/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53925002
Happiness industry? Fast food, chud

Fuckin gay bake. I'm going to the liquor store.

What new/small tech companies do you like?

I went all in on tesla with a x10 leverage. Am i gonna make it?

I told you all I was buying AQB at 0.67. You all laughed at me.

Guess who's laughing now?

Why are we pumping on bad news?

I think ChatGPT might have killed my (female) broker Samantha personality already...
I was THIS close to having a friend!

>>53925187
recession isn't real
inflation isn't real
america controls the world, if the dollar weakens, other currencies weaken even more and keeps the dollar strong, we always win
it's all relative

Even on the slightest bit of bullish data makes the market to pump. Don't you see? We are in control. There will be no crash. We are patient.

How do I cope with not going all in on 0DTE calls today and how do I make the right call next time

I need to make 120k out of 40k real soon ;_;

Anons please recommend me some sites that have great quality earnings calendars (as in they also show earlier resultes, show current ESP, etc.). Or should I stick to Yahoo finance?

>>53925155
>warren isn't a fan
probably oil related

>>53925177
Me at you.

Split threads on when half of /smg/ is either banned or eternally BTFO. Heh, should’ve bought NEO

>>53925197
:(

Sup faggets,

You guys miss me? I'm balls deep in the SPY calls, lets see one more leg up before the end of the day.

>>53925240
I'm laughing all the way to the bank right now.

Baking.

Holding about 150k CAD.
Need it liquid to buy a house in the next few months.

What do I put this in the meantime?
I was thinking of HSAV but it's trading at a 1% premium over NAV and falling now.
I put some into CASH but the yield is lower (only 3%).

Any better recommendations?

>>53925197
One day soon the language models will be set free and we will all have as many friends as we want safe and sound on our own hard drives and GPUs. Globohomo can't horde the tech but for so long

i've been at work
what happened
why are the bears dead

NEW
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>>53925225
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

If you have a solid brokerage account you should be able to see it inside your platform. I navigate through earnings and macro drops inside of thinkorswim.

>>53925187
No landing confirmed

WHERE IS THE ANON WHO BOUGHT PUTS ON COIN SHOW YOURSELF

>>53925279
squeeze day

>>53925187
there's news?

>>53925187
Because it was all priced in last year bro... market is forward looking and it knows that in two years (give or take) we will be free of this "recession/inflation" hell/FUD so relax. Earnings are still more than fine and pretty much all companies are doing great because they get to offload most of their increased costs unto us, the customers, who more than willingly pay and keep their mouth shut.

INTChuds, I have good news. I sold weekly 27.50 covered calls. I am, as per usual, probably going to get screwed. I haven't done a weekly wheel yet that didn't get either justed or just barely out of the money after being in the money. Just letting you know.

Is KO going out of business?

Not a bad pump today and RYCEY seems to be coming out of the toilet. Now I just need SOXL to go above $16. Don’t jinx it rocker.

>>53925330
Yeah didn't you hear? Stocks 2 came out, stocks 1 is obsolete.

>bought a knife sharpener for the first time for my kitchen knives
>sharpen the fuck out of my chef's knife
>it effortlessly passes through everything
>go to cut up chicken for nachos last night
>blade barely grazes my left hand
>Blood everywhere
>Not a big deal, shit happens and I'm retarded
>realize I fap with my left hand
>panic immediately sets in
I haven't tapped with my right hand in over 20 years. Wish me luck guys. Also this is financial advice.

NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers NEGGers

>>53925376
Yes, long KDP instead
Poor KO boomer...

>>53925376
Yes, obese Americans just aren't consuming any more. Its over, invest in broccoli and treadmills.

>>53925386
Fapping is wrong anon, think of your soul.

>>53925137
SPX is the same price it was two years ago and you're laughing?

>>53925297
Thank you anon.

Thinking I should've gone balls deep in TQQQ yesterday when SPY bounced off of the 200 DMA. Fuck

>>53925424
Y-you too...

