/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for spy sub 390

>>53998319
Please no, I already debtmaxxed in January

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
DANCE TIL YOU'RE DEAD

I bought this 30 minutes ago.

banks lmao

aaaaah

WHY IS IT GOING UP AAAAAA

>>53998319
Based bobo-sama fpbp

What a Jewish month so far. Is Purim over yet?

>>53998335
Check this one

>>53998306
>anchor waifu
I'd throw that bitch to the bottom of the ocean anyday.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Can I get a list of the most overvalued bloated high PE companies?

Heres what ive got so far:
PANW
AXON
WING
TSLA

give me more things to short thanks

YOU RETARDS TOLD ME TO BUY THIS MORNING
WE WERE GREEN AS FUCK
I LEFT FOR MEETINGS
I COME BACK AND IVE LOST A SHIT TON OF MONEY

>>53998341
better question is why did it go down on literally no news

>>53998306 crab

>>53998330 bear
>>53998331 bear
>>53998335 bear
>>53998336 bear

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

BOBO
I KNEEL

Reminder: You were used as exit liquidity
Reminder: We told you this would happen
Reminder: You mocked us
And now you ask for mercy. There will be none.

I'm up big on VIX, lets hope this is a real crash

>>53998360
NVDA

>>53998363
ha ha, we like to joke around and have a lil fun round here bud.

Gap on TLT still on filled

Oil bros, we lost...

>>53998379
I took profits at 24% on my VIX call >>53998335
It might continue to rise, but nothing wrong with taking some profits

>>53998368
>crab
I'm a bobo too

BOIL BARRONS CHECK IN!

Dalio called the day of the bear market top, ya know. And still, mumu refused to listen. Quite sad.

>>53998383
Great pick ty

>reset zee simulation to 1929
>load zee great depression again

>>53998364
>Expectations move from 25 bepis to 50 bepis
>nothing happens
>dumbass traders look at each other
>guess it's already priced in? lol
>it starts to get actually priced in
>WHY ARE WE GOING DOWN ON LITERALLY NO NEWS WHATSOEVER

>>53998306
Sara Eisen is mai waifu and I want to protect her smile

>>53998403
based

>>53998413
Anon.. he and his brother are dead.....
Look at the date they died vs the market by the way.

People shorting WING right now remind me of when everyone thought CMG was overvalued at $300 a few years back.

>>53998405
Talking about ID colors, fren

sell it all. today

Is it a good idea to hold an option until expiration if it's way over the initial strike price? Will it keep going up or will theta eat my shit up?

>>53998409
>Dalio called the day of the bear market top, ya know.
When? I always like Dalio but he's been a bit of a permabear recently.

how about we end flat

>>53998418
Funny enough, 50 bepis is down today. Odds percentage dropped from the 70s to the 60s.

>>53998444
Post spread

>>53998437
you will never be a man

>>53998360
You are doing it wrong if you look just at P/E

Check FPAY - P/E is 5 right? Must be a great value for sure!
Well then check their debt/equity, which is at fucking 300 and their P/B is at 100. And that's after share price collapsing by 90% in few years.

>>53998427
>Fedniggers sell out
>BOTH Bogs die in quick succession
I will never forgive myself for not going short on margin with every cent I had.

I want an ECONOMIC CRASH
I want to be FIRED
I want a SEVERANCE PACKAGE
I want to USE MY CASH RESERVES ON THE CHEAPEST OF CHEAPIES

>>53998398
It's just doing what it always does: tag 80 then tag 72 then repeat.

>>53998460

My normie brother who DCAs into the market every month just told me hes skipping march

>>53998437
Is that even possible, Sam?

So, I have two voices inside of me. One says “buy calls slightly otm when the financial sector pumps off a good CPI” and the other saying “fundamentals ARE fucked, buy long dated puts on financials because the crash has arrived”

What’s the Strat we’re going with?

>>53998503
Powerful signal.

