/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54007890
Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,193.237B, 102P = 21.502B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,229.623B, 101P = 22.075B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

this thread was made 6 minutes after the first one
jannies please delete this one

>>54007815
>>54007815
>>54007815
migrate to the real thread

Sooner than anyone cares to admit.

It's tomorrow.

>54007915
Why are you looking for another thread if you already found it?

>>54007915
>tfw they have a 24/7 /gme/ detail.

>>54007928
I don’t understand the point of it desu. It almost feels like autism/narcissism. I don’t get why they can’t sneed hedgies in the op.

>>54007944
Can't sneed your employer. Also checked.

>>54007953
That really is the most likely outcome. All they'd have to do to take over is correctly paste the OP text, but they can't do it. It's like getting ChatGPT to say nigger.

>>54007944
Because they work for hedgies, and when their fake bake gets deleted like the last five have they'll start kvetching here and sliding the thread with irrelevant shitposts and ID hopping or starting the thread with saying bullish or based things and using pictures they saved from previous threads before the start fed and glowposting to try and get people to say something that could be used to justify shutting these threads down or moving them to another board. Then you factor in the /smg/ chudcels pissing and shitting in the street as well as actual glowposters and fedposters and that's why these threads have been downright faggotronic for the past week. It's all wildly bullish and very fucking funny and they DO NOT like getting called out on it either.

>>54007915
you baked 10 before bump limit, you little weasel

>>54007944
Narcissism is forcing other people to use a faggy catchphrase

Posting in the real thread. WAGMI

>>54007999
Did baker get forced to abandon their trip code?

I'm not selling for less than ten million a share you dumb fucking yid
שneed

>>54008009
>he doesn’t know

>>54008009
He’s on vacation

>>54008009
Aile is handling family business.

I PITY THE FOOL NOT HOLDING GME

>>54008023
>>54008026
> Insert excuse.
One of you gonna delete?

At this rate Bitcoin will be at 17k by market open.

anyone see the silicon valley bank stuff, $15 billion in losses on MBS products for a bank with a marketcap of $6 billion. we've got three banks now on bankruptcy watch within a week.

>>54007890
Cult muppet general

>>54008047
It’s family business, baker said so himself. I just said vacation because it’s easier and basically means the same thing.

>>54008068
>$15 billion in losses on MBS products for a bank with a marketcap of $6 billion
poop it

Insanely hot 19 year old just started working at my job. On average all the single hot chicks sleep with a coworker within 2-3 months of starting. Will we wagmi by then so I am that coworker?

>>54008078
all of finance revolves around gme

>>54008085
>Shitting where he eats
The most beautiful women I've ever seen worked in drive thru windows or clothing stores. Wait until after moass and try there, they'll be happy to go with you to get out of their shit life. Just try to pick one that isn't retarded or entitled or at least willing to learn how to not be either of those things.
>probably

>>54008068
Really just came out of nowhere. Kennoid is now seething directly at the Fed. Would be a decent time for company announcements.

>>54008093s
Maybe in Israel.

>>54007944
Well if your life was on the line, would you fight til your last breath, or give up?

>>54008093
>he thinks I plan on not dicking around for as long as possible before they fire me and I moonwalk out the front door
come on now man

>>54008122
Sure but what is splitting threads and whining about us sneeding them in the real thread actually going to accomplish?

You pray to God 'cause you need him, you need him, you need him
Cocaine withdrawals and you're fiendin', you're fiendin', you're fiendin'
Life way too hard, are you dreamin'? You're dreamin', you're dreamin'
Highway to hell and your speedin', one way to tell if your breathin'

On three let's jump off the roof, on three let's jump off the roof
On three let's jump off the roof, on three let's jump off the roof
On three let's jump off the roof, on three let's jump off the roof
On three let's jump off the roof, on three let's jump off the roof

Kenny boi bed post, right 'cross the head
they gonna turn their back on you
Though we're borderline crazy, mama crack baby
Seizures come when you sleep
So just hold my hand darlin', don't wanna be free?
I'm part of your problem, you just wanna sleep
Without your lungs stopping like they used to

>>54008143
It's all they can do if they can't bribe a mod to ban all the posters.

?????

>>54008162
uh ooooooh

>>54008062
Cope harder dumbfuck

>>54008143
The same thing as publishing article after article saying "forget gamestop", I suppose. They have a lot of money they're about to lose so there's no reason not spend it trying every single avenue. It's all the same to as it just ensures the crash will be that much more painful.

>>54008162
KEK KENNIES GON GET BLACKED

>>54008162
uh oh Kenny.

>>54008162
This is BEARISH as fuck btw. Blackrock makes a ton of money lending stocks. They realize everyone is shorting and want to make them available to short.

Kek baggots. Also they bought them via dark pools as to not raise the price

>>54008192
>lend stocks to shorties
>retards like me slurp
>Blackrock is now on the hook
was getting liquidated part of your master plan?

