/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's Powell time

I am still sad i missed out on that insider pharma play.

DOLE

>>53963188
Why isnt petroleum a biofuel?
Why are biofuels considered green?

The Mango Habanero.

The 15x Revenues.

The COGS volatility.

The Buffalo Ranch Fries.

The Louisiana Voodoo Fries.

The Garlic Parmesan.

I warned you.

I showed you the way.

They're going to strike any moment.

And you're not positioned properly.

Because of the lemon pepper bone-in.

I made a post about farting last thread. No one responded

>>53963227
Bearish for natural gas

>>53963227
this is KOLD country now, boy

>>53963236
>>53963227
natural gas will be free soon

>>53963227
Keep it /smg/ related. For example by asking what the top sources of natural gas are.

I heard there's a lot of drilling involved.

>>53963208
Biofuel is derived immediately from living matter

There's a debate about the extent of biofuels being green

it was my turn to bake.............how could you do this to me

>>53963227
i actually lmao'd at that post in the last thread. sorry for not giving it a (You) bc it was towards the end of the thread.

I listen to the sound of people farting. If the fart is a low rumble, does that mean their butthole is flabby and loose? I call this the buttclapper.

>>53963257
Combustion still produces greenhouse gases. Is it any more efficient that a gasoline or diesel engine? Probably not, or what about the energy needed to produce it?
Also whether its obtained immediately or from ancient plant matter shouldnt matter. It does the same thing

>Market open 9:30-16:00
>Earnings conference before market opens
>"Hey Google..."
>Earnings conference at 10:00
Why the hell do they say it's before open when it's half an hour AFTER open

Am I a bad person? I don't feel like one, but I've always been bad at self assessment.

>>53963319
>Am I a bad person?
I don't know.

>>53963319
people are not good or bad, but actions, behavior, and belief systems are. if what you do is evil, then you are evil. but you can always choose to do good. because i know you have good within you anon

>WM closing a bunch of stores
uh, bullish?

>>53963341
I meant WMT

>>53963347
Buy the dip bro

>>53963319
Who has time to worry about shit like that? Just do what you gotta do and give the rest to god.

>>53963188
how do I make money selling a trading bot? I could open source it I guess but then no money would be made. A framework of course because if I printed money with it I wouldn't need to sell it.

It backtests well but backtests mean nothing I need months or years worth of real trades to backup performance and that could take months or years.
in the mean time if I open source it it invites ideas and I'm sick of working on this alone.

the premise is simply brute forcing indicators. it never worked on crypto but it backtests a lot better on stocks.

most indicators have 2 or 3 components. imagine on tradingview you see the backtest for a simple indicator strategy, macd, cci; whatever. that's only the backtest for a single set of options, macd 12,26,9 for example.

bot backtests 0-2000,0-2000,0-2000 shitfilters sorts by whatever metric you want and runs with it.

instead of 12,26,9 which probably doesn't work you now have 378,1039,18 which does; something you never would have found doing it manually.

it's not rocket science but no other public bot does this.

>>53963285
My anus is stretched from years of masturbating with a 7cm diameter dildo.
I can still produce tight sounding farts. In fact, I have a lot better control and I could fart melodies if I wanted to.

Anw, buying more coal stocks. USA might not need it but the developing world does.

>>53963347
>>53963349
I get a 13% discount via work. Share price has doubled over 6 years Ive held it. My ACB is $100. Anuallized, it works out to a 6.5% return per year.
Anyways, theyre probably in black areas where theft is EVEN HIGHER than normal

Also saw this in the claims bin for stolen items today

>>53963354
what a strange question. if you have a trading bot that makes money, why would you need to sell it another person? it should be making all the money you need!

>>53963296
The sustainability of the fuel depends on the feedstock (the biomass that the fuel is made from). Corn ethanol and pretty much any kind of biodiesel in the US has a negative energy equation, meaning once you add up all the energy intensive inputs (fertilizer, pesticides, tractor and other farm equipment fuel, transportation, processing and retail distribution) more energy is used in production and distribution than is available in the resulting fuel. The reason it is even close to economically viable is mainly because of government subsidies, both directly for biofuel production, and indirectly by the general subsidization of industrial food crops. If you consider that as much as half of a corn farmer's income comes directly from the US government as a subsidy, and the other half from the sale of the corn, you can start to get an idea why a biofuel producer would look at corn as a feedstock.
The best energy equation for biofuel currently on the market is ethanol from sugarcane in Brazil. However, there are other unsustainable outcomes from the production of sugarcane ethanol in Brazil, such as the clearing of rainforest to create sugarcane farmland.
The most sustainable biofuel overall is biodiesel made from recycled feedstock. The most common feedstocks for recycled biodiesel are deep fryer grease (usually onions, corn or canola oil, or beef fat), and food safe equipment lubricants (usually canola oil or similar). The problem is that there are many uses for those feedstocks, such as animal feed and making plastics, and the sources are distributed, so it makes large scale commercial production more expensive.
At the end of the day, my assessment is that current commercially available biofuels are not sustainable.

