/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nigger

Jannies please ban the coinmetro trannies

>>53972090
mfw I sold a bit too early today

Baking.

>>53972869
Fugg it. I’m staying right here

>>53972869
>Smg

Dividends are awesome. If you’re not investing for dividends you’re missing out.

>>53972958

>>53972958
Is this real?!

I made back NINTEEN DOLLARS and SIXTY CENTS on my BOIL EXTRANGE TRADED FUND today :)

how do we pretend the unmedicated schizo from shitting up this thread, too?

>>53972869
Link it next time retard

What the fuck is this piece of shit?
Tell me why you would buy this. Seriously.

>>53973102
Dividends are awesome, goyim. If you’re not investing for dividends you’re a bad goy.

>>53973102
why does the horse have a dick?

First for BOIL

>>53973802
muh divvie.. oh wait..

>>53973802
the result of losing market share to AMD and chinese knock offs

>>53973102
Dividend payout is 3% less than t bills and exposes to downside risk.

I've been telling ppl for a few months now that I'm a daytrader, but I haven't made a single trade yet.

>>53973838
"any day now"

>>53973838
based

you got puts right anon?

>>53973812
So you can tug on it to turn it back into a horse after it turned into a plane

>>53973826
nobody is going to buy potential toxic bonds at 5% that could end in a haircut. Maybe at 10% there is more interest

>US 2-year yields exceed 5% for the first time since 2007

Bros...I don't feel so good. Are we really going to have 2008 crisis/dot com bubble/1997 asian crisis/1929 happening all at once in 2023? Christ almighty.

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-layoffs-vp-rehiring-laid-off-employees-earths-best-employer-2023-3

bullish for AMZN?

>>53973848
No

I’m short a company that’s going to squeeze me into brain damage

>>53973838
I haven't done shit in like 3 weeks

The Federal Government of the United States of America is insolvent, even if it doesn't know it yet.

>>53973882
Paywall garbage. Don't bother clicking.

>>53973901
They can just raise taxes bro. Prepare to get heemed first by the irs.

>>53973319
Yes Hitler boarded the alien ship before Stalin could get him. He'll come back to wipe out Jewish niggers once and for all, inshallah

>>53973869
Honestly? No one knows shat. This is totally unique series of events that's happened in last few years. All you can do is toss your money down and let the wheel spin as they say.

>>53972958
How did he get the hitler to dance like this?

>>53973865
Bruh the 3 week is paying nearly 4.75. The biggest risk is missing the bottom of the crash because you're locked into them. And if you were concerned with that cash in a mm account pays better than the divides atm

>>53973865
Uh anon thats exactly what the market has been doing after long dated bonds saw 40% of their value torched.

whyd you guys fuck the market up today?

>>53973900

Putting monday as a starting day. Putting together a strategy has been a lot of work.

>>53973951
the bottom is in and those poor fools that are locking themselves into bonds now are going to kwetch for the next 2 years. for one for not getting the better rates and second for being trapped

>>53972958
Me on the left (manlet)

>>53973901
eliminate the debt ceiling problem solved

Believe it or not, this is not, in fact, bullish for intcels. I'm waiting for a pump to slap back down, that'll be a great trade opportunity.

>>53973838
The only winning move in jew world is not to play

>>53973988
Locking in my mortgage and just going to throw extra money at after stuffing my roth each year.

>>53973963
Not our fault, blame jpow and the retarded markets for the giga dump today

Do I have time left to shove money in my Roth?

Is it even worth it if I do t own a home and don’t make much, or should I keep it liquid?

>>53974044
you should always max out your roth every year and shove it into divvie stocks or swing trade like a filthy gambler

>TRKA

>>53973963
nothing happened the market is where it was a week ago

>ywn have your own chicken farm

>gertrude will never give you financial advice

>>53974091
Meh, I want sheep instead. A half dozen chicken is great to have but a whole farm operation is another story.

>>53974102
Based

What am I supposed to do with the Fidelity tax forms

>>53972869
So DOLE posted higher EPS but from what I read that on paper they reported more profit because of inflation. Is that why DOLE price fell on earnings. Although I still trust DOLE to make me money long term and it seems as if the board is confident in providing good revenues because of the divvie

>>53974010
They're no where near being ready in producing those chips.

>>53974122
Use it to file your taxes

>>53974005
not at these rates

Sigh just 5 more days for them (legislature) to get our pay raise bill punted out for a vote. I'm not worried. Last session they punted 200 bills out in the final 2 days which all became law so this should be very easy. Finally the long wait will be over and I'll know what I'll be getting in July.