>>54008162
>all the way back in Q3
>it's fucking real
https://www.marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/nyse-gme-sec-filing-2023-03-08/

kek kennies

>>54008192

>>54008199
Nope nothing weird going on here AT ALL. Almost like they might have pulled out shares they were storing somewhere like oh Computershare.

>>54008212
Wait a second.
Hang on.
>Q3 2022
>300% increase
Isn't that just reporting receipt of the splividend?

>>54008208
Look at literally any chart dumbfuck. Retail is not in any way even sort of offsetting the shorting. Every single day you are red. You have no volume. The shorts are skullfucking your wife in front of you and there is literally nothing you can do about it

>>54008224
Yea arriving a quarter late. Like they had them stored somewhere to try and rug pull DRS. HAHAHAHA

>54008192
Why doesn't everyone short GME then?
Guaranteed easy money. Show your puts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVtaKKn43M8

>>54008235
>Yea arriving a quarter late.
The splividend happened in Q3, retard. It wasn't in April, May, or June. These are late-reported Q3 numbers.

>>54008244
Why are dumbfucks baggots unable to look at charts? You're down 50% in 6 months.
EVERYONE IS SHORTING

>>54008230
They can keep shorting until we prove we've DRSd 100% for all I care. More baggots to pay for the infinity pool.

>>54008192
>all 16m shares get loaned out to short next week
>price tanks
>autists and redditors gobble that shit up like 12 year olds and candy on halloween
>float gets DRS'd faster
>daily short volume average skyrockets
>stock gets more expensive to loan out
>buckling pressure from financial institutions toppling over like dominos
im keeping my expectations tempered and not counting it, but if gme gets positive earnings for last quarter, it's literally fucking over

>>54008230
>Look at literally any chart dumbfuck.
looks flat to me
>Retail is not in any way even sort of offsetting the shorting.
ok so you admit to shorting
>Every single day you are red.
Objectively untrue
>You have no volume.
kek hedgies
>The shorts are skullfucking your wife in front of you and there is literally nothing you can do about it
the shorts are skullfucking themselves with lead traveling at high velocity
Also, sneed

>>54008258
>>54008256

Drs has had zero impact on the price. 100% in 3 to 5 years will do nothing. No institution will honor it. The media won't report on it. Nobody will care.

That's if.... gamestop doesn't dilute again. That'd be a real shame. Especially when your price drops under $10 this year

>>54008258
Its over when of it doesn't. You can't scare away activist investors.

>54008255
No puts?
Shocked I am...
Keep seething, coping, and being mad.

Stupid dumbfuck retard baggies think 100% drs will do anything. That the institutions who never play by the rules suddenly will.

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Your only hope is drs that will be entirely ignored.

>>54008269
Holy shit you sound so fucking desperate

>>54008299
it’s definitely tomorrow

>>54008292
Haha I can spot the ones that are gonna rope and you sir are definitely going to rope.

>54008292
can anyone understand what he’s trying to say?

>54008292
>That the institutions who never play by the rules suddenly will.
Embarrassing. Learn to form proper sentences. Let me guess, ESL? Do they save the good shills for leddit?

>>54008292
This shit makes me think they know it’s already a done deal this quarter. We’ve moved on to the “so you drsed the entire float…who cares” stage of this which comes right before the “fucking pay me” stage of this

>54008292
You’re by far my least favorite shill. Every time your arguments get sneeded you resort to essentially implying we’re right but the hedgies are too powerful. You have no testicular fortitude. Stick the script you faggot.

>>54008299
It'ש 7:30am in tel aviv

>>54008327
>it'ש

>>54008322
>We’ve moved on to the “so you drsed the entire float…who cares” stage of this which comes right before the “fucking pay me” stage of this
which in turn is the last step before the Ledgie

>>54008327
And it’s midnight thirty in New York and Miami. Someone isn’t getting much sleep tonight. Tomorrow could be Interesting.
Also…fuck Keith for telling people to buy bed bags and beyond and not admitting how wrong he was and slithering back in these generals like he is still welcome

Dumbfuck baggots
$16 eow? I think so!
$64 presplit with falling volume! Subreddit users dropping fast! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Imagine actually killing yourself over something made up.

>>54008269
RICOOOO

OFFICIAL BROKER POWER RANKINGS:

Transcendent Unquantifiably Based Tier
???. Buying In Person At The NYSE

God Tier
1. Fidelity
2. Vanguard

GamburuPilled
Green/Pink. Hargreaves Lansdown*** (Solid but you'll be forced to market sell as opposed to limit order.)

