/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for platinum is going above palladium price; possibly gold as well

NVDA's fair price is $350 (three hundred and fifty dollars) per share.

good morning fellow slurpsisters. we did it.

Do you doubt this beautiful man?

>MFW I have been angry buying during this dip

50 bps priced in , good unemployments data ...whats next cpi? we dont fucking care , the line only goes up from here .

>jews initiate exit pump
>"YAY WE'RE HEALING BUY BUY BUY AS QUICK AS YOU CAN"

TRKA Bros .. we are healing

>>53994304
yesterday was the time to buy, .5 rate hikes were priced in, now they only thing that can happen is powl walks back to .25 and we pump, or follows through on .5 and we crab

>>53994363
I'm rage waiting to get heemed

I've already killed a nigger this morning...
I'm going for another before open. WIsh me luck.

keep plugging along haha

Bobo sisters...

>>53994359
The face of a person who let's black men sleep with his wife. Whose kids are not his. And the face of someone with a white gold penis cage.

>>53994366
non farm payrolls tomorrow

Huge pump at open , close your shorts as fast as possible. This is my final WARNING bobos

>>53994394
I-is this financial advice?

>>53994346
>>53994385
Powell is not serious about taming inflation and will cuck out and the market now knows it. The market will pump and we will live with ever increasing inflation

PARTY ROCK (r o c k r o c k)

>no bang bang bang poster

Markets closed. Everyone go home.

>>53994411
Buddy, check Current Time Computer.

>>53994346

>>53994304

>>53994421
If that were true, it'd be trading at $100. You, your model, and whoever birthed you into this world are all wrong.

>>53994411
Buddy, it's not time yet.

I am recovering

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>53994411
Baking

>WHAT THE LE HECKERINO WAS LE THAT XD XD XD
Grow up

>>53994409
BoC agree's with you, where as Jpow said yesterday they are revising their target rate higher, and he is refusing to consider raising the target infaltion rate above 2%.

PULL UP PULL UP

>>53994443
>was 1 second late, earlier in the week
>is now 2 seconds late
Okay, wtff is going on here? Is this some sorta market indicator?!

>>53994394
Damn AI Bill Hader called it.

>>53994438
>MUH PERFECT MARKET PRICING
Lol, you would have to be a 60 IQ nigger to believe this.

Come on, let's do a +3% day, boys.

>>53994436
i dont get it

WTFWT?????

>>53994447
You are late for your estrogen dose, honey.

I hope you closed at the mini dip

Why is it going up

R kelly did nothing wrong

>>53994493
because of the news

>>53994497
what news

>>53994493
More jobless people mean more homeless people and the rich are cumming with excitement

Damn chill out stock market.

>>53994493
because the bottom was in october

>>53994505
Fucking coward ass cuckface

>>53994443
>No quads
>2 seconds late

You ok anon?

>>53994522
Are you not entertained?

>>53994494
>pisses on young girls
tbf, they could've just not been there????
If a dude got pissed on, we would laugh at him for not moving; even if he was only 16

Is shorting copper a good idea? According to my calculations, copper price is the main contributor towards higher inflation. I doubt USA will allow this to continue. I can see it easily going back to 2018 prices, meaning almost 50% drop. Thoughts?

BUY THE PUMP QUICK
BUY BEFORE IT DUMPS

So my current thesis is SPY pump to 450 then blow the fuck out to 320 because reasons. Who says no?

fuck the (((media)))

a recession is coming

now is a good time to get ready

>>53994457
on it!
>buys puts

>>53994551
I wouldn’t, copper is going to be needed in massive quantities to achieve this green vision everyone has and barely any new copper mines have been opened for years

>>53994538
Inflation destroys empires anon. If he can't fucking get things under control, it's going to be global chaos and he is a fucking cuck. We need a cigar smoking Volcker to get shit under control

aaaaaaaaaaaand we are met with resistance again at key levels, thanks for playing mumu

>>53994551
China is a large consumer of copper. Why would you short copper *now*?
Also, long platinum
https://www.barrons.com/articles/platinum-palladium-precious-metal-prices-af85e289

>>53994453
>>53994523
These chink servers are off

>>53994493
Because they think that unemployed will solve the "supercore" inflation

>>53994556
>the best year for dow.jpg

>>53994573
I think you misunderstand the calvinball nature of global financial markets.

