/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.riffusion.com/?&prompt=chill+vibe+to+crash+the+stock+market+to&seed=8730&denoising=0.75&seedImageId=og_beat

>>54019143
those are some shit links!

>>54019143

FUCK YOU /SMG/

second for 200 SPY

Shit market.

>GME barely down 2%
Nah, this ain't the big one, at least not today

Is MUFG Union Bank fucked? Should I get my funds out?

Slurped some HAS today.

JEPI died
i looked at my portfolio and cried

Peter Lynch: Crashes always happen on Monday.

>>54020398
I will literally give away all of my money to suck on abigail shapiros tits while she gives me an unenthusiastic handy j.

OH N-

I was listening to the free bird guitar solo and this gif was in perfect sync to the beat. Watching the gif along side the spy chart was pretty fun. It was like the little penguin girl was going fucking mental cheering it on while this plays in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSbJkU9Lmw

Remember how everyone was a genius in 2020? Making 10%+ gains every month?

those were fun times eh, you made enough to retire I hope

Also,WFCbros...

200 day moving average SPY/UPRO leverage rotation strategy bros, wtf do I do?? Do I sell or wait???

>>54020441
Everything is fine you just can't take any money out ha ha

Put all of your money into the big money center banks -- JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, or Wells Fargo. They are too big to fail and will get fed bailout $$$.

All money not at these four banks above the $250k FDIC limit is at risk and will likely be zeroed out in the coming months.

if you try to shit
i'll tax the street
if you try to run
i'll lick your feet
good morning sirs, i am the taxman

>>54020441
So the Fed is front running the money flow by stealing from wagie normies to plug holes in the SVB fiasco to prevent a system wide meltdown?

>This DIY porn site is in talks to sell out to the huge porn conglomerate. As part of the deal, all of the content from the DIY site that is on their servers would be uploaded to the porn conglomerate. They would gets tens upon tens of thousands of hours of new porn. Most creators didn't know this was a possibility when they signed up. (OnlyFans/MindGeek)

>>54020438
If we're mumu's are lucky, they'll get 10 years of crab. But that's wishful thinking. SPY is going sub $200

>>54020452
very few of us have more than 250k anon

>>54020452
or we can double down!

>>54020452
Who is the weakest? I feel like the Fed is willing to sacrifice one of them then save the left overs.

>>54020441
WHY ARE THEY STILL GREEN WTF

I work in treasury at a regional bank
Ill answer questions for like 45 minutes while I eat lunch at my desk

>>54020457
Probably. If I get handed shitty bonds instead of my money, I will become ungovernable.

>>54020398
imagine fucking her missionary bros

>>54020462
good, i finished porn already

AHHHH BHENCHODE BASTARDS I DID PRETTY WELL ON MY INTERVIEW WITH THE CTO AND WILL PROBABLY BE MAKING A LOT MORE MONEY WITH THIS JOB AND I WILL BE A BIT HAPPIER WITH MY LIFE NOTHING GDO HAS HAPPENED WITH MY CAREER FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS AND FINALLY ITS HAPPENED

>>54020464
nop

>>54020480
How bad is your balance sheet looking?

>>54020452
The complete collapse of the financial system would affect everyone. including your dummie. Your shorts will be toast. You won't be able to withdraw it or cash out of it. That is what you are rooting for. Everyone losing...

Is that what you bears want? A WORLD WHERE WE TRADE AND BARTER WITH COWS, STICKS, STONES AND BEAR TEARS?

>>54020441
Checked mine earlier and it’s fine. I think it has more to do with SVB having their accounts handed over into receivership since direct deposit usually even gets deposited early and they had to freeze it since it would all bounce

>>54020487
work the shaft and swallow the man gravy anon, that's all you had to do

>>54020480
how much treasure is at your treasury?

>>54020469
I'm not a financials expert, but I truly believe ALLY is fucked. They have a huge book of car loans on cars that were bought at hugely inflated prices heading into what will eventually become a job loss recession. People will jingle mail their car keys the way they jingle mailed their house keys in 08.

>>54020438
>10% a month
Dude it's so fucking easy to trade now

>wait for bullshit rally
>fomc coming up with rate hike higher than expected
>buy puts
>realize gains
>wait for crash to bottom
>buy calls

Or in general just inverse /smg/ since everyone is a fucking retard

I hope this shit goes on forever

>>54020442
I would wait we could gap up above the downward trend line.

>>54020500
Yeah, the math is fine; all my balance was there. I may be fleeing to my Schwab account though...

