/biz/ - Business & Finance

i love taylor, and i love stocks

>>53978076
Why? I hate beating off at work knock it off please.

>>53978076
I just want to live long enough that I can have AI taylor fuck my brains out in VR

>>53978076
Imagine making her eat eggs

Why the fuck am I even still shorting DAX. This thing is completely detached from reality. Should have shorted South Africa yesterday

Dow pumps 50 points, Dax 70-80. Dow falls 20 points, Dax 10. Huh?

I'm going to bed. Just understand that being a bobo now, is being a patriot. Ignore the chuds. Go short.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc4P4lm64V4&feature=share

>>53978116
> It's market that's wrong
> Not me!
Many such cases. Keep gambling bros. Just buy low and sell high, how hard could it be

Day 27 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. More progress on actuator CAD.

>>53964471

>>53978193
ffs

>>53978086
Haha This is funny because it’s true
Perhaps her loving brother could help her understand her tiny existence in the infinite universe and to defeat her earthly desires

>>53978191
Have you seen the DOW yesterday?
>buy the top

>>53978116
I think it's gonna hit at the earnings Q1 or Q2, when companies can't pass forever increasing prices to consumer. we will see something similar like Intel with 50% miss, then the market is going to correct. Until then it's all growth, blue sky and high PE ratio

>>53978152
as far as my ta bullshit is concerned it's dead neutral as of yesterday's close. i have no clue where the line goes now so in /cashgang/ awaiting clarification.

Here we go all aboard the crab coaster! Buying spy calls at some point today

*prrrt*
Breakfast is ready, get it while it's hot Mumu Bobo shits

A toast to all bears!

>>53978116
hahah he fell for /smg/'s lies

>futures

>futures

EVERYONE GIVE JPOW YOUR ENERGY! WE NEED THAT 1000 BPS HIKE RATE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53978370
at this point we need nuclear war for bobo to get his crash

Fuck kikes

>>53978417
Please tone down anti-Semitism or we won't be able to have those threads anymore

after a long and expensive process I have discovered that I am really bad at trading.

>>53978455

Lagarde talking, market pumps. Always the same.

JOLTS will come in light. 25 bepis back as likely rate hike. We rally to new highs. Sorry bobos

Mott capital bros not like this!

So is DAX just going to pump back to 15700 in one day? lmao

>>53978765
>tfw I indirectly caused this to happen because I kept posting the same outdated graph for months ( which will still be right eventually)

>>53978765
wheres the watermark??

What percentage of your portfolio do you allocate to bonds or money market securities?

Up 2% premarket.

>futures

fuck this gay pumping

>give boomers money
>they spend it immediately

>>53978898
Look at DAX, don't you dare talk about pumping futures, unless you talk about DAX.

>>53978076
Taylor swift is painfully basic and her becoming a sex symbol was the downfall of the millennial generation into whoredom (and now, hagdom).

>>53978191
It is the market that's wrong, Germany's economy is fucked.

>>53978898
It's another day where it pumps, Jpow comes out and tells it to fuck off and then algos tandem dump in unison another 2%. Because niggas won't learn until it really hurts.

>>53978065
new day new lows in core
Also food inflation is now under 2.7%

SI

>>53978965
easy to go down YoY when the previous year was sky high.
It's like saying your business market share increased 100%, while your initial market share was less than 1%. nobody's gonna buy that

>>53979050
so its better than a year ago, we agree? That is what I am saying doom cultist.
>Nobody is going to buy this
Retarded statement, there is nothing to buy or sell, just a trend that says its better than a year ago, objectively

And look here, mortage application rise again while rates are more or less stable. The world is doomed, cats are going to rain from the sky, in 2 weeks

>>53979065
it's not fast enough. If you spike to 10% inflation within two months, ideally you should go back down as quickly.

I don't mean to sound like a bleeding heart lib but is the government just factoring in industrial and business production prices and not factoring in things the common man buys daily to cook data? I mean the answer is yes but god damn I'm tired of statisticians basically jerking off the government every time because biden wants to fund another more corrupt israel.

