/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53956962
That's kinda gay OP

First for OP is a fycking faggot. Ban me tranny jannies, yall ain't shit.

I'M LIQUIDATING

Bearfags tongue my anus

PRESIDENT GLOWFAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPE ALL THE PEASANTS BACK INTO THEIR HOLEDIGGING POSITIONS BIDEN

What in tarnation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTJczUoc26U
Thread theme

I'm not short or long. I am in cash! Which gains 4.5%!

So when the fuck do i sell QQQ puts again

>>53956962
> I want it that way
TELL ME WHYYYY
> AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE

>>53956981
When the stock market is $23 trillion and we have a $1 trillion in 0dte options every fucking day yeah no shit. This is a massive trading bubble

Was there ever a day more fitting this meme?

>>53957012
Basically any time you could do it without it feeling extremely risky, it won't work because the market is no longer designed to help glowfaggots get rich; instead they're not just using it to make sure anyone who isn't a glowfaggot loses. There's a subtle distinction since the latter implies that we have to go drive taxis for a bunch of socialist glowfaggot city councils, for instance.

SOXL is a meme.

>>53957006
Actual thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Taxi medallions are an interesting case because democratic mayors actually do make a big deal about how great it is to only give them out to immigrants. Kind of like it's great to buy up all the capital and then sell it back to whatever demographic votes for the most faggot shit based dimensions like their race and whether they like butt stuff.

>>53957034
Can someone who isn't a white guy on the precipice of shooting up his local grocery store please answer my question re. VRP harvesting on QQQ puts

>>53957020
TELL ME WHYYYY
> AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
TELL ME WHY
I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY:

>>53957057
That's the real answer, retard. Stop trying to short the market; it doesn't work because glowfaggots won't let you. In real life, that's what is happening.

>>53957046
Final thread theme. Don't bother posting anything else

https://youtu.be/DenLxxyHzHs

>>53957057
He answered you accurately, numbnuts.

>Nat gas

>>53957046
What would you say about a song by a Jewish Trangender band from New York? It's about love fir bears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpeD2LJKpE

>>53957068
I
WANT
IT
THAT
WAY

>>53957021
>and we have a $1 trillion in 0dte options
How the fuck

My unnatural gas futures are pumping at least

>>53957090
Curveball: It's not retail

>>53957071
>>53957076
I'm talking about selling QQQ puts. Selling QQQ puts to open.

How fucking financially illiterate and inexperienced with the stock market is this general that people on here do not know what SELLING index/ETF puts means.

Do you guys think selling puts on QQQ is what bears do?

>>53957077
I have never seen BOIL or any etf or stock just bounce along the floor like this. Is this bullish? Like it's just perfectly hovering at this level right now. As if it's waiting for something...

>>53957090
Literally 5% of our ENTIRE GOD DAMN STOCK MARKET gets traded on zero day gambling options.

And thats only 40% of all options. This volatility is not fucking sustainable

>I'M GOING DEEPER UNDERGROUND
>THERE'S TOO MUCH PANIC IN THIS TOWN
>I'M GOING DEEPER UNDERGROUND
>THERE'S TOO MUCH PANIC IN THIS TOWN

>>53957105
Oh my bad I was thinking calls because why the fuck would you sell puts right now
Still my answer generalizes to all options; it is the correct model

>>53957101
I think my thesis of institutional money being dumber than retail is proving to be true

>>53957121
My Brother in Christ, you are mildly retarded

kek, exit liquidity baggies, kek

>>53957080
This only solidifies my hatred for Jews even more.

yeah lemme get uhhhhh KO
then uhhh lemme get some uhhhhh MCD
and i got MO in the glove compartment you feel me

>>53957101
Retail is 25% of it and rising. And thats only 0dte

Dump it.

>>53957105
His answer is correct dumb 3rd worlder

Can't decide if supporting white supremacist terrorism is bullish or bearish for SWBI, but it doesn't seem like a very positive development for the passive index fund industry as a whole, which is by far the largest shareholder of companies like this

>>53957106
The magnitude of intraday swings is turned waaaay down because of the initial plunge.

Seriously though can the market have a single day ever again where it just does normal shit without first needing to do the gayest fucking thing that's ever happened so far?

>>53957135
I'm confused anon, just minutes ago you requested a gay intercourse with a bear
>>53956993

>>53957147
That's a fed unit, so bullish for government investment.

you took your soxl profits and bought the soxs bottom right?