>>54020480
How fucked is the average bank? What kind of percent reserves is the average retail bank holding now that the requirement has been lowered to zero?

>>54020482
Imagine being the goblina baby that gets to suck the sweet horchata out of those brown milkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ
Thread theme. We're gonna pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and climb out of this. The Tyranny of the Boomer is at an end.

>>54020436
i told you

Good luck with your shorts when everyone is insolvent. bring on the CBDC! BRING ON THE NO CATTLES. BRING NO THE NO CONSUMING> BRING ON THE BUGS. BRING ON THE CHAINS.

FUCK YOU CHAINLINKS FAGGOTS!

You faggots can't survive a day with dairy and beef. and yet you are rooting for your own demise. Tranny soxl faggots confirmed.

>>54020441
should I keep a wells fargo short open on the weekend?

>>54020506
I would rather work the shaft and swallow the man gravy of chill data scientists than fucking boomer lawyers.

>>54020530
>horchata
que rico lmao

>>54020511
Hi can you tell me when to buy and sell? I only have $400 to invest but looking to turn that into 200k by next year

>>54020438
retire?

>>54020495
You didn't read my post. JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, and Wells Fargo will be fine. They already have about 50% of all deposits in the country anyways. They will be bailed out by the govt and therefore your funds are safu. It's all part of their Schwabbian efforts to concentrate the money in the big banks so they can further their pro-ESG efforts and usher in the great reset. Regional banks are redundant in the NWO.

I AM SLURPING THE DIP

SSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>54020555
trips of truth
retirement age will be 80 soon

>>54020521
how many SOXL shares do I need for her mouth to hover over my dick just close enough to feel her hot breath like that?

>>54020522
they didn't need to go from 10% to 0% to maintain 11% anon....shits zero.

>>54020469
Wells Fargo is the least bad major bank, but the democrats fucking hate them, so they might be left out to dry

>>54020480
can you get me a job i am poor

>>54020551
I told you this morning. I shilled RBLX puts (they were up 4.5% premarket). It's too late now you have to wait until I see another good play. You have to wait until you see them instead of just throwing money around like a nigger

>>54020491
Balance sheet is strong but I assume you’re more curious about deposit runoff
We actually had a large inflow yesterday while clients were getting out of svb. We’re all hands on deck openings accounts right now.
Some runoff today though
>>54020522
The reserve requirement isn’t really relevant, there are lots of other regulations that require different sources of liquidity.
The average bank should be fine, svb ran into a fear based run on their deposits and couldn’t sell their shitty MBS portfolio for near enough to cover. They had a special type of shitty balance sheet

>>54020495
Yes.

crab into close?
are you fucking kidding me?!

I JUST BOUGHT MY MOMS ENTIRE RETIREMENT ACCOUNT INTO 2X NASDAQ

WE GONNA BE RICH!

Rate hikes will be paused at the next FOMC meeting.

>>54020480
How realistic are bail ins?

>>54020562
You’re going to hate it when he dark pools and the big deals bing done quietly on the trading floor finally start being entered on the open market...

>>54020149
>>54020089

>bank with ~$200b in assets goes insolvent because they wanted to raise $1.8b
Great financial system you’ve got there

>>54020588
Wells Fargo are literally fucking criminals and been caught doing incredibly criminal illegal shit and paid billions of dollars in fucking fines repeatedly. Wtf is with people using this fucking bank?

>>54020594
I dont understand puts and calls I am retard nigger please use small words and short sentences

bought SPY 370 put
bought SPY 400 call
both expire in 7 days
am i gonna win?

>hurr durr svb failure is not-ACK

>>54020588
>Wells Fargo is the least bad major bank, but the democrats fucking hate them,
Bizarre post. Truly an /smg/ conservitard classic.

>>54020648
holy shit it's halted LOL

what the fuck

Imagine letting a bank fail under your watch.
What in the FUCK does Powell think he's doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuUefy9bT9U
SHE'S SAYS WE'VE GOTTA HOLD ON
TO WHAT WE'VE GOT
IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
AND THAT'S A LOT
FOR LOVE~
WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LIVING ON A PRAYER!
TAKE MY HAND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR!

Funny how all these songs written during the 70-80's recession suddenly hit me in the feels.

Still waiting for Jamie Dimon to get me slice of that trafficked cocaine.