Going to buy NEP, O, KO, and VOO today

>>53979096
Aha, and those fabled 10% spikes are supposed to appear when? Maybe when the fed raises rates to 2000 bepis. You doom cultist have the same issue as every other cult of believers, you contradict yourself at every statement

>>53978965
>debunked

Greentext, consider yourself filtered

>>53979091
there is just too much money. the fed needs to physically burn it, or to make all banks a minimum of 50% cash fund before granting any loan

Also can't wait for Micron to report earnings the 28th. this will kill the semi lol

>>53979129
wouldnt it be best for you to stop talking? M0-M3 has declined by historical margins compared to since the data was documented.
>burn the liquidity, just burn it
>gibs me my crash
lmfao you cultists, really.

>>53979065
>so its better than a year ago, we agree?
No, it is not.
How can you be this absolutely stupid?
>(Inflation year #1)+(Inflation year #2)=(a whole lotta price increases)
What exactly is BETTER!?
ALL (i repeat: ALL) of the price increases over the past years are STILL IN THE SYSTEM!

There is no "getting better" when it comes to inflation. If inflation remains positive it just means shit's getting more expensive, still.

Also, there is no "coming down" in terms of inflation. These are dimwit terms, just like your post.

Inflation is either positive or negative, it either accelerates or decelerates.

A decelerating positive inflation means, guess what, HIGHER PRICES still.

Holy fucking shit people are stupid...

>>53978965
>FACT CHECK! Truflation reports 4.78%! This post sponsored by Reuters

>>53979091
I'm convinced people for the most part don't think twice about market conditions when home shopping. Who is keeping this bubble inflated?

>>53979136
They all come over here from another board whenever there is financial instability to tell you how this time its happening for sure. Commie revolution/fascist uprising, whatever their flavor is. Theyll spout out all this doomer data as to how america is dead this time for sure.

>>53979125
lrn2post you fucking mong

>>53978876
0%.
That's boomer shit.

>>53979113
>Aha, and those fabled 10% spikes are supposed to appear when?
Check your own retarded chart, you daft cunt.

>>53979147
>What is bEtTeR
prices on everyday goods aren't rising as fast, while unemployment is at 1969 levels with 2 opening for every 2 people that refuse to work for now.
>A decelerating positive inflation means, guess what, hIgHER pRicEs still.
yes, so? Nobody in his right mind is expecting deflation, its also not necessary, everyday goods and energy going toward 2% yoy is like if nothing ever happened cultist

>>53979152
Yeah seems like it, and mods are com0pliant letting those /b/tards and /tv/ niggers speak freely instead of doing what /a/ mods do and just perma ban them from the board and ban every mobile fag from making threads

>>53979173
>everyday goods and energy going toward 2% yoy is like if nothing ever happened
How can you be this stupid?

dude, you are filtered, go back to your home board and shitpost about the newest netflix niggers or sportsball monkeys

>>53979205
Nigga, you don't even know how to reply properly.
You fucking loser.

LMAO I just got kicked out of my university cause I paid 9 cents less than needed (78 instead of 87). Nevermind, I wanted to stop/change anyways since I can't really study atm.

So, pump or dump today? kek

Its a from of disrepect. I still see your ID and that you try to grab my attention, just reminding you, that your text isn't read and that you are filtered from the thread for the duration of this thread
so return to /tv/ and shitpost about netflix

>>53979187
>/b/tards and /tv/
Yeah except its /pol/ really. Hoping for a wiemar republic revolution to get their WW3. Then the tankies move in to whine at them. Not going to happen. Americans are too rich to ever care about a revolution.

>>53979216
But you replied contextually to the text you haven't read, lol.
Rent free.

>>53979222
there is no /pol/ anymore. /pol/ is entirely publicly funded shitposters that try to keep the myth alive that they are fighting nazis on the internet.

>>53978965
based. almost like it really was transitory all along.

>>53979238
it was, because the main reason were supply bottlenecks with a demand that remained constant and public policy funded inflation deemed to get kickbacks to those new liberal fascist companies that sponsored the democrats election fraud in 2020.
The kickbacks are done and the supply chain normalized

>>53979231
Agreed. There isnt any real depth to it anymore. Thats why /biz/ is my home board now.

>futures

schizo crabs strike again

My BOIL is down to slightly below plus 4% so I am thinking there might be a DCA opportunity in store for today. I already sold 2 stocks yesterday so there's almost another $50 freed up (they were what was left of 2 $25 investments).

Where are the TRKAshills?