>>53973951
>>53973865
T bills dont get a haircut. But at 5% its still good for longer term stuff but im not loading up until 8%.

Holy fuck TRKA absolutely rugged after hours no way it'll get back up

>>53973102
Dividends pay pennies.

>>53973802
fuck that
zoom out even further
in june 2000 it dropped from highest point 78 to around 16. was that a stock split or some shit? its almost at that price now 23 years later..fugg

>>53974128
That's not the only issue here. Read carefully to identify the weaselwords. It requires knowing a little about the absolute state of current semi processes.

>>53973613
>ftfy

>>53974136
How do I do that

someone needs to explain shannon's demon to me.

to me it seems like martingale, which will lose you your money eventually. but apparently shannon's demon guarantees a positive return?

There's a GME general on this board.

>futures computer

>>53974175
thx bb

>>53974181
Print this out, fill in the details, and mail it in to Biden

>>53974183
Nowhere near the bottom

>>53974183
>>53974194
These. There's also a bbby general.

>>53974151
It wouldn't be the first time public bonds get haircut. Remember 2013, all those greek bonds

>>53974181
You fill out the proper section on your taxes with the information from the brokerage forms. (or you can import them if the tax software supports it and its in .pdf).

>>53974155
Anyone who bought a month ago is still up 30%, 3 months ago is +120%! Anyone who bought within at least a week and still holding has bags.

> pump 1% in a day
/smg/: ooo
> dump 1% in a day
/smg/: aaa

>futures

kek pumping against the bad news already?

>>53974201
Yes but the US isnt quite the same as the Greeks in 2013.

>>53974225
Meant to quote >>53974153

I'm putting every penny I can into emerging markets but it feels like there's not enough time. Once multipolarity kicks the dollar in the ass everything else will be worth pennies. There's not enough time.

>>53974247
Has anyone told you to take your meds today?
Because if not, please take your meds.

>>53974247
Faggot russoid detected. Protip, the chink market is even more precarious and illusory than the US

Intel doesn't meet a single requirement for receiving chips act funding.
I can't wait to see INTCels get absolutely heemed when the contracts start getting announced.

I bought today.

>>53974247
Relax, the US military will ensure that the dollar remains strong. The world *will* use it as the standard.

>>53974247
Don't forget rotational velocidensity. Personally, I'm all in malta and cayman island companies.

>>53974247
This nigga gonna lose 60%+ during the upcoming recession. There's a reason emerging economies are shitholes and underperform the USA. Hint: it's the people

>>53974247
>multipolarity kicks the dollar i
Kek I seriously hope you are trolling.

>>53974232
The US is a banana republic with a congress that has lost or ignores its oversight role, voting kick backs for party donators, while the executive bureaus have developed a life of their own. Yes, Greece in 2013 was better off and less corrupt

>>53974269
H-haha, yeah anon, the emperor has wonderful decadent clothes! Only a chang would say such things, everything is fine!

>>53974034
antisemite detected, buy the bags or face re-education, chud

>>53974247
further deglobalization, friendshoring, international war and the rising strength of the dollar is going to kill emerging markets. What on Earth made you Bullish on this retarded play?

>>53974292
>Yes, Greece in 2013 was better off and less corrupt
Kek ok. Try not to let politics and culture war shaped your investing too much. The US has trillions in revenue each year. Plenty to cut and raise taxes before default is anywhere near close.

>>53974276
So did I
And Samantha thinks I'm brave for doing so

DRV is going to the goddamn moon when the housing market crashes.

yesterday was a good day to buy SPXS and of course i was too busy waging to notice!

>>53974276
a fellow dip slurper i see

>>53974311
>>53974331

We gaan.

>boil futures

>>53974312
Especially when the credit debt bubbles and the car loan delinquencies explode too. Normies has all time low savings, so this domino effects could make DRV shoot to the milky way.

>US 10Y up 8 pips

>>53974286
you're right, who cares if we have no economic base, a fundamentally unsustainable trade deficit by design, a GDP made up in large part by finance shuffling excel spreadsheets around and all of it funded by the ability to get free shit by maintaining the dollar as the global reserve currency? Global reserve currencies are historically known for their stability and never ever ending catastrophically. We are just superior, somehow.

>>53974309
raising taxes after having robbed the coffers and created debt while having the fed forced to keep hiking is a certain way to become venezuela very quickly

>>53974363
>dunning kruger the post

>>53974355
Just a little tourist shaker!

