/biz/ - Business & Finance

Jerome tongue my anus.

why do they constatly talk about immigrants and single moms?

It’s making me depressed these shit markets

I feel that if all the members of this comittee were to die in a bus crash nothing of value would be lost

i fucking hate jpow, this nigger made me lost 10k last year.

>>53967921
Because theyre the minority power on the committee so theyre just there to whine. Thats what Dems always do when they dont control the committee.

20 out of the last 22 comments are about /pol/ related shit.

GO BACK
>>/pol/

Everything is down, that suggests a Fed Liqudiation. BUY that shit

so anyone buy into SIRC? good time to sell or should i hold a bit longer?

>>53967921
They're more common than WASPs at this point

I just sharted my pants, what is the Fed going to do about it

>>53967923
why anon? you could have just bought puts

>>53967921
Because they are potential labor force participants given the right policies.

Averaged down on my SOXL. Soon I'll be free

>NOT MY PROBLEM

Previous >>53966899

(OP slipped)

these politicians sure like to talk a lot.

>>53967946
Last time I brought puts Powell came out and said 25 dick points and the markets pumped 2.5% every day for days and I lost everything. I hate you and I hate Powell

I bet Powell wishes it was over already. Imagine having to explain those simple concepts to some boomer retards from congress. He could be snorting rails while fucking 4 escorts at once right now.

>>53967950

What am I missing and why is everyone over reacting

>>53967901
by buying trka rn and holding till $1

this market is gay

>>53967949
Wetbacks need to go back to their own damn country and women need to go back to their kitchens.

>>53967950

Sold everything yesterday, what do I buy today?

>>53967935
>buying the generational top
Nah, I'll wait until SPY bottoms out at 200.

>>53967921
They'll work for less. There by depressing wages back to "normal" and "fixing" inflation. This shit is crazy.

Meanwhile, no talk of ending the billions for Zelensky.

>>53967962
sorry anon i'm sure it'll get better

Mr. Powell,

Baggie here from /smg/ Capital. I would like to know what you suggest as the final solution to do the nigger problem in America? Also, how will your final solution to the nigger problem help achieve your goals of maximum employment and 2% inflation, Mr. Honorable Chairman Powell.

DXY
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
DXY
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
DXY
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
DXY
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>53967977
>>53967979
Based

>>53967949
This is extremely grim

>>53967967
ahhh she looks like my mum, help

>>53967935
Is this not a /pol/itical hearing?

>>53967997
Goddamn.

>>53967921
That's the liberals voting based

SPICS IN PRICES UP LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>53967987
Realistically, we have to either mass produce automation for low skill jobs, or bring in cheap 3rd world labor. Millennials and gen z are going to do those jobs anymore. They'll just stay home and not spend to compensate.

>>53967967
It's just the usual shitposting that happens whenever JPow talks

50 BEPIS ROLL

>>53968004
So your mom looks retarded without whore eyeliner?

>>53968002
ever seen a successful company ran by women and third worlders? lol

>>53968030
>ever seen a successful company ran by women
AMD?

>>53968028
shut up anon I think his mum is cute and I fucked her

I'm looking at three low cost reasonable divy stocks to guzzle or slurp, not sure.
CRWS, NYCB, and FLIC
CRWS and FLIC divy in the next two weeks, but are cheap,
FLIC is at book has a 37% profit margin, and covers divy 2x at the expected next quarter EPS. Pays 5% at last price.
CRWS has a 9.17% profit margin and a 11.6% operating margin, total debt 1.41M and operating cash flow 8.37M. Pays 5.73% last price.
NYCB profit margin 48%, pays 8% ($.68) at last price. Will have roughly $.32 buffer between full year EPS and divy, if last Q income rate would continue, ttm EPS at 1.26.

Can anyone talk me out of slurping?