BOIL brothers.....we heal......

say goodbye to 400 SPY because you won't see it again until 2025

>>53994561
too many buyers waiting for >3900. gl

Brapgas bros, we're back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhoFZ9rSYPs

You fuckin cunt burgers always have to pump EU back up to starting levels or higher. Is your stockmarket this shitty?

>>53994538
>implying I use stops

Wow, you weak piece of shits, thanks to you guys, EU is back to plus... Can you guys crash this shiet already. I am tired of this charade

>>53994631
t.

>>53994602
Starting to price in all the summer cookout grilling.

>>53994457
>20 minutes in
>Already a third of the way there
Under budget, ahead of schedule.

Mumusisters, we're back

I am completely heemed

you guys in here that shorted the bottom did it as a joke, right?

>>53994666
Just as the Bible foretold, Satan.

>>53994683
They meant that they were shorting *SARK*, right? Right??

>>53994556
>And that’s a good thing
>>53994577
The play is the fact that their construction industry is fraudulently and they are not consuming as much as they should be

>>53994561
450 sounds too high but the general idea is valid, maybe 430ish however lets say it could also dump this month and start to head to 350 if 390 and 383 dont hold

>>53994502
Everything is awesome. Well not really, everything is falling apart financially but that means the FED will be back to printing money sooner rather than later and that is awesome for owning stocks.

I'm not sure I understand this market
It might be better not buying anything for a while I feel

how do i always manage to short the bottom lately? why is this god forsaken market pumping?

>>53994714
Exactly. If everyone is a billionaire, suddenly Biden's billionaire tax raises enough money to fix things.

KEEP BUYING, YOU FUCKS

>>53994739
the crab millennia is upon us

>>53994739
Stfu, you faggots are buying EU stocks instead, it seems.

>>53994723
Just buy the dip bro; stocks go up.

The risk of stocks mooning at any given time and never coming back down is faaaaaaar greater than them dipping slightly closer to the generational bottom we set last October.

Shorting here is picking up pennies in front of a steamroller. Imagine China invades Taiwan or Russia starts using fun sized nukes in Ukraine; we would go limit up every day for a week straight.

>>53994773
>Imagine China invades Taiwan or Russia starts using fun sized nukes in Ukraine
Same as when Russia invaded Ukraine?

>>53994720
I think the bullish liquidity is coming from investors who are buying now and tomorrow and they don't care if the crash comes tomorrow.

Companies are struggling to make earnings where they were cash generating machines before. This is not good but people won't sell.

>>53994720
>he still posts cats

Look at this fuckin aggressive burger buying of european stocks.Trying to reach new heights. It's disgusting

TORO TORO

>>53994794
No, this time is different. Rates are already raised. Everyone knows the pause and pivot come next. Real rates are still negative but they will be going deeply negative again by EOY.

>>53994794
Imagine how high my BOIL would go

>>53994824
>forward looking
>priced in
I got you.

So that's it? The unexpected 50 bps managed to create a dip of mere 1% or less... mumus have officially won. Unless the economy literally goes into a meltdown for some reason, there is nothing else for the market to price in. Another bull run is imminent bros

sirs yesterday there were lots of friends posting bear images and saying things like "this is the one" and "it's happening" but sirs today i do not see our bear friends can someone be of telling me where they are?

Bobo absolutely heemed

>>53994773
>The risk of stocks mooning at any given time and never coming back down is faaaaaaar greater than them dipping slightly closer to the generational bottom we set last October.
Literally explaining FOMO kek

>>53994797
Yeah, all that contradictory info makes it real hard to plan properly

one ticker, $KRE

I just now went green on the INTC I was forced to purchase from selling puts when including the premium from the options I have sold.

