/biz/ - Business & Finance

Too many institutions got rekt by US treasuries in the last year and other bonds. This won’t be the last to fail.

TSLA doin a lil sum

shit thread, i won't be participating

>>54013830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4VecwgmpYQ

>>54013830
VTNR bros I don't feel so good....

I'm not buying.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

My NANCies are stanky

this is fake
the real cash won't happen until after the next election

HOW CAN SHE SLURP

>treasury yields down
>stocks down
>crypto down
>boomer rocks and foreign currency up
What does this mean?

I bought mar 31st 370 puts in december and they are probably going to expire worthless right before we make new lows

Did SVB get halted? I can't short the gay on my brokerage, guessing that's the same for everyone

>>54013888
Is this a 9/11 joke? Fuck you.

Fed printer go burrrrrrrrr

QE and Raising interests can never happen expect it did and we had the bottom in Oct last year by BOE.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>54013848

Red ID means crabbing breaks out downward. At this rate I might actually breakeven!

>>54013856
Did you forget to sell at $10+
Next chance to reload is in a few weeks when its back at $7

What’s the deal with those Korean popniggers though, they look and sound like total fags, how can that shit be so popular

Eternal thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRVeiJwupo4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8&ab_channel=NirvanaVEVO

I must have dieeeed alone...
A long long time ago....

WHO KNOWS?
NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL

YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

Just placed three bus.
I'm sorry everyone, it's going to be rough

>>54013891
Yes. The goyim were making too much money

>>54013909
BUY DOLE

My portfolio is BOIL TMF and RBLX puts. Diversity is a meme. Holding long term is a meme. I'm going to keep buying BOIL with my RBLX gains.

>you never listen
>gold pumping
>tlt/tmf pumping
>they are going risk off
>we are going to retest 3750
>higher for longer
>50bps
>increased capital gains tax

>zoomers on /biz/ think that this is the real correction
Lol
Lmao even.
A ‘07 style recession is about to have a lot of zoomers buying knee pads. Thankfully I’m in cash, I’m going to be able to fuck whatever barely legal zoomer slut I want to for a quarter and a can of beans in a couple of months.

>>54013830
Will I ever see 7 bucks on boil again bros....

>>54013888
It means the market is pricing in FED to the Rescue!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHHAHA

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>54013897
>Fed printer go burrrrrrrrr
>>>/r/eddit

>>54013898
Get over yourself honey.

>don't come in
lel

Newmont Corp

INTC behaving now.
Retail bought the open? Wtf was that

>>54013928
Look at all this liquidity bros. I just can't .... It's coming bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHAHahHhHAHaHA

>>54013830
>start warring all over the world
>civil war brewing cuz death jab and inflation with joblessness
>>democrats: we also gonna crash the stonks

Democrats are going into the dustbin of history

Thanks USbros, I was afraid DAX would actually end on a positive note.
Btw, feels good to be in gold right now. Even though the stock I own is giving divvies today, it's still green. FEELS GOOD

DO NOT REDEEM SIR, SIR DO NOT! DOO NOTTTTTTTT

lmao i wonder how many retards went short today
OMG COLLAPSE!!!!!!!!! thanks for your money bers as usual

Lets talk about DXY

>>54013897
Agree with the other guy, this is a Reddit post.

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down and laughs to himself.

>>54013942
NO IT STILL GOING
ADMINS

Anime girls are for ___

>>54013936
Now do a group of professionals allow this to happen?

>/smg/ shorted the bottom AGAIN
KEK

>>54013923
>50bps is bullish for tmf tlt
wat

>>54013920
We'll get them another day, brother. Can't complain, I made an okay stack over the last few days since Powell got committee'd.
I feel like this crash is only beginning and some bobos here (or at least in previous threads ) are already weak-handing their shorts.

Hmm. I think Corn, Wheat, maybe even Honey and Salt would lure Bovine.
Of course, the question is the strength of the fencing, male bovines are rather strong.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>this market

NEVER GO FULL JEW

retard bers have not figured out the markets are 100% fed controlled. everyday. they will NOT let the markets selloff quick 2 days in a row. slow burn. theta gang.