>>53968004
Show your mom

Oh Mumu. Mumu Mumu Mumu. *grabs you plump cow ass* How's that feel my naughty little irrationally exuberant boy? *licks the tear off your cheek* mmm... Salty. Anyway Mumu I've been thinking. I hooked you so many times, but you keep falling for it. I'm starting to feel bad for you Mumu. It's okay. I know you lost a lot of money. On the verge of bankruptcy are we? Margin call or two? Oh Mumu... Mumu, I warned you about leverage! I can't save you every time my cow. Say, why don't you... pee your pants? And poop them too. Do that, and once I can smell you I'll fund your account.

>>53968030
Jennifer Soxl C.F.O.

>>53968055
Stop this

Thank you for your service Jay Pee

How are my fellow bobos right now? Just reverse seared a steak in honor of mumu's memory.

>>53968079
we haven't even started

>>53968050
>potential ww3
>potential alium invasium
>potential ohio derail cover up scandal

>>53968050
Their price will 100% chance drop on ex-divvy date. When buying any company as investment, think if you are willing to hold it longterm, regardless of dividend. You usually want to look for companies that will continue to grow basically. Divvy is a nice bonus, sure, but money spent on paying out divvy is less money to spend on growth.

>>53967950
>average
>before the 30:1 reverse split
Oh anon... not like this...

Here I simulated your future reaction... even your job shilling SOXL will be taken by AI...

what did the DXY mean by this

>>53968035
AMD sucks doe

>>53967901

THUMBS UP THEIR ASSES
THUMBS UP THEIR ASSES

EMERGENCY BAKE
>>53966615
>>53966615
>>53966615

>>53968030
Not really grim for that reason, but because our countries are basically getting ruined and the people causing the ruin might not even believe that they are doing something morally righteous but rather just trying to enfranchise more and more human material for the economy

Check silver

>>53968079
Uh bobro??? it's going up

is soxs ever going to hit 30 again bros...

>>53968109
>>potential ww3
black swan can't be a reason to invest.

>>potential alium invasium
the fuck is that? did I end up on the Art Bell thread?

>>potential ohio derail cover up scandal
What does this have to do with any of the positions I suggested?

>>53968127
Get the fuck outta here tranny

>>53968127
Kys

Wtf is this guy asking JPOW? That guy is an EXXON SHILL, LMAO

THOUGHTS. AND. PRAYERS.

>>53968127
GME, more like Gay Men Enjoyers lmao get fukt shitnigger

>>53968127
you are a fucking nigger, i hope you fucking get tortured and raped by niggers.

>>53968089
I just ate 3 bacon egg with havarti sandos and 2 hashie browns. Gunna have a big piece of brandy carrot cake with cream cheese icing. Then later make about 4 crispy chickie sandos with buffalo parm sauce (everything homemade). And also eat a bowl of veggies so I can pass all this food properly

>>53967979
Nice way to collapse the economy.

>>53968127
stay poor

>>53968162
Jesus that's a lot of food.

jesus christ kek

>>53968164
I'd give up my 401k to have a wife in the kitchen and no wetbacks in my country

>>53968173
stay poor nigger

>>53968117
Yeah I wouldn't touch that shit right now, but it was a successful recovery from $2 a share to $50+.
Personally I didn't buy in until $10, when all the jewish banks were saying it had run too hard and had no growth left, at the same time that massive datacenter contracts were being signed for Epyc and the winter 2017-2018 crypto bubble had just peaked destocking the entire inventory of graphics cards below $500.

>>53968190
But I'm not poor or a nigger.

>>53967967
Gah damn woood

>>53968188
would be kind of nice to have someone who you could divide labor with, but it seems like a crapshoot. You can end up with someone who turns into a lazy landwhale and you have to do more work

*farts loudly* and that, sirs and sirettes, is how you use an embedded smell generator.

Buy cheap stock and crypto or is the world ending this time?

>latina wants to talk about jay's tool
whitebois stay winning

Literally need a translator to understand the nigger speak zoomers use.

>>53968201
>joyce frankenberg
more tricks

>IF YOU EXPECT IT, IT HAPPENS

>>53968217
just buy, unfortunately shit is still overpriced

>>53968201
Who wouldn't

>>53968226
comprehension is *always* a function of IQ, anon.