>>53979254
there hasnt been any depth to it since 2019. But the good part, those third party social media shill freelancers are now trapped on /pol/ doomed to repeat the same narratives over and over again because any deviation might just revive /pol/

>>53978915
It is according to you I understand that. Market disagreed with your assessment tho

what the play this morning? WW?

TORO TORO!!

How much do you think Jay wants to die because he has to endure two days of elected mongoloids wasting his time by reading a partisan prepared speech then asking him the most basic shit about the Fed and monetary policy and trying to get him to comment on lawmaking and nogs?

>>53979302
get a rope and hang yourself shitposter, that is your play

>>53979147
Inflation is much lower than a year ago. Worse outcome would be if inflation didn't slow down. As you can see, everything depends on your perspective and you chosen retarded one

>>53978915
DAX is a scam anyways. It's a performance Index. The dividends pump the index unlike other Indices. There is a regular DAX which is way lower. This is why this year is my last time I short this motherfucker (until it reaches an obvious top again, then maybe again).

>>53979200
We had 2% inflation for quite long time. You must be a tourist if you don't know that. 2% is the target inflation of all central bank btw

Newfag brainlet here with a question.

So as far as I understand dividents your profit that you should be getting as part of your income share. However once I google the word the first page says that the company can choose to not pay you and instead keep the money "to be invested back into the company".

What the fuck? Whats stopping a company from telling all its investors "nope fuck you not giving you anything" apart from a hired hitman? What motivates anyone who buys your stocks to buy them at a high price then if they do not even have a guaranteed passive income in case the the company does well?

>>53979319
>the rocket's accelerating less! there's no way it can leave earth!

>>53979334
get a rope and hang yourself shitposter

>>53979311
If he wants his $190k salary and grocery cheese he'll do it and like it. Also, I look forward to more why isn't the fed more diverse. We need more basketball and rapper Americans in charge of financial policy

>>53979342
Im serious. I only posted the gif to get attention to my question.

>>53979340
It seems you have an issue admitting that Fed did good job bringing down inflation. Your problem not mine. And if you expect inflation to be at 0% then you are clueless about global economy.

>>53979347
Yes and all you managed is that you are now considered a shitposter, welcome to the filter. For the future compromised memes like wojacks and frogs are a certain way to be ignored, btw the same goes for cats, and looking at the catlog and other boards the cat meme forcing worked pretty well to map more of the shitposters and other tourist scum

>>53979319
I guess you lot are unable to comprehend and differentiate between a rate of change and a value in points.
>>53979330
That's not quite true, and you know it.
The FED has been lamenting that inflation was running way too low for way too long.
Also the FED has been communicating that they have a "target of 2% inflation over time."
But slightly more complex syntax isn't your thing, I believe.

>>53979264
SLuRp Sity

>>53979364
So basically you have no answer to my question and this is the /biz/ equivalent of "muh memeflag" whenever you want to copout. Gotcha.

>>53979359
>the bullet's accelerating less than when you first shot at me! there's no way it can hurt me!

>>53978765
>picrel
This is actually the most boss way to do this. He's like. I will forgive you NEVER

>>53979315
>muh futures
https://www.quora.com/Can-I-hold-a-leveraged-ETF-long-term

>>53979334
Because your stock doesn't give you a right to a dividend
The board could decide to withold the dividend, but that's exceptionnally rare, usually they'd announce a cut
A stock that doesn't offer a dividend also usually see its price grow faster than one that offers a divie
Also adding a cat pic because I can

>>53979366
Powell explained purpose of 2% target yesterday. It's purely psychological tool to create expectations in goyim. Syntax that Fed uses changes because the only thing that matters is that goyim remembers 2%.

>>53979405
Thanks for answering. So is there anything Im missing here? Whats the innate value of a stock, lets say 0.2% ownership, if you are not guaranteed 0.2% profits every year and hope that the company throws some crumbs at you? What motivates someone to buy my stock at 100money that I previously bought at 80money and what motivates me to buy it at 80money apart from trying to sell it to someone at 100money (who will buy for no reason?)?

>>53979381
It's not accelerating. It's slowing down significantly. YoY inflation is reported by comparing prices today with those year ago. Rate of change last year is not taken into account

>>53979412
You don't comprehend.

>>53979435
You really do not comprehend.