Power Gap

Not Bad/Meh Tier
3. Schwab
4. TDA

Non-Burger Tier

5. CMC Markets
6. WealthSimple
7. Degiro (Custody Account)
8. SelfWealth
9.RBC Investments
10. Revolut/DriveWealth
11. Aviso

Power Gap

ISHYGDDT Tier

9001. Questrade**
9002. E-Trade
9003. Capital.Com (CFD Issuance)
9004. 212*,***

Power Gap

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP MERCHANT Tier
1,488,000. JP Morgan Brokerage (Active Puts/Shorts on GME.)
6,000,000 (A). WeBull*
6,000,000 (B). IB*
6,000,000 (C). (((E-Toro)))
6,000,000 (NGMI). RobinHyodo*/**

*Blocked Buying/Selling DOGE in the case of RH
**only $20-25B AUM
***Offer ISA (tax free gains) for Bongs.

- Gamburu Federation™

Think kenny is tempted to jump tonight?
I hope some of these assholes actually stick around to face the music so they can get their asses fucked into infinity by the biggest blackest jayquans and tyrones there are.

>>54008009
baker is with senpai and is out for a few days. some anon who knows how to bake and sneed hedgies is his temp replacement.

>>54008381
How many people got in trouble for 2008?

Oh that's right. None.

Dumb
Fuck
Baggot

>>54008394
>How many people got in trouble for 2008?
They had to completely shift American culture into obsession over sexual/racial politics to keep OWS from demanding bankers heads on pikes.

>>54008394
at least one I think

>>54008394
I hope kennoid is paying you. I couldn’t imagine you doing it for free

>>54008394
You nervous ledgie?
You should be :)

>>54008414
Not only are you here for free. You're paying money to be here. You're paying money to lose money on reddit investment advice. Kek baggot

>>54008417
>SøyBooru

>>54008352
Encase you missed this

>>54007890
Ive lost hope but forgot my accounts password. Whats next

>>54008394
What about your family friend Tommy Boy?

We're lowering the cost of gas for all the jews.
Are we not merciful?

>>54008435
Omg.... one of the 720 billionaires died? Holy fuck it's over hedgebros!!!!!

>>54008428
Post the images

>>54008461

>>54008461

>>54008394
Sharks in the dunk tank,vipers in your garden
Locusts stole the groceries out the local farmer's market
All god's critters hold positions
Some are violent, some are victims
Each alive is an equal and vital piston I support
So when the piranhas honor New York
My daddy long legs dangled and mangled for sport
And while I bring in every dink in the kingdom with open wings
It all boils down to them shit-soaked pigs
The pigs (what), the pigs (what), the dregs of what y'all aim for
The gluttonous muddy stomachs under the pudgy cakehole
The two-track brainiac using the food and payroll
That chew up and consume every cookie, crumb and peso
And place a cloven hoof on a lucrative when convenient
As the bourbon-odor smokers' coughs smolder off the Cohiba
If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship
He coulda snatched two unicorns and left behind the motherfucking

Pigs, god damn pigs
Potbelly pigs
Punch-drunk pigs
Take money, money pigs
Loudmouth pigs
Wide load pigs
Let's make a deal

When all the wolves in woolly wigs
Have huffed, and puffed and blew the bricks
The skulls of Brooklyn's cruelest pigs will rain on Fulton's newest kicks
As mulish swine of all surrounding counties sniff the gruesomeness
We pass around the pineapples and pull the pins in unison
I will gladly feed you to the breed who wants you sacrificed
No pagan or sacrilege, just bacon for scavengers
I will gladly seat you with the chickens, not the passengers
>Hopefully the crack in his armor spreads to his avarice

>>54008368
How has nobody updated this to include ComputerShare after 1.5 years

>>54008467
KEK

>>54008476
ComputerShare isn't a broker.

>>54008468
then enter shillstorm the second wall right after the eye crossed spurred by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tKiiHWGkE
many lulz were had that day.

>I will pay my taxes.
>I will obey the law.
>I will bring back the 90s.

>>54008491
>entire bear thesis on GME is "naked shorting doesn't exist"
>it does
oops

>>54008424
Thanks. You’re my favorite shillbro

>>54008539

>filter one 10pbtid and half the thread disappears

>>54008627
It do be that way
>>54008504
Same

Gonna find out how much it'll cost to get some Chi Town niggas to spin the block on citadel hedgies.
They don't care about their life or anyone elses, should be fun.

/r/ing an edit

>>54008740
YuYu Hakushorts?

>>54008548
Kek, guess they were right eh?

>>54008740
Put a different Keith face on every single one of them.

>>54008486
People who are still buying on brokers need to be directed to ComputerShare, not learn the difference between ETrade and Webull.

>>54008757
>>54008769
surprise me

>>54008814
Surprise.

>>54008649
kek

market crash & moass by earnings book it

>>54008757
Do you think Light is causing hedgies to ledge?

>>54008269
Is this the catalyst?

>>54008859
I saw some people saying that this is simply the rate at which the money supply is created being slowed, but it being in the negative means it's shrinking, right?

