/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53946498
BUY SOXS

Yep, absolutely NOTHING to worry about this week. No major economic news or fed talks back to back to concern yourself with. Just get comfy, buy your favorite stock, and let the good times roll.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-fate-comes-down-160000694.html

>my mortgage is at 3.25%
>certificates of deposit over 5%
Life is great bros

I put it all into BBBY

I just had a whole baguette

Buy GOOGL or are they the next IBM?

boop boop
pretty strong bounce of the 200dma on SPX
yeah, i'm thinking we're back

>>53946537
two more weeks

Baking.

>>53946588
With butter at least, I hope.

>>53946537
The next 2 weeks are absolutely critical for SPY.

Post your waiting-for-Jerome face

>missed the Adastra cocaine pump
shill me the next 2x-5x lowcap RIGHT NOW!

>>53946524
>Just get comfy
Im unironically trying. got a job where I work half the month and make 10k gross. But for some reason im stressed and miserable about not making progress.

>>53946699
unironically BBBY. it will have another 3x run within 3-4 months

>>53946680

>>53946524
This but unironically, hedgoooooooors are gonna waste money on otm puts and stay up all night watching futures but nothing ever happens.

>>53946647
That would been smart. I definitely raw dogged half a loaf

>Pre-Poopies

China will invade Taiwan by 2030. They will win.
Invest accordingly.

SHOULD I SELL OIL AND BUY INTO LITHIUM ON MONDAY?

>>53946769
Bad guys don't win.

>>53946769
All things considered a nuclear bomb going off is as likely as it is unlikely

bull run resumes tomorrow boboids

>>53946774
>selling oil before the run up to 150
Anon, I...

>>53946778
They won in WW2

Top kek. I didn't know he reached nigger fatigue and snapped put. Some based guy sent him the link to nigger hate threads.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jKx9_TceBMQ&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

>>53946798
I'VE BEEN WAITING TWO STINKING YEARS FOR 150 OIL

>>53946537

>Futures

>>53946827
Wait longer. You have to really WANT it, anon. $150 /CL isn't just some cheap whore you can take to MCD and smash on the first date in the backseat of your car. You have to take her out to fancy dinners and lavish vacations for YEARS before you finally get a tiny crumb of gains.

>>53946893
>futures

>>53946866
>oversold conditions are quickly going into overbought conditions already
this week will be bloody

I'm a total military sci-fi faggot. Who will sell gauss rifles and satellite ion cannons?

Ahhhhh thank god I just contribute to roth IRA and watch those dividends add up. Tax season is comfy and simple. Can't IMAGINE being some trading cuck filling out all that complicated nonsense for FREE. Its like being an internet janitor for the internal revenue service. That winds up making you pay them anyways. My god. You might as well sign up to be in cuck porn at that point, atleast you'd get paid.

>>53946894
I'M ALREADY AT 100% GAINS ON OIL. GIVE ME ADVICE ON LITHIUM

>>53946975
I agree on dividends but to hell with IRAs. If I can't get at my money until I'm in a nursing home then why the fuck am I making it? I wanna NEET off that shit well before age 70.

>>53946699
There is a company that produces video games to fight ADHD. FDA approved and everything.

>>53946990
Abml looks like wsb is gonna pump it. Alb is always a good choice too.

>>53946819
>career suicide
just what scoopsies did but on purpose

>>53946967
LMT

Sounds like everyone here has calls. Everyone on WSB also has calls. Everyone is piled into calls. That can't be good...

>>53947183
Yeah but now scoopsies can claim it was ai generated nigger tapes

>>53946990
SGML.
Thats all you need to know

Im scared
monday
plz go down
plz i need the cheapies

>>53947217
Seems like that ride is over

>>53946990
Why Lithium, anon? What makes you bullish on it?

>>53947217
Chart looks great. How'd you find this one?

>>53946803
WW2 was the win.

I'm so fucking bored /smg/ you better entertain me right now.

BUY rycey! They had great earnings!

>>53947266
This is why you don't make money

>>53947276
Go buy some crypto and watch your money disappear

Homes are unaffordable for the middle class.

>>53947277
What is Smg’s obsession with buying dying dinosaurs like this and INTCel?

>>53947298
Good.

>>53947092
Didn't brain age solve that problem a decade ago?

>>53947209
Dumbo, you buy calls when it's low, not high!

>>53947298
It's unaffordable for even upper middleclass. You will own nothing, unironically.

>futures

>>53947276
Same, I'm struggling to find motivation and energy to get new knowledge and I can't find anything that would entertain me.

>>53947299
it's not an obsession of /smg/ in general... it's just that these handfull of shills are relentless

>>53947209
>everyone

>>53946549
Why didn't you instead do I Bonds about 6 months ago? They were 9.62% through the end of last fiscal year. Me and a few of the well-off boomers I talk to put a nice chunk of change in them. The volume on them was laughably huge.

>>53947339
>it's just a prank bro

>Day 1, LJIM>SJIM

>>53947276
For the last 2 days I've done nothing but play Yakuza kiwami 2 and smoke pot. I'm ashamed of myself.

