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Baking.

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Give it to me straight, /smg/.
IS JOHN ROCKER KILL?

Thoughts?

I don't understand bonds, why is my gut telling me buy TMF?

>>53950122
I'll never post my balance again. I had a 150% month last year and all I got from you autistic bagholding boomer faggots was
>5 figures
>poorfag

Look dude cool you have 300k so you wanna buy coke stock like a scared little bitch boomer that's cool man.. but you niggers contribute absolutely nothing to this board and I've shilled multiple 10xs in the last year so back the fuck up before I post my dick again

Anyways I'm shilling 7/21 $10 YANG calls now I'll keep you updated when they 4x

Henry Hub? More like Henry SCRUB

>>53950140
Why would you bet on yields going down when they're going to hike in another few weeks?

This C++ stuff is way harder than python, but at least I am getting somewhere with it. Got my candles data loaded and going to start adding numbers now.

>>53950160
Based stock picker chad.

>>53950137
he was right about Meta, should have never apologized

> futes

hey guys ive been writing pottery waiting for us to sail the seven seas

Thread theme(s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrnipxEveG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT5OO3eCv5w

>>53950160
>I've shilled multiple 10xs in the last year
I'm curious how you are discovering these, whether fundamental or TA or what

>>53950183
To be fair I almost never pick stocks and almost always stick to commodity or sector etfs and try to time tops bottoms/average in. Martingale works

I did shill PBR within 5 cents of the bottom when everyone here was fear mongering the presidential change...

>futures

man these crabs can fuck off

>>53950160
>%
This is where it's at to me, I saw a quote from some famous trader (apparently) that said something to the effect of whether it's a small or large amount, % is where it's at. The way I see it, % scales, so if you can figure out what to do with a small amount in terms of % growth, then when you get a crack at higher balances the same principles should just keep working, no differently. Of course, there are certain *instruments* that get opened up with larger balances.

>>53950216
Is this not obvious? You should never think in terms of absolute numbers, only relative terms.
Who cares if a company posted $10m in profits? What is that as a percentage of their revenue? What is the change in % from last year? Etc.
Incidentally, even the price is somewhat of a misnomer, since you should be looking at marketcap of a company. I'm doing this to map cash flows by sector

I hold 1,600 shares of BBBY and 25 contracts for June $5 strike. Am I going to make it bros? I hope you all WAGMI too. These past 2 years have been hell.

>>53950216
Man I wish I had the balls to trade this way with 6 figs but when you hit 6 figs you turn into a bitch or blowup it seems. Whenever I have a big win I pull out a bunch of money to checking and just do degenerate shit

I honestly like balls out trading 5 figs. It's my nitch and I think I'll stick to it. I should honestly set up some boomer JEPI/QLD portfolio I don't look at though

>>53950133
Yes 8 killed him, you're welcome

>>53950243
>Bed, Bath, and Bagholders

>>53950257
>>53950216
You need risk management and a system. I've seen 2% suggested as the optimal amount to risk losing on a trade

>>53950233
>Is this not obvious?
I do not know, I usually feel like things that are obvious to many others are obscure to me so I have to look extra hard and squint a lot. I have a very difficult time learning things, but once I finally grasp something I can feel it into the depths of my bones. I mostly try to wait until that point before making any "big moves".
>I'm doing this to map cash flows by sector
This seems very interesting. My son sent me a visualizer of the entire economy a few months ago.

>>53950160
>the dickposter thats shilled multiple 10xs
Sure ya did buddy

>>53950257
>I should honestly set up some boomer JEPI/QLD portfolio I don't look at though
That's mainly what I have learned doing my son's stock picks and watching them for slightly over 2 years now. They were individuals and not ETFs though. Good picks are amazing to watch through an entire year of bearing.

Capcom will never die

>>53950269
I have a system. I've tried to explain it multiple times in length. I'm kinda burnt out on it. Martingale works. You can try to time tops/bottoms pretty accurately/never buy short dated options

2x etfs are ideal. 3x etfs can delist.

I was pretty much the only bull in October.. I was shilling dfen calls and all kinds of shit.. my biggest problem desu is not letting my winners run. I'll see a nice fat green number and sell a call that ends up going giga retard parabolic

Average into a position. Play etfs instead of individual stocks. If you are selling for a loss you are probably doing it wrong. Sitting on cash is a good thing (this is hard to do but crucial)

CMLS

>>53950263
I thought that 7 ate 9? And that's why 6 is afraid of 7.

>>53950243
Kill yourself for real we all hate you and you shit up every thread

>>53950273
>he wasn't here for the three DRIP cycles I shilled
>he wasn't here for me shilling KOLD at 9 before Thanksgiving
>he wasn't here when I called the bottom and went all in bull in October
>he didn't short carvana with me
>he didn't short roblox with me
>he didn't short jnug with me

You never listen. It's not my fault

>>53950312
They hate money, they always call you a nigger.

>>53950312
I dont listen to anyone in smg. I'm sure you'll escape 3 figure hell any day now with your prowess just hang in there lil buddy

>>53950330
if the shoe fits

>>53950330
Remember the guy that said he would post a picture with a sharpy in his ass if DRIP mooned? Wonder where that gayboy went with his oil bags

Tap tap tap. What's that outside the window? Oh dear. The Vanna Vampire. She is here. Listening. Watching.
Do. Not. Let. Her. In.

>>53950346
Is that why the hidden forest tigers have been so quiet lately?

Thank fucking god my natural gas play was in LNG who will still be profitable even if the daily natural gas flings about randomly and violently. Probably will open up down 1-2% but I was going to liquidate everything tomorrow anyways since I am purchasing a house.