>>53973869
Yes, to think otherwise is pure delusional

>>53974303
>and the rising strength of the dollar
The fed has been chugging uphill against inflation and in the past year foreign central banks have dumped hundreds of billions in US assets. Markets around the world are clamoring to circumvent SWIFT, and "there is no alternative" is quickly becoming dogma instead of fact. What planet are you on that USD will continue?

>>53974380
>s a certain way to become venezuela very quickly
Not really. The tax levels in the US are still far below Europe levels. The US can easily raise a lot of tax revenue before it causes venezeula issues.

>>53974082
>>53974153
>TRKA
Posted in another thread but will post here too.
That shit was insane. I still made 3k but was up 20k at one point. Sold right before it cratered into a forced trading halt and watched it continue to dump over 70% in after hours.
Other than GME, I have never seen a stock make so much gain and drop as hard as it did within literally two (2) whole fucking minutes. My testicles were so far up my throat I was drooling sperm.
That Pajeet analy fucked so many redditors with that 350 million share dilution, the fucking shorts knew about it before retail did too.
What an absolute wild ride, I felt like I was on drugs from the adrenaline.

>>53974407
You forget to account for the sum of federal and state taxes. Some states have taxes on par with yuropoor countries already.

>>53974407
>The US can easily raise a lot of tax revenue before it causes venezeula issues.
Raising taxes against whom? The business interests that functionally dictate policy to begin with?

>>53974416
Typical outcome of a pump and dump. Congratulations on the gains but I really don't understand what compels retards to chase these things.

i want another end of eva sticky

>>53973988
I don’t think the bottom is in yet, but that’s why I’ve been slapping 1 month T-Bills since November. When we do get a dump, it won’t take me long to reload

Where is the d*mn bounce

>>53974428
Oy vey, none of that here. The goyim will bear the brunt, as G-d intended.

>>53974363
>you're right, who cares if we have no economic base, a fundamentally unsustainable trade deficit by design, a GDP made up in large part by finance shuffling excel spreadsheets
>>53974389
kek this. When people mention those buzzwords they actually think the US is just finance corporate offices. Tons of industry still in the US. The US is still the 2nd largest exporter in the world despite all the out sourcing to china.
>>53974422
>>53974428
Capital gains can go up. Income tax can all be raised up by several % across the board. Sales tax can go up. Higher excise taxes for various things.

The world is a global nation.
There is no place to put your money to profit while the US falls.
The world economy is the US economy and the US economy IS the world economy.
If the worst happens you can't just invest in "another place" and MAKE money. You might be able to lose LESS money if you're extremely lucky, but that's unlikely.
There is no "oh this Empire is falling and the other one is rising". Even if China overtakes us, there will be a period of 10-20 years where everything there is SHIT since they are so entwinned with us.
I'm not a doomer. I don't think this is the "big one" and that in reality it will be the next "once in a lifetime (lol thanks boomers) financial crisis" that does us in.

Just be aware that you can't just throw your money into other countries and think it'll be safe. You need to make as much money as possible and then split that money into enough assets that you will be able to survive comfortably when shit hits the fan.

>>53974447
brainlet

>>53974439
tbond cycling has been the most normie side liner trade since, yes, November. bottom is in

>>53974406
Just because a few countries pay lip service to wanting out of the Dollar, doesn't mean its going to happen this year or the next year or the year after that, even if you are correct eventually. You're going to be sitting on this play for years and years, if not decades, and through multiple endless wars if countries actually do decide to break away from the Dollar (yeah good luck being bullish on emerging economies literally at war with the US and opting out of the larger global economy), before your play ever comes to fruition. Almost as dumb as tying up all your capital and buying Silver in the hopes that 20 years from now it will moon to some insane parabolic level.

>>53974432
Greed. I'm still kicking myself for not selling at 90¢. I'd have made out with 40 thousand fucking dollars but didn't take profits because everyone proclaimed 3-5$ was a real possibility. It literally felt like I was high on drugs when it peaked and I'm sure others had already convinced themselves the same.

>>53974447
>The US is still the 2nd largest exporter in the world despite all the out sourcing to china.
Our trade deficit last year was nearly a trillion dollars.

>10yr - 2yr curve is at -103bps
>10yr Yield at 3.97%
>2yr Yield at 5%

I thought the feds had inflation under control

>>53974485
These are both true. The imperial nation core is usually trade deficit because the bourgeoise want exotic goods. But the US has a ton of industry still. To act like the only business is spreadsheets is silly.

>>53974481
As long as you made money, no point worrying about what could've been. Pretty rare to be the one who sells the exact top.
Anyone who lost money should re-evaluate their strategies.