>>53947281
Idk bro but im scared to buy a stock thats 900% up the past 2 years

>>53947399
Im not smart and don't know how to into bonds

>>53947477
>smoke pot
what a faggot

>>53947493
It's functionally the same as a CD, just a different counterparty.

>>53947539
Yeah I'm gay too, don't know what smoking pot has to do with it.

He has puts. Reveal yourselves.

>>53947348
>>53947477
Bored gang here too. Markets arent open so just sitting on porch watching traffic go by passing the time. Trying to practice my drawing skills but honestly getting bored and want to make money.

niggers tongue futures

>>53947610
no poot. 100% sqqq.

>softbanks Arm to go public in 8 billion ipo
New semi play just dropped.

>>53947636
i want to invest in hardbank

>>53946699
BMR.V

>>53947636
If they make their chips in Taiwan I don’t care

>>53947596
why do you have this saved? is this you?

>>53947673
>doesn't know tinny lore
There's a fresh boat of newfags every day

>>53947706
I have nothing to say, I don't know the lore but im not proud of being on this website for the amount of time that i have
newfag is a compliment

>>53947756
>not proud of being on this website for the amount of time that i
I was like you once. Until i realized i can post without making an account and every post is given the same significance in the thread. Eventually you realize forum posting has been perfected here.

ON RRF takes on 44bil

Fed rolls of 38bil off its balance sheet

>>53947271
>Why Lithium, anon? What makes you bullish on it?
I saw that pretty much every lithium stock was up this week despite a massive pullback in liithum price the last 3 months. Could be a sign of reversal but I'm looking for opinions.

>>53947778
>6 years
>8 years
9 years I cannot ever truly leave can I?

>>53946588
I did this yesterday. No ragrets.
>>53946647
Works better if you sprinkle garlic powder on it. Yeah it's garlic bread. Tastes just the same (not really but it's gud.) Everything but baguette is trash. Long live the 1200 calorie, the 800 calorie and even the 600 calorie baguette. Fuck demi baguettes though; that's too small

>>53947819
>12 years
It just moves so much faster here and easier to post I dont ever see a reason to go anywhere else. News pops up here faster. Happenings. Better posting.

>>53947819
I arrived when I heard of the Scientology happening. I don't recall what year that was but it would have to have been...I think somewhere before or around Great Recession, because I still had my own business at the time, which Great Recession rugged.

>>53947895
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology

>>53947819
I've been on 4chan since 2004. What you are, I once was. What I am, you shall be.
>>53947778
This. I don't like registering accounts.

It seems we have some old people ITT today. Any financial advice for a late 20-something about to make near 6 figs in a low CoL state?

>>53947931
Eat clen. Tren hard. Anavar give up.

I Need to know are we going to pivet or is he sticking to 25 bepis?

This is the last ferry leaving the island boys

>>53947904
There you go, that was probably months before my business got shut off like a tap, which was around late 08 or early 09, not sure exactly. I thought I remembered still being "totally fine" when I discovered this place. I worked from home mostly, and networked on forums with others who did my same line (all of us completely independent business owners just swapping notes and hanging out). I found the "Anonymous" thing to be profoundly interesting. Sad to see that they essentially wound up being virtual ANTIFA.

>>53947941
Sweaty we're doing 50 benis now.

>>53947778
>post without making an account
>>53947918
>don't like registering accounts.
Agreed. I have since deleted all "social media" and such, and in fact every account of any kind that I possibly can shed. I presently have an absolute total of 13 passwords, and that includes 3 brokerages and the internet router.

>>53947931
Avoid whores.

>>53947339
I never watched this Home Alone

>>53947624
Futures = My anus
Bullish?

>>53947931
35 years old
I can give you some friendly advice.

1. Don't ever ruin your credit. It's the most important thing you'll ever have in your life. Don't listen to retarded debt-maxxers. That shit will follow you around forever.

2. If you're interested in getting married, find a woman in your early 20's and be married before you're 30. Life gets a lot harder when you try and find women that aren't complete used up whores after that ,but to be honest, it's entirely possible that zoomer women are beyond saving sadly.

3. Don't spend your money like a fucking retard when you're young. The only shit you will have at retiring in clown world is to start investing conservatively as soon as possible. In my early 20's I blew all my money on clothes, booze, and women, and have nothing to show for it now.

That's literally it. If you follow those 3 rules you'll live a long, happy, successful life.

>>53947667
Arm doesn't make chips they only lease design architecture to others and collect royalties.

>>53947931
Don't assume that you can overspend since you are still young. The sooner you achieve financial freedom, the better prepared you will be for an existantial crysis (or you might avoid it if you are not forced to slave away to surve).
Take opportunities when you see them. I would have twice as much money right now easily if I wasn't raised to be a loyal cuck. My peers were raised to care about themselves and were makign twice as much money as I did for years.
Don't wait for houses to get cheaper. I always did in order to avoid mortgage. If I took a loan 10 years ago I would already pay everything back. Currently I'm in situation when I'm close to buying a house with cash, but house prices went up 100% in the last decade. So I'm at loss anyway.
You are here forever

How much longer until the debt bubbles pop and stock markets get heemed?

https://youtu.be/u20RLQz3X_s

>>53948025
>slave away to surve
slave away to survive*

>oh its another semi company
>let me look into them
>they design chips
>they tell some Chinese/Taiwan company to make them
>they send them back
>"oh wowzers this semi company is da future XD"

Most semi companies are the equivalent of middle management.
If you're semi company manufactures chips in Taiwan or China then they have no moat.

THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE

>Be Bildeberg level billionaire
>Earning 50 million per billion parked in the two year note
>Fed wants to reduce the rate
>hike prices across the board keeping everything at max inflation
>force fed to pivot
>resume earning untold fortunes for doing absolutely nothing but gouging the publics eyes out

>>53948030
I heard this narrative for over 10 years now. I'm surprised people still think that system will collapse for logical reasons. Financial systems do not run according to laws of physics. It's a belief-based system. Considering that average IQ around the world is constantly dropping, I doubt we are anywhere near actual collapse.

>>53947931
the best investment you can make in life is getting right and keeping right with the Lord. No, I am not making this shit up as a cliche boomer saying. Think about it. It can't be stolen from you, you can't default on it, it'll keep you on the straight and narrow and it pays non-taxable dividends. You might laugh and dismiss this and move on, but you can make all the money in the world yet you can't buy a good conscious. This world will eat you up and spit you out, my God if you're only late 20s you are a baby. Fear the Lord and know that wickedness in this realm has no limits, the battle for your life has not even begun

this isn't just financial advice. this is a financial warning. ecclesiastes 11:9-10

>>53947931
Just dont overspend. Its that easy. So many of my co workers were in a panic during covid because they had no money. I didnt even care because I had 12 months of expenses in cash.
>>53948034
>they have no moat.
Arm does have a moat though. Every other company uses their stuff.

>>53947658
but why?

Can anyone give me a bear case for BB? I'll be honest I am a bag holder initially bought in around $11 but have since lowered my cost basis to around $6. I am long term bullish on them and plan to hold for a while. All of the news I read seems positive from what I've seen. I'm neutral on the ceo John Chen. Curious if anyone has any bear cases they can provide.

>>53948068
Brings to mind the title of a book I read about 30 years ago.

>>53948015
Thanks boomer. I've done everything to negate how much I spend, and if I do spend, it's usually on investments or adding to my collection of Nazi daggers. I have no debt, own 2 cars, live with my parents. My life kind of went sideways last year after I got SWAT raided for Jan 6th shit and got fired, but I didn't let it stop me from trying to make it. I'm a crypto jew, nobody gets my shekels

>>53947978
>>53948015
>>53948025
>>53948106
Thanks anon. I'm just getting out of grad school with no girl so it'll be tough to find one worth a shit. But I'm willing to try. My only beat is to use hinge and filter by degree type. I need someone that knows the struggle so we both don't overspend but I fear the only available women left on the dating apps either in grad school or with a graduate degree are fat or have some other red flag. My only in-person beat is a rec sports league
I have (probably permanent) financial PTSD from being a broke grad student and I don't think I'll ever allow myself to spend like a moron.

I think my biggest challenge will be when and how I buy my first home. I have no problem saving up a down while I pay the minimum on my student loans. But shit, I genuinely don't think homes will ever get cheaper. The only thing that gets built nowadays are soulless five-over-one rentpods.

>>53946498
Anyone got a breakdown for the week tomorrow? How you think it's gonna go? No CPI until the 14th but Powell speaking this week. Lots of data. Fed speakers have been squeaking like rats at the top of their lungs.

Should be interesting. Interdasting even, I would even say interest rates.

Hope you bought puts, anon

>>53948068
If you just hike prices like you will, your company goes bancrupt, because noone will buy

>>53948117
You'll see

Man I tell you what, of all the stocks I picked for my son, the one that has *surprised* me the most has been ALL. I *do not* recommend buying it right now, but it is *well* worth keeping in your watchlist and scooping on a dip for long term portfolio holding. It takes some pretty good sized hits from time to time, but always rebounds pretty quickly and strongly. The last big hit was due to the winter storms not long ago, payouts for damage, but it's already rebounded from that. It has become his strongest performer over the last 12 months (but not overall, ALL was one of his first 3 stocks at the beginning of the program in Feb 2021).

I mentioned DE yesterday and someone commented that it has "retard strength", and that's true, but ALL seems to have even more of that particular quality. A few months ago DE was his overall strongest single stock in and of itself (as opposed to portfolio totals considering share numbers), though.

>>53948106
>every other company uses their stuff
They rely on flismy copy right protection and pray that China doesn't just copy paste all their stuff.
They're based in London (lol. lmao, even).
They produce nothing in house.
They have zero intention of manufacturing their own stuff.

That sounds to me like something idgaf about. It will just be another IPO PnD.