>>54020588
Fargo is literally missing thousands of customer deposits at this moment (no, not "technical glitch", the money is gone) and I'm closing my account with them. Short their stock for free money. Why are they doing this? To prop up their failing balance sheet for the day, give other failing banks emergency loans, or what?

>>54020661
>>Wells Fargo is the least bad
writes up fake accounts for customers. doesn't give them any of the money.

>>54020417
JEPI might be heemed
Buy TMF to be redeemed

>>54020677

>>54020640
>WAH WAH WAH MY BANK CHARGED ME AN OVERDRAFT FEE
Fuck you, you retarded fucking spic. Wells Fargo was the only major bank that wasn't even remotely involved in the junk debt scheme, and that's actually why the dems hate them: they don't give out loans to retarded niggers who obviously won't pay them back.

>>54020648
209 billion is essential $20 dollars compared to 2008

>>54020678
>What in the FUCK does BIDEN think he's doing.

Biden. This is Biden's economy, tranny. And even if it's not true, everyone will think it is :)

How do you anons use the ATR to figure out your stop loss point?

>>54020648
yeah but 209 billion today is like $15 in 2008 because of inflation. nothingburger.

It can't fall any lower.

>>54020703
owned by hindoos

>>54020683
oh and how many goyim foreskin have you collected? what makes you think u deserve anything?

>>54020677
anon, it's literally closed by the FDIC

>>54020417
The second /smg/ told me to all in JEPI instead of SCHD was the second I knew I should double down on SCHD.

>>54020648
You should’ve heard LIESman seething earlier on CNBC
>HOW ARE THEY EVEN A BANK!?!?!

>>54020684
Remember the time they created millions of fake accounts to pad their numbers? I remember...

>>54020705
>>54020714
Good points, to be fair.

>>54020441
Reminds me of crypto
>You can't cash out

>>54020648
Sill not as bad as bear sterns.

>>54020495
At this point.... yes....

>>54020681
Bon Jovi wasn't written during a recession. Unless 1986 was a recession I didn't know about.

Friendly reminder the real FDIC bank seizures was the friends we made along the way

>>54020729
Based and Schwab-pilled.

>>54020707
>he thinks Biden is coherent enough to understand what's going on
Back you go.

Everything is fine, do not listen to your ears, do not look with your eyes.

>>54020729
LOL

Bought WAL on today's dip.

Sell today, or chance it and hold over the weekend?

The bottom isn’t in until the SPY has a -3% day. Short all pops until then. CPI also next week

>>54020684
BOFA did the same with all their zelle transactions like a month ago.

>>54020469
It's either Citi or Wells Fargo, but they're shit in their own unique ways. Citi is an absolute mess that wants to scale down to get a handle on their operations, but they struggle to do so because they're so big. Wells Fargo on the other hand is on the Fed's naughty list for massive systemic fraud that saw them opening up fake accounts to pump their numbers up, and now aren't allowed to grow because of it. Wells Fargo would have long surpassed Citi in growth if the Fed didn't stop them, and Citi is intentionally trying to get smaller. Bank of America and JP Morgan aren't perfect, but they're better than the other two

Are we gonna die?

>jews gambling on crypto destroys the stock market

>>54020686
>Some entry level spics in california made empty accounts that didn't do anything or affect anyone in order to prop up their numbers and make them look like better salesmen, and then were promptly fired once it was discovered
>Somehow this means that Wells Fargo itself is bad even though it was against their policy, disclosed immediately, and didn't actually damage anyone

>>54020761

>>54020765
kek

Here’s the fucking dump finally

>>54020628
Doubt we see any type of government response

>>54020762
>he doesn't know
If you don't know the difference between SCHD and JEPI you deserve to be laughed at yourself.

Ebot?

Funds with Bank of America are safu.

>>54020776
it's a certainty

so how's the inverse Cramer ETF doing?

NO REFUNDS GOY

>>54020776
Everyone dies, anon. Not everyone truly lives, however.

>>54020798
Dial 8 more, troon.

Is money going out of business?

>>54020729
JEPI has outperformed SCHD and will continue to outperform SCHD for the next decade. The illiterate fucking bumbling retards of /smg/ don't even know what the fuck a covered call is so it's kind of hard to have any real discussion about the ETF here.

DCA JEPI will outperform SCHD/VOO/SPY/QQQ in any market outside of a prolonged bull market which isn't happening this year

>>54020800
>Oui, notre mere.
>Nous allons dump.

