/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54031800
Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,229.623B, 101P = 22.075B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,188.375B, 100P = 21.88375B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

basically wagmi monday (for real this time)

>>54031846
Don't be stupid. There's no point in not selling even a couple of shares to acquire shit fast before we fully enter depression mode.

NOT AT BUMP LIMIT, THIS IS JUST A SPLIT THREAD. These shills glow so hard.

>>54031910
This thread sneeds hedgies, the other one doesn’t. Therefore this is the real bake

>>54031905
Yeah that's really cool and all it's just that I am literally not selling ever.

It’s Tesla isn’t it? We’ve been talking about how they cook their books for years now.

>>54031800
cult thread

>>54031973
>It’s Tesla isn’t it?
it's everything

Bot thread

reel thred

CUT MY BANKS INTO PIECES
>>>/pol/419248803

>>54031973
The entire market has been cooking books. They're pulling a mob strategy where if they all commit crimes it'll be impossible to persecute them all.

it all started in January

I think I just shit myself with all the /biz/ happenings over the last few days sinking in.

Is there still time to buy shares? I have $70k that I don't particularly want to put into crypto. Is $17 per share a good price?

>>54032671
Did you catch the guy who panic swapped 2 million bucks for 5 cents like an hour ago?

>>54032696
Yes

>>54032709
Yes.

>>54032721
Shit away then

>>54032709
Sauce? I need some laughs at the moment.

>>54032709
Waaaa whattt

>>54032709
explain.

>>54032754
>>54032732
>>54031622

>>54032732
>>54032754
Enjoy, lads.

>>54031068

>>54032801
>>54032820
>this trade was brought to you by Grichka Bogdanoff

So, next week should be good right? Did they announce quarterly report date?

>>54033151
03/21

>>54033151
how do your balls feel right now are they tingling

>>54031991
And that’s a good thing

I bought 400 shares today

>>54032801
>>54032820
Why do this type of shit if you don't even understand how it works?
LOL
LMAO
Thanks, bros.

>>54033226
I wish I were you. But it's such a small percentage of world pop holding and have shares registered and even one is gonna be enough to make it.

Good evening friends, "chef nigger" here (again). I just want to tell you guys that I spent all day redpilling people (again). It's ok to be white. Here's the clown world song https://youtu.be/ZrZuitdjs2Q (it's pizza tower). Enjoy yourselves, kings. The ides of march is my birthday. Shit sucks man.

kek weekend baggies

>>54032635
>it will happen when the weather cools

>>54032801
wow

>>54033364
Anyone that's got 42 or more is absolutely going to make it whether they want to or not. If they had 42 pre-split they're in full on private island territory.

based proposals by GME pt1
>dual citizenship holders will be terminated from office
>no property tax on primary residence, or for veterans, elderly
>no death tax, income tax, social security or welfare
>copyright replaced with GPL
>physical devices must have STL files released for all plastic parts
>congress gets median salary of the country, no special carve outs
>repeal (13th 14th 15th)? 17th 19th, amend the ACTUAL first amendment (hard limit of 1 congressman per 50,000 representatives, not 1:1million like now)
>churches no longer get tax exempt status without performing significant charitable acts (60% of income minimum)
>charities must meet 60% income towards charitable causes as well
>labor work done towards charities can deduct a normal hourly rate
>federal enforcement of constitutional rights (keep and bear arms)
>federal protections against lawsuits for "free things"
>federal ban on corporations trashing goods for tax benefits, must be donated
>"core fee" for all consumer goods
>you must maintain a CDL-lite to own an operate any body on frame vehicle or vehicle over 5000lb
>ban on corporate lobbying entirely
>12-24 year congressional term limit
>ban on usury, except for collectivization of individual lenders (crowd sourcing)
>ban on production of porn by companies staffed by more than 10 or any large scale (inter-state, corporate, international, etc.)
>legislation that enacts criminal penalties for web-adware (popups, background tracking, software configurations that stop you from right click-save web contant)
>Disband the FBI, ATF, DEA.
>Indemnify construction projects from regulatory interference once ground has broken so long as they stick to the approved design.
(kills uncertainty, speeds construction, reduces costs)
>Repeal NFA, GCA, Hughes.
(SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED means what it says)
>Tax breaks for exclusively hiring US citizens.

>>54031800
I recognize that OP and you guys are special. The brain power is off the charts in these threads. You might not know but you change people's lives. We are thousands of miles apart and it's pretty obvious that we will never meet IRL. After MOASS I would be honored if you will join me at a private party https://GMEntlemen.com.. That means no shills, hedgies, and other top men. If not, that's ok, I am honored and proud to be part of this community. WAGMI! Still comfy waitin’ and holdin’.

pt2
>Ban on crypto exchanges with non-public ledgers.
>Label all forms of corn syrup unfit for human consumption.
>Repeal the anti-circumvention measure of the DMCA
(makes cracking DRM legal)
>drop marijuana, LSD, and psylocybin from Schedule 1
>Back to gold standard (Or some other standard that isn't 'Fuck it we can print more')
>Firing of the Federal reserve, out of a cannon pointed directly at the newly bought gold reserve of the country in order to sacrement it in 'human' blood.
>Nationalization of all military industries for the express purpose of removing cash incentives/profit wars (National citizens can invest in a gilt/bond scheme however with high enough investment giving you access to decommissioned gear for private use. Who doesn't want a retirement plan that comes with a free tank?)
>Track down every thruppeny given to Ukraine and if any of it is proven to have gone into the hands of special interest groups or politicians then the removal of said hands.
>Take the entirety of the budgets for the disbanded agencies and pump that into border patrol and ICE. Finish the wall. Zero benefits/healthcare to illegals. Authorize lethal force in protection of the southern border. Anyone who provides information leading to the arrest and deportation of an illegal is awarded with $1,000.
>US regulation on consumable food should match that of the European countries. (better than just banning high fructose corn syrup)
>make prostitution legalized but regulated. Those who engage in prostitution however, should be registered forever in a public database similar to sex offenders.