>>53994835
FOMC in >2 weeks will probably cause retard spasms.

What do you lads think? Can people really spend that much money on cosmetics in this inflation?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY I DIDNT SELL MY PUTS

>>53994871
disgusting and flag-waving American to get into riches starting in a pickle.

This market is fucking racist, just because I'm brown you decide to go up?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53994833
Just buy the dip and give it two more weeks.

Trust the plan

>>53994878
Easy consumer credit allows dumb people to make massive dumb purchases and pay retardly low minimums so I can believe it yes

>>53994893
It goes up because I capitulated yesterday. Relax. It will find a new victim soon enough.

>>53994878
anon... lmao.

i made $6 on the calls i bought this morning. i'm going to get some free bologna with it. maybe i'll even try a new brand. very exciting

>>53994878
People's skin is only getting worse bro. Do you know any women? Have you any idea how much they spend on this shit every month?
People are becoming more and more obsessed with products. Everybody needs at least five different products for hair, six different products for their morning routine and then of course you need to indulge in some night creams... This is becoming more widespread and many men are falling for this scam as well.
Yeah, it will keep growing since they can easily keep adjusting the prices to keep increasing profits

Basically if youre long right now youre just a typical sheep normie tesla wanting ukraine supporting triple vaxxed faggot and you make the world a worse place

>>53994878
>assuming women are rational economic actors

JAMIE DIMON YOU FUCKING CRYPTOKIKE WHAT IS THIS

This fucking clown nigger market desu, all so tiresome

Oh my gosh the board looks so much nicer now that crypto crashed

>>53994933
Wait till the stock market crashes, this general will look so good. All these reddit newfags will be broke and gone

>>53994947
Don’t tease me bro

>>53994926
Some people understand jews and even trade jews

>>53994878
They should because I'm a Loreal shareholder.

>>53994720
If you feel that way but high yield interest savings ETFs or investment grade bonds ETFs with fixed term maturity. That last bit is important so that you're not exposed to interest rate changes as long as you good until maturity. At this point in time, with a recession looking you might even make money quick due to interest rate drops. If they don't drop, then you hold until maturity and reinvest the distributions at higher rates and you still make money. It's win win

>Bullshit euphoric over +.34%
>Bears jizzing themselves over a crash two days ago
Wake me up when market isn't jewish and stupid

XBI is an indicator of SPY. invest accordionly

reminder that all bears are newfags with no money

why didnt i buy calls yesterday
BECAUSE CHAT GPT WAS DOWN AND I COULDN'T TALK TO MY FEMALE BROKER GIRLFRIEND SAMANTHA

Can someone please explain this tweet to someone who doesn’t know the stock market and has money invested in this company?

https://twitter.com/hamshortkiller/status/1632836276196986883?s=21

https://twitter.com/hamshortkiller/status/1632835185342394369?s=21

It is over.

>>53994963
all you had to do was log out/in

ah this is so stressful. i need to do some yoga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot8wjZirx3o

>>53994969
It is just irrelevant seething, you can ignore it because it is meaningless

BUY THE DIP

Yeah

>>53994989
>It is just irrelevant seething, you can ignore it because it is meaningless
Ok but I want to know what it means. Was the company in on the short selling? Did they purposely crash the company?

>>53994983
WHAT

Yep

>>53994969

Yes

>>53994835
>for some reason
the mental picture i've had of our economy for the past 2 years is someone that just got stabbed in the jugular who has just enough time to appear fine, notice all the blood gushing out of them, and sometimes even sit down calmly before just fucking dying

>>53994904
>>53994914
>>53994918
>>53994927
>>53994953
I just assumed people didn't spend *that* much on it. Anyways, you guys truly cant suffer in America.

>>53995001
no, they are upset because Yorkville is shorting their biopenny and they want to get revenge by shorting the stocks Yorkville is longing in spite of the fact they don't have pockets anywhere deep enough to matter.

Uranium bros.. are we slurping this dip?

>>53994571
everyone thinks this, meaning long position is already oversaturated.