>>54020812
just physical money

>>54020775
>>54020732
It was a handful of bottom rung salespeople who were fired the nanosecond their behavior was discovered. It also had no effect on anyone who had accounts opened in their name, that was the point, it was the salespeople trying to trick the company, they would want the effects to be zero.

RELEASE HIM NOW!

>>54020807
I still think it's amazing how Mark Zuckerberg managed to transition so well. I bet his gookfu helped.

>>54020826
what the fuck is going with women today there's no way people find this attractive

BEARBROS HOW DO WE STOP THE DOW

>>54020807
god i hate that body type, especially in pants suits which highlight it
you can just tell the woman's a raging cunt

>>54020831
GIVE HIM ALL OF THE FAILED BANKS MONEY
WITH SOME MORE MARGIN WE CAN GET OUR WAY OUT OF THIS

>>54020839
Women are dumb, news at 11.

>>54020808
>former lyft executive
I hope he ropes.

>>54020826
It's like the kind of lips you'd expect to see on a 35 year old smoker who's been at it since she was 15

>>54020681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDERlmd2NS4

DIE SOXL DIE

>>54020745
>>54020745
>The storyline was loosely based on real-life events that Jon Bon Jovi and songwriter Desmond Child experienced in the 1970s.
The song is literally about the 70's-80's period of stagflation and and recession.

>>54020826
>tfw you will never have a bog gf to pump it and domp it with
Why even live?

>>54020850
THAT JUST MIGHT WORK DAMN IT, IT JUST MIGHT WORK

>>54020870
STOP FUCKING MY SOXS SWINGS UP BASTARD

>>54020826
This image is spookier than a horror movie cover, wtf is the deal with that?

Also im withdrawing my deposits just to be safe, I'm only getting like 0.02% interest anyway why the fuck do i bother depositing anything

>>54020839
Women like it. They see their favorite celeb do it and they lemming into it. I don't think men actually think it looks good.

>>54020808
Imagine how they feel to be one of us regular plebs now who the bank wouldn’t think twice to call the cops on us

>>54020831
FREE MY NIGGA BILL
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

>>54020681
I saw Bon Jovi live

So my stocks are fdic insured r-right?

At this point its not about finding which bank is the least exposed, they all are. I want to find which bank has the most cushion to take a hit.

>>54020874
IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH WE'LL JUST HAVE TO OPEN UP THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND GIVE HIM A BLANK CHECK

BREAKING: THE GOVERNMENT OF UKRAINE BAILS OUT SVB

>>54020888
maybe you should take profit then
don't be scurred

>OHHHH THIS IS THE BIG ONE
why does bobo think it's cool to brag about the dick he took last night?

>>54020648
>>54020705
>>54020714
The fact they're a tech sectoe bank is the issue
The amount of money lost is irrelevant

>>54020908
Sell everything and withdraw.
>>54020911
Withdraw everything.

JUST MERGE TOYS R US, FXT CRYPTO AND SVB TO FROM THE SHITTIEST ORGANIZATION KNOWN TO MAN

>>54020816
>go check the 5 year
Except it fucking hasn't lol!

>>54020811
*cums on you*
Take that you whore. Argue like a cunt get treated like a cunt.

>>54020933
>Second largest bank in US history going under
>not a big one

Can we just do QE infinity again I’m bored

>>54020908
Nope
SIPC does though

>>54020826
Boy oh boy the criticism Chloe got about her looks did some damage to her didn't it? Who would if thought that picture with the disgusted beaner would have caused her to become a bog?

>>54020938
They’re a VC bank, which leads to tech exposure.
The writing was on the wall when VC activity dried up

Anyone do a wellness check on their bullfrens today?

>>54020931
maybe if you stop ranposting long enough for it to hit 22.6 again i will take profit
i had it on good authority from an insider on an anonymous stock trading forum that we'd be closing above 23 today

Anybody checked on Cathie Wood?

>>54020947
>10 years later
WILL 'CRYPTO TOYS OFSAN DIEGO' EVER COME DOWN! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE A COMPANY OUT PERFORM THE BAGGIE INDEX!

>>54020998
kek

i can identify the sound of my wife's car from 3 blocks away and know to close pornhub
any market for this skill?

>>54020730
Seems like an appropriate question to ask, though

>>54020949
>woke ass bank throws billions at woke ass garbage companies that dont produce anything of worth
>goes broke
Bullish.

>>54020776
That implies we're not already dead.

>>54020998
>>54021017
Always how this shit happens to Apple, Amazon, and Google were dog shit companies no one wanted a damn thing to do with back in 2003. I wonder who will come out as king of the paradigm shit this time.

