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Rolex Edition

>> No.53970832

>>53970827
shit thread

>> No.53970839
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>>53970827
Where are the fucking links

>> No.53970842

>>53970827
DIE STOCK MARKET, DIE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.53970844
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Bullniggers…
Oh no no no…

>> No.53970848

>>53970827
You think if he showed up wearing a $10 plastic Swatch they'd give him a raise?

>> No.53970859
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>>53970827
SKYT will hit $100 per share within two years.

>> No.53970861

>>53970844
>you can just print trillions of dollars with no consequences at all!

I'm old enough to remember elite economists telling us this for years

>> No.53970863

I bought UVXY
please enjoy power hour

>> No.53970864

>muh fed
>muh rates
>muh inflation

>> No.53970866

>>53970839
link my dick to uranus fagget

>> No.53970868

SPXS, SRTY, or SQQQ?

>> No.53970872

>>53970844
This is the great reset tin foil hat bros are pretty much undefeated at this point

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Man what a week huh?

>> No.53970881

>>53970859
SKYT will hit $1 per share in the next few months. Then it will reverse split 1:100.

>> No.53970882

>>53970839
I never use them, everything is bookmarked or idc about it

>> No.53970883
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>>53970866

>> No.53970889
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53970889

Somebody talk me out of throwing $1000 at SJIM right now.

>> No.53970890

>>53970861
You can print as much as you want but must NEVER:
1) give it to goyim
2) let wagies out of their cagies

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>>53970879

>> No.53970905

>>53970868
TQQQ

>> No.53970909

>>53970879
Tintin, it's Monday.

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>>53970889
Seriously didn’t know SJIM and LJIM actually went live, thought it was just a meme

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>>53970889
Why would you short anything in a near-constant bull market?

>> No.53970925

>>53970921
t. cramer

>> No.53970930

>>53970859
wood berry

>> No.53970940

>>53970921
K, putting the $1000 in now. This this the motivation I needed. Will post my purchase shortly. Perma-bulls are the best motivation to short.

>> No.53970945

>>53970921
You think LJIM is a better bet?

>> No.53970950

>>53970693
>Hmmm, which one of these companies (over bloated failing Intel or up and coming Skywater already working hand in hand with the defense industry) will the oligarchs want to pump?
Yeah, I'm sure the oligarchs are magically going to violate the process they laid out and give your microcap billions in funding for free. Any day now. The funding is coming.

Notice how SKYT shills are completely unable to refute facts. With a maximum of 35% government funding support through loans + direct subsidies, I wonder which company will better be able to scale out production
>microcap with $30m cash balance (and shrinking)
>megacap with $28b (yes, billion) cash balance, and growing now that the gutted the dividend

Hmm, I wonder which company has more ability to fund the development expenses and submit proposals that gives them access to subsidies... What a mystery, who could possibly guess?

>>53970820
>Nobody reads them, not even the lawyers.
This is true. But its still funny how laughably weak their own due diligence is. I don't even really give a single shit about this random microcap, but I can still run circles around these shills by pulling up a single document. They legitimately believe they're going to get billions of dollars, randomly, for free. I'd almost say they're more delusional than GME holders at this point.
There'll probably be a 30% intraday decline on the first ER after this initial proposal period passes and everyone finds out SKYT got a $20m allocation or some shit. Most likely there'll be a massive dilution before that point though. Management would be retarded not to, and as a reminder this is a management team that was self-aware enough to dump their steaming turd onto public markets back in the peak SPAC/IPO hype of spring 2021.

>> No.53970953

200 ma, 15 minute chart, rejected for NVDA. it's ogre

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>>53970881
>no bewbs to back up his prediction

Sorry for your loss

>> No.53970957

Holy shit, I went to shit and now my BOIL is up 7.3%

>> No.53970961

>>53970896
Nigger, you made me check

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Purchase complete. Ol' fathands is back in the game. Me versus Cramer. I think we all know who is going to win.

>> No.53970976

>>53970889
>There's an actual cramer ETF now
Kek how did I miss this

>> No.53970993

power hour starting

>> No.53971003

>>53970976
SARK was one thing but specifically building and shorting a basket of Cramer stocks honestly seemed dicey. Glad the SEC signed off.

>> No.53971004

>>53970945
Obviously. Name a better portfolio than a random assortment of, like... Smucker, AMD, Meta and Boeing.

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>>53970976
Probably why Cramer took the last week off lmao

>> No.53971008

>>53970961
It was perfect wasn't it? Didn't even need to edit it.

>> No.53971020

>>53971004
God, it's like an alternate universe Dow.

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there are anons itt who unironically believed in muh no landing

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>>53970839


>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates


>>53970620

at least it wasn't early

>> No.53971032
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Nothing ever happens

>> No.53971034

>>53970889
>LJIM -.22%
>SJIM -2.05%
You'd be better off with Cathie.

>> No.53971038

when are the circuit breakers
I demand bloodshed

>> No.53971039
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>>53971032
is this bullish?

>> No.53971040

>>53971004
Everything Cramer has ever shilled has been at the very least, a short term disaster. He is the kiss of death. The sign to the rest of the Jews that it's time to sell.

