/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53993739
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,170.195B, 101P = 21.487B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,193.237B, 102P = 21.502B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Blessed baker, thread splitter BTFO

anyone look at the volume pattern yesterday

prettty tasty

kek kathies

>>53993739
nice, thanks for baking

fuck jannies
rape hedgies
kill your schoolteachers

Hedgies will soon face divine punishment

>2 years
I'm thinking it's over.

>>53993739
bless baker who gives me bread

>>53993804
soona in marchoona

For me, it's still establishing a flat tax of one cent on all stock trades and the death penalty or life imprisonment for all financial fraud in excess of ten million dollars.

>>53993739
GOOD MORNING BAGGIES!

nice photoshop skills, kid, I never made this comment

i really hope everyones forgotten about the gamestocks

>>53993840

>3/9
Can I get a Miku at gameshop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuLZlZ18APQ

guys computershart is right down the street from me…

I want you to know I was going to buy a ps5 from GameStop but they never have any available so I spent that money at target instead

>>53993869
PS5 has nogaems.

WAKE
HEAVY PULSE
BLOODY EYES
SWEATY CLOTHES

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/09/credit-suisse-to-delay-its-2022-annual-report-after-a-late-call-with-the-sec.html

WE'LL DO IT LIVE
FUCK IT
YOU WRITE IT, I'LL SAY IT

>>53993788
>>53993800
>>53993822
>>53993877
Checked

FUCKING THING SUCKS

FUCK

I like when !!StNYcNXEJ2q bakes the threads because I learned about options, cycles, and financial institutions / hierarchy with them, but some stupid faggots got mad for baking after 320 posts, demanded a revolution, and shit on anyone that actually discussed the stock in their split threads. They will never make it.

What should I get for breakfast from Chickfila?

They expect me to believe they split and can’t include the sneed hedgies for free. Why can’t they just say sneed hedgies?

>>53994044
Chicken Minis and a vanilla iced coffee. Replace the hashbrowns with another box of chicken minis

>>53993835

I'll be away on important family business for a few days. Ooo, sneed, and interpret digits responsibly. Take care, frens.

>>53994102
good luck on your gender-affirming surgery

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53994102
I'll fill in again where I can, until you return. Take care, fren.

>>53994102
no fuck your business you have to stay and be our slave.

>>53994102
enjoy your time fren, thanks for the consistent baking service all the time

>Russia’s dominant lender Sberbank reported a nearly 80% plunge in 2022 net profit Thursday as sweeping Western sanctions rattled Russia’s financial sector in what the bank’s CEO called “the most difficult year.”
Oof. Tough year for Russian shills. And on the same day that cnn's reporting that Donnie Yen is being boycotted for being part of the ccp (y'know, the whole Tiananmen Square massacre controversy).
Are any shills having a good day?
Me? I'm having a good day because I just really like gme

>>53993739
I recognize that OP and you guys are special. The brain power is off the charts in these threads. You might not know but you change people's lives. We are thousands of miles apart and it's pretty obvious that we will never meet IRL. After MOASS I would be honored if you will join me at a private party https://GMEntlemen.com.. That means no shills, hedgies, and other top men. If not, that's ok, I am honored and proud to be part of this community. WAGMI! Still comfy waitin’ and holdin’.

Yesterdays volume was so fucking weird.

>>53994102
good luck. i know traveling is hard for 300lb meat mountains. stay hydrated.

>>53994102
godspeed bud, stay safe out there

>>53994102
>admits defeat
We won

>>53994102
Godspeed

>>53994200
you will never win until you can give a good reason to sell the stock, you never do though

>>53994210
I hold the stock and am waiting for MOASS. You should buy more and DRS them.

>>53994184
>>53994115
shills project again and still cant figure out why we laugh at them.
Simple IQ, simple live I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>53994184
>brown sperg id
Kek look at this autismo jeet

>>53993788
based dubs checked

>>53994230
you already know that I do considering how well GameStop's been performing

You guys think the sperg jeet always has to shit on the same street for comfort? Or can he change it up?

>>53994232
They literally can’t help themselves. They have personal beef with him and reveal themselves everytime. They can’t even pretend to not have an issue with baker.

>>53994232
>>53994272
>optimus trannius from the discord/trash group who believes /gme/ is its own personal property gets dabbed on
>NOOOOO STOP SHILLS LEAVE FATNEY ALONE
I would tell you to unalive yourselves, but you're more than halfway there, MOASS or not.