>>53957097

Hmm, yes, I've done some research into those.

>>53957138
so they're waiting for retail to get too entangled before dropping the hammer lol

Buy the dip!!!! WAHOOOOO

>>53957118
I'M STRAPPED INTO MY BED

I'VE GOT ELECTRODES IN MY HEAD

MY NERVES ARE REALLY BAD

THE BEST TIME I'VE EVER HAD

I'M A SICK BOY AND THERE'S NO CURE

I'M A SICK BOY, THERE SHOULD BE MORE

Give it up, Mumu shits.

>>53957146
The white school shooter doesn't even know what VRP harvesting / put selling is. He thinks it is directionally bearish. These are basic, simple things that people should automatically recognize when they read posts about trade structures.

/smg/ isn't even in the tastytrade phase right now, it's even fucking more inexperienced than the tastytrade phase at the moment. 2022 really wiped out so many people from /smg/ and we're just left with newfags who have no financial competence and regurgitate leddit tier conspiracies because they're holding some huge bags

are the 0dte options in the room with us right now?

>>53957159
It was a joke, okay?!?!?!?!

Check out GNK

Anyone hold UL or are there better cosmetic/beauty product picks?

>>53957105
Not buying calls = bearish

simple as

>>53957181
I already said it was a simple mistake you fucking dick.

>>53957147
I remember hearing about the proud boys from Gavin McInnes years ago, sounded like some gay ass larp. I have no idea why they became the go to "far right" scapegoat

>>53957181
Tell your special needs nurse to wipe the drool off your face

>>53957057
legit kek tho!

>DXY clawing back up for the day
>bonds go from buy to sell
>stocks go from buy to sell
We need to break 105 for the next real dump is my prediction.

>>53956992
rip boilfag

>the smjeet has a brown id

Look at all the upcoming data this week that will be coming out. It's going to make or break this market

THIS TIME for sure

>>53957057
P

U

IT STINKS LIKE SHIT AND DEAD BODIES IN HERE

WHO TF LET THIS DUMPY BROWN “MAN” ITT???

>QQQ puts

Who is going to displace American tech? The entire sub-continent is dependent upon mid-level American tech jobs and call centers servicing American markets. Read the room, kuthi fag.

>>53957187
Closing that BDRY gap.

>>53957181
And if you think there's anything novel about ideas like pin risk, stop hunting, most pain, then you're the fucking retard who doesn't know anything about trading, just the forget the record you reddit.txt spewing, bootlicking faggot.

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

Why is no one shorting the airlines? That means it's the perfect short.

>>53957224
Yep, I'm glad I didn't get too greedy on it and sold on 6% gain. Profit is profit.

Mushroom tea on empty stomach definitely makes me more relaxed with no headache

>>53957200
>I remember hearing about the proud boys from Gavin McInnes years ago
Well congrats to him for manipulating hordes of conservitards into buying his brand. And moreover, mega congrats to Gavin McInnes for having a company like SWBI trickle down their cash float onto him.

>>53957228
Bull flag buddy. :)

>>53957147
>PB
>white supremacist terrorism
You're either a kike or one of their stupid puppets

>>53957228
irredeemable

>>53957229
You know, if Danielle DiMartino Booth is right about those business tax refunds propping up airlines, hotels, and restaurants and they're now coming to an end...you may be on to something.

FUCKKKKKKKK MY GAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THIS is the worst /smg/

>>53957245
I don't he's even that smart it probably happened by accident and he just rolled with it

>>53957159
Is this supposed to be an image of bobo blowing mumu's dick?

I just ate a hamburger hope this doesn't offend the pajeet

I just want to see the world burn

>>53957267
Gain more like pain ha ha.

>>53957269
The worst /smg/ YET

>>53957221
Signal:noise ratio on this post is at least better than others on here.

>>53957269
Why do you say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1d8sMbIXuk

Test

>>53956449
Whenever influencers do retarded shit, you should assume that they're aware of the money they're burning and they expect youtube revenue or whatever platform they profit off will exceed the losses.
Sometimes they're actually retarded, but most of it is just engagement bait.

>>53957269
every thread since i've been coming to /smg/ is worse than the last

fucking hate these fuckers like you wouldnt believe

>>53957297
Is the thread in the room with you now, anon

>>53957269
and that is a great thing!