The only thing that would make this day green by now is it Biden died on stage right now.

>>53998482
I want to be identified as an Economic Crash, I want those to be my pronouns.

I AM PUTTING ALL MY $120k INTO 4 WEEK TREASURIES
DON'T TRY AND STOP ME, SMEE

>>53998407
Oof. The gambling anon claimed that BOIL was a great buy on Monday after 20% drop. Not taking shots at him, we've all been there and fucked ourselves up due to overconfidence and greed. I hope you guys recover.

>>53998503
JFC I need to initiate some transfers.

>>53998516
For a top or bottom? Usually when people get skittish is when you buy

>>53998518
>Enter Kamala
Won't be good enough brother

>>53998518
>President Kamala Harris
>Election fraud will help her rule through 2032

>>53998513
Both. vixmax.

>>53998513
I want to suck on her AI titties that's my strat

>>53998545
>>53998540
Didn't even think of that. Ffs. There's no hope

>>53998503
wtf even I want to buy now

>>53998306
My financefu is Jeanna

>I know a girl, Tina.
>She spends 600,000 dollars a year on health insurance.
>That's over 7,000 a month.

>>53998451
cnbc interview feb 2nd

VIX is only half chub right now. I want to see a full blown erection

>>53998561
Now you know why Biden really picked her.
>Try 25th Amendmenting me now, bitches!

>>53998535
The norms are being allowed to wake up- soon they will all rug themselves… get ready. SIGA was our last meme stock to run. Was fun while it lasted.

>>53998503
Time to buy!

Will we retest 200DMA on SPY?

>>53998571
The math checks out whats the problem chud

>>53998522
put it in TLT. price action is much better on long duration than a little bit of short term yield.

i want to FART
i want to BURP
i want to PISS MY PANTS

>>53998585
He got us with the ol Dubya "lol I'm a retard don't listen to me" play.

>>53998570
I like her too, she has a nice jawline
>>53998579
Thanks

ROUND 2 START

>>53998562
He said he's skipping March not shorting, which means we'll be fine.

BRAPgas bros...

O MY HIDDEN TIGERS

>oi lads, 'e bought

I almost fat fingered an order by 100x. thank God for the review before enter screen

>>53998621
Normalfags never short.

>>53998590
>SIGA was our last meme stock to run. Was fun while it lasted
It died once when the pox cases stopped. And died a second time when our boy Phil left.

Rocker cant you just make a new channel and set up the videos in a way that only people who have the link can watch them? you always post them here anyways.

>>53998551
Here, have another. Bodies on photoleap are so hard to generate, so when I get a good one, I keep it.

>>53998547
I’ve gotten my lunch eaten on the vix before. Do you have a trade in mind? Strike, DTE?

>>53998525
I should probably see this as having been a "revenge trade" against my TSLA "Investor Day" losses. I started with a $300 total investment seed.

>>53998466
microcaps are not worth shorting

Anyone bought shares in the morning? Post your trades

>>53998625
Still above 4 dollars! It can't POSSIBLY get any lower now! :)

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEE!!

FREEE FALLLLLIN!

>>53998571
>Dems get ACA passed, what was supposed to be their crowning achievement
>It doesn't change anything, arguably systems gets worse
>They get away with it because muh pre-existing conditions

>>53998644
Rockers channel got heemed?

STOP SELLING

>>53998652
started swinging SOXS around 1pm and i've made 180 bucks so far

warned you retards early in this morning about kre eat shit

REITS DOWN 1.5%

Biden is really, seriously fucking senile man. This is fucking sad. This is really fucked up. I cannot fathom how this dude got elected. I understand how anyone could beat trump cause he’s a big mouth retard. But the primaries? How could democrats fucking elect this guy it’s unbelievable.

>he "invested" in "SPiX"
¡Dios mio!

>>53998621
Same sentiment from him

CHANNEL BROS WHY! YOU SAID $420 SPY WHY DID IT BREAK $395! WHY IS IT BREAKING $394!!!!!