>>53994287
something is spilling its spaghettis, kek

I pity the fool not holding GME

>>53994287
>mad paragraph more cranky at baker than citadel kicking this can
your id is going on the naughty board

>>53994102
Ty baker. I can't help but see your absence and the shitshow that will inevitably follow in its wake as a sign that we are almost there.
WAGMI

I want to write novellas in a windmill, can we wagmi please?

>>53994239
color blind faggot

Kek tripfats

WTF - I got a 15 minute warning for being off-topic for this post:
>>53994230
There’s a comped jannie working with trip OP, and they don’t want you being positive about GME.

>>53994506
fuck off retard

>>53994506
His name is tripfat mcpedophile. He didn’t collect 3 TB of illegal material and gain 300 lbs for you to ignore his title. That’s a form of denying him attention, which he desperately needs for doing the horrible of hitting copy, then page, then post

>53994287
You seem awfully uncomfy. Maybe try comfy for a change and see how you like it.

>>53994518
holy shit, that projecting is already mental.
Get out at the sun, you seem to have a huge vitamin D deficiency.

>>53993739
kek stupid fuck baggots

>53994518
Wow baker must’ve fucked your and your friends moms or something.

>>53994506
Honestly, this is pretty fucking suspicious. These threads have been super fucking weird lately. And now OP is disappearing for a few days. Something really fucky is up.

>>53994506
15min waring and post didn't got deleted? Do you even know how 4chan works?
Kek projecties

>>53993739
dumb fuck baggies KEK

>>53994580
In b4 Biden has covid again

>>53994580
Expect things to continue getting really fucking gay for the next two weeks until earnings, we're about that far out now and this whole week it's been full on faggotronic. Might be a good time to take a break unless you're behind seven proxies and just enjoy being a menace.

kek dumbfuck baggies

So this is what the threads are going to be like until earnings. Great

>>53994596
>has never been warned before
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend. Enjoy your stay. A warning does not automatically get the post deleted.

ryan cohen is slowly killing me with inaction

kek dumb fuck baggots

OP needs to post his GME position, that’ll shut up all the shills.

stupid fucking baggies

wow 77 posts in an a half dozen ID's filtered already

>53994630
You’re killing me with your whining.

I propose to reject uncomfy and just be comfy. All those in favor say aye.

>>53994686
Announcing that you are filtering may be the gayest possible post.

>>53994625
I got a 15min waring yesterday, post got instantly deleted.
But I guess you, as a newfag, knows that

>>53994686
Filter these nuts baggot bitch

>>53994711
What was the content of the post?

For me, it's China theory:
>Ching chong.
>Bing bong.
>My terms are nonnegotiable.

>>53994706
Aye

>>53994719
political discussion outside of /pol/

>>53994741
Ok, but what did you actually say?

>>53994706
Aye.

GOOD MORNING SIRS

>>53994750
>says it
>reports what he says
;:^/

>>53994706
aye.

>>53994750
something about the generational trauma of some shills.
Would link it, but it got deleted. Was no hard rulebreak since i didnt go banned, however >>53994506 claims his post got him a 15min warning, which is obviously bullshit that anyone with 2 braincells left can spot.

anyone else wondering why it's taking so long?

kek crypto baggies

>>53994777
A 15 minute warning is not an automatic deletion of the comment. This is basic 4chan operation. Sometimes it gets deleted, sometimes it does. No idea if that anon is being truthful, but if you think all warnings lead to comment deletion you’re just wrong.

>>53994741
>>53994777
nice

i just bought 77 shares it felt really good

>>53994795
link me the warning rules, couldn't find them

>>53994803
Based.

>>53994805
I think we found the 45pbtid schizo larping shill, lads

>53994763
Kek. You waited for the exact moment it went red to greet us.

>>53994780
2 years is nothing in the larger span of time. Satanists plan in centuries so to take down their entire system in 2 years-(during their holy year of 2023) must be gut wrenching for them. Good. They must be buck broken in front of the world so badly they never try this shit again.

>>53994706
Aye captain

>>53993739
Oddly cultish behavior on display

>>53994821
so you dont know the rules nor where to find them but you still imply and when you got called out for your shit you come up with ITT lore of a powershill that left the thread 8 month ago?
Guess one could call this: rentfree

>baggies
baggies
>baggies
baggies
>baggies
baggies
>baggies
baggies

>53994849
>constantly steering the discussion to thread drama, never talks about the stock
Yep, definitely the shill. Good spot.