>>54033956
pt3
>Eliminate the bureaucracy in the judicial system. Eliminate the 10-15 year waiting line for death row. Inmates should be killed within the week. Anyone convicted of violent crimes that would receive a sentence of 20 years or more should be put to death. Bring back the firing squad. If the community negatively impacted by a convicted person's actions deems it necessary, that community should be allowed to publicly hang an inmate. Punishment for crimes must be significantly harsher. Prisoners should be put in work camps, where there will be no time for them to even fraternize with one another.
>Laws should be relaxed, such that people are once again capable of keeping each other in check, thereby nearly extinguishing the need for local police departments. (eg: if someone breaks into my house, it should be within my rights to chase them down and shoot them. eg: if I see a man raping a woman, it should be within my rights to harm that man as necessary)
>Ban foreign powers owning American land (fuck you, China). Ban corporations from buying up residential properties by the neighborhood (fuck you, Blackrock). Ban faggots like Bill Gates from buying up farm land they don't do shit with. It would be lenient of me to say that we should cap rental property owners at ten properties. America should be owned by the people and no one else.
>Why don't we increase taxes for individuals based on body fat percent? That sounds fun.
>Take fluoride out of the water.

>>54033938
>>54033956
>>54033977
I'd vote for all of this.

>>54033747
That seems oddly specific

>>54033938
>>54033956

>federal ban on building codes for non commercial, non multi family, non planned development houses.

>pulling of all federal cooperation/tax cuts for insurance companies that insure medical procedures known not to work

>decriminalize all drugs, have state regulated stores like some states have for alcohol, punish distribution of meth/opiates severely

>student loans are defaultable and not insured by the government

>>54033938
>labor work done towards charities can deduct a normal hourly rate

Also, if Anons don't know, currently you CANNOT do this. Are you an electrician? you can only deduct material expenses even if you spend 60 hours working on the project. 501c3s would be so advanced, well maintained, and efficient, people would want to work for a charity over a corporation.

>>54033938
You need to do more to counter corruption.

kek dumbfuck bankies

>>54034159
adding
>>54034203
no these are a collection of propositions made by anons I have documented that are based
>>54034365
add to the list

>>54034159
>decriminalize all drugs
>punish distribution of meth/opiates severely
What are you trying to say here, retard? Drugs are degenerate. Even marijuana is a tool of complacency, used by the elites to keep the proles existentially happy in their meager lives.
>>54034516
What we should ACTUALLY do with drugs is allow the use of psychedelics in a professional environment by mental health providers to treat a wide variety of mental health issues.
>>54034365
This is the biggest issue that remains unwritten.

>>54034657
>oy vey! think of all the good police agents saving kids from overdosing on marijuana and LSD! why, mushrooms even cure PTSD and depression! think of all the SSRI profi- I uh mean patients! These dangerous drugs need government supervision for use!

wagmi
its happening
check'em

>>54034657
>What we should ACTUALLY do with drugs is allow the use of psychedelics in a professional environment by mental health providers to treat a wide variety of mental health issues.
nah lol
>we should regulate harmless substances so "health providers" can charge out the ass by proxy of insurance companies
lol

Insane that this thread still exists but this is the ultimate problem with zoomers. They can't admit they fucked up

>>54034725
Rain Cone just swapped gamestop for $0.05 usd.
Checkem

>>54034770
the new shill tactic is to call gme holders zoomers
top men

>>54034770
>zoomers

>54034770
>maybe THIS post will get them to sell

>>54034704
What? Are you.. equating the usage of psychedelics to SSRIs?
>>54034759
Is your primary argument here that the healthcare system is a scam? It is, but obviously that would be fixed as well, since we're talking about building an idealistic society. You're probably both wastoid users yourselves and that's why you're taking the stereotypical apologist stance on this degeneracy. Any substance can be abused or used irresponsibly. Even weed or psychedelics.
Anyways, add the disbandment of the CIA and removal of the Patriot Act like I said yesterday bitch.

>>54034876
sorry nigger not adding to the insurance scam, but agree with getting rid of the patriot act, and CIA being disbanded is in the list learn2notniggerreadingcomprehensionskills

>>54034770
>this is the best they have
wow the banks running must have cut their shill team by quite a lot.

>>54034919
Like I said, that's why we fix the insurance scam in the first place you tard. The entirety of the rothschildian "healthcare as a service" mentality needs to go anyway.
And no it's fucking not.
>Disband the FBI, ATF, DEA.
This is what you have. All that dope has rotted your brain. Add the CIA.

rrreeeee when moon
had a week off of work and god DAMN was it comfy as fuck

1 Share = 9 digits right when ffs

>>54033226
king

banks turning to liquid shit is beautiful, kek financial world

>>54035055
Either add to the proposal you have to reform insurance or shut the fuck up nigger

Remember guys, whenever someone is sneaking inside a post something like they want to make drugs legal, ask yourself what is their secret agenda. Have you seen how a person can change by abusing substances? Stay safe anon. We are trying to wagmi and shit not shit on wagmi. Wagmi soon.

>>54035184
>pharma kike sweats
get fucked kikey

>>54035123
I'm the one that wrote half your fucking list yesterday. Somebody else needs to do some of the work. It's not my fault you're a degenerate wastoid, be mad at yourself for squandering your own potential, not me.
most important things to add:
Clarification on treason and punishment for it.
Healthcare reform.
>>54035184
This is an intelligent anon.
The typical libertarian style political arguments are midwit.