>>54020776
Only a matter of time

black monday chads get your moneys ready for the slurpening

Oh my god I am talking with all the other silicon valley bros i know at start ups in the SF bay area and literally none of them know or give a shit about the SVB blowup. My fintwit + /smg/ autism is embarrassing me

>>54021018
To be marketable, you'd have to at least be at the level of psychically perceiving your wife's intention to return home at the same time she forms the intention. Keep training, soldier.

>>54021060
THEY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TRANNIES IN THEIR HR DEPARTMENT LET THIS BE A LESSON TO CORPORATE AMERIKA

>>54020806
Ticker is SJIM. Unfortunately Rocker gave up yesterday literally hours before it started turning around.

>>54020950
We need to go well below Oct levels for that, market gonna have to bite the pillow if that's what they're waiting for

>gay scam pump finally ends as soon as my puts expire

>>54021104
They do that on purpose you know. 70% of options expire worthless

>>54021104
You are supposed to inverse mainstream sentiment not buy into it. Always inverse /smg/ and CNBC.

>>54021083
Yes because tech workers are financial geniuses
Tell them their employers might not be able to pay them and watch them squirm

So tempted to go 100% short and hope for a few bank failures on monday morning

>>54021060
>at woke ass garbage companies that dont produce anything of worth
Nah, the funny part is it wasn't the 0 revenue tech startups. Their diversity hires parked billions in 1.5% yielding mortgage backed securities.

This was when CPI was clocking in at 5%, 6%, 9%..

Goldcucks polishing their shafts getting ready to cum. Gonna join them and buy some gold miners, they seem ready to rip.

>>54021083
normies don't give a shit until it's too late. Most of them don't even know what the fed is.

>>54020946
>go check the 5 year
>JEPI inception is may 21 2020

I hate this fucking board so much and I'm going to the gym I can't stand you niggers anymore today

>>54021142
OH NO NO NO NO

>>54021083

Anyone else remember a few months ago where Alex Jones was playing the video of bankers and regulators sitting around talking about bail in’s becuase the FDIC only had like 1% of what it would really cost if they had to insure and pay out during a real bank run collapse?

>>54021129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXX-pWzOY8

>>54021096
I went all in on SPXU instead. Smarter choice I ever made Clark

>>54020988
i'll stop ranposting when SOXL is below 12
no sooner

>Timber

Best puts to buy for Monday?

>>54021143
>>54021152
>>54021159
Meh. Dodd Frank Title II should at least cushion the impact.

>>54021166
Naw, they have full faith and credit of the US Government. They can just hit up the Treasury.

Closing at the lows.

>>54020988
Hey there you go!

>>54021166
Link?

>>54021193
Not happening
This is the beginning of the end
Screenshot me

>>54020911
Beal Bank has a really high tier 1 capital ratio, but it's not publicly traded.
Deutsche Bank has a high ratio too, but how safe would you feel with them?

>>54021212
>Screenshot me
Haha and then what ;)

>>54021166
Yes

So how many tech start ups just got rinsed?

>>54021197
>>54021210
It was only a month ago

https://banned.video/watch?id=63e69bab3527cd2ea263771a

>>54021183
Noice.

>>54021230
I guess you’ll have to try it and find out teehee

>>54021210
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NRbJSF0cH7E

>>54021166
I hope someone would fedpost investment bank offices and the homes of their executives at that point.

This post is parody.

How much would house prices have to fall for there to be another mortgage default crisis? I assume that the robustness of American household's finances is also deteriorating due to inflation outpacing income growth so that combined with housing price decline and a possible recession makes me think that default rates could make a resurgence.

>>54021230
then you print out the screenshot and do a cum tribute on his post when he's right

>>54020495

>American Savings and Loan goes under in 1988
>gets bought by Washington Mutual
>years later Washington Mutual goes under in 2008
>gets bought by JP Morgan Chase
>Cramer tweets that JPM is a fortress today

>>54021235
>BNY Mellon
The bank of patricians.

>>54021185
ran posting is a top signal fagot you're literally gonna make soxl go up

"Buy VIXM. When the VIX gets back over 30 sell VIXM then buy XLV. When the VIX gets back under 20 sell XLV and rebuy VIXM then wait for the VIX to go back up. Wash rinse repeat until the recession is over in 2024
as easy as it is"

This was saved under my Running /biz/ Stock Advices notes, is it still correct?

