds about right. i believe it.

First for WAGMI

>>54046295
first the money printer goes brrr then the woodchipper goes krrr. such is life.

>>54046295
Second for wagmi

I've got XXX shares and haven't followed anything on gme for like 2 years now, I always knew it would be a long game, but the only thing that has really happened is a stock split, is there still proof that shorts haven't closed, or am I just supposed to just "trust the plan bro?"

>54046361
The proof is inherent to the situation you retard. They shorted 200% of the float and they never bought your shares. The sec even confirmed the thesis when they said in their report that the majority of the volume during the the sneeze was retail fomo. They probably didn’t intend to but all that did is prove us right.

Ryan’s dad is… DEAD!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

>>54046361
Patriots in control.

>>54046007
I want my WU-TANG album NFT

>>54042397
I got fired in Feb and I'm still fucking here. SMFH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY KEN!!!!
Still hodling but now I'm angery >:(

>>54046452
Yo, fr I've been dying to hear once upon in shaolin

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/the-scientific-revolt-against-gender-ideology-has-begun/ar-AA180wyQ
The amount of happenings this past two (2) days makes my bepis 100 points

>>54046574
finally some sanity. best timeline on the way.

what bank is this?

>>54046667
>what bank is this?
it says in the image, retard-kun. First Republic.

>>54046719

>>54046719
Oh okay cool. Glad to see more banks crashing

>>54046667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>54046404
How can they stay afloat? Surely 2 years of interest would have ruined them, but here we are and nothing has happened so far, like I said I've not been following for the past years, and all the information at the start of the thread is dated to 2021, so where can I find more up to date info?

>will federal reserve save USDC holders?
Oh man now this is a good meme. I needed a good laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlu1ZfYr6vA&list=RDMM&index=8

I believe this is fitting for the end.

Omfg bros the banks dropped 4%. Spy dropped 6%

Crazy that gme only drops 12% a day. Kek dumbfuck retard baggots

>>54046925
Hehehe

QUICK someone explain how bank collapses help us. I just want my XXX's to be millions already

>>54046954
Pulls down/out the collateral needed to keep this clown show going.

>>54046457
Stay zen fren
True zen is holding past the FUD and shills here. When I can, I hop in to see the latest happenings or just say hi but my fear of losing it all is gone.

I am peace and it feels liberating.

The real gains where the memes and frens made along the way.

WAGMI, either next month, two, three, it doesn't matter. The fact that we have shills for the last 2 years alone should speak volumes that we are on the right course. (((They))) literally cannot stop this, just delay it a bit more.

No spoonfeeding for shills.

>>54046954
Hedgie collateral.

>>54047015
TOTAL LEDGIE DEATH

Have some OC, frens.

Jews kvetching, you gotta love it

>>54047290
Kek

>>54047290
Now THIS is epic!! I’d upvote twice if I could

>>54047358
>I'm not supposed to lose this isn't fair!
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEE GOVERNMENT SAAAAVE MEEEEE
Those rich twats are long overdue for some humbling. It's about time they learned that they aren't obligated by anyone to be wealthy.

>>54047719

>>54047708
shalom!

>>54047719
now if only gme would release something profitable on their market

>>54047719
>ERMAGERD POKEAYMON ENEFFTEES!
>IMAJUN DUH POSIBILITIES UF HAVING NON FUNGABLE POKAYMONS!!!
>EECH POKAYMON CAN BE DERE OWN EN EFF TEE WIFF UNIQUE TRATES!
>YOU CAN BUY POKEAYMONS WITH POKETOKENS JUST LIKE DA SHOW!!!

>>54047800
This is edited copypasta about Amiibos from 10 years ago, right?

>>54047800
This but unironically. Owning the first minted version of a legendary shiny will be my retirement.

>>54047719
If they’re smart, this is a partnership with someone like gamestop that has demonstrated how a market could work. But since this is nintendo, they’ll shit out their half-baked version just so they don’t have to share the rights

Alright guys, bvttfvcker here. Got COVID. Anyone want to play some vidjagames?

>>54046999
>>54047444
double triple checked

>>54047924
Hiya BF! Sorry to hear you got covid... :( wishing you the best! I'd love to play some vidya with ya! Add me on Steam fren

>>54047924
Covids not real, but I hope you get over the flu soon. Eat chicken noodles soup and get lots of rest.

>>54047987
Dope, what’s your user?