>> No.53971056

>>53971039
people keep taking credit to consume expecting the inflation trend to keep its direction and be able to pay off the debt or refinance it down the line at a better rate. Figure it out

>> No.53971082

>>53971040
Everyone shits on cramer but he's the one who openly admitted hoe hedge funds fuck people over. Remember that cramer was also the only one who straight up called the 2008 financial crisis.

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Samantha says to slurp the dip

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today was a good day bros

https://youtu.be/fWNaR-rxAic

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how do they know the stocks for SJIM / LJIM?
is it from his retarded paid service where he shills shit to his boomer clients?

>> No.53971107

>>53971082
Old cramer is not new Cramer. He just a shameless shill now. Any humility he used to have is long gone.

>> No.53971112

>>53971093
Samantha is trying to ruin you.

>> No.53971114

>>53971039
People can't afford to live so they max out their credit card to the limit. Of course it's bearish. Any further inflation increase and it all comes tumbling down, not to mention increased rates will strain other debts just as well.

>> No.53971122

>>53971082
He also had one of the worst calls in history saying Bear Stearns was fine in 2008 almost immediately prior to their death.

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>>53971040
The only problem is SJIM is only holding for 1 week when it usually takes longer to play out
>>53971082
Thanks Cramer we all know you found us after WSB said 4chan with a Bloomberg terminal... Anyways keep it up Jim you are entertaining and worth watching and do drop some good knowledge for people.

>> No.53971132

>>53971114
what a retarded assessment. Join the hidden shitposter

>> No.53971135

>>53971114
Now imagine if they force everyone to pay their student loans on top of all that shit.

>> No.53971134

>>53971114
wait til the HELOCs start to default en masse

>> No.53971137

>>53971093
>listening to trapbots (he will never be a woman bot)
Mike Wilson just said today that the tech stocks have been pushed right back up by speculators and not fundamentals.

>> No.53971138

>>53971093
>he believes a woman
At least try asking dave instead.

>> No.53971139
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53971139

i want to short the hike futures but i don't know the tool, anybody done this on tos or do i need ibkr?

>> No.53971140

>2 year 10 year spread is now 105 basis points

lmao

>> No.53971142

>>53970618
they want to look forward but they just see a repeat of the past, they're looking forward into the rear view mirror lmao.

>> No.53971144

Slurpers unite. 1dte spy

>> No.53971146

>stock market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TXY6SNuD4

>> No.53971150
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>3mo t-bills paying 5%+
>jp saying terminal rate will be higher
discount rate on stocks is going to be huge if investors can make 6% risk free... what's the time to just keep money in t-bills versus be trickling into the market?

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Uh, I was at work this morning. Did Jerome Powell come out and say he was going to make Volker look like the biggest pussy in finance history or something?

>> No.53971159

>>53971134
>>53971135
Yup.
>>53971132
>>53971056
Not sure if b8 or single-digit IQ posts.jpg

>> No.53971163

>>53971140
is that more or less inverted than it was? less, right?

>> No.53971166
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>>53970515
>11% unemployment
Jesus fuck, nigger unemployment is usually 2x the national average
>22% nigger unemployment
Imagine the CHIMPOUTS
crime statistics
Walmart/target losses due to theft
You better get guns and ammo, its falling down and we are going full south africa eSeMGee Niggas

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

>> No.53971172

>>53971139
You mean betting on 50 bepis points, right?

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>>53971163
more inverted this shit is ridiculous

>> No.53971178

>>53971158
>wearing an ABDL baby onesie in public like that

pretty hot ngl

>> No.53971181

>>53971166
SWBI bros rise UP

>> No.53971183

>>53971163
More. WAY fucking more. It hasn't been this inverted in over 30 years.

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Shitposter dont need to reply

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this is the bottom, I'm going all in on spy calls

>> No.53971188

Anyone else looking forward to the new Brian Sullivan show on CNBC at 7pm instead of the 5am slot? Brian is probably my favorite host on CNBC, you can tell he’s a crypto right winger but has to keep it in check.

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>>53971163
More, it's crazy inverted

>> No.53971193

>>53971158
that is a man

>> No.53971192

>>53971158
i've been watching it and so far the scariest thing he has said was that in december they thought terminal rate would be somewhere around 5%, but now he expects that when they meet again it will be higher. when we add that into the job market data and core cpi being still pretty hot, i'm guessing markets are saying we could see a 50bp hike and/or a higher terminal rate.

>> No.53971199

>>53971166
Not even reparations could save every Walmart in the US from being looted into oblivion.

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>>53971172
betting against 50, shooting for 25 beeps, bostic can pull his shit again before the 22nd

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>>53971178
idk what that is.

>> No.53971206

>>53971184
You must be 18 or older to browse this site.

>> No.53971208

>>53971158
He said "the terminal rate will be 7% unless that dyke slut Taylor Swift takes my 9 inch python. Raw." You can check on Bloomberg.