>>53998625
Check European gas prices. The gas market might still be saved

WHY IS IT STILL DROPPING

Sell.

>>53998643
SIGA had the most obvious top signal I think I've ever seen

>>53998665
scoops doxxed rocker in retaliation and turns out rocker actually doesn't want anyone irl to know he says nigger and loves bussy
lovers quarrel

>>53998676
>394.00 deflowered

>>53998644
I mean yeah that's what I'm going to do. Probably just use bitchute which no normalfag even know what that is so it won't be a problem again.

>>53998686
I laughed, but if I sold the day he posted that I'd have a lot more money.

>>53998571
You got a link for that speech?

>>53998652
Yes, about a quarter of my portfolio went into FAZ around $18.50 and another quarter into TZA at around $28.50.

3x levered bear ETFs count as shares, yes?

>66,1% 50 bepis from 78,6% tomorrow

>>53998674
Mail-in ballot harvesting bullshit got b*den elected

Might reenter AQB here.

50 bps rate hike odds just went from 85% to 65% lmao

bears are faggots

WHERE IS DOCTOR BARRY

>>53998679
Biden is talking I think.

Remember when SPY was above 400? Those were the days...

>>53998675
Ay, cabron, you can't say that unless you're beating MEXX year to date.

Send energy for <390 after-hours bobros..

BIDEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

GUSH isn't a bad play right now, frens.

>>>53994739
This is the post that made me lose money

>>53998707
That's because it's trending towards 75.

>>53998707
equities going to shit is dovish therefore it's bullish

>>53998696
He'll be making a new account soon since the day is red

i saw a hot trailer trash crusty chick who looked like rocker's zoomer employee and her waka flocka looking boyfriend at MCD getting the Cardi B meal... guess who paid?

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!

>>53998707
It fluctuates rapidly dont read into it until fay or so before its due

>>53998740
No.

>>53998649
Got you covered bro.
NCLH - cruise line stock with debt/equity ratio of 184.. $6b MC
MTD - bioememe with debt/equity at 80, $32b MC, 40 P/E. Insiders are selling like crazy, wonder why kek
WK - codemonkeys company with 60 debt/eq, $4b MC, Insiders keep selling their shares

Tesla or Nvidia at least have earnings and managable amount of debt. If you look for overvalued, look for companies that will collapse with current interest rates.

holy shit look at SCHW

>>53998733
I hate this emo fuck so much though. Why can't rich people just fuck off and have to keep pumping self esteem from the public? yeah ok you got a book and a role played by Christian Bale. Take your billions to Bora Bora and fuck off.

Truth is, Biden is a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag who likes to bust it down sexual style.

>>53998360
AMD is near 100. Shockingly Costco and Walmart have p/e ratios way above the average at like 30 or something - higher than apple

>>53998709
>>53998756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=057A1RdssoU

>>53998718
>3x LETF
that's cheating, but impressive nonetheless. ¡Lo siento amigo!

>>53998753
lmao holy shit

>>53998698
Yes, those are very good companies with respectable CEOs. Congrats.

>>53998724
That was me and I was actually getting heemed on my SQQQ really badly at that point.

>the ol' switcheroo

>>53998756
bro he's famous that means he's better than you and always right and you should worship him

holy fuck there is literally nothing to buy everything needs to crash fuck

>>53998775
I have 100% more functional eyes than he does, though.

>>53998722
only if you mean puts

>>53998689
That's not actually what happened I just made that up. One of my friends wives knew I had a YouTube channel because when I was drunk one night I accidentally brought it up. She spent 5 months looking for it, I thought she was joking. She ended up finding it and if I didn't immediately delete the content it would have spread through all of my irl friends and family and I simply couldn't have that.

WE'RE FUCKING FUCKED BROS

>>53998756
>you have no idea how short I am
>sell
>turns out he wasn't short at all
I laughed. Bet he's short this quarter though.

