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>>53990836

is this bullish?

>>53990848
Are those Ukrainian zogbots?

>>53990859
russian zigbots
here's an oinkrainian

First for female brokers.

>>53989384
i don't get this
if you're waiting til the last few minutes is there even liquidity to close out?

you faggots i just posted a long ass post that got deleted with the other bread

>>53990836
Not for OP kek

>>53990876
I saw someone post to the effect of 65m before close.

Who's getting burned the rest of this week on TSLA?

Puts or calls?

SO heres my 2023 strategy, please add some input
Max 401k and HSA and try to pinpoint 80k AGI at the end of the year so i can also use the 6grand IRA deduction as well

The only problem is my paychecks will be super tiny and ill barely be on budget or worse.

I have 130k in cash savings so even if im slightly under budget its then like im just transferring my savings into tax advantaged accounts?

Knowing everything you know now, would you buy this chart?

>>53990876
What do you do to best take advantage of this, just buy ATM straddles?

Real previous: >>53988467

Fake previous: >>53990797

>>53990836
Guess this means goodbye to the buffet/burry self-help larper.

>>53990842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80

>>53990910
>try to pinpoint 80k AGI at the end of the year so i can also use the 6grand IRA deduction as well
Just go with a Roth IRA at that point. If you're maxing out all your tax-advantaged space, that lets you effectively save "more".

And income limits don't apply if you do it as a backdoor, which is pretty straightforward.

Is Berkshire going to tank once that old guy dies?
The entire market?

>>53990924
No I linked the previous in the OP

WWW.MEATSPIN.COM

What should I do with this covered call?

1. Let it go to assignment.
2. Roll it diagonally up.
3. Buy it back at a loss.
4. ???

>>53991040
Roll it till you can't then take assignment. You ARE a long term investor right?
>100 shares (margin)
I hope that means ot contributes to your margin available

kek, is that really what 4channel looks like to non-adblockers

>>53991060
>>I hope that means ot contributes to your margin available

yes

>>53991063
This is 4chan

>>53990906
I never touch Tesla, fuck that
>>53991063
Kek seriously, get uBlock OP

>>53991040
Depends how much more Bullish you are NVDA. How much further up do you think it will go?

>>53991063
zoomers don't know wtf adblock is

Dividends are your friends!

>>53991082
I could see it going back to $300

>>53991122
Is there an actual fundamental bull case for these numbers?

>>53991117
they're the whole point of it. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't want to be paid a quarterly check for doing nothing

>>53991122
If you truly feel that way then roll it up. However there is nothing wrong with letting your position being called away in the green. Next time only sell covered calls on positions youre either only moderately bullish on, or as a hedge against a losing position that you dont want to liquidate.

>>53991117
when you're a shareholder, you can just grab 'em by the divvies
they let you do it

>>53991131
no. AI hype.

>>53991149
Yeah, lesson learned.

>>53991157
thanks

Wow it's already been a year since I took this

>>53991165
i hate this fking Mr. fake happy face so much

>>53990848
So that's where my taxes are going to.
>>53991154
Still cracks me up that Trump told this story gloating to Billy Bush of all people.

>>53990848
holy crap new /fa/ meetup OC

>>53991218
>webm
does she do porn?

>>53991218
id like to spend a day in that

> Officially, therefore, the industry opposes what would be a drastic step. But privately—none would speak on the record—scientists at poultry companies say they see no other exit strategy. And researchers who work alongside the US industry say there may be little choice but to begin vaccination—but also that the US cannot embark on vaccination alone.

OG SIGA SISTAS, TIME TO RIDE ANOTHER VIRUS TO PROFIT AND SHITPOST WHILE DOING SO!!! VRAX +140% this week off PCR test kit distribution deal. YEEEEHAWWWWW

>>53991040
Let it get called away and sell a put on a dip.

>>53991237
>Up 140%
>TIME TO BUY

I've never had sex

>>53991264
It’s over rated, sometimes they don’t wash their vaginas properly and you catch thrush off them

FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCKING FUCK SILVERGATE


>>53990935
I like zevon
Some of it

>>53991264
That's a good thing.

Sex can give you kids, child support costs, aids, and STDs.

>>53991260

clearly you do not understand the implications of what the fuck i posted. it's okay

>>53991276
hate that shit
glans itches like a motherfucker when it starts peeling

>>53991276
>>53991303
Wtf I didn't know about this

>>53991218
>So that's where my taxes are going to.
I mean our tax dollars are getting laundered to certain people. But as for military equipment, we're just sending them our old shit and having military contractors make us new stuff. We also get to lower Russia's military age men and available cash, while getting a foot in the door in a key geographic area. A la the Persian Gulf countries we've been holding proxy wars in. Win win. And post better french girls.

Ok listen mumu, this is your last warning. I sympathize with you because I used to be you. Jpow literally said there is nothing the fed can do to stop the US from defaulting. The markets are going to collapse it's not a matter of if but when. I'm sincerely trying to warn you to take a short position. We can all make it. All of us together.

>>53991310
shut the fuck up. just stop.

>>53991309
Yeah it’s awful, you get red itchy bellend for days sometimes even have to go get cream for it

>>53991218
He told that story not knowing he was being recorded. We all say insane shit when we think we're saying things in confidence. You can only imagine what the demons in Washington say behind closed doors.

dug out my Wii U to make sure I had everything I want on it before they close eShop and it's bricked
apparently a lot of people are having this problem

>>53991286
I know what you meant, I was just low energy and grumpy

>>53991352
When they discontinued support for the Wii / Netflix a few years ago, we had a lot of people suddenly coming into the store to buy DVD players

>>53991352
Nintendo is genuinely one of the most scummy gaming companies to exist now. They never lower there prices, they constantly fuck over their customers, and their systems never host the same capabilities as everyone else. Do you still have to use a third party app to communicate in game with people?