>> No.53971212

>>53971166
>You better get guns and ammo, its falling down and we are going full south africa eSeMGee Niggas
Do you think the Feds will flip the table with China or not? China seems really worried the US will kill everyone as it enters terminal decline and is trying to convince Biden to calm down

>> No.53971217

>>53971163
>>53971183
Excuse me, over 40 years, where have the decades gone

>> No.53971219

Still buying and holding JEPI

>> No.53971220

>>53971174
>>53971183
>>53971191
I don't understand... why?! I mean the fed has said rates are going to be up for a while, but I guess that means people expect them to be up for 2 years and then at some point drop lower? I guess that sort of makes sense since a recession would hit at some point over the next ten years (if not soon)

>> No.53971222

>>53971166
Kek not for long. Walmart is closing all of it's stores in Portland. They will create a food desert on the west coast before too long. You chimp out long enough, companies start to leave the zoo.

>> No.53971225

>>53971200
That is an awful bet and I cannot in good conscience help you throw away money like that.

>> No.53971226
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Shiposter don't need to reply

>> No.53971232

>>53971093
>be woman
>defaults to slurping stuff

>> No.53971245

>>53971226
It's amazing how you've been posting self-own in every post but you're too dumb to grasp it.

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>>53971208
>Terminal rate shorter than your cock
Embarassing.

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>> No.53971249

>>53971220
I guess the market still expects the inflation problem to go away within a year or two so there's no point in having the 10Y anywhere near as high as the 6M or 1Y

>> No.53971251
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Is this bullish or bearish for casey's' earnings frens?

>> No.53971254

>get told to drop dead and fucking die
>market survives

>> No.53971257

>>53971093
anon, even AI women are dumb whores this is a known fact

>> No.53971258

>>53971226
i've noticed the real estate advertisements in my mailbox are way down

>> No.53971261
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>>53971225
no way jpow is going to increase the velocity. plz it was under 30% yesterday

>> No.53971263

>>53971163
Thats historically insane. This is actually worse than 1980s

>> No.53971264

>>53970950
Nobody reading your essay INTCel

>> No.53971266

>>53971246
Now you know why Volcker hiked to the number he did...

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>> No.53971270

>>53971220
It's because free money has been propping up prices for decades and now that we have no choice but to get rid of it, everything is going to come crashing down. The bond market is reacting accordingly, the stock market is recalcitrant because it's mostly just scams and capital traps.

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shitposters don't need to reply

>> No.53971276

>>53971247
>10Y is higher than 2Y
artificial stupidity at work

>> No.53971278

>>53971247
Impressive. Very nice.

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>>53970827
The government doesn't want me to make it.

We do get a tax free account we can put £20k in PY though.

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>>53971146

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its only up from here!

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>>53971266
I didn't expect to be turned on, but here we are.

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>> No.53971298

>>53971226
I bought DRV too early -_-

>> No.53971302

>>53971298
You and me both.

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>> No.53971308

>>53971097
Idk either, he changes his positions constantly and is vague af these days

>> No.53971313

>>53971261
>no way jpow is going to increase the velocity.
There's no way my pitbull would ever maul the neighbor's kid

>> No.53971320

>>53971263
>people are finally starting to sober up and realizing the coming crisis is going to make the 1970s look like a fucking joke
lol

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>>53971295
>paper money
>chinese toys
AHHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

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>> No.53971327

>>53971264
You don't have to read it. Honestly I don't expect you to read it. The core message is about SKYT shills' collective inability to read relevant information.
The post is there for the more intelligent posters in the thread to collectively get a small chuckle out or your own lack of awareness.

In the end, whether you understand the fundamentals or not they'll eventually arrive to bite you in the ass. The only escape is to dump the hot potato onto some bigger retard before that moment of truth occurs.

>> No.53971328

>>53971287
>bullfags

>> No.53971329

>>53971313
>There's no way Pitbull would ever throw a wild party for my neighbor's kid.

>> No.53971332

>>53971247
>>53971267
You've explained it backwards. Right now 10 year bonds have substantially lower yield, not higher

>> No.53971334
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>>53971313
aight i'll hold my positions

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Wtf happened today? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHOA BLACK BETTY

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>>53971274
Is this real? That's quite significant progress already. I must say, I love Powell.

>> No.53971362

>>53971332
>seriously replying to a chat bot astro turfer
lmfao, take a look in the mirror, you are enabling such shitposters, report and ignore them

>> No.53971367

>>53971335
Jpow said higher for longer while congress dumbasses tried to grill him for not letting inflation run wild

>> No.53971372

BOBO PLEASE STOP
BOBO PLEASE STOP
BOBO PLEASE STOP
BOBO PLEASE STOP

>> No.53971373

>>53971335
"Higher for longer". I think it's some kind of pothead lingo.

>> No.53971381

>>53971358
And while it happened, markets crabbed and nothing ever happened, while fake shitpost bears try to make people sell on arbitrary noise

>> No.53971383
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>Intel's market cap today: $105 billion
>TSMC's market cap today: $437 billion

Intel's market cap in 2030 when their Intel Foundry Services is in full swing, their process becomes better than TSMC's again, and the AI revolution is on us: $1 trillion

TSMC's market cap when China invades Taiwan before 2030 and the bombed out fabs becomes controlled by the heavily sanctioned CCP: $0

>> No.53971396

>>53971373
it means the cock will be higher in your belly for longer
>t. JPizzle

>> No.53971399

>>53971383
It's funny because intcels unironically believe this.