> Powell thinks anyone believes we are going back to2%
It's over

>TRKA

>>53968236
>IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME

PT: $390

>>53968243
2% milk is much better

Jay so smart

>>53967901
IT WASN'T PRICED IN

>>53967997
Whatever Powell is doing, I'm liking it.

Captcha: KAK ATH

>>53968226
i can't believe we waste our tax dollars trying to educate these fucking animals, it's such a fucking waste. they literally just drop out and get shot slinging drugs before they're 30.

bobo? you will break 400, right?

> hey Powell remember the $30t loan we took from you?
> Yeah can you maybe, possibly, by any chance forget about it?
NO

>>53968249
use better meme lines nigger 1h support is 399.03
>my pt is also 390 eow

>>53968201
her eyes literally go in two different directions

>>53968150
>black swan
im pretty sure ukraine war going nuclear is not a black swan, a real black swan would be a ship drawing a dick in gps coordinates and clogging the suez canal

>>53968243
I'm already preparing mentally for this faggot to cuck and make 4% YoY inflation the new goal
Whether I'll be prepared financially is another question

>>53968127

>senator on banking committee doesnt know what the fed does

>Pump my Crypto bags
Is she for real

HIGHER

4

L
O
N
G
E
R

I have been all cash for at least a year and a half waiting for "the big one"

(((STABLECOINS)))

>crush earnings and increase revenues by 1000%
>trading at 1/12th of fair value
>drop 50%

TRKAjerks...not like this...

IT KEEPS DUMPING

>>53968275
agree to disagree
50 hour moving average
200 hour lower bollinger band
works for me (:

>fed admitting that the debt is on an unsustainable path if it keeps rising higher with respect to gdp
we're fucked

>>53968173
I'm hungry today so eating lots. I might make bacon garlic mashed potatoes. For the crispy chickie sandos i will make a spread with greek yogurt garlic dill lemon and put through a processor. Salt pepper cayenne for season in it

>>53968239
Wtf this is the doctor from that show. I didn't recognize her. And she's 71 now and even now looks woudable. True beauty

SAY IT JPOW

>>53968264
I watched a documentary on HBO called dope sick love. I've never hated junkies more than after watching that movie. I used to think treatment was the answer but execution is the only answer. Xanax addicted zoomers are no different. We need to exterminate the zoomers and try again. They were a failed experiment

>>53967901

Holy shit, we’re never going to see a bull market again are we bros

>>53968311
We haven't had a day like that in half a year or so.

Wtf I'm actually green

>>53968273
>"JPow-sama, tell us the final solution to this problem"
>"Remove. The. Debt. Ceiling."
*Lav mic drop*

>stocks down 2%
>LTT up 1%
holy crap we're back

Crash it with no survivors.
(I sold yesterday, I have no stake in this gay market until I jump back in)

wtf, why do they talk about crypto so much?

>>53968297
“Far more money has been lost by investors trying to anticipate corrections, than lost in the corrections themselves.”

i buy calls now right?

sounds like the communists want the fed to raise their target inflation to magic-wand away bad numbers

>>53968309
> fair value
I have a feeling you don't know what this means.

>barely 1% down

We slurp the day green

>>53968344
fear and ftx exposure, but mostly because they missed the bull trap

WHAT THE FUCK /SMG/
YOU TOLD ME THAT WE WERE NEVER GOING BELOW 400 EVER AGAIN
YOU TOLD ME TO SELL 400 PUTS FOR WEDNESDAY
I'M RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53968352
yes, 0dte

NO BIDS
O

B
I
D
S

>>53968327
addiction is just a made up illness by the jews so that they can extract shekels from insurance companies

are we really going to pretend that the inflation bill did anything for inflation or the massive spending during the pandemic or went to the average person

>>53968190
Real, I was broke even this january but I hit it big with one of my plays. I used to eat like a beggar before, but now I have the appetite of a lion all throughout the day

>>53968344
You know why

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>what you have told me privately
DAMN our boy gets around

>>53968365
We like to have fun around here

>>53968365
there's still a chance. maybe you'll be lucky enough to get exercised wake up -40k

>>53968368
My bid starts at SPY 230!