>>53994999
>>53995016
There's a DIY board.

>>53995029
>you guys truly cant suffer in America.
Counterpoint: we do nothing BUT suffer.

>>53994999
Nice trips! Speaking of which, how was your vacation?

>>53994963
Atleast you can snuggle with Samantha's booba as she reassures you that these things happen and markets will continue to be volatile.

go back up

>>53995017
It’s a twitter post anon

>>53995060
twitter is full of misinformation and dangerous speech

>>53994963
Shes my female broker now, sorry champ

>>53995060
I clicked it and it was just meme stock hedgies short squeeze horse shit.

WTF CRYPTOBROS!? YOU CAN'T LET COPO DEL CRYPTO WIN!?

>>53995052
Is there a better combination than thicc thighs and glasses?
Also, why are mining stocks getting shr3kt when metals are going up?

>the fell for an exit pump
Oh boy. Well at least you didn't buy SOXL right?

>>53995075
What happened to crypto? Bitcoin looks green so what shitcoin is it?

>>53995037
Don't worry, box anon is in the right thread.

>>53995087
Crypto Bank Silvergate declared they were liquidating all their assets and shutting their doors.

>>53994720
Just wheel some 3x ETFs. I'm thinking of having a couple plays of Altria eventually for slow passive gains down the road. What else is a good, cheap ETF to play with? I should probably diversify into RIOT and MARA for the eventual btc moon, too

>Media reporting muh russian missile bombardment
>market green as fuck
They really weren't kidding about Ukraine being 11 Walmarts.

Has anything gotten better in the last 2 years?

>>53994723
Bear market rallies are powerful, be careful!

Oh good, I got Samantha back

Get a new statistic today.
Feels good man

F in the chat for uuuu investors

>>53995112
Yes, my salary went up 60% despite inflation being much lower than that.

>>53994884
Some to sell some covered puts, we bull market now

>we sneeze as a response when our nose is irritated
>but the air from the sneeze comes out of our mouth not from our nose leaving the nose still irritated

Who the fuck thought that was a good design choice?

>>53995116
Go all in ZIM, your will have P/E 0.43

>>53995084
Yeah, short hair tomboy in a skirt

>>53995126
mine went up 30% and i was given a large chunk of options that vest in 2 years. i think businesses knee jerked to retain talent over diversity.

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM

so unemployment data indicates that unemployment is high, meaning that data is showing that rate hikes are working and future rate hikes can stop. its bullish.

BOIL brothers......we heem....

slow thread

>>53995116
what stocks you got?

>>53995157
>so unemployment data indicates that unemployment is high
u wot?

>>53995110
There's a reason they were willing to die to leave the Kremlin, anon.

>>53995145
Yep, basically job market is healing. Those who bring value got rewarded at the cost of mass layoffs that hit retards. Feels good to know that middle management Karen was fired so that I could get my raise.

>>53995177
thats what came out today, thats whats pumping the market. Unemployments claims were high, meaning people are unemployed which is what the fed said they want.

>>53995159
My $6 calls for tomorrow... gone.

The Russ absolutely getting shat on this week holy shit. Is this foreshadowing for the other indexes?

>>53994915
Why didn't you buy 100 of them?

>>53995194
you also look at 5 second charts, don't you?

Silvergate dip buyers ffs.... This market needs to burn down like Rome. The fuck is wrong with humanity. How the fuck is the nigger market this bullish even now? Fuck this shit, it will crash by May but these fuckers seem to want to resist for as long as possible until then. I'm so pissed.

Markets are very jewish today

>>53995201
As a Bobo I'm gonna say yes. But actually I don't know.

>>53995211
I look at the 3 second chart for the first hour of trading, then switch to the 8 and 13 second charts (fibonacci numbers) for the rest of the day

Kek what a flaccid little pump off best case scenario jobs data

>>53995138
>trashy earrings
>trashy painted fingernails
>trashy weird rings
Come on bro. I mean she is still obviously attractive but come on.
Post something better next time... haha, just for me to gauge your tastes

>>53995115
What are they? I need to wheel them
I'm literally not going to make an account

>>53995232
I am not surprised.