>>53957269
We haven't even had the AAAAAAA posters yet.

>He thought the market would move

>>53957269
No these days, they're pretty much all just infested with glowfaggots on a big glowfaggot crusade to make sure no one questions whether or not it's normal to have a world where glowfaggots just go around raping everyone in the face all day. Just like every other place on the internet. They get off on the idea that others are unhappy because they're so embarrassingly unfunny and just full-on NPC bootlickers spreading their asscheeks for elite power. Basically 10%+ of our society now consists of trophy wives of the establishment, except its worse because some of them are bitter homosexual men too.

>>53957303
no it's on a server somewhere

>>53957252
Proud Boys is literally terrorism. The only question is how passive indexers or semi-passives react to SWBI's involvement with Proud Boys. I know for a fact that buy-side hedgies are looking at SWBI because of their alignment with White terrorist networks

>>53957309
it is, it's moving downward

>>53957289
FAILED!

>>53957314
>that random glowfag that chimes in to argue that inflation isn't because of our monetary policy but instead a supply chain issue

everyone who fomo'd in today off the apple PT upgrade by GS lmao

>>53957308
shut your mouth. AAAAAAA posting is hilarious when warranted

>>53957221
Being bearish on tech doesn't necessarily mean believing tech is going away. Reality isn't black and white.

What would constitute a good /smg/, anons sharing trading setups?

/TECH'd/ AGAIN

>>53957330
>that random glowfag that gives a shit about Ukraine

remember when antifa executed a black teen in the autozone and then removed the evidence?
CHAZ Farms remembers....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53957332
>everyone who fomo'd in today off the apple PT upgrade by GS lmao
The PT upgrade is going to be entirely sold off in a few days it looks like

>>53957330
Exactly. Anyone can just check profit margins, but that's not where their glowfaggot overlords tell them to look, and they don't get any goodboy points for contradicting their glowfaggot overlords; in fact proving them wrong would be unforgivable.

>>53957259
this mott capital nigger is gonna make me copyright and watermark all my 4chan images.

I WANT MORE FUCKING VOLATILITY

>(((market makers)))

>>53957145
>cutes like this trading metals
Are there many women in professional trading?

>>53957355
No one is in the mood to reenact some canned debate between disingenuous reddit polemics, you know nothing clueless shitstain.

>>53957354
Wait about 20 hours.

>was down nearly 3000 dollars on my dpz puts
>do nothing
>now only down 1000

>>53957360
What the hell are you talking about, anon

>>53957337
No. More like analysis, dd, cycle tips, discussing strategies like hedging or difference trades, etc. Also macro and microeconomics discussion, etc.

>>53957357
Bloomberg Live is an endless parade of them.

"Man-things can not comprehend the power of UUUU and green rocks, too stupid-dense yes yes! Goblin long nose tribe supresses uranium prices, only big skaven brain cant be fool-tricked!
buy, accumulate, hoard more UUUU!"

>>53957357
They went under the table for those jobs

>grindr just casually up 8,5%
Huh

This is the world we live in now. We can't even have a discussion on 4chan without getting raided every day by literal glowfaggots who are literally from reddit.
Thank you so much glowfaggots. Thank you so much for turning the world into such a cool place for anyone who isn't a powertripping, bootlicking, status-seeking, racketeering, corrupt, rancid gestapo turd.

>>53957372
No one does that shit during market hours. Maybe you can do some analysis as to why.

>>53957377
Every single uranium stock retard deserves to get aggressively bullied on /smg/

this is gonna close like last tuesday where it plummets minutes before close

>>53957318
There’s a proud boy behind you right now.

>>53957382
>12pbtid
>green id
u glow bro

>>53957381
Lmao dis nigga has Grindr.

>>53957381
>8,5%
Son this is an American thread

>>53957385
>t.

>>53957382
>Hello fellow trader

top 3 Fades right now ?

>>53957372
>Also macro and microeconomics discussion
This board unironically has some decent discussions, reminds me of old /pol/

>>53957384
I didn't respond to any question related to what people are currently doing, fagotron.

Tf happened to the Rus2k?

>>53957371
He's a screeching male Karen who believes in the Efficient Market hypothesis and that alphabet agencies specifically target his trades to force him into manual labor and is gonna accuse me of being glowie for being snarky

They probably come up with that bizarre response because their kneejerk reaction is to think that I really am a glowfaggot because otherwise how would I have enough inside into their insider knowledge today to be this angry.