MIGRATE
>>53966288

>>53966288

>>53966288

>>53968356
My favourite thing to slurp is BBBY. Everyday there is a new 5-10% dip to buy. I own 50 shares already so please treat me with a proper respect

>>53968387
kys

>>53968322
It is, Congress has been on a spending spree since fucking Reagan and hasn't stopped
A universal cut on everything is the only way, avoids debate on what to cut but will probably be unpopular to normalfags and would never pass

>>53968365
>record setting inflation
>highest national debt in US history
>everybody except the top 1% are broke
>sending trillions to Ukraine
>About start WW3 with China
Hey you know what would be smart? Buying calls here lol lmao even

bros who is she

>>53968387

>>53967901
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

sold the bottom of SQQQ and bought the top of TQQQ

I am proud to announce that I have successfully completed a masturbation session. While I am a bear in spirit rather than in form, I do believe this disproves the idiom "nary a furred forest dweller ejaculate, perchance".

>>53968375
it was the "inflation response stimulus" fed don't care they got tools

Lets make some fookin money

>climate change
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53968387
NIGGER.

>>53968393
she sleepy

>>53968379
no i don't. brypto is insignificant on all scales

>>53968404
>no filipino
why bother

>>53968407
female brokers look like THAT?

>>53968393
She looks like she just wants to go home. Also, me on the right.

>>53968402
Kek'd, when are you buying SQQQ again?

>>53968404
What a surprise the Korean look is the most unattractive...

>>53968404
impregnate japan, fuck korea, marry china

>>53968387
only 5 more earning reports until all of the cash on hand is burned, then dilution will follow all the qanon shit you faggots did with drs will be heemed, sept 2025 less than 5pps screencap this

>>53968421
I can't believe there are still fags wearing a mask

>>53968297
at least get your 6% for 6M or something

>>53968405
too late, market has moved for the day and everyone has gone home

>>53968375
It went to the right donors

What do you think Jay's gonna drink after that fucking shitshow?

kek

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>we see a possible softening in the labor market, currently unemployment is at its lowest in my lifetime, so a rise of 1% unemployment would not strongly impact the US economy, certainly not as strongly as persistent inflation running amok

>Senator Billy Bob Cousinfucker, (R Kentucky): Mistah Chairman so you are saying you want to take away the jobs of two million hard working Appalachian mommies and daddies and send them into POVERTY are you not

God it must suck ass to be Jerome

>MNST

did 50 bepis just get priced in?

>>53968385
I'm saving your webm. And will use it without your permission. Thanks anon.

Any theory on why AMD/NVDA pumping

>>53968449
Bacardi 151 its pretty obvious energy policy is causing a lot of this

You have no idea whats coming

>>53968432
A couple of weeks ago I went out for lunch and I saw an obese woman proudly marching into the restaurant wearing one of those fancy masks with the replaceable filters. I mean she's 1000 times more likely to die of heart disease but sure wear your coof mask, by all means.

>>53968457
Lol Rand would never

>>53968432
I work with a guy who still wears a mask. He's literally the last person in the entire building still wearing a mask. Its reached a point where it's flat out comical. I later found out that his wife is a "trust the science" schizo and makes him wear it or he can't come home after work. When he caught covid (kek I know right?) He had to stay in the bedroom and wasn't allowed to leave for 3 days. Yeah that's how cucked "men" are in 2023

>>53968449
Carrot juice. He understands that alcohol is a soul-numbing medicine for goyim.

Just tell Warren if you raise rate it kills more white men

>66,1% 50 bepis

>>53968457
>unemployment is at its lowest
>because unemployment only counts people who have been out of a job for less than six weeks
Wow everyone has been without work for a year, we did it Powell we saved the economy!

>>53968467
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
Yes.

>>53968472
half life 3 just announced

>>53968471
no problem

Fuck this market. I think I'm going to go get a rub down and a blowjob at the massage parlor.