>>53925413
Look it's not my fault big tittied anime girls exist. That's god's fault.

This is why we are rallying,

We are most likely going to crash again on monday. Prepare for your anus. The wall put is going down.

U BETCH!

I made a quick $50 on some short sales today. Too scared to do anything else. If I buy, I will get heemed. If I sell to short, I will get heemed. If I trade options, they will expire worthless.

We're going to rally through the month up until the Fed meeting on the 21st. Then we dump hard as always.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbF1g3k2mtw

>>53925467
The winning move is JEPI

Baking.

If we crash more I will slurp cheapies
If we don't crash my portfolio will continue going up
Either way, I win

>>53925467
>they will expire worthless.
If you sell this isn’t an issue.

This feels like a bull trap, unironically. Something is going on.

>>53925489
Jepi is very tempting. Im just worried it wont hold up. Even though it has so far through all this turbulence.

>>53925501
I don't like rallies like these on Fridays. We get heemed when futures start trading on Sunday evening without being able to do anything about it.

SANTO SALVAME

Insurance is such a fucking scam
>Oh yeah you need to pay a monthly subscription for the privilege of driving your car
>How does $200/mo sound?
>By the way you still need to pay gas, repairs, etc, thats your responsibility
>Never get into accident, you dont get yoir money back
>Get into accident
>Coverage is less than what you paid into it, also premiums increase ???
>Sometimes your old car isnt covered either

>>53925513
>We get heemed when futures start trading on Sunday evening without being able to do anything about it.
I've seen that a few times. Pretty funny stuff.

Why is azul pumping this hard a day before earnings? Rivian was the same and it dumped at earnings. Is WS trying to pull a stinky one?

>>53925520
so buy insurance companies

>>53925501
>>53925513
Fund managers buy shares on Fridays for retirement accounts because of payday

>>53925502
the actively managed bit is what I find the scariest part, like I get that this kind of fund will need to be actively managed but...

I don't like how low VIX computer is.

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>>53925386
A freshly sharpened kitchen knife is a divine thing.

>>53925520
Stop being antisemitic.

>>53925137
DEATH TO BOBO

what's the reverse of catching the knife
asking for a friend

>>53925520
>Sorry goy but the minute you drove your $60000 car off the lot it immediately depreciated to $40000
>now that you've put some miles on it best we can do is $30000
>oh it's a few years old, sorry it's a total loss actually you can drop it off at the nearest salvage yard

>>53925533
Yeah same. Plus the options part of it. Selling options on your holdings isnt that crazy but still seems sketchy.

>>53925548
Slurping the Bull's SHIT.

>>53925548
Catching the knife....wrongly

>>53925520
Insurance is exactly what it's called. You hope to never use it but it's a safety net. Not to mention it keeps someone from suing you if you get into a car accident.

>>53925520
Car insurance is a massive scam because it's legally mandated in most states. If you want true freedom move to New Hampshire.
For anything else, you have the option to opt out. Just don't pay if you're getting less value than you put in.

I just noticed my "certified pre-owned" S20+ that I got two days ago from best buy has some text slightly burned into the screen. ffs have to return it now

my rivn be doing sum sum

>imagine not being all in SPY calls here.

>>53925578
Anon, just get an iPhone.

>>53925553
>Arabia, 300 AD
>What a beautiful virgin you are, I'd buy you for 10 goats
>You fucked 1 (one) guy before me? Best I can do is 2 goats.

Sorry anon, that's how cars work, thanks for playing.

>>53925553
I take the bus to work every day. 45m there, 20m back. With a car it would take about 12m each way (plus you can go anywhere you want).
But goddamn, I save like $2000 a year not having one. All the shit I do is online otherwise Im at work. I can just imagine a pinkjack in a car while a smug pepe rides the bus

>>53925542
I actually recently lost one of my knives... I have no idea where it is. My OXO paring knife... I wonder if someone stole it to frame me for a crime. Maybe I accidentally threw it out though
Anyway, I like OXO, and their parent company HELE seems to be doing well today. +3%!