>>54035300
>anti-drug arguments are pro-pharma arguments
>anti-drug arguments are semitic in nature
My brother in Christ. Who do you think it is pushing BOTH of these things in the first place? Das juden is the one pushing pharma AND drugs.

>>54035184
There is no secret agenda, retard.
We are just holding with the best retard that existe, of course they slurped every goyslops until they found GME, it's really hard to break free you know.

I-is that lum in the svb sticky?

>>54035385
This is exactly it. Half the people here are bound to be losers. This guy is a prime example. He thought every single one of my additions to his list was good until suddenly it's OOOHHHH NOOOOO MUH WEED MUH WEED.

>>54035346
nah pharma kikes don't want mj, lsd, or shrooms to be legal. only drugs that should be "controlled" by a medical professional is heroin,meth,coke, or any other form of drug that is seriously addictive like pharma kike pills. not an argument that's the truth. if you were for the latter being controlled by some insurance company it'd be acceptable, but the fact you're trying to go against harmless substances that would only boost the economy, and have been shown to be non addictive is at best funny, and at worst sad as it's a reflection of the average mindset of someone too ignorant to understand the effect of legalizing it state by state, but not on a federal level.

>>54035466
eat shit nigger my brain is fine

>>54031800
checked
sneed hedgies

>>54035420
>lum banks with svb
kek lummies

>>54031991
imagine the PR/merketingcosts to create a cult around a brand.
And now imagine defending the jewish financial complex for free

>>54035483
Saying that these drugs are "harmless" because people can't OD on them is reductive. Plenty of people get worsened anxiety, paranoia, even psychosis. And it's not necessarily about the drug itself being addictive, but people that have addictive personalities as well. I've known quite a few that can't fucking live without smoking up twice a day. Once again, my argument is just that the substances need to be taken seriously and used in a controlled environment.
And if you're trying to say that I don't understand the potential economic impact you're just being disingenuous. I didn't even comment on that part yet. Hemp is an important resource and should be taken advantage of. The whole reason weed was banned in the first place was because the hemp industry was about to take over everything.
I already know there's no point in discussing this with you. All wastoids are exactly the same when it comes to drug arguments. It's like they have a choke hold on your perception.

>>54035611
>I didn't even comment on that part yet. Hemp is an important resource and should be taken advantage of. The whole reason weed was banned in the first place was because the hemp industry was about to take over everything.
I agree with that
>le wastoid
you tried saying my brain was rotted, and decided to conveniently ignore I am a straight A student nice!
>LE ANXIETY PARANOIA LE PSYCHOSIS
Did you know these things only manifest as a result of someone already suffering from these things and drugs simply exacerbating them? I am sure you didn't, but as someone with real life experience who has come across a mass plethora of people in my life the only ones whoever exhibited this were people who were already suffering from some form of mental illness, and yes those drugs are harmless considering if you stop doing them you're not going to die, hallucinate while you suffer from withdrawals, or sell all your shit to get another hit of MJ, LSD, shrooms. Arguing against legalizing these things on a federal level is arguing against
>LSD, and shrooms being used to stop addictions
>Hemp being produce on an industrial level
>Booming the American economy
This isn't even accounting multiple testimonies, and anecdotal accounts of LSD, and shrooms curing mental illness, or shrooms being used to temporarily cure cluster headaches. Nobody is arguing for hard drugs by the way, so keep on trying to obfuscate the argument.

i used to smoke weed
i still do, but i used to, too

>>54035722
At this point you're twisting both my argument and your own, as is customary for your people. Even throwing in random junk neither of us were talking about. You're more retarded then I initially thought. Good luck with that. I'm just gonna filter your ass now when I see you post your list instead of helping you, kek.

>>54035827
Good while you're at it get rhinoplasty your nose is poking out of the screen

>>54035838
>I may be a degenerate wastoid loser, but uh.... you're a Jew! ....Yeah, that's it!
>man I really showed that guy, hahahaha

>>54035866
>straight A student
>"y-y-you're a wastoid"
yeah okay kike keep defending pharma kikes very based of you based retard

>>54035883
>I-I-I'm not a wastoid! I get good grades! S-See!
Holy moly. Fucking kek. How old are you? Like 20?
The real irony here is that you're actually the one supporting das juden by advocating for recreational drug use and you don't even realize it.
Maybe you'll learn some day when you're older. I'll pray for you.

>>54035953
nice reddit spacing nigger opinion disregarded if kikes wanted them legalized it would have already happened.

>>54035970
reddit spacing

looks like this

newfag
I know you're too young to be on here long enough to understand that much so you get a pass for that one.

Kek stupid dumbfuck bankies

>>54036004
I am 26 and have been here since /b/ had roll your own adventure threads try again faggot

Huh. I just noticed superstonk gained 2500 members overnight. I haven’t been watching at that closely, but for the last few weeks it seems like they’ve only been gaining a couple members a day. I wonder if people are starting to realize we’ve been right about everything all along

>>54036380
My bad, it was actually about 1500 members. Still though

>>54036380
Probably a bot farm adding new accounts. Reddit user count isn't a very good metric.

>>54036527
yeah once stuff explicitly starts to effect gme then we'll see the new users appear

WTF is going on with crypto? BTC and ETH look like this

>>54036527
Remember when like 80k active users went in steadily over the course of hours and then declined at the same steady pace? Was a little eerie

ETh

>>54036878
>>54036897
Crypto is going to enter the shadow realm along with the banks next week.