>>53979412
why the fuck do you interact with blatant contrarian shitposters. Stop feeding the trolls

>>53979438
You have nothing to say so there is nothing to comprehend really. You guys have no clue what YoY inflation even means. Please go back to /pol/, you will find an audience for unsubstantiated doomposting there I'm sure

>>53979452
Because it provides me entertainment while I'm sitting on a toilet

>>53979469
In that case please consider your own suggestion and go shitpost with the glowing third party niggers on /b/ or /pol/ instead of keep inviting the scum

>>53979435
It's less inflation than a year before, but the prices are still increasing, just not as strong as before. That's still BAD.

>>53979480
Kek at least I know what YoY inflation means. Imagine thinking that it's rate of change and not absolute value

>>53979452
>>53979461
>>53979469
>>53979480
Get a room already, you dimwit faggots.

>>53979488
Baking

Will he get grilled again?

>>53979481
But price increase is much slower than a year ago, so it's a success. If you expect deflation then I have bad news for you.

didn't get a single number to match on my lotto ticket :(
I am ngmi

>>53979508
Yes, we expect exactly that, since the prices are absolutely unjustified. And no it's no real success, when inflation is still +6% YEARS after initial inflation event (COVID).

>>53979520
You expect deflation because AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH prices are too high for your liking. are you poor?

>>53979527
>are you poor?
Is this considered a counterargument on this board?

>>53979536
no, its just too cute that after this entire shitposting about a clear trend that core has been kept now for over a year, your main argument that there is going to be deflation is your subjective interpretation of prices for whatever goods being too high for your liking
Its just too cute and shows you have the mind of a teenager

>>53979432
Im gonna assume that Im not missing anything. I gotta stop my brother from becoming addicted to this literal "house always wins" casino tier fuckery.

lookin like a sell vol kinda day

>>53979520
I'm sorry but Fed has bit mentioned deflation even once. They want to go back to 2%. And no, not average. Average they said when it suited them in past basically. Since then their wording changes again

>>53979559
Sorry for typos, was wiping my ass

>>53979546
>your main argument that there is going to be deflation is your subjective interpretation of prices

I didn't say that there is going to be deflation. I said we expect that, in the sense of "we demand it". You simply can't read.

Reminder that no proper nation has ever survived hyperinflation, with the sole exception of the one ruled by people who steal money through inflation.

>>53979573
>"""we"""" demand it
ahahahahahahahaha please stop, you make my tummy hurt from laughing too hard in the morning

if you play the lottery you're retarded. I'm tired of plebs trying to gain wealth based on statistical impossibilities.

>>53979579
Kek, illiterate.

Waiting room for rent increases to slow down so real estate gets slaughtered

>>53979573
Demand from whom? Powell is not posting here outside if weekends. In this place we are basically trying to predict the future, not wish it into existence.

>>53979548
correct
however; you should keep in mind that the stock market is a ponzi scheme that is an integral part of american society via the fact that it supports both pensions/retirements and public funds. In other words. A part of what supports the market is money is constantly flowing into it.

so non farm came more than expected->more people at work->hot economy->more hike
thanks for coming to my ted talk

>>53979597
>We the peop demand that prices go down
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53979602
even in my shit (((low))) COL city, 1 bedroom apartments in the projects are listed for 1200+/month

>>53979589
lumfag won 50k. You saying God hates me more than lumfag? I mean, I agree, but that doesn't mean other people should just come out and say rudely say it.

>>53979606
So basically a charlatan act to justify a boomer not getting executed for being past his expiration date and wasting precious oxygen (and actual resources and limited living space)?

>>53978377
All you need is patience and a blood thirsty Jay Pow. Everything has been going to shit for months. Now is the time for mumu to wake up.

>>53979610
Waiting for the bond salesmen to wake up and realize they are sitting on hot garbage buying long dated at 4% when the rate is going to be 6% before k-hole.

>>53979628
thats why you hold etfs

>>53979602
Feel like we're gonna be waiting a while

once cars sales start to decline, the dax will be in for a rough ride

>>53979611
Actual illiterate schizo, meds now.

>>53979605
I know, but you say that the current level of inflation is good. I say it's bad. We both aren't predicting, just evaluating.

My team leader sent us all an email asking us to book a time with him to discuss salary increases. Salaries are increasing so fast that it's gonna be a regular thing to keep people from looking for a new job lmao.