>>53948183
>A hawkish tone from Powell, who will testify before a Senate panel on Tuesday and a House committee Wednesday, will likely prompt pushback from progressives warning the Fed not to inflict undue pain on the labor market. That’s been a bright spot for President Joe Biden as he prepares for a tough re-election fight in 2024 and Democrats try to defend a thin Senate majority.
HE'S SPEAKING ON TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY. I SOLD MY PUTS ON THURSDAY AND ENJOYED THE RIDE UP ON FRIDAY. DO I SHORT ON MONDAY?

>>53948183
>hey congress, maybe if you stopped passing Gajillion dollar spending plans we could get this under control a bit fa-
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>>53948245
Fuck, for some reason this gayass post made me think I have to invest in water.

>>53947942
>I found the "Anonymous" thing to be profoundly interesting
lol
>they
lmao

>>53947619
Girl on the top right has 3 arms

Fun fact:

OTM contracts on the options chain selling at 0.01 cant go any lower. The only thing taking little bites out of you is the theta. which moves in your favor if the market doesnt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgodtFhgf3U
this is gay here is a gay song for you

>>53948279
fuuuuuuuuuu


this pretty much sums it up

>>53948389
So if it moves to $0.05 you win. If it moves to $0.02 you win. Good point

>>53948279
That's the trick. They figured out a way to tax us without passing a tax law.

>>53948441
Just give a million thousand gorillians to immigrants and wait for the white upperclass to kill itself with Fentanyl overdoses. Yes it is happening quite fast. But there is a subset of private school kids who are ignoring everything. They are being very silent. And they look a lot like Tucker.

Check the pre-futures.

>>53948459
US will collapse without the ONLY demographic that contributes positively to its economic growth, proven by thousands of government sponsored studies.
When that happens I'm out of here.

We're about to find out if Friday was a bull trap folks

Inflation is a drug for business and workers.
Higher prices and wages mean more sales and wage adjustments in 6 months.

Like taking crack to make more money faster so you can buy ever more crack sooner

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

GUH

Holy shit what was that actually?

>futures down 540 points

WHAT THE FUCKKKKLLKJDASLFKJASDLFKJASDLFKJASDLFKASJDFLKSADJ

NOOOOOOO

> natural gas

/smg/ fomoed at $3 . KEK BAGGIES

>futures
You were a fool not to sell the rip, Mumu.

>>53948523
It does seem to be that the odds are stacked against us. I fear that the richest and the wisest white kids I've seen will share the same strategy as you and start a new colony elsewheres. God forgive us and this cunt tree.

>>53946498
hows amc/ape looking?

>>53948579
Its human nature for the best and brightest to leave and colonize elsewhere when the scum gets too deep.
Its happens over and over throughout history.

>>53946755
If you're hedged, you already have worst-case scenario expectations. Only people who are unhedged would be in constant fear.

>futures

>>53948571
>BOIL
Chop. Chop. Chop.

STOCK FUTURE PEE PEE ON POO POO

>>53948100
>It's a belief-based system. Considering that average IQ around the world is constantly dropping, I doubt we are anywhere near actual collapse.

Even beliefs are dependent on reality. If reality becomes too bad to ignore, people will lose trust in the system. Once that happens, collapse will be swift.

>>53948641
just a healthy pull back and some profit taking :)

>>53948323
That's what Burry is doing, but not in stocks. He is buying land with water on it.

So what caused NATGAS to meltdown?

>>53948598
I wonder how we can convince them. They think we (me and my kind) are all degenerates. They think anyone who is not already WASPy must be swarthy degenerates. The 20th century proved it to them. We Italians, we Irish, we Polish immigrants, we were so easily led astray by the second and third generations. Much like the Asians you see here. We have all been led astray.

But the elder Whites. They contend silently with us. They keep their ways. They even recruit a few Asians along the way. I see these kids and their campuses. I know how they are and how their parents live. It's very quiet and considered and they do not stop moving upward. They drive cheaper cars and own old properties in city neighborhoods which buttress their overall income, but still they keep saving.

I don't know how we can win them over. I don't know if we can anymore. The degenerate culture is so strong and it's been getting stronger for 60 years.

>>53948669
warm weather

>>53948669
>>53948677
NO THAT ANON THAT TOLD ME TO HOLD ONTO BOIL TILL MID MARCH TO EARLY APRIL FUCKED ME AAAAAAAAAAA

I think we will see squeeze in the VIX. People have been shorting volatility without any consequences for a while now.

>>53948647
IQ is dropping because our benevolent overlords have set up a world system that encourages retards to breed and those with brain power to not.

>>53948389
why did he do it?

Will I make it if I just keep buying the dip?

Red Pill me on GME

>>53948669
I expect Cheniere to randomly start following the brap gas trend and also open up -8% tomorrow.

>>53948729
God I fucking love and hate women

Whats the news boys? Futures turned sea of red

>>53948729
>Diamond handing GME for over 2 years after the squeeze

>>53948776
News is on Tuesday when Powell speaks before Congress. Otherwise we have an interesting pump, crab, or dump day ahead of us.

sorry for your loss BOIL baggies
I experienced a similar loss many years ago, where Sunday futures opened and natty gapped down -10%
I know your pain
It gets better (emotionally) - hang in there

Imagine you're waking up from a nice sleep and suddenly your self driving tesla has killed a black child in a bad neighborhood

>>53948776
>sea of red
Where are you looking? I'm seeing mostly mild movement other than natgas and oil in the bright red, and cattle/lean hogs bright green.