>>53991237
Which virus?

>>53991237
Why VRAX?

>>53991310
>the us and russia are actually two separate entities
>this war isn't a giant blood sacrifice

>>53991352
God what a piece of shit that was, great software but my god the hardware was so bad
>>53991368
Agreed, used to be Microsoft but they've improved a bit

>>53991332
I feel like when shorting, knowing the "when" is kind of important.

>>53991368
yeah they are bad
i wonder if zoomers even care about nintendo or are they coasting on Gen X/Millennial nostalgia? (i say that as a Millennial whose mind they inhabit rent free)

>>53991352
Shit like that makes me wish that they did a switch port on Xenoblade Chronicles X but I doubt that will ever happen with how WEAK the hardware really is.

>>53991385
This war isn't anything that special. It's just a war over strategic territory. Russian doesn't want NATO at the front door and the west wants to be up Russia's ass. Neither party is really right or wrong, it just is what it is. Obviously the US isn't going to send their troops to fight when they can just sacrifice hohols to do it for them. If Ukraine loses, oh well. That's basically what the US is thinking.

>>53991386
>>53991368
Nintendo has always been a Yakuza-funded toy company. They often have a competitive edge by making electronics out of the most widely available (eg least expensive) parts. Their first party games also stay pretty firmly at the same value and their rereleases give them a good revenue stream. I like their business model.

>>53991369
>>53991381
My money is on smallpox and I already have CMRX bags

>>53991117
>google outside
How could you? Alphabet is pure waifu tier.

Also div vs non-div is stupid. As is growth vs value. Just buy good companies.

How do you guys cope with the peak insanity of the world? I almost threw up watching the Fed congressional meeting today.
I took the clown world pill but I don't think its working because the emotional damage is still there.

>>53991420
mr green was right though

Does anyone want to take a bet regarding DAX today? I fuckin bet those bitches will continue to pump, just like Italy and Sweden... Italy is up more than 17% and the others are not that far behind. I feel sorry for those that have tried to short DAX

>>53991420
I do what I want and have a laugh while doing it

>>53991264
I've never owned a Subaru (or had sex)

>>53991412
Lmao look at SIGA.
Poor company is being revenge shorted to death because of the squeeze we caused a while back.
Are there any pox companies that aren't getting spitroasted by Wallstreet fags?

>>53991412
I really like this goddek. He’s been on fire lately.

>>53991368
I don’t understand how you could dislike Nintendo. Their shit works and is fun and their games are actually complete when they release.

no-one's gonna put up with another plandemic
unless that was their plan all along, and a real one comes along and wipes everyone out

Where’s bloomberganon?

I need something to short when SI is delisted. Otherwise I’m long-only and that is suicide. Is SBNY still shortable here?

>>53991426
go back to shorting south africa

>>53991412
>>53991369
>>53991237
I don't lurk on pol as much as I used to so
>WHEN (not if)
there is a new virus I'm counting on you guys to let us know here.

>>53991394
The best day to plant a short is 10 years ago, the next best day is today

>>53991437
It is really sad how low Ubisoft, Activision, Bethseda, EA, and phone gaming have lowered peoples standards.

>>53991426
Will be another day when DAX will outperform the US

>>53991420
Things aren't much different then they were before, they just can't hide it anymore due to the internet and the free flow of information. Keep in mind the stuff you see with congress is just theater. It's meant to captivate retards. The people in washington genuinely represent the US populace, which is a large lot of fucking retards. The politicians however don't actually decide what happens in the country. It's the billionaires behind closed doors. Everything is about money. For instance, the tranny and fag movement is just about money, it's not really about cultural change. Everything is about money. Always has been. Once global business has milked them out of every dollar, they will throw them in the trash. If you aren't a complete normalfag you will survive whatever storm is coming. They will cull the retards and normalfags but people like you will survive and thrive. Everyone thinks people like Klaus want you dead, but in reality they really want the idiots gone, which is why they are so easily baited by the pied piper that is the WEF. If AI is allowed to grow and be implemented to the fullest extent, common sense will rule because AI doesn't have emotion. It doesn't care if some portland tranny is being misgendered, it will just exterminate them. When Klaus talks about the 4th industrial revolution, he is talking about a world where people deserving of success will obtain it very easily. Unfortunately there aren't many people deserving of it.

>>53991450
NINE is a really good candidate.

>>53991433
>revenge shorted to death
Unironically zoom out - it doesn't seem that way. Historically, it seems to have traded in a 5.50 to 8.00 channel. Nov 17th had the "first sell off" and it went parabolic in August, and has now returned to the mean. If it was being "aggressively shorted", then you'd see a huge volume spike every few weeks and corresponding downward pressure. This is just a slow bleed off, like everything else. Ergo, if you still liked the company, you could accumulate now while it does its normal price action.

>>53991450
I talk to him regularly on steam. I don't even think he's involved in stocks anymore. I'm pretty sure he just invests in his 401k now.

>>53991468
Video games are dead. Get over it and get a real hobby. The stock market is way more fun than any PS2 game could ever dream of being anyways.

