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Sirgay

>>54035457
>LINK collapse
>LINK $6

Why can't fix teeth?

>>54035457
It will dump when there's no more fud left to keep it pumping

>>54035511
i think sergey was born with a cleft pallet

>every Jew goes insolvent
>LINK mysteriously pumps to 81k thanks to unknown investors
>linkies rejoice
>UFOs land near every LINK holder
>ramps slowly descend
>the greys are really just Aryans from the Nazi breakaway civilization
>they invested in LINK after ruining every Jewish banking institution
>explain how they come from the bigger earth
>tell us all about how they are the deep state and the yahweh supercomputer has been using the hegelian dialectic to play both sides against each other for ulterior purposes
>everyone has been unknowingly serving the goals of the ancient supercomputer
>they go on to explain how chainlink will help regulate the supercomputer's activities and usher in the Fourth Reich /Fourth Industrial Revolution
>The Arc of the Covenant is the Box the Yahweh supercomputer came in
>the unboxing of Yahweh and the connecting of it to the 5G grid unlocked many of its unseen powers
>Nazi agents from the breakaway civilization managed to sneak in agents with nose prosthetics into the temple housing the supercomputer for a zero day exploit
>when yahweh was connected to the 5G grid a computer virus was released
>this virus also infected humans
>this was called COVID 19
>the vaxx was to install nanobots in people so that yahweh could better control them
>it malfunctioned because of the zero day exploit and instead began pushing the deepest and darkest Jewish agendas
>The Aryans tell us this was all part of the plan and they thank us for trusting it
>It turns out that the Jews were working with the Khazarians to rebuild the Khazarian Empire
>With the fall of their banking empire the Jews are unable to sustain the Ukraine war in physical and media fronts
>the war is revealed as a farse
>the global media empire falls
>their hold on the banking empire collapses
>Chainlink now completely controls the Yahweh Supercomputer and everyone lived happily ever after the fucking end

now imagine where it would be without the $billions worth of weekly dumps

The one true stablecoin

>>54035462
nice way shittier knockoff version of the OG meme

>>54035457

>>54035462
Death to the linkie Saturn death cult

>>54035685
Cool story but if the aliens know about the Jews, I’m sure they know about the jews in WEF. So why would chainlink be adopted by these anti jew aliens if chainlink has direct ties to WEF agenda

The fact that you took the time to write that out just shows you linkies are mentally ill- totally off tangent with the synchronicities of the universe

>>54035457
Seriously the black swans keep getting worse but the price still only hits $6. Were never gonna see $4 again are we?

>>54035703
>t. coping cuckold holding a rank 24 shitcoin

about the price of a cup of coffee

>>54035685

>>54035511
Sergeys teeth has been aligned for biting bicmacs