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>54013955
DXY crashing is bearish now

>>54013948
Yeah just don't blame the Federal reserve that was responsible for all of this

>>54013957
REDDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SMG GOES FULL BEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

BOIL bro's let's go

>>54013936
Jej - they should at least allow them to come in and remove their stuff in cardboard boxes.

think we see LOD and then POOOOOOOOMP
OR
POOOOOOOOOOOOMP any second?

>>54013971
It's the last hike. People will slurp. Rates will go down even with the hike. My thesis atleast but I'm just riding the trend desu it's had a face melting pump the last two days and much like BOIL
>they are fucking shares. Just hold them retards

Bonds and commodities aren't going to delist. You tech bags might. Your SOXL might

Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

>>54013952
>he said while being red

bought CPNG after a random stranger said they bought it. What a mistake...

Will SVB find a buyer?

>Selling USD
>Selling Stocks
>Buying PMs
>Buying Bonds

Ohnonononono.

>>54014015
spy down half a percent, it will be green by OED guaranteed.

>>54013999
>999
maybe your trips will salvage my April UNG calls

>>54014010
I hope you are entertaining yourself because nobody cares and nobody is reading that

>>54013987
DXY and BONDS going down is a clear signal the fed is coming to the rescue.... which means more QE..

Now if the fed says FUCK YOU and your banks. Then it will really crash, but clearly that is not what the market thinks.

Last year BOE saved a small pension fund. They will bring back the QE infinity to save the banks you faggots.

Liquidity is coming. Brace your anus we are about to get another fake bull run. HAHAHAH

>>54013987
Agreed. I'm struggling to decide whether to keep any money in t-bills, or bail on the dollar ecosystem entirely for a few months.
5% yield doesn't look so great with the dollar losing 1% in value overnight.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS A DEAD CAT!!!!!!!!!!

I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Reminder anon bank runs and liquidations are ACTUALLY bullish!

I sold my KOLD puts at the peak today

>>54014030
The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

>>54014029
the economy is over

>>54014029
cope

uh oh stinky

>>54014033
and how have EU equities performed since the BOE saved that pension fund?

>>54014023
Yea the Fed

>>54014059
This type of shit is BUY SIGNAL.
dumb bers

>>54014045
Being Recession is Bullish.

BULL BROS WTF YOU SAID IT WOULD GO GREEN

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>54014023
ill buy the whole company for 10$

WTF WAS THAT!!?

Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>>54013490
The funny thing is that pricing out 50 bepis isn't pushing equities up, because they're too busy going down.

COME ON DAX, 15400!! I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN

>>54014045
I actually pulled money out of my broker account (trade republic) where the money was stored on a Deutsche Bank account.

>>54014072
the only thing that is going up is DOLE
we will eat clean DOLE fruit in the apocalypse timeline

WHEN WE BUYING CALLS BOYS
POOOOOMP INCOMING

The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

>>54014023
What service does SVB provide that anyone would want to take advantage of?

Isn't it amazing how so many different tickers can have identical movement?

Reminder to my bobros not to dance. Stay humble, even though we are winning. Mumus danced and look at them now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k5aVLi_yhM

>>54014116
They have the best loans for small companies.

>>54014089
because when the Fed really does pivot it means we're headed into the hard landing. bulls are retards that think daddy J will save them.

>>54014099
yesterday was a great time to buy calls, today is good too

>>54014119
not really, its all algo controlled. which is why we wont dump today again and fuck your puts kek

>>54014116
propping up crypto financially speaking

>>54014116
Access to the best Rabbis.

>>54014119
hownew.ru

>>54014119
It's almost like the ONLY thing that matters are rate hikes and 50 bps is super bearish.. you guys are fucking helpless if you haven't figured it out by now

>>54014119
woahhh.... the power of tech companies...

fuck it im buying calls here at 389, 390 expiry 20 cons

>>54014023
Nope. Why would someone jump in front of a train to buy distressed assets?

>>54014119
>HOW CAN MY STOCKS FOLLOW THE INDEX?!

Lol, what?