>>53946498
Cash gang WW@

>>53948840
random lumber rather than oil

It's over, stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up EVER again.

>>53948839
>Self-driving taxi license revoked
>-6000 Credits immediately. Your balance was 2000. Rent is 4000

Should have thought twice before buying a Racist TSLA. Your car note is absorbed by the state, Chud. Ask for forgiveness in Instagram posts for the next 30 years to build points.

>>53948729
Its a company that is going the way of Sears. Its a brick and mortar company that didn't adapt to online sales. They haven't turned a profit in literally years and are burning through their cash and no attempt at changing their company (like a fucking nft marketplace) has worked, shocker.

They are going to keep burning through their cash until they have to sell junk bonds, default, and then bankruptcy. Unless they magically find a way to compete with Steam, Epic Games, Nintendo, Playstation, Microsoft, etc

>>53948788
Imagine the smell

>>53948903
>Sears
Blockbuster

>>53948853
Where are you even getting data for lumber futures on a sunday?
The futures contract only trades 10am to 4pm mon-fri.

>>53948921
Its blockbuster if suddenly all movie theaters and publishing companies started offering sales through their own company websites and digital copies.

I genuinely have no idea how GME comes back

>>53948860
>Racist TSLA
It's not TSLA's fault that black people are harder to spot in the dark.

>>53948694
Nah you fucked yourself. Stop blaming others for your own actions if you want to improve.

>>53948931
I just look at the CME feed via E*TRADE.

>>53948954
I am confidant that this week BOIL will take a natural pull back and some profit taking and we will be back on the steady path to $15 :)

>>53948953
They're not harder to spot in the dark. Their eyes are. You see two floating eyes like that and you're bound to pick one of them simply because chupacabra sightings are going up. Basic maths

Redditbros,

What ETFs are you guys getting into atm?

>>53948571
>Natural Gas up a few points, consolidated over the last few days, and just broke out of consolidation yesterday
>OH MUH GERD YU MISSED THE RIP LAWL

Literally what the fuck are you even talking about? Have you ever once looked at a timeframe higher than the 5 minute chart, you sperg? The only way you couldve made money off NatGas the last few green days was just by literally gambling- throwing money at it and hoping it magically reverses. It only broke out of consolidation yesterday on the DAILY Chart. This shit has so much higher up to go within the next month or two.

>>53948990
>Redditbros
They are all in on options, gme, bbby, and crypto

>>53948990
BOIL and TECL

This is a pretty big kicker, moo moos. Long way down.

>futures

>>53948848
I'm Bearish af, but this dude has been wrong about literally everything.

>>53948637
why did he do it bros

>>53948990
only 12%+ yield garbage

>>53948956
Probably Friday's data then. They don't report data outside those periods.

>>53949005
We've been waiting Bobo, any day right??

Egads. Nat gas has plunged back to prices not seen since Thursday.

>>53946975
Same here brother. Nothing like holding aristocrats in my ROTH. Get a great feeling buying coke products, hell I even bought a Coca Cola mug from goodwill yesterday. I even look forward to paying my electric bill because I hold NEE and my utility provider is FPL

>>53949058

debt default imminent, markets are going to shit blood

>>53949012
he's a fucking youtuber, they are all wrong by default but still funny to watch them doomerpost and bullshit about a collapse everyday.

>>53949128
This cunt is even more dishonest than Trump.

>>53949108
>NEE
Redpill me. I dont have utility companies.

>>53949128
I doubt it. They will raise the ceiling this year like every other year and keep sending billions to Ukraine while american get jack shit kek

>>53949058
Now, the individuals I do not know, I'm just looking at a wall of them as such.

Lol wouldn't it be funny if megacorps bid up there own stocks when they know they are going to have shitty revenue for the year and the next leg down is imminent so they can sell it later and write off the losses. That'd be crazy right, people taking advantage of tax code. Good thing we live in a White Christian country where wages rise with productivity and the media isn't monopolized by a special interest group with greater ties to another country right?

>>53949120
Update time doesn't mean anything when it's not trading. It's a fresh fetch of old data.
Lumber closed at 369 for the March contract on Friday. 405 for May.

>>53947011
1. 72(t) for a traditional IRA
2. Roth-you can pull out your contributions any time. No tax, no penalties.

>>53949128
ahahaha he's flat out just posting a fucken lie AGAIN

>>53949146
Next era energy. They own florida power and light which is a huge utility. They just started buying water utilities in texas and Pennsylvania. They have a bunch of renewable shit. They are a dividend aristocrat so expect a raised dividend yearly

>>53948637
So why did the chicken do that anyway?

>>53949158
They just did the part where they did a ton of layoffs to afford more buybacks. The bid up into giga dumpening is due next.

>>53949163
Ah, very interesting, much appreciated. My only knowledge of futures thus far has been taking peeks at them in the attempt to form a sense of where the overall markets might be about to head and that kind of thing. I am nowhere yet near knowledgeable enough to make use of them for particular investments, but am adding to my knowledge constantly.