>ay vato I said ayer for longer

>>53991332
>>53991394
Bottom drops out EOM (2 weeks + 1 week) as TGA drawdown slows to a trickle:
>TGA will drop to a level of ~175b at end of March
>TGA level of ~150b at end of June
-https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/projecting-the-debt-ceilings-impact

>>53991507
>>53991468
Runescape gave me an extreme tolerance for grinding and optimization problems, and the GE helped with jewing people
I learned how to trade TF2 hats for a short period too, and made about $40 trading Steam emotes, before they added IRS tax rules to the platform.
Even in Path of Exile and Spiral Knights, I was flipping currency and snowballing it, more than actually playing the fucking games.
Finance is just the latest game for me and has real consequences when you do well.

>>53991516
One of my older coworkers who is a flat earther Christian guy, listens to a lot of alternative news. Anyways, he thinks Mar 23 is a key day to watch out for.

>>53991511
But rate hikes are bad for EWW and MEXX, cabron...

>>53991532
Fucking piss me off, I had the idea to invest in Mexico about 8 months ago but never did. Now it's up 17% YTD.
Did a pairs trade to short Germany and long France (+EWQ -EWG) and it's moved $100 against me

>>53991507
Video games aren't dead, just new ones are. The catalog of retro games will always be there and they are all free now.

>>53991529
Well that TGA stabilizing is a gradual thing, the 22nd is FOMC day, and the only other big thing I can think of around then is April 8th when the new guy takes over the BOJ (loosening YCC would heem US treasuries).

>>53991532
Yeah they are, but that's why you don't buy BEFORE the rate hikes and buy AFTER the rate hikes.

Also you buy EWZ instead of EWW. Both are corrupt but BR isn't runned by cartels. Also it's nat resource heavy and plays china, US, russia, and EU against each other while reaping the benefits.

>>53991545
What's the deal with Lula? Is he a commie? Neolib? Wildcard?

>>53991538
>new ones are
That's a fucking understatement

>>53991544
I thought it was when CBDCs went live but apparently they're already in use

>>53991545
>>53991549
>investing in Brazil
Why not just wait until Lula nukes the economy and then pick up companies for cheap?

>>53991545
>Also it's nat resource heavy and plays china, US, russia, and EU against each other while reaping the benefits.
Based af, shame AMLO is a retard and won't drill for oil

>>53991553
CBDCs are a pointless schizo meme that will never affect anything.

>>53991472
Of course, Germany is outperforming the US economically and has pretty much defeated inflation :)))). The DAX also comprises pretty much only value stocks and have increased their earnings dramatically because of the inflation.
It's all bullshit, the market is just smart enough to call the ECB on their cowardness and it's working.
Unlike based Powell, we got some pussies running the game here

>>53991549
Commie

>>53991394
Not in this case. You can open a short position today, tomorrow, a month from now. it doesn't matter as long as you have a short position. The market is just going to bleed out for a long time. Yes there will probably be a flash crash to initiate it, but all the stars have aligned and if you simply look at the numbers, there is really no way a bull market emerges out of this mess.

>>53991406
>If Ukraine loses, oh well. That's basically what the US is thinking.
That's the idea. If Russia loses, it's a huge drain of resources. If they win, they'll have to hold the area which again is a drain on resources. The US weakens a rival nuclear power.

>>53991582
99% of /biz/ posters probably don't have enough margin in their account to short without paying interest. Only high wealth Chads can really take advantage

>>53991593
>99% of /biz/ posters probably don't have enough margin in their account to short without paying interest.
I mean, if you have a $10,000 account, can't you take a 3k or 5k short position and call it a day, since it's not like the price will double before it hits the bottom?

>>53991593
Yes, most will not be able to actually "short sell" in the traditional sense. But anyone can buy puts or buy bear ETFs to make money off of it in the meantime. Probably nobody here actually borrows shares to short because that is a big boys game.

>>53991593
*laughs in getting paid for shorting CFDs*

>>53991698
I can trade forex and CFDs, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. There's more freedom in them, of course, but at the same time I need to make sure I'm not going to fuck up. You doing equity CFDs or what?

Nobody is ready for the greater depression.

>>53991705
Commodities, index forwards, ETFs, forex, occasionally stocks and bonds too.

>>53991716
Very nice. Who are you trading with? I do it through Blueberry Markets but I haven't really funded it yet. TD wouldn't let me transfer money to them since they're based in the Bahamas and I had to use crypto to put a basic amount in, but now my crypto provider (Shakepay) wants KYC to withdraw money now, I hate it

>>53991502
You know what, I'm bullish right now. Fuck it.
Everyone is doomposting about muh recession, every talking head on media is screaming about a crash. But most people probably don't expect a second top. It seems like they want to get retail into a short position, sweep prices upward, then crash.

>>53990797
The SPY is gonna go parabolic again kek. I know you faggots saw this hulk dildo.

>>53991710
I would laugh unironically if 0DTEs end up being the catalyst

https://youtu.be/kNA94lEYfBc

>futures

>>53991785
I remember reading something on this page
https://thelastbearstanding.substack.com/p/the-volatility-squeeze
https://thelastbearstanding.substack.com/p/the-volatility-squeeze-part-2
I believe it was writing OTM puts were the one thing that fucked market makers up and it ends in a positive feedback loop and shits things up

SILVERGATE CHEAPIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>53991785
They'll blame retail even though institutions are in on that dumb shit too

>>53991549
Doesn't matter. What matters is if he's worse or better than the last guy. Everything else is priced in.

>>53991558
Because you don't bet on biden being great. You just bet if he'll fuck shit up more or less than the last guy.