>>53950342
kek! I can't figure out whether or not to believe that was just made up (the Guccis)
>>53950343
I remember you calling for him at that time, indeed. I am grateful to not have seen a sharpie in any pooper though.

>>53950346
HABANERO
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>>53950346
Oh God
The Volga Gasm
The Bomma Cum
All Over My Stomach

>>53950312
Show your Carvana play

>>53950346

>>53950291
Capcom has been running on fumes of old glory since 2000.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Man, Bloomberg has an endless supply of lovelies, it seems. Sarah Zheng.

>>53950363
Which one? I played on it for months

futures

>>53950211
>Martingale works

WTFWT

>>53950407
I would pinch her cheeks

>>53950363

>>53950211
>>53950421
>Martingale

>>53950293
>I'm kinda burnt out on it
On explaining it or using it?
I was actually just reading up on Martingales the other day. Do you focus on them or local martingales?

>2x etfs are ideal
You mention options as well. I assume this is just a way to leverage yourself so you have a large swing with less upfront capital on a trade.

Can't say I've been successful yet, but I like the idea of pairs trading. Your system sounds like it plays the stats

>>53950243
Tell us in June cause we don't know either

>>53950396
JUST MAINTAIN THE TRAIN

>>53950452
Explaining. People don't believe in meme lines. People think martingale is scary. I only gamble options with like 10-20% of my portfolio on slam dunk plays. Currently it's YANG calls 7/21 $10

Averaging in near a local bottom and selling the retard rally is the play.

Dehydrating another 100g air dryed load of shrooms. Not as much grown today as yesterday. A lot of bruising. Probably about to see a contam kick off or my substrate is just THIRSTY.

>>53950473
Um sweaty its racist to maintain safety standards that's why Biden broke the strike

>>53950475
Can you hold options on leveraged ETFs for that long without worrying about rebalancing and that sort of thing?

>>53950475
Whats your direction tomorrow

>>53950495
I read one of your posts the other day about not tripping when you took them and having some questions. I grow mushrooms if you wanna ask anything

Your substrate should have enough water from the start and you shouldn't need to do anything other than keep it closed. If there are water droplets on the side of the box you are fine. You should he careful not to destroy to much mycelium harvesting the first flush and don't let the spores drop or nothing else will grow where they fall. The correct time to harvest is when the skirt is tearing

>>53950475
>Explaining. People don't believe in meme lines. People think martingale is scary.
Guess what? If it works for you with proven results, and people call you retarded or are too lazy to try it themselves and develop an edge, it's probably going to be a good long time before your system gets arbitraged away.

poorfags coming out again posting screenshots after two (2) green sessions
thanks for the top signal

>>53950475
yeah dude shorting the soon to be biggest economy in the world is a slam dunk play. retard

>>53950567
>muh China muh big bad economy

It's not 2015 anymore, retard.

>>53950537
No fucking clue. Probably greenish crabish nonsense till fomc and then back to dumping. The market is fucking retarded right now and it's why I'm just shitting on chinks and playing commodities until Jerome Powell confirms for the 1000000000th time that it's higher for longer and then I'll go short again until everyone is a bear and then up average into QLD

I play more on the 60-90 day horizon usually.

>>53950509
If you have enough time on the options you can martingale options too. It's what i did with DRIP. I explained my thesis over and over to the "oil princesses" how oil was wayyy overpriced and that they were fighting the fed, administration etc.. trying to pump already inflated oil while they are trying to kill inflation and how oil is directly related to inflation of almost everything and had to come down..

Well.. I'm still here and I haven't seen anyone post "OIL" in months

>>53950567
>>53950582

>China number wan

You buy chink shit and ill buy YANG. Cya in a couple months kid

>>53950549
I started with a northspore kit for ease. I know way better options out there or to do it yourself but time was of importance rather than cash. My grain spawn did fine. But when transferring I didn't realize the micropore tape they supplied was meant to cover the holes at the bottom of the bin. In addition, I guess I fucked up and did it only in coco coir mixed with the busted grain spawn. I did get it to field capacity initially. So in just under two weeks my cake began to fruit before substantial colonization had occured. The early ones looked good and I thought I would have some fat boys today based off their growth yesterday. Instead many stalled and bruised blue excessively. Some did break veil, but didnt dump an excessive load from flattening cap.

>>53950586
Thanks man. I was asking more so though about the mechanics behind how leveraged ETFs are maintained, like how they have to constantly rebalance the derivatives that keep the ETF leveraged. Apparently that eats into/messes with your profits if you are holding the position long term. That's what normies say at least, to only hold leveraged ETFs for quicker scalping purposes. No clue if its true or not though, also have no clue if rebalancing the derivatives on leveraged ETFs effects the p/l if one is holding option contracts or not. Have you noticed this at all with long term holding of leveraged ETFs?

>futures

>futures

>>53950599
>holding options on 3x leveraged funds for months
lol

>>53950110
I have about 1/3 of my portfolio in a Chinese market ETF (KBA). Is the sanction stuff a meme? If it happens, will sanctions be sector-specific, or am I going to be forced to liquidate my position?

I've seen meltups like this before. I've also seen them take out an entire week's worth of rallying in a day.

>>53950618
>>53950549
Oh regarding not feeling anything: some more testing is needed since it was a small dose. The only thing I noticed at the time was a minor headache right at my brows from stress going away which is pretty awesome in itself. Also made me appreciate food more. Before going to bed I had made a plan for an awesome breakfast. That energy didnt materialize in the morning though. Going to take some tomorrow after work since I will be on empty stomach.

>>53950625
Options on leveraged etfs are fucking wild and if you don't have gigantic titanium nuts they shouldn't be fucked with. The chop loss on the way down is definitely insane but the gains on the way up are equally insane.