>>54021262
Depends on a lot of factors like bond market liquidity and speed. A 30% decline over 5 years is different from 10% in a month.

>>54021274
Reminder that Jim Cramer stated it was a bull market at the literal peak of this year mid February

>>54021257
same energy

>>54021083
At a certain point, I just don't even talk about this shit with people. My parents knew about FTX and were laughing about it though lmao.

>>54021302
How does that nutjob still have a job

Well hey, at least the Russell isn't hammering along its daily low.

>>54021315
Because he helps his (((buddies))) unload their bags on the middle class

Bulls you need to defend this spot with everything you have...step on it press that green button or its over.

>>54021262
Fall? Lmao falling house prices would do the opposite kek
Everyones house just fucking doubled in price. A 50% drop would fuck over a few individuals or maybe some meg corps. And that would be good for the economy.

>>54021330
Sorry bro I sold.

>>54021315
>get lucky once
>get cush job at CNBC
>do a shitload of coke and ramble on all day to clueless boomers
>profit

FUCK

The FDIC's insurance fund is only $128 billion. Literally smaller than SIVB. GET THE FUCK OUT. It's fucking over.

>>54021315
He's a public disinformation vector, which is extremely valuable for market makers.

I'm still on a mission to get a damn pitbullgirl from this AI

>>54021315
For one he's a Jew. Secondly he is essentially employed by wall street to dump their bags on retail. Even the weather people are right more than Cramer.

>>54021235
>First bussy corp

my fucking sides

>>54021350
Oh no, that'd be horrible for banks!

>>54020189
Betting more when you just lost does not increase your odds of winning, your projected payout is exactly the same on a given bet no matter how many times you've lost. The way you capitalize on mean reversion to come back from a losing streak is to increase the number of occurrences to smooth out the statistical anomaly. The only way to win a 50:50 gamble is to be able to gamble enough to induce a statistical anomaly big enough to bust the opponent. Martingale does the opposite: It helps the opponent by exponentially reducing the number of losses in a row it takes to bust you. Martingale does not increase your effective betting pool either; it's much harder to induce a large winrate divergence than it is to suffer a small losing streak. It's pretty much the epitome of a swindler's tale.

Stocks are another matter and whatever incidental benefits or detriments the behavior may have when trading are besides the point. There is zero mathematical edge to the strategy, is my point.

>>54020230
They literally can't stop you from martingaling. Just rotate between 3 different tables, 3 different casinos, 3 different games, 3 different martingale sequences. It's a pure money management strategy meaning it can be disassembled and rearranged at will and there's no countermeasure as long as betting size is more or less in control of the player. If anyone got kicked out of a casino for martingale it was probably because their demographic has a bad reputation.

>>54021343
Im actually a bobo

What price should I get for SPY puts next Monday?

>>54021282
admit you are gambling and relying on astrology and monkey hair braiding board mythology then

give SIVB CIO mommy gf plz

>>54021378
Oh, then you're welcome, bro, I sold.

is SIVB getting bailed out?

>>54021083
>>54021314
Those fuckers still have no idea what happened in 2008. They have no concept of how the world works and how it is run. All they see is ahhhh price of Coca Cola go up! Gas up! Me made! Me vote for man saying he gib munny!

why wasn't the discount window sufficient for SVB to cover customer withdrawals?

>>54021166
>FDIC only had like 1% of what it would really cost if they had to insure and pay out during a real bank run collapse?
Yeah it's been like that for quite some time actually

>>54021371
but we NEED the banks, how could we ever live without them?

>>54021350
Welp... gonna go keep my money safe and buy some rum. Who knew my plan of only using credit and liquidating my bank account every payday was actually a good idea.

>>54021367
Now that's a company I can get behind

>>54021302
That’s why SJIM won’t work very well Tuttle said they will only hold their positions for a week, Cramer’s advice usually takes a month or two to implode

WE WERE BEAUTIFUL IT WAS OUR TIME
you chuds will pay for destroying what we had

>>54021388
of course i'm gambling and i rely on nothing but my own wits and instinct. Just me against the world. I made 340 bucks today

Anybody got a reason to be bullish for Monday? I am tired of this dumping

>>54021438
>Asian skiers
Sounds fucking terrifying.

>>54021438
ONE COLLASPE OF SOME FAGGOT ROASTIE BANK IS NOT ENOUGH WE NEED MANY MANY MORE!

>>54021433
That's why I sold, I didn't realize that when I bought it.