>> No.53971407

>>53971396
H-hot

>> No.53971414

>>53971381
Well, we got slow bubble deflation in 2022. It was deserved tho, I mean I still remember shit like Peloton. Very impressive achievement.

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>> No.53971429
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NGL I'm having a bad time.

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>>53971372
No

>> No.53971433

>two meme ETFs go live and people think the market has bottomed.

>> No.53971436

>>53971383
Intel seems to be working on Quantum Computing instead. Once everyone forgets about generative AI Intel might come out with their QC toys and pump like Nvidia.

>> No.53971452

Mike wilson calling for 415 SPY was a top signal

>> No.53971453
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>>53971270
>government used free money to spend on retarded ass things
>businesses took out free loans and got so drunk the got stuck deep in unprofitable ventures and directions
>houses overinflated due to easy loans
>cars overinflated
>commercial real-estate rent overinflated
>the wage dam that they held back with free money and immigrants finally broke
>everyone loading up on credit to match inflation
>gas prices high as fuck adding more pressure
>boomers denying student loan forgiveness adding potentially more pressure
>Tony Dwyer "No recession has ever been preceeded by stocks hitting the bottom. We will probably crash into 2024."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.53971454

>>53971381
>The housing market can just collapse and it will not affect companies or equities at all
>Banks didn't start immediately leveraging mortgages again by like 2009 no sir

>> No.53971462

>>53971414
yes it sure is, but it shows more that market participants are plane and simply ignoring the political charades. There are enough washington carpet beggars that would have wished for harder corrections and did everything in their limited power to scare the market into it, but as the data shows, disposable income goes up, while monetary base deflates and on top core has seen a steady increasing down trend on smaller and smaller hikes

>> No.53971465

>>53971323
>explain it like i am 1
agaa goo goo

>> No.53971474
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>>53971199
And I forgot about this. Niggers are gonna get exhuberant and uppity and demand more and more.
>ayo crakkka wy alabama ain't givin' reparashion like cali. U crakkas need sum beatin' if no u aint givin' no money.
Then they gonna riot like and some random nigger will get shoot as he wouldn't surrender his weapon after executing the 16y/o popeye's wagie in california. The nigger riots will extend to the rest america.
>>53971212
DEMS need a war to keep pumping and keeps eyes off domestoc issues
>>53971222
>You chimp out long enough, companies start to leave the zoo.
No bc they will accuse them of racism and cuckmericans will boycott. Forcing them to stay. The dug their own grave. It wont take until some sheltered white lesbian girl without paternal figure writes a comment on twitter about this.

>> No.53971476

>>53971454
every nigger with two brain cells deleveraged from November 2021 on and the late comers did the latest in February 2022; since June 2022 smart folks have started to call bullshit and accumulated

>> No.53971479

>>53971453
>Tony Dwyer "No recession has ever been preceeded by stocks hitting the bottom. We will probably crash into 2024."
I remember him being tactically bullish at the start of the year because the 2 year looked like it had peaked. Well, sure enough, buddy, check 2 Year Yield Computer.

>> No.53971484

>>53971453
Student loan forgiveness would immediately pop the bubble. If the debt was just canceled, banks would collapse. If the loans were paid off by the federal government, it would lead to a gigantic inflationary spike.

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>"we need a latino on the federal reserve board"
then we could have more song and dance with guitar

>> No.53971500

>>53971491
Should nominate a Venezuelan for the memes.

>> No.53971502

>>53971474
>No bc they will accuse them of racism and cuckmericans will boycott
You don't get it do you? These companies put up a front and tolerate woke bullshit when they're making money. When they aren't making money and being looted constantly, all that goes out the window. They don't care and can hold out longer than the trannies can seethe.

>> No.53971506

>>53971429
Tomorrows going to be even worse. Today Powell got interrogated by the “adults” in Congress, tomorrow he gets interviewed by the “children”. If you thought Kennedy and Warren’s questions were bad, wait until some dumb Rep goads Powell into saying he’ll hike rates all the way up to 10% to get inflation to 2%

>> No.53971511

>>53971491
>I will burn down the entire federal reserve before I let some spic run this shit
amazing that they let powell get away with that rant

>> No.53971519

>>53971476
t. tech bull in March 2002

>> No.53971521

this market wants higher, barely moved even after powell tried his best to FUD

>> No.53971526
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you push it

>> No.53971529
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>>53971506
I'm starting to think these congress critters have short positions.

>> No.53971530

>>53971506
>adults
>children
This is your brain on moralized stateism

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Oatsbros... I got very suddenly unheemed, wtfwt

>> No.53971534

buying VIX calls with a very long expiry date. can this even go wrong?

>> No.53971539

>>53971529
Not even, the dems are just retards who want more leeway to fund their bullshit programs and inflate away private debts

>> No.53971544

>>53971534
50 cent doesn't seem to

>> No.53971550

>>53971534
contango, or when it comes to options you might call it decay idk

>> No.53971556

>>53971506
Nobody is more retarded when it comes to monetary policy or finance than Elizabeth Warren. We'll be OK.