Look basically if chinks scam pump the hang seng my shits gonna -50% in a week even though it's dated for August but I'll just double down until the jews run some story about Taiwan or an apple factory protest or whatever. I have many reasons to bet against China and also karma is on my side just like the KOLD thesis
>they won't let you freeze grandma to death this winter

Why do I keep getting banned for racism? What are some good qualified dividend picks? Should I buy an ottoman?

>>53950625
I, too, have been curious about the "conventional leveraged ETF wisdom" vs the long plays that get done here. I've watched a few of his and they seem to play out exactly like one would want, if timed properly of course. One thing that particularly bothers me about it though is I am not sure how all that rebalancing affects what I'm looking at when viewing the history of a chart.

>>53950665
Based. I'm with you brother. Let's do this.

>>53950672
You can't just buy an ottoman you racist fuck they're called Turks now

>>53950674
I'm starting to think its a bunch of redditor bullshit. I've never seen anybody with first hand experience complain about "rebalancing" of leveraged ETFs outside of that shithole forum and maybe an investopedia article or two.

>>53950685
The reality correct term is rubble

>>53950674
Also curious about this. Assuming optimal conditions like we had before thw biden economy; If I simply bought and held tqqq 10 years ago, would I have massively beaten qqq like a cursory glance at thier charts implies? Or would decay, fees, rebalancing etc mean that I would have made less or even lose money?

My expenses just went up by like 10k a year; what should I long to get a 30% return

>>53950645
I never hold until expiration. The scam rally is going to end soon enough.

>>53950618
Coco choir only is fine desu. I use coco choir, vermiculite and gypsum. Blue bruising is gonna happen. Taping the holes is important so the water doesn't get out. The easiest thing you can fuck up is not keeping the box nice and humid. It should be like wet and warm when you open it up (that's what she said). If they are stalling it's probably because the environment is fucked (water). You can get a little spray bottle and mist the box with water.

>>53950663
If you took them wet keep in mind they are 90% water so a decent dose would be like 25-30g. If you took like 3g wet you aren't taking enough to notice. If they are bruising blue they have the sauce in em.. are you on ssris or benzos or anything? It can fuck with it

>>53950717
SOXS

>>53950674
2x is fine for long term, 3x can underperform if conditions are bad.

if youre retarded just stick to 2x, it should be more than enough leverage anyway

>>53950696
I've seen it in various places like brokerage learning articles and, as you mention, Investopedia. This is the only discussion place that I go so I have not seen people saying it conversationally, so it looks to me like the absolutely standard view. That's why it has always baffled me to see the long plays that this fellow and a few others have done (the rest have mostly been the SOXL/SOXS gang).

>>53950160
This entire post is a larp
I believe the pajeet hidden tiger poster more than you

>>53950715
Someone posted the paper a finance guy did on 1x vs 2x vs 3x.

TLDR dca 2x is straight up the best option if you aren't going to manage it at all

>>53950346

Did anyone commit to the tqqq golden cross strategy and buy back in

>>53950727
>2x is fine for long term
So essentially you could buy into just about any of them on a reasonably low price, then wait for however long on a pump or dump (depending on standard/inverse), it seems.

>>53950724
Coco coir just seems to dry excessicely fast when I unbox. Have to check repeatedly and mist. It also began fruiting earlier than it was ready since full colonization hadn't finished. I can still see much of my substrate in between the nets. Anyways. I capped the bin for the night since I habe work tomorrow to help retain moisture even if it limits airflow now that fruiting has occured.

Regarding weight-I turned my dehydrator up to 46celcius for eight hours and getting that cracker dry feel. Tomorrow I will have a much more controlled by weight test. The blue bruising was excessive even before picking. I think on account starved for water which I think comes from my apartment having boiler heat which dries the air too.

>>53950737
The hidden tigers guy actually lost me like $3000 om SAVA options last year before I sold the bags for a loss. You shouldn't trust that guy he shills some weird shit like wingstop nowadays

>>53950781
yeah but are you actually going to hold when your principal goes down 40%? Which is very very possible. People act irrationally when they see big red numbers on their money, and risk tolerance is pretty low for most people.

>>53950257
>I honestly like balls out trading 5 figs. It's my nitch and I think I'll stick to it. I should honestly set up some boomer JEPI/QLD portfolio I don't look at though
I'm trying to get as much JEPI into my Roth IRA as possible. It does pretty well in crab markets

>>53950791
weird, I thought he was ragging on b-dubs. Does everyone just name their sauces the same thing?

>>53950777
I sold my TQQQ last week when it dipped. I want it to be above 200 MA a fair bit (eg not straddling the line) first

>>53950809
oh, I guess they were acquired by Arby's. Okay.

>>53950777
I thought about it but didn't.

>>53950475
Could you just drop a few references to the TA you do if you don't want to explain it at length so I can do my own research on it? I'm in kind of a similar situation to you and it would be cool to see what methods you like to play off of/if we use similar setups

>>53950809
Yeah some shit like that. I dunno if blows my mind /smg/ thinks natural gas is too dangerous to play at $2 but they will short goyslop or go all in in TRKA or monkey aids or whatever.. stick to commodities and ETFs and you will be alright. You are way more likely to blown up your account on picking one dumbass company like BBY or RBLX than swinging 2x commodity etfs or dcaing into etfs

>>53950803
Like this guy says.. if you are gonna do the shit I'm doing you have to buy more if you see -30% instead of panic selling

>>53950163
They just blew up Freeport again.

real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG5La6k6eTI

>>53950160
>Look dude cool you have 300k so you wanna buy coke stock like a scared little bitch boomer that's cool man
I'm not generating 50-60% TW CAGR returns sitting in KO collecting divvies. I use multiple strategies. I started that portfolio with 100k

If you had six figs you'd probably already understand why your style of gambling will lead to an eventual blowup. Either that or you'll ignorantly continue on your same path and unfortunately you will blow up sooner or later. Then you'll be right back to low 5 figs.
You have to run a different strategy when you're playing with a big enough stack that you can't completely refill your portfolio off a few months of paychecks. Capital preservation becomes essential. You can no longer just gamble blindly with the idea that you'll refill any losses with the next paycheck. Think about money weighted vs time weighted return.