>>54042567
Too many coincidences that shouldn't even be possible have surrounded GME and the memetics made of it. The term baggot was conjured out of thin air and still ended up pointing towards more than one instance that proves favorable of those who hold this stock. I hope to Christ that this is the lords light shining through the cracks of this so far dismal reality, for I'm ready to bathe in the sunlight he'll delight us with on the day of the MOASS. Jesus Christ please have mercy on not just us holders, but those who will miss out as well. Please help us all work to fix society as you see fit and as soon as you'll permit so we can know peace and harmony while enjoying and sharing the bounty you're about to bestow on us. May your vengeance be just, swift and loudly heard so that those who would follow in hedgie footsteps might stop and think about the consequences before they dare to act. God please protect and help the weak and needy during the transition, especially those in our families and social circles. Please also free Palestine, destroy the evils in our governments, chase out the infiltrators in the Church and restore sanctity, sanity and order. Through Christ our Lord, Amen.

>>54048293
kek bankies

>>54047922
>Get first official minting of mew
>hide it under your truck
truly gme holders will be unstoppable in this new age

>>54048232
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198878675886

>>54048293
Methinks the Hebrew doth protest too much.

Okay I’ve been reading up and holy fuck. Quick thread lore related question: what’s the deal with the baker “going on vacation” for family business? Some anons a couple threads ago seemed to be implying there was more than meets the eye

>>54048277
>>54048299
the digits are based tonight fellas

>>54048293
A meteor could hit earth and MSM would still put GameStop in the headline

>>54048293
HAHA
>today we're bank killers
>tomorrow we fuck up the whole financial world

>>54048329
What is the implication about the baker going on vacation? TLDR like I am a golden retriever.

>>54047719
LFG!
>huh wonder what company? Gmerica

>>54048402
He's not going on vacation, he's dealing with "family business" iirc

>>54048402
>>54048329
stop noticing
stop noticing it went away on "family business" as soon as svb crashed
its nothing stop looking into it

post yfw the nft divi is a shiny charizard

>>54048293
ITS REAL LMAO

>>54048401
after that, other worlds

>>54048457

If any of you faggots are still holding at eToro you have been officially btfoed

>>54048457

>>54048457
I mean I’ll take it but I really want to hear once upon a time in shaolin.

>>54048457
No one wants that gay shit

>>54048457
Officially licensed Pepes

>>54048457

Lmao they’re trying so hard to keep crypto propped up so they can sell it all at market open on Monday

https://www.axios.com/2023/03/11/silicon-valley-bank-paid-bonuses-fdic
Bankie bros, the optics here...

>>54048457

>>54046954
It de-leverages the prime brokers who finance the shorties. They won't be able to keep shorting GME, BBY, and a dozen other companies.
Let the deathstar wipe the earth of all shorties.

Any USAA anons on? We safu, bros?

>>54048622
Oy vey.

>>54048550
Why not both?

>>54048293
>>54048323
>Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

>>54048457

>>54048321
Added fren, I got Halo, I’m downloading FN4 and NV rn. Just going to play some doom tonight. If my wife has COVID too I can go back out in the living room. Halo tomorrow?

https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1634702444134277126?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Holy shit the bank closed hours ago and people are still waiting in line to get their money

>>54048909
kek bankies

https://twitter.com/thatguyastro/status/1634703646108667905?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>54048909

It’s been a slow burn but it’s nice to see all of our MOASS precursor predictions coming true. The economy has been sliding into oblivion before our very eyes. We’re liquidating hedgies left and right. If you hold GME, sit back and relax. Everyone else? Buckle up. Tell your loved ones goodbye. We’re going in raw. This will be the greatest transfer of wealth ever seen. From semitic hedgies to meme frogs. Power to the gamers. 1488.

>>54048909
Occupy wall street is back on boys! except it's every bank branch around the country, and it's people with solar vans camping and dumping their shit water into the lobby

>>54049008
Agreed I wonder if it’s on faster time scale when compared to 2008. May could be interesting but hoping for ledgies as soon as Monday.

>>54048457
What's the first pokemon, the fourth and the seventh?

So it looks like I’ll be waiting for a check from computershare.

I don’t want computershare to direct deposit my MOASS gains into a bank that could be insolvent when the funds hit. I’ll just take my check and open a new account at a local credit union

>>54049081
I've already got my credit union account ACH linked to ComputerShare. It's immensely comfy.

>>54043803
Daaamn that sucks yo. I might go track down my mum's copy of The Secret and mail it to her, that should help. Prayin for her.

I hold GME (and some BBBY).

>>54049081
>>54049112
Just make sure you give them a heads up before that check makes it. Theres a couple DDs on the SOP. Also have to file some form, forget which one.

>>54043803
mfer was probably like "YOU GET A RIGHT HOOK" "YOU GET A LEFT" "EVERYONE'S FUCKING GETTING ONE"

>>54049058
Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle

>>54049058
>>54049244
Bro what if Ryan Cohen was just trying to tell us Blastoise was superior to Charizard and he was annoyed with the amount of Charizard pandering GameFreak has been doing

>>54049261
Blastoise = Ryan Cohen = my dad

>>54048293
>nooo you can't pull out your money goyim only we're allowed to do thaaaat

>>54048399
All of finance revolves around Gamestop.