>>53963341
>>53963347
Yes, they're doing it to save money because they are getting robbed in leftist hellscapes.

>>53963341
Are they closing them everywhere or just shitholes like Portland and Seattle?

>>53963373
>. if you have a trading bot that makes money, why would you need to sell it another person? i
because the reality is it's going to print 10% / mo tops and with <$1000 it will take years to make it.

i want the lambo now

>>53963384
I find it very unlikely you made a trading bot that actually works without having 1000 dollars to your name.

>>53963354
If your bot worked: why are you making it public? If its shit, its a waste of my time and money, and if its good, then everyone will use it and arbitrage will remove the edge.
I am making something similar that will bruteforce price history. Though it might suffer from overfitting, and its just a discretionary signal provider

>>53963384
then have it scale up? more aggressive trades?

>>53962600
>Interesting to think about how that affects even regular stocks. No wonder the rich people are in safe assets right now, and that would explain my daily 1% bleedoff for the last year.
Volatility drag at 1x leverage is not a real world phenomenon. It's a mathematical convenience for the sake of the equations in that article.
A more realistic view is to imagine that volatility acts as a multiplier. A stock has infinite upside potential but a max downside of 100%. To treat the effect of volatility as symmetrical, on the upside you can multiply and on the downside you divide.
So a more accurate equation using two equivalent periods of positive/negative volatility in a neutral outcome would look like this:
(1 *(1 + x)) *(1 /(1 + x)) = 1
Note that the result is always 1. There is no loss. There is no decay.

Where the real drag comes in is due to the rebalancing effect of different levels of leverage. A triple leveraged ETF resets exposure daily, but it's still proportional to the volatility of the underlying equities.
For example take a symmetrical 20% move: 20% downside and 25% upside.
The first day you'd see a 40% loss. The next day the fund rebalances and you'd see a 50% gain.
0.6 * 1.5 = 0.9
That's 90% of what you started with, or a 10% impairment due to rebalancing drag. Luckily large moves like that are virtually impossible for major index ETFs. Meanwhile, the continuous decay of the US dollar due to inflation tends to create positive returns over time for risk assets when priced in dollars.

To be clear, you can't maintain consistent leverage at any level other than 1 unless you introduce some frequency of rebalancing. If you simply take on margin one time and then never adjust, you'll either blow up quickly or see massive returns to the point that your relative margin becomes insignificant to your overall portfolio - at that point your forward returns are simply the same as 1x leverage.
It's specifically the rebalancing aspect that creates the drag.

I always wonder how hard or easy it is to make a tradebot.
Nobody would ever share one that worked so you would only ever read on the failures.
Maybe it's very easy and everyone who has more than 2 braincells is getting rich sleeping and not telling anyone

>>53963390
>>53963393
i've spent years on it, traded actually making money for speculative trading (the original idea was crypto futures). TA was always shit on crypto though.

Selling a bot seems dumb but look at
https://quadency.com/
https://www.cryptohopper.com/
retards pay for this and it doesn't even work on stocks.

Bot doesn't even have to print you just need to give people options to play with and they can loose money on their own. Then it isn't your fault it's theirs.

This is all SaSS website crap though I want everything to run locally on the user's machine. (which my stuff does)

>>53963396
>continued
Of course, none of this hits on the critical flaw of that leveraged returns academic paper that scoops treats as gospel. There is a cost to leverage. It's not a free ride. The paper does not appear to discuss this point at all. The supplementary article does have a few examples but it only assumes 0.95% in any models. This is the management fee of a typical 2 or 3x ETF, not the actual cost. Buying swaps, futures, and other contracts costs money. There is a hidden expense. No counterparty is giving you free leverage. Typically these things trade in contango with the assumption that the assets will rise inline with the risk free rate. At present, that rate is the 5% federal funds rate, or 4% over longer durations as seen by longterm treasury yields. They must exceed that rate of return to produce any profit.

That said, its true that you can still profit off volatility and outperform in flat, choppy markets by harvesting the movements using 0.5x leverage or other mean reversion strategies. This concept is generally known as Shannon's Demon. This requires rebalancing of course. If you set up 50% exposure at the beginning of the year and then never touch it, there is no benefit. You would achieve the same flat return. You must actively trade.
Obviously 0.5x leverage will also outperform in a declining market simply by having less exposure to the losses, whether regularly rebalanced or not. If rebalancing though, you can potentially even make money during declining markets. This concept is known as Parrondo’s Paradox.

In general though, I recommend using your brain and constructing a portfolio full of positions that offer solid value, rather than trying to seek out some magic formula that'll give you a free ride to massive wealth. Small portfolios have a benefit of scale. There is enough liquidity for you to easily build a position in all the best names you can find.