>>54014144

>>54014133
I'm not a 0dte degenerate, my puts can wait even if I am buying at an increased premium

>>54014144

Trading is so incredibly easy
>go on Twitter
>see niggers and women talking about their “investments”
>go on /biz/ and see everyone riding the permabull Hopium
>immediately open shorts

IF

The fed will allow the banks to fail. That would be the real black swan event. Even your brokerage account will be in jeopardy. Think you will get paid out shorting?? NAHHH probably not...

If they really want to fuck the entire system up. Fed will let the banks fail.... but if you think you can short and win think again. The entire system will collapse.

>>54014158
today expiry*

DAX has lost all his retard strength :(

>>54014169
I am suddenly very happy this "diverse" bank is going under

>>54014119
this again
>everybody trades ETFs
>ETFs hold stocks
>why are stocks going down when we dump ETFs
it's a mystery

When the Fed hikes 50bps, the yield curve will invert even more as the long end drops precipitously, as 50bps in March will be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

did the cryptoanon leave now that btc is back below 20k or what

>>54014180
>go on twitter
Stay there

>>54014169
Should have fucking known

>>54014169
She needs a ride

Can we please pump now?

theta wedge day, with huge pop to the upside.
tale as old as time.
retards all of you, free money staring at you in the face on SPY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-TcXcnKkY

>>54014144
They deserve to lose all their jobs. When does the market stop crabbing?

>>54014181
good chance they let it tank due to the whole jan6 exposing the fbi right now

>>54014196
>everybody trades ETFs
i'm trading leveraged ETFs (SOXS)

thats enough TMF gains to buy 2 steel reserves and a pack of swisher sweets

>>54013926
legendary pasta

>>54014206
Sorry mumu it's our ball now

>>54014198
He got banned and either can't figure out how to ban evade cause he's a retard or he's quit out of shame since crypto is down 50% now in a single year

>>54013906
I thought it would go higher than 11 I thought the retard strength was real. I'm in at 6.50 so I'm still green

Slurp

>>54014181
This is why you have to get your shorts in NOW, before they implement the uptick rule on all stocks when we are in free fall mode.

>>54014216
The damage control is outstanding with that shit. They need to falseflag asap lol

All memes aside why the fuck would anyone buy right now?

>>54014169
She's cute

>>54014169
Sers...

>>54014232
Yeah he prolly roped after eth dropped >3%

Bobo prepare for GREEN FUCKING DILDOS

lmao, just how much do you think -AAACKman got in this thrash bank?

>>54014254
DO NOT REDEEM

>>54014235
It'll be back up eventually. It's all traders in VTNR though so the moves always overextend.

Am I the only one still doing SPACs? I'm still making bank on them despite the retarded bubble from 2 years ago having popped. I love it because when I don't like the market (like right now) they're a safe haven that also have very high upside potential. I make sure to always buy SPACs strictly under $10 because they will pay about $10.5-$11 if they dissolve. If they don't dissolve it's usually a guaranteed 40-100% return. I also only buy them when they're ~80% toward their deadline. Since they never really change in price, worst case scenario I take a $10 loss from trade fees and move on to another one (only happened once so far).
It's really a win-win with the right strategy. If I wanted to micro-manage more, I'd even buy them early and sell calls on them until ~90-95% toward deadline.

>>54014208
If you buy calls before the 3750 retest you are a fucking retard. This is financial advice

>>54014250
Retarded redditors that are permabull. /biz/ and reddit are filled with zoomers who don’t remember/weren’t alive for the recession so they don’t know how bad things are about to get.

>>54014250
I like to gamble.

>>54014250
1) I'm a dca boglehead
2) VNQ is amazing right now. Record setting FFO so the nav is absurdly cheap. Its getting dumped by short term investors chasing bond yields

>>54014282
ouch your puts are fukt sir. im sorry.

>>54014229
I want to short! And just when I lost patience and started to short, we pump, fuck off.

Srsly I can't tell how high DAX can go. It's not moving like the DOW.

>entire market of country red
pretty nice totally not rigged at all

>>54014250
You're telling me you're not buying inversed ETFs?