>>53998774
I bought at the worst time possible, you really fucked me Dude.

CRBPajeets...

69% for 50bepis

More like Charles KWAB lmao smoked 'em

>>53998753
I get the crab market hurting any broker-dealers but that's fucking atrocious.

Did anybody else see that bitch on Cramer last night bragging how companies are hiring people without college degrees? She was literally bragging how Delta airlines hired over 100 people based on their “skills” (skin color)... The cherry ontop was how she was bragging about how some other companies went into the fucking hoods and ghettos and were knocking on doors hiring people on the spot....

This country is fucked.

Uranium bros...

>>53998795
no this is good. you were cash gang, right?

>>53998753

>>53998810
I will laugh my ass off if they do a cucked 25 bps

>>53998779
Weed stocks pretty cheap not gonna lie

>>53998753
WTF!!! MY 401k IS INSOLVENT

>>53998813
How do I long runway collisions?

>>53998821
I’ve been slapping 1 month treasuries month over month. Naturally I reloaded last week, so I have 3 weeks to get my money back

>>53998789
Russia is cutting oil production, oil refineries are getting blown up, and summer is coming.
It should be decent.

i could have had a 4600x but noooo of course i missed it

>>53998813
I never planned on flying honestly, but now that I know they are hiring black women to fly planes, I legitimately won't ever fly.

>>53998813
The financial industry is full of good old boys. They'll take advantage of nepotism and race before they hire nigs and unskilled people to manage funds.

>>53998837
>MY 401k IS INSOLVENT
Oh you just wait till the bail ins.

The Fed giveth, the Fed taketh.

>>53998800
Well we all give in to FOMO sometimes. There are worse lessons to learn.

>>53998571
I know a girl TINA she buys high beta stocks like ARKK
She is down alot of money the last 2 years
We can fix that

>>53998813
All because white, suburban zoomers are too lazy/dumb/entitled/wealthy to work. White tiktok zoomers are bringing about the end of America as we know it. That's why Congress is trying to ban TikTok. It's the Final Solution to our Zoomer problem.

>>53998753
Oh my fucking god.

>>53998753
I do business with this company

>>53998820
>>53998837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA

>>53998838
Why, BA of course. Not like they can just patch up those planes when they get in fender benders.

>>53998753
So what happens if your broker goes under? Wait a few years for litigation to get your 20$ check?

>>53998826
Weed becomes nearly worthless fast as fuck, with full acceptance it's basically the same price as water. I don't like the structure of gains being relative to how taboo something is, with the prevailing pattern being a decrease in taboo.

Meanwhile gambling does not lose profitability while it reduces it's taboo status. I think gambling is better to invest in. We are very unlikely to see an increase in the taboo of gambling, while the more popular it becomes the more profit it generates in a very predictable amount.

>>53998813
>*bang bang bang*
>Ayo Jamaal wake the fuck up you finna fly dis plane nigga
>shit no doubt, just like GTA

>>53998753
Suddenly feels a lot safer in HOOD!

>>53998749
with debt equity you also need to look at their book value and multiply it to get their total debt.
norewegian has a book value of near zero so their high ratio is nothing compared to another company with high book value but a "low" debt equity.

desu i have no idea why they don't just combine it all for you

>>53998857
Oh please, we won't have that for 401k's. They'll just require you to hold "an age appropriate amount" of treasuries if you want to keep getting the tax benefits.

>>53998859
hahaha

I still don't get why the market latched onto a small dovish remark in all of Bostic's speech, which was still hawkish overall. Algos and 0DTE just clowning until liquidity gets pulled.

>>53998864
I'm not going to work for shit wages with a bunch of derelicts.

Bottom is in

oh shit i edged to hard my balls feel like theyre twisted up and in vice grips.