>>53963393
>more aggressive trades?
i don't have 25k for PDT or margin kek
hence the reasoning for wanting to profit off the bot directly before the multiple years it's going to take to save that much

>>53963382
Portland, Texas, DC

>>53963417
well then what i would do is consult people on finance boards and share a practice trading account proving the bot works over time.

>>53963417
>>53963429
i think you answered your own questions dude. if your bot doesn't scale, then that's a problem

>>53963392
>and if its good, then everyone will use it and arbitrage will remove the edge.
i was just thinking about asking the question "what if it actually worked and I just released it publicly, fuck it?"
that answers it. you can't...
but can you?
can a single bot that can predict the market enough to profit from it smash all volatility?

are you telling me if I open source a bot that works I will turn the entire stock market into a horizontal line?

i'm leaning in the direction of just open sourcing it and making a patreon, if people give a shit then it's worth my time to work on and keep updating the open source version.

>>53963263
There are only around 6 baking opportunities per day. I do hope you get your OP eventually.

For example, lets just say that I theoretically put $4000 into crypto, watched it quadruple and now I theoretically had $16k in crypto. Now lets imagine that I theoretically put half of that so $8000 into this funny haha gambling coin called OpenBetAI or something in August 2023 and just forgot about it cause it's funny to put a lot of money into degenerate industries. But theoretically lets say that it turned to $8 billion in a bit over a year and now I want to cash out and move it to my bank account. How would I theoretically go on about this safely if I theoretically had this much money in crypto, in theory of course.

>>53963444
it'll scale
richfags don't understand the difficulty in playing 1000 pairs with $50-$1000/share pricetags and not being able to consistently 2x every single day; while making <$20/hr and paying rent.

bot actually doesn't find intervals requiring PDT to be super profitable anyway. time will tell how much of a restriction it is; margin is easier to obtain.

what I need to write is a stock screener i haven't done that yet, i just play SPXL/S and SOXL/S.

if this rolls in the profit i would dump a public read only api or something to a trade account or paper trade account if i was selling it obviously. not sure how selling it would even work; to be trustworthy it would have to be open source; it would be an honor system with a license anyway.

>>53963472
usdc---->charles schwab/td ameritrade

i woke up to use the bathroom, i'm not even checking futures because i know there is no way they dump while im asleep.

>>53963472
You would contact the IRS telling them you love paying taxes, and ask if there was any way you could pay the entirety of your gains to them.

>>53963429
If you're actually confident in the thing, you can take out a 30-50k personal loan pretty easily to self fund. Unless it has scaling issues.

>>53963498
Futures are up, we will have a neon green dildo day

>>53963369
hey if you ever see a toy buyer come through tell them to stock more Star Wars Vintage Collection in WMT

>>53963517
>>53963489
you are responding to a bot shilling their scamcoin

>>53963522
well if i'm not jinxing it, then you definitely are.

>>53963380
Yeah leftists, while lotta people up in Maine stealing dorags an shit

>>53963522
>he lacks critical awareness

>>53963528
>good bot

>>53963188
Do we melt up tomorrow or not? Seems like until we fly close to the sun again the market doesnt give the slightest fuck about downside catalyst

>The Short-Term Energy Outlook (STEO) provides the U.S. Energy Information Administration’s (EIA) near-term perspective on energy markets. Each month, the STEO provides forecasts through the end of the next calendar year for consumption, supply, trade, and prices across major fuel types. In addition, the STEO provides in-depth market analysis for crude oil, petroleum products, and natural gas markets. Although its emphasis is on U.S. energy markets, the STEO also includes forecasts for certain international liquid fuels markets.

>>53963520
>Unless it has scaling issues.
i just realized tradestation will let me trade micro's with no account minimum, and they aren't subject to PDT. there's the next scale.

still have lots of time to test this out on my own.
should I open source it though outright? thinking about just doing that too. there's definitely idea walls that come up. nobody would contribute though it runs into the same problem, any winning forks would just keep the fork or sell it.

hate doing this alone mostly but thats just the way it is i guess

>China says that relations with the U.S. have left a rational path and warned of conflict. China's Foreign Minister just said that if the U.S. "does not hit the brakes... there will be confrontation."

Uh bros, will this mean that we are gonna get a trade war with China this year? If that happens while interest rates, inflation as well as shit with the credit debt bubbles are surging...oh shit.

>>53963577

>>53963571
which part of 'nothing ever happens' are you having trouble with?

>>53963583
bears literally have the beginning stage of paranoid schizophrenia

What is infinity? Computers and humans have a difficult time with this idea. Is this God's way of putting a brickwall in fromt of us?

>>53963571
china has never won a war ever

>>53963595
i can conceptualize infinity just fine

>>53963595
What are futures?