>lula > bols
>brazil hedges china investments
>brazil is nat resource play they are an energy and mined goods exporter
>that's why it paid out $3.5208 per share last year. Currently it's selling for around ~$28. Do the math yourself.

>>53991560
MX too influenced by narco cartels they (and thus politicans they control) don't really give much shits about anything else.

>>53991768
Options dealer squeezing 0DTE holders. It'll dump in the morning

>open short
>sleep soundly knowing bobo sir has the upper hand
>basterd goras pump the markets
>wake up and village is starving
Fuck you bloody gora devils

>futures

WE GOT TOO COCKY OILCHADS

>>53991799
hahahahahahahahahaha oh shit

>>53990674
>>53990825
I've changed my mind. I imagine this larper has long since gone to sleep, but I'll give these shitposts the courtesy of a real response so that you some of you nighttime posters can view a concrete example of real balance sheet analysis, rather than merely hearing generic redirection to self-help books and Berkshire Hathaway annual reports. While understanding cash flows and balance sheets can help give you confidence in the fundamental story behind a trade, it's important to note that in the end the only fact that really matters is whether you can sell shares for more than you paid for them. Alternatively, you'll have to wait until capital returns someday force a payout exceeding your basis.

Lets dig in...

>The company had ~4.5B in cash and ~6B liabilities
These numbers are strictly false. IG ports most recent quarterly report from the timeframe where I made my trade was their Q3 2022 statement, where total recorded liabilities were substantially smaller at 4.4b total. There is no reason to look at outdated numbers from a previous year's annual report when quarterly numbers are easily available. For clarity, these numbers are all in yen which depending on the exact exchange rate at the time was somewhere around $30-35 mil USD equivalent. This is a microcap.
Cash is fairly accurate, but to be more precise it was sitting at 4.8b at that time.

The stock when I entered my position was trading at a share price of 1020 yen against ~5 million shares outstanding. Total market cap: ~5 billion yen

On the surface it may appear to be a pretty balanced cash position. Cash exceeds total liabilities by 400m yen, but that doesn't appear to be such a big surplus. This is where it gets interesting.

>the liabilities consist of taxes that have yet to be paid, accounts payable to other companies for services already acquired, advances received and reserved director bonuses
This is true, but there's a key element being obfuscated here. More on that soon..

if repeating numerals, Mitch McConnell dies

>>53991357
you are forgiven my son, i get grumpy too:

>>53991369
BIRD FLU motherfucker can you not read?

>>53991433
>>53991460
AND WELL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! forget about pox! i swear to L. Ron Hubbard we are going to eat off this virus. hear me now, stage 1:

THE WHEELS ARE ALREADY IN MOTION. WE WILL MASS-VAXX POULTRY. THAT REQUIRES VACCINES OFC. WORKERS MUST JAB EACH CLUCKER INDIVIDUALLY. THUS RISKING EXPOSURE AND REQUIRING PCR TESTING. UNDERSTAND?

> Later this month, European Union (EU) member states will be able to vaccinate poultry against highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI) under newly harmonized regulations.
Scheduled to come into effect on March 12, the new rules are in line with international standards developed by the World Organisation for Animal Health (WOAH; formerly OIE).

> The Biden administration, keeping a watchful eye on an outbreak of avian influenza that has led to the deaths of tens of millions of chickens and is driving up the cost of eggs — not to mention raising the frightening specter of a human pandemic — is contemplating a mass vaccination campaign for poultry, according to White House officials.

oh and prepare for more lab leak theories...... that is going to be fun! i wonder if skitzos will stop buying chickens when we vaccinate them?

> One of the mutations Kawaoka found in the hemagglutinin molecule may already be helping the virus adapt to humans. In Egypt, 219 H5N1 viruses taken from birds had the mutation, called N158D, while 87 H5N1 viruses isolated from birds did not. All 46 H5N1 viruses isolated from humans carried the mutation, suggesting that the genetic change is important for the virus to infect humans.

this thing only needs a handful of mutations and then it is time for stage 2 of the avian aids trade: human treatments/vaccines. stage 2 is bad hence the unprecedented shit about vaxxing poultry. how poetic will it be for the black swan to be avian aids? i declare my siggas: we are now birdfags!

>>53991931 continued..

>advance payments
>deposits received
This is the secret sauce. These make up the bulk of their "liabilities". These are primarily anime bluray pre-orders, plus production contracts. It varies from quarter to quarter depending on the success of their most recent anime releases, but on this quarter it was sitting at 2b. It's important to understand these. Pre-orders go up while an anime is still airing - the work has not yet been done. However, they're also staggered, with some of the final blurays for a series made available months after the series/season has concluded. These things are typically sold in sets of 2 episodes for around 7-10k yen.
Obviously advanced payment for a product cannot be treated as unencumbered cash, because the product must be finished, created and shipped..

Luckily, it's not treated as cash. They account for this in assets under separate line items, depending on the state:
>work in progress
Unfinished productions will show up here. This is the accumulated effort of a conversion of those advance payments into a finished product.
>notes receivable, accounts receivable and contract assets
These are all lumped together as one line item. Really conservative accounting may ignore accounts receivable, although its worth noting that they do exist - if you're going to treat payables as a liability against net cash (you should), then it's useful to recognize that receivables also exist, but again if being conservative you could ignore them.
>notes receivable
These are short term loans, the difference being that there's explicit timeframes and interest owed on these. To be conservative you could ignore these, but they're effectively cash.
>contract assets
This is the 2nd key item. This is the recording of an asset on balance matching those advance payments received.