I'm not even kidding.

>>53957399
Cmon, /smg/ is not still unironically bullish on Uranium miner shitcos?

>>53957412
The Efficient Market hypothesis is obviously correct, anon, you're damn right. Insiders do seem to have perfect knowledge of where they need to price to move on the next given catalyst. It's true.

>>53957382
Dude, chill. Being angry isn't good for your health.

>>53957421
up 40% in 6 months on my uranium position. cope and seethe, chuddy

>>53957404
A good daytime /smg/ doesn't have that boring gay shit. It has OOOOOO's and AAAAAAAAA's, mixed with accusations of being a glowie, WTFWT's, and unexplained links to random songs.

>>53957412
>/r/eddit/
Don't come back, retarded tourist

>>53957430
That is surely a healthy sharpe ratio. What are the uranium names you're in rn, chudzone?

>>53957402
Stocks, bonds, real estate.

>>53957377
Lots of fur you got there, be a shame if it were to catch fire.

>>53957382
>This is the world we live in now.
first of all, you live in a simulation
>We can't even have a discussion on 4chan without getting raided every day by literal glowfaggots
none of these people exist

>>53957412
The federal government is literally trying to drive people back into labor, just openly as a matter of policy. They explicitly state this regularly during speeches, including the fed chair who also frequently clarifies that part of his dual mandate pertains to employment, but I'm aware that there's literally nothing in the world that could happen to override the pretend knowledge glowfaggots think they have due to whatever they've been told in their privileged setting by some corrupt asshole.

Well /smg/

https://strawpoll.com/polls/bVg8oB3BVnY
https://strawpoll.com/polls/bVg8oB3BVnY
https://strawpoll.com/polls/bVg8oB3BVnY

>>53957402
Nigga, I ain't your barber.

>>53957264
I wanna suck on Danielle’s calves and mommy milkers goo goo gah gah WAHHHHH! BABY NEED MILKY!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

>>53957382
You dropped this fren

>>53957442
half my uranium positions are in cameco, the rest in broad etf

>>53957460
She is an absolute queen. My hope is that any Brainardfags start simping for her.

>>53957460
I'm FOMOing into crude milk futures

>>53957460
how do i commence a financially and sexually rewarding relationship with a brick shithouse of a middle aged woman like this?

>>53957381
>Actual, literal gay sex stock
And I thought SIGA posting was just memeing

>>53957454
Holy shit rocker, are you upset at me for calling you out for getting shitface drunk and talking about how you are attracted to your underage niece and want to do things to her?

I didn't even want to type it out so i posted about it in a vocaroo. but if youre gonna be an annoying fag then i guess /smg/ is gonna know about your pedo rape tendencies

>>53957421
Uranium is more widely available than you think. And demand is not even that high too. Since 2000 the demand dropped so much that many companies had to stop mining because it became unprofitable. Pic related is from UUUU presentation. The moment those mines come online, Uranium price will start dropping.
REE could be a way to go, so it will be interesting to see if UUUU can actually pull it off and become profitable.

>>53957486
We drove off that one (alleged) female.

>>53957497
did she (he) post their tits at least?

>>53957421
The federal government is pivoting away from solar and wind and moving toward Nuclear. If whites are so irredeemable (lol) why are you pumping us for alpha like some newfag 20-something? I don’t scour Indian forums for investment info because I know for certain there isn’t anything worth finding there.

>>53957057
Based fellow desi. So easy to make them do backflips.

>>53957396
>Son this is an American thread

>>53957503
I don't know, but I think I remember her saying she was ugly.

>>53957489
I don't know what you're referencing, but if you can't take it don't dish it out pajeet. We like to have fun here.

>>53957510
>8,5%
Your percentage formatting gave you away, friend

>>53957510
American website discussion the American stock market

>>53957497
There was a girl (female) on /smg/? I somehow doubt this.

Power quarter hour or sour quarter hour?

>>53957489
I didn't know rocker was that based, thanks for letting me know, pajeet.

>>53957521
Oh right, thanks lad.

>a bunch of retarded faggots learn the theory that systemic emergences can lead to inequitable outcomes
>proceed to petulantly defend the system no matter what because it's the system that gives them privilege and that's what allows them to dismiss anyone who questions their privilege by calling them racist

>>53957529
There are no circuit breakers in the final quarter. Food for thought.