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>>53971534
yes vix is effected by options 30dte+ the majority of options volume currently is under 30dte so get 40-50c 180dte out and know they'll expire worthless without legit capitulation

>> No.53971559

>>53971544
the rapper?

>> No.53971561

>>53971519
You need to get a grip. What is it, 2000, 2011, 2018, 1929, 1973. Narratives are dead after the failed coof meme force attempt. Latest Morning consult trust studies have institutions below 47% of trust, with Millenials and Gen Z below 35%

>> No.53971564

>>53971550
Physical VIX. Rotting in a warehouse.

>> No.53971568

>>53971559
>late Tuesday someone purchased 100,000 call options for $0.50 each, betting the VIX will spike to 50 in May.
>Then on Wednesday, another 50,000 contracts were bought for $0.51 apiece.

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53971570

die soxl die

>> No.53971578
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53971578

Can you imagine you answering few questions having such huge influence on the market?

>> No.53971580

>>53971556
This

>> No.53971581

>>53971534
VIX options are EU, not US. So they can only be executed at expiry (meaning for you to make money you need to pick the exact date of the moon)

>> No.53971585

>>53971568
based

>> No.53971587
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ok I get it niggers everything is going to shit "AAAAAAHH the world as we know it is literally going to END because of inflation, this is going to be the WORST period since X"
but seriously 5% 3M gov bonds, that's gotta be the best return for the safest investment right? there is nowhere to hide anyways if the bond market collapses

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>>53971484
If you force people to pay it you increase the credit spiral making the landing harder.

Isn't this fun Anon-kun!

>> No.53971590

>>53971578
imagine knowing the portfolios of the people asking the questions and knowing exactly why they are asking them, and still having to answer.

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>>53971578
the voice is mightier than the pen

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>>53971587
>safest investment
uuuh...

>> No.53971600

>>53971556
Warren’s just the loudest because she’s a Senator. The no name Reps from Cleveland, NYC, or Atlanta know it’s their time to shine, so they have to one up being a retard over Warren and Kennedy

>> No.53971603

>>53971587
It's annualized anon

>> No.53971604

>>53971587
And who is supposed to buy them if the majority doesnt trust public institutions

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>>53971585
currently trading at .36

>> No.53971610

>>53971590
Or knowing who took short/long positions right before non-voting Fed members spew contradicting opitnions swinging market 2-5%

>> No.53971612

>>53971476
>warren buffet index peaks at two standard deviations
>"broooo fundamentals don't matter anymore frfr this economy is bussin we going to the moon no cap"

>> No.53971613

>>53971604
The F.E.D.

>> No.53971621

>>53971607
>currently trading at .36
tbf, curtis jackson DID file for bankruptcy. so maybe that will also be analogous

>> No.53971623

You guys got it wrong, Jpow gets joy from tanking the market. He gets his rocks off knowing he is heeming millions of people all over country.

>> No.53971628
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>>53971612
just keep buying

>> No.53971631

>rocker brags to the lansing crew about being a big time youtuber
>'o-of course i can't reveal my channel, to prevent any infetterence'
>someone, probably a roastie whose haunted mineshaft he was trying to spelunk, finds the channel after a few cursory searches
>DELTE FUCKING EVERYTHING

>> No.53971637

>>53971613
they are letting theirs mature, now since a good 9 months, not looking forward to support congress lining its own and the pockets of their donators

>> No.53971641

>>53971628
no

>> No.53971645

>>53971587
Anything below 10% return is shit and useless. That's ignoring, of course, inflation, i.e. assuming you're keeping the rate and coasting as inflation disappears.

>> No.53971650

>>53971610
Yes they all need to be violently executed on national television. If our government was functioning they would be immediately removed from positions of power for this shit. Especially the non-voting Fed members like holy shit at least in a government position you have a loose alibi.

>> No.53971653

>>53971603
yes I know, still a decent return
>>53971604
I buy and hold till expiration?

>> No.53971660

>>53971600
You just called Elizabeth Warren an "adult". Let that sink in and then get back to me.

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>>53971641
stocks only go up, didn't you hear? the bear market is over we won't even need to "land" at all!

>> No.53971673

>>53971653
You could as well just burn your money. Ask the Germans and Austrians that held on to their bonds in the 1920s

>> No.53971677
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53971677

>finally an NFT comes out that I really really want
>never learned how to NFT so I missed it completely

Are NFTs as fucked as stocks? Are all rick assets fucked?

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>>53971596
The US government won't default. The parties will bicker for a while but eventually work out some kind of agreement. They always do. Everything will be fine.

>> No.53971688

>>53971637
Yeah, for now. But in a bond market collapse they'll do what the gilt market just did: QE buying alongside rape hikes.

>> No.53971695

>>53971587
>5% 3M gov bonds, that's gotta be the best return
there's a reason why bonds are that high, because people shun what doesn't beat inflation

>> No.53971699

bros do I hold AZUL till tomorrow or sell before close. i'm already up like 20%.... but the pig inside of me is calling...