>>54036919
it's like an AI has lost it's grip on reality

I'm really liking the energy these days. Go Team GME Go Team Chaos!

It’s kinda scary thinking about MOASS. We all know it will likely be triggered by a financial crash. but what happens during/after? Like to think that we are on the brink of depression even without these failed attempts at cellar boxing. The markets will already be at a point of dire straits…what happens when the financial equivalent of a black hole is set loose when the market is already drained of liquidity? The world 20 years later will be completely unrecognizable.

>>54037142
People would have said the same with Enron and 08.
Things won't change, not immediately, it just means a bunch of massive autists will have the power to get started on it.
Any true change takes 3 generations to happen.

>>54037142
Yeah I prefer the people taking care of it than (((the people))) taking care of it again.
We'll take care of it.

>>54037142

Money will go to people who never had it

Many normies will blow through it within 2 years, but some autists will have the option to have a seat in the big boy tables. Just remember that money is the result of cristallized power*effort, so you’ll have the responsibility to back up the currency itself and by consequence the state. I’m all in, as we could have a say in the way CBDC get implemented in a more anon-friendly way (or pay some dev to do it and mark it as a CBDC candidate)

is it really happening?

>>54037325
Lol. "CBDCs". LOOOL!!

>>54037441
Thinks so fren.

>>54037441
Yes. How long it will take is anyone's guess though. Just know that hedgies will be under significantly more pressure and they will have to try even harder to keep kicking this can. Sit back and enjoy the show.

>>54037442

>implying paper dollars that can be printed anytime are better than the minting of a predetermined amount or percentage of virtual currency and that does not require banks for their access storage and spending

The problem with CBDC is the globohomo bullshit, the technology per se could be similar to Monero if gme holders are based enough, but that’s beyond the scope of the gme general

>>54037523
LOOOLL! Delusional.

>>54037517
The collapse has only just begun. There is a hell of a lot more destruction yet to come. Strap in and enjoy the show.

>>54037517
>2 more weeks!

>banking with a Gentile

PUMPKIN SEEDS MOTHERFUCKER

>tfw MOASS

MOASS will never happen. You wasted money and time. People are laughing at you. Sell now, move on with your life.

>>54037989

The only bank I feel safe banking with these days.

>>54037523

After Moass I will use all my time to create a cryptocurrency. I will hire some smarter dudes than me to figure out how to solve some issues that I currently have. But it will be done eventually. I will keep exactly 50 coins for myself. 1 coin for every year I have left. But honestly all I need is probably 25 coins.

>>54037523
A CBDC will never be PoW or even allow public nodes because the whole point, macroeconomically speaking, is to allow the government to mint/burn on demand to directly control the money supply rather than needing to use indirect levers like interest rates and taxes. The spyware consequences are baked in to the technology of a pre-51%ed PoS chain.

>>54038335
I am going to larp as Snake and live in alaska in my fuck off mansion with my fuck off dogs playing fuck off video games and occasionally jumping in my heated fuck off pool. It will be unfathomably based.

>>54033956
Incredibly based.

If you have charisma, please run for politics and save the west.

>>54033977

Cap rentals at 2. Free up the economy and let it function. Landlords need to create actual value. I hate communists and leftists but landlord/rent seeking is one thing those retards are actually right about.

>>54038380
I will send you a bottle of Țuica for you to have when you go out. You will not freeze with that shit.

>>54034365

You only need to reveal who is behind media and finance and academia. That would be the instacure. Exposure to sunlight disinfectant and such.

>>54033956
>>Repeal the anti-circumvention measure of the DMCA (makes cracking DRM legal)
Even without this, the GPL waives the rights holder’s ability to enforce action against DRM crackers. That, and its clause granting unconditional rights to use patented or proprietary material required for the build process of any covered material, is why it’s so based

>>54038534
>Silicon Valley
>Massachusetts
>Israel
>India
>retard feminists in the C suite
SVB's failure is proof 4chan is right about everything.

>>54038571
That's only (A)GPLv3. The GPLv2 does not contain patent or DRM language, so you'd need to specify v3.

did all the shills suicide and only larpers are left?
report in, shills.

I come with knowledge of the first major bank death, coming soon to a city near you
https://nojab.net/jimcramer/status/1634222320398086145

>>54038591
Ah right, forgot about that part. And honestly, you’d probably want to specify v3 specifically instead of “or any later version” just to make sure fuckery can’t get reintroduced

>>54038534
>2.14 MB
> >>54035123
> I'm the one that wrote half your fucking list yesterday. Somebody else needs to do some of the work. It's not my fault you're a degenerate wastoid, be mad at yourself for squandering your own potential, not me.
> most important things to add:
> Clarification on treason and punishment for it.
Oh no, that's so sad.

It keeps poopening.

usdc has completely depegged

>>54039034
kek crypto baggies

>>54039029
Kek Rhimjabis

>>54039029
>Indians can get $2m+ on a whim
How? How do they do this shit?

>>54038534
That second half is a red flag for a "bank" in of itself. Now that I think about it, also interesting timing for tripfag baker to disappear almost like it proves a handful of anon's suspicious about the "baker".

>>54038926
anon you replied to the wrong person kek

There is something in the air now, bros. After yesterday, I can just feel it. In light of recent events, I decided to watch the big short this morning. I’d never seen it before, and I have to say that it honestly felt like two hours of deja vu. Whatever is happening, shit has started to bubble up from beneath the cracks, and whether we’re right or not, I think we’re about to find out. If there’s as big of a big bag of shit on the other end of this trade as we think there is, well… you know what I’m trying to say. Let’s get paid, frens.

>>54039351
That's why I'm so psyched today. We are about to find out if DD is en realo or en fako. AND IT is EXCITING AF. Get hyped!