>>53957505
>The federal government is pivoting away from solar and wind and moving toward Nuclear. If whites are so irredeemable (lol) why are you pumping us for alpha like some newfag 20-something?

This whole sentence reads like a non-sequitur. Nuclear is not catching a bid anytime soon and your capital is best parked in other assets. I'm going to laugh so fucking hard if anyone in this thread is still long on DNN.

>>53957529
Pincer hour, forever and ever

Guys, I have some bad news.

I am big chilling buying this profit taking dip and holding my positions in expectation of another leg up before a bigger correction. Surely this will not end up being a misguided read and turn out poorly for me in any way.

>>53957355
i've watched stocks have their asks placed lower than the last ask trade all day

>>53957527
TRANS WOMYN ARE WOMAN BIGOT!

>>53957472
Agreed. I could use some AI fakes where she’s wearing a halter top and mini skirt.
>>53957481
A wise investment
>>53957487
I dunno. Let me know when you figure it out. Her husband doesn’t appreciate her enough, I’m sure of it. Maybe there’s an angle there.

>>53957382
Hey fuck you buddy I'll kick your ass

AND THEN SPY CLOSED AT +0.0%, AND IT KEPT CLOSING AT +0.0%, FOREVER.

>>53957549
Why don't you just get on craigslist and post an ad looking for a hedge fund manager so you can lick his asshole, you snarky bootlicking fuck

>worked out
>installed new dimming light switch
>sold naked calls for ham at the open
>bought and cooked said ham
feeling good bros

>>53957530
>>53957512
I remember Rocker got really drunk and started talking about how he was with his family and couldn't stop thinking about his young niece. Jannies literally banned him for it because it was quite egregious. I pointed this out a few days ago when explaining to newfags the Rocker lore. Ever since then Rocker has been upset at me because he thought we would all just memoryhole his niece rape stories

>>53957527
Never

>>53957559
I'll fuck your ass

Paramount sent me a job offer. Should I accept it? They need someone to write non-pajeet code. Maybe they will invite me to some backstage orgies too.

>>53957382
Fragile honkaloid, the kikes were right about your kind

>>53957566
based jew jewing the jews

>>53957563
Gayer than Bear Force One
Gayer than SIGA and GRND put together
Gayer than the Secretary of Transportation

>>53957563
market hours exist solely to kill theta. movements are only allowed to occur outside market hours

>>53957556
>totally normal nonglowfaggot reply

>>53957564 (you)

Bullshit pump

>>53957568
>Rocker is the uncle anon poster from /fit/

Look at how mad they really do get when you start calling them out. What a bunch of fucking babies. Here's an idea: Don't be corrupt pieces of shit, and then you won't have to be defensive about when others notice that you're corrupt pieces of shit.

>>53957568
So you're saying rocker is based and you're a redditsrd who doesn't belong here. Got it.

You tried mumu

>>53957601
I really enjoy this gimmick and will be using it later this week to try on a new batch of smiggers

>>53957584
glowniggers don't confirm the presence of jews anon, they deflect

i'm confirming the presence of jewish market makers intentionally pushing stocks down by placing asks lower than previous bids and ask trades

>Off, off with your head
>Dance, dance til you're dead (dead)
>Heads will roll
>Heads will roll
>Heads will roll
>On the floor

the difference is rocker would never actually do it unlike your uncle

Say what you will about BOIL baggies and KOLD klan on any given day, but at least they fucking move.

>>53957557
Then explain why the spelling is different you lefty homo gloryhole attendant

>“Children aren’t fucking enough”

>Elon: Super concerning, looking into this.

>>53957568
First of all, my niece isn't related to me it's through marriage. Secondly, she's 18. Thirdly, all I said was she was a beautiful, tough, farm girl that could mog all of this general.

Answer me this, why are Zerohedge such mumu niggers?

>>53957617
What a fag. Imagine missing the chance.

>>53957628
No no no no Rocker, do not walk back on this. You clearly said she was in middle school. That's why the fucking jannies banned you.

>>53957460
is this another incel stinkjeet shitting up the thread? even if india was banned, so many of these fuckers have escaped to the west, would a ban even make any difference?