>>54008871
Yup. which means our moon tickets will be more valuable.
But any debt you have will me more expensive to hold.

>>54008889
Keep in mind M2 would have to shrink ~40% to just get us back to pre COVID levels, nevermind the 90s.

i want to publish nft art on gamestops marketplace hurry up

>>54008269
There was never a dilution, shill kike.

>>54008292
You sound desperate

>>54008394
We're not in 2008 anymore anon, things change and your desperation reeks

kek bankies

>>54007944
they split it hard when the news dropped hedge funds own assets larger than the NYSE.

>>54008504
I will obey the law, I will pay taxes, I will get 2/3 of congress fired

>>54009204
i don’t mind giving the government their cut in exchange for putting hedgies on ledgies

>>54009090
Technically they issued new shares, 8,500,000 pre-split. It's how they got their fat stack of cash to pay off their debt and invest in the turnaround.
https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-completes-market-equity-offering-program
https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-completes-market-equity-offering-program-0

>>54009281
Are you retarded? They were selling common stock to get capital. Stock that already existed. They didn't issue new shares at all. This script is so old, get better writers.

>>54007890
Are trying to merge us into the meme general or is it shills

>>54008315
I dont speak retard

how low do you think gme will go before moass?

>>54009410
17.52
moass is tomorrow

>>54009410
I want the shills to be right about it going to $1. Imagine the collective slurping that will take place

>>54009428
on one hand I could always use more time for cheapies but on the otherhand its been 2 years and citadels armored walls are finally actually falling 1 by 1, its gotta be soon right?

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1633995833220956167

One by one the banks are crumbling, the real endgame ynfolding as fortold 84 years ago

>>54009470
I was still supposed to hang myself a year ago on DOTR when the price dropped, never got to slurp.

>>54009477
hedge funds reported owning more assets than the NYSE and Debit Suisse is getting their leash yanked for lying about assets owned. Also Citadel basically told the fed to fuck off.

>>54009490
>Citadel basically told the fed to fuck off
The absolute gall in doing so is so amazingly stupid it's actually impressive. That coupled with the comments on new rules proposals basically stating that they'll fuck the markets to death if they go through is the absolute zenith of clownworld for me.

>>54008192
anon, i dont think you need shares to sell shorts nowadays

>>54007890
I recognize that OP and you guys are special. The brain power is off the charts in these threads. You might not know but you change people's lives. We are thousands of miles apart and it's pretty obvious that we will never meet IRL. After MOASS I would be honored if you will join me at a private party https://GMEntlemen.com.. That means no shills, hedgies, and other top men. If not, that's ok, I am honored and proud to be part of this community. WAGMI! Still comfy waitin’ and holdin’.

>>54009577
Blackrock also isn't lending out their shares much at all. Vanguard, however, is lending out nearly all of them. Did Vanguard increase their position on GME like Blackrock did? Can't remember.

there is an energy in the air right now, feelin a little like it did march 2021 or around the time of the split.

>>54009529
Financial terrorists announcing it publicly in nicer words.

>>54009600
blackrock is the reason for
>gamestop being founded
>reddit going gme
>reddit banning gme
>gme moass
its their play. were the scapegoats.

>>54009529
Interesting move by a hedge fund towards a government that has an armed division for the tax collection agency.

>>54009632
>wsb

>>54009632
They think they're smarter than us, but they'll paperhand like all the rest. They're playing chicken with the hivemind.

>>54009649
i wish but i think they know where the top will be. they need the financial reset. they ll accumulate the money from the boomers pension funds, have the banks run out of cash and force digital currency.
source: my behind

>>54009648

Baker is a glownigger, jannies are nigger trannies doing it for free, and the only thing we can be certain of is that WAGMI.
See you in 72 hours, my fellow kikes in Moloch.

WE BREATHE HOMILIES, BLEED TILL THE PEACE FOLLOWING,
I SEEM AWNRY, LORD FORGIVE ME, I'M JUST DREAM POLISHING

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54010059
Just clock in, shill? Do you realize that your hedgefund bosses have crashed the economy so hard that even they won't be able to get out from under it this time? They'll lose all their money, and they won't be able to pay you. I hopw you have some of that shill money saved up. You're gonna need it.

>>54010155
Of course he doesn't have money. They get paid in crypto.

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

>>54010155
They'll be able to pay. It will just be worthless money. The retards will accept doge is offered.

do fucking something ryan

>>54010274
He has done everything. Sacrificed everything for our absolution. My fear is only that he is as antithetical to our own goals as he is theism for the damned. We must find a way for ourselves, through the fire and the flames. We must love one another. There is no other way. I see through the fog of inebriation though it is difficult to type this resolution. We must be better. It is our only absolution. We must be stewards of the earth, as each other. We must love one another. There is no other way forward. I pledge almost all of my wealth as a result of this towards the betterment of mankind. We are all deserving, even the lowest of the low, even Kenny himself for creating this opportunity through his own hubris. He is an angel in disguise. All who stand for the betterment of everyone will pass judgement with success. I love you in spite of never meeting. Thank you for this opportunity. Of forgiveness and love. It is not oft granted.