>> No.53971700

>>53971673
ok nigger what's the alternative then huh?
you gonna tell me if it all goes up that stocks are going to keep their value?

>> No.53971703

>>53971677
>buying monkey jpegs
We're not even close to the bottom are we?

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>>53971373
Could be

>> No.53971706

>>53971561
It's the dot com bubble again. Albeit, in the latter half of it. A bunch of retarded nonsense and hebrew tricks being propped up by infinite free money that stops being infinite. Obviously the crypto boom and subsequent bust is the purest example of blatant speculative greed gripping the financial sector, but so is say, google spending 300 billion fucking dollars on a chat bot and then hiring an army of programmers to keep it from saying "nigger". And certainly not just them, pretty much every major company has become a daycare for do-nothing retards, assuming they even have to come in to work at all, while blowing countless amounts of cash on dumb vanity projects. All while the customer is becoming increasingly over-leveraged. If you look at the inflation reports, do you know what's the one product that's consistently dis-inflating? Consumer tech. Wages are hot, employment is maxed out, but people have no disposable income, and now the interest rate is going to prevent wages from further increasing and causing a wage-price feedback loop. It's unsustainable. We have gone off the ledge and it's only a matter of time until the tech companies realize that they can't just rely on investment from each other, at some point someone has to actually sell a real fucking product to customers.

>> No.53971709

>>53971695
I meant "bond yields are that high"

>> No.53971710

>>53971688
there is always the option of having the freak show default and use the defacto Anarcho Tyrannic political environment to expand its own power. They have a mandate, price stability and full employment

>> No.53971711
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>>53971225
w00t i figured it out, thanks fren

>> No.53971717

>>53971677
NFTs are a decentralized patent and title system. That means they'll have 0 real world use for at least another 20 years. Until then they're a casino, Pokemon cards.

>> No.53971718

Im buying calls now and this cannot possibly go wrong

>> No.53971721

>>53971703
still have a ways to go. I wonder where in rate rises stock markets bottomed historically.

>> No.53971723
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>>53971502
Companies get scared of boycotts. Especially from the typical consOOmer faggot. And these faggots support all this gay shit, because they are faggots. They are their biggest consumer. Do you think they care about the rural Joe who occasionally buys and if he buys he may go somewhere else bc he's looking for the best deal or do you think they care about the loud twitter faggot who buy from them, at whatever price, just because of 'loyalty'?

>> No.53971726

>>53971700
Lean hogs, unironically. Pigs can eat anything, especially city slickers.

>> No.53971727

>>53971706
I dont read chat bot replies

>> No.53971741

>>53971723
Ever heard of "go woke, go broke" cletus?

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>>53971718
why? solid technical bounce level, but the event risk anon you didn't consider the event risk

>> No.53971754

>>53971695
well what does beat inflation?
stocks don't look appetizing right now and instead of holding cash I want to minimize the inflation assrape

>> No.53971756

>>53971727
A chat bot wouldn't say "nigger".

>> No.53971759

Where are the call buyers? my asshole is being reamed! cmon!

>> No.53971763
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53971763

Lean hogs and OJ still strong

>> No.53971775

>>53971711
Well like I said, I'm not rooting for you to lose money, so go hog wild, screencap, and gloat here if you snag a win.

>> No.53971781

>>53971717
>>53971703
These are really fucking good though

>> No.53971779

>>53971756
and a human would not repeat the bullshit line of
>over leveraged
after literally everyone has deleveraged for a year straight

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>>53971759
yeah but you need share buyers fren

>> No.53971783

>>53971723
>Companies get scared of boycotts.
Nah they don't. Not big ones. They know that almost no consumer has any kind of actual conviction. They don't work and never have.

>> No.53971787

Alright Bond Red Pills now!

What bonds should I be buying?!
Foreign bond dare we ponder?!
Bond MAXXING?!

>> No.53971791
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53971791

>Retail bought?
>Dump eet

>> No.53971796

>>53971754
Ker mod titties.

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>>53971587
Treasuries are pretty nice, but don't delude yourself into thinking it's a real return. It's just capital preservation.
You owe taxes on the interest and it's at your typical short term income rate so really you're only getting 3-4% post-tax, and after adjusting for inflation you're not gaining anything at all.

I don't understand anyone bidding on anything past 6M though.

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>>53971775
40k volume is solid i didn't know these were that popular. imma start on paper then we shall see maybe june

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>>53971706
Meta has a project called Lazarus, and the AI has gotten excellent at impersonating people, and can post things they would say, age progressed photos of them doing things, how often they post,cl etc. They claim it's so people can live on online after they are dead to communicate with loved ones, but that's all bullshit. An entire island could be killed or imprisoned, and nobody else would have any clue they are gone or that anything has happened to them. Scary shit

>> No.53971818

>>53971787
Obviously either buy equity in companies that are going to keep growing and expanding their market share or tech start ups in non classic financial markets that keep better dividends than bonds at even 10%

>> No.53971819

>>53971743
cuz my usual indicators are saying about 50/50 and i am feeling reckless and want to do something risky, i feel like risking pure annihilation on a small percentage of my portfolio. Also it would be just like this cruel world to have a bounce right when people FOMO into puts/short positions

>> No.53971821

>>53971779
>after literally everyone has deleveraged
Kek. The S&P 500's 20% over pre-covid highs but we're deleveraged

>> No.53971822

>>53971723
Again these companies are fed up. Look at Walgreens for example. Every company has their breaking point where it's not worth it to keep tolerating looters and woke mobs. Any "boycott" you speak of will be a handful of trannies screeching about something. The media will blow it up and make you think half the country will boycott them when in reality they might loose .01% of the market share over it and they'll more than make that up with conservative customers that support their move.