INSIDER INFO HERE

have it on very good source right now CEO's of major banks are going to have a meeting with biden later today make with that what you will

>>54014312
You don't understand that the euro markets do not operate like the US markets. Euro markets are in super-QE mode. They will not dump for a long time. Wait for hyperinflation in a western euro country or for a country's bankruptcy before there's a chance for a collapse in those markets.
The US markets are not in turbo-QE mode (but they're about to be in my opinion, because of svb). This is why the market is still beat down over there.

these big green candles are not bullish. its gonna be the same pattern as yesterday, a slow bleed.

slurpsisters... keep going

>>54014331
Restart ze QE. Initiate ze hyperinflation.

>>54014310
? They are green as fuck. RBLX is down $2 since open

>>54014313
my buy the dip bots stop lossed already and shorted instead
it's over

>>54014347
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>54014312
You had like a whole year. I've had these fucking shorts open since like BBBY shit itself. You think us bobros all started shorting last week? Fuck no. There were good opportunities though, like TSLA and NVDA doing absolute nigger numbers. So yeah idk how you missed the obvious opps.

>>54014250
Why not? Time in the market beats timing the market. Most people don't follow the stock market extensively. Just buy once a week/month, and get on with your life. If you invested in a good company which makes profit like let's say Apple, then there is no way you will lose.
The market only ever goes up for stable companies that actually make a profit, which is something everybody should know
Simply said, buy the dip and hold. The boomer strategy works

>>54014347

My puts have swung between 30% and -20% this is fucking retarded

WHO IS REDEEMING

Can any oldfags explain why GS is on the DJIA?

I'd buy DOW30 but I don't want to be involved with GS, I find them cancer.

BBBY HEADING TO SUB $1.00

>>54014331
Don't need an insider to know that anon, sorry to burst your bubble.

Daily reminder:
If you need any sign to exit the market just remember that there are still daily GME and BBBY generals going on.
The market is not even close to having finished correcting until these threads are a distant memory.

>>54014363
SIVB

Precious metals going up because market is pricing in more value destruction of the dollar.

BRO stagflation is so much better than complete destruction of our financial system.

You were warned

>>54014380
>can't into the 21st
anon...

>>54014380
do you want gamestop to disappear like the mall?
no game stop no physical games at all, there's nowhere else
enjoy never owning your games again

WHAT THE FUCK
My divvies

>>54014363
Christ
redeeming our souls

SILICON VALLEY BANK HAD 70% DIVERSITY IN THEIR STAFF THIS CANNOT BE HABBEING TO SUCH A PROGRESSIVE INSTITUTION! AS THEY WERE LITERLLY COLLASPING THEY WERE STILL PROMOTING TRANNSGENDER AND FAGGOT IDEOLOGY VERY STUNNING VERY BRAVE!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP INCOMING
looking BULLISH as fuck!!!!!!

>>54014383
>gold/silver ripping face
>tmf up 20% in two days

It's over. Risk off. Stocks are kill

>>54014416
Get woke... cause the collapse of the USA banking sector.

>>54014415
What a shitty return.

WTF WAS THAT

>>54014403
why the fuck do you want games on a physical disk

>>54014398
>>54014403
Go and look at the absolute copium going on in those threads if you don’t believe me.
The market isn’t corrected until these peoples spirits have been broken and/or they’ve killed themselves.

>>54014250
just sell to the gamblers
>>54014254
>>54014169
kek

So this is like the 20th time in the last couple years that we've had a massive "panic" overnight after some company literally no one cared about until after-hours announces something random that gets construed as uLtRa bEaRiSh. Fuck all these speculative faggots.

>>54014422
Buddy check 10Y computer

any data's today?

>bill ACKman
>The failure of
@SVB_Financial
could destroy an important long-term driver of the economy as VC-backed companies rely on SVB for loans and holding their operating cash. If private capital can’t provide a solution, a highly dilutive gov’t preferred bailout should be considered.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE THIRD RECESSION IN 20 YEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>6 banks halted

Lol

15 minute looking insane bullish on spy. i just doubled my 390 calls

>>54014332
I know that nobody trusts the ECB. What annoys me is that DAX wasn't moving like DOW today, which it practically did ALL last days

>>54014449
Wonder how much that pozzed bitch Ackman had invested in this scam bank

>>54014449
Willing to bet he's got a huge position in this shit lel

intcels are really having a good day today
dunno how i feel about that

>>54014457
Bank runs are bullish

when do i swing out of my shorts? now seems like a good time right? we’re crabbing so we might start going up

>>54014460
I don't know what thesis you were trading on, but it sounds like a pretty deranged thesis to me.