I FEEL THE PRESSURE, UNDER MORE SCRUTINY. AND WHAT I DO? BUY MORE GME

>53994843
Nothing odd about it champ. This is a cult. Doesn’t change the fact that we’re all right and wagmi.

>>53993739
baggie cope general

>>53994458
>another brown id
Lmao

Holy shit. This is it the closer we get to $16 the stronger the bounce back will be.

>>53994896
what color am I?

>>53994910
yellow. Dang guess that means I'm Canadian Chinese today. Herro errybody gme to zurro

>>53994870
ok, I have a new idea, instad of pretending, lets find out. Everybody please report this post as offtopic. Then we'll see if:
i get a warning/ban
posts gets deleted or not
>>53994864
try posting your homoerotic phantasies with D3bpdsZy on the lgbt board

>>53994102
Take good care of your plants baker

>53994925
>proceeds to delete thread himself
Fuck off shill

>>53994924

I honestly don’t get why the shills can’t be comfy too. They’re literally being paid to do nothing.

>>53993739
Rugpulled

>>53994706
Aye

>>53994972
They just have to get their post quota in I guess, like this turbo shill:
>>53994925

KEK. The shill deleted his own comment as part of his gay-ass stage show. He thinks he’s the James Cameron of shills or some shit.

Why is he going so hard just to shit up the thread about drama?

>>53994102
Godspeed baker, stay safe!

NICE PHOTSHOP SKILLS KID I NEVER MADE THAT COMMENT

>>53995019
Kek this is slowly starting to become my favorite pasta. I can’t wait until the context has been completely lost.

>>53995019
Kek, I think it’s the same dude.

>>53994972
That's why i like 'em.
They are pretty comfy to be around.
Plus, i'm sure they have their (few) shares DRSd behind their whip masters.

>>53995019
Nice skillshop kid, i never made that photo

>>53994972
That's because these are actual hedgie employees whose entire livelihood depends on seeing GME go to zero

>>53994925
got a warning and post got deleted.
ergo >>53994506 is full of shit, just like his samefagg friends.
QED.

>>53995107
I figured as much but it’s all so futile.

>>53995019

>>53995009
it must suck to be you

>>53995062
I'm a shilly and proud of it. Please buy more gamestop so I can get a raise

>>53995153
Only if you buy some $GME too, kid

Good morning baggots, in the red already it seems hmmmm

>53995123
HE POSTED IT

LMAO, go fuck yourself shill, you’ve already been exposed.

R
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F
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>>53995183
I can't own GME it's against my contract with Citadel

>>53995222
Kek
>he thinks his employer will be able to afford legal representation to litagate against him breaking terms of a contract

>>53995217
l2p retard

>>53995222
Very sad. Many such cases! How about you do it nonetheless? There is no way kenneth griffin would find out?

>>53995237
i like my job
>>53995242
but I don't want to be a smelly bagholder like you anons. I shower too regularly for that.

>>53995123
>heh fuck jannies
>I hate these trannies, ban them janny
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T MAKE FAKE AND GAY REPORTS

>>53995264
Shhhhh..it will be okay. You know this an anonymous website? NOBODY will know you bought. Join us shill anon. You can still enjoy regular showers after buying, despite what the media is saying. You are no anti-jiemite, are you?

>>53995303
Kek.
I’m really coming around to anti-jiemite as a term.

>14pbtid
>Not a single image

>>53995303
honestly: I think jiemi is as repulsive as the jews

>>53995303
>anti-jiemite
oy fucking vey

>LTsZDviK
>it's him again
shalom

>>53995323
I think people who do not play by the rules are worse than jews. It would be okay if they played by the rules, but they always have some anime asspulls or blatantly rip other players cards out off their hands. That is what i call repulsive. Also i love jiemi x3

>>53995323
And now you go and buy some fucking jiemi [Ticker: $GME/ at least one unit] which you will directly register with computershare you fucking eglinkike. Kenneth Griffin will make some payments to MO'ASSrael, you filthy anti-jiemite!

>>53994102
Arigato Senpai, I will miss the fresh bread, but looks like I'll settle with some naan curry bread for few days

>>53995370
>>53995425
no

Kek crypto baggies

MOASS tomorrow

Checkem

>UyysoBeS
Once he got exposed, that shill ran away with his tail between his legs.