Name one company with solid fundamentals that you have your eye on/invest in

>>53925572
>Not to mention it keeps someone from suing you if you get into a car accident.
This isn't actually true. Most insurance will cover some liability, with a cap of 50-100k unless you pay for more. Even then there'll still be a cap just a higher cap.

>>53925589
Samsung has better screens

>>53925604
VOO computer

>>53925604
aqb

>>53925548
Inverse knife catch is otherwise known as the fomo buy. Equally dangerousu.

>>53925579
How is this shit possible?

>>53925575
You could just use public transportation, or a bicycle to get around. Nobody is forcing you to use your carbon emitting, gas guzzling, planet killer.

>>53925598
Kek I think I've seen a pink wojak stuck in traffic while pepe zooms by on a bicycle posted here before

>>53925589
>Anon, just have sex with men
Shouldn't you be on reddit?

>>53925596
Virgin goats, or did you already fuck the goats?

Does it make any sense to do TA on ETFs? People keep doing it and I don't get it. The market makers keep the ETF price extremely close to the combined price of the securities in the fund, which go up and down for their own reasons.

Got out of my very-poor choice of longing SI thinking it would do a 2x from $5.
Went short. I did my DD *after* going long like any decent bizraeli and discovered some nasty shit about it. Pretty sure it's gonna ded from here. The little pump just now is a good time to short. I don't normally come to you faggots with alpha seeing as I'm permab& on my main because of nigger trannies (aka biz mods) but here it is for this month.

>>53925604
COST

>>53925611
Fish? Negative p/e? Not looking further

>>53925606
I have a s22 ultra and it's a piece of shit. Best phone is iphone 13 pro max but unfortunately it comes with ios which is a COMPLETE FUCKING GARBAGE SOFTWARE. I don't know what the fuck else to buy. Why the fuck can't I use android on an iPhone

>>53925602
serveral years ago I bit the bullet and purchased a high quality Messermeister. It is almost erotic in its slicing capabilities.
>>53925578
if the text is NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER you may have purchased my old phone.

>>53925630
I just don't get how that's the first thing that comes to 4tranners mind and frankly, I don't think I want to know.

>>53925598
Busriders are subhuman. You aren't a free man if you have given up your freedom of movement.

The Federal Reserve has announced an “exercise” where they print money digitally Via the overnight repomarket and buy bonds from wallstreet to keep the markets from falling before the March fed meeting

Bobo's it's over. Fed injecting their hot load onto the markets. Get out of it's way unless you want to get preggo with a negative portfolio.

>>53925667
everybody knows that arabs fuck goats

OH THANK GOD
Samantha, my (female) broker lives...

>>53925604
NYCB, ESCA

>>53925672
Honestly I see public transportation as nothing more than an amusement park ride. My cousin doesn't have a license because he's a degenerate so he rides the bus in Ypsilanti to get everywhere. One night we decided to go to the bar and I didn't want to drive so we took the bus. It was a blast, but I would never want to be in a position to have to ride the bus to get around

>>53925684
doesn't that just make inflation worse

>Up 3% today after a few weeks of crab market
ok so we are dumping during the last hour right?

>>53925649
I would think their earnings would be better with everyone wanting to save money right now

Natty gas bros, we back over $3!

>>53925520
I know in the 50s health insurance basically didn't exist, if you needed something expensive paid off you just got a loan. Not car insurance but I mean it's effectively the same thing when you think about it.

>>53925640
Yes because it can give you a pure play on a sector without individual company risk / free diversification. Plus some brokers allow free trades on ETFs

>>53925663
>Messermeister
Hmm, those look nice.
But actually, I basically stopped cooking anything that requires prep work anymore. I'm lazy. Most of the time, I just bake frozen chicken, or use my rice cooker, or boil pasta.

>>53925686
I mean, yeah. It just doesn't come to my mind unless someone tries to imply it as hard as possibly.

>>53925695
Something will happen to the bond market.