>>53991934
if dubs u die

>>53991934
I wonder if his ccp handle- I mean 'wife' pushed him down the stairs after Xi decided he wasn't needed anymore?

>>53991946 part 3

Due to the consolidation as one line item, none of this shows up on sites like yahoo finance. Funny that while noting that yahoo finance fucks up liabilities, the financial genius larper failed to recognize that it also fucks up current assets. These flaws are important to be aware of when evaluating companies. It's best to look at actual reports directly at least as a final pass, although that can be difficult when the reports are only posted in Japanese. If you need help, you can feed pdfs into google translate to get a workable translation of the basic data. Most decent companies value attracting foreign investors though, so oftentimes there's an English version of reports available.

Depending on how conservatively you want to calculate the net cash or current assets, the exact calculation will vary.
A more conservative view ignoring the calculus between accounts payable and receivable will come up with 2.4b in "real" liabilities, against the 4.8b cash for a net cash value of 2.4b. This would value the residual company at 2.6b.
If looking at net current assets as a whole, the calculation becomes 3.2b of net current assets. In my opinion this is the more useful metric, given the way the balance sheet is structured.
Either way, there was a clear undervaluation at that moment in time. No need to be pedantic about the specifics of the terminology I previously used as part of a vague description of a trade that was made a year ago.

In the end, none of this truly matters. Someone can completely fuck up the fundamental picture and still profit on a trade. This happens all the time. Still, it does help to have confidence knowing that the liquidations and panic selling you're buying into are total nonsense. It's much easier to profit off volatile swings when you have a solid feel for your own margin of safety.
This was a smaller trade on my end, only about $5k in profit for an ~60% return. Just an example the benefit following niche companies

>>53991768
It's gonna be a kangaroo market into break even and you know it

>>53991938
Thoughts on BVNRY? They have a lot of exposure to vaccines of that nature

>>53992104
NTA but even if they weren't SIGA's arch nemesis, I'd look elsewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_Nordic#Marketed_products_and_pipeline

None of their current products are flu or avian flu related so they'd be starting at square 1. Pfizer or Moderna or Novavax or lord knows who else would have much better odds.

>>53992192
Even though it's literally avian flu, I'm still banking on smallpox as per >>53991412

>futures

holy dumperinos

>>53992204
>>53992192
Actually you know what, these companies are all probably viable:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_for_Biosecurity
https://www.allianceforbiosecurity.com/

>>53992204
Uh, well, considering the fatality rate, current vaccine availability, and only potential sources of smallpox virus, that wouldn't result in us getting to bank mad vaxx profits. It'd result in the collapse of the modern world at best, nuclear war at worst.

>>53992228
Now we're talking. Those are probably the top companies getting samples of the latest H5N1 strains and running tests with the CDC and FDA.

>>53990870
You're losing, Ivan. Nothing will change that you are a stupid animal.

>>53991395
Zoomers only care about Smash which basically a “pop culture jamboree” type game like fortnite.
Everything else on Nintendo is just 30yo-boomer bait.
Majority of Zoomers are Computer gamers or phonefags if they are too poor to get a battle station.

>>53992207
>holy dumperinos

>>53992286
>Bull chads already saving it on the rebound

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Rabbit Chad Mode’ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ‘Rabbit Chad Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Rabbit Chad Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Rabbit Chad Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, 'Red Rabbit token' repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Rabbit Chad Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

>>53992252
Looking at the news articles on their site, it links to stuff like this:
https://mailchi.mp/d6046354ce78/budget-13677093
>Sept 2022: The legislation does not include supplemental funding for the current mpox outbreak, leaving the nation vulnerable to a future smallpox event.

>>53992346
Sure but smallpox is one of those "apocalypse put" deals that, by definition, can't pay out. If we get to the point where more than, say, 1000 people need to be vaccinated, and congress rushes to throw emergency funding at it, that's game over for every stock on the NYSE (and a double digit percent of humanity). Meanwhile, SIGA is just ticking along, staying alive on account of non-emergency pox funding.

However with bird flu we have some fearmongering and pre-emptive dollars spent on it. Hundreds of millions of vaccines bought for chickens every year going forward, something like that. That's investable.

Day 28 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. One month in. I'm simplifying the minimum viable product so that I can launch at an earlier stage and get some initial revenue going to fund further development.

>>53992418
sorry >>53978193

>>53991237
They diluted yesterday killing the rally. Also it's a typical biomeme pump n dump on news. They always do that. Might pump again who knows, but it the end it's huge gamble

>>53991744
CMC Markets, it's pretty good

Day 28 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. One month in. I'm simplifying the minimum viable product so that I can launch at an earlier stage and get some initial revenue going to fund further development.

>>53978193

>>53991332
Yeah he also said that everything is great. Economy is strong and soft landing is still on the table. His remark regarding higher rates for longer was misinterpreted. He simply meant it's a possibility if situation gets worse.

Anyway, buy QCOM. I'm posting this recommendation with no insider knowledge whatsoever

>>53992398
I'm still bullish on smallpox. Did covid not teach you anything? It doesn't matter whether it's severe or not, it's about the media and political hysterity of it. Normalfags aren't going to catch smallpox en masse, but the FEAR of it.
Nevertheless, I'd say to pick the illness of your choice, and throw some money at a company that treats it, and is on the Alliance for Biosecurity site.