>>53974476
Anon if you think today was bad, wait until no name Reps make stupid gotcha sound bites for Powell tomorrow. It’s gonna be bloody and brutal

>>53974508
kek, no.

>>53974247
lol, this really triggered the discord shills

>>53974477
>pay lip service
Russia and China are already trading without the dollar. Saudi Arabia, basically Nixon's underpinning for the post-bretton woods dollar, has already said they are open to settling trade without the dollar. All of South America is actively involved in setting up a trade system outside SWIFT. Several countries are applying to BRICS. This is not "lip service" and it is happening right now, not in decades' time. This is also not the 90s, America does not have the hegemony necessary to project force hard enough to topple anyone who does not want to use SWIFT. The unipolar order is dying, and with it the dollar dies.

>>53974508
Cool it with the anti-semitism.

>>53974509
I didn't say "only", I said "a huge chunk". And it's true. You can't just replace $1 trillion dollars of goods every single year, for free, and expect the currency to not implode.

>>53974509
Try not being an illiterate retard next time.

>>53974521
>Vatnik thinks the U.S. is collapsing

Shouldn’t you be deployed to Ukraine by now? I’ll try to keep an eye out for the drone footage of you getting turned into red mist

>>53974508
This is so antisemetic dude you need to watch yourself this is not ok

>>53974356
I opened a position, and I intend to expand it.

>>53974508
Yo this nigga listening to news and shit.

>>53974521
>Russia and China are already trading without the dollar.
Have fun eating Chinese gutter oil.

>>53974514
nothing is going to happen Powell said everything he could say today, he basically just repeated what he repeated in February without saying disinflation 15 times a minute

>>53974521
>Saudi Arabia, basically Nixon's underpinning for the post-bretton woods dollar, has already said they are open to settling trade without the dollar. All of South America is actively involved in setting up a trade system outside SWIFT. Several countries are applying to BRICS.

All of this is in fact "lip service" and empty rhetoric for the foreseeable future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4H5X4fjq90

And the consequences of China trading with Russia have yet to be determined. I sure wouldn't place a bullish bet on a country at war with their largest customer and investor.

>>53974540
>IT'S THE VATNIKS!!!
Cool 1PBTID, discord tranny.

>>53974521
>Several countries are applying to BRICS
BRCIS isnt an organization. Its a group of developing nations that were called that by Goldman Sachs for investment purposes. The Us has total hegemony right now. Any doubt over Afghanistan got eradicated when Russia cant even beat a handful of himars. 90s US tech. Kazahs are turning away from Russia, Georgia has riots against russia. New nations joining NATO. The US just got the best diplomatic victory in decades.
>>53974529
That is true. But none of it depends on china really. Its all moving to vietnam and cambodia already. It will just keep moving to the next cheap slave state.
>>53974539
Trying making an argument tard.

>>53974360
kek Great depression 2.0 might happen this year too

>>53974574
>Brics was founded by GS
You are being too much of a stereotype well poisoner

>>53974574
Sorry, I don't "argue" with retards. I just make fun of them.
Inbred.

>>53974521
>implessive

>>53974572
Imagine defending China. A country being investigated for illegally helping a corrupt shithead like Trudeau win elections in Canada. They are not your friend nor the answer to your woes with the current state of the West (of which I have many myself).

>>53974584
2 weeks?

Dollar won't die until it crushes other currencies with a huge spike in its value relative to foreign currencies. Then the world will drop it out of necessity. Offshore dollar debt will start defaulting and borrowers will either tell the lenders to pound sand or renegotiate into new terms with a different currency.

>>53974567
So do you want me to dissect this whole retarded video or do you have a specific point to make?
>All of this is in fact "lip service" and empty rhetoric for the foreseeable future.
It's literally not rhetoric, they are hashing out the details as we speak. What do you want? For Lula to march into washington and shoot biden in the face and declare global brazilifaction?

>>53974591
>Brics was founded by GS
Its not founded, its an acronym. Its not a thing.
>>53974594
Not an argument. Go back to buying gold. Maybe you make it by 2080.

>>53974608
it started about 3 years ago

>>53974617
It always amazes me that people of your kind are physically able to breathe without assistance in spite of your severe disabilities.

Look at all the 1PBTID/low post count shills suddenly flooding into the thread to shill off topic neoliberal CNN-tier geopolitics. Someone must have linked to /smg/ in the NAFO shill discord because of too much wrongthink.