Looks like an absolute shitload of soiys won’t be getting their next paycheck

>>54021287
unknown but it would have worked great in october. Remind me when the vix gets over 30 again i'll go in this trade with you

>>54021468
my girlfriend is asian and i would not trust her on skis lmao

OK, shorts you had your fun but it's time to close. Please close.

Please close, now.

>>54021183
Is it 2 late 2 buy mr rocker?

monday will be blood red then tuesday will be neon green

>>54021495
Sounds good, I'll use pic rel so you know it's me

>>54021465
Worse. Boomers and Normies will have 2 days to panic about their 401k getting liquidated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usp9eFi-0Aw
STOP WE ARE GOOD TIME!
WE'RE FROM THE 80'S AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP!

PUMP
INTO
CLOSE

LOL

>>54021483
What did those FNKO shorts know?

>>54021510
Absolutely not. The stock market is circling the drain. Shorting now would be you buying in super super super early. The Biden admin literally said in their proposed budget that the economy is fucked mate. This will probably be the most obvious short of a lifetime

>>54021536
bleh, i feared as much

>>54021542
People have to buy close

The look she gives you when you invest in peanut futures

>>54021557
Jus placed my buzzer beater order hehe

>Meanwhile, over on /tv/

Haha slurpers got BTFO today

>>54021581
Sadly it's the weekend though. Now that I'm back in the market I hate weekends again.

>>54021371

FIDC is insurance on your deposits at the bank retard. If you put $1mil in the bank and the bank goes under the FDIC pays you $250k and you never see the rest. Lots of tech companies are about to get heemed by their cash balances disappearing into thin air.

>>54021350
>Get all your cash
>Lose value cuz inflation is still too high
Fuck this

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

Should I be worried if I have $180k in cash in Vanguard's money market fund? It's not FDIC insured. lol

HOLY FUCKING SHIT REITS
I'm really tempted to sell my LTT and dump it into reits

Im getting financially heemed

>>54021627
Not checking

>>54021536
Black Monday confirmed... Most have no idea since it’s Friday and they aren’t paying attention to the news looking forward to happy hour drinks with coworkers at Applebee’s, Chili’s and TGI Friday’s...

>>54021630
dont worry the fdic has a special number you can call to talk to a female broker who will explain how bankruptcy proceedings go and how you will be last in line to reclaim sold assets

We need to kill every jew in america asap

>>54021630
Honestly if you get worried just move it into a short term bond etf and it will be identical

>>54021372
Martingale with a lot of money will 100% get you kicked out of the casino and banned. Ask Dana White, he isn't allowed to gamble anywhere in Vegas anymore because he isn't retarded and has too much money. Martingaling with millions will literally bankrupt a casino.

>500 bet win
>500 bet lose
>1000 bet lose
>2000 bet win
>500 bet win
>500 bet lose
>1000 bet lose
>2000 bet lose
>4000 bet lose
>8000 bet win
>500 bet

I'm sorry if you can't understand the concept. They literally won't let you do this in a casino

>>54021642
>sell my LTT and dump it into reits
Why would you jump into mortages when you have rising rates, yet to see a huge housing drop yet, and banks like SVB went max leverage on MBS to get 1-2% yield and now have to clear the books?

>>54021581
See
>>54021350

You did good champ

>>54021671
because its only 14% residential and mostly industrial, cell towers, and commercial
and their FFO is setting records with NAV at record lows

Whatever the fuck's going on it let me get rid of some bags I'd been stuck with

I went short on WFC before close, you fags better be right

>>54021627
Half of my shorts are green again and my net is a gain, waiting with 70% cash for another bank to fail or just for the bottom if I miss the last chance to load in before the crash

It's so fuckin over.

>>54021627

>>54021670
>double or nothing until one of you is bankrupt
top minds at work here

>>54021627
+1.25%
I woke up late, would've been an easy +8% today if I just woke up 2 hours earlier. Remember to go to bed early, anons

I want a green earth untainted by jews for my kids to enjoy

Gf might be pregnant

>>54021627
I'm a 60/40 fag in VT and EDV and so hilariously enough I'm in the green

>>54021670
Who told you to be so stupid?

>>54021604
Mmeowwww

>>54021731
Sorry pal

>>54021709
kek literally no one said anything abot shorting WFC wtf is wrong with u

>>54021627
Would be better if I didn't step out to get a pizza just as my uvxy calls peaked

>>54021438
>#womanintech

>>54021627
Down 1.42%. I bought a small chunk of my long hold. Waiting to see if SPY goes lower.