>>53995275
do you have some kind of mental handicap?

what is the equivalent of dead cow pictures for jeets, but for yids?

>>53995483
Matzo, in this case

gme threads off the rails fr fr

>>53995514
now thats what we call "rentfree".
You dont even have the balls to directly replay to me, fucking pathetic.

>>53995542

>>53995501
Epic comeback, give me more

kek yiddieש
GME will win and hedgieש will ledge.
שoon.

>53995576
I notice you won’t say anything about buying GME. You must not be allowed because of your shill contract.

Buy, hold, DRS for us.
Seethe, cope, and dilate for you.

>>53995641

>>53995615
no

For me, it's the 2023 Toyota 4runner with a hellcat engine swap.

Looks like Credit Suisse is in some serious trouble.

kek debit sissies

>>53995720
>looks like Evergrande is in some serious trouble

>POO ID

Rip me lmao

>>53995720
>>53995747

I see RC tweeting another word has reinvigorated his bagholders with enough cope to last em atleast another month. Im glad I was starting to worry about you baggies, threads were so slow and the rebuttals became so whiny. I hope you can throw some better copium out into the void

I see that we have Keith’s retarded ass back in /GME/…does that mean you no longer think BBBY is the “real play” Keith? How much money have you lost between LRC and BBBY? Now you just slip back in here and bring your specific brand of distraction without so much as a mention you were incredibly wrong?
>he didn’t know

>53995778
You seriously think anybody holding cares about what RC tweets?

>53995806
>he still see's me everywhere
kek nice mental illness as usual

>>53994102
Get the mobile crane ready to lift Tripfag McPedophile out of his nest

>>53994102
be safe fren. you're much loved.

>>53995813
Yes and to add to that i dont care what you think because you are a baggie and im kekking you CAN I GET A KEK BAGGIES?

>>53994102
Thank you for your service.

>>53995859
Last time he tried to go to the store it took 4 days, tripfat got wedged in the doorway. the wagie tried to stop him, but while stuck he just kept fucking eating, he just got fatter and more stuck. They had to knock the building down to get him out

>>53995859
Is OP really a cunny enthusiast? I mean I can kinda gleam from his strange obsession with posting anime girls, but do you have actual proof, perhaps a collage of posts?

>>53995894
you're in the wrong thread bro all the memestocks gather in one place now and they only got baggie'd twice, they could use your expertise
>>53989225
go get 'em faggot!

>>53995946
Tripfat mcpedophile? Yeah, he has 3 TB of the stuff. They used to discuss it in trash but now they have a avatarfag FUD discord, one of them accidentally posted a screenshot with it in once

>>53995946
How many ID's you got going today?

>53995972
I’ve never once strolled into the trash threads. How strange that you felt the need to go there. Are you building a case glownigger?

Kek crypto baggies.

If BTC goes under $21,300 it’s over

>>53995972
Proofs of that claim?
>>53995996
One
>(nothing wrong with me)

Bullet Swap average length of 24 months;
Credit Suisse in trouble after 2 years since January Sneeze

Coincidence?

>>53995972
Ken Griffin has a lawsuit against him touching real kids

I'm a baggot.

>>53994730
Is Ken Griffin the next Thomas Lee?

>>53996056
I didn’t screenshot it but if you keep asking I know others did. It wasn’t even that long ago, the FUD Discord is their name for their GME organize server/ERP place

>>53995970
>regular baker is going to be "away" for a while
>shills immediately try to cluster us with other "meme" stocks
Holy shit the discussion redirection is happening live and in real time. How close ARE we?

>>53996131
Surely someone will post it if such proofs exists

>>53993739
>below $18
Why are people selling?

>53996161
Is it your first day here or are you just being disingenuous?

>>53996171
Naw just wondering why the price is going down when we have earnings call soon

kek dumb fuck no baker baggots

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1633873027002929152?s=46&t=Bd5TzpT7EhvIpzh1MdZuzg

>>53996226
Finally. I was getting sick of that thing.

GME will win

>53996180
>why are people selling
>nah just wondering
Lol. Lmao even.
Subtle

>>53996247
what is she eating

>>53996149
Keith probably has it if he hasn’t purged his /GME/ files for more bag space yet. When a general is running for this long, not everything gets saved

>>53996146
You can see the contention in their posts after the beating they got in their own split threads. That thread not getting any shill action is also sloppy fuckin work on their behalf.