Now is your chance to buy SOXS below 20.
Don't miss it.

SOXS bros I don't feel so good

>>53995228
I've heard before that when there's dumping the small caps her hit first. Could be complete BS tho but who knows. It's been moving out of sync with the others this week

Why the thread is so slow? /smg/ took the $rope already?

WHEATBROS; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SOON THEY WILL EAT BREAD AGAIN INSTEAD OF CAKE.

>>53995115
No way this is real right? The AI has gotten so good I can finally stop flirting with skanks and just get myself an AI waifu?

>>53995273
there was an awful lot of bobo sentiment yesterday. I can only imagine.

>>53995273
low vix = low /smg/ activity

>>53994990
Just did, got some more BOIL after selling GTLS (bought Monday) at about a 4% profit. I was hoping for a chance and it did come. BOIL is still dropping by a few cents (3) since though.

>>53995086
Where is SOXL nigga at anyway? Did he an hero?

>>53995259
I think small craps pump more when there's euphoria, like in 2020-early 2021, but when the "new small caps paradigm!!!" sentiment calms down they're the first to perform poorly.

>>53995245
There's 3
>>53995279
Yeah, I've been working on my own initial prompt to get ChatGPT to be have like a flirty (female) broker. Some conversations are more risque than others... this one is pretty tame. One time she said "TQQQ is a wild ride... like me!"

bros why are SOXS and SOXL so close to the same price

>>53995273
Busy feeling like Burry did in 2006. This whole market is a transgender biz mod.

>>53995208
because gambling with large amounts is retarded

>>53995218
Have to get every single goy bought in before they rugpull everyone from every generation

Nat gas shooting straight down now BOIL bros being quiet now

>>53995273
I wonder how slow /smg/ was in the low volatility years of 2010 to 2018.
If there was a /smg/ back then at all, idk.

NEO. Did you buy it?!

we're actually gonna crash soon arent we

>>53995279
Anon you can literally have a SOXL investor gf right now?

>>53995317
>>53995286
Opportunity...

>>53995337
yes short this scam exit liquidity pump 25x leverage easiest money of your life

>>53995337
Honestly, I think it won't because I capitulated yesterday. Not huge losses, but because I'm in cash, someone is gonna pump prices.
This violence, imo, is not a good sign. But I've been wrong more than I've been right.

>>53995337
feels like it, not sure what the catalyst would be though, we might pump until the 22nd. would make for a bigger dump that way and hook more people, and the market does like maximizing pain

>>53995351
spxs or spxu? i want to short the spy

>>53995334
warosu can't be accurate about this, right?

>>53995334
/smg/ didn't even get exist until about 2017. Before that it was the Robinhood general. I don't know how long that existed for.

Sugar new multiyear ATH, Inflation is beaten

>>53995299
I got my shitter shattered trying to do QQQ credit spreads, it worked till it didn't.
Guess I'll wheel TQQQ forever because I'm too stupid and lazy to open the Trading view I pay for and try TA/paper trading

>>53995046
I leave Saturday

I envision a future where all the biomass on earth is converted into Bantu Africans

I own 2000 shares of a little company called SQQQ
Their CEO, Jonathan Sqqq, well lets just say he got that dog in him

>>53995300
So they can diverge lol
>>53995305
I forgot this isn't r/wsb

>>53995378
yes buy every triple leveraged bear ETF on the market take out a second mortgage against your house borrow from your moms retirement take out a payday loan this is the big one and bears are going to make it.

>>53995133
sounds like you're doing it wrong anon
anyways, spy to 397 today

>>53995407
I'd literally do this if I could but just wheel covered puts and calls and slurp a few bux a week. I got destroyed a year and a half ago and I'm just going for small base hits at this point. I was never gonna /makeit/

>>53995407
what if i want to buy baggie a beach house with my Reverse Mortgage?