>>54014447
>panic
>this
lol, lmao even
if we don't get circuit breaker #3 and market closes early there is no """panic""" going on

Everything is fine.

>>54014449
How does a man like Ackman fail so much and still get money from people? He had like 1 good play in the past 10 years on shorting covid.

>>54014457
priced in and literally means nothing. serious. these banks are cancer its a good thing they are failing. also fundamentals do not matter. the only thing that matters is what will generate more money for the mm algos. which is POOOOMP

Who the fuck looks at DAX when the first stock exchange of Europe is the CAC40 after London cucked themselves

>people think this is bullish

>California never shuts up about how backwards the rest of the country is compared to them
>their banks and ONLY their banks are defaulting

>>54014057
I read both and kekked twice

>>54014481
No way this bitch isn't a whale by now eating all this food truck goyslop

Does this qualify as something breaking? Everyone was saying that something would happen when we get to 100bp inversion on the 2/10 spread, does this count?

>>54014486
The fact is the most successful people in the US are typically complete and utter frauds that keep failing but are excellent at scamming their target audience. This is "the american dream" post-2010 because past the 1800's, that's the story of every "successful" american.

>>54014486
it's CIA money. same as Musk

>>54014479
Yes

>>54014469
>high divvy stock pumping
They are going risk off you fucking retards. They are selling and buying gold/silver/bonds/treasury notes/div stocks

It's so fucking simple. You guys are fucking helpless. Line is going to go down and then go down more and when you capitulate your bags at the bottom it will go back up

>>54014438
Because you Own them. At least used to some games require full internet connection to play them you cannot properly play then without that one day patch. Emulate games and pirate them

>>54014489
It's bullish if you have inside knowledge of what's going on.

Ignorance is sin. Knowledge is SALVATION.

>>54014504
No little zoom zoom, it doesn’t count. When it breaks you won’t have to ask. Make sure you have your knee pads ready.

I think we can all agree California must be sacrificed to save America, Im talking nuking the fault lines and sending that shithole into the ocean who is with me here?

>>54014504
lol
Do zoomers really?

low volume on this bounce

>>54014487
>priced in and literally means nothing
Bulls are mentally ill at this point.

>>54014522
you dont own shit. You own a disc with data on them. I can burn files to a disc, it does not mean i own the data.

that dxy crash is more newsworthy than anything SPX is doing

>>54014522
broadband internet and its consequences have been a disaster for gaming

Can someone explain to me, a retard, how a bank fails? You get money from the government at a lower percent than you loan it for. How the fuck do you mess that up?

>>54014522
Gamespot does not give you a disk with the game on it. It gives you a disk with a launcher that downloads the game off the internet, sometimes a simple steam:// link with a key on-disk.

>>54014250
>start trading in 2020
>buy every dip is the way to make massive gains
>keep buying every dip forever not matter the cost
Simple as that, you're looking at people who've learnt literally nothing since 2021, they're stuck forever doing the one thing they know.

actually nvm, people still haven’t capitulated cause i haven’t been seeing pink wojaks which means we’re still going down

>>54014434
Based, diversity is our strength after all
>>54014504
The pain hasn't even started

>>54014550
You let homos and women run your risk management

>>54014457
who are they?

>>54014538
you don't think the market is rigged for max pain sir?

>>54014550
greed and leverage using other peoples money.

>>54014521
Intc divvie stock in name only
They got no money

>>54014550
Taking on too much risk and not hedging your positions. SIVB thought rates would stay low forever, and didn't hedge.

my lil SVIX doin somethin

>>54014501
as well as the other two

>>54014550
Gambling

>>54014521
true but a capitulation would mean everything gets sold off doesn't matter if value, growth or whatever

>>54014577
Why the fuck would anyone use a fucking bank that openly states they don’t think rates will increase?

>>54014559
>People haven't capitulated
Lmao Jesus fucking CHRIST bears are desperate! After an entire year of red they still aren't satisfied. Your greed will be your downfall.

