/biz/ - Business & Finance

nevin freeman hosts gay hotel orgies at crypto conferences

I have a million RSR. When do I get my complimentary yacht?

>>53937651
You'll be able to afford a lightly used nissan altima in your favorite color with that kind of stack

>>53937651

SHITCOIN

S H I T C O I N

NO GUY BUY

NO REFUNDS

A non-working car is all you'll be able to afford with RSR.

RSR WILL NEVER PUMP AGAIN.

tough market out there

>he fell for RSR
ngmi

>he bought a VC scam token
no wonder hes an incel

>he bought the RSR Walmart pleb tokens
ngmi

>>53937585
wtf is wrong with you, are you shilling or fudding RSR?

>fartless beans
I've never dropped a coin so fast in my life

>>53937892
(You) on the right.

>>53937899
>fartless bean tokens
best thing ive ever bought or ever will buy.

>>53937916
Never trust a man who tries to hide his farts

rsr is the worst coin in all of crypyto gurrency

>>53937939
I cannot believe the sexist and demeaning terminology the Reserve team is allowing people to use in this Discord server. I am from Moosonee, Ontario. There was a government scandal back in the day where the mayor raped about 15 women in the town (1% of the population) and with his buddies he'd refer to it as 'big moosing' (inferring he'd slam his gigantic moose cock into a tight indigenous woman's hole). It was a while ago now but my grandparents still shudder when they hear the term. Not only that, but referring to a RSR Ranger as 'fartless' is sexist in nature. Since women don't poop, and by extension fart, using the term 'fartless' to explain how food can prevent bodily functions only 50% of the sexes experience is beyond derogatory. I hope Peter Thiel sees you folk who you really are and dumps his bags on the community, destroying your white folk idea of a low inflation sanctuary.

I met the Reserve Protocol Team at The Big Moose Deli once. I should have never gone. You known the saying never meet your heroes? Well this was the case. The dinner party was fun we were shooting the shit drinking and yelling out colonial memes.

Someone must have drugged my drink. I passed out and was woken up with the feeling that someone was on me. I opened my eye to see Nevin on top of me. We locked eyes and I saw Nevin "what the fuck" I said.

I threw Nevin off of me and yelled for help. The guys from the Reserve Team made a crowd and just looked at me as I yelled for help. I told everyone what Nevin did and out came Josh Furnas stumbling around while munching on a burger from the kitchen.

RSR is an incredibly unqiue coin. It's so far down the bearish totem pole that we have our own word for it: mooseish. This derives from a mediocre business venture where the Reserve Protocol team hosts their operation: Big Moose Deli, famous for their "fartless beans." We climbed 10x from one cent to ten cents before the team rug-pulled to pay their rent and hosting fees. The worst part is none of us sold, because we're in too deep. I'm down 50 grand. If it dips to half a cent again, I might just have to apply to B.M.D as a butcher. They pay in RSR, you know.

Manhattan, NY
Press Release

June 21st, 2021
Online design and publishing platform Reserve is the latest startup unicorn from San Francisco, with a new valuation of US$1 billion after having raised a US$40 million round.
Nevin Freeman, CEO and Co-founder at Reserve said that while the company is already growing from their Reserve Protocol app, they decided to take on additional capital to rapidly advance its brand new core product offering - bags of Fartless Beans - in an effort to assist third world hunger.
In this round Oprah Winfrey has joined forces with long-time Reserve investors, Sam Altmann and Pater Thiel in backing the design company with a new round of investment.
Nevin adds, “We’ve only just started to scratch the surface of stopping world hunger. Our “End the Gas” Initiative aims to end all third world hunger through the use of our proprietary “Fartless" beans. While we started as a cryptocurrency app, this new approach will facilitate ending third world hunger once and for all.
This announcement follows several new achievements this year from the 10 person-startup headquartered in San Fran, including over 400 new downloads this year alone on the Google Play Columbia Store, and over $11,200 in new transactions on the network.