Perhaps the optimal strategy with a 4 fig portfolio is to fuck with options until you get a big hit. You're basically leveraging your future paychecks and taking a small shot in hopes to get a big headstart. After 5-10 tries you're likely to hit once and then you have a real starter port balance. Alternatively just stash all those paychecks and wait until 5+ figs before you even start investing.
The optimal strategy at mid five-figs is to swing some leverage but start thinking about calming down. You haven't really made it yet, but losing is still a hard reset back to nothing.
Once you hit mid six-figs, you need a real risk management strategy or you're gonna lose everything at some point. Try to understand concepts like the kelly criterion.

So when you post that you've flipped some leveraged ETF trade one month for a 100% return, it doesn't really mean anything. Plenty of single positions go up or down 50% in a month, even the largest companies in the world like TSLA. Add leverage and you're at 150%. It's not unusual for even 3-4 coinflips to hit heads in a row, but eventually tails always hits.

Yeah....
Oh yes
Ohhh..yeah..
Can this be true?
Tell me, can this bull rally be real?
How can I put into words on my gains
My portfolio was complete
I thought I was whole
Why do I feel like I'm losing control?
I never thought that I gain more like this
and you've changed my world with just one green candle
How can it be that right here with me
there's an angel?
It's a miracle...
It's a new bull market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fxh7jAJR8U&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbA&index=12

>>53950877
Sometimes the only meme line you need is dma.. smooth numbers also have autism strength like 400

Every ticker I approach a little differently it would be hard to explain but if you watch price action on a ticker long enough it just starts to be obvious when the jews are going to rug pull or scam pump sometimes. Be greedy when people are fearful and fearful when people are greedy is easy mode trade too for the last year.

I think just sit on cash until after FOMC is the play like usual though. If we rally too hard I'll get some puts

Rocker's upload is late... again...

>>53950110
>car delinquency at an all time high
This rally is a perfect time to buy some puts on Ally. Their earnings are in early April so some LEAPs could make you bank

>>53950939
my folio is doing big bull thangs, bobo
how about yours?

>>53950978
anon....

>>53950978
Rocker's channel is ded, he got semi-doxxed

>>53950952
thanks anon. I mainly have been relying on moving averages and price action as well, although I've been using much smaller MAs like 21 and 9. I'll have to look into using larger ones, though. You say 400 is your go-to, or just depends on the ticker? Also this is kind of schizo but I've been having success with using Elliott Wave to determine a bias and find price areas where tickers can find big bounces. I've actually got some huge swings since I've started learning it.

>>53950999
what

>>53950999
i still would like to know more details on what happened. i find it funny that he had to delete his channel because only we on /smg/ know how much of a degenerate he is, and nobody irl can know what he's actually like

>>53950936
I think cult tickers like TSLA and NVDA are way more degenerate and dangerous than any play I've made in the last year. Everyone acting like I was crazy buying puts on SIGA after it pumped 100000000% on meme clown world news and meanwhile they have a "safe and conservative portfolio of 300 p/e tech bags"

I understand risk management differs at different levels of wealth. I am a JEPI shill not everything I do is leveraged to the tits. I was the only one here that shilled obvious plays like when meta was oversold or google was oversold on rampant bad headlines that only stick around for a couple weeks. I hate both of those glow nigger companies but I'll pop in and scoop a quick 8% on a knee jerk no problem

what's happening on Monday?

>>53951024
he said somebody found his channel after 5 months of searching. i want to know how the person knew to be looking. rocker was probably bragging irl about his 14 subs kek

haven't been to DENN in forever, but the wife and i stopped in at one in our old town for old time's sake and it was fucking $41 (after tip) for 2 people. she got a salad with chicken, i got a pancake combo and coffee. who the fuck is paying these prices?

>>53950165
That's what I don't get, it's flat, I feel like if that's how it works it should be going up right now. Maybe it moons when margin calls hit or something I don't know, but I trade on intuition so I guess I don't need a reason

>>53951086
>who the fuck is paying these prices?
everyone that goes out
spent 150 on a hibachi for 2 adults and 1 kid not long ago
you will save nothing and you vill be happy

>>53950665

Problem with the YANG bet I have is: I'm pretty sure the US is going to screw US investors who are long China to make an example of them, but I don't know what that means for the assets YANG holds.

What happens if you have puts on something that gets delisted? What happened to those shorting RSX for example? Did anyone win on that out or did US regulators succeed in fucking over everyone as punishment?

Bros... I have a fever of 100.5F
Idk if I'll make it to the market tomorrow..

>>53950803
>are you actually going to hold when your principal goes down 40%?
If I have reason (even if it's mainly autism based prediction) enough to believe there is "what I want" on the other side of it then I can.
>>53950880
>you have to buy more if you see -30% instead of panic selling
This makes great sense and is a piece of the puzzle I had not yet picked up solidly enough, much appreciated.
>>53950936
If I was at "6 figs", I'd put my primary pile into longs, divies, indexes, etc. and keep a certain portion to "gamble" with. If I lost that portion then I'd just wait on the primary to rebuild it, but if I was having pretty good runs, I'd just keep that same portion and use its gains to keep adding to the primary.

>>53951058
the sun will probably rise around 8am, everyone will continue to go about thier days as they always have done and always will, a few old people will die, then the sun will set and we'll do it all over again tomorrow

>>53951130
It's over before it ever started.