>Smallpox
Chimerix (CMRX): TPOXX
Bavarian Nordic (BVNRY): Jynneos
Sanofi Pasteur (SNY): ACAM2000

>Avian Flu
Novartis (NVS): Extavia/Interferon Beta-1b Kit
Sanofi (SNY): Fluzone/Influenza Virus vaccine
Merck (MRK): Intron A/Interferon alfa-2b, recombinant injection

GlaxoSmithKline: Relenza/Zanamivir
Bayer: Betaseron/Interferon beta-1b
Roche Group: Xofluza/Baloxavir Marboxil
???: Kynamro/Mipomersen Sodium injection

Sanofi seems like a good contender here, since it's on both lists

>>53992455
I am only able to select calls.
Unrelated, what is your personal favorite upcoming date?

does this mean its over for jxn?

>>53992455
>buying any semi before Q1 earnings
retarded play. Everyone's gonna dip on Q1. if anything, buy there.
the 28 comes Micron and you'll see

Fucking nasdaq go down already.

I'm considering buying a Subaru. Will that make me a lesbian (with a penis)? The manual Crosstrek is appealing.

Why are we dumping on no news?

You're not a baggie, are you /smg/?

>>53992583
What’s the stock being talked about in that pic?

>>53992594
arkk

>>53992583
HOOKED

>>53992583
>they told people to not get involved in that
>the people got involved in that

>>53992566
Isn't that brand like /o/ favorite?

>>53992583
Didn't she get new money after bear market? That's not baggies that's future baggies

>>53992576
Market slowly pricing in Jerome's enlarged bepis

>>53992583
my bag is my ARKK short ($35.27)

>futures

I"M GONNA DUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPP

>>53992703
I was ensured his large bepis was priced in already

This is hilarious, someone just linked it to me
https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1633482425278906382?s=20

>Circuit City got liquidated a while ago
>Everyone claimed they worked there as whatever manager since nobody could disprove it
>Twitter is so backwards that it has no HR department to verify this, so it's the same situation

>>53991971
I buy low and sell high, simple as

>>53992433
When IPO?

The internet is raining SOXS pennies all over me.

>tiktok down

god I wish this stupid company was listed so I can short it

>>53992576
It's the new normal.
Get used to it.

bros, I don't feel so good right now...welp

>>53992809
I should've shorted, it's over

>>53992809
Bullish, QE comes next. Frontrun the pivot to QE or you will never make it bobochud.

>>53991040
First, add the current price of the call to the strike price of the call. In your case, that's $244.90. Yet the price of NVDA is 232.88. This means that your call still has about $1,200 of extrinsic value left. If you roll or buy back, you will have to buy back that value. As a covered-call seller, your strategy is to sell extrinsic value, not buy it. The call is also not expiring for 3+ months. I would absolutely wait for now, and let that extrinsic value drop, either because NVDA drops, or because of the passage of time.

>>53992809
Cheap hookers incoming.

It's over BOIL will NEVER be over 6 dollars EVER AGAIN

>>53992965
Are people just accumulating boil on dips and holding for the long term? Seems like a rough ride but the potential gains are huge

>>53992970
Unless it reverse splits and you lose a bunch of cash on administrative fees.

>ARKK
Cathie tongues my pee hole

about 15 years ago when i was a teen i scammed some kids in an mmo i used to play. it was a fair bit of coin too. i didn't think much about it back then but now... i think about it from time to time. it was a pretty shit thing to do all in all, i just hope they didn't become resentful or untrustworthy of others. maybe it was for their own good, its hard to say.

>>53992824
>He thinks he can time the bottom

>>53993066
Do a real crime pussy

>>53991537

Ive been spamming KOF since November

The Americans aren’t awake yet let’s compare foreskins

Got the most basic version of my backtester finished. It's pretty fucking crude but my goal is to fully automate a bruteforce backtesting beyond what websites allow.

Anyways, as a proof of concept
>Wait until 5 minutes before markets close to buy or sell
>Look at N candles back, equal to Offset, to compare % changes
>If the close is >= entry% (eg up 1 or 2% from the other candle) then buy
>If the close is <= entry% (eg down 1 or 2% from the other candle) then short
>If the price moves against you by exit%, then close all positions

This was done on the SPY over the last 500 sessions, and like I said is very crude, but this is a great starting point and I can't wait to see how this looks a month or two from now (eg, being able to tweak multiple variables and indicators)

>>53992809
Where do I report this dude? He is using Mr. Mott's resources without permission

My net worth is now positive. My days of being an impoverished virgin are numbered.

critique my portfolio lads
TSLA
NVDA
AI
AMR
CEIX

>>53993130
>that image
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok so which stock do I buy?

>>53993148
BOIL and hold it for the rest of the month

buy bonds

>>53993148
SMG

>>53990842
Investing in conflict

Rocker. You still here? Is your PO Box still valid?

>>53993191
he died from someone breaking into his house after he got doxxed

I checked all of the items in https://fred.stlouisfed.org/categories/110

None of them mention racial inequalities. I have a feeling that when Powell said they look at data, in response to accusation they don't care about Black people, he straight out lied. THERE IS NO SUCH DATA. Mr. Green was right.

SI

>>53993220
Is this the bank that lost money on every single crypto exchange collapse there was in the last 10 years? I might be thinking of Softbank or something like that.

Kek, imagine investing in a company with newsfeed like that. Crypto baggies are irredimable.

>>53993138
You might want to hedge that.

>>53993117
I was in the sauna the other day and some 50 year old dude had such a long foreskin. I was really jelly and got out really quick. He just spread his legs with such confidence and showed everyone whos boss. The jews will pay someday for taking part of my foreskin

>>53993220
>SI
my puts are +280%

>>53993280
Do people really go to places where they sit naked with other dudes while staring at each others dicks?