> Whenever I am having a bad day, I think about Rocker and Baggie and I don't feel so bad anymore

>>53957625
Reminds me of that movie redditors like
>>53957635
I thought they were bears

>>53957635
more like zeroedge amirite

>>53957625
elon has like 15 kids and unironically thinks the earth is underpopulated
loony guy

>>53957625
based eugenics chad

>>53957635
>>53957653
Zerohedge are not mumus or bears. They're just a boomer rage container full of droolers who have never heard of French-Fama.

Well at least LOVE stock moved today. So there is that.

>>53957539
If it’s a non-sequitur then how were you able to decipher it in my native language? What are you doing here? Rocker already blew you the fuck out. Begone, subhuman. You will never escape your caste. You are destined to marry some dumpy Desi woman that wears a Sari. I could totally fail in my life and still be doing better than you.

>>53957613
/smg/ karaoke meet up when?

>>53957661
>the earth is underpopulated
It will be, birth rates are fucked

>bagholding both amazon and google

how did it get like this

>>53957601
>Don't be corrupt pieces of shit

>>53957661
>thinks the earth is underpopulated
it is, though

>>53957653
Nah zerohedge has been pretty bullish since the fed pivot hopes from last fall. Not really been the wrong call.

>>53957661
Yeah you're so above it all despite how what you just said is obviously fucking stupid.
>xD

>>53957653
do you think they even understand the time machine at the end of the movie

>>53957643
Listen Pradeep, you cannot will these things into existence. You're going to have to accept that when a white man like me chooses to shit in the street it's based and redpilled. When pajeets like you shit in the street it's cringe and bluepilled, and that's just the way life is.

>>53957661
number go up fast also comes down fast

>>53957568
That’s some big shit talking for someone from India.

>national average 10.8%

>>53957661
Are you thick? The Earth is incredibly underpopulated.

What is going on with this thread? is this the end of smg?

>>53957661
Underpopulated by intelligent and/or hardworking people for sure.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53957620
My BOIL is up almost 4% already.

Just when I didn't think the markets could get more autistic, 0dte's start closing every day at round numbers.

I am smugly buying puts and you cant stop me

>>53957568
Did he wake up some latent memories of yours? Is this why you’re so uppity today? You can tell us. We’re all frens here.

>>53957661
the world's overpopulated by brainlets and underpopulated by smart people; most of the births are coming from shithole third world nations while first world nations decline; most likely due to the insanity of modern dating and cost of living

>>53957721
Yes I shorted Nat gas, how could you tell?

>>53957718
I already said the answer. The same thing that happens everyone on the internet now: The discussion is being managed by literal propagandists and they get cranky when you make their jobs being corrupt pieces of shit more difficult.

>>53957563
Nice 0DTEs you have there, fellow trader.

>>53957653
They sperg out with a bullish bias most of the time recently
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1632839777203503114?t=dw8ZpMb8l_DfYrRG-T-8Gw&s=19

COIN Starts to decline exactly 1 trading hour after my puts expired, why are (((they))) like this?

>>53957721
A tremendous +0.14%

>>53957730
So true King. The refusal of these liberal whores to swipe right on us Nice Guys ™ is why the world is underpopulated by smart people.

I am financially 0dte'd.

>>53957730
the good news is once the west is destroyed then there's nothing holding back the strongest/smartest from dominating

>>53957724
It's literally just openly a fucking scam to benefit elite bankers now, and no one even cares because socialist glowfaggots got their critical mass of government infiltration accomplished.

>>53957718
Huh?

>>53957721
+0.03%

>>53957721
I was up, now im down.

>>53957721
I regained more than $60.

>>53957685
>having an opinion is being "above it all"
you have 30 posts itt
>>53957719
>>53957717
>>53957679
>>53957671
infinite growth isn't good. on one hand elon wants to escape to mars because the earth is fucked, yet also says it's underpopulated.

>>53957716
Holy fuck is this why Tamilians / Telegus are 200 IQ and are becoming C-suite execs at all these start up unicorns / companies while us Naaaarth Indians are subhuman mid level wage cagies?

Because we don't fuck our cousins enough?

THERE is a gravestone daily doji on SPY.