>cashed out of BOIL on thursday
>sold 0DTE puts on friday, didnt trust the pump
>everyone else bought more
Am I a fucking genius or what? Also this thing isn't going under $6 again. Hold on to your shares is my advice.

>>53951130
the market is already inside you bitch you cant escape from it whether your sick or tired, it takes what it wants from you regardless

>>53951130
Man, that suck, and here we are with S&P/NASDAQ/Russell futures greening for some mysterious reason and everything.

>>53951130
You can trade on your death bed in 2023

>>53951144
for reals?
https://vocaroo.com/116Ky0uCHHNO

>>53951130
You weak ass bitch. I was up 6AM and trading when I had a fever and covid.

>Yo Fox called me a warlord
>Isn't that funny? Hahaha
>I'm not a warlord though
>Hahahahaha
>Warlord
>Hahahahaha
>So yeah, what was you talking about you used to have a penis?
>You cut it off, that shit gross nigga

>>53951129
>What happened to those shorting RSX for example?
Raped by fees. They could've exited easily though. It's not like the halt was immediate, and RSX dumped lower and lower right through to the last trading day.
Put sellers got off free, since no one could exercise.

>>53950995
>>53950999
>>53951063
I knew the end was nigh. He dindu, lads; he dindu. Kind of ironic how he gloated about not caring if he was found...
>pic rel he dindu

>futures

>>53951233

Why is everyone so focused on lithium and TSLA but not on graphite electrodes?

>>53951126
You can eat a bigass steak and veggies for like $8 if you know how a stove works. You can't blame the jews for this one you guys are just lazy

>>53951129
If they were going to delist the people in the know would mega dump shares before that happened and I would make a 100x on yang calls. Not expecting that to happen but there is definitely a lot of talk in congress right now of being tired of chink nonsense and I'm just in general bearish on that shithole and their super giga pump rally the last few months

>>53951132
Its very important to note I am specifically talking about etfs. If you are in a ticker that eats shit like that then it's probably a piece of shit and you shouldn't keep watering weeds

>>53951167
>under 6
I wish. It will probably go back to where it was crabbing around $7 and then resume the pump after all the tourists get shaken out

>>53950781
The problem is most of them have massive fees, and they readjust nightly. Almost all of them are set to go to zero, and only operate because they reverse split every year or so.

make sure you traders get a healthy breakfast before the market opens tomorrow
you could even do some meal prep
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1677980600072428.webm

>>53951130
been nice knowing you anon

>>53951268
You know what, I was actually pleased to find egg prices aren't retarded anymore today. So yeah. Sure.

>>53951259
>I am specifically talking about etfs
Yes, I am definitely clear on that, much appreciated.
>you shouldn't keep watering weeds
I just recently learned of that Buffetism, in fact.
>>53951261
Ah yes, the fees, I must keep that in consideration, and will need to take a look at this reverse split phenomenon. Much appreciated.

>>53951233
I just watched a documentary on the Weimar republic earlier this evening.

>>53951195
i dont get it

>>53951259
>you guys are just lazy
was for a special occasion
sirloin is 7.99/lb at costco around here and that's my most frequent meal with sides/veggies
eating out being >10x is ridiculous though

>>53951387
Its really silly that the weimar republic was seen as a golden age when it defaulted on its debt in 3 years and triggered hyperinflation.

I just managed to coom at the exact same time that I took a shit. Thoughts?

>>53950337
> 3 figure hell
Does that include decimals?

>>53951408
I eat too much meat to afford steak. Plus steak isn't even that good.

>>53951413
You either shat on the toilet sit or came on your belly. Which one?

>>53951003
>Elliott Wave
I'd never heard of this but am now reading about it, very interesting, much appreciated.

>>53951427
3 figs in yen

I shall continue to buy comfy picks for my Roth regardless of this week.
>>53951387
Now watch Europa.

>>53951435
Yes.

I test drove some cars earlier this week, /smg/. I went Toyota, Honda, and Mazda looking at hatchbacks and smol suvs. So far the winner is a manual Mazda3. Feels the nicest and is actually the cheapest car I tested too. No touchscreen bullshit, all button controlled is a big bonus for me.
>>53951458
>Now watch Europa.
I'm watching 2000 Mules. It's been a /pol/ viewing evening.

>futures

what type of news is causing this pump?

>>53951259

I have zero doubt china stocks will dump, I'm instead doubting there's a safe way to profit from this.

I just went and googled and supposedly many RSX put holders got fucked. They were way ITM but couldn't exercise and couldn't sell through expiry. Just straight up cheated by the brokerages and CBOE. IDK maybe there were lawsuits or special rules, but I'd be shitting bricks if I had a lot of cash tied up in that mess.

YANG being a big fund run by an institution with connections and expensive lawyers, might have better luck getting options closed out and making off with the profits. Maybe. IDK I might throw a couple thousand at it also, I'm just saying beware (((schenanigans))).

>>53951480
buncha chop and noise

>>53951413
That’s gay. You stimulated your prostate with a steamy brown log as you were blasting your rocket

>>53951475
FORD FIESTA (manual)
OLD HONDA HATCH BACK EG6
Fuck the GOLF

>>53950291
Genuinely a decent investment right now. Lots of good games coming next year that will be getting announcements this year

>>53951259
>It will probably go back to where it was crabbing around $7 and then resume the pump after all the tourists get shaken out
What pump? Gas was oversold, and recovered due to production cuts (underwhelming) and a cold snap (temporary). I'm bullish on it overall, but the macro situation hasn't changed. All producers are sitting on a glut of surplus gas, and analysts estimate $3.4 average this year, $3 max for the spring.