CLOSE THE BLOODY MARKET ALREADY
LET ME PLAY THE NEW SEASON OF FORNITE IN PEACE

I just drove to my bank to withdraw some cash and let's just say I was not the only one there

UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV

>>54014607
>friday banking
lol
thanks anon. it's not that deep, yet.

>>54014607
true if big

imagine thinking mms algos will let the boatload of puts below 397 go ITM today.
all you need to trade profitable is to put yourself in the shoes of those that control the price.
simple as.

credit unions > banks

>>54014521
That's my secret, Cap. I am always buying.
and i never capitulate

>>54013747
>money markets
econ illiterate retard here. can someone intro me on this? someone from my bank called me and told me to invest in money market funds...

>>54014550
>buy a bunch of bonds thinking they’re “safe”
>yields are complete shit
>your customers are burning cash so they start a bank run
>JPow has made rates so high that your old bonds are now garbage
>no one wants to buy your shitty old bonds with crap yields
>liquidity crisis
>bank starts to collapse
>other banks start to collapse too

>>54014583
It's crashing to the core of the Earth.

>>54014593
If we really do have a swan (I'm not calling for this) TMF will go up 400% while everyone just buys 5% t notes.

>>54014593
I don't know if they publicly said that, but by virtue of not hedging their bonds (bought at very low rates), means that's what they were thinking.

DONT BET AGAINST AMURRRICA

>>54014630
where r u seeing that

>>54014630
387

>>54014543
So is VIX and yields. SPX dump is nothing relative to how the last year has gone, but I think there's more to come because of the other factors.

buddy check out
FRC
SBNY
MTB
BAC
SIVB
PNC
TFC
DFS
PRU

>>54014602
>this projection
You dont see calls for new ATH's for 130 p/e companies when people have capitulated.

>>54014633
just buy $BIL

>>54014504
Its not the inversion itself that the issue is. Its that people went long with max leverage at the top when the fed was signalling rate hikes.

>>54014607
Imagine hacker pressing a bankrun by sending bank fishing emails in a situation like this, saying people need to withdraw their money else its gone

Imagine

>>54014526
>>54014529
I’m asking because the post-08 guardrails still exist. They’ve already broken the emergency glass, they just need to push the button

OPEN THE MEDIA, THING JUST HAPPENED

Look at all the putss. look at all the puttsss dare I say looks like something you might just want to SQUEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


DA DA DA DA DA SQUEEZE TONIGHT

>>54014543
It is noteworthy, but it's all connected
>fresh bad news
>stocks dump
>yields dump
>DXY dumps due to carry trade
>stocks find support off DXY sacrifice

Question is whether it keeps dumping longer term, or are other currencies even weaker.

>>54014624
>>54014625
I didn't even get any money i turned around and went home. The line for the ATM was out to the street. is that bullish for bank of america

>I bought yesterday
>bought more this morning
>stop limit set
its bull run time

So is SIVB just halted forever now, or what?

>>54014632
It works but the last year has been a swing traders dream. I sold all my shares other than boil at 4150. Even my JEPI. I told everyone else to do the same. They called me a nigger. I'll start slurping at 3750

>>54014658
easiest fucking money of the year so far. when you have every idiot saying the sky is falling LOL

IM OUT OF DAYTRADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54014664
>didn't .jpg
nigger.

Just gonna let my puts expire today is all

>>54014646
Todays employment data was mixed news. God help us if CPI and PCE come in hot next week. Powell will start getting his layoffs if he’s forced to do a 50 bps hike

>>54014677
lock in and enjoy the ride.

>>54014676
You zoomers are in for a rude awakening.

>>54014658
Tinny? Is that you?!?!

>>54014688
But what about black folx and the price of KFC?

>>54014691
ive been trading since 04 kid.

>>53969212
>Tue Mar 7 17:56:11 2023
>A Contrarian Indicator
>Contrarian investors use the put-call ratio to help them determine when market participants are getting overly bullish or too bearish.
>An extremely low ratio means the market is extremely bullish. A contrarian might conclude that the market is too bullish and is due for a pullback.
>>53969261
>>53969261
>>53969261
>Tue Mar 7 18:00:40 2023
>You are a moron. An extreme spike towards putts followed by a sharp decline in putts and rise in calls - short covering. where is 3900, 2 weeks?
:^)

>>54014691
I'm not a zoomer faggot I am a responsible fed stock investor.

