/biz/ - Business & Finance

I noticed you didn't list "created bitcoin" in your achievements, why?

>created AI in the blockchain

>solved the oracle problem
STIFF

>>53928706
cool when is he taking chainlink to court?

>>53928542
>implying the Stifler isn't an immortal god sent to earth to save us all from our sins
FUD

>>53928542
his name is pepeepee poooop

>>53928542
Craig-Satoshi Saint Germaine
hes lived countless lives for centuries
always appears to lift mankind out of darkness to advance civilization by 100s of years every time he sets foot into our society
how can one man be so based?
he is more than a man. might even be Anunnakki star traveler

>>53928547
achshully, his wives did invent Bitcoin
JUST being in the very presence of cregness obv. inspired them beyond mere womanhood

You are joking, but not far from the truth. Here is an incomplete list of accomplishments Satoshi has

>Carpenter
>Pastor
>Treasurer
>Undercover financial crimes agent got Australia
>Attorney
>Worked for Mihandra in Mumbai
>Created Bitcoin
>Cheif Scientist of nChain
>3 PHDs
>5 Masters
>1200 patents
>10,000+ books on his kind
>1,000+ books on his bookshelf
>20,000+ tweets

>>53930159
>survived 3 (three) bullets in da Jungle

>>53929752
>cool when is he taking chainlink to court?
my guess is Sirgay will get fucked soon enough

>>53930121
kek

>>53930159
>some say that he invented bitcoin
>and that he can wipe his ass using only a single sheet of 3 ply paper, a skill he says he learned while on special forces deployment in the venezuelan jungle
>ALL WE KNOW IS, HES CALLED THE STIG

>>53928542
>thread

>>53930159
>1,000+ books on his bookshelf
fun to drive up in the hollywood hills

>>53933194
Some genius somewhere shorted this with leverage, but as Creedence said, it ain't me.

>>53928542
The man
The master
All /biz/ will kneel
All /biz/ WILL panic-sell its assets and buy BSV once it passes $95

>>53935560
>once it passes $95
it did that back in April
for the last time.

>>53933194
as they say, money talks and bullshit walks.
creg can "predict" 10,000 per coin as much as he likes. spot is the ONLY objective measurement of how much the market really values a coin. everything else is cope.
i think even sadder than this is svidiots pretending they never cared about price lmao.

>>53928542
Does he take it in the ass from his sponsor, or just suck him?

>>53938111
thats a pretty good question, thinking that him and craig are actually fucking is one plausible explanation in a set of very few plausible explanations for why he keeps cutting checks for craigs mistakes, and is apparently well over 100 million in the hole on all this already.
look at this goofball motherfucker, i really dont think he is the brightest bulb in the house whatever the truth turns out to be, he just got rich from his online gambling business which is where you put up a website and people (addicted wretches) use it to give you >1 billion dollars of free money, at least until the US feds put a warrant out on him for illegal gambling. that never made him smart, it just made him lucky.

>>53939139
He's not cunning, not smart. And from the look of him he knows more street-level crooks, and how they operate, than Craig. So the real question is who is Jew Glasses here working for.

>>53940711
* he's cunning, not smart

>>53940725
He's a cunt, not cunning.

new all time low

>>53933518
Top jej

>>53940711
if he were cunning he would have seen the massive plume of smoke craig was blowing up his ass about being the real satoshi all the way back in 2013 or whenever these boys hooked up, and told him to piss off before he ended up losing more than 100 million dollars to a conman like craig. He is just not smart, full stop. craig has always been scamming him, this anon laid it all out in picrel.

>>53940777
lucky sevens confirm lol

>>53940777
I say they're burning cash for some other reason, and the money is not theirs anyway. Anyone who pockets hundreds of millions in gambling is friends with various gangs of killers. He would have murdered Craig if he didn't see some larger scam.

>>53940792
it is possible the whole thing is just a money laundering scheme washing the money of even worse people or something like that i guess, but theres no way to know that right now. right now the evidence points to Ayre just being probably the biggest individual scam victim in history and his arrogance is preventing him from seeing that right now. but like you say, maybe one day Ayre finally figures this all out and then invites Craig to his home in antigua for dinner and whiskey and cigars, and then Craig is never heard from again.