I think selling puts or CCs is the way forward for now.

not sure if its real but if it is, I will be shorting pfizer

https://twitter.com/LeadingReport/status/1632524697215565833

Sorry I'm confused. I see how to deseasonalize data, but I thought with seasonality you wanted to see where the

>>53951639
yes we're all gonna be dying to the vaccine any day now.

>>>/pol/
go back

>>53951639
Who cares, they can't be held responsible
Don't you know, the random heart attacks are from Climate Change?

>>53951639
Options and biotech, truly the thinking man's black tar heroin. But without the high. Maybe more like Krokodil

>>53951678
>This is how we find out Candlejack got nominated to Brainard's

>>53951639

Pfizer will never face any consequences so don't bother. The schizo theory about the vaxxes is that they'll cause a wave of cancers. If so the way to make money is to go long XPH or PILL.

>>53951749
No, I already filled the captcha and then I lost interest in my post and then I was too lazy to press escape

>>53951685
well, that's the plan. Why else would USA keep picking fights with China so much lately? Its a distraction. Anyway I will be longing military shit and shorting medical stocks as a safeguard.

https://twitter.com/EthicalSkeptic/status/1631698325853306887

>>53951760
>Anyway I will be longing military shit and shorting medical stocks as a safeguard
Why's that? If China is a nothingburger, then why would military stocks rise

>>53951784
Not just China, A bunch of equipment is still being sent over to Ukraine too. That's why, it will pump my longs for quite a while.

>>53951760
Didn't the entire military get those shots tho?

>>53951794
Word on the schizo street is that it was actually a lab leak from Ukraine that cause the covid outbreak.

do you think rocker quit youtube because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

>>53951760
>longing military shit and shorting medical stocks as a safeguard
this is why I come here
top quality entertainment
and you guys ask yourselves why you're not making any money

Wtf is the vix anyways? Is it up when things are wildly swinging upwards? I sure don't know a whole lot for how much money I throw around

>>53951893
He said some irl contacts found his channel

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

/s(w)mg

>>53951917
it measures 30 day options premiums on the S&P500, meaning how much does it cost to buy "insurance" on the market. it measures *implied* volatility, or how much the investors think the market could move. a higher vix moves more wild swings and general more Fearful investor sentiment.

>>53951917
so basically you got these things called options contracts right, and i'll get to the vix in a moment. but options have a set time period i.e. expires in X amount of days for when they exist, as they simply don't last forever. So what people have done, is compiled these contract expiration numbers to have an idea of how much "implied volatility" the market would have as a whole -- if people think the market is going to swing one way or another, more and more people are going to be using options contracts to hedge and/or speculate in either direction

so the vix right, which stands for volatility index, is basically a number that goes up the more dated contracts and volume people have for a greater period of time (there's more math involved but it's sorta like this). this means if vix is high, people would have a lot of contracts to hedge and/or speculate, meaning that real shit is going down. it's why the vix is called the "fear" index or the happening index, basically. and it's also why it has a downward bias, as things over time, naturally calm down. you can see the vix during the covid crash for example, it spikes and then went down

so if you're "long" the vix via VXX or some other measure that tracks the vix, you are basically betting on a happening or the situation of things escalating. but remember, while has a downward bias, human nature has a fearful, negative bias. so even though the vix has historically only ever gone down in a macro trend (look up all its reverse splits), people still use it to hedge when they're scared (which does sometimes work if they're right). hope this helps

Powell is speaking on Wednesday, right? Hard to find a date.

>Adastra

Is this going to moon? I want to buy some at open for good measure.

yehudim bros... the goyim have forsaken us... it's over...

>no one could post for hours because of captcha fuckery
4channelbros... Hiroshimoot has also forsaken us...

YOU MAKE MY STOCKS GO UP RIGHT NOW

>>53950110
Do you nigs think CZR's will go bankrupt

>>53951978
Yes, but also Tuesday.

Day 25 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Switching back to the actuator.

>>53943028

>>53952019
>nobody can post for hours
>seconds after it comes back online the GME thread gets 3 bumps

oh look we're back finally

Hope you niggas didn't go all in on BOIL on Friday. Kek.

I bought in at around 6.30 and will be holding BOIL throughout this week :)

Worst case scenario is that it goes back down to 4 and I say oh well it will go back up eventually :)

i woke up to a new week and this is like the third week they just keep going up... will they at least go down when the americans open their mouths?

>>53952019
I should visit Israel again

I couldn't post anything then, the fuck happened with 4chan?

>>53952104
Maintenance

Holy shit when the fuck did TRKA get so god damn expensive?

>>53951410
>eimar republic was seen as a golden age
Only by degenerates. Everyone else knows it was a failure.

>we're back
Is this bullish or bearish?

>>53952047
I NEED that company to go bankrupt

>>53952127
futures are crabbing so neither

dead thread

Im holding sqqq

nat gas is gonna go negative. usa blew up the nordstream pipeline and europe is really pissed off about it. to keep them placated the powers that be are gonna subsidize cheap nat gas by selling futures. they will destroy all speculators before the market normalizes. just a warning to people trying to play this.

I NEED ASIAN PUSSY

>>53952156
same

Short 4Channels

>>53952159
imagine the shits that come out of her ass as she does that, hot

>ECB'S HOLZMANN: I CALL FOR 50 BPS HIKES FOR THE NEXT 4 MEETINGS.
boolleesh

>>53952159
we all do

>>53951205

Woke up with a heavy numb pain in my upper back and chest pains.
How do I plan my portfolio for my upcoming coma?

UNG BROS
WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>53952226
Take a hot shower and go back to bed.

>>53952159
Why is the wall so distorted around her head? Did they shrink it?

>>53952116
I know but I have heard people say it multiple times that culture "flourished" and it being symbolic being in weimar the home of Goethe rather than in Berlin or in Austria which was long associated with militarism.