Credit Suisse has cooked their books and is insolvent. Limit breakers coming.

https://allinallmusic.bandcamp.com/track/komm-s-sser-tod-allinall-uluncha

>>53998864
Wtf she’s not even that good looking

>>53998886
If you're an index fag you laugh it off

>>53998790
>IRL friends
oh please as if anyone's going to believe that

>>53998753
Wew lad. Is this the big one?

>>53998838
WM, CLH

>>53998900
>we won't have that for 401k
Don't say I didn't warn you. Probably some shit about how 401k are for white people n sheeiiitt.

>>53998886
Your portfolio's holdings aren't really at risk; this isn't FTX/crypto land. Dudes who were with Lehman till the end had to wait a couple months for asset transfers though I think.

>>53998753
Just checked latest news in SCHW. Interesting, I didn't know about this new SEC ruling

> "We are deeply concerned that the Commission has simultaneously issued multiple far-reaching proposals that would dramatically overhaul current market structure without adequately assessing the cumulative impact on the market or the potential for unintended consequences," the companies said in an SEC comment letter.
>The SEC in December proposed requiring nearly all retail stock orders to be sent to auctions, as well as a new standard for brokers to show they get the best possible executions for their clients' orders. The SEC also proposed lower trading increments and access fees on exchanges, and more robust retail order execution disclosures.
>The aim of the proposed rules is to improve market quality and efficiency, by boosting competition for retail stock orders and reducing unnecessary intermediation, SEC Chair Gary Gensler has said.
>The NYSE, along with Schwab and Citadel Securities, asked the SEC to indefinitely withdraw the auction and best execution proposals, saying they could lead to less market liquidity and create confusing regulatory overlap.

So basically SCHW and Citadel are kvetching they won't be able to frontrun retail trades anymore with hi-frequency trading. Interesting.

CENX is the only long call I can even think of right now and it's fucking not very good odds what the fuck are my bulls doing for options right now? Hiding in a closet?

>>53998901
>I still don't get why the market latched onto a small dovish remark in all of Bostic's speech,
Market makers trying to kill as many long dated puts as possible before the markets break.

>>53998889
Specifically I like NLCP. It's not quite there yet, but close.

LIMIT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF SPY HALTED

>>53998753
AAAAAAAAAAAA All my money is in there!

>>53998919
Oh no, I agree they're going to heem middle class savers. It's just an "alpha of the pack" deal where brokers/401k managers won't get anything, the Feds will.

>>53998896
JPM doing it too.
Everyone. FAZ is down 10%. Someone out there passing dollars, went over a 10% loss today.

WHY IS IT RECOVERING THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IT SUPPOSED LIMIT DOWN WHY CANT I HAVE ONE FUCKING DAY

>>53998927
seems kinda anti-semitic if you ask me

>>53998915
Believe it or not I used to be a normalfag. I still have the remnants of my past with me including my friends. Back when I was young people actually had face to face conversations and went outside. When I turned 18 the closest thing to a smart phone was a blackberry. It was a better time.

>>53998864
That's hilarious. Such a huge fist in the face of all previous pornstars who did all this lifewrecking actions for some money, meanwhile some sloots just post themselves in lingerie.

>>53998943
I like how you didn't attempt to refute my opinion you just kept talking about your favorite weed company

>>53998902
Well then Papa Jerome is going to keep turning up the volume on the rates computer until your assets are worthless.

Every time I check finviz, it just dumps even lower.

did you know this is the cheapest SPY 400 calls for triple witching on 3/17 have been all year?

>>53998895
Hmm nice, I'm a retard then. I guess it would explain disparities I seen between debt/eq. on finviz and debt reporte in balance sheet

>>53998953
we are at the lows of the day

>>53998937
There are so many options traders they just want big swings to fuck people

>>53998929
As a reminder you don't always need to be bullish. The market pays for getting ahead of things whether they're uptrends, downtrends, or crabtrends.