Lol the markets are FINE!

just ETH and BTC flicking -2% to +5% every second

Looks like Wells Fargo is going down, lads.
Next up, I predict:
Debit Suisse
JP Morgan
BofA

It's FINE I say!

>>54039371
Never read any “dd”. It’s really quite simple to understand. They shorted over 200+% of the float and never bought my shares. This can only be explained by naked shorting and the sec essentially confirmed the thesis when they said that majority of all the volume during the sneeze came from retail.

Holy shit crypto baggie day of the rope is right around the corner. Finally

I can’t wait for the news report “fast food employee applications have quadrupled since the crypto collapse”

>>54039230
call center scams

>>54039351
Ok great now watch inside job

>>54039463
No, he should watch Margin Call. It's so kino.

If USDC goes to 80 this weekend you bet your ass BTC will dump to under $10k

It’s over for the crypto bros. We told them this whole time they are going to liquidate YOU to pay US

dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54039405
Same is same. LFG! Hope you have a big stack bro.

>>54039463
>>54039474
I already watched margin call. It was okay. Sure, I’ll watch inside job but probably not til tomorrow. Gotta go to bed soon

>>54039446
Alright, but how do I start one of these call center scams?
Look, morals are great and all but having $2+ m to drop into GME would be nice

>they're copypasting old plebbit posts to each other again

>>54039501
You should start a 4chan shilling against "current thing" company

>>54039508
>he still hasn’t taken his meds
What? I’m not allowed to enjoy a movie? Okay tough guy

Why was yidshill posting McDonalds ads last night?

This shit is so KINO right now. I wonder what's going to happen this weekend and Monday already it's fucking lit.

>>54035611
>>54035483

Should be legal but ban all marketing for them, including alcohol

Maybe have a book and a test you need to take before you're allowed to buy substances with facts about potential health issues, dosage safety, etc

>54039557
Please stop posting cringe.

>>54039557
It's like the midnight scene in Margin Call when they are all gathered in the boardroom.

>>54039474
Gotta watch 'em all!

>>54039553
For Clowncoin payments

>>54039559
Drugs should be treated the way hookers are in the UK.
Legal, but advertising for them isn't, nor is running big organized establishments (aka: 'Don't take the piss' laws)
A little forced euphemism goes a long way in keeping things orderly.

>>54039268
Hmm, I wonder what the "family business" was.

>>54039559
I agree with this 100% actually

>>54036933
>AI
>reality
pick one
>>54038922
chekt and rekt; picrel
>>54039029
wait...you're telling me the 'jeets are now the ones on hold waiting for customer service? HAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

Market didn't crash? Zero panic?

500th wrong hype date? No moass? Ahahahahahahahaahahaha

>>54035420
>>54035546
Where does SVB fit in this picture?

No, get fucking jacked! We are about to find out over the next few months if this shit is for real or totally fake and gay. I don't even need my cialis.

>please don't panic there's nothing wrong at all the market will never crash greatest economy on earth your money is safe the banks are safe everything is fine don't worry haha

How about I tell you by Monday that nobody gives a fuck? Kek dumbfuck baggies! It's never crashing!

>>54039803
>the american markets are resilient

>>54039808
The contagion and panic are being fanned by the media. It's ogre.

I can’t tell if the shills are being serious anymore. Feels like a bad larp.

>>54039827
Oh man oh shit just like covid huh? Look how that turned out! Nobody gives a fuck! Kek!

>>54039880
>Oh man oh shit just like covid huh?
>Nobody gives a fuck!
What the fuck are you talking about nigger.

Can’t afford a lot, but I contribute when I can. 26 shares DRS’d, 8 in Fudelity. I’m not looking to WAGMI, I just want a better start to life for my kids, so that hopefully they can be the change the next generation needs.

>54039880
What are you even talking about?

>>54039803

>>54039921
>>54039898

>the baggots can't read English

Nobody gives a fuck about the tiny California bank. Tell us more about China and evergrande you cock sucking faggots. Not a single correct hype date in 2.5 years.

You're
Wrong
Every
Time

Bros it's happening I have shat like 13 times, and I wouldn't even call it that like my ass has become a super soaker, and I am just SHOOTING fountains of dookie water. The last time I was sick/injured GME ran up. It has been months since I have been sick. It's today.

>tiny California bank
>16th largest in the US with a quarter of a trillion dollars in assets

Pick one

>>54039971
>Bear Stearns is fine, nobody cares about one bank. Don’t worry about it, goy

>>54039971
I'm pretty sure "Nobody Gave a Fuck About COVID" is patently false. Even those who didn't believe it (me - based) gave some sort of fuck.

>>54039803
Ken is probably drinking to forget right now. Not a coke day for him. He will probably go to sleep, and try to dream of 9 year old Laotian epstein island boys to quench his anxiety ridden mind.

>54039971
I’ve never hyped a date in my life. You seem more obsessed with hype dates than anyone holding this stock. Im sure the 2nd biggest bank collapse in American history is a nothingburger.

>>54040014
Would be funny if with all his money he's a JB or Bells man, some real bottom shelf shit

>>54039991
It's not just SVB. Well Fargo was apparently witholding peoples direct deposits/taking their money out without their consent. Shit is about to go off.

>>54040030
I see him drinking smirnoff on bad days. Ken seems like a smirnoff kind of guy

For Wells Fargo to have a system-wide issue the same day as SVB going under really activates the spidey senses.

>>54040035
>tfw bank with WF

>>54040005
I literally got covid didn't get clot shotted and I was fine. I did notice that after getting it for a few months I couldn't smoke, or drink without feeling like absolute shit. Sucked big donkey balls, but I am fine now, and can drink and smoke like a fucking sailor again.