>>53996260
It looks like poo, but hopefully it isn't, because that would be disgusting.

>>53996180
Hedgys trying to survive one (1) more day.

>>53995542

>>53996226
If they’re saying it’s happening in 60 days know that institutions are for sure going to dump on retail early. It really could be in 2 weeks. Not to mention priming the crash like this is like a self fulfilling prophecy. With enough fear people will rush to the exits and cause the very crash predicted.

>>53996226
Doubt

>>53996294
kek popcornies

>>53996294
Value of diamonds dropped due to huge increase in supply in form of unbreakable diamond hands.

>>53996267
>Keith
>NOT having a collage
big doubt

>>53996246
power to the gentiles

>>53996226
By the 3rd of April.

>>53996351
Omage based hahaha

>Biden is doubling Capital Gains Tax to 40%
Well there's the attempt at clawback in place, we might actually be close this time.

i get ick from women with iphones or that look damp

>>53996297
Agree.

>>53996351
KEK

>>53996351
based
>Captcha: MARKTS

>>53995946
Go back in the /trash/ archives
It talked about buying a new hard drive because it’s 3TB drive was full of you know what

>>53996351
SHUT THIS DOWN

>>53996351
OY VEY

>>53996226
I'll probably get flack for this, but I reckon this is a false-flag.
Over the last 2 years, there have been numerous "leaks" and insiders predicting an imminent market crash and every time they've been wrong. Something (someone?) at the top is aggressively preventing a market crash by any means necessary.

>>53996351
THIS should be the next bread pic. that'll get the smg fags in here acting as shills

>>53996447
Ken Griffin actually touched kids, I'm going to take his money so he can't do it anymore.

>>53996226
Lawrence 'Larry' G. McDonald is a New York Times bestselling author and CNBC contributor, currently founder of 'The Bear Traps Report', an investment newsletter focused on Political and Systemic Risk with actionable trade ideas and Macro perspective. Former Head of U.S. Macro Strategy at Societe Generale and former vice-president of distress debt and convertible securities trading at Lehman Brothers. Larry was one of the early voices warning others of the sub-prime mortgage crisis.

> Lehman Brothers
> sub-prime mortgage crisis

Let's see if he is more accurate than Burry

>>53996375
when in Rome...

>>53996492
Burry is never wrong he’s just early. Under normal non clown circumstances the market is should have crashed long ago.

>>53996351
perfect. just fucking perfect.
the memes are rolling again.
gme is back boys!

They’re going to have to sell off the entire stock market just to pay us

You love to see it

what?! BLmMt2Xh has 3TB of childporn on his HDD? can we please report that to the police? oh right, police in Israel doesnt care about CP/CA

>>53996447
>Go back in the /trash/ archives
Why can't you do this?

>>53996558
I have and that’s why I know it’s true
Do it yourself if you want to see, faggot

>>53996573
why arent you and your coworker mad at Ken Griffin the hedgefund billionaire taking advantage of actual kids

>>53996522
Reddit moment

Walmart > Gamestop

>>53996621
>Ken Griffin pedophile defender mad at a gamestop meme
can't bite the hand thar feeds you I guess

GME stock is the devil. Sell immediately.

>>53996351
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>53996633
AMC has secured at least three years worth of high quality popcorn, what do we have? A shitty jpeg shop. It's fucking over.

>>53996573
So where's the proof? Surely it's a simple matter of saving or making a collage.

>>53996633
Paying $4 for goyslop corn kek

>>53996699
checkek'd

>>53996679
Amazon is working very hard on releasing their jpeg shop, so we must be at the early stages of jpegs still.

>>53996699
$4 for a massive, theatre quality bag of popcorn is an excellent deal.
>>53996679
Shill

oh man, still no not dividend.

>>53996708
>theater quality
movie popcorn is pretty disgusting, honestly

>>53996725
>>53996729
https://twitter.com/CEOAdam/status/1633247675867971585
Ryan cohen is a useless CEO... NO dividend, NO statement on shorts killing the company!

>>53996633
chekt and rekt

>>53996748
AND NO BOBGORN
IDS OGRE

>>53996748
>A Aaron

Based silverback

>>53996679
pepperidge farm remembers

>>53996799
Top shelf
Top kek

>>53994102
take care, baker fren

THD
TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH

Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

THD
TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH

>>53996853
Nah, just a lot of money would be good.