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>>53971811
wish they would have kept that name

>> No.53971841

>>53971677
What kind of NTFs do you mean? Art? Ones that give you access to something?

>> No.53971846

>>53971741
Its the opposite. Why do you think all these companies went woke? If you go woke in management, company will go kaput, but not of they pander to the gay faggots comsomer who will consoom due to loyalty and shares same values, ex. Faggotry. Imagine having your stores in the entire USA looted because you said something niggers don't like, especially when 1 out of 4 niggers wont be working

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>>53971819
i'll join spy 405c for friday in at .85 x 4

>> No.53971860
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right at the 50dma

>> No.53971863
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53971863

>this painfully low volume on SJIM
Where are you cowards at?! I thought you actually wanted to dab on Cramer. Were you really all just larping in the end?

>> No.53971866

>>53971763
>down ~7% on my silver holding
Nice

>> No.53971870

>>53971846
We had a resident retard shitposting itt, I didn't realize we were cursed to have a second (You).

>> No.53971877

>>53971811
So some dumb shit that doesn't really matter

>> No.53971881

>>53971846
woke is pacification, easier to sell a country bit by bit when the populous is divided and unthinking

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>>53971863
larp it's a meme, now sark however

>> No.53971887
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Anyway, I'm packing my MIC bags for the Mexico invasion.

>> No.53971890

>>53971821
far too less leveraged to get anywhere close to even realist bear targets of 3750

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>>53971850
fren, let's ride

>> No.53971901

Jerome Powell owes me $500 today

>> No.53971903

>>53971783
>They know that almost no consumer has any kind of actual conviction
Why do you think consOOmers are called that? They do it just to consOOm and it involves company loyalty and sharing values. Look at Nike and Basedman Kanye's shoes, they can't sell them.

>> No.53971908

>>53971791
Money markets are cash positions.

>> No.53971913
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53971913

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.53971919 [DELETED] 

with Jews you _________

>> No.53971920

>>53971887
Are the libs finally on board with Mexicans being a problem?

>> No.53971926

>DASH pumped back to 60
FUCKING HOWHSUD9WIUEJDJXKLDLSLS

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>>53971800

>> No.53971934
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53971934

>>53971898

>> No.53971936
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53971936

>>53971913
-1.46%

>> No.53971943

>>53971920
I think it's more pro wrestling tier theater.

>> No.53971946

>>53971913
Up 0.57%
Could be worse for a full long portfolio

>> No.53971952
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53971952

>>53971913
what's this pattern called?

>> No.53971953
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53971953

>>53971883
>/smg/ bearish on SJIM
I should probably double down.

>> No.53971955
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53971955

>>53971913
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
+11,51%

>> No.53971957

>>53971913
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK CARVANA
AND FUCK SBNY

>> No.53971963
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53971963

>>53971763
I shorted lean hogs and I'm still green, get at me hog nigga

>> No.53971971
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53971971

>>53971953
my god that's a cursed video

>> No.53971972
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53971972

>THis place always brings out the worst in me

>> No.53971977

>>53971913
Down 1.1%

>> No.53971986
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53971986

feels good being big in the green
not selling

>> No.53971989
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53971989

>>53971913
Thanks Jim!

>> No.53971992
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53971992

Short cover day

>> No.53972007
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53972007

>>53971972
At least post the fixed version

>> No.53972014
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53972014

>>53971992
>Short cover day
>market goes down

>> No.53972018

>>53971972
She brings out the best in me no cap

>> No.53972026

>>53972014
So you close shorts during pumps in the loss
Smart

>> No.53972028
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53972028

>>53971913
>XLB: -1.98%
>XLC: -1.06%
>XLE: -1.72%
>XLF: -2.57%
>XLI: -1.28%
>XLK: -1.25%
>XLP: -0.98%
>XLRE: -2.49%
>XLU: -1.65%
>XLV: -1.6%
>XLY: -1.37%

>Me: 1.82%
>YTD: -4.90%

Would've been even better if NVO hadn't dumped at the last second. It was about to close flatter than Taylor Swift's ass.

>> No.53972034

>>53971989
congrats rocker
but, no youtube channel? no avatar posting, just an fyi for the future
>>53972014
hes just pretending, probably

>> No.53972038

>>53971822
>conservative customers
And these guys are not degenerate consoomers who will throw their last 30$ to buy a macchiato latte with ethically grown coffee without chemicals. Sure they may do policies like amazon not delivering or moving out certain areas but once their consoomers faggots see this as some kind of systematic discrimination it over. Joe from smallville, nebraska will not buy 150$ sneaker every time a Nike pulls a sneaker with nigger XYZ's design but Stacy from San Francisco will.

