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I have 9k. How much do you have?

>> No.53945567

>>53945428
This question makes me depressed

>> No.53946587

$140k

>> No.53946607

>>53945428
30k in checking
120k in trading
$500 in my wallet
Still live at home with dad

>> No.53946615

>>53945428
<$100 net worth reporting

>> No.53946620

>>53946587
Shit I am jealous
>>53946607
I live with my parents, I am a min wagie and I am in uni. Hope I get a co-op and could earn 1,00,000>>53945567

>> No.53946627

>>53946607
I only keep 20$ in my pocket, aren't you scared somebody would rob you? Why do u keep that much

>> No.53946637

>>53945428
~10k with monthly expenses of ~3k

>> No.53946641

>>53945428
Single white immigrant male
Vancouver
40’s
$20k

This place is eating me alive.

>> No.53946654

>>53945428
$1900

>> No.53946661

>>53946637
I don't have any expenses except eating out. I wasted 5k the past 3 years
>>53946641
Yah I am planning to move to usa after 4 years

>> No.53946662

>East coast US
>Early 20s pajeet
>Failing community college degree
I have like $2090 in my bank account. I buy soda and candy from the school vending machines everyday and go take fast food later.

>> No.53946667

$1200
10k credit card debt
10k ICP

>> No.53946668
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>>53946587

Why so much cash?

>> No.53946677

>>53946661
How easy is it?

I have zero transferable skills.

>> No.53946685

>>53945428
low 6 figs, and a similar figure in my folio

>> No.53946689

$239k

>> No.53946694

>>53946677
Do you have a degree? If you don't you're fucked. Enjoy the coast, most ppl can't experience the beauty and weather you guys and California have

>> No.53946708

>>53946662
>pajeet
>$2090 in my bank account
>school vending machines everyday
>failing degree
Didn't expect that from an indian

>> No.53947068

>>53946668
I thought there would be a recession so I cashed out of stocks anticipating a decline. I've been wrong so far but I'm willing to wait another 12 months

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>>53947068

I'm doing the same thing. I've just been buying US T-Bills while I wait. Might as well make a few bucks.

>> No.53947113

>>53945428
50k
3k in cash

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53947128

10k in checking
20k in trading (mostly roth)
2k in savings

30 y/o with a small bungalow, was fortunate to get into the market in 2019 before things went to hell.

got a later start in life but i'm okay with where i'm at for the time being.

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53947191

20k, enough to live one year off.
The Rest is in crypto and boomer etfs/shares

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>>53945428
>25
>$6k in the bank
>$167k in the 'folio
>No sex in 2032 days

>> No.53947332

>>53945428
>37
>currently a neet with no income
>5k in cash
>1k in stonks
>90k in crypto

>> No.53947340

>>53946668
That is definitely a man

>> No.53947346

>>53945428
I have $50k in one and $15k in another

>> No.53947359

>mom I posted the funny NPC face again
back to /pol/ chud

>> No.53947382

>>53945428
180k

>> No.53947436

NEET with a 9 to 5 job. No expenses.
12k

>> No.53947453

>>53947436
>NEET with a 9 to 5 job
What did he mean by this?

>> No.53947465

>>53947453
forgot what NEET meant. just 9 to 5 job living with my parents so no expenses

>> No.53947466

>>53945428
like 10 or 20k, havent checked in a while. I keep my wealth safe in crypto.

>> No.53947484

>>53946708
Yeah my dad died when I was 12 so I grew up without any academic push

>> No.53947497

Traditional College student here:
Approximately 10k cash in bank accounts
6k in a Roth IRA
1.5k or so in company match 401k
10k in a CD
No credit card debt or student loan debt to speak of.

How am I doing Biz? I often feel like a financial failure but I have worked for everything I have, meaning mommy and daddy don’t give me shit.

>> No.53947523

>>53945428
I have only $100k at the moment. But I don't keep my money in bank accounts. It's only for emergencies

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>>53945428
10k on my bank account and 50k on my Stake account.
Winning is hitting me hard.

>> No.53947567

>>53947551
Don't let 50k on you Stake account someone could hack it.

>> No.53947574

>>53947567
Never thought about it...

>> No.53947621

>>53947551
I used to gamble a lot on Stake and Roobet during the last bull run. Won a $35k slot jackpot and overall I'm still down $30-40k. It's just too convenient, hard to control yourself when you have access to an entire casino from your bedroom.

I have 83k on bank and I'm going to risk 2k on Stake. Just for fun.

>> No.53947699

>>53945428
I have 260 and I was thinking about spending it all on more crypto because overdrafting would actually make me more money than not overdrafting we live in a clown world

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>>53945428
>$800 in checking
>$80 in my car incase of emergency gas/weed/food
>~$66k in portfolio (mostly BTC and ETH)
>~$6k in some random stocks
>~$58k in my company's stock
>~$50k spread out in two 401k accounts
>~$11k in HSA
>Zillow has my house listed at $407k but market is kinda fucky ya know
>$234k left on 15 year/fixed rate mortgage @ 2.37%

I'm turning 27 in a month and I've had sex with a total 3 people
Compared to most of us losers, I'm doing pretty fucking OK
Looking forward to retiring at age 35 or 40 I think

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53947938

I had $17.35 in my first federal account.
$-5 on my chime
and 0 in crypto
And no job
And no future.
Wen kms?

>> No.53947989

>>53945428
100k+ spread across 5-6 accounts

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53948016

£655.05

>> No.53949172

>>53947484
Wtf? How did it happen?

>> No.53949186

>>53947359
>the NPC image triggers me cuz I'm fresh frm reddit

Dumbass

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>>53947359

>> No.53949803

Somewhere around 670k across bank and retirement accounts. Early 30s working in tech.

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>>53945428
1500

>> No.53949873

>>53945428
$4k but I had $4.7k yesterday and I keep slurping. My goal was to save up to $6k for 2 months now but I keep slurping. Im in $4k hell right now.

>> No.53949882

>>53945428
>bank account

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53949905

2k in checking
0 in savings
15k in IRA

30 years old. Fucking kill me. Good news is I live on my own and have never had a problem getting women/a gf/one night stands.

We all want what we don't have.

>> No.53949909

>>53946667
>10k credit card debt
>10k ICP
Ahhh...Jeez dood...I got like .5 ICP in mah wallet...Ahhh...I can do like, .1 ICP monthy...I gotta pay for these pills dood.

>> No.53949918

>>53945428
no quote therefore you look like this and actually asked that

>> No.53949942

>>53949918
>Ummm akshullly

Wht does the npc image trigger reddit fags

>> No.53949947

>>53949942
Why

>> No.53950773

25k in savings, about 14k in crypto, and about 8k in cash. It’s not much compared to most folks around here, but I don’t make much annually. I’ve just lived under my means and ignored consoomer bullshit for most of my 20s.

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>>53947484

Just stay true anon, good things are coming back to you.

>> No.53950829

>>53945428
200k €

>> No.53950839

>>53950829
0 in crypto

>> No.53950844

>>53945428
$12k cash
$5k crypto
$7.5k VTI
not buying anything more until the recession hits (t. aus)

>> No.53950858

153 in spending
324 in brokerage

haha

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>> No.53950950

200 argentine pesos, i'm fucking broke

>> No.53951089

>>53949909
based icp lowballer

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>>53945428
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>>53951089
Another glowing psyop and piss poor bait thread all in one. Herbs