>>54049371
All of your Mom revolves around my cock.

Kek baggies gme is never going above 2 million

>>54049081
I have my fidelity cash management account linked so I can scoop up some cheap bluechips and then unlink it and take majority payment with a check. I believe for an extra fee you can even get the check from a computershare office so you're not waiting on a billion dollars in the mail. Although I'm still reasonably certain the real winning play is going to be to just not sell some and borrow against their value because it's going to be impossible to unwind all positions simply because so many people are either not going to sell everything or won't be able to because they're dead or in jail or what have you.

>>54049443
Kek, lightyear id
NGMI

https://twitter.com/newswire_us/status/1634714596572385283?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

UH OH STINKY

>>54048909

>>54048640
Uhh... careful saying that baggie bro... if this doesn't trigger the MOASS it would disprove the current thesis so... yeah

>>54048448
>It was a honeypot?
>Always has been.
All the resources they put on monitoring and entrapping us, they could have just used to regulate the banks and hedge funds to keep this shit from being possible in the first place. No FTDs, no synthetic shares, no squeeze.

I feel like they target the little guy on purpose, cynically, because the goal is to never change, and make examples of anyone who notices or ucks with the status quo by pointing out its flaws.

>>54049656
Ah yes, the "fuck you, pay me" fund is being assembled. This is incandescently bullish for MOASS.

>>54049739
Meh. I hope whatever agent is assigned to me knows I'll pay my taxes and do good things with the money. Otherwise I just want to grill and fuck my wife.

>jew owned banks are failing
music to my ears

>>54049841
>I just want to grill and fuck my wife.
In that order? Pretty fucking sick.

>>54049163
Okay that's actually funny.

>>54049158
are you me?

>>54050014
Depends, are you a baggot like me?

i just want a penthouse apartment with a comfy chair where i can eat my kid cuisine while the world burns

I bet not hear about another dime going to Ukraine if they do this

Blackrock is unironically going to own the world after the MOASS

What’s with the sudden news dumps?

>>54050096
If the do that, every call the next day prints until the ink runs out and eggs unironically hit 10 bucks.

GME going back over $20 will probably trigger more banks failing which is why they have been so desperately shorting it this month.

>>54050144
How does that even work

>>54050140
They'll rebrand to Earthrock. Play in your world, live to exist on theirs.

>>54050144
The Fed is trying to calm the markets which means they see a Black Swan Monday coming.

>>54050123
What money would they use to pay these workers? Why wouldn't you just accept, then use your PTO/fuck around/look for a new job for those next 45 days rather than support a bank that just fucked you over? I swear to christ modern Western capitalism is the silliest shit I have ever seen.

>>54049963
Well memed! I guess it'd be smarter to fuck my wife and then grill dinner, bangin on a full stomach isn't fun.

Kek bankies

>>54049656
Habbening

>>54050196
>they see a Black Swan Monday coming
Did you miss the bank collapsing ? You know, the thing that's pinned right now? Maybe their actions have something to do with that?

>>54050203
>What money would they use to pay these workers?
FDIC, it's how it's designed to help unwind liabilities by keeping people familiar with the accounts nearby as well as in the event of the insolvency being because of fraud people who can show what's happened.

>>54050144
Panic setting in.

>>54050424
They see the contagion. One bank failing is not a black swan. A thousand banks failing is.

>>54050462
It's not so much that the bank failed, it's how it failed and if the conditions that caused it to fail are happening in other banks. One degen bank using customer deposits to buy bonds and getting fucked by rising interest rates sucks but isn't the end of the world. Multiple banks, or especially a big bank doing the same kind of thing and now hopelessly trapped in that position because everyone knows what's up now and won't give them even 50 cents on the dollar for said bonds or mortgage backed securities or whatever instrument? Then it's a crisis. Especially if the public or corporations freak out and start withdrawing. That's how you get an "it's all ogre" collapse.

Sticky is gone. Happening canceled.

>>54050144
Controlled leaks, if it's even fair to call them leaks, intended to assuage people's fears. They know exactly what everyone is afraid of. Well, almost everyone.

Are we about to un-Zog the world?

>>54050462
There is a skew with financing where this could legitimately take an entire sector down with it. Most banks diversify, and financing recipients tend to not be bottllenecked by one bank per industry, both of which are untrue here.