HAPPENING INTC GOING TO INFINITY
>>>/pol/418823192

TRKA WTF WTF

I just inherited a small but not insubstantial amount of money. Not enough to buy a house otherwise I’d do that. I’ve read a lot but it’s all “in peace times” advice. I’m worried my stocks will tank and I’ll be left with $0.

Any advice?

>>53974574
>BRCIS isnt an organization
Retarded. So the New Development Bank is just something Goldman Sachs made up? The architecture of BRICS isn't real because you said so? The copium is getting so dense it might collapse into a black hole.

>>53974635

mix of overreaction and potentially false reports. i averaged down and will ride this shit out a bit

>>53974634
as long as those indians are still in charge, the pump won't last long

>>53974642
>>53974625
People who invest off of pol doomer scroll arent rational. Gl on buying rubles. Im sure it will work out for you.

>>53974608
this stupid unfunny meme needs to fucking die

>>53974638
All in on URNM, the fuel of the future.

raise your hand if you are hooked

>>53974612
>durr video 2 long 4 poopee brain

hey dipshit, if you're going to place all your money and capital on a hypothetical, magical, sensationalist, once in a millennia event happening tomorrow, you might want to take in both sides of the argument before you potentially lose your shirt. sorry its not your typical bite size, ADD-brain tiktok video, but if you must get a tl;dr its that argentina's and brazil's currencies are not compatible with each other and their economies are not at par with each other, making this the dumbest, most FUDtarded move to bet in favor of in the near term future.

>futures

>>53974624
must be the slowest crab into a crash in the history of crashes, more like a flat correction

>>53974638
treasurydirect dot gov start buying 6month bonds and roll them every expiry until that yield is under 3%

>>53974696
>the bear will leave it's cave forever

>The first four were initially grouped as "BRIC" (or "the BRICs") in 2001 by Goldman Sachs economist Jim O'Neill,
>New Development Bank: Founded 2014
>Since 2009, they have increasingly formed into a more cohesive geopolitical bloc,
Jim O'Neill is the founding father of BRIC, then based on his founding vision they created NDB.

>>53974682
You have no idea how short I am.

>>53974682
i may be hooked

>>53974697
and all it took was massive fiscal and monetary policy to kick the can a little longer. history will regard 2020 as the start, we're on borrowed time and no one can pay it back.

>>53973911
>>53973936
80% got the damn vax
Disproportionately more women than men
Clean ovaries are suddenly a very limited resource.
Jap women off the menu forever

What stocks will profit from this?

>>53974665
>retarded tourist can't even spell board names right
>>>/r/eddit/

>>53974668
It'll die the same day as the US economy.

>>53974737
>you have to spell it with the //

>>53974736
>Jap women off the menu forever
What? Were you really planning on having kids with a yellow bird? East Asians are strictly for pleasure, not for breeding.

>>53974732
Did you miss the 2020/21 bull run? You bear cultist have one thing wrong, the liquidity that entered the economy is not just gone, there wont be a liquidity crisis even if the fed goes above 5% and take rate higher than core, which is unlikely

>>53974736
$crsp we have the technology and way less of a premium now, just imagine "CRISPR uses new A.I. to run protein folding algo" hit the wire

>>53974247
betting against america lol

>>53973838
You can confidently tell them you've had 0% losses so far.

>>53974758
>e liquidity that entered the economy is not just go
This. Apple and Berkshire are sitting on hundreds of billions. The liquidity isnt gone its just shuffled around.

>>53974765
This could be a hit thanks a lot man. I dont usually fuck with biotech because it's a lottery, but some exposure would be nice and i believe in gene therapy a lot.

2 year yield is now at the 2006 high water mark

>>53974758
>muh bull muh bear muh stock market
lol

>>53974714
>roll them
What mean?

I’m gonna get back to researching stuff this week but it’s a lot to take in for a newb.

>>53974758
I retired off of it. for the last 20 years the market has been rescued by the fed. There are two possibilities.
The fed sits on its heels and we crab.
The fed is more aggressive and we start a dumpening.
a strong rally is not sustainable without money printer

>yields
It's fucking over. US sovereign debt crisis imminent. Full weimar collapse by 2024.