>>53968488
>>53968432
I wear a mask because I’m horribly deformed now and it is better than people looking at me like I’m a monster.

>>53968467
not yet, waiting until payrolls come in on friday

SHIEEEEEEEEEET

>>53968495
>we're gonna be at 6.5%
>LTT are going to be 7-8%

>>53968498
what if they go with 50 and the dot plot they release calls for 25? could be a fun short on the hike futures. but that would be bullish and bull are fucking gy

Take us home J Pow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>53968510
That's actually an acceptable answer.

We never had an ASIAN PERSON severe on the FEDeral reserve board. We need to nominate the kpop poster to be on the fed's board.

boohooo everyone should own a home

>>53968533
I just got my bachelors degree in math and Econ. How do I apply?

>>53968531
women were a mistake

>>53968531
this hurts my head

I'm pretty sure the economy is fake, especially the stock market

>>53968518
they go with 25bps but dot plot will show higher for longer

BOZZLE SWITZERLAND
O
Z
Z
L
E

>>53968531
Shut up and suck my fucking cock

>>53968309
Bro you know exactly why it dropped like that. Who else could drop it~50 percent in minutes

>>53968534
If we're being honest the way it was pre government pushing mortgages on retards with shit credit was the ideal

>>53968472
It's the new GME/AMC meme stonk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EARS

WAYTOODANK

>why can't we just keep rates artificially low forever?

>>53968531
what the fuck is this dude talking about

>>53968457
Elizabeth warren did the same thing, it was entertaining seeing jpow visibly annoyed

>>53968586
Yeah USA had its golden age because its economy was not destroyed in WW1 and WW2. If you want to go back to the days when you could afford a home from single wage, then pray for WW3 and for USA to go out of it without a scratch again.

>>53968601
>why can't my children hold my bags?

>>53968531
I think she's talking about how she can't get a real relationship or something
like who can endure like this like retard for longer like than a few hours?

>ayo why you aint lowerin house prices n shiet?
>Ok but do you gotta raise rates tho?
Thats literally all he can do what the fuck
>Roastie gets on call
>substitute teacher tone
>Muh Ukraine
Every fucking time

FUCK CARVANA
AND
FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53968504

sorry babe i got called up to fed chair gotta go warren needs me

>>53968626
Chads want to fuck but chads don't want to commit, essentially is what this moron was trying to say

>>53968632
sexooooooo

>>53968630
INTZ too

>UKRAINE
>CRYPTO
>WHERE'S THE FED PUT JAY
jesus christ

>>53968628
The Ukraine one was actually a good question, stfu

>>53968531
Love me some bimbos

>>53968504
I'd feed this girl a hotdog if you catch my drift bro

>>53968657
She looks like she already has a hot dog in that pic, not following you sorry

what was that

>fed meeting wasted time in Ukraine, climate change, and crypto
Its so tiring

bobo never gets to cum

BOBO, BOBO ARE YOU THERE. 400 BOBO? REALLY? THAT'S IT?

>GREEN SHOOT
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in case you missed it:

>>53968531
Splendid points bimbo, now lemme suck on them juicy honkers

I sold early. Could've been +11%, but I sold at +6%. Literally ngmi.

poomps as soon as the meeting is coming to a close

Wtf bobros

>>53968531
This girl is extremely good looking

>>53968653
Honestly retarded girls like her are fun to date. They are so dumb that you can constantly blow their minds with very common sense shit. And they tend to be cute and funny too. Everyone should date a bimbo at least once.

Yeah I'm thinkin' we're back bullbros

>>53968649
Kek no it wasnt. Ukraine has literally nothing to do with inflation and even if it did her question was basically just
>Did you consider slava ukraine? Did ya know theres a war in ukraine?

gotta fucking wait for friday now goddamn fib line meme fuck volume shit niggers

News is focusing on anything other than stock market crash. This one might be real, bros.