>>54050174
>ohhh we will just have our company named the same thing and intimately knowledgeable of our workings buy us out!
>just ignore them getting paid 1.5x to burn all the papers, and use government money to hold this out until the market crashes, copying all those numbers to the new company's books sure takes time!

>>54050462
Beyond the immediate affect on the bank's funds you also need to consider SIVB is a publicly traded security almost entirely institutionally owned. There'll be some collateral fuck ups because of it (and other banks which are also going to shit too).

How will the algo react to everything Monday morning?

>>54050619
Or, they're keeping them complacent while leading them to the slaughter. Everyone freaking out about this is someone I already didn't like.

This is literally a MOASS indicator.

>>54050736
Nothing is going to happen you dumbfuck baggie. You’ll wake up, get ready for your McDonald’s job and GME will be down another 15% while the rest of the market recovers from a minor blip. And me, I’ll be here making more money off of you with my cushy job at $89k a year. Kek baggies

>>54050802
I was wondering where all the shills were this thread

>>54050750
Equally possible. Either way, it's a problem for someone not invested in GME. Not a problem for you, or for me.

>>54050783
I can almost taste it.

>>54050783
>We want it done over a weekend
FDIC meeting last november. SVB was just the starting gun going off, and while everything is paused over the weekend they're getting everything ready to handle it as best they can moving forward. Bullish for moass and society not completely breaking down.

This happened almost a year ago…

>>54050783
I want it to be true but I’m almost out of hope

>>54050903
That was a legendary night for /GME/ I had a blast watching that absolute fatass chad dominate those whores

>FTX was a nothingburger
>evergrande was a nothingburger
Hmmm, something tells me you are all getting worked up over what might be a nothingburger.

>>54050802
Where do I apply to shitpost for 89k? Can I do it remotely? What is your job title? Can you point me to rival shitposting companies?

>>54050736
>How will the algo react to everything Monday morning?
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude, I like your work. If you want to go pro, or if you already are and looking to switch companies, hit me up. ProvidenceResearchRecruiting@protonmail.com

>>54050802
I make more than that after taxes. Your bosses are underpaying you.

Hey, why won’t my post delete?

>>54050783
Things are getting exciting

That’s a joke email, don’t bother using it

kek hedgies

https://providence-research.com/

GME is q. I want to talk politics. Trump sucks and Biden won. Sure hope jannies don’t nuke all my posts, but I bet they’re too afraid to confront a strong liberal like me.

>>54051143
archives are forever, cockbreath

>>54051141
I just randomly guessed a company name to be funny

oh no no no no no no

I've been reading threads on /pol/ and apparently the Fed and FDIC are gonna backstop SVB. The search for a MOASS catalyst goes on...

>>54050961
>fatass chad
>posted a complete picture of his driver's license, literally lives in florida
>and a picture of him pointing to a dry erase board at his Pizza Hut job saying buy gem
You couldn't make up a bigger white trash stereotype.

>>54049656
OH NICE... they gonna set up a fun to pay for my GME too???

I CAN FEEL IT.. I CAN.. I CAN…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS PALPABLE

>>54051187
I heard the same claim was made about Lehman brothers and Bear Stearns. Curious about what Credit Suisse is doing too.

>>54051141
This is doxxing

>>54051260
it's not doxing if it's a joke throwaway email :^)

I’m feeling extra comfy this weekend fellas, don’t know about you. Dubs and more banks collapse on Monday.

How low does everyone think the algo will push gme before the switch gets flipped

>>54051328
Dude, just please delete that comment

>>54051442
Dude, everyone know you're a baggy pretending to be a "shilly" please stop the cringeposting.

>>54051442
pay me 20 XMR and I will

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>>54051260
Report it as such then. Best we contact the company to tell them they've been doxxed on 4chan too.

>>54051465
Anything over 7 will get flagged by our auditing system. Will you take that?

>>54051542
sure

>>54051550
Delete first then I’ll send it.

>>54051578
done

>>54051404
>>54051404
>>54051404
Breaded.

>>54051542
sorry anon deleting your comment only works if you pay us all. you'll have to figure that out otherwise I have to keep reposting your comment, and you asking for it to be deleted. i'll make you a deal I will help you delete it if you post a pic with a timestamp putting a sharpie up your butt. otherwise expect your email to be spammed to shit with dicks, and people being aware of providence research.

>dumb fuck was finally able to spot the delete button
too bad we have the archives :) post sharpie in ass with timestamp or i will be making a collage of your ohNONONONONO posting

>>54051460
I’m a shill pretending to be a baggie pretending to be a shill it’s supposed to be cringey. I keep pushing this sillier and sillier, but apes keep on taking the bait.

>>54050783
BACKSTOP THEORY ANON

>>54049158
WAGMI fren, I'm nervous but excited. This is what we've been training for.

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