Fuck it I will be listening to vaporwave while browsing futures and any new stocks to invest in.

https://youtu.be/CABEr-Q9kRM

>>53963609
poor kid

Don't pussy out USbros. Crash this stupid market

>futures

>>53963595
Infinity = the amount of damage niggers can do to civilization, there is simply no limit

>>53963245
Hope so. I'm gonna load up.

>>53963605

I get caught up with the idea of infinite space. You know, an infinite universe or whatever. My understanding of this idea is poor at best. My mind tries to bite off more than it can chew.

>>53963632
kek even walmart is getting heemed with constant crime. Soon there won't be any stores and will just be online.

https://youtu.be/WI4wiSff4zM

>>53963631

>>53963640
it seems like every time i go into a big box store another category is locked up in cases. first it was liquor, then laundry soap, then shavers, then underwear, now even OTC painkillers
you have to go to extra effort to track down an employee to open the case up for you, half the time you can't find someone
looking pretty dire for retail

>>53963640
KEK

>>53963644
that's a... actually i'm stumped

>>53963640
We need accelerationism to take effect so the government just orders open season on these "people"

>>53963674
>We need accelerationism
they just got done making everyone take a death shot and turned all future humans into GMO humans.

>>53963631
Why are they all so fucking fat, what is this some OF bbw meetup?

>>53963689
don't you follow the news? pablo escobar is responsible for this

>>53963652
Its a real shame. That's the same reason why shopping malls died out because they were full of gangs and thieves. Last time I even went shopping in person was 2010 in North Carolina at a mall. Even during daytime, it didn't feel that safe with groups of sussy black dudes hanging out and it was near one of the NICE neighborhoods too.

Same with retail stores from the old days. Sears, Blockbuster, Toys R Us, even Waldenbooks were affected by crime to a degree iirc. Its gonna suck when everything is going to be online only imo.

>>53963674
The government will be there to stop you from stopping those "people."
Read the Turner Diaries.

>>53963713
I worked at Toys R Us in 2016. Lots of niggers and cracked out whites that would conduct full on heists.

Wheres SOXL nigga at? Hes been right about direction on chop days.

I require his council

>>53963713
>*even went shopping for anything besides groceries in person
stupid typo but you get the idea. I used to like walking about in stores and pick stuff up, its just not the same these days.
>>53963739
I remember Toys R Us was actually the better place to go to buy video games because the people that worked there cared about games(fuck Gamestop and their shitty practices and the retards that work there). Real shame that its gone from bankruptcy...

Speaking of, I hope Gamestop goes bankrupt someday and I can short the shit out of them. Never liked that trash store chain.

Yields....

>>53963772
Did the fucking 6M and 1Y yields increase again? shit.

>>53963777

another Tuesday another Jpow day
t-this time it's Black Tuesday for real

>>53963315
google is in california and the stock market is in new york so it takes awhile

Futes mooning

...and here is your playbook for (((our))) crash following the great depression for the 21st century
you either make it or get hooked during le dip and slaughtered later on

WHOA BLACK BETTY
EXECUTE GOOKMOOT AND HIS BITCHBOY BIZ MOD

>>53963808
It might go all wacky when Jerome talks.

I swear to god, if Jerome doesn't grow some balls tomorrow...

Whoa Black Betty!

HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>53963786
Futures are pumping too hard to let that happen

>>53963864
I want jpow to unleash a 100bps nuke on the markets but I don't think that will happen

>>53963876
Jpow might not be the black swan, but the rising yields are screaming for a financial accident to happen.
just give it some more time until we hear big blowups to start the shit show. it does not even have to be in US... the UK is at the same yield levels again where they needed to do emergency QE last year.. literal every westernized country have inverted yield curves and high inflation.
I might be schizo but I can literally feel the calm before the storm.

Oil&Gas down, oil&gas stocks up. I fuckin hate this damn market.
I am counting on you, Mr. Powell, to bring this damn bullrun to its knees.
I don't get it, was everything already priced in last year? New hikes were announced in Europe but the markets just kept on pumping, indicating that it was already expected by the algos and that it has already been priced in.
Fuckin hell, I regret everyday that I missed out on this generational bottom... :(

>>53963908
We should have crashed a long time ago, but instead the economic outlook just keeps getting more fucked. If it ever actually does collapse, at this rate it's going to be fucking apocalyptic.

i have a 100% trading strategy. i am dead serious. did you read that right? read that again. say it out loud. read my lips. you know what, you're a nice guy so i'll say it again: I have a 100% trading strategy. no, i am not joking. i use 100% of my cash and lose 100% of my money, 100% of the time. it's a 100% strategy.

>>53963786
heheheheh

I think SOXL is going to 10.

>>53963786
I own SOXS.