>>53996900
checked
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TSLA went to 4k a share. Thoughts on gamestop?

>>53996853
Me and Mel Gibson like this post

>>53996922
Gamestop can go from $2.56 to $483

Have the shills gone schizo themselves?

Last 3 digits of my ID is the item I am going to shove down Kenny’s throat

>>53996853
Post the Imagine one

>>53996460
>Something (someone?) at the top is aggressively preventing a market crash by any means necessary.
There's a reason why no real action was taken to prevent it until after Biden was inaugurated.

Fuck off.
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>>53997021
i hate that gook

>>53996922
>Thoughts on gamestop?
WAGMI

>>53997021
this guy is literrally the talking to himself at the party guy meme

>>53997076
WAGMI

Do you feel that?

I am a holder, this is a fucking cult. I can't stand being here anymore. I'm holding until the next hype run up and selling for it inevitably dumps back down to 10 again. Fuck this shit stock, fuck ryan cohen, and fuck you gaslighting niggers for wasting years of my life and making me hold bags while everyone else made money.

>53997098
>they think this works

>>53997021
>>53997088
based checked and rekt. i've got one word for GME management: INVESTOR RELATIONS

>>53997098
>until the next hype run up
AMC, BBBY, APE, GNS and GME will squeeze the next run up. Don't miss out.

>>53997098
Haha quiting is for losers

My fellow kikes in Moloch, we are on track to break a low volume record.

>>53997108
Fuck you nigger

>53997098
No one cares. Kys faggot.

>>53997140
Congregations on your complete lack of public interest or money to buy new shares!

>53997155
>Congregations
Kek

>>53997119

Shills ITT

RRP 2,229.623

PARTICIPANTS 101

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>53997227
Holy shit

>>53997227
mother of god...

also what does this mean?

>>53997021
>when this dude does an interview for GME but they don't even air it because he talks like this the entire time and refuses to elaborate

>>53997227
It's a parabolic situation with infinite risk involved clearly.

THE GME SHORT BASKET IS ABOUT TO FUCKING BLOW. They have literally kicked the can for the last 2 years and we're arriving at the top of mt. doom.

moon soon.

>>53996922
a bazillion gazillion dollars.

This earnings is going to be explosive. Shit is going to get weirder and weirder leading up to it

Haha look at the HKD chart today

>>53997379
Sometimes I wonder if HKD going to zero is a prerequisite for GME to MOASS

>>53997379
GameStop is a market wide trendsetter, love to see it

Only 1.1M volume so far today. Did whoever bought all those shares yesterday pull enough shares out of the market to give us a new daily volume low today? Or are we going to see a couple million shares dumped at 3:59?

NEXT
>>53989225
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>>53997429
no thanks faggot

>>53997379
wew

>>53997139
Google Sunk cost fallacy

>>53997353
consider also the 60 day doomsday clock
>>53996226
2 months is the news 2 weeks, but unironically.

HOLY SHIT BTC

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

kek baggies

Imagine the float being locked and because no one is selling and the price rises to 1 million per share and it becomes like Berkshire Hathaway because people still won't sell and it becomes the most sought after stock in the entire galaxy.

>>53997688
Checked and no need imagining. That’s what’s going to happens.

I'm starting to think this is all just a sunk cost fallacy fantasy

>>53997688

Checked; Gamestop is the new Berkshire Hathaway. Millenial's Berkshire Hathaway. Never sell.

Attention to the following
>gamestop product managers
>gamestop partners
>web developers
I'm about to need a whole bunch of cute, mostly innocent, but still revealing clothing for the army of maids and servants I'm going to have post-moass.
I would greatly prefer that they be clad in gear from my favorite company.
Can we work on Gmerica releasing cute, colorful, enticing clothing for women?
Gotta maintain the brand once we own everything.
>Pic related

>>53997487
>>53997487
>>53997487
Breaded.

>>53997688
GME will be passed down from generation to generation, revered not only for it's innate value but also the history it represents.

Looks like thread splitter still has a jannie friend letting him shit up the board baking fake threads almost 40 minutes before we even hit bump limit just to be 'first'. See you frens in the next actual thread.

>>53994102
You will be missed, stay and come back safe

>>53998101
It shall be a reminder of hope echoing through eternity.

>>53998101
It shall serve as a remembrance of hope echoing through eternity. And all we will need to do is look up and remember.

>>53996351
kek, well done