>>54014602
DOW 30k

>>54014677
Yeah, that is some shit.
Gotta plan em better.
What this guy said>>54014689
Go play in the park. Forget about it, what happens now, out of your hands.
Or, find a way to make some money.

>>54014479
Why are you even conversing with that moron?

SAY IT WITH ME BOBO
>ENDING GREEN

Wtfwt

>>54014675
taking profits is well within the realm of based and not really considered capitulation
you timed getting out of boil very well that's for sure
other anons did not have such a fun ride with that one

>>54014688
none of that shit actually matters. it's just a circus for gamblers and algos to ping pong the market around.

but seriously though, why has there never been a latinx fed board member
like why

>>54014694
No Im no Tinny i actually make money. With my smart brain.

Sold my SQQQ stack. Used those to invest in NEO after that 7% drop.

WHAT A DAY MARK

>>54014645
easiest 8k of my life. thanks retards.

>>54014707
Talking with less experienced or clever people doesn't bother me whatsoever. What bothers me is conversing with the average zoomer, because they're not sapient. They just blindly repeat what some t*kt*k infl*encer tells them completely uncritically, and when presented with counterpoints or counter-evidence, they just "shut down" and repeat once again what they said in the previous post, as if that changed anything. In other words, you really can't talk to them at all, it's like conversing with a brick wall. They are unthinking automata.

YITWB

>>54014741
Anyway, how's your sex life?

Say what you will but silvergate collapsing has been good for the rate hike forecasts at least
if we actually get a 25 bepis rape hike on the 22nd, we are gonna pump hard as fuck
maybe before that if it starts being more likely

>>54014757

>>54014757

>>54014757

I hate the PPT

>>54014718
I never capitulate sirs because I only trade etfs and I only sell for gains. I actually have more BOIL now than I did last week because my YANG calls 2xd and I bought a shitton of BOIL with it

>>54014669
Probably resumes trading on Tuesday if they don’t get a buyer over the weekend.

Friendly reminder that SIVB wasn't just a random bank, but a component of the the S&P 500. With it's bankruptcy, the index is now officially known as the Shit & Piss 499.

>>54014696
>trading since 04
>still posting on image boards
NGMI

>>54014804
So why is it going up

INTEL WHAT THE DUCK WAS THAT?
Quack

>>54014830
it keeps me sane.

ending the month in the green

>>54014414
divvies are the goal growth is a nice bonus

>>54014833
Systematic risk+ Bank runs are bullish for stocks because it makes it more likely the Fed will pivot on interest rates sooner

GREEN DILDOS

I imagine UVXY has been replaced with UVIX now?

>>54014833

392 close, book it kikes

>>54013989
>Muh Federal reserve

That’s so 2008, boomer.

>>54014602
>entire year of red
You mean green

>>54014527
Word

>>54015139
won't work. heating that fault would just make it turn into one of those Fourth of July Snake pellets. CA would grow wider, the beaner population would explode to cover the new lands.

COME ON DO SOMETHING DAMMIT

>>54014699
not that anon but the puts were 394 and 380 so guage appropriately, that anon was right

>>54014527
https://youtu.be/Gm2x6CVIXiE

>>54014116
They have a genius management team that bought 10 year mortgage backed secutities at 1.5% rates with their entire liquidity pool.

I mean why buy rock solid gov't bonds at 6% when you can buy highly volatile 1.5% mortgage backed securities on pig igorant ghetto trash immigrants before a major mult-year recession???

Talent like that is something that will ALWAYS be in demand in the years to come. SVB is a lock for bulls.

>>54014144
>>54014169
>WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS!?!?

>>54014309
Are you retarded bro? Why would ANYONE bet on real estate now at the beginning of a recession with 6% bond rates? Home prices are going down NOT up.

can someone explain why a run on this one silicon valley bank causes all banks to then start trending down? Is it all incestuous, they all owns parts of one another so when one calls a bluff on actual assets they start calling each others bluffs and selling off stocks or is it something more simple?