>>53957721
-.62%

>>53957620
>>53957723
>>53957733

fook yeah I love gambling on this commodity

>>53957733
Very nice KOLD klansman

>>53957721
>XLB: -1.63%
>XLC: 0%
>XLE: 0.07%
>XLF: 0.06%
>XLI: -0.2%
>XLK: 0.49%
>XLP: 0.26%
>XLRE: -0.28%
>XLU: 0.48%
>XLV: -0.05%
>XLY: -0.72%

>Me: -3.33%
>YTD: -6.67%

Whatever. Maybe Powell will belt out some racial slurs tomorrow or Putin will blow up a Norwegian pipeline.

>>53957721

+0.44%

>>53957699
>hoverhanding a 2d gf

>>53957753
It's just money

>>53957750
>men being told being men is now bad, turning men into gentle fags that can't handle a challenge or lead a family
>divorce rates insanely high making it suicide for men to get married
>women being told all this bullshit by jews to consoom and be "independent" as they reject family life
>cost of living for one person already insane
>one person funding a mother raising their child at home is nearly impossible
>getting a house is so difficult that it's something most relationships would crumble under in the first place
it's not a case of "heckin nice guys like us!!!11"; it's the modern world being fucked and heavily against the idea of family

>>53957784
>>53957785
I feel bad about lying. It's just Degiro bug. For some reason they shown half of my portfolio as a daily gain today. I hope I won't be asked to pay tax on this money because of those incompetent idiots.

>>53957721
Figures are total gains, entire portfolio (as is) was bought today.

>>53957763

kek 6 figure hell is real. You might be stuck there for another 3 months

The pajeeta at my work who I’ve been having an affair with asked me to “breed” her with white babies. She used that word. How the f do I even respond to that? I won’t be able to pay child support and maintain my current pace of investments in VWENX

>>53957769
It is overpopulated by social detritus, mostly bugs and pajeets.

>>53957755
yeah eventually the pendulum will swing the other way and having a family is the cool, trendy thing and the jews will start marketing that idea more due to the profitability; same thing with what happened to fags: had zero weight to it until corporations found a way to turn it into a money making machine

>>53957721
-.08%

>>53957816
kek now i'm 100% sure it's a larp

>>53957721
-0.50%

>>53957802
>Degiro

is this some europoor version of robinhood?

>>53957769
Yeah but I'm not all like "aha ha what a silly guy" because someone thinks overpopulation is a problem yet has a lot of kids, like we're all just going to suspend our understanding how what's fucking retarded so we can humor your sassy faggot-like gossip about le cringe twitterlord

>>53957799
Yep, and that's another White smigger in this thread who is going to shoot up a grocery store some day. Grim.

>>53957721
I finally made it. I’m done. Moving in with dream girl, starting a family, and teaching our cats how to shoot.

>>53957811
Sad part was I could have gotten my yearly gain in feb and fucked off for the year. But I was retarded.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53957821
It’s true, and I’m also the guy who bought the Gucci boots and couldn’t return them

>>53957816
Do it. It will make CRBP pajeet seethe kek.

>>53957802
Unsurprising. KOLD is only up 20% after all. You'd have to be in some absolute degenerate options plays or max leverage via futures directly to see a swing like that.
Hopefully your actual portfolio did pretty well too though.

>>53957857
>>53957857
>>53957857

>>53957828
Worse version I would say since it has fees. I like it because it generates automated tax reports for me + has all the products I want, including OTC shit from Canada.

>>53957834
soibois and brown women with inflated egos
many such cases

>>53957829
>overpopulation is a problem
>over
>sassy faggot-like gossip about le cringe twitterlord
get a stress ball and re-read the post

>>53957854
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if some anon here went all in like that tho hehe. And thanks, it was just a crab actually in the end.

>>53957730
>cost of living

It's mostly the people that can afford to have children that don't want to have children.

>>53957798
>Not posting the webm

>>53957844
That's why I sold. Even if you think markets still goes up why not take what would be a year's worth of gains in a "normal" market and take a wait and see approach.

Or if you're tax event averse then hedge your longs with options and use that cash flow to buy in case of another dip.

>>53957670
My white school shooter friend, if you want to know why Indian-Americans are far more successful / wealthy than White chuds in the USA, its because we're smart enough to short shitty uranium miners like DNN. Pic related lol. Wondering what kind of uranium bags you're holding to make you seethe this much about the fact that my capital gains taxes on shorting uranium names are going to pay for your cousin's opiate overdose in Kentucky

>>53957875
oh whoops I meant to say underpopulation and accidentally said over guess I'm just le silly guy xD and my point is invalidated
you win today, insufferable, literally stupid -- like stupider than you even fucking realize -- reddit piece of shit irritating faggots who could do thinking humans a favor by just fucking dying en masse irl

>>53957816

Hapas are already unstable enough. We don't need to deal with half-jeets also seething about almost being white. Even the regular ones seethe, so you can imagine it'll be bad, source: this thread.

