/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53992159
>it won't happen cos everyone expects it to happen

>Time in the market beats timing the market

>unmonitored DARPA bots posting 3 year old wojaks and even replying to this comment with another wojak because the text recognition software is so archaic

>>53992212
>it's all a conspiracy!! They are bots/ai/jewish/transgenders/paid actors!!!!

>>53992235
lmao even GPT3 wouldn’t have taken that bait. These unmonitored bots are ancient.

>>53992159
>be greedy when people are careful, be careful when people are greedy.

>>53992243
>lmao even GPT3 wouldn’t have taken that bait. These unmonitored bots are ancient.

You can literally post anything and they’ll greentext it with one of about 100 different wojaks from a 2019 library.
The fact these bots are still running on /biz/ has me convinced they are completely unattended and automatic at this point. Maybe some DARPA unit that got shut down.

>>53992297
>You can literally post anything and they’ll greentext it with one of about 100 different wojaks from a 2019 library.
>The fact these bots are still running on /biz/ has me convinced they are completely unattended and automatic at this point. Maybe some DARPA unit that got shut down.

Imagine being so mentally deranged spending so much time on 4chan you think everything you come across is some grande conspiracy made by either the jews, artificial intelligence or bots or transgenders or a group of people whos sole purpose it is to trick you.

Imagine actually believing that.

>>53992297
It's not bots. There are people that pathetic in life.

>>53992159
It's the other way around, idiot. You have to be the first in line, not the last in line. The last one to join the stampede gets FUCKED.

>>53992350
Handler just came in after he saw the bot spam get called out. I guess they still have a skeleton crew of monitoring staff after all.
Do you get texted an alert or something when someone has shown the bots are running autonomously?

>>53992370
Ok dude you are right.

I will explain to you the truth, this being my last day anyway before being completely replaced by bots and AI. I grew up in a small town just outside israel. I studied informatics and when looking for a job I got contacted by this agency. They said they were specificly looking for people who knew their way around computers who wanted a job making various posts online. Specificly they were looking for a group that went on a anime inspired crypto forum and post funny images saying funny text to trick socially deranged schizzos. Of course this sounded like a strange thing at first but the pay is actually pretty good. Unfortunately artificial intelligence has developed so well that I now no longer will be needed and bots will do my work for me. So spot on dude, your gut feeling was right and you are 100% correct. Of course nobody will ever believe you if you tell anyone.

>>53992396
I know lmao i don’t need your confirmation, i already know.
Everyone called us schizos and then chatGPT launched and the normies still think they’re talking to real human beings online. They can’t be helped. But i know.

>>53992408
>I know dude! I know you are a bot!!!

says the guy talking to a chat script lmao.

>>53992159
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>>53992275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMxL_p5uRgU

>in the short run, the market is a voting machine and in the long run, it is a weighing machine

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>>53992414
The goal is to bait out the handlers running the bots. Which I have done in this case.

>>53992434
Yeah you are right I got a notification that my artificial intelligence poltard bait bot was running into an unexpected arguement so I had to step in and go full on damage control.

It's 4AM here too in Israel dude so screw you for waking me up!

!resume response script

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Where you at poltard?

did your caretakers tell you to get off the computer or did you actually take your meds this time?

Come on i wanna play some more

Please come back poltard schizo bro. My superiors are stending behind me and we are all eager to learn how you spotted this obvious artificial intelligence discussing with you on this anime inspired pedo forum. Surely you must have a very special brain or be very high IQ to spot this because usually people can't tell and we can't wait to learn more about you!

I dont think you understand the seriousness of the situation poltard schizo bro. You weren't supposed to find out you were talking with AI bots and i'm in big trouble now. They even threatened to sow back on my foreskin and expell me from the village.

>>53992159
>bear markets are BUILD markets

>>53992159
>only invest with what you are ready to lose.