>>53963933
this. instead of try to control the downward move, we're heading for a sudden high dynamic crash. a shame it has to go that way tho

>DAX still pumping
shit's lit.
I don't know why analyst call it undervalued tho. There's almost no growth value since it's in europe and muh workers rights. But it doesn't trade at 20 PE average, so that's that I guess

SIGA SKITZOS it is time again..... if there is one voice to listen to it is this: if ur not doing dd on h5n1 rn you deserve to get birded. round 1 was rona. round 2 monkepox. get ready for round 3. bird up. think it's a coincidence a black swan is a bird? or GOF research was done on h5n1 too? ya realize they prevented that research from being published until 2012? it only takes 5 mutations for shit to hit the fan. we have had one so far. did you know h5n1 involves fauci and billy g too, because ofc it does? why did the indonesia ministry of health just alert 195 hospitals and ship them antivirals? why is moderna pres saying h5n1 is a "clear threat"? why is the WHO now reviewing its global risk assessment after that girl died in cambodia? murica grows 9bil+ chickens a year and is talking about mass bird vaxxing. if you can't see all these bread crumbs you are not OG SIGGA. you will fomo into the plays. there will be numerous plays to be had. there is still time to finish your research. to have your plays ready. dont be a retard. see the light. darkness is coming. but so is money. very bullish on bird flu.

>>53964022
workers rights are bullish

>>53964022
Because record earnings and not ATH, it's that simple. European companies are rolling cash now because of the inflation, offloading all costs on the customers because we are cucks that pay egregious prices for everything.
Same situation here in Scandinavia. Pretty much all Large Cap companies are reporting "best quarter ever", with the inflation actually helping their profits

>>53964022
I sold 60% of my europe holdings, I think it's time to rebalance entirely into tech sectors of your choice.

>>53964056
that's basically betting against the ECB. Europe being more social than liberal, I'd expect somebody at the top to call bullshit on companies, and either increase taxes, or increasing rate. If they don't do shit, people will go in the street lmao

COIN vill go back to 30USD und I vill be happy

>>53963188
I just figured out I can only hold when it's dumping so I have to invert the chart in order to hold while it's pumping it's so weird

Does anyone know anything about palladium and it's potential uses?

Is KOLD / BOIL the new SOXS / SOXL? Are we going to see tranime characters attached to each one of those tickers soon? We already have very, very autistic posters dedicated to those things, so I guess it's just matter of time.

>>53964129
Yeah. It is meant to replace platinum for catalytic converter in the automotive industry. the problem is now the automotive industry is shifting towards electric. But I think that's the main industrial application

>>53964129
Cars + hydrogen production. Both of those things are hated by WEF, act accordingly.

>>53964129
Palladium's main application is catalytic converters. It's also important for electronics (capacitors) and fuel cells.

>>53964164
>>53964166
>>53964184
Yeah, I'm thinking lithium.

>>53964159
No. They will all lose their money and cry.
DRN/DRV is where the money is.

>>53964106
>that's basically betting against the ECB
Yepp, they are pussies that have failed to deliver.
>people will go in the street lmao
Modern europeans? M8 please. We are so cucked that we will continue paying whatever prices they set. People here are too liberal with their "surplus" of money and the companies are exploiting that. Hell, have you seen how much trade jobs charge?

>>53963188
>still little use of nuclear power
"Man-things can not comprehend the power of green rocks, too stupid-dense yes yes! Goblin long nose tribe supresses uranium prices, only big rat brain cant be fool-tricked! Buy, accumulate, hoard more UUUU!"

iShares S&P 500 Materials Sector UCITS ETF main holding is LIN (19% weighted) which has 43 P/E despite record earnings last year thanks to brap gas.
I wonder how many other ETFs are overvalued. Imagine what will happen when we get a correction. ETF prices will drop, triggering outflow of customers.
It seems like BlackRock future might not be so bright afterall.

I'm going in on DRV at 45.
The real estate market is about to get heemed.

>>53964331
>LIN is 19% of something
its over

Day 26 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Making some radical design changes to the actuator to greatly simplify things, and that should make building the robots a piece of cake going forward.

>>53952038

Futes

>ram successfully installed
>now I have more ram than ever
Things are looking up.

>>53964471
Where do I sign up as a test user for your sex robot?

>>53964331
>It seems like BlackRock future might not be so bright afterall.
Blackrock is the reason why 7 million men are out of the workforce and not looking, they have definitely ensured a herd of angry boys will come for them.

>>53964492
I'm sorry anon, but it's going to be a while. It's still the end goal, but there are multiple stepping stones to get there.

>>53964476
Rocker and Scoops getting doxxed within the same month. What a time to be on /smg/.

>>53964517
I hope you succeed. Can't wait for this future. Just make sure you are ready for attacks on your business done by biological vaginas.