>>53957884
on the one hand we need to stop subsidizing shaniqua and juanetta from having 10 kids
but on the other hand we could learn a thing or two from them. why do people think they need to send their kids to fucking private kindergartens

>>53957865
Automated tax reports? are you telling me european brokers normally don't even bother sending you an equivalent of a burger's 1099?

>>53957799
Not getting “right swipes” from liberal women? Just remember it’s easier for a smart guy to act stupid then a stupid guy to act smart. Just say what they what to hear.

>>53957910
to get away from the nig nogs of course

>>53957902
you're being a real silly goose rn why are you worked up over this?

>>53957926
white flight is cuck shit

>>53957866
Those two losers are the first to go. Little sis can stay though.

>>53957914
Yep exactly. They are not forced to do so by law.

>>53957937
Let's see your 300 confirmed kills

>>53956962
I wanna be held like that, like I hold my long-term shares.

>>53957896
I should have, my thinking at the time was that the market had exceeded my estimations by a long shot and so I made the choice to ride the curve up and see where the new thresholds sits. Basically just got greedy, It will come back though and I have plenty time to wait, aslo 100k of that is in cash for slurping in case we crash.

>>53957769
I don't disagree but our economic and social nets aren't prepared for that shit

>>53957818
>jews' social politics are motivated by money

>>53957957
what the fuck did you just say to me?

>>53957937
You're out of your mind if you think I'm sending my 5 year old to school with a bunch of niggers.

>>53957937
You wont be saying that when they start chimping out because some nigger got killed(justifiably) by the cops.

>>53957900
>pay for your cousin's opiate overdose in Kentucky
I’m not paying shit for that dumbass. I will make a move in his daughter though.

>>53957718

>>53957983
>>53957987
well, keep running and having fewer and fewer kids each generation until we're gone then

>>53957955
holy fook, is this all of the EU+UK? Do european accountants easily charge an arm and leg to do basic b!tchwork?

>>53957960
I just watch the Dollar and yield. Start of feb you see that sharp reversal and then you have to reposition. This is all driven by flows on ppl trying to front run the macro narrative. Sh!t might crab longer than you think.

I hate opportunity costs. The only thing I hold in my longterm account since last year is PCG. Everything else I regularly reevaluate.

>>53957937
>white flight is cuck shit
Nobody want to live around you. Deal with it.

>>53957718
The next one looks like it might be worse

>>53957937
this
breed with black women

>>53957772
>startup unicorns

Show me one startup “unicorn” from the last 6 months. Your H1B visa is about to expire, isn’t it? You’re gonna get shipped back to the sub-continent, aren’t you? That’s why you’re shit posting during the work day about QQQ puts, because you know the ship is sinking and you want to jump ship with the rest of the pajeet rats with a little silver parachute.

You’re calling rocker a cousin fucker and lashing out because you have nothing better to do. This despite India being known as a cousin-fucking hot spot.

And anyway, if India and Indians are so great how come China is mogging you and you need to export your workforce to make a decent salary?

>>53958018
There are some tools that allow you to automate it based on portfolio history exports from your broker (as long as it is in supported format). Dunno about all the countries. Every single one has its own tax law so this is quite problematic to implement for a Broker I guess.

>>53957900
I’m not holding any uranium bags. I’m not seething. I’m just pissing on your head because you’re an insufferable cunt.

Seriously though, are you here on a work visa for a tech job? God, I hope so. You’ll be out of here in short order and forced to shitpost while you and all your fellow call center workers are on break if you hope to post during market hours.

>>53958078
I can see why a broker doesn't see it cost effective to do it for each country. If countries want to join the EU they should have a plan to streamline fiscal, monetary policies to have some commonalities

>>53957454
sperganon did nothing wrong

>>53957937
The seething any time you name the white is hilarious.

>>53957900
eventually one of those miners will reveal confirmed reserves of 5 billion+ and you will lose your entire portfolio in an instant

mood:

>>53957625
But they told me women choose the best men to mate with?

>>53957685
the fuck is this reddit post