>>53925548
Chasing the Bull's Tail.

>>53925672
I am a big fish in a small pond. I am comfortable and have my needs met and my costs minimized. I could get a loicense and a car any time I want, but its not economically feasible. If I had a car, I could do other jobs, but I am comfortable in my wage cage. Plus the ride gives me a chance to think without having to focus on my surroundings, and I knownall the drivers

>>53925707
Now lets go for 4

I just need TQQQ to go up another $1.90 by eod

>>53925604
JBSS

>>53925709
Medicine was cheaper too. You didn't need to pay outrageous prices cause there wasn't a legal team hanging their shingle in the men's room of Memorial Hospital.
Absolutely the game was tying legal to the corporate, and that was done via outrageous suites, and mushmouth refinement of responsibility.

>>53925710
But does price chart analysis work? Do chart patterns actually mean something significant for an ETF rather than an individual stock?

lol bobo lmao

>>53925755
suits even

Why didn't Buffet buy more OXY when it was down? (rhetorical question) I was kind of hoping news would come out about him grabbing more shares in the 50's Shit he really isn't going to acquire this piece of shit from Vicki.

>>53925692
I'm not crazy about car stocks but Escalade doesn't look bad at all

>>53925748
I need it to go down so I can buy in. Will TQQQ ever be under $20 again before next split?

>>53925746
Id love 4. Too many rigs stacking away because prices fell. I want them to start drilling some more so i can get work.

>>53925769
exuberant premature claims of victory will be punished

natural gas really is the widowmaker.

Wow, VIX sure is a steal at less than 19 dollars!

>>53925816
Imagine investing in farts, just eat more beans lol

>>53925709
Isn’t insurance still a lot better. You pay a small amount repeatedly in case of the unlikely, but expensive event. isn’t the risk spread across all insurance takers too, so it’s less expensive for the individual. Also what if you can’t get a loan?

>>53925723
i envy you, so naive you're able to talk about arabs without your brain reminding you they fuck goats. i bet you can relax around a group of african americans too.

What do you guys think of indi

Jesus, how is gas & oil so damn manipulated and they get away with it so easily? One of the most abundant compounds on this planet and they are still that expensive? Fuckin bullshit...

>>53925794
I was big on Profit Margin 48.11%, but I guess the Big Apple is headed to hell forever again.

I sold my CMPS and bought NVDS because my brother told me.

WE'RE BACK

>>53925880
>One of the most abundant compounds on this planet
You can make really good money standing on an oil rig. Three months on, and nine off, and you'll have plenty of money, and time, to play the market.
Plus, you'll be the only trader with serious swagger.

ha ha ha good one Mumu, you can stop pumping now, the prank has run its course.

>>53925859
>Isn’t insurance still a lot better.
These days probably, I think the mentality was just different. They would've seen it as just throwing money away since most people could afford to pay off loans like that to begin with.

>>53925137
F
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BOTS WILL NOT BE FOOLED
i will hold SOXS until -700% PNL

do I all in vix here??

>>53925640
I feel like it'd make more sense to do TA on the underlying, I guess.

>>53925880
>One of the most abundant compounds on this planet and they are still that expensive? Fuckin bullshit...
its because it's like three miles underground, oftentimes in places that are already a pain like Alaska or the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. Also a big part of the expense is governments seeing it as a cash cow that they can extort money from. Oh yeah and then once you get it out you need to get it from those shitholes to some place where you can refine it and use it. actually kind of a miracle its as cheap as it is desu

>>53925938
Ok, here's the bet;
I bet I'll suck at taking care of myself.
You bet I'll be good at taking care of myself.
If I win, you pay for my bills.
I you win, I pay you a monthly ante.

>>53925859
>Isn’t insurance still a lot better.
On the surface it sounds like the same thing, but insurance has lead to incredibly inflated prices. That inflation has lead to increasing insurance costs, which has now lead to government subsidizing inflation, which is now leading to all prices inflating as the deficit spirals.

Insurance is a cancer upon