>>53968666
> the Jew screams in pain as he hits you

The market is literally back to where it was before Powell started talking. I fucking hate this gay world. Kek

ty for the entry liquidity bobos

I blame Elizabeth Warren for my BOIL going down to only +3.2%

>>53968720
>stock market crash

Closing below 4000 today

>i have a man date
lol gay

>>53968729
Never mind. I was looking at the TSLA chart. Kek.

>>53968718
>pic
The first us central bank was in 1791. They were all alive to see it.

>>53967901
Most bullish congress hearing ever.

>>53968709
She has the type of tits that when she takes off her bra they don't even sag a little. I dated a girl in high school like that. Literally the most perfect tits I've ever seen in my life. Never seen a pair that food since.

CPI comes in hot next week and we start the journey to new lows and there is NOTHING you can do about it

>>53968762
Why would you post that anon. Why. I was about to make something to eat

>*raises rates in Federal Reserve Chairmanese*

>>53968770
hot like the last 6 months? When bobos clinge on mom noise you know they are in delusion mode

>>53968504
I love her so much bros

>>53968777
>implying you wouldn't take a nibble

>>53968504
the darling poster child of goyslop. she single handedly saved the industry from fitness sneed oil bros

>>53968764
what did her tits taste like?

>>53968762
Based logposter.

>>53968716
If the war were to end would inflation come down as goods and energy become cheaper is a good question but youre a fucking mouth breathing moron that just wants to hear higher longer durrrrr

>>53968777
you can thank the retarded janny that lives in these threads

DAMN this is some serious Fraud. I know it's out of containment, but at this level of transaction costs, I can't call this a meme problem.

This really tickles my bepis

>>53968789
NOTHING

the absolute state of baggies

>>53968791
right?! she deserves so much!

>>53968807
what war? There is only a military game with live ammunition taking place in Ukraine while congress is overspending to line the pockets of their donators from the military industry

>>53968817
Market seems unaffected

>>53968709
>buck teeth
>nose job
>shit ton of makeup

>>53968764
it's a push up bra

that's your 10/10 in murica and autistic 4chinners are as always face blind

>>53968840
The market is dumb

>>53968764
Aka perky tits, more common in younger women
I enjoy some sag but that shit is peak woman

I hate bulls so fucking much

>>53968812
reminder if bbby goes below $1.25 its game over

>>53968804
Kind of sweaty. We were both 16 at the time and didn't really know what we were doing. She would work a shift at the movie theater and then come over right after. She would smell all sweaty and her vagine would have that good bo smell to it. High school love was the best.

>>53968840
It's a delayed reaction. You don't drop acid and expect it to hit you immediately. Reality takes time to set in.
>oh shid
>oh fug

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>53968833
post tits

>>53968843
>Euroturd is gay
Surprise surprise

>>53968828
What's them's plan? What's the point of exercising this option?

>>53968870
I dunno man, I was promised a crash since December and the shittiest of meme garbage keeps pumping

>>53968519
is she like 4 foot tall? fucking zoomers

>>53968870
Any day now, or 2 weeks? btw we are still miles above 3700. Not even 3900 was tickled

>>53968864
>random price point with extreme consequence to unnamed
the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?

>>53968871
true.

fuck did i miss tits?

>>53968338
>+0.08%
lmao I'll take it

>>53968884
no idea buying 100 is exactly the same thing, i think they assume there's a gamma ramp in the making, however that occurs with ITM contracts...sometimes

>>53968890
The rate hikes will continue until you stop buying ZM

>>53968898
The bailout they got when they dilluted 80% of their stock was contingent on the stock price being above $1.25. The company put a clause in to let them off the hook if it fell that far.

At that point BBBY instantly declares bankruptcy

I hate jannies so god damn much bros

>>53968648
Did you long this penny stock?

>>53968923
they are protecting you from hot women anon

>>53968904
No you missed scat porn

>>53968890
because nobody buys any publicly spam astro turfs anymore. They try to repeat their covid bullshit by attempting to coerce people into selling their assets to get the public debt they amassed under control and keep being able to give kick backs to donators through public policy spending

Only that hardcore market capitalists dont buy that shit like some sheep that were afraid of an imagined flu

You niggas still having an egg problem?