>>53928576
>PSOs
I forgot about this one LOL

>>53940831
it's only btc investors and shitcoin creators that are disappearing like that

My daughter is dating a douche-bag I don't know where I messed up, I thought I taught her well on what to look for in a man. The guy just showed up at my house and starting rambling on about how DCAing 30 dollars in 4 months into Red Rabbit helped him understand finance and geopolitics. I told him he was completely oblivious about being in a ponzi, this only unchained a what I believed to be a cocaine induced speech saying that Red Rabbit was going to be the next Bitcoin and he was going to moon while buying lambos for his friends because he was no Bitch-ass paperhands I'm a bank executive, so you can only imagine what a nightmare this is for me. Don't know what the point of this post is, is not like my daughter is going to stop dating that idiot anyways. I'm scared about my daughter's future.

>>53928576
He really is like a child. I know because I would have done something like this as a child:
>want to be smart (obviously I don't know how)
>find some "smart" fact that "smart people would say" (rule 110)
>memorize it, slide that into every conversation ("rule 110 can do this!")
>accuse incredulous people of not being smart ("you don't even understand how rule 110 does this!")

>>53931548
I want to do a sex with that woman.

>>53928542
I'm going to say the most schizo shit I've ever publicly said: where can you buy BSV?
It's an unironic question.

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This is what they mean when they say /biz/ has went downhill and you are to blame! bad karma to come your way

>>53943123
buybsv.com
credit/debit/bank transfer
delivery to your own wallet in 30 mins to 1 hour

>>53943123
bittrex
buybsv
swap.relayx
there's more

now ask yourself why the fuck on other exchanges you can buy terra luna, shibafagcoin, hex but not bsv?

>>53943253
>but not bsv?
Craig Wright is a litigious asshole and fraudster. As so often, he inadvertently reveals the truth in his accusations: he says that Blockstream is strangling BTC, which is true enough, but both BTC and BSV are being strangled by outside agents. In the case of BSV, him. In the purely descriptive sense, BSV is the real Bitcoin, but, you know... there's an offensive guy in a gaudy suit who sues everyone and is also doing an "I'll disprove Cantor's diagonalization argument". Nobody wants to deal with that shit. He just happens to be right (about BTC being a fork, not about Cantor's diagonalization argument), but his antics aren't helping things.
It's not that BSV is a hedge against BTC failing or anything, but I'll buy my bitbongs on both chains. Now it's only a few bucks, and for largely sentimental reasons, but still.

>>53943349

95% in agreement
autists should never be figureheads they should just shut the fuck up and produce

>>53943349
>craig is a fraudster
>who created bsv
>however bsv is legit
see i dont get this line of logic whatsoever. bsv is most assuredly a fraud too by transitive property alone, let alone its other hard deficiencies. everything craig touches is mired in lies and fraud.

>>53943465
A broken clock is right twice a day. Or rather
>scammer recognizes an unpopular truth
>tells people about it
>some recognize it because it's truth
>but also, I'm really important and you have to listen to my bullshit about Turing completeness, and also, I'm Satoshi
As you can see, the fourth one is superfluous and only indicative of his self-aggrandizement.

>>53943133
>bad karma

Good morning sir! May good karma be wit you too my sir

>>53943253
>why the fuck on other exchanges you can buy terra luna, shibafagcoin, hex but not bsv?
They're easy cashgrabs and there's not much fallout from listing them.

>>53939139
this is the guy who coined the term "gigameg" as a filesize unit.

>>53943349
there's nothing wrong with aussie bants and fucking around with the competition
i read sometime a long time ago that apple and samsung generally have around 50 lawsuits pending between them at any given time
it's a legitimate tactic, they are making fraudulent accusations about him and mass public disinformation. tether have supported his opponents in these lawsuits as well. the people he has sued are not at all innocent in all this.

>>53945961
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt (unironically).