>>53993301
No, just fags.

>>53991040
There was no need to sell a call this far out.
30-40 DTE would have been absolutely enough.
Now you're indeed stuck with "what should I do" in the meantime.

Can someone explain to me how this 25% "billionare" minimum tax works? That already starts at $161,000

>>53992583
>the market is only down 7% this last year
how badly did you faggots stock pick?

>>53993351
Such taxes are always advertised as something that targets only the richest so that the government wins approval by the masses. Later they add exemptions for the richest and lower the limits so that only middle class is heemed in the end.

>>53992809
does this seem much?

>>53993386
I'm just confused as to how their fake shit would work. It'd be like if you said
>"Billionaires will now be taxed 20% on their stock sells!"
when they already are

>>53993396
Billionaires know better than to pay taxes.

>>53993301
My friend was telling me about a mixed gender sauna he found mostly with Russians (men and women). I live in America so this is very out of place. But I want to go.

Buddy, check 10Y computer

did all you 2020 goyim forgot about NNDM? I haven't. The CEO is such a beautiful piece of jew that I have utmost confidence in him. He is so agressive and arrogant, its absolutely gorgeous.

And the company value is continuing to lie under cash value... its still free money.

Futures bros... I'm losing money

>>53993484
We told you people not to get involved in that.

>>53993468
its so fucking inverted holy shit
this is the change in one month

DRV is ticking up. It's going to go parabolic when JPOW raises 50bps.

>>53993498
We didn't want them to get hoooked.
And they might be hoooked.

>>53993479
Where did they get their cash if it has no earnings? I have some ideas, especially since you mentioned Jews.

>>53993479
Zoom out, ffs.

>>53993396
>taxed 20% on their stock sells!"
Its networth not sale I think. Least that was what he tried before.

>>53993505
Yeah but despite that the market doesn't seem to care. High growth stocks like nvidia and amd continue to pump and the Dow is still near ATH. Face it, no crash is coming

>>53993539
If this is a wealth tax it'll never pass

We’re overcharging for this

TRKA niggers, i'm joining you today

>>53993519
very easy, in feb 2021 when the pump was peaking, they fucked everyone and issued like 10x more shares. They raised over 1B cash and are buying companies, shit, jewing up the cash into more cash. Absolutely kosher and brilliant move in feb 2021 as all fell down regardless. They are now going through very funny drama where some other jews are trying to oust the CEO and overjew everyone.

>>53993549
Obviously. The rest wont either. 40% short term tax? No like kind sales for real estate? Nonsense stuff. But we will know the full details today when they release it.

>>53993538
I did even back then. It doesnt really matter as it got new leadership long ago. Its still a meme.

>>53993574
Yeah exactly what I expected from Jewish startup. Wonder what will happen when they will burn through this cash or stock pumps again. Have fun tho.

>>53993574
Highly bullish

Missed out on SI short so I'm thinking time to short SBNY

New day new core data, as expected down.
Same as Chinese and Mexican inflation data.
btw, anyone knows why chinks sold off at the good inflation data

>>53990848
WHAT ARE THOOOSE

>>53990876
There'll be liquidity if they become ITM.

>>53991332
Dank Brandon will order the Treasury to ignore the debt ceiling and enforce Section 4 of the 14th Amendment and it'll be held up by the Supreme Court.

>>53990859
Russian obviously, by the fact that they didn't even give them boots. They are probably glad to be captured.

Deutsche post earnings after markets close (at least according to Etoro, once they fucked up the date), thinking about buying some.

>>53993698
>Xi gets even more control over private companies
>"We won't do helicopter money"
New Xi economic plan didn't convince investors and prove not to stimulate enough its economy
and all the chinks are trying to pay back mortgages as quick as possible

There you go, perfect commie economy

>>53993542
We'll see a crash but not until rate hikes break something which we are slowly starting to see the stress fractures form.

We're not going to see a Covid or 08 type crash though. Nore like 2001-2003 which was arguably more devastating to the American economy as it killed the industrial sector for almost 2 decades. Or the 80s Volker shock which was the worst recession since the Great Depression.

The funny thing is during these times Foreign companies outperform the US market. But the top companies in the US market are extremely globalized meaning they won't see the same level of pain as less globalized Large Caps, Mid Caps and Small caps. However this won't be reflected in the NASDAQ or S&P because their main float are globalized companies.

Now if APPL and AMZN collapsed market would fucking die but if those maintain strength or even become safety positions then we could see a Quiet Crash where from the outside markets look fine because the Indexes look good but under the hood the US economy has collapsed.

Still buying so it's bot like I care too much. I buy VT and SCHD. I bet my monopoly money on the World and Big Fat Divvys.

CTRM

>NVDA overtakes teslsa as the 6th largest company in america
>"Hmm I wonder what their PE ratio is"
>135
YOU MORONS

>>53993806
Stupid salnt eye doesn't know his palce, all he has to do to keep reaping the benfits of globalism and being the sweatshop of the world is devalue his currency, what a retarded commie

>>53993839
B-but muh AI

>futures

>>53993839

ive had all my money in a money market account since february

>>53993882
anon trust me I understand the argument growth fags made
they said the same shit when tesla had a pe of 500 and 1000

>>53993806
>>53993855
This. Biggest reason commies fail is other commies. They should have just kept building up and biding their time. Now everyones on the move out to other countries and China will be left holding the bag with a dictator.