Update for earlier:
So, as I said earlier
>Fuck this market, I'm going to get a massage and a blowjob from an Asian
Well, turns out my semi-regular place has a bad ass little Chink with fake tits that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She gave me a deal on the bringing the other pretty sexy Asian. Long story short, I got a great massage and sucked and fucked two hot Asians for 320 bucks. Then I went and played golf.
>10/10 day

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH BOIL

I ZOOMED THE FUCK OUT AND MAN THIS SHIT HAS NOT HAD A GREEN DAY SINCE 2011 at $30k WHAT MAKES YOU DELUSIONAL NIGGERS THINK THAT THIS WILL GO UP
BRO
I BOUGHT A FUCKING SCAM

WHAT THE FUCK ZOOM OUT NIGGER


I AM A BOIL B(AHHHHH)GGIE

I AM RETARDED

I BOUGHT THE RUMOR

I AM WOMACK

LIQUIDATED

WAGIE HELL

>>53974796
a market wide strong rally maybe not, but a series of pump and dump with capital becoming gypsy tier, certainly. There is not going to be a dump, get it in your head

>>53974754
If the shedding is persistent, they’re off the menu for anything

>>53974793
The treasury will auto deposit it back to your bank account. You buy new ones immediately.

>>53974813
cope

>>53974809
enjoy AIDS

>>53974827
about what? The only ones I see coping after they wetted their pants over a small correction last year are 2800 cultists, that have been waiting for 2 weeks for at least since November 2021

do any of you guys actually buy efts?

Hmm WBD issued revised contract terms to the CEO. Basically if the company hits certain targets he gets a fat bonus on top of his normal compensation. Nothing new about that. Interesting though that they included a provision on what happens if he's fired or decides to leave in 2023-2024. Not that far away. The company can be legally sold under the terms of the T-Discovery merger in 2024 though. Can't imagine him leaving and giving up all that money. Unless someone (or something) comes along and gives him way more. Just saying.

>>53974813
>There is not going to be a dump,
The US housing market is overvalued by 50%
The Chink housing market is overvalued by 75%
The US stock market is overvalued by a third even at current earnings

>>53974812
zoom in

>>53974842
WHAT IS AN ELETRONIC TRANFER FUD?

>>53974812
Boil is an inverse ETF they all mathematically have to go to zero over time.

>>53974849
so 2800 in 2 weeks sometimes in 2024 after the 12th retest of 4000

The PIVOOOOOOOOT is coming in an ultimate blow to bobo. The news will circlejerk about how "le heckin EPIC JPOW saved the day just like the marvel movies!"

>>53974839
Worth it

>>53973802
>casually outsources fabs overseas
>does jack shit with regards to video cards
Intel is a value trap

>>53974863
>after the 12th retest of 4000
Most likely.

>>53973869
Remember that crabs can go for over a decade when that happens. Make sure you own more than beta i.e. large cap

>>53974872
when in the mean time 10000s of stocks have made short and mid term 3x and corrected again by a few dozen % while you boomers hang in 5% bonds locked. lol

>>53974808
what about yields?

>>53974818
>shedding
Are we talking hair, like completely smooth women? No vellus hair or anything?

>>53974793
Well when 6months ends you'll get your cash back +5%, then assuming there's going to be another 6 months in the world you buy them same day. Plus you get to directly pay your country. Best part is that there's no equity risk so it's risk free. If you dumped it at a high yield dividend stock like jepi or abbv it could drop in price as fast or faster than the dividend value.

>>53974656
Best of luck bro. I unironically hope you and the rest of trka holders pull through.

>>53974812
that's what leverage decay does to volatile stocks. imagine how shitty the chart would look if it was 3x lol, it would need to be rebalanced every month

>1 year at 5.25%
OHFUC

>>53974883
they're doing a poopy doopy

>>53974858
it's not. this is the price action of a crabbing underlying

>>53974858
>>53974894
So (smacks libs)
Ya tellin me that
If (runs out of breff)
THE PRICE OF OIL
goes DOWN
boil rises (like muh dik)

>>53974842
Yes

>>53974842
you don't?

>>53974930
no

>>53974930
no you retarded nigger i didnt mention oil at all what the fuck are you saying

I have no stonks

>>53974812
Mine is still up over 6%. It was nearly 8 but did some relaxing during the after hours.

Short UK

>>53975031
fat

>>53975031
Ftse is at ath

>>53975001
How long can you hold BOIL before rebalancing becomes an issue with your P/L? Never held a leveraged ETF long term before.

Am I crazy or do you all think as well the world doesn't give a shit how much money america prints? Unless it reaches china levels of depreciation of value or actually causes mass chaos in markets companies will still expand their userbases and profit margins will increase year over year.

i am not a hyper bearish or bullish person but I can't fathom an economic collapse overnight. Stagnation then recession into depression is what we're heading for imo

>>53974951
>>53974962
What the fuck is BOIL then? It’s a Bloomberg oil tracker no?

>>53975044
why is the market so racist?

>>53975098
If sofr should spike to 20% than I would worry, but that wont happen.