I bought PAAS for $15.02 yesterday. Feels good to time something properly for a change

>>53979643
Gotta love edv holders getting 40% of its value evaporated from its ath.

>>53979663
>If you expect deflation then I have bad news for you.
>we expect exactly that, since the prices are absolutely unjustified
>unjustified
>I said we expect that, in the sense of "we demand it".
>we
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53979643
>>53979628
You can just buy older bonds that have a higher rate. Eventually the etf runs out of those bonds to buy as they mature. Figure most bonds have been issued at a lower rate for past 16 years. Meaning only bonds with a duration longer than that pay more right now. If we had kept rates lower for the next 10 years bond etfs would average towards lower paying bonds. But you should only be buying short term bills right now anyway.

This is easily the worst /smg/ ever. Please don't bake a new one and let it die

>>53979683
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

>>53979683
dude will you stfu
people like you always end up being wrong

TRKA boys ... we are finished

>>53979663
I'm saying it's good because if Fed fucked up we would have 20% inflation or higher like Brasil or Turkey. Everything is relative. Change takes lots of time in finance so the fact Fed managed to bring inflation down in a year is a good sign.

I know it's unfair that we had such high inflation in the first place, but those are just conditions that we live in. I might be cynical, but I lost hope in humanity long time ago.

>>53979712
>We the people demand that there is going to be deflation
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>53979716
This. The US position is great right now compared to every other country out there. I wonder what will happen with China with their reopening. I wonder if they will get higher inflation now.

anons going full on melt down

Little bit of chicken fried...

so what's powell going to say to cause another red day today?

>>53979705
That is irrelevant. The face value of low coupon bonds reflects the yield difference.

I demand hyperinflation. I have a gun.

>>53979722
>local retard newfag cannot into IDs
sad. many such cases

I haven't laughed so hard in years.
Thank you, this naive juvenile we demand deflation just cemented that the bears in this threads are bordering on magical thinking and will still scream for new lows once new aths were reached

>>53979745
The exact same thing as yesterday

>>53979745
That he's seen AOC's Aryan edits and thinks she should start dying her hair.

You can see the obvious market implications.

>>53979770
you sound like one of those retards who were insisting SOXL would be at 70 by mid-2022
ARE YOU one of those retards because you sound like one of those retards

>>53979745
Buddy, look at DXY computer

looks like the bond salesman just arrived at the office lol

>>53979770
Your life must be pathetic then, but that's what I expected anyways from your behaviour and reaction.

>>53979345
we've had so many opportunities to put latinx people in the fed but we haven't. one could say that we're in this mess currently because the lack of la raza in charge

Just watch. Everyone is about to realize that general sentiment has been behind the curve since October [The Bottom] and mainstream media FUD has been the only real reason for the market shitting the bed. I'm not even mega bullish or anything, I just think the bear narrative has entirely run its course. If markets are truly "forward looking" then it makes zero sense for muh inflation or muh rate hike fears to cause things to go down at this point. Shit, Canada is pausing rate hikes and England already did QE. If you don't understand what that means then you deserve to get heemed.

>>53979799
Wouldnt say so, but this must have been the most retarded absurd statement in years I have read, and there has been all kind of clown world shit in between.
Some rando shitposter that is apparently so retarded that he is demanding, I repeat demanding for deflation apperently not knowing that a real deflationary cycle would be far more devasting for himself than even Turkey levels of inflations

Did you know that if we killed every minority in america the average IQ would raise by 30 points and the murder rate would go down to nearly 0

how would this affect the stock market is my question

>>53979753
What are you trying to say? Bond etfs are paying out coupon rates of higher levels than bonds issued over 16 years. Any bond etf with an average maturity higher than that will pay a higher rate. Same for any bond older than 16 years. That 16 represents 2005-07 peak so arguably you have a small window before you had bad bonds since 2001. Bond etfs have lost face value but can still pay out a higher coupon right now.

>>53979849
KFC and Nike would go bankrupt.

>>53979849
Next question please

>>53979829
The moment people feel rates have peaked, money will flood into bonds to avoid risk assets. That will kick off what's known as a "doom loop".

Fed rate hikes are literally the only thing keeping the market up.

>>53979129
all the fed has to do is reinstate the reserve requirements

>>53979849
i want to live in this world

We've been crabbing for a year now. Pick a fucking direction already!

