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There's a neat way of saving hundreds of dollars a month using self-checkouts.

>> No.54001206

>>54001145
The secret ingredient is crime.

>> No.54001239
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54001239

>>54001145

>> No.54001285

>>54001145
Do I need to apply blackface to do this as a white person of diversity?

>> No.54001320

>>54001145
go on....

>> No.54001419
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>>54001145
based and shoplifting pilled. the other day the senpai was over and i treated them to 120eur of galician prime shoplifted steak. love shoplifting, love steak, simple as.

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>>54001145
>/biz/ has gone from a highly intellectual group of stock traders to crypto losers stuck stealing from self checkout lines who probably don't even return their carts
I hate internet coins so much it's unreal.

>> No.54001524

>>54001145
Is there a trick to it with self-checkouts? My local stores have jannies standing next to them.
I usually borrow my brother's kid and stash loot in the stroller. Sometimes I use a doll and pretend it's a sleeping kid instead.
>>54001419
Based and steakpilled. Very cost-effective item to steal.

>> No.54001547

>>54001419
Is Steak at least inflation proof?
watching my hard inherited euros wither away on my bank account kinda hurts desu

>> No.54001567

>>54001510
/thread

>> No.54001635

>>54001510
>he doesn't steal from large outlets purely for sport.
nigga am professionalising, got me hooks magnets and devices and this is my adrenaline replacement now that numbas don't go up anymore. it's that canyoning or drugs. i return my cart, always.
>verification not required

>> No.54001647

>>54001524
>My local stores have jannies standing next to them.
Kek'd
If jannies are around, the trick is scan once and buy many. With weighted items, weigh a single item (or a fraction of the portion) you're taking. Most often jannies don't care though, and as long as they see a receipt print they won't give you any gas.

>> No.54001702

>>54001419
fucking love just marking everything as bananas. like honestly if theyre making us do the job of a cashier its only fair we get paid for it.

>>54001647
pretend to scan items timed with the dude next to you and claim his beep sound as your own

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>>54001239
>>54001145
So they've been cracking down and arresting people. Have fun in jail I guess?

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>>54001702
>pretend to scan items timed with the dude next to you and claim his beep sound as your own

>> No.54001787

>>54001510
>who probably don't even return their carts
Projecting much? I have returned every single cart I've ever used.
>>54001647
>>54001702
Blessed advice, ty anons.
>>54001635
That reminds me, gotta take my magnets for a spin. They arrived weeks ago but I've been too busy to use them so far
>>54001419
kek I just noticed that this is a token
>ceci n'est pas un steak
Spoonfeed me senpai

>> No.54001819

>>54001145
How? Could you explain in autistic level of detail?

>> No.54001977

>>54001787
shibarium LSD project ser, should have some legs, bought a big bag this morning. 120eur of steak story is absolutely true tho, fuck carrefour with all my heart.

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>>54001145
PROTIP: Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Pick shows a camera built into the top of a Philips head screw.

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>>54001977
checked
I've been bullish on Shibarium for a while but missed this one somehow.
I'll take a look, thanks anon. Happy shopliftings

>> No.54002193

>>54001239
when you're a lowlife wigger and the only coping mechanism you have over your shitty character is a folder of ugly ass memes to play puppet shows with