Green day if the bad is good is still in place

THE ECONOMY IS DOING TOO WELL SELL

>>53993698
Bears will ignore this and say "YoY doesn't matter!!!"

>>53993904
The economy is doing so well that millions of people have totally dropped out of the workforce.

>>53993892
Yeah and today Tesla has 50 P/E despite stock price going down only 50%. So they were not far off. Especially if Tesla has further potential for growth. Me personally I'm not investing in companies like that, but I can see their point. They might be wrong about AI hype, but it wouldn't be first time when my assumptions were proven to be wrong.

>>53993893
Yeah after the internal ccp putsch against Hu china has been on the way out

>>53993915
>only 50%

>jobless claims go up
>NOW THE FED WILL HAVE TO PRINT AND ALLOW HYPERINFLATION
Bruh
They're not going to do that. Just fucking sell and stop wasting my time.

People don't believe me when I say that the big part of why the economy is so stubbornly resilient in the face of all this inflation and repression is because we live in an era where thousands and thousands of women make insane amount of money for showing their feet online without ever having to step out of the house for anything. They severely underestimate what kind of long term effect that has with every 1 e-whore there are 20 desperate guys dumping hundreds of dollars to them.

>>53993922
Yeah. Xi got worried business leaders were going to overthrow the communist for a bourgoise government. Which they probably would have. Plenty of them ask why should a gov lapdog run things when they were the ones who were taking risks and building things. Bao Fan, Jack Ma and others all getting beat up and attacked for being successful. Pretty soon theyre all going to either leave for the US/Korea/Singapore or push to get rid of the communists. Pretty sure they lost any ability to fight Xi so Xi will continue to blow up his own economy to maintain power.

all in SI calls expire tomorrow march 10th (3/10)

>>53993931
When do you bears finally get that nobody expects pivots, but that dripping in hikes has the same effect as pivots, without the volcker effects of using a wreckingball, while having the same effect on inflation

Is nobody going to comment on the fact that everything is pumping like fuck?

>>53993930
What I mean is that you'd expect P/E to drop from 1000 to 500 if there was no growth after 50% stock price drop. Instead P/E sits at 50, which proves that growth-fags were correct in their assumptions, but either more growth is needed or they actually overvalued Tesla. I'm not going to try to judge this tho.

>>53993958
WTF MUMU FUCKING GIVE IT BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53993958
Who are you quoting?

>>53989384
With record amounts of 0DTEs being bought, what if the reason the market is refusing to crash is that we're all gamma squeezing SPY and don't even realize it?

FFS USbros, stop pumping. You are healing all the EU indices you bastards. Come on Powell, you are my only hope now. Don't pussy out like so many others have

>>53991971
thanks for the insight

>>53993941
They should have moved in 2019 when it started to show that the ccp is preparing to go full Mao, now chinks are likely bound to repeat the 50s and if lucky getting nuked when making the move on Fermosa

>>53994004
Yes they should have but least its only 4 years later and not another 40 years. China will probably get even harsher to live in and pretty sure the rest of American business will start to move out. Apple already increasing production to India and making it a part of their main business instead of side nation.

>premarkets

50 bepis priced in
Now we pump

>>53993997
You shorted? HAHAHAHAHHA

>>53994027
We Bobos are relentless. And we will have our recession.

>futures
CAN I GET A SNIB
CAN I GET A SNAB

>>53994027
No, but I need the market to dump so I can accumulate more. I don't short Europe since their indices generally perform substantially better than the US ones

>>53994056
>I don't short Europe since their indices generally perform substantially better than the US ones
yeah one might think that if they've only been watching the market for 6 months

This means

BOUL WILL NEVER GO BACK IP DOESNT IT


BOIL BOIL BOIL

MARKETS

DUMPING

POWELL

WAGIE BUXS

ITS OVER

>futes

>>53994121
BOIL (my precious) loves to take little dives doesn't it?

>futures
>DXY
>yields
it's happening

>>53994142
Why's the 20y still going up though?

>>53991237
i moved my sista gains to
RVPH then smol positions in
MESO
WGS

>>53994182
if something doesn't align with my bias i simply ignore it

>>53994017
Finnish coked up whores

>>53994229
Perhaps the best type of whores.

>>53994237
I see inflation's out of control in Finland as well

>>53994224
Based as fuck, buy the dip

>>53994237
Boobs.

>>53994237
>>53994017
Made for BRICs (Big Russian Invasion Cock)

>>53994259
interessting

>>53994237
That's gotta be fake. How can they be so round and perfect looking

>>53994017
I though Finns were supposed to be socially and culturally autistic?

>>53994237
ngl I would give up my portfolio to be in the middle of that ice mongol sandwich

>>53994283
> dancing for tiktok likes
> not to just you know, dance
> not autistic
Uh huh

BOBOS DAIJOBU?

bobos really thought we will let them coom . Kek baggies

Bobo, listen to me, you have to close your shorts. Don't you understand? This is only the beginning. We priced in 50bps. We are getting good employment and CPI reports. It's over, you lost.

new
>>53994304
>>53994304
>>53994304

>>53994332
Bobo always gets the last laugh.

>>53994282
It's totally real.

>>53994283
>>53994297
Not to mention how cringe they look

>>53992433
i sell individual sperm for $1, thats your competition.

Just got charged 40 bucks in ADR fees. Fuck this bullshit. What service are they even providing to justify that fee?
Is there anything more jewish than an ADR fee?

>>53995768
They are buying the shares in the foreign market and keeping the dividend for you, they need to charge you a fee to pay for storing all the money they are making off of you.