>>53979880
lol no. Bonds are dead. Why would anyone with a third of a brain avoid equities after a huge red year?? Anyone with cash is slobbering at the opportunity to park it in SPY and get 2x what they would get out of bonds annually. That's where we're at, that's why we're crabbing so hard.

>>53979923
No

0dte SPY 400c are loaded! Will pay cash for a house tomorrow

>>53978076
I wouldn’t mind putting her in stocks

>>53979770
>inflation's at 40-year highs, and here's why that's a good thing
Bulls always reveal their true face eventually.

Mannarino just said the economy is collapsing.

>>53979936
i just want to fuck kate mckinnon and have her enjoy it and want to do it like every week is that too much to ask

>>53979930
>anyone with a third of a brain avoid equities after a huge red year??
Probably true. Most investors are disciplined enough at this point to know to just stick with equities. Every single investor out there knows the DCA, buy and hodl, SPY/QQQ/VOO or whatever play. NO one is bothered so much anymore.

>>53979985
He's a schizoid.

>>53979930
>that's why we're crabbing so hard
That and options.

JOLTS will come in light and Powell will be dovish today. Huge bull run coming

>>53979745
If you thought the Senators were bad, the Reps are going to make them look like geniuses. They’re going to repeatedly ask Powell about unemployment and if he’ll go full Volcker to get his 2% goal. The market’s gonna plummet every time a Rep goads Powell into telling them how ugly things are about to get

how do i teach my self excel

>>53980067
Get your IQ above 80, then Google it.

CTRM

>>53980051
>powell dovish
lol, not in front of the circus who will keep shouting "inflation" for 2 hours

>>53979432
Because money the company doesn't spend on a dividend usually gets reinvested, improving future cash flows. Your 80 money shares amount to, say 160 money during the lifetime of the company (paid out quarterly as dividends) while 100 money shares may represent 200 or 300 money (paid out only when the company is larger and bought out by another company, or by itself through buybacks).

>>53979834
>that a real deflationary cycle would be far more devasting for himself t

Why, are you poor?

It’s over bullcucks

fuck you.

7mins until mass bankruptcies. You all excited?

>>53980172
No, this market is boring and gay. I'm going back to bed.

>>53980106
>usually
Not good enough for me. I cannot afford a hitman so I have no guarantee about any of this and I might as well give 80xstocks amount of money as a virtual gift.

And I still dont understand why would someone buy my 80 stocks for 160/200/300 when they can simply tell me (or the guy who bought it) to go fuck ourselves thanks for the virtual gift.

>>53980116
Okay guess the deflation screamers sitt on boatloads of cash and the only reason the scream is to buy at "better" prices, irrelevant of that a deflationary cycle would kill the economy.
Makes more sense, but doesn't change that the bottom is in and the most (((you))) get is some disinflation

it's still barely time to slurp Oats (May 2023)

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53980192
>kill the economy
And? That's what raising the rates is supposed to do too. I will have my deflation, I demand it! kek

>>53980067
just ask chatgpt how to do shit

up 9% 1 min after open, already shorted.

Im thinking about the alaskan senator fromm yesterday and how bpd she looked and how she would suck my wiener really aggressively like it was her job to get me to cum but the vibes are off and it's obvious it's like a control thing for her

>>53980282
>she

>ARKK
off to a good start

Nvidia pumping, again. Does this stock ever fucking die, holy shit

>>53980282
at least one of my hookers had legit BPD.
pretty sure a second did too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxNG-eFyCOc

origins of covid

Meanwhile we're waiting on JPOW

>>53980255
The point is that you doom cultists are by now ignoring reality. The economy is fine, there is no sign of slow down especially after the supply bottlenecks are dealt with and despite record interest rate the economy keeps roaring, maybe not as strong as during 0% loan showers but lowest unemployment since 1969, 2 job openings per unemployed, inflation trends down...
Everybody would wish to get "better" prices, but at some point you need to face reality to not be front run

>>53980287
wait she's from alabama. i'd ala her bama iykwim

>>53980319
>The economy is fine, there is no sign of slow down especially
This. The economy continues to burn up hence they want higher rates now. No stopping the train of buying from people.