I was banned for making the following post, and then all of my posts were deleted, for anyone who is curious what the CORRUPT FAGGOT MODS are up to and why 4chan has turned into low IQ mainstream bullshit for Reddit politicos now. It's because CORRUPT PIECES OF SHIT are curating discussion for political pov:

>a bunch of retarded faggots learn the theory that systemic emergences can lead to inequitable outcomes
>proceed to petulantly defend the system no matter what because it's the system that gives them privilege

Sorry for talking about you and hurting your feelings, you glowfaggot pile of shit with no respect for the rights of others who is bringing your glowfaggot autocratic shadowbanning from Reddit to 4chan now. You bootlicking, powertripping fly on a faggots turd. You literally state socialist literal Nazi.

What are cheap efficient meals with good macros?

>>53964577
Go to GFS, get corn tortillas. Get can of shredded beef. That's pretty much it. The giant can of beef looks pretty disgusting but it's good. If you dice up some cilantro and onions people think your eating fancy

>>53964520
Rocker wasn't doxxed. We already knew who he was and where he lived since the beginning. Someone outside /smg/ and related to rocker found his channel and probably asked him who are the oil Geishas, who is esemgee, who are "They", who is scoopsies and why does he want his bussy despite him claiming being married to someone named TooDee Miko.
>posting the tranny goblina
Just by this I know you don't know what VIX is and you'll ngmi.

>>53963354
You sound like someone who sells roulette gambling systems. It doesn't work, but people like to believe. And they usually forget to take losses from zero into account. Is your backtesting taking transaction costs into account?

Squarespace +12.06% before open.

>>53963786
Jpow days are always green. Might as well buy tqqq calls

I just discovered adult film star August Taylor.

Absolutely bullish for stocks

>>53963812
THE

DOW

HISTORY

>>53964517
Also consider getting into Pony business. Plenty of wealthy degenerates there.

>>53964620
lol check your autism, poorfag

>>53963908
>just give it some more time until we hear big blowups to start the shit show
The perma-bear narrative fails to take into account that it's the desirable outcome. Flush the zombie corporations hogging liquidity with no output. Rinse, repeat.
>emergency QE
Strategy of yesteryear. QE infinity is going strong through RRP.
>inverted yield curves
Irrelevant in this cycle. If you knew what to look for, you'd know that we are in the goldilocks, for the time being.

>>53964159
avoid boil

https://www.quora.com/Can-I-hold-a-leveraged-ETF-long-term

>>53964244
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/06/iran-says-its-discovered-worlds-second-largest-lithium-deposit.html

I am going to hold BOIL for another few weeks. If it does not reach at least 10-15 by that time then I will cut my losses.

>>53964683
Leveraged bros fear this creature.

Bros TRKA schizos STAY winning... wtf...

>seeing local banks advertise cds on electronic billboards on busy main streets

Are we in some big trap? We went from bots and influencers shilling investing in everything in 2021 to bonds/cds psyop.

>>53964719
Just market makers looking for customers. It's ripe with suckers considering the 0dte craze.

>>53963864
He did nothing wrong

>>53964068
Hey anon any US tech recommendations to look into? Besides the usual suspects.

Also, how much can I expect to pay (trading fees in % of allocated capital) just by buying in and selling the stock, not considering price actions? Looking at US borkers like IBKR

>>53964718
Holy shit why didn't I get more in the .30s holy shit!

How can I 10/10 troll smg?

SI

>>53964321
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
U
U
UEC
E
C

remember to buy JEPI and SPXS to hedge for the coming downfall

>>53964662
What does she have in her portfolio?

I hate women, bros

this market is gay

I will receive my $10 dividend from JNJ today. In other news, I'm down $160 on my JNJ investment.

>>53964750
why would you want to do that? what's not to like?

>>53964792
I'm selling puts. I hope they don't get filled

>>53964907
Buy the dip

>futures

https://youtu.be/RWvKpEYvo4s

hold oil, hooooldle AAAAAAAAAAAA

ded thred
ded gaem

>Futures

What's a good place to watch Papa P talk live? I miss his voice.

Why does everyone think deflation is coming when everything is screaming inflation being far too high?

>>53965117
i dont get it, futures are compact in a small space that will most likely result in overheating a lot?

>>53965140
not everything has meaning anon

>>53963206
DOLE bros... it's a beat!

>>53965132
Would they even allow deflation?

Always remember.
Bake early.
Bake often.

Dick's (kek) Sporting goods is up 6,14% before market open. The conference will be held half an hour after open if I'm not mistaken. Lads, if you were me, would you take that sweet 6% or wait for the conference hoping it goes up to 10?

>>53965151
No because it increases the value of debt and the entire economy depends on unlimited cheap credit

>>53965176
Pro tip
Used women figure skates are great for sniffing. Bullish for Dick’s

>>53964750
Just get in line fren. You’ll just be trolling the trolls who troll trolls though.

>>53964750
You can never intentionally troll /smg/.