>>53998979
DIDNT YOU SEE THAT IT WENT UP .02% for a minute?? AAAAAAAA

>>53998911
Ya 10 years ago a girl like that would've been making $50k a year as a bartender. Now they make a million a month on OF.

>>53998968
>I like how you didn't attempt to refute my opinion you just kept talking about your favorite weed company
Well you're not wrong. There is nothing to refute. Weed stocks are trash, but I don't mind buying a cheap REIT discounted by the taint of association.

DKNG or CENX for a 90-100 day OTM option call??

If neither, then what and why?

>>53998953
It's called a dead cat silly old bear.

We're through 394 people

SPY double bottom.

I am still holding just cash

New burry shitpost is up lads
>HOLY HELL

>>53998957
how did you know she found it? how many videos had she seen?

>>53998972
Reminder to get a realtime futures feed or check ETFs so you don't have the 10 minute delay on Finviz.

>>53998790
>this is what normalfags call friendship

>>53998813
This is why I don't care if China or Russia or India or whoever take over the world, they would never do dumb shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>53998983
In any given market you have multiple overlapping macro and micro trends, I personally find it significantly more intelligent to choose a bias toward the larger macro trend while protecting oneself against the lesser trends, I find it absolutely silly that one should try to react day to day or week to week or even month to month. The shortest option I'm ever willing to play is 90 days, and I intend to sell it within the week every time.

>>53999014
>Didn't twitterpost it
Shameful display.

How the hell do I make the most money out of puts? Bigger returns in the short term but they’re also worth 70-80% less than the ones dated a month out so I feel like if I hold them for too long I’ll just lose money even if it goes down significantly later on.

>>53998992
It's one of those power law things though. A couple make bank, but an average OF ho only pulls in like $20 a month or something ridiculous.

>>53998978
iktf it's really a meaningless indicator by itself, they should either display total debt, or a better ratio like debt to cash flow or debt to sales /income/marketcap, anything except book value which is meaningless for most companies

>>53998966
What percentage of onlyfans subscribers do you figure are pajeets?

>>53999014
>>53999045
WHERE?
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I'm writing puts on SPY here. Naked of course.

>Biden talks about crime
>Dump immediately resumes
Thank you Brandon

>>53998981
>>53998937
No idea why anyone wants any puts for more than 1 day with volatility suppressed.

Ok I'm taking my profits ahead of the Friday's Feb Payroll and 0DTE Power Hour Call buying.
This has been a good week already. No need to be greedy.

KOLD
LABD
YANG
TSLS
TSLQ

https://youtu.be/Grn4NjUQTFI?t=5

>>53998753
LMAO

GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY BITCH

>>53998306
>>53997724
>sep 2022
>weeks before spx < 3600
so, where is the crash, you fucking faggot?

>>53999081
jej, baggie, jej

>>53999033
Brb cancelling all orders.

>>53999086
How dare you question ©MottCapital

It'll be a power hour, right?

why are the banks shitting themselves

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>53999113
yeah, bobo power LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNPR2qNzxk

>>53999068
We need to make a return to professional crime.

>>53999115
Because all their 5.75% bonds they just issued are eating shit now that much higher rates are getting priced in.

>>53999115
Biden is speaking.

>>53999115
SVB was murdered

>>53999115
Financial institutions anon. They're not just banks. But, Being Bully You'd think they're safe from everything.

>>53999016
Because she told me and showed me.
>>53999029
You have to understand. My friends don't know my power level like you guys do. That's why you're my real friends. I think all she watched was the newest video, which is very tame. That's why I deleted the rest immediately. All I told her was it was a channel about the stock market. She didn't mean any harm by it, but the killswitches triggered at that point and there was no going back.

>>53999115
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE????

>>53999115
The banks are retarded.

>>53999110
>VIX 70
lol make it happen

give me a ticker that matches spy movement

PUMP IN 2 MINUTES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK IT'S NOT EVEN SOUR HOUR YET

SELL

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>IM GOING
>IM GOING
>IM GOING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA

>>53999150
that was last week retard

>>53999164
SPY

>>53999152
kek

>>53999173
I can't play this many songs at the same time.
Please, let the other's play out.