>>53980067
By practice and by watching YouTube vids. "Learning Excel" is way too fucking vague, what do you want to learn it for? Start with something simple like making a budget, hell even just making a list of names/addresses/phone numbers for local businesses, then format that into a chart, then add some drop-down boxes, etc. etc. until you at least now how to format shit. Want to learn formulas? Plot out a weight loss forecast with different variables, or even a really simple "if I save an extra $5/day what does that look like over the course of a year?", just super simple easy things to get used to it. I always tell the boomers at work to approach Excel with a question (ex for non-business: if I eat 200 less calories per day how long would it take to lose 20lbs assuming 3500 calories = 1lb of fat) and then build things around that

PULL UP PULL UP!!

what the fuck is this market really

>>53980325
nice try but too late
murkowski is all yours

>>53980274
What site is this?

To the guy who bought calls with me at close yesterday, I made like $20 at open on them today and closed them lmao, will gamble again soon

>>53980340
You may be hooked.

>>53980342
jews

>>53980346
https://simplywall.st

>Oats (May 2023)

>>53980334
and yet inflation keeps its trend despite some buying pressure being felt in all segments and rates obviously going to see a few more hikes. Simply nobody is really pessimistic, beside some cultists and paid ad bloggers that got hired by doom cultists wishing for cheaper buy ins

Anybody here who bought Oats at 700+?

Anybody link to JPOW?

I get my bonus tomorrow. Most will pay off the last of my debt. Probably $1000 or so will be available for buying frivolous stocks. What are smg's top picks?

>>53980375
The doomers are the multipolar communist thirdies who are hoping the US collapses over ukraine or inflation so their dream of russia/china dominance can happen. The US will continue to out perform.

CTRM is severely underpriced

>>53980388
CPNG is somewhere around its bottom, likely. Q4's growth was kind of lackluster but expected. I think its a safe long buy.

>>53980319
>2 job openings per unemployed,
It's really easy to have a lot of job openings if no oneeever gets hired.

>>53980388
My suggestions are for a Roth IRA
>O
>NEP
>KO

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

>>53980414
I wouldnt bet on outperforming, a lot of countries that are becoming serious competitiors for the US - lot of national indexes that already made new all time highs and have better outlooks than the US; but the US wont suddenly collapse in 2 weeks

>>53980442
why the fuck is job openings even a metric to consider, every company throws up fake openings to make it appear like they're expanding.

>>53980445
>NEP

>>53980442
You need to apply to get a job and sometimes that job isnt your dream job. Just because you sent 1000 applications to be the cto of some Fortune 500 you are not qualified for doesn't mean that others wont get hired

BOIL
BOIL
BOIL SUB $6 what the fuck am I going to lose my money ahhhhhhhhhh

Jolt numbers leaked. Markets are going to like them.

>>53980308
At some point you should just stop buying puts on a stock that is basically tsla 2.0 but with an actual business model. One that is extra hyped right now as well.

>>53980473
I finally made the switch from NEE to NEP. I was hesitant because NEP is a partnership and I thought it was an MLP like ET that is taxed even in a Roth IRA, but it turns out that it is safe for tax advantaged accounts

>>53980440
Interesting I never heard of them. Do they operate outside korea? If they have a profitable presence in us or eu market they'd be kino

Posting the link for Jerome's retard wrangling session for future use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hrcZJTLfCE

>>53980496
are you serious? that's explaining this pump then...I'd expect to continue to dump because of powell

Bonjour

>>53980507
They are expanding into Taiwan and Japan I believe.

>the Crash isn't today
I sleep.

>>53980517
No chat? What a waste

lol JOLT'd

stinky

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53979705
The LTT we are getting are still decade long highs and soon to be 15 year highs. The capital appreciation of that is definitely worth it

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>>53980597
JOLTED.COM

>>53980496
you liar motherfucker

indecisive gay market

l m a o

What the fuck.

BOILBROS NOT LIKE THIS. What the fuck happened?

What time jerome gives us the d? Its 1pm on the website but what time zone?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MARKET??

BUDDY CHECK TRKA COMPUTER

>>53980632
In what time zone is Congress located?

*tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap *tap

moar rape hykes

>>53980632
>>53980646
The only time zone thats relevant to the world.