when i heard that the brains behind RSR had also invented fartless bean soup, i had to buy a bag.
taking the farts out of beans is a dynamic physics and chemistry problem, and any crypto team smart enough to solve the problem deserves my money.
ive always hate the constant farts after i ate normal beans but the new fartless beans that the Reserve team is selling are just that, fartless.
after eating these beans i havent farted even once which to me is a sign the team is honest and not lying scammers like 99.9% of the rest of cryptos in the market.
im saving lots of money on my laundry by having to wash less underwear since i no longer am constantly farting and getting poo stains in my undies because ive switched to an entirely fartless bean diet.
and just step back and be honest with yourself for a minute, you know as well as i do that these fartless beans are entirely undervalued.
its only a matter of time before the normie retail fags find out about the fartless bean connection to RSR.
when that happens our bags will go parabolic and unlike the stinkie farting linkies, we will not stink because this is the power of fartless beans.

i'd post more about my experience with fartless beans but i have an appointment with Nevin to do an OTC deal on a massive shipment of fartless beans. so just post your experiences with the Reserve Fartless Beans ITT. thanks frens, and may you never have to smell the stench of your own farts again.

instead of Breaking Bad its called Breaking Beans
and the show is about a man inventing the best chemical process to extract farts from the beans

STILL NEED A REASON TO NEVER BUY RSR?
Look no further than here: >>/biz/thread/S22472263

It will happen when the weather cools.
That's when they'll make their move.
The plans laid long ago over lunch with Thiel.
Will finally come to fruition.

They're trying to force mass crypto adoption.

Watch for these things:

Three countries will become profit.
An old idea will drift away.
A killing candle will shine in the summer but will not kill.
The team will gorge itself on fartless beans.
Shills will speak and move about.
The hashtag flag will fly above the dome.
The belly of the developers wil drip coffee.
Two swing traders will seethe in a silence that all will hear.
The celo will starve.
Anons will leave their caves forever.
The R and the # will strike.

I heard a rumor that Nevin is converting to Islam. I have no feelings on the matter one way or the other but there is a prohibition in Islam against usury. This could represent potential risks that Nevin will want to steer reserve away from the financial system and severely limit the projects growth potential.

Likewise, the rumors stem from the several women he lives with in Oakland. He lives with 3 women, each of whom wears a hijab. I don’t think this qualifies as a harem but it’s close. Of course this is allowed in Islam so I won’t pass judgement.

Anyway, does anyone here worry about a prohibition on lending for RSV?

I met Nevin Freeman tonight on a bench, we shared a smoke and a drink, he told me about his homelessness, his meth addiction, ex wife, rapped and sung a few verses of old songs that may of never existed.

He'd been there done that and had the scars to show for it.

I left him on his way to the hospital with a 4 pack under his arm. told me i seemed alright, bumped fists and and we parted ways.

Good luck Nevin.

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of RSR and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 RSV will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying RSR... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that RSV.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to Venezuela us onto a decentralized nevin-based currency. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

>taking literally any image, putting a black and white filter and then slapping the reserve logo in one of the corners
This almost fudded me out of my stack because I was convinced it was a discord attempt at a pnd. Then I realised it was actually a sophisticated, coordinated fud campaign to keep the price down so people could further fill their bags. After that hit me I honestly sleep like a fucking baby holding RSR, AVAX and LTO

the Reserve team is developing something that no one has developed before.
theyre making industry firsts so to speak and that takes considerable time.
because of this, its a long term position with an incredibly high upside.
because of the way the protocol is designed its most likely going to be the method a lot of whales use this cycle to sell off into stable coins at a guaranteed $1 per stable coin entry by selling their bags into RSR, then burning the RSR for RSV.
this method is going to be the fastest way to secure your capital into stables at a guaranteed buy in price of $1 per stable coin.
and the cycle we are in now will see extremely massive adoption of stable coins the closer we get to the top.

cap this, im not wrong but i was extremely early on RSR
it will pay off majorly but this one wont have a real sellers season until probably mid 2023.