>>53999150
Where we are going there ain't gonna be any bounces kid

>>53999127
Did not notice she had nice Booba until now. CNBC is quite right-wing so they make her hide them to appeal to the conservative audience.

Time for dirty Jew hour.

Im just not gonna close my shorts
UGH i know i know, im just not gonna do it is all hahaha

>>53999148
do you have schwab on your sheet by any chance?

What to buy?
Everything is not cheap or expensive.

>>53999173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBZqmL8ehg

IVE NEVER NEEDED A POWER HOUR SO BADLY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

MY CALLS ARE GOING TO ZERO

A
A
A
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>>53999225
>He doesn't cut option losses short
Lol

>>53999147
what did she say when you deleted it. also is she an autist lol she spent 5 months looking for you

And just like that, we will never, ever, ever, ever be above the 200DMA ever again. :)

JPMorgan Chase just casually down 5.5% in a day. OK.

>SVB
Lmao

>>53999255
Holy shit it's over

>>53999251
She didn't say anything really. She's real flirty, very nice gal. I don't think she's autistic, we've all been friends for like 20 years so it's kind of hard to explain

>>53999110
>>53997724
>>53999086

>magik yield curve predicts even the WuFlu crash

Muh Dodd-frank bail in time?

Lord Ganesha, grant POWER HOUR your strength, basterd bich.

>>53999262
And that's on a good day, wait until the real skeletons come out of the closet.

Look at the VIX.

is something really actually happening this time?

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING DOWN

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM?

Hmm, actually interesting. Tech might be dead. There were almost no new projects in 2022, now VC bank (SVB) is reporting problems.
As someone who is in this industry I think it might be time to short software agencies. In my experience getting new contracts is much harded due to huge competition on the market. Signing contract also takes 300% longer (6-9 months up from 2-3).
Snowflake might have huge problem becoming profitable in such environment. Just a hint.

>>53999173
IM GOING GOING BACK BACK TO CALI CALI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcABgACLyjc

What happened to my money?

You may have gotten HOOKED

>>53999284
Kek, imagine pajeets actually calling on their idols like that

>>53999291
>+10.57%
It's ogre

Does Biden know that his budget plan is shit?

>>53999115
it's almost as if when banks give out too many loans to people with questionable credit due to easy money monetary policies it results in debt bubbles that pop when the economy returns to health.. it's almost as if the banks having to put aside billions and billions of dollars for credit defaults that we warned you about was bearish for financials.. it's almost as if the complete dry up in mortgage activity that we warned you about was bearish for financials..
mumu, we have been telling you this all along.. you just refused to listen, refused to open your eyes..

>>53999262
Zoom out idiot

Ok, if SPXU breaks 5% I'm going to take some profits. This is fantastic.

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3945992-charles-schwab-drops-on-report-block-trade-offered-via-jpmorgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuM4zFg-60

>>53999295
They cant print money fast enough.

>>53999301
it is now my money

200 day ass blasted

>>53999313
I'm not even sure he knows when his diaper is soiled

are we gonna volmageddon tomorrow?
the notional volume in 0DTES is absurd, last week it was higher than all other types of options combined
jp morgan put out a paper saying how dealer hedging on put options could dumpster the indexes by double digit percent in one day if conditions are perfect

>>53999313
it's just pure theatre he's not passing shit through congress that's why he went full retard with it

>>53999295
Their objective has changed, they are now protecting the plunges from here on out

>>53999223
based choice

>>53999208
nah i had just grabbed that from twatter

>>53998306
Are we falling because of the data tomorrow and Joe Biden's gay budget that reverses Trump's tax cuts or is it something worse? (It's pretty bad anyway)

>>53999317
>mumu
im bearish u retard, i just didnt expect the tide to shift so quickly for financials

>>53999336
That’s what’s weird. Crash the economy to own the republicans? I don’t get it.