>>53965172
>Bake early
I have to since electricity is cheap only in the early morning.
>Bake often
Sorry m8 but electricity is too damn expensive in this damn shithole. Like how is it even possible that electricity costs more now than 20 years ago despite better technology? It's almost as if someone was out to squeeze money out of the populace or something, haha

>>53964750
By posting a screenshot of a successful portfolio with full positions visible

>>53965151
Because the alternative is Weimar and the total destruction of the economy.

>>53964658
Careful anon. They don’t even allow pony posting on /toy/. That’s how bad the group is. Just invest in HAS and be done with it.

>>53965270
I was under the impression Germany had 2 concurrent currencies at the time: one based on metals and the other based on outside debt/currency. The latter being the problem one after all the punitive WW1 conditions.

>>53964719
There are almost no buyers for US treasuries right now. The market is very illiquid.

>>53964056
You should adjust the earnings for inflation. 'best quarter ever' my ass.

>>53965207
lol this triggered a buried memory. one time I thought I had rehearsal for something after school but didn't and my mom was busy for that amount of time so I stayed and closed the curtain on the set. got this one girl's pair of shoes from the dressing room that I had a crush on and jacked off while on the set couch and smelled them. I'm not even a feet guy but I thought I would try it out to see where it went lol

What's happening. I heard that Joe Biden is going to cut medicare benefits. Gotta love these politicians who just steal from the working families of America and want to throw Grandma and Grandpa off a cliff.

Imagine not even being alerted about ABML
90% IN A WEEK

>>53965344
Never change /smg/

*ahem*
Fuck bulls.
Glory to the bears.

>>53965207
Why didn't I think about this before holy fuck. Do they just sell them used? Where do I get them?

>>53965344
this is financial advice

>>53965319
Yes, except the market obviously doesn't give a crap. They see that the companies have withstood the "high inflationary and high rate" market and done remarkably well, which means that the earnings will only get better as inflation has been defeated, right? That's what normies believe bro, and that's what the algos currently indulge in.
Of course the earnings are good for now as the financial environment in Europe is high inflationary but low rate so pretty much no big company has been affected adversely. With the lagging effect of rates, it is only this and the next year that the earnings will start to get affected.
To be honest, who knows... this market is fugged. Maybe the bull run well and truly cannot be stopped... or maybe the ECB will start doing their damn job. Hah, fuckin good one

its over isn tit

>>53965344
He dropped this on no news?

>>53965344

>>53965344
You're like that pajeet that posts here and calls us all milk breaths.

You niggers hit me for $50k last year just by testing my greed. I'm coming back mother fuckers to clench your booty holes and prepare the lube. Daddy's home.

>>53965560
Are you threatening me?

>>53965533
I love jeets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXMA4g4HoYQ

>>53965567
No I'm hoping we can make a deal to fleece these goys together

YOU MAKE MY STOCKS GO UP RIGHT NOW!

>>53965594
I'm sorry, but we're out of fresh bagholders.

>>53965344
If anyone is going to ask themselves why the market is moving on no news: it's right here in front of you

SQQQ will be $55 by April

The vix still baiting retards into buying puts? Been out since December. Not sure whats been going on these days

Watch this I will make i red for a week

"i need to sell my child is sick, I need to take profit asap"

Get your shorts ready

>>53965648

>>53965576
Fucking hat pajeets. I run into their shitty videos a bunch when trying to solve autocad issues...fucking hate autocad too.

>>53965666

>>53963208
Good morning VTNR chads we back to double digits today shorts have no more shares to borrow, let's get it

>>53965560
Sometimes I think to myself "prison wouldn't be that bad" then I remember this guy

Is AAPL going out of business?

>>53965666
>You can find me in the vix
>kicking mumus in the dicks

Daddy Powell when?

>>53965726
at 10

>>53965722

>Natty Braps futs up 2%
>Boil down pre market
Is boil finally a buy?

>>53965740
Don't facebooks frogs @ me

>>53965726
After he has his way with brainard he will have his way with the market.

>>53965676
So someone made a $7.6 million VIX to 50 by May bet. What's the MM hedge on that? They are now short the vix calls, do they now go buy the equivalent amount of deltas in vix futures underlying contracts? Or is that larp? So now vix gets suppressed till at least may and we continue the range bound crab.

>Meta more layoffs expected this week
Uh oh techies....I thought we were safe...

>>53965666
Checked, Fifty is so based, he dabbed all over some (((record producer))) until he pissed and shidded himself and said "I'm sorry fofty"

>>53965739
Thanks

>>53965726
10:00 ET
>>53965745
After yesterdays gang fucking? I would say so, yes.
t. UNG bag holder

>>53965767
MANY MEN.....WISH DEATH ON ME

>>53965777
Sounds like fif got finessed outta $750k

>>53965777
Why would this make 50c look cool?
They both seem like faggots

>Listen to Hebrew songs
>All the stocks you buy do a +5%
It's literally that easy

>>53965797
fofty got fucked by some jew, jews taking advantage of negros many such cases. SAD

alright boys im officially fomoing into SQQQ

alright boys im officially fomoing into TQQQ

>>53965808
>AT THE BODY SHOP
>DOING SOMETHING UNHOLY
>Hebrew

The market sends alarming signals. CORRECTIONAL MOVEMENTS are on the horizon.