>>54040061
No shit get your money out of there as soon as you can, and sign up to a credit union. I am with Logix.

>>54040065
>I literally got covid didn't get clot shotted and I was fine
You won the saline lottery.
>>54040084
My credit union is Fidelity and Computershare now.

>>54040035
would be hilarious if wells fargo went under again, they were wachovia bank in 2008 when they went bust the first time

>>54040055
Can you say "bail-in"??
>fancy way of saying they can steal the depositor's money

GME will win

>>54040118
GME already won.

>>54040048
I've never thought coke and vodka went well, I think we will need to investigate further.

On another note I have been looking into long term wealth holdings like Whiskey & Rum casks. Seems like a good way to grow money over a long period like 10,15,25 years. If it's dead money then it's not working therefore it's a liability. Buying white whiskey and casking it for a long period can net you fuck loads of money when itt gets auctioned off and they od all the holding and bottling for you. seems like a good idea to put money into something like this in the face of financial collapse, because rich fucks will always want expensive poncy whiskey.

>>54040097
>won the saline lottery.
anon you misread that. I DIDN'T get the clot shot, and got covid, and was fine. honestly I don't trust Fidelity they're FDIC insured, and all, but so is Wells Fago, and SVB and anything that can include shady shit will include shady shit. never thought normies would have their direct deposits stolen by bank kikes to buy another day/week. anyone foolish enough to still keep their shares in a broker after this shit is not going to be happy when they have the equivalent happen to them.

>>54040173
Again with this FUD. If brokers rug MOASS is literally over

>>54040143
>white whiskey
i mean honestly anon you have a better opportunity making it big just making tasty beer, and distributing marijuana to companies willing to treat you as a vendor than wait years for a possible profit for such a niche thing. it's a cool idea, and I'm definitely going to do it because it sounds fun, but wouldn't depend on it as my only business. if you do decide to use it as your future venture branch out, and do a plethora of different spirits,beers, and wines. the tastiest alcohol i saw recently was a peanut butter whiskey posted on /v/. looked so god damn good.

>>54040225
There are two or three /pmg/ regulars who make meads.

>>54040143
If you’re parking something for 25 years just plant trees. Walnut takes a while to grow, but it’s worth a lot.

>>54040201
if bankies rug normies of their direct deposits it's LITERALLY OVE-oh wait THAT JUST HAPPENED kek
>he doesn't think he will get an "apology" notice saying "sorry goy can't find your shares give us up to 3 months to relocate them" as a way to delay moass
they literally just rugged NORMIES of their direct deposits. you're delusional if you think being a brokie makes you untouchable. NORMIES were the last people I thought would be affected this early which means we're closer than we actually realize. good luck retard.

>>54040201
Some brokers definitely will fold but I don’t think fidelity is one of them. They were literally goading emotional redditors into drsing with that Halloween stunt they pulled.

>>54040254
dude mead looks delicious. I have always wanted to make it. looks viking as fuck too.

>>54040173
>anon you misread that.
Yes

>>54040264
Those were normies with margin accounts.
>"get paid early on Wednesday"
It's literally direct deposit with T+2 settlement. Actual settled cash is still FDIC insured.

>>54040225
>but wouldn't depend on it as my only business.
Oh no thats not what I mean, I was talking about parking like $50k in it for a bunch of different barrels. From what I see it looks like a great long term investment for dead cash, post MoAss I will 100% be looking into THC bars & craft beer stuff. I also like the idea of investing in cigars, they go for stupid prices at auction if kept correctly/

>>54040262
I have many of these exact ideas, to diversify multiple ideas outside of traditional markets & investments

>>54040254
Mead is piss easy to make as well, honey, yeast and water. Add some blackcurrent juice or cassis and it's fucking peng, fr fr no cap

>>54040264
I think you’re misunderstanding that anons point. Because of the unique mechanics of this squeeze if brokers rug than the moass is essentially kneecapped.

>>54040279
anon I didn't think MAINSTREAM BANKS would start rugpulling normies before start of MOASS. at this point keeping your shares in a broker is like playing a really smug game of coin flip/roulette. yeah there's a chance nothing can happen, but something unexpected has already happened, and it's like looking a shitbull in the eye, and having your face close to its and not expecting it to latch on your face.

>>54039971

>>54040285
no worries brother love you fren

>evergrãnde
Kek. I forgot how worked up GME investors were about that, saying it would collapse the world’s economy.

What’s the cope on that now? Is it just
>nice photoshop skills, kid

>>54040201
>If brokers rug MOASS is literally over
False

>>54040303
Yeah blackcurrant or other fruit mead is amazing. This is my current fave:

https://www.bnektar.com/brews/black-fang/

>>54040097
Diito, anon.

>>54040314
Sorry not drsing the whole boat and never selling from the pool. Also if you didn’t think exactly what’s happening was going to happen you’re an actual retard. All of this has been discussed/theorized for 2+ years.

>>54040312
>if brokers rug than the moass is essentially kneecapped.
I think you're missing my point. I am saying I think they're going to fuck brokies over to not stop, but delay moass, and use some poor excuse like they just did with Well Fargo, and SVB. Could be wrong, but they can't actually take your shares, but if a big spooky solar flare super bug from the big dick sun were to misplace your shares, and "big hero" brokies were to larp like they're actively trying to help you "relocate them" then it could DELAY the inevitable run-up for a bit.

>>54040405
What exactly do non short brokers have to gain from delaying something they would be gaining from? Answer that question without suppositions and pilpul please.