Yeah, I'm thinking the market's back

>>53975132
What's the holdings breakdown? How much is still in China?

>>53975081
No idea, me either, I'm experimenting at safe amounts, yet absolutely intent towards making the most of it. I hope to at least recoup my stupid TSLA play loss.

poop

>>53975105
Natural gas

>>53974416
I'm still expecting my cut...

>>53974180
nigger. After searching the internet, this demon appears to be a method of profit taking and averaging down which isn't completely guaranteed, but has an advantage when the assets don't just trend in one direction, which things usually don't. It benefits from mean reversion.

>>53975081
In contrast to Shannon's Succubus, you should only hold those when the underlying is trending in the right direction. So is this a fakeout before underpriced natural gas goes up, or is it fucked?

>>53975044
Because the pound has shit the bed

>>53975105
Natty gas my man, and not even a good one at that. So many days where the value diverges from what its holdings do.

anybody got the buy side number at close? what are the odds we gape down

>>53974034
Wtf happened to banks

Reminder that you have 7 years before the Great Reset will begin.

>>53975279
I bet you said that seven years ago too.

>>53975217
Ath is ath especially if monetary base shrunk at the same time

>>53975215
so in an upward biased stock that is highly volatile it will return more because eventually you buy in when lower and return more on the upswing

>>53975233
What is a superior one and what makes it so?

I'm planning on putting some money into MU, TXN, and INTC because China is likely going to invade Taiwan at some point. what are your thoughts? I'll probably invest an equal dollar amount into each. I'm gonna wait a bit to invest in INTC, though, I could see it dropping further from here

2 year is now above 5.05, wonder if it'll be up by over 10 bepis by open tomorrow?

>>53975313
Yes.

>>53975318
don't forget soxs

>>53975320
>over 5 handles
wtf

>>53975324
tax considerations probably make it even more complicated to determine viability though.

>>53975348
You remove the part you owe to irs on every profitable trade from the game

>>53975288
not in dollar terms

Uhhh, goldbug bros.... It's not looking good
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/perth-mint-sold-billions-doped-gold-china-tried-cover-it-report

>>53973812
Why wouldn’t she have a dick?

>>53975331
do you know what percent of the companies held by SOXS rely on taiwanese manufacture? I only know TSMC. SOXS also has all the American companies I mentioned that I'm hoping will rise when they have to be relied on vs TSMC which will then be controlled by china and potentially tampered with

>>53973864
ew that’s dirty

>>53975392
drywall4gold
you get what you freaking deserve

>>53975376
Why should a British speculator care about dollar if he pays in pound for his expenses

>>53975392
>The WA government-owned mint, which is the largest refiner of newly mined gold in the world, started 'doping' its gold in 2018 - a process which involves mixing in silver or copper while still keeping the purity above 99.99 per cent.
>The 124-year-old Perth Mint is Australia's biggest gold refinery with a turnover of almost $22billion last financial year.
>The 'doping' program was introduced in 2018 with an expected saving of about $620,000 a year - a tiny fraction of the mint's turnover.
What the fuck were they thinking?

oh well you know what that means
>SOXL

>>53975423
Australia is inarguably one of the most corrupt countries on the face of the earth, this kind of thing is par for the course for them.

>>53975392
Kek based

>>53975436
Sure, but in this case the reward is just so slim compared to the risk

the crabs deserve to get killed and eaten in sushi rolls

>>53974155
>Dividends pay pennies
Which you can use to buy cool stuff

>>53975441
Corruption typically occurs alongside greed and the root cause of both is stupidity.

>>53975392
imagine china suddenly deciding shit needs to be to spec

>>53975426
I dont trust it, Im just planning to invest those 3 domestic manufacturers to benefit from the CHIPS act and to speculate they'll take over some market share from taiwan companies. Idk what all the holdings of SOXX will do in response to a taiwanese invasion

>>53975392
Does this affect the Melbourne mint? I was gonna an old sovereign from there. May hold off now. I guess penal colonies aren't trustworthy.

>>53975467
Basedboys should be disallowed from buying cool empire spaceships. You should have to show proof of authentic nazi memorabilia or be forced to buy the millenium falcon instead

>>53975472
The root cause of wanting advantages for yourself is... stupidity?
Yikes! Go ahead and donate your brain to science right now or you're stupid!

>>53975479
This, getting a taste of their own medicine.