>>53949169
And you can start distributing from a Roth at 59

>>53949180
Based im sold. Utilities are basically monopolies anyway and can shift politics in a state easily. Ill buy some.

>>53949006
in the future I am getting a mechanical piston added to my cock to beat womens cervixes harder

>>53949128
Based Brandon.

>>53949203
If you buy it I recommend it’s with the intent to hold for 40 years

>>53949095
>pullback to the day before yesterday

wow who cares

>Futures

>>53949128
Here's how it's ever going to go if the United States defaults.
>Whereas it is unconstitutional for the United States to default on its debt by Section 4 of the 14th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States, and whereas it is the duty of the Executive Branch to enforce the Constitution, I the President of the United States hereby order the Secretary of the Treasury to ignore the debt ceiling.

>>53949223
Thats fine, im looking for divy stuff really to add. Im good at finding tech growth but need to expand a bit to other steady stuff.

>>53949251
And then it will be held up by the Supreme Court.
Verification not required.

>>53949158
I want to call you retarded for thinking companies stock purchases work the same way as individuals, but i don’t actually know if i am right and im not willing to check

>>53946893
looks neat, does anyone know the source of this jiff?

>>53949289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcjreV632CE

>>53949262
>conservative supreme court
They'd go out of their way to shut that down just to humiliate the Dems for shitting all over them over abortion and student debt relief.

Why do futures dramatically shift at 1am every day?
Is it some kind of Jewish holy hour? I’m not familiar with their scams.

>>53949296
>Terminator 3
ah fuck... well thanks anyway anon

>>53949337
>1am
?????????

>hereafter

>>53949254
They also have a subsidiary called NEP. Next era partners. They have a portfolio heavily leaning on renewables 80% and pay a much higher dividend and the dividend growth outlook looks good to. The only problem is that it’s an MLP so any distributions paid by NEP over $1000 annually are taxed, even in a Roth IRA

>>53948952
Downscale, lay offs, move into electronics and let the website grow while using stores as pick up and locations to test out devices.

>>53949128
it's been deboonked https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/02/17/politics/biden-economy-facts-first/index.html

>>53949354
smug gremlin who want you to eat the peas

>>53949395
Who is this Gremlin?

>>53949247
nothing for the queen

I fucking hate how dating sites like Tinder isn't listed. I would be shorting the shit out of them because filters are getting so advanced now kek

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1632470289127800832

>>53949354

>>53949404
She's a weird looking goblina, but I love her.

>>53946605
Sell at SPY 430

I would really like to see a red day tomorrow

>ubisoft
How could this happen lgbtqblm123abc's?

>>53949472
All video game companies are getting fucked. You seen the shit happening to SquareEnix? I give that 2 years before they declare bankruptcy.

>>53949467
Sorry brah.

>>53949467
If you're holding BOIL you just might get one.

>>53949354
Can't wait until she outlives her usefulness and Klaus has her executed. Smug cunt.

>>53949480
Wow its almost like hiring incompetent dipshits will tank your stock.

>>53949480
Not while FF14 still exists. Plus they run some gachashit games.

>>53949421
So many people (females) do not understand that filter wich basically paints something new on their face and look at it like "oh yeah that's totally still part me"

>>53949480
>shit happening to SquareEnix
Qrd?

I feel like committing some Semitism, but at this point it is unclear if it is pro-semitism or antisemitism

>>53949545
It's unironically going to warp so many minds. I imagine a future where everyone has an online avatar they hide behind.

>>53949360
If you were going to buy one for your non roth account which would you go with?

>>53949555
Depends: are your actions benefitting goyim at all?

>>53949573
They may benefit me but not others

>>53949561
Basically everyone will be anon because you can fake your online avatar to whatever you want it to be and people don't even expect you to resemble reality anymore.

>>53949595
>MFW all these dumb normies actually pouring their real selves into some fucking persona when they could just make it up to be whatever

>>53949546
>Qrd?
I think he's talking about the recent closure of Luminous Productions. Bit of a nothing burger, desu. No one was ever going to give a shit about Forspoken.

>>53949546
tldr; Forespoken, their AAA title was such a massive piece of shit flop commercially and critically that it caused Luminous studios to shut down. Then the president of SE Matsuda got heemed.

Yes really, if FFXVI turns out to be a mediocre game too, then that's it, game over unironically.

Thinking about buying.
>>53949644
>/v/ banding together to shit on some garbage game
The only good threads over there

>>53949644
China is definitely ahead on the video game front. Western game dev studios cannot compete.

>>53949670
>Japanese studios are still the king.
>Indy games are becoming easier to make and access which means huge mega-companies are no longer needed for all but the most ambitious games (like Elden Ring).
>Western games are becoming infested with woke trash.

You can short almost every AAA Western dev and make money long term.