>>53980642
retarded. completely retarded algos

>>53980644
>it pumped
>now it dumps
gee crazy

Why the fuck are we still waiting? Wanna hear Warren rip JPOW another butthole

TRKA trannies
You good?

>>53980646
>>53980656
So Washington? I don’t know I am from a country that is a slave to yours

GET IN THERE LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hrcZJTLfCE

>all indicators show can handle higher rate
>keep pumping
really I can't get this shit right.

>>53980498
Yeah well nvidia just overtook tesla for 7th largest company by marketcap.
> letthatsinkin.jpg

>>53980671
My apologies: Eastern Standard UTC-5

look at that faggoty bow tie

He missed the bottom

BIG
RED
DILDOS

>>53980694
Hugs and kiss, thank you

this fag sucks at speaking

When is this fag going to stop. I want the big dog

>>53980674
climate policy? end the fed

CNBC is showing stupid fag shit instead of the hearing, what is this

>>53980703
The comb over game is strong with that one.

oh fuck it's maxine

hey baby you got a dollar or maybe a cigarette or somethin. I can make you feel real good for twenty. ok thank you baby god bless

>>53980722
total homo death

>>53980722
Because its "moments away" still. Nothing to show.

god damn it not fucking waters

This whole thing is just an ongoing charade to blame anything but merchantile gouging

mpeach fofive

What the fuck was that

cute asian babe in the back
sexooo

I hate waters so much, its not even funny.

>>53980495
This, muh PRECIOUS is finally in the negs. I might buy more.

>>53980774
She makes no sense at all.

yesterday the mexican guy was saying there was no diversity on the fed wtf

I tune in for 2 seconds and first thing i see is maxine waters talking about race

Closed it immediately, fuck democrats

let the hot asian woman talk

i want to know her opinion

sossal security

>>53980792
>he doesn't know that the wetbacks bombed black wall street
anon..

>>53980792
Dems are the real racists

Holy shit, her answer to inflation is literally QE on roids. She even fucking admits the economy has been miss managed into oblivion and there is nothing tondo but raise the debt ceiling infinity…

>>53980792
he wants a spic in charge of the whole damn thing
he forgot that mexican americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow and thus repeatedly miss their fed chair interview appointments

TRKA and BOIL retards rkted
buying the dip right now i suppose
ngmi

>RETURN TO NORMAL

>supernatural strength
god confirmed for in charge of US labor market

>>53980805
well Powell himself has said the only solution can be to raise because default is not an option.

this asshole is reading powells wikipedia now

>>53980807
>he forgot that mexican americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow
Holy shit how old are you bro?

Kill inflation. Behead inflation. Roundhouse kick inflation into the concrete. Slam dunk an inflation denier baby into the trashcan. Crucify secondary inflation. Defecate in an inflationists food. Launch inflationary environments into the sun

>>53980822
The Nat Gas collapse is still feeding itself into the coal price. I'm not having fun with my coal stocks

The US government is such a fucking joke

good morning I am now cash gang. next 12-24 months looking good for cashchads

>>53980807
based

CRWD bros not like this

>>53980841
fairly

Holy shit, her legislation is causing the market to die and is crashing and all they care about is more diversity hires… how are these people in charge of anything?

They are bragging about how they bailed out the banks… how clueless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEQ2l-Y

AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED, AND IT KEPT NOT HAPPENING, FOREVER

>>53980881
>>53980881
>>53980881
new
>>53980881
>>53980881
>>53980881
new

>>53980833
I think he is wrong about that, and i am a JPow supporter as of now.

So this is the last /smg/....

>>53980807
>spics dont get up early
Uhhh nigger do you know what mexicans do for a living in this country or are you a homebound zoomer who tries to be racist based on south park episodes to fit in with /smg/?

>>53980937
mexican americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B and thus are unable to wake up early in the morning for their fed chair interview appointments

>>53980319
>I belive the gas lighting
Employment is fake and gay. The entire economy is fake and gay. Once reality sets in it all comes apart.

>>53980937
>you know what mexicans do for a living in this country
Scrub toilets and collect government assistance? What, like 70% of all hispanics are on government benefits? Did you think picrel was a meme? Why do you think the migrant convoy trucks had the star of david one them? They are here to consoom and destroy.

>>53980848
isn't their a possible rail strike in GB?

>>53980644
>Pumps 350%+ in a month
>Nooo why is it dropping