>>54010274
He kekked bankies.

>>54010320
ok? now give me money. i trusted him and lost everything.

>>54010321
ryan never personally promised you anything retard but also he's doing a good job, it's basically a waiting game at this point

>>54010336
do you have any proof that he has done anything for us except a shitty nft marketplace that makes 50 dollars per day

>>54010336
It's a shill. Don't humore his faggotry.

nice photoshop skills kid, I never made that comment

>>54010314
man great speech, but it would be a shame if we crab for another year and RC keeps tweeting nothingburgers while nothing happens. It's like you say goodbye to a friend and you both go on the same path. Save the speech for later. Ryan killed enough hodlers for the last 2 years. There is a big possibility that you won't even make it, so don't count your chickens before they are hatched.
He fucking loves people. We will love people when we have millions in our bank accounts.

>>54008269
shill confirms, DRS making the kennoids seethe.
Thats all i need to keep on going.
Tyfys

>>54010336
Get in, you fat fuck Ryan Homeboy "Dont talk bad about RC, he's doing his job" Defender.

We are being played by BlackRock, they basically built RC's career and he won't do anything until they tell him what to do.

>>54008394
imagine defending the jewish financial complex for free, in the middle of the night, on a Kirgisistanian Cheesrolling expert exchange.
What amazes me even more is the:
>noooo you cant drs the float and if you do so nothing happens, and if something happens, non of my masters will face consequenzes! Nooooo.
Oh, btw. hows Madoff doing in Jail?

>>54008269
>>54008292
Did you forget to change IDs?

>>54008424
this sounds like something someone who got butthurt would say.
Are you okay, shill? Are you okay? Are you okay?

>>54008451
only 719 left :)
Accelerate!

>>54010378
Too soon, Anon, too soon.

>>54010378
>>54010405
new script just dropped

>>54008740
is picrel dragonball for poor people?

>>54010155
its also funny, after the crash, there wont be any money around to pay someone to shill whatever, so this is their last job before rope

So let me get this repeated once again. FUCK RC until we see something real, until then the man is just fucking around. I don't buy Bank tweet because we had better tweets than that.

"The best time to be alive in human history is now" july 2022
"It is critical for humanity that we expand our civilization to Uranus" may 2022
"Ryan Cohen by day, Warren Icahn by night" april 2022
"God Bless Gmerica" february 2022
"Deciding between two options for my GME shares: HOLD or HODL…" november 2021
"Brick By Brick" july 2021

today we have a sweet fresh baked hype tweet:
"Does this mean I don't have to pay back Silicon Valley Bank?" march 2023.

So as you can see every tweet is a fucking joke, don't run to wagmi until something is really happening. He reads the news, he watches netflix, he often goes through twitter. He is professional hype man. Ryan All Talk Cohen. There is 80% that we gonna continue crab and that tweet is another nothingburger.

Ryan Cohen hype tweets won't get me hyped, im numb to hype. Im dead and im alive. Im the true hodler. RC fanboys will never make it.

FUCK RC! FUCK RC! FUCK RC!

thank you

"Ryan All Talk Cohen"

Quality Talk - No Action

"Fresh baked nothingburgers straight from the hot oven. You gonna love every word."

talking since 2020.

ryan is king

>>54010614
I hope you’re not doing this for free

>>54010626
it's not even ryan in the picture, ryan who? Ryan Ahmad ALShawaf ALGaissi? Fucking amc niggers, get the fuck out of here

>>54010657
how much you invested you fat fuck? and how long have you been holding?

Ok i don't really hate Ryan but all the words come naturally im really fucking mad at the guy. Disappointment after disappointment, it's somehow fun to shitpost at Ryan, but hopefully im dead wrong and he has some great plan. Hopefully he acts on his own and doesnt take orders from nobody to actually deliver moass and stop the naked shorting.

>>54010683
I have 200 BOOKED DRS shares and around 100 shares in fidelity. I’ve been in GME since 2021
Verification not required

>>54010719
Ryan has killed before and it’s not looking good for kennoid

kek baggies

>>54010734

>>54010763
>undervalued

>>54010763
that’s “Baggot” to you, fuckface

Ryan has come to blow the final red wind and extinguish all the red candles. In this mighty wind, all that glows shall too be extinguished.

>> why yes I am in a cult, glad you noticed

>>54010780
audibly kek'd

你好先生

>>54010484
>he never watched yu yu hakusho
your childhood sucked if you didn't know about Yu Yu Hakusho, Gold Gundam, or S-Cry-Ed.

>>54008269
Silly yid, psyops are for kids!