>>53949683
If we're shilling devs, check out Songs of Conquest. Some Swedish (?) dev made a HoMM3 spiritual successor. Pretty good art and music, good quality pixel art, and while blacks are present in the game, it's like 5% of the hero pool. Plus it has skellingtons and frogs

>>53949683
I admit, I got some bags on Nintendo stocks and surprisingly its been consistent return wise.

At least its a lot better compared to other stock shitting the bed lately.

>Neighbor beneath me started yelling about my "god damn rolling chair"
>Just rolled some more

>>53949711
Remember that since the 1980s, Japan got absolutely heemed from following American-style corporate debt, to the extent that their currency has never really recovered. Japanese businesses do not take on debt. Ergo, if you're investing in a long-standing nip business, there's a good chance it has good cash flows

>>53949644
Square Enix, like most Japanese companies, is sitting on 2bil in cash for no reason.
They're not going bankrupt.

They might continue to scale down single player games though. They've already sold their Tomb Raider property and Eidos-Montréal plus some other single player IPs for around $500 mil.
As long as monetization and consumer behavior favors gachashit, lootboxes, subscriptions, and other microtransactions, game development will continue to shift towards that direction.
Genshin Impact was a real wake up call.

>>53949741
>for no reason
See >>53949724
They don't use leverage, whether as a lender or borrower

>futures

Jannies gave me a vacation this week but I'm back niggers. BOIL tard pump on Friday was extremely based, looks like I don't have to get a job any time soon. I sold 7dte covered calls and half my BOIL stack before close Friday.

>you never listen

>>53949794
Based out of the penalty box shitposter.

I am teaching about the great depression and rise of nat-soc tomorrow. Give me some cool graphs to discuss with students about economy. I was trying to find the one with expansion of credit vs. savings rate. Couldn't find the one posted here, and tried creating it on the FRED but don't understand how to get their graphs to properly overlay.

anime is so dumb and gay

>>53949844
lmao you just reminded me of my middle school teacher's Great Depression lesson: she pretended she lost the scores to an important project we did and we would all get the same score (C). Comedy gold.

>>53947011
Early retirement is a subset of full retirement.

>>53949845
>probably wears cowboy boots because his girlfriends boyfriend watches yellowstone
faggot
t. never seen yellowstone

>>53949794
What is your plan for the other half?

>>53948641
>>53948656
>>53948669
>>53948694

I told you guys to buy at 4, 5, 6, 7 and then you fomod on a 20% day.. I would have told you niggers to sell covered calls or take profits Friday like I did but i was banned. Wait for next bottom by like mid week and then go back in.. still going up over the next month

>>53949857
I'm probably going to give them a lesson in collectivism when I teach about Stalin.

>>53949877
I used to live at the actual Yellowstone and didn't wear any of that.

>>53949903
I'll buy more if there is a significant pullback but my target range is like $4-4.5 for natural gas before I exit the rest

>>53949908
Fuck yeah send em all to the gulag.

>>53949747
Perhaps it would've been better to state that it's irrational, rather than "no reason". They do have their own cultural reasoning, but it's pretty irrational from our outside perspective to hold a massive balance in a weakening currency that pays no yield.
Holding some cash is fine, but a lot of these companies with 25-50% or even 90-100% of their marketcap sitting in cash are being pretty inefficient from a shareholder perspective. It's not like they're actively setting a specific cash safety target and then returning excess profits beyond that point. Many of these companies just stack cash for decades and do nothing with it. They'll pay the same static dividend amount, even as profits grow.

BOIL baggies...

>>53949844
>Give me some cool graphs to discuss with students about economy
say no more senpai

>>53949926
That makes good sense, I am still trying to learn from your trades as best I can. Nowhere near ready to jump in on them, but little bits sink in here and there and the pictures gets a little more clear. Much appreciated.

>>53949944
Hey, he stole that from Mott Capital (c) 2023!

>>53949959
7/21 $10 YANG calls is my biggest new play. Bought a couple hundred NTDOY shares with profits from BOIL incase this tard pump continues just to have my money working in some boring shit. pretty much just a fuck it play and plan on dumping it around 10-10.5. Someone has been shilling it here and honestly seems super safe and boring but seems like free money.

Mostly waiting for the FOMC dump though to go into QLD with a fat stack after everyone here starts talking about the end of the world again

See the idea is you buy things when they are cheap and you sell them when they are expensive. Smg waits to fomo the top and then bagholds or panic sells

>>53948848
>>53949012
>>53949135
This guy has been shilling the bio pennies at the end of his doomposts WTF ?

>>53949904
I assume you're the same dickposting retard that told people to buy the dip at 12, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, and so on all the way down last month?
I'm happy for you if you took advantage of Friday's rally as a window to dump those heavy bags at a small loss, but all the suckers you baited are likely even bigger retards than you if they were dumb enough to follow some anonymous gambler's degenerate shitposting. I'm sure they'll baghold all the way into the next reverse split.
Basic mean reversion martingale strategies tend to work great until suddenly one day they stop, and your whole account blows up.

I don't follow your bullshit though, obviously.
It may surprise you, but I actually like to earn profits from trading. There's a reason I'm able to post screenshots of my profits, and yet you are unable to post anything beyond some cropped robinhood cope of the single unhedged portion that shows profit on whatever positions you're bagholding.