>>53952226
Happy to hear you did your part to defeat Covid. You're getting 6th booster this summer right?

>>53952234
maybe stay off /pol/ for a little while

>>53952230
I need to wage
>>53952236
Still need my 3rd dose to travel to Japan desu ngl

>>53950110
How do I stop myself from checking tickers I was thinking about buying but didn't that are mooning

>>53952256
It's ok, even 1 dose is enough

>>53952236
Already got it, go back to /pol/ antivaxx vatnigger.

>>53952256
>I need to wage
You need to live.
If you lose your job you will still be alive.

Imagine being a bobo lmao

SOXL just turned green.

> natural gas
> -12%


/smg/ fomoed in at $3 , now its $2,6
KEK BAGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEES

>BOIL

>GOL's total supply (ASK) increased 6.2%. Total seats increased 7.3% and the number of departures increased by 7.9%. GOL's total demand (RPK) increased by 8.9% and the load factor was 84.7%.
>GOL's domestic supply (ASK) decreased 3.0% and demand (RPK) increased by 0.3%. GOL's domestic load factor was 85.6%. The volume of departures increased by 3.5% and seats increased by 3.0%.

Is this bullish or bearish lads?

>>53952310
>he actually got it
ngmi

Price can always go negative, if you wanna trade natural gas trade the stocks that benefit from it, retards

>>53952319
It's only work from home.

Good Morning fellow VNTR chads

Nat Gas, more like NO CASH amirite lmao smoked 'em

>>53952231
It's a filter that Asian people use to slim their faces. In reality their faces are much bigger than that and much more unharmonious

>>53952378
the final result is pretty cute, it's ok to like it in the same way as 2D since both are fictional and you will never meet either one

>>53952371
I hope it does go negative so I'm they can pay me to buy it then once it goes positive I can sell for profit

A M B I
M
B
I

>>53952310
I'm so happy to hear that you are this eager to take drugs which didn't even go through Phase 3 clinical tests. You were happy to take them despite shady practices, including lying about side-effects of previous drugs, by companies like Pfizer and Moderna.
And I mean it, I couldn't be happier to learn that all the efforts to influence the minds of the goyim are working.

If you want to support my nation further, then please check out those tickers, any donation is appreciated:
- PFE
- GILT
- WILC

>>53952377
why do u make fun of urself anon?

>>53952378
thr first one legit jumpscared me. looked like something from fucking Ao Oni

The US tech sector is a weird animal. It's not like a good industrial, supermarket chain, basic material etc. where you invest in good companies or think about long-term trends. Every company is shit, run by normies and outright dystopian to a level where I'm not sure I want them to have my money, look at Google - who the fuck enjoys using their products with all the constant demands for your data and tied functionality? Who can look at their main revenue and thinks it's still sustainable or that the model hasn't become immediately outdated by AI?

I feel really old when I look at this stuff but I also know the tech sector I'd want to invest in would by definition not be profitable. I'm thinking of giving up stock picking in tech and just settling into a tracker because I know the companies are all bad but I also know they'll still somehow make money.

>>53952403
pfe was an unironically good buy last week

>>53952181
ECB can say what they want, nobody cares, they are laughin stock. Even Bostic saying some bullshit has way more weight.

>futures

>>53952404
Because I lost money on NatGas last year, so I'm repeating the cycle of insults this year so that the BOILed anons of 2023 will insult the next wave of NatGas victims in 2024 and so on

DAX bros , are we EATING? Bobos tried to short germany and got gassed

>>53950110
SI

>>53952432
Fuck off, ridiculous bullshit. Eurzone investor sentiment worse, sales less than expected. Holtzmann suddenly ultra hawkish
>DAX: POOMP

>>53952455
Holtzmann probably was
>priced in

>>53952411
I strongly agree. I still like semis, though. Even though they're dependent on tech success, they are able to decouple from fagman despite the pain it'll entail. Meanwhile I do spacs, semis, and value trades based on special info I have on some 3rd world markets that americans are clearly not privy to.

Should I wish her a happy birthday? She hasn't texted me back in two months.

>>53952486

>>53952486
No have some dignity anon

>>53952403
>didn't even go through Phase 3 clinical
If you're referring to getting FDA approval, you might as well not have those. data is easily manipulated, they only serve to give a buffer in responsibility at this point. They make sense as a testing regiment, sure. That's not the same thing as putting a government stamp on these things.
It's also the FDA that would have stopped the guy who discovered that skin cancer could be stopped by vaccination. See, nobody wanted to pay for the clinical trials out of the "big pharma." So he used all his own money, and begged up everyone he knew, putting his family into poverty conditions.

Good intentions end up where we are, nobody can use a US court to get a recompense, so now we have mRNA designers getting murdered.

If powell doesn't call bullshit on Bostic and still act like a pussy, I give up and fight the fed. ECB has already lost all credibility (see: DAX), so if the FED also ready to lost their, I don't care. At that point it's gonna be who is hoarding more equities faster, since it's gonna be the only valuable thing, and the normies gonna get rekt by inflation until they go in the streets

ran out of ham, time to sell some more calls

>>53952498
90% of drugs don't pass through it because they can no longer manipulate the result like they do with P2.
Still Pfizer would most likely find a way to push vaccines through the process even if FDA found out its efficacy is near zero. I have 0 faith in the integrity of our governments at this point.

>>53952310
Cope.

lmao I closed all my shorts at the bottom on Wednesday, and now I get to watch late bobos get heemed

>>53952508
Yeah, I'm in big red thanks to these pussies, it's amazing. It's even more astounding how the DAX keeps pumping almost 1:1 with DOW, which has double the points. It's completely broken at this point. I expect it to move like friday, with NO resistance, no fighting, not acting like a market.