>>54040375
Don't care what you do faggot banks just proved that the people most thought weren't going to be affected just were, and you are the most likely to be affected.

>>54040405
Also I’ll add you seem to be forgetting this is an infinite squeeze. If they delay all they’re doing is raising the floor.

>>54040452
Enough time to cover margin. That's it. Lend out your shares through a mutual agreement between them, and brokers, and use the money off the interest, and selling the assets without actually buying them to delay MOASS.

>>54040458
Who the fuck is “most”? Have you been living under a rock. Everyone holding gme should’ve already been aware of what’s happening here. You can’t have moass without a crash. Crashes lead to bank runs.

>>54040475
read>>54040475
I believe they'll do what they have been doing the last two years. Selling assets they have not bought that are not in their names with the sole intent of surviving another week. What I am pretty sure they're doing now with normies direct deposits which is why Wells Fargo, and SVB are saying wait until the 13(monday conveniently when the stock market opens) to be accredited based on their FDIC insurance.

No, seriously. How did you all move the goalposts about evergrande?

>>54040568
I know what you all didn’t do - admit you were wrong.

>>54040531
Holy shit you are so fucking dumb your shares will be used to cover someone's margin while you're trying to argue that you're shielded like how normies would have called anyone retarded for insinuating their money would be used, and their FDIC insurance would be abused to continue market fraud, and cover margin requirements.

>>54040568
Why are you trying to distract us from the current situation with old ass news?

>>54040543
You continue to conflate all of these institutions.

>35pbtid talking about how bank failures are completely unexpected things in a market crash scenario and this is why brokers are shit and will rug you
Fuck off 45ardee

>>54040588
Because this thread has a history of predicting economic collapse and then it doesn’t happen.

So how did you all move on from the failed predictions about evergrande?

>>54040592
You continue to believe you're untouchable, and financially above reproach without realizing normies thought the same thing while jeets with multi million dollar loans are shitting and farding their pants because their money just got taken to cover Ken's ass.

>>54040605
Yeah I thought it might be him.

>54040615
I don’t think I’m untouchable I just know I’m right. Two of the glowiest glowniggers to ever glow in these threads really wanted me to drs the whole boat. They used a lot of the same language you are using right now. Pilpul and fud.

>54040605
dumb fucking nigger we have IDs try paying attention yes it's a big fucking deal that banks are collapsing nobody is saying it was unexpected just that normies didn't expect this or they would have taken their money out of their banks try not reading things like a nigger who completely ignored the schoolastic book fairs.

>news stories
/totally not a bunch of superstonk apes general/ predicts this will collapse the economy and GME is the only solution
>prediction fails
>wait until next news story

How many cycles of this until you realize it’s all a scam?

>>54040613
>So how did you all move on from the failed predictions about evergrande?
Uhh, because nothing happens so we stopped talking about it. What do you want us to do, keep obsessing over Evergrande for no reason? Nobody gives a shit about evergrande, SVB just went up in flames and you’re here running damage control

>>54040642
Holy fuck you're so dumb I don't care what you do brokers lend out shares to market makers, and that's what Citadel, Archeagos, DirectEdge, and literally everyone shorting GME is. Keep operating off the two brain-cells barely functioning to keep your left, and right foot semi autonomous.

>Banks start collapsing
>"I think I'll just keep my assets with the bank! They'll be fine!"

54040645
>doesn’t deny the accusation
fuck off 45ardee

>>54040642
Anyone who is against DRS is a shill. This 35pbtid may be a faggot but you’re the real shill here.

>54040683
Kill yourself keith, project ravioli nigger, jump into a vat of acid daniel chang of citadelbuilders. You are all these "people" act as a bad actor, and then attempt to project your faggotry on anyone engaged in the thread to prevent discussion. light your kike head on fire I am banning the entirety of india, and israel when I buy this site.

>>54033938
>>54033956
>>54033977
Most of what you said was cool, but I have some issues.
>dual citizenship holders will be terminated from office
I'm going to be a dual citizen in the near future and I'm more than fine with this. Just as long as I'm still allowed to own property and I'm treated rightfully still as a citizen in the US then we're peachy.
>you must maintain a CDL-lite to own an operate any body on frame vehicle or vehicle over 5000lb
Fuck you nigger, I'll drive whatever I want to drive without further regulations. I'll drive my decommissioned tank on highways without a "CDL lite"
>12-24 year congressional term limit
still too long
>no property tax on primary residence, or for veterans, elderly
how about no property tax, period.
>"core fee" for all consumer goods
As long as that fee is only paid one time (ie can't tax something that's already been taxed, such as used and second hand items)
>Label all forms of corn syrup unfit for human consumption.
I agree, but these items should still be sold but only with a VERY bold warning like with how other countries deal with cigarette packaging
>drop marijuana, LSD, and psylocybin from Schedule 1
MDMA too
>make prostitution legalized but regulated. Those who engage in prostitution however, should be registered forever in a public database similar to sex offenders.
It's useless to legalize the act yet penalize people for engaging. It should just be legalized, regulated, taxed and let that be that.

Let this be a reminder to not believe apes when they tell you this is the end game or that a collapse is coming.

>54040703
I’m not against drs. I’m very pro drs. I’m just not drsing the whole boat nor plan on selling from the pool. This argument has played out in these threads for almost a year now.