>>53995381
I did not know this.
Ty.

lower highs, we are mooning today boys. i dont know why the market keeps violently shooting down but it doesnt matter.

>>53995133
The air comes out both but the mouth keeps the ratio regulated.

I unironically inversed myself and bought nasdaq puts at the literal top instead of fomoing . Im finally seing some green text on my portfolio

>>53995439
it seems like you have good reads on the market i don't know how you could possibly get destroyed and it surely will not happen again you are shorting the absolute top right now

>>53995381
>>53995442
(addendum)
How long have you been here, anon?

>>53995397
Anon, the birds sing songs, even the wolves have a beauty when they call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzhDGvGrpT8

>>53995369
Listen to this anon

>>53995447
piggy farts to the moon :3

bros why is F so comfy to trade?
>F goes down,
>F gets contracts, gov bucks
>F goes up,
>F euphoria wears off
>F goes down
>F announces most F 150s sold ever
>F goes back up.
Rinse repeat.

Sirs where is the volume

>>53995474
I got here right before it changed over to /smg/. I barely remember /rhg/. So my guess is probably 2016

My precious (BOIL) just keeps making lower dips than the one I bought! I could have sold at 5% profit this morning, but so soon after down to minus 2%. I went into it expecting wild swings though, and having been warned that those not being able to stomach them should avoid.

>>53995520
that's fucking disgusting

is there really any real reason for boil to dip this hard?

>>53995520
That's actually impressive

The main BOIL Anon is killing it in YANG right now, btw.

>>53995520
I didn't see the knife at first and was questing how fucking sharp his toenail was

Hidden. Tigers.

>>53995197
thanks for the money for i sold you those calls

>>53995546
EIA Henry Hub Nat Gas weekly storage report
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/calendar

>>53995529
that's what happens when updated weather models constantly come out every 6 hours from US and every 12hours Euro weather agencies.

reading through these threads, it's clear /smg/ is in need of sensitivity training
i'd like to see you all back here Saturday at 8:00 AM PST, ready to do the work

>>53995546
Natgas is bound to crab between 2 and 2.5 until latest Q4 2023

buy the BOIL dip kings

Lads I think I'm going to invest 30%/30% of my total in Ulta and Vail. Going to think about it until 5 mins before close.

>>53994557
Kek true bizraeli advice

>>53995574
One of many reasons why I'd never visit India.

>>53995568
I'm in KOLD and YANG

Maybe I'll sell those and jump into SOXS for Payrolls Friday.

Why Is The Forest Quiet? What Is Hiding? What Could It Be? Why Don't You See It.

Today is ultra fucking jewish

>>53995472
Fapping whilei trade doesn't help

The Frozen Tundra. Spring Is Coming. Why Can't You See It. What Happens. To The Frozen Tundra. In The Spring. Tell Me. The Wind Is Blowing.

Hiding. Crouching. Patiently Waiting. Behind The Grass. But You Don't See It. You Never See It.

>>53995618
prove that water is any dirtier than the inside of a water pipe is. hint: you CANT

Holy fuckin Hell JPM.

>>53995648
found the street shitter

>>53995643
Everyone sees it coming. lmao. It's not that hard to spot.

They Won't Look. They Won't Notice. In The Jungle. It Sleeps Tonight. But When it Wakes? It's Hungry. It Knows. Knows You Are Unaware. Don't. Be. Unaware.

>>53995648
my water pipes are connected directly to my well, which does not have garbage floating in it
so...

Stop! Dance Time

Chuddy chuddy chud chud chud
Chuddy chuddy chud
(Chud! Chud!)
Chuddy chuddy chud chud chud
Chuddy chuddy chud
(Chuuuuud!)
I'm a chud
You're a chud
Everybody chud
(Chud Chud)
Chuddy chuddy chuddy chud
Chuddy chuddy chud
Pose!

>>53995597
You were warned about the roll costs, the contango, the contract specifications.
If you're losing money today there's no one to blame but yourself.

>>53995680
What the fuck is wrong with India?