>>53952486
No, even if she was thinking about you - you will paradoxically push her away and you don't want a bitch with power over you anyway.

I know how it feels bro. You just got to pick yourself up and try to find a woman with the features you liked without the huge downside that you're not right for her. Dating other women will get your mind off her.

Im jewish and unvaxxed and i told everyone for years not to take the jab and they called me a nazi chud just sayin

>>53952558
Yeah, it would have made sense with US stocks, since it looked like a bottom, that could lead to a new month pump. But not on EU stocks, which are at ATH (France and UK)

>>53952558
We pump until next CPI and FOMC

Today is when you SELL $5 puts on BOIL. That's what I'm doing. Dunno why you niggers fomod in on a 20% green day after a 50% pump in two weeks

>>53952539
>drugs
I don't doubt it. That's not an answer. Those are almost always "treatments." They're shots in the dark to create a novel chemical.

What you don't see, or hear, is that having set up the FDA conditions to make any testing at all, treatments that would put these faggots out of business can't get funded. That's the point I'm making. The vaccine that actually cures a common type of skin cancer wasn't on the profit line for any of the companies that can routinely afford the Gate Keeping They Created.

>>53952594
Just buy GUSH, ffs.

>>53952539

Ironically, while the fda has had a reputation for decades of fucking up vaccine approvals due to bribes, and even though it's public knowledge that fda bigshots are also pharma bigshots,, they were still the most serious govt organization left. Arguably only NIST remains.

>>53952486
You should while you still can. Tomorrow isn't promised.

BOILBROS WTF. HOW IS IT DUMPING ON NO NEWS

>>53952600
And before anyone points to COVID mRNA and its risks as proof,
The motherfucking FBI was actively suppressing the passage of public information on success and outcomes.

This wasn't a case of a free market and free men. Your entire foundation is skewed by "well intended" oppression.
I won't hold a man guilty who slaughters all of Pfizer Board.

>>53952616
>the widowmaker

>>53952486
Yes, do it. But don't expect her back or for any other message other than thanks.

>>53952604
Why would i buy GUSH? Natural gas is still underpriced massively while oil is more likely to go to 60-70 a barrel than pump. GUSH is also way too expensive to trade options on so even if I was bullish on oil (I'm not) I would buy DRIP puts instead of GUSH

>>53952583
What's the new lore drop on vaccines and the reason people aren't all dead yet?

>>53952635
>Muh infertility
>Muh they are though
>Muh two more weeks

>>53952635
What's your explanation for still birth and reduced success to term?

look at this dude lmao

>>53950410
>>53950438
Your taxes must be hell

>>53952486
Nah it just oozes cringe. Someone post that image of the guy texting a girl goodnight while she is getting her back blown out by someone else

>silently moons

>>53952631
Proof is in the pudding. I'm up 20% on GUSH and everyone else has lost 20% on BOIL just this morning.

>>53952644
Yes, nigger. CNN and FOX aren't reporting it, so it's not happening, right? Because telling the average woman she's just increased her chances of stillborn by a factor of 3x, is totally how we get laid by interns, and make fat stacks.
From a party that suppressed the actual information in real time, what the fuck makes you think they're gonna tell you the long term?

>>53952664
I love how burger responses all assume that they are replying to a burger, as if the USA is the centre of the universe.

>>53952676
Yes

>>53952644
>mfw half of my friends have had children since after the vaxx and their children are perfectly healthy
>>53952647
Millennial roasties waiting until 35 to have children. Next question

>>53952651
I got a k-2 form for 1 share of a company I bought and sold last year. That was peak clown world hahaha

>>53952663
Look faggot I took some profits and sold covered calls on the rest on Friday. Today is the entry into BOIL for the next leg up of free money. You guys can't trade for shit

>>53952676
this whole general revolves around US market what do u expect
everyone here is a burger even the cucknadians

>>53952676
I love how you sit in a line with your arm broken crooked and can't get a doctor to set it for four weeks.
We're fucked, sure, but only because people are dumb enough to try to follow your lead.

>>53952583

>>53952676
American IS the center of the universe. But you're correct otherwise.

>>53952699
You don't even know what I'm country I'm in yet you make sweeping generalisations and assumptions, you retarded baboon. Apply for a passport, leave the country for a bit, broaden your horizons. Might do you some good.

>>53950110
ok

Ummmmm .....

BOILbros?

bros do I sell GNS on open..

>>53952661
100% in 6 months, what a lad.

>>53952714
>Yet you make
You didn't identify which failed socialist government you live under, is that my fault? Not at all, the same problems happen under all your idiot ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWVxVd6IGgg

today will be green, dubs confirm

>>53952773
>missed 777 trips by one
is this a black swan?

>>53952787
>773 + 1 = 774
>1

new thread
>>53952785
>>53952785
>>53952785

>>53952804
anon please understand i am retarded and slept 4 hours last night

>>53950672
>Should I buy an ottoman?
Enter investment than an african. Also number two. She’s got kind of a cute face. XOM for divies.

>>53952738
thanks man, personally at 70%. Feels good.

>>53951063
>somebody found his channel after 5 months of searching
He literally posted his channel on /smg/. How does anyone spend five months looking for it. FFS he even included a PO Box mailing address. I hope he starts another one.

>>53952486
Yeah sure anon. Send some flowers as well. May as well go full retard.

I just sold my GUSH for a 16% return in a week.
How are you guys doing with BOIL?

>>53952661
Rolls Royce Motors is owned by BMW. Don’t confuse with RYCEY.

>>53952486
yeah do it. fuckwits like you deserve to learn the hard way
promise you she'll be wiping another man's cum off her lips that night

Should I buy BOIL?