>>54040720
>>54040684

you had all this time, now be forced to read my rhyme. everything created by design, but can be broken by divine

>>54040722
it's 45ardee up to his usual negro shenanigans

>>54040706
keith isn't him you sperg

Just clock out shills. Your .00000000001 payment of already worthless BTC will stop coming in a matter of days

>>54040763
My job is shilling and I’m here to say
Holding GME is really gay

>>54040722
Nigger I don't care what you do. The truth is if you trust brokers you're dumb. That's it, the same way normies trust banks is a dumb thing. You could jerk off in your hand and smack yourself in the face with it while writing a lover letter to fidelity. I am spitting facts, and what you do is on you. Keep half your shares in Fidelity, and the other half in DRS. Just don't be salty if shit goes down especially if a bunch of laughing pepes with tears in their eyes are directed at you when you freak the fuck out, and post about it in the thread.

HEY HEY
HO HO
REDDIT APES
HAVE GOT TO LEAVE

>>54040791
Good one, fren. I'll buy some shares for you on Monday.

>41 posts &
mental illness

>>54040773
Clearly he's Daniel Chang of Citadelbuilders who shilled BBBY in here like he did on leddit. Same Canadian illegal immigrant tier retard posting about his le ebin disney adventures while blowing ken, and you're his faggot discord buddy who coordinates le ravioli, keith, thread splitting faggotry when you're not sucking each other off at your desks.

>>54040722
>I’m just not drsing the whole boat
Okay, that’s your decision, but your insistence on constantly gloating about it unprovoked really makes it seem like you’re trying to get people to DRS less. Just saying.

>>54040832
project you ssri poisoned faggot

Who's ready for the biggest "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Of our lives?

Stay satiated, fellow shills.

>>54040763
aight but check this
Mayo man Kenny G the way you find Laotian 9 year old boys to fuck is a straight up anomaly
Another shot another disaster Kenny downs his drinks to forget about his margin requirements faster
An FTD another STD got it from rimming Daniel Changs ass at the company
I'm selling at a gorilly, Ken expect me to stick it in Ana Dias with my foot long willy yeah

you niggers are gonna make me 50/50 on Monday God damn it

>>54041007
HYPED

>>54041013
You’re fat as fuck if you’re actually gonna eat all that. Also, why the fuck are you eating off of a school lunch tray? Are you in prison or something?

>>54041066
That’s not my tray, it’s my girlfriend’s.

>>54041039
subject matter good, need to improve flow and rhyme scheme. wagmi

>>54041106
Based I bet she has big booba, and butta since she's not a frail bird like faggot like the anon trying to give you shit

>>54041106
Nah, you’re definitely in some kind of shill camp or something. Why would your girlfriend have a paper tray for mashed potatoes?

>>54041124
If you aren’t attracted to a big woman, you don’t have functioning testicles.

>>54041113
based wagmi i agree flow, and rhyme scheme needs improvement working on it while i have been learning instruments on my off-time.

And plastic dipping cups for sauce

>>54041132
Doing dishes is for poor people. I use disposable plates and bowls for every meal.

Lmao he googled “American BBQ food”

And a styrofoam bowl for beans

>>54041132
Not him, but that's like a South West thing. The way that tray is set up he's probably from Texas, or Tennessee taking a guess.

>>54041202
I’m actually from Texas and have been to at least two dozen barbecue places that serve like that. They don’t plate it that perfectly when you actually go there. It’s literally an image he found online dude

>>54041202
>he deleted it
Nah, he’s definitely in some shill worker camp with a lunch buffet

Kek crypto baggies

It’s all over lmao but they’re such dumbfucks they’ll keep holding

>>54041248
>>54041254
>he actually deleted it
wtf holy shit he is a shill what the actual fuck lmfao didn't even care enough to try and see if it was off google images why the fuck are shills pretending to eat bbq lmfao

>>54041254
Wrong. I’m American. Here’s my back garden.

>>54041283
WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR BBQ TAKE PIC OF BBQ WITH TIMESTAMP RIGHT NOW FAGGOT

>>54041283
>claims to be American
>posts a jew garden

>crypto fags seething
>meltdownies nervous as fuck
>smg faggots coping
looks like we might be close after all

LMAO it’s obviously trolling

>>54041273
The weird part is that is how bbq is served in the south. Lots of restaurants just put in on a piece of paper even.

>>54041310
We are literally in the end game it's insane what is going on right now. They are going to be so assblasted, and one of my favorite things will be spamming /smg/ to shit on all of them. I am sure a good majority of those fucking faggots make up r/meltdownie.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

>>54034417
“””””””””””technical”””””””””””””” issue
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/03/10/wells-fargo-missing-deposit-technical-issue/11447250002/

>>54041402
*(((((((((technical))))))))) (((((((((((ISSUE)))))))))))

>>54041402
oopsie we mixed customer and bank funds our bad!

>>54040568
>How did you all move the goalposts about evergrande?
Very carefully

I'm about to be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very rich.

>>54041402
It’s funny that when they mention the FDIC they say that it’ll give “many” customers their money back, but not most. Kek!

CRAMER COMMISSARS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>54041841
kek cramies

>>54041841
At this point anyone who does what he says deserves the consequences. I bet only idiot senile boomers take Jimmy Shill seriously.

>>54041434
It's called a "bail-in" you uneducated dolt.

>>54041871
>>54041878
It's called Mad Money because of how pissed you'd be after losing all your money.

>>54041947

it's beginning

>>54042068
>tfw can't redeem

>>54042068
>federal reserve saving people from their shitty imaginary internet money investments

>>54041654
I agree.
Why do some float and others dive?

>>54042068
DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM IT WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING

>>54042124
Kek'd and palindromic-digits checked.

>>54041828
I had $180,000 in SIVB and I was able to get it out this morning.

>>54041952
>>54041952
>>54041952
Breaded.

>>54042391
Nice, that’s because you had less than $250,000, most (97%) of SIVB’s accounts are above that and uninsured

>>54031956
based

>>54034876
psychedelics are better than SSRIs retard. go find God