To me, the main characteristic of RSR is its appeal to unrepentant racists who see it as a means of financially enslaving impoverished countries suffering from currency that is worthless due to hyperinflation. Reserve intends to, and indeed is already in the process of taking over entire monetary systems of the unwashed unbanked so that they will never again be able to live in fiscal freedom. No matter how left their employees try to lean, or how many "progressive" social causes they champion, they will always be colonizing to the benefit of the few autistic bigots who were first to realize this and see the potential.

It takes a certain type of man to hold RSR. The type of man that cheers for the hare, but bets on the tortoise. The type of man that expects the sunshine, but prepares for the rain. The type of man that Reserves his seat, well in advance.

The book about buying RSR: https://youtu.be/hpVuNWX7O5Y
The future plan: https://youtu.be/oS3HBmwFFDQ
The financial history: https://youtu.be/CXGOvepIIkI

I hate this coin so much

Bro hat tip on the intensity. I just skimmed all of those but tldr wise should i keep holding or no?

>>53938716
If i were (You) i'd be working 3 jobs and doing side gigs and hustles to buy more any time money passes thru your hands.
But hey, what do I know?

most schizo thread on /biz/ right now

I am fartless

>>53938815

>>53939897

>tfw (You) know before anyone else in the pleb retail sector that a CBDC will launch on RTokens and that the $56 Delphi Digital prophecy is actually a lowball price projection

>$0.117424 -96.22% Apr 16, 2021 (almost 2 years)
Huh, I think I’m going to pass. Send the apology and pound it in your sisters ass.

If you had any heart you’d be out stealing a living

>>53940050
>he doesnt know the Delphi prophecy started on day 1 mainnet and that the mainnet launched October 2022

so if RSR can pump to almost 12 cents without a working product at all, what do you think it can pump to when the tokens use case enters mainnet DeFi demand for that passive income it generates off staking on RTokens with arguably a 0% risk rate of loss?

Serious replies only.

>>53940073
>inb4 the token is not needed

>>53940073
>>53940104
sounds like token not needed, and a pajeet scam. I appreciate the effort you’re giving to try to mirror other shilling efforts on the board, like xrp

>>53940073
this just for context is the tokens use case and how it generates interest to stakers.
https://register.app to see for yourself

RSV was the first proto-RToken
eUSD is the first RToken and it launched just days ago.

>>53940129
yeah sounds good pajeet

Where the mods at for advertising and begging?

the current ongoing hackathon has showcased some very interesting use cases... in that a properly built RToken could provide a kind of UBI for its holders, RSR stakers, etc along with supply expansion via a smart contract adhering to supplying the register with additional collateral to mint more.

>ETH Denver 2023

>>53940141
u caught me. im in Mumbai and im being paid in fartless bean tokens (RSR) by Nevin Freeman.
i deserve the ban.
my apologies sir. pls do the needful.

I've accomplished my goal ITT and will be posting no further.
To the archive it goes to serve as future proof when RSR is trading about $10 in the 2030's that once again, Schloppy was right and some faggots were wrong.

Thank (You) all for your participation in my RSR thread.
If you aren't buying all the way up to $1 then you have no idea how to use money.
For those of you who have already Reserved your seat long in advance, I will see you at the 2028 Reservist yacht party.

Cheers~ that is all.

>>53940200
ya cool piss off shill. bags must be real heavy.

>>53940200
Cockslammer, bradee, mzrt, nibba, and garithos will all be signing the apology letter Schloppy it's just a matter of time now

Is this bait

>>53938815
$RSR is the schizocoin. IYKYFK. Not gonna spoonfeed any further, but it's a wild ride.

t. 2MM, looking at another million for my stack.

>ya cool piss off shill. bags must be real heavy.

oh wow the paid pajeet is back promoting his scam coin

>>53937585
What does CWE (in CWE Capital) mean?

No. I'd smoke a cigar and laugh at OP and ask him if he's a journeyman at being a plumber, as he likes to bring up old shit from time to time.