>> No.53972040

>>53972007
what's crazier is her sister mogs her

>> No.53972055

>>53971890
>THE BOTTOM IS IN!
lol
https://www.bankregdata.com//allHMmet.asp?met=LEV
lmao

>> No.53972056

>>53972040
come on now, they are both 6es

>> No.53972063

>>53972026
if they would cover shorts we wouldn't close at session lows

>> No.53972068

>>53971903
They could sell them, they just refuse to. Also it was adidas, not nike

>> No.53972070

>>53972040
Her sister has a man-chin
Goyslop queen is at least feminine and somewhat pretty

>> No.53972076

>>53971952
Looks like you've got 75% of a Bart going there. Watch out tomorrow or you'll be saying Ay Caramba!

>> No.53972077
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53972077

>>53972034
First of all, posting pictures of my wife is not avatar posting. Secondly, I'm just trying to find a new platform for my next channel.

>> No.53972083
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53972083

>>53972007
>>53971972
>>53971887
Pls refrain from posting walled hags.

>> No.53972090
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53972090

What a glorious day for the UNITED STATES DOLLAR.

>> No.53972091

>>53972077
I recommended xvideos. No one would look for you there

>> No.53972095

>>53972063
are they in the room with us now? Sure you can cover when feeling under pressure, or you take chances like this to secure profits

>> No.53972110

>>53972083
I havent seen this girl in line for any arab street slop so shes not on my radar.

>> No.53972113

>>53972095
you can but you as well just quit because you're too retarded to trade unironically

>> No.53972119

>>53971913
Not checking

>> No.53972126

>>53972077
Bitchute? You can upload to jewtube and set the videos in a private playlist and only those with link (which would be in the OP) can watch.

>> No.53972130

>>53972091
Xvideos it is then.

>> No.53972152

>>53972113
what is your point? I cant complain about my profits, you can of course bet on the fabled 2800 retrace, it wont happen

>> No.53972154
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53972154

Haven't been keeping up the past few days, what's been going on?

>> No.53972155
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53972155

>>53971913
I closed out 2 of my previous positions in hopes of a good moment to move more into BOIL but missed the sub 6 chance and it just pumped more as they day went on. Overall down by .03% for the day. Numbers are total returns, entire portfolio (as it stands) was bought yesterday. All 5 of my son's were in the red for the day, down 1.43%.

>> No.53972158

>>53972077
Bitchute or make podcasts
Or use Billi kek

>> No.53972161

>>53972130
Oh... I didn't actually think you would do that.
When you link to your videos, please include a warning if you're going to be naked or anything in them...

>> No.53972166

Someone convince me not to go all in JZXN

>> No.53972167

>>53972090
>Yankee dollars
Soon we'll find out CBDC stands for Confederate Based Digital Currency. And it's backed by a certain...shall we say "swarthier" portion of the population.

>> No.53972169

>>53972152
taking profits after this day is stupid and shows you have no experience

>> No.53972170

>>53969911
>>53969911
>>53969911
New thread

>> No.53972171
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53972171

thoughts on META?

>> No.53972178

>>53972170
Retard

>> No.53972180

>>53972091
>>53972130
Rocker don’t upload on a porn site
Don’t listen to the coomer
No one is going to go there for updates

>> No.53972183
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53972183

>>53972170
....anon that's not an /smg/ thread at all

>> No.53972187

>>53972170
good title

>> No.53972189

>>53972169
the most that might happen is 3930, at the very best 3890. Not betting on it after this retard sell off on no news and bird noises in congress. Taking my chance

>> No.53972192

>>53972170
Nope, not posting in that thread. Leave the baking to the professionals.

>> No.53972197

>>53972171
A buy as long as they're helping thousands of people get laid...off.

>> No.53972209

>>53972189
>sells his winners prematurely
>doesn't let his winners run
good for you getting chump change, anon. I'd rather wait and see.

>> No.53972216
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53972216

>>53972170
Not posting in that shit thread

>> No.53972221

>>53972209
you have no idea what amounts I am trading with.

>> No.53972222

>>53971953
>that webm
And people wonder why we hate ((them))
I guarantee that person is Jewish

>> No.53972234
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53972234

>>53972170
>nuked without a post in it

>> No.53972243
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53972243

For real though....
Someone CAN bake...
Won't be me, but...

>> No.53972249

New >>53972246

>> No.53972251

>>53972221
can't be much with that low trading exp
you don't sell if it closes on session lows on the day, most likely a follow through will happen. maybe Jpow will save the market, probably not.
you fucked up by selling on muh gut feeling

>> No.53972252

This is the last /smg/

>> No.53972283

>>53972251
most likely its going to make a quick test of triangle median, to just snap back up testing the upper levels of the triangle. Not taking the chance to have it shoot over the triangle again while missing the exit

>> No.53972443
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53972443

I fuckin hate you guys.

>> No.53972780

>>53971763
where's the banana?

>> No.53972875

>>
>>53972869
>>53972869