>>53949741
2bn is nothing for a AAA videogame company
They'll burn through that on them next Spirits Within
Kek actually read about Spirits Within and how it nearly destroyed Sqenix
They're fucking dumb, anon is right for thinking of shorting them

>>53949644
FF16 is probably going to be safe unless they fuck it up colossally. FF14 was a failure before they relaunched it into their moneymaker, and FF15 was delayed forever but still managed to sell millions

>>53949936
sold the last of my BOIL end of friday and loaded up KOLD.
Damn it's great to be a nat gas swinger.

>>53950067
It's enough to cover an entire year of expenses even if revenue dropped to zero. It's over 25% of their market cap.
I don't think Square Enix is a great long right now considering their questionable management decisions of recently, but it's not going bankrupt either. Too many weebs ERPing as catgirls on FF14.

>>53950026
so he finally gave up on shilling TLT? welp it's close to time to go all in on TMF anyway

Mr. Henry Hub was caught embezzling funds through a shell corporation in the Bahamas. /NG is going negative

>>53950050
>dickposting
Yes
>retard
No. Maybe autistic

My first buy was selling puts at $9 that got assigned at like $7.80 cost basis and I averaged down and kept buying all the way to 4. When natural gas hit $2 I sold all my JEPI and my portfolio was 100% BOIL. I do make money and I've posted hundreds of screenshots here over the last year including ones that showed my account balance. You nerd haters will always seethe no matter what I do so desu I would rather just post pictures of my dick

I screencapped all my DRIP options and all my KOLD plays. I dunno what you faggots want

>>53950110
>>53950110
>>53950110

>>53950099
>I dunno what you faggots want
Perhaps posting actual numbers would be a start, if you'd like to build some credibility. A timeframe beyond one single week would be nice too.

>>53950095
I can't wrap my head around bonds, why is TMF a good play, I put in orders and then cancel because I'm not sure

>>53950007
Very interesting, I am watching Bloomberg covering Asia right now. What has you bearish on China at this, of all times? I'm not disputing in the least, but simply interested in your thinking.
>>53950099
OK, if you don't mind, what was your thesis you were holding in mind while "buying all the way to 4" after getting assigned and such? I think I understand it, but just want to be sure so I can absolutely internalize the mechanics.

Buddy, take a look at futures computer

>>53950080
What timeframe charts are you playing this off of?

>>53950130
look up "curve steepening"

1) If economy keeps doing well and Fed talk remains hawkish then economy going into recession then bullish for long during bonds (20-30Year bond ETF TLT and 3x ETF TMF that tracks it)

2) Fed gives up the fight early and cuts front end rates of the curve then all bond prices rise

so in either case bonds can only go up. Stocks, however can chose to go down before going up so the risk of buying bonds in the next quarter or two is a lot less.

>>53950093
Funny thing is, I pay more attention to the vidya industry than most on smg yet until now I haven't really put a lot of thought into what companies will be getting wiped out in a global recession. Most of these Jap AAAs will be. They're dinosaurs waiting for that meteor. Only one that will survive will be Nintendo. The rest will get culled. Ff14 isn't nearly as much of a money printer as you think. Japan's economy in general is very weak and vulnerable. Watch Snider, he goes into this a lot.

>>53950166
I use the weather forecast. Don't know if you can chart weather forecasts and the projected HDD/GWDD

See:
https://twitter.com/FibChartsPro
https://www.celsiusenergy.net/p/weather-data.html

I also look Crude Oil to Henry Hub futures ratio, and Shanghai+Newcastle Coal futures to see bigger picture headwinds/tailwinds.

>>53950197
>Watch Snider
Who? And do you think Atlas will survive? Konami?

>>53950205
Thanks anon.

>>53950207
Konami is unironically a gambling company first and foremost. Muh pachinko and shit.

>>53950207
Jeff Snider.
Atlus, doubt,but they do have a decent catalog of jrpgs that have obsessive fanbases. Konami LMFAO. Konami I should probably figure out how to short very soon. It'll be great to see these fuckers disappear.
I hate the Japanese videogame industry like you wouldn't believe. Too much dead weight and they're all run by boomers who should just fuck off and look after their grandkids if they have any, given Japan's birthrate .

>>53946704
I'm the most stressed out when I have no problems. It's a weird personality problem

I sure did hold a lot of SQQQ through the weekend haha why am I like this

>>53950259
I get really depressed when things are easy.

>>53950197
Capcom will never die you fool

Just remembered, Capcom is the other one who will survive apart from Nintendo. They have a shitton of great franchises that people actually love and keep coming back, mainly MH, and resevil.

>>53950275
Kys nigger, I never said they would, and while I was typing this
>>53950284 you posted your fucktard comment

>>53950259
>>53950272
Power Process

>>53950251
I dont know man, those Boomers gave us some great shit back in the day. What would a japanese video game company ran by the latest generation look like? Probably all mobile games and gatcha gambling shit IMO.

>>53950304
Okay, how do other anon and myself get back on track?

People hire more when it's warm.

>>53948637
Why?