/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just hope you make good use the extra life my sacrifice gave you.

>>53936108
sorry mister but this is not an eastern orthodox linguistic image board

sn = sn

>>53936199
but that seems too obvious

>bitcoin
satoshi nakamoto (S.N.), original idea taken over by idiot moonboys and fallen from grace
>monero
nicholas van saberhagen (N.S.), ambitious scarface type shit on the comeup
>chainlink
sergey nazarov (S.N.) over-complicated business-oriented scam, token not needed

>>53936400
I have a neighbor woman who looks a lot like this guy. Like same smile and facial structure. I wonder if he went undercover as her? I'll try to investigate, bring up Satoshi or something else and see if I get a reaction. I sometimes help her with gardening and lifting stuff so maybe she [HE] will pay me some.

No. Satoshi Nakamoto came from Japan.
He's actually a Genius.
These are his patents.
https://patents.justia.com/inventor/kazumasa-sato

>>53936867
but there's no bitcoin here

>>53936254
that fat russian scammer is not satoshi.

>>53936153
wtf jason statham invetnted bitcoin? big brain shit

- bitcoin is the only neutral decentralized money humanity can ever create now the cat is out of the bag
- bytecoin/monero is 2014s answer to on-chain privacy, since obsoleted by zero knowledge proofs
- link is a 2017 ico token which became financially irrelevant once the 2020/2021 bull run began

there's nothing in common with any of them

>>53937389
Came to say this. Such a retarded take, OP. The three have nothing in common, like at all. And Monero is especially obsolete.

>>53937389
>>53937854
they have "the satoshi question" in common.
if sergey is satoshi I should buy link tokens,
if luke sneed is satoshi I should buy monero,
if paul le roux is satoshi I should probably buy bitcoin

>>53936400
Rip sweet prince

>>53938010
you think the guy who doesn't have the iq to understand why his product is fundamentally flawed and premined 70% of his worthless token is the same guy that created and understood the entire concept from a decade earlier?

>who is Satoshi
Oh heh, he's no one

>>53936108

>>53939320
despite his obsession with economics and former experience making digital cash this dude has too much aspergers to have been satoshi

Probably Nick Szabo.

The other day I thought of another reason pointing to him: his initials are the reverse of Satoshi's initials.

OP is secretly satoshi, but he doesn't know this. It's like Fight Club, except the gay faggot retard known as OP is secretly a shadowy super secret coder who invented Bitcoin while sprawled out in a cave during a meth binge.

>>53938869
Op is retarded and he is a cuck as well satoshi wasn't perfect in the end he was even disgusted by his own fanboys

>>53937389
>>53937854
>monero is obsoluete
Kek. Since 2017, Monero has incorporated zero knowledge proofs to its own privacy protocol.

Monero keeps evolving its privacy protections. If there is something "obsolete" it is indeed bitshit. 1 mb blocks are retarded and ordinals' fee pressure has already pulled the fees to a dollar. How is that for a digital cash lmao

The mysterious Red Rabbit token had been advertised on the 4chan message board for months, claiming to be an arbitrage bot with the potential to yield huge returns. Speculation ran rampant as to who had created such a powerful and mysterious tool, but no one could provide any concrete answers. When the token finally launched in August of 2023, it quickly went viral as investors eagerly poured their money into the new venture. Little did they know that their investment was about to skyrocket. By the end of the year, the Red Rabbit bot had yielded a 1000x return on the original investment, leaving many investors in shock and awe. With no one able to explain the secrets behind the mysterious token, the Red Rabbit's success remains a mystery.

c-cute!

>>53936108
It honestly doesn't matter. The dude wanted to be anonymous. Leave him alone.

>>53941927
Monero is not as evolving as new privacy protocols like Zcash and Railgun. Well, it's still the godfather of privacy.

>>53941353
I might like the taste of cock in my mouth, but I certainly don't like C++, if I was behind BitCoin I would know

>>53941310
in japan surnames come first, so satoshi's initials are actually NS

>>53941927
There's more vest use of zero-knowledge in recent times. Best for privacy.

>>53936108
Satoshi was created in a lab by the CIA

>>53936466
now _this_ is schizoposting

>>53937854
>#1 in actual real life commerce
>obsolete

>>53943636
but neither of those is as advanced as superlasermoney2000 XXL+

>>53945089
This also a privacy protocol? Do they have a token or something? Do they make use of Zero knowledge?

it was Hal Finney and his buddy Dorian Nakamoto, possibly the intelligence agencies were involved

Dorian's brother smuggled drugs for Escobar. Dorian had secret clearance. So yeah CIA probably involved

>>53936108
Hall Finney

>>53936400
is this what he meant by "running bitcoin"?