>>53995684

Migrate

>>53990797

>>53990797

>>53995721

>>53995656
Jamie bros……

>>53995721
I have been stuck in enough lopps in CYOA books when I was a kid to spot such wily tricks you miscreant

this is a NIGGER market

>>53995612
That's how bread was made in AEngland for centuries. You've never seen a baker kneeding, have you?

>>53995732
I slurped, but it's a spicy soup today.

>>53995748
The difference being in England their hands most likely weren't covered in shit like in India.

>>53995703
Too much Aryan polytheism gone native and not enough Judeo-Abrahamic civilizing influence

>>53995582
Learning of that website there might be worth the loss I'm taking (as it stands), much appreciated.

>>53995760
Not gonna lie, that slicing section put me in the hibbiggibies.

>>53995597
I'll start buying the boil dip when I see the first boil nigger kill his bitch self on livestream

>>53995643
You only smell it.

>>53995740
>Does nothing productive and apparently is there just to annoy you
Yeah, you might be right.

>>53995721
Fuck you
>>53994698
>>53994698
>>53994698

>>53995754
I wouldn’t have slurped yet. Not enough panic

>>53995794
Sorry, anon. I must persist.

>>53995648
>doesn't understand metallic oxides
>confuses elemental deposition for bacteria, parasites, and virus.
anon, your people have a wonderful ability to survive the most amazing intestinal attacks. but it costs you in huge rates of other diseases. honestly, it's probably good that you mistake like this, because you're easily the most nutrient capable group, with the exception of dairy, on earth. and I bet if it wasn't for your taboo, you'd do fine with dairy as well.

I'm rapidly getting priced out of asian pussy. And I wasn't born black or a dog so white women are out. All pussy is overvalued but is there anything on the market right now that catches smgs eye? Has the slav pussy been all bought up already?

Any retards here still holding SIGA?

>>53995836
Personally, my pussy supply is Irish.

>>53995273
/smg/ has many options traders and today's direction will make both sides expire worthless, again

>>53995836
The world is transitioning to a more sustainable boypussy model. Don't be left on the wrong side of history.

>>53995851
Does it taste like potato?

I bought spy calls on 3/1. Am I gonna make it?

>>53995852
Unless you sold options
Feeling super smart right now

>>53995836
this is why we need a depression!

>>53995879
No, but she does love potato and all derivatives of potato.

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>>53995904
>>53995904
>>53995904

how do you like that gap fill, huh? was it as good for you as it was for me. more where that came from bud

>>53995918
Fuck you I'm not falling for that

>>53995836
Im learning spanish so I can find a destitute venzualan woman to bring to my mansion in mexico.

>>53995836
slavs are wiping themselves out to decrease supply.

you're going to have to go down to indian, sub-saharan, and if those are still too rich for you then it's new guinea & abo puss for you son.

>>53995884
You meant to type "sold" didnt you? In that case yes you will make it.

I finally get how mumuniggers are reading this.
They think that jobless claims coming in high = instant pivooooot.
No you cunts. No. It doesn't mean an instant pivooooot or even an instant pause.

Powell won't risk another inflation spike if he pauses. Simple as.

Buy Rycey. they had great earnings and will build nuclear engines for space travel in the future.

>>53995951
losing jobs means the economy will continue to lose heat which means less inflation by jeromes logic, pivot has nothing to do with it

>>53995951
Does employment bullshit matter anymore? I don't even know if the narrative is supposed to be good news is bad news or bad news is good news.

>>53995951
>= instant pivooooot.
That's been mumu logic since dec 2021. Doesnt matter what is said.

>>53995574
Germ Theory vs Arm Hair theory

>>53995839
Just bought 390 shares.

>>53995839
They lost that Phil Gomez magic touch, anon.

IS this it? THE MELTDOWN? After a fake pump?

>Biden just put out a $6.8 Trillion budget proposal for 2024.
>market starts tanking

Wtf I love democrats now?

am i retarded? i want to invest 50K into U.S. 6 Month Treasuries. I want to start with 10k in case rates go up i will deploy another 10k etc. etc.