>>53968843
I might be faceblind.
>nose job
Who cares? She has a very cute nose and some very nice cleavage

>>53968510
that's at least a valid reason

>>53968944
I don't really like eggs, so no

SKYT is the most volatile stock I’ve ever held.
What the fuck

They’re trying to cut my wages by 200 a month

>>53968944
It's under $2 for a dozen here still

>>53968904
No and consider yourself lucky you missed it

>>53968944
Is that rubles? That's like a dollar wtf

>>53968944
don't know what this means when it's priced in homosexual monopoly money

>>53968938
>>53968972
i think you guys are lying to me, people are talking about tits

>BBBY will be removed from the small-cap S&P 600 index (.SPCY) in two weeks.
It's fallen so much that it micro cap now

>>53968973
ruble is backed by gold since last year
the russian bear is doing it the right way, unironically

>>53968973

NEO motherfuckers. Did you buy it?!

>>53968973
Its backed by gold

>>53968890
Because while Powell won’t comment on Congressional policy, he really does need help taking inflation. I’ll be bullish again in June when student loan payments restart, that’s a literal tax increase that'll affect millions and decrease liquidity in the markets

>>53968963
You can profit off irrational volatility. Start selling some when it pumps and/or buy more on dumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgOlIC4Vl8

Boobs?

>>53969016

>>53968973
cyrillic gold backs

>>53968973
it's a 1.85$ for 10 eggs.

>>53969019
Don't forget Biden got rid of Trump's standard deduction increase. Literally cut it in half so people are going to get way less back this year

>>53968944
It's like $3 for a dozen jumbo sized eggs here so no not really

>>53968973
Here in Russia it's even lower, ~$1 per 10.

>>53969003
I'm fucking jealous, a strong currency is what we desperately needed for the past fucking 40 years

And P/C ratios confirming the suspicion. Bears are covering their shorts at crazy rates while screaming dump. You are late bobos, buy or be left with worthless dollars

>>53969079
>>53969079
>>53969079

do metricoids unironically distribute eggs in 10s

>>53969056
what kind of retard country sells eggs in 10s and not dozens or half dozens

Don’t ignore my shillings you cucks. I’ve been telling you for over a month now

>>53969091
Is that some Biotech junk? What do they do?

>>53969084
>no links
Damn nigga you stupid

>>53969062
>10
you lost me, I can accept a lot about Russia, but 10 per carton is where I draw the line.

>>53969086
>he doesn't know about 0.8 dozen eggs
ngmi

>>53968973
Not rubles, kek. It’s crazy you guys can find Scoopsies but but this eludes you.

>>53968582
I don't... Why?

>>53968963
It will between 10x and 100x from here.

It is a $50 billion company with a $500 million market cap.

Missing SKYT is going to be the biggest miss of the 2020s.

>>53969086
Depends on the producers usually in Balkan countries but they also sell them like this.

>>53969091
as you wish, advertising and begging it is

>>53969118
>buys 9.6 eggs
Now THAT’S a retard

>>53969086
It’s due to the metric system dufus. Get with the program.

>>53969140
Europe has been full of idiot commies trying to make things good for machine count and idiots who can't hold numbers in their heads and have to use their hands.
The Base 12 system exceeds Base 10 in a thousand ways, not to say the least in understanding spheres and time scale. When you combine it with the Imperial system, it gives highly human scale relevant datum.

>>53968354

do you even know what's going on with the company you turbotard

>>53969085
Milliegg, centiegg, decaegg, etc... why are Americans like this?

>>53969180
>doesn't calculate the half squished egg during drive home
>no risk management
ngmi

>1 liter bag of milk please sir

>>53969016
Bros, why is there a huge distended cervix in the sky?

>>53968022
Mass produce automation for white collar jobs. Not hard to automate a office nigger that sits in front of computer all day and inputs data

>>53969224
>he doesn't think in terms of Medium-Sized Egg Equivalent Units (MEEUs)

>>53969388

>>53967950
Why in the fuck didn't you wait?