>>53999334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNA94lEYfBc

>>53999299
Thanks, that's good to know.
SVB down 60.5% today, kek.

>>53999347
Because banks seems to be out of cash soon.

>>53999334
>jp morgan put out a paper saying how dealer hedging on put options could dumpster the indexes by double digit percent in one day if conditions are perfect
Would be shame if those conditions were met....you know, by accident ofc.

>>53999357
trying to sure up the commies on the left for next election

>>53999358
we need a big massively bearish news event to pop it off

>>53999291
Yes it's more than just inversing SPX now

>>53999347
look up Credit Suisse, Silvergate Capital, Silicon Valley Bank (SVB)

>>53999363
really? I thought banks were hoarding huge amounts of cash?

>make terrible decision buying asana
>ceo decides to go full retard and buy millions of shares
>am now up 25%

>just put entire net worth into credit puts on boil
>$5.5 strike
>current price is $5.44
Yeah it's going back up tomorrow though

>>53999350
I'm speaking to all mumus in /smg/, not just you in my post

>>53999390
That's what I thought and I bought at 6.3

>>53999243
I did. Bot @ .35 sold @.15

Buy high sell low, it’s the biz way.

>>53999342
can i get the link brah

so this is how /smg/ dies...with thunderous applause

And just like that, for no (((reason))), no (((news))), a day after the hearing, even a "bad" (worse than anticipated) jobs report =good for stocks (PIVOOOOOOT) we dump, kek

>>53999390
Good luck. I'd guess there's about a 50% chance you win that gamble.

>>53999417
https://twitter.com/andrewcoye/status/1633781773925580800

>>53999370

how about three canaries?

>Credit Suisse, Silvergate Capital, Silicon Valley Bank (SVB)

Now who's the Bear Sterns and Lehman Bros around the corner?

https://www.fitchratings.com/research/corporate-finance/tech-defaults-lift-us-loan-rate-to-1-9-top-market-concern-list-grows-28-02-2023

>>53999360
https://www.partnerbase.com/silicon-valley-bank
All of those companies are at risk of discontinued financing.

>>53999358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpgpf6QVnI

sitting on 200dma for SPY
MACD negative
RSI @ 40
gg bobos

>>53999380
>really? I thought banks were hoarding huge amounts of cash?
They have huge amount of assets, which dropped their value in recent months. Banks actually have not so match of free cash.

>>53999425

Bake faggot

>>53999402
Should've bought at $5.5 like me because that's the bottom :^)

>>53999454
>>53999454
>>53999454

>>53999299
SIR ARE YOU SAYING YOURE AN INSIDER IN SNOWFLAKE AND TELLING ME TO SHORT THE STOCK???? PLEASE ELABORATE SIR!!!!

VIX +15.86%
Holy shit

>>53998790
>One of my friends wives knew I had a YouTube channel because when I was drunk one night I accidentally brought it up
haha i posited this exact scenario yesterday
i knew it

>>53999363
DESU JPow said the banks were well capitalized on Monday and Tuesday… Still doesnt mean they about to lose all that capital.

LIVE THE LIFE OF A THUG NIGGA UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

LIVE THE LIFE OF A BOSS PLAYER 'CAUSE EVEN GETTIN HIGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgZ52M4a_R0

>>53999337
kek

>>53999326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4yv6Cm_ag

>SKYT

>>53999516
2% on sh!t&piss 5000 chud...

>>53999427
It's dumping because Joe Biden wants to institute Communism

Right now my bank gives me 2% interest (per year) on my money, while the S&P 500 goes up and down.
Makes me wonder if I should just keep the money in the bank account

>>53999291
I FOMOed into UVIX.

>>54000516
You actually want the money market fund at your broker. That'll pay close to double (~the Fed Funds Rate) what your bank does with the same (~0) risk.