>>54021731
I am jewish and I want you to die because you are bad for me and my tribe.

>>54021257

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/UBT
https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/rates-bonds/government-bonds/us

Good recession play banking on the yield inversion deepening

>>54021267
Lol nice

>>54021763
Kek, nice

>>54021720
>a game near 50/50 odds
>you have the bankroll to double up 15+ times
>would have to lose 16 times in a row to bust

It's literally free money and they won't let you do it/have table limits/watch high rollers/ban you from the casino if you try to do it

>>54021786

>>54021786

>>54021786

>5.30 1y CDs
Soooooo what's the point of dividend stocks now?

>>54021764
She's getting heat and deleted her linkedin lol

>>54021670
>go to casino
>buy $51k in chips
>start playing roulette with $100 bets because my martingale strategy can only withstand a streak of 8 losses before going bust

It doesn't help that in the event of those 8 losses, you're making a bet for $25,600 for a 50% at a net profit of $100. Not a good bet in my opinion.

>>54021767
Show the lineage to Adam, Poser.

>At Silicon Valley Bank, north of 93% of the bank's $161 billion in deposits are uninsured per a recent regulatory filing,

>>54021804
Buyer takes those.

>>54021710
Good News. Another bank fails.
Yours.
Hope you had less than 250k.

>>54021799
First, the lineage has to be from israel, not from adam. It is israel who was blessed to be a nation. All men, including gentiles, come from adam.
Secondly, I'm not giving you my True Name, goy. You will have no power over me.

>>54021627
>XLB: -2.13%
>XLC: -1.43%
>XLE: -1.31%
>XLF: -1.82%
>XLI: -1.82%
>XLK: -1.7%
>XLP: -0.46%
>XLRE: -3.22%
>XLU: -1.57%
>XLV: -0.7%
>XLY: -0.97%

>Me: 3.22%
>YTD: -0.53%

Why'd TSLA (+0.30%) hold up better than a steel maker (XLB component NUE, -5.34%)? Who knows.

news new edition edition

>>54021833
>>54021833
>>54021833

>>54021835
>Hope you had less than 250k.

>>54021834
If you can trace to Jacob, you trace to Adam.
Poser poser is a dozer. Stop putting the room to sleep with your bullshit.

>>54021771
TMF is better. Hold until the Fed pivots for an easy 3x your money

It's been so long since I've jacked off I nutted in my sleep to a dream where I was riding my flamed out Harley down a remote highway. But that aside anyone knows what markets will do on Easter once the only begotten son has risen again?

>>54021694
>mostly industrial, cell towers, and commercial
Thats potentially worth it then. But id check what office properties they own. High quality ones will be fine but other junky stuff may suffer.

>>54021780
>its impossible to lose 16 times in a row

>>54021865
This is why your ilk will be eradicated. You are just dumb enough to be cattle to us.

>>54021922
>two weeks
look, you can hate yourself for listening to a guy who tells you straight up that the fact that your family isn't related to Jacob on your momma's side means you're worthless.
I'm moving on. You got to get your shit done, it's Friday PM, foo.

Have fun sitting around listening to the Rabbi tell you that you're all worthless scum, because the fact is you can't actually trace back to Israel anymore.

>>54021235
wtf does the red mean?
why is capital one marked with red text? is it going under?

>>54021630
If Vanguard has liquidity issues, $180K will be the least of your concerns

>>54021670
Martingale betting only works if you have more money than the casino and the casino decides it wants to play fair. house edge is multiplicative too; after 5 rounds of martingale betting at 5% house odds (eg. American roulette), 30% of your bet's just going to be there to make up the house edge. If you try to play games with a lower edge, like blackjack, you're not going to be allowed to bet $100 and $100*2^16 at the same table, just because that's ridiculous.
>>54021780
continuing the discussion, it would take 2^16 martingale rounds to double a bankroll that can survive losing 15+ times. it's also a 1/2^16 chance that you lose your entire bankroll every bet. you're just as likely to go bust as you are to double your money, which is no better than just going all in on the first round.

>>54021627
Sold my VIX positions too soon and missed out, but closed up more than 1%. Then the bid ask spread on a 26 cent out of the money covered call went to $0.00-$3.80, so my robotic broker says all my gains are gone. This must be why female brokers are so popular.

>>54022092
Just a guess, but it looks related to size, so maybe top 20 banks by total assets.

>>54019143
Half of the actual humans on this board have "link" filtered just so you know