>>53975482
so soxs

>>53975472
In a prisoners dilemma if you know your counter part is somebody like you its always best to act against the pareto efficient outcome

>>53975493
Found the Ausfailian, kek

>>53975279
You really like that image don't you.
here have a similar cycle doomer

>>53975392
>believing chinks
since most fake everything comes from china and they have the infrastructure to make billions of fakes im just gonna assume its chinks trying to pull a fast one on foreigners for the billionth time

Yo how fucking retarded is it that we're somehow back to "oh my GOD the Fed is going to raise rates?!?!" after literally an entire year of that being the on-paper "real reason" for the stock market shitting the bed. No one is even saying anything new, it's all just reframed by faggot media headlines. Inflation fears simply cannot be the logical reason for why the market should move one way or another at this point, if the market is truly "forward looking". Absolutely fucking insane. I think we're just going to crab around in this channel we've been in since January until everyone realizes that being bearish is monumentally ignorant and then we're off to the moon again.

>>53975233
Like today natty gas was up like 2 percent yet BOIL was negative most of the day

>>53975558
Both nat gas and boil have pretty similar charts for the day. Red until afternoon.

hmm what's up with chinese shipping?

https://youtu.be/RTtK3kHyv7s

>>53975554
Everyone thought the current rate would be the end of it. They're fucking idiots, and this shit is going to 10% no matter what anyone wants. Jerome put on his rape pants last year and told everyone as much and the willfully ignorant just decided they weren't rape pants so here we are.

why are financial markets so comfy to watch, bros?

I wish I knew morecabout stocks lads. Will there be another gamestop type short ?

>>53975581
I thought China finally reopened for the 12th time

>>53974360
Those flint stone vitamins tasted fucking horrible

>>53975392

Those are not chocolate bars as per the bait image. They're 4nines fine or 24k carat gold, it's just that the ching-chongs were demanding more than that and the aussies were betting they wouldn't really check. Bad bet.

Regardless the Perth mint are known to be scumbags already for other reasons. Namely they're part of the paper gold shenanigans, i.e. they sell gold they don't have.

>>53975598
The orange ones were good desu

>>53975524
Oh no... it's retarded :(

>>53975582
>Everyone thought the current rate would be the end of it
No one thought that though? The dot plot has never implied that, we've been scheduled for rate hikes through summer 2023 for months, maybe a year
>Jerome put on his rape pants
Lmao that is delusional. The "most aggressive rate hikes in history" have resulted in historically low interest rates. Rates that anyone who bought a house in the last 35 years would have loved to have on their loans. Bears are such faggot shortsighted contrarians.

>>53975554
Not retarded at all. You're just a typical NPC with a short term memory. The presumption was rates would be raised all last year, inflation would cool by the start of 2023, and then we would start pausing right hikes or even cutting rates right about now. And so far we were basically right cue, until the last CPI report came out and showed inflation going back up again. Now the markets are crashing because the news shocked the markets and we are not only not pausing or cutting rates, now we are pricing in 50 bps rate hike for March, which is even bigger than the 25 bps rate we had in January. Anybody with an IQ above 80 knew that as soon as the last CPI report came in hotter than expected about two-three weeks ago that we were fucked for March.

>>53975587
idk, maybe one of these

https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/short-interest

>>53975641
They were all horrible

You remember celery sticks with peanut butter? That was good

>>53975554
The market is impatient as fuck they want a bull market again
Simple as that

>>53975594
My guess is that it won't fully 'reopen' until WW3 kicks off or at least they start a trade war with USA.

>>53975660
> You remember celery sticks with peanut butter? That was good
The peanut butter fell off immediately. It was the dumbest shit ever

>>53975582
5%, 7% or 99%, there is still more than enough liquidity in the market. Monetary base declined but not close to anywhere near the last 40 years

>>53975585
the feeling of being apart of something larger than yourself

>>53975674
>still more than enough liquidity in the market
People are trying to say that no one buying means liquidity issues when its that no one wants to front run the fed. There isnt any advantage to buying bonds that the fed just immediately causes to lose value. So theyre all just sitting in cash waiting.

>>53975669
Shut the fuck up and don’t reply to me again

>>53975679
Based. Even at night theres always a market open to watch.

I have returned to writing my novel length adventure of me and Marina Datillo. I miss the schizo market days...

>>53975684
Not talking bonds, those are for boring people. Rate hikes, powell could go and say 1200 bepis and beside the algo dump nothing would happen.

New thread:
>>53975707
>>53975707
>>53975707

>>53975692
I keep Bloomberg LIve running 24/7 from the E*TRADE feed and see/hear the Asians, Middle East, and European markets commentaries as they happen. It is incredible to have such easy access to that much of the global pulse (there's still a lot more to the global pulse).