Thank God I'm not the only schizo RSR/EOS holder.

this coin very good 4channel!

do no sleep on rsr jut got big bag!

Your coin does nothing.

very good coin., team still active develop good revase rsr token

>>53941221
this is paid fud 4channel

ignore pay FUDDERS and remember with rsr you can afford a car!

let get it business and finance fourm, . with rsr you go far! team have good update roadmap for 2023 many moonie moons coming

wow you see that 4channels? you feel FOMO yet? rsr is pumping

must be big news

with rsr u can buy everyone drinks in the bar. you have many monies with the rsr moonie moon missions

>>53941243
Not everybody can afford a car but that's OK. Not everybody needs a car. You can live in one of those 15 minute cities and be just fine without a car. Women usually love cars. I've never bought a car but that's okay since I've got a big dick. That and my bones fused together at an early age and gave me superhuman strength. I'm serious. Ask anybody in Santa Fe about it. You know how many tons of drugs are funneled through New Mexico?

Pay attention

Nothing gives me a firm rubbery one like Singapore. Have you ever felt frozen rubber? Yeah. Stiff like that but still bendable with some effort.

Why do pajeets seethe whenever RSR gets a thread? The entire team is white or mexican, based in USA

Well how about I joined /biz 3 days ago and 3 years ago, despite waiting patiently, never received any life changing financial advice from you. Now I sit here, trading shit coins and playing glow in the dark weiner tag by myself, hoping, praying some wealthy anon recommends to me the next moonshot.

I think you owe me an apology letter, not the other way around shit dick.

>>53941962
Three days and three years is kind of a long time. Just think of the opportunity cost.

I hold about 18000 of these what am I in for?

>>53942008
Are you the impatient type?

>>53938768
Crypto wagie extreme (CWE). Cool. Thanks for answering my question.

My daughter is dating a douche-bag I don't know where I messed up, I thought I taught her well on what to look for in a man. The guy just showed up at my house and starting rambling on about how DCAing 30 dollars in 4 months into Red Rabbit helped him understand finance and geopolitics. I told him he was completely oblivious about being in a ponzi, this only unchained a what I believed to be a cocaine induced speech saying that Red Rabbit was going to be the next Bitcoin and he was going to moon while buying lambos for his friends because he was no Bitch-ass paperhands I'm a bank executive, so you can only imagine what a nightmare this is for me. Don't know what the point of this post is, is not like my daughter is going to stop dating that idiot anyways. I'm scared about my daughter's future.

I like to creep around my home and act like a red rabbit I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-hopping position making nibbling noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different 'trinkets' and put them in my bag while saying stuff like 'i am financially hippity hopped' and laughing maniacally in my bugs bunny voice ('trinkets' can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Red Rabbit token. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investor’s head. There’s also Sitoshis’s free market outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance.The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Red Rabbit token truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Jacobs’s brilliant programming method. Blockchain, which itself is a cryptic reference to Haber and Stornetta's Merkle trees. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Red Rabbit token tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Shidding bigly rn.
Love shidding.

>>53937585
I'm telling everyone who care to listen about ORE. Still under 4M mc.

God will punish anyone who doesn't bend the knee to RSR

>>53937585
Identity management protocol is better option to focus on.

rsr very good coin do no sleep on hidden gem

>>53947261
Can't be trusted fag

>>53940205
I only need a blockchian enabled interoperability project

Unbelievable. This thread refuses to stay dead.

>>53944360
Gotten that shit all along

>>53945966
I bent the knee for Nevin. Both of them. I'm not proud of it. It wasn't awful but I can't deal with the shame again. I need this coin to moon so I can afford my EMDR therapy to forget about what I've done. Oh god.

>>53949370
https://sageclinic.org/emdr-services/

>sage
Kek

>>53938345
Based schizophrenia thread. People are still bullish on LTO? I never hear about it anymore. And where to stake RSR? Been holding since 2019 and haven’t paid any attention recently