>>53965827
>jews taking advantage of negros many such cases
But da whypipo?

why are jap stocks so fucking boring?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>53965842
>>53965853
The duality of /smg/

What the fuck was that?!

>>53965868
>CORRECTIONAL

>>53965877
>09:29:59
it's over, stocks will never go up now

>>53965877
>17:29:59
It's over.

I held sqqq overnight, but am now concerned. What is the probability that jp is only pretending to fight inflation, but has secretly been told to pump it by his jewish masters?

you're buying puts today right anon?

>>53965871
it's impossible to take advantage of a white person because they come from a place of privilege to begin with. like joe biden always said, "Poor kids are just as smart and just as talented as white kids."

>>53965877
>15:29:59
jup that was it, we're doomed.

JEROME PAMP MY PUTS

>>53965874
They are firmly grounded in reality with actual real tangible fundamentals.

30 min until Jpow Q&A

>>53965893
Source on this salamander?

>>53965877
>2 days in a row that it's off by 1 second
WTF DOES IT MEAN?!!?
DO I SELL PUTS OR BUY PUTS!??!!?
DO I GO LONG OR BUY PUTS?!?!?

I didn't realize today was a Papa Jerome day

>>53965877
>08:29:59
Pack it in boys

>>53965877
>06:29:59
Bro you have ruined me, now my stocks will never go up....

Why is TRKA almost $1 overnight on literally no news?

>>53965904
so buy NTDOY and TM?

Buddy check DOLE banana

>>53965874
Do the main nippon exchanges still take an (electronic) lunch break from trading?

no shot they dump the markets if the news is gonna be bad

>>53965930
Squeeezzzzeeee

SPX levels of interest:
>~4024pts
>~4090pts gap close
>~4120pts magnetic allure

>>53965943
oops, looks like it slipped on its own peel

>>53965910
just some chick i went to school with
>spy 3995p

>>53965946
Tell that to the pivot retards that think stopping hikes after summer and keeping them there is a pivot. Or a 25 hike instead of 50 is a pivot.

>>53965930
Short covering, it did 10x in the past few weeks, could go up more but at this point I'm just riding my profits

HOW DO I ALWAYS MANAGE TO SELL THE BOTTOM

>>53965963
... and the obvious
>~4050pts

>>53965930
The heckin' squeeze is being squozzled, diamond hands to the moon fellow apes

Alright lads, I'm thankful for that +6%, not going to buy anything today.

>>53965930
>no news
The posted ER and blew it out of the park apparently. Like over 1000% yoy.

https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/02/28/2023/the-semiannual-monetary-policy-report-to-the-congress
for anyone wanting to listen to jpow live

NOT ANOTHER CRAB DAY
NOT AGAIN
PLEASE

jpow in 20 mins

When is TSLA finally shortable <180?

>>53965894
it warms my heart everytime someone embraces the fact that they're not actually a sand-nigger.

How long until Jerome speaks?

>bought the SGML top

Thank you

>>53965344
I just looked her up and she's really big into god now

Do not redeem the bitcorns

Shill me your next 50-100% gains stock for this year.

>>53966011
fear dump into jpow pump into lunchtime flatline

Prepare your asses niggers

>>53966020
18 mins

>>53965985
>HOW DO I ALWAYS MANAGE TO SELL THE BOTTOM
MY G-G-GENERATION!!!

>>53966011
S N I B
N
A
B

>>53966011
You better start believin' in the eternal crab market

YER IN ONE

Baking

>>53966034

>>53965930
Why do I keep checking the price it makes me want to an hero for not getting in at .30. I swear watching something you were going to get into but didn't moon is the absolute worst

Is it a bad idea to gamble on Jpow?

>>53965715
Should be fine if it's federal prison.

>>53966030
SNAP if the west bans TikTok.

nice wicks anon

>>53966062
the best time for swings :^)

>>53966073
This guy almost passes. Impressive. I bet if he put together a dance routine with flash, people would completely miss that's a man.

>>53966062
The question is: What should I buy if I want to gamble on daddy?

>>53966066
wich ones does Michael Burry invest in?

>>53960824
>>53960824
>>53960824

next
>>53966095

>>53966095

>>53966095

>>53966092

>>53966092
GME stands for Gay Money Evaporates lmao get rekt retard

-0.01% 15 mins into open, jpow gonna need to fucking come out screaming and flipping tables to get some life in this thing

KWAB

>>53966092

>>53965426
The Dick’s where I used to shop would give customers a credit for their used equipment in decent shape. Others could purchase this equipment. I got a pair of hockey skates there years ago. They were for skating though and not sniffing.