>>54010877
>gold gundam
G Gundam*
You absolutely must get the most gnarly of mecha shows name right.

>>54010877
>your childhood sucked if you didn't know about Yu Yu Hakusho, Gold Gundam, or S-Cry-Ed.
RM, Jin, Suga, J-Hope, Jimin, V and Jungkook How the fuck they come up with names ?

>54008353
It always drops pre earnings as etfs and mutual funds sell in case something unexpected happens. They buy back in after, and price goes back up.
Tl;dr Sneed.

>>54011034
anon what do you think the g stands for

>>54011043
Gew ?

>>54011043
G stands for G
DRS captcha

>>54011043
>what do you think the g stands for
Gundam?

>>54010683
so, what you say is, that you are indeed doing it for free? What a pathetic life.

>>54010877
I was playing in the woods, damming rivers, riding bikes down the hills and so on, so, your childhood must have sucked if you sat in front of the tv and not outaide with friends.

>>54011174
not only did I do all of that, but I watched anime, and regularly hungout with friends playing smash melee all night. get fucked faggot your child-hood wasn't nearly as fun as mine.

>SVB $58
lol it really is happening

>>54010877
>S-Cry-Ed
often want to rewatch it but I always forget the name

>>54011271
don't know if you remember it, but .Hack Signs was also absolute KINO. so was 12oz mouse, and perfect hair forever. loved sealab 2021.

>>54009299
This

>>54011247
look at bill ACKman screaming for a bailout on twitter

>>54011405
I love hedgie tears

>>54011205
keep pretending, retard. I bet you are one of this homosexuals playing melee without items, I also bet you didnt even use digitalcross-up after a nice kill, and I also bet you never played turnament mode with 20 other people all night long. You obviously also missed out sitting in front of a computer with a friend and play multiplayer on the same keyboard. Or when your family finally had 2 computers, figure out how to connect them over network and play Halo trial-version 1v1 at blood gorge for so many hours, the lobbycreator won 25:0 because of the lag.
No, you did nothing of that, you were just sitting in front of a tv, like the fag you are. You probbably didnt even play FF:CC co-op.

Am I getting paid soon? I’ve got so many shooting competitions coming up this summer and need a new rifle.

>54010561
>H-he's not doing anything!
He's not taking the 30 pieces of silver unlike the vast majority of CEOs.
Cope.

>>54011464
Are you buying an anschutz?

>>54008047
what does this picture have to do with baker? I was in that thread and it wasn't baker with this jewish "s" slip up

Imagine somehow being a normie completely oblivious to the incoming Armageddon. Is it even possibly to not see what’s coming?

>>54011464
do you make your own ammo?

>>54011492
>anschutz

It either that or a CZ, those are your only choices for target rifle but Anschutz is literally the industry leader and is the real option but are prohibitively expensive for a brand new one. If you are buying a 2nd hand one they are cheap as fuck and you will never shoot out the barrel of a .22. CZ do make some nice target rifles and it depends on how good you are. If you are a mediocre shot then just get a CZ target rifle, if you are a prone target rifle shooter with aspirations of greatness get the Anschutz

This is financial advice

>>54011527
oh, Kleinkaliber, forget my question >>54011523

>>54011510
Some of the normies sense danger, in the same way so much sheep sense danger in the face of a thunderstorm.

>>54011464
BBBY baggies are NGMI

>>54011542
I presumed he is talking about target rifle which is mostly .22, unless he is going long but it's not a main discipline and uber long range like king of 2 mile shit is probably not what he is talking about. Thats the only real competition, slinging out to 300-600m isn't as big competition based, unless it is something like the Queens (now Kings?) Prize at Bisley in the UK, 1200m with ironsights in .308 which the whole world goes to but I doubt he would be going for that, so I presumed he is European and shooting 25m / 50m target rifle.

Therefore Anschutz > CZ depending on available funds

>>54011043
Burning Gundam was named God Gundam in the original Japanese.

>>54011440
>he thinks I didn't play CC with my advance while my older friends used their SP
>he thinks he's the only one who grew up without a PC for the longest time only to go absolutely apeshit when he was finally able to play games online for the first time in early 2000s
>he thinks that two people playing on one "controller" was exclusive to him
>actually being under the impression that early on in melee anyone gave a shit about le "NOITEMSALLOWEDNOFUN"
not only did I do all that I remember playing golden eye on the 64,playing four swords,having friends to bike with before developed land was actually developed, and looking at playboy commercials before porn was widespread. face it nigger I experienced the same thing.

>>54011527
When I was 12 I took a rifle safety course and on the last day one of the club officers brought in his anschutz and let us each shoot 5 rounds benched. All five of my shots were touching and centered. I was the only one that did it. My dad was like a peacock he kept the target and showed all his friends and all my uncles. I found it in his stuff when he passed 25 years later.

>>54011602
Kleinkaliber is .22, so yes, your point is legit, and therefore I said to nvm my question.
As a kid we were shooting .22 for fun, shooting on bottles filled with burning fuel and shit like that

>>54010877
>I Was Bullied In Middle School: The Post

>>54011656
Very wholesome story fren.

>>54011661
I'm only guessing he was talking about .22. I used to shoot old deodorant cans and spray cans with a little flame next to them, they made some really good reactive targets

>>54011671
Welcome to 4chan dumbass.

>>54011650
>face it nigger I experienced the same thing.
not the same, let alone the internet gaming, but it sounds like your childhood didnt suck too hard. Still not as good as mine, like you never shot .22 for fun a d shit, but better than citypeoples childhood.

>>54011671
>projecting the post
if you didn't watch toonami as a kid chances are your parents didn't love you, trust you with a TV(prob didn't trust you with a computer), and you had zero friends.

SIVB is in total freefall in premarket. Everyone ready?

>>54011689
>deodorant cans and spray cans with a little flame next to them, they made some really good reactive targets
nice! we only did spaycans but without the flame, so it just flew away

>>54011695
>like you never shot .22 for fun a d shit
nope got to do that too since I have rural family members. also got to party hard on a multiple acreage land with cabins and everything that's in the family near yosemite. was fun as fuck.

>>54011708
Yes

>>54011711
If you got them right they flew away with a little rocket tail lol

>>54011697
>Your parents didn't love you if you weren't a weeb.

>>54011708
>$42
holy jesus it just keeps going

>>54011726
Check again

>>54011720
>his parent's didn't give him unrestrictive control of his childhood on the basis that it wouldn't be abused
lmfao your parents thought you were too retarded to be trusted.

>>54011739
At this rate this shit is going to zero EOD

>>54011742
>Implying I didn't have unrestrained access to television and internet during my childhood and chose not to watch anime

Can we stop talking about stupid childhood shit? SVB is at $35. Holy shit something huge is actually happening and you idiots want to talk about why you did as kids.

>>54011713
sounds fund desu. Ok, I aproove you.

Are we really gonna let all the bbby pushers just slink back in here like nothing happened? What the fuck Keith? Aren’t you going to address the elephant in the room? Have you ever said “I was wrong” one time in your pathetic fucking life? That stock is dogshit and had absolutely fuck all to do with GameStop, and GME investors stupid enough to chase after it lost a lot because of people like “Keith” and their “dd”

>>54011718
kek :DDD this were the good days

>>54011778
based brother i approve of you too going to fuck off to the woods when this pops off and play video games in my fuck off in the woods mansion with my dobermans where we will eat tri tip everyday and jump in the pool when i'm not playing bideo gaymes..

>>54011777
Trips so fine, no more childhood shit. What were we doing here again?

>>54011777

>>54011777
Those digits say it's happening.

>>54010484
Both were on the same channel in the States at least so it costed the same to watch either.

Hey guys. Remember this?
https://www.tradersmagazine.com/departments/clearing/vault-status-at-dtcc-unclear-post-sandy/

>>54011777
>luggy slebend
holy checked! Ok i shut up and kek at SVBies.
kek SVBies
kek Silvergaties
kek depit suiessies
imagine if you had to shill those, on a rual childhoodmemory imagesharing forum, for free

>>54011777
>he thinks I give a shit when I already know that a bloodbath will occur before the pop off
I am already well aware that hedgies are hitting ledgies and never stopped believing for over 2 years. like water flowing off my back.

>>54011739
Imagine being a retail investor not being able to trade during the jew hours and just watching the value of your stocks dissapear. This is just a preview for normalniggers

>Richfag sends people cash for the express purpose of them buying shares in order to fuck his enemies
Not gonna lie, that's kinda based.

>>54011792
based
gonna do similar stuff
wagmi!

>>54011854
Hol up how’s this man’s not getting market manipulation

>>54008504
How do we bring back the 90s? What is essential?

>>54008400
This. I will never not be angry about that.

>normie stock drops 65% and apes think it’s the apocalypse
>GME drops 85% and apes think it’s bullish
Kek baggies. How does it feel to be out-performed by SIVB?

It’s actually really bullish for SIVB to drop this low. It means the banks can slurp shares at a discount. Retail is fukt.

>>54011777
>777
is it really today? holy shit

>>54007890
Where is OP pic?

>>54011854
This shit seems shady as fuck.

>>54011962
You just linked to it. It’s in the first post.

>>54008062
I kind of hope so. I need that last slurp. Once I'm a twocoiner I will be completely at peace with Bitcoin's price. Of course I plan to buy even more after the MOASS though.

How do you go from 297 to 36 in 1(One) single day???? All this time RC was avoiding market manipulation and couldnt speak so they say, but he tweets and the company is fucking dead in a few hours.

>>54012006
6 and 9 look the same, don't ask me

>>54012006
The price is fake. Look at how much trading of SIVB is happening in the dark pools. Retail is fukt.

>>54012006
To be fair he tweeted after the stock had already dropped 70%. You don’t need a crystal ball to see what was going to happen next.

>>54012040
DIP BEFORE THE RIP, BABY

GET SLURPING!

>>54012006
their balance sheet was irreconcilably fucked, they loaded up on mortgages at sub 2% and leveraged themselves to an insane degree and now mortgage rates are at 6%+ and going higher. they need rates to go back to zero percent immediately otherwise they're insolvent

>GME drops a little
>Shills insists its going to zero and that anyone buying will lose all their money
>SVB tanks
>Shills insist catching the falling knife is an excellent buying opportunity

>>54012076
That’s actually bullish. Retail shorting the bank still isn’t covering - check the FTDs.

>>54011968
I mean where is this place. Don’t tell me it’s fake, I need this beauty to exist.

>54012116
Kek. At least you’re having fun shilling.

>>54012166
Shilling? I’m preparing for my future. I think when I have infinity money and you’re poor, I’ll hire you to clean my pool.

>>54012125
it's real in that it exists but at the same time it doesn't because it's several photos of the same location at different exposure levels composites together.
that being said you should definitely find a place dark enough that you can see the milky way.

>SIVB on Yahoo is different from SIVB anywhere else
heh

Stay comfy, SIVB frens. Fortune favors the bold. We are literally investing geniuses, and we will rule the world.

what the fuck is going on

>54012177
And I how exactly do you plan on having infinity money?

>>54012040
Why would someone come to 4chan just to talk about a stock they don’t own? That’s all the sign I need to buy more SIVB.

>>54012247
Buying and holding SIVB. Check the DD.

WHERE THE HELL YOU GOING
WHERE YOU TAKING THIS TRIP TO

>54012266
Kek.

>>54012241
i missed the svb moon

Signature Bank down another 10% in premarket, they're the only other crypto bank aside from silvergate after silvergate went under.

In 3 hours and 38 minutes you are going to shit your fucking pants. Screenshot this.

>>54012290
Include me in the screenshot

>>54012290
I believe you

>>54012286
Why would you come here to talk about a stock you don’t own? Shill.

>>54012187
Do you know the location? I worked at a dark island once, it was beautiful. They took away that everyday beauty from us bros

>>54012241
Jewgle says its at 59?
Yahoo MW both say 106 but the MW graph says 59? Seems NORMAL.

>>54012290
I just put on fresh pants specifically so I could shit them. Don't disappoint me.

>>54012241
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-news-today-live-updates-march-10-2023-123845899.html
The official story why futes just pumped, but as they correct by errata every time it's gig jobs not full time employment that people are picking up.

>>54012358
It's been halted so something fucked up must have happened. Crazy how inconsistent information surrounding so much money can be.

>>54012358
That’s because the price is fake. Retail is out of ammo, they’re trying to drop the price, and can’t close their shorts.

>>54012358
I think it was halted

They halted svib in premarket. They are fucking terrified. To be a fly on the wall at citadel this morning…hey interns, what’s it like in there?

>>54012395
Totally. Retailed is scared. Hedges are about to moon with SIVB.

>>54012395
It's probably similar to the inside of a bullet casing right before the hammer strikes

>>54012404
>>54012381
This meltdownie has truly lost it folks.

good morning frens,
don't let the glowniggers and dreidelniggers demoralize you. all they have is words.
gme will win.
wagmi

>>54012290
my body is ready.

>>54012379
>>54012384
>halt in premarket
Nani

>>54012432
Why do you care so much about how I invest my money?

>>54012433
>dreidelniggers
um excuse me mr racist it's actually CIRCLENIGGER

>>54012447
Shit is hitting the fan in real time. This whole racket is falling apart.

Ryan Cohen’s tweet is obviously a coded message that he’s going to buy SIVB.

>>54012447
that's how bad it is

>54012454
I don’t think anyone here does. Why don’t you go to small mutilated genitals if seriously want to talk about the bull case for sivb.

>>54012413
>>54012413
>>54012413
Breaded.

>>54012304
Same

>>54012454
Pay your child support. Pay your taxes pay your bills.

>>54012290
this looks legit

As strongly as I detest the unjust laws in our society and as strongly as I would like they didn't exist (or at least, be applied to everyone), I still have respect for them because they're made by God's creative force, of which humanity is a part (even those low-level humans that are going to ledge soon like it never happened before).
Change is coming, we're the change, we're abolishing the old world, and unfortunately, this takes time; but when the process starts, it can't be done way quicker than one imagines - all it takes is just a change of mind.
All I can say is I would be horrendously afraid if I was on the other side.

>>54012290
that's very specific anon

>>54012241
Not even trading right now. Fucking WAGMI.
I just want to see hedgies jump

I missed the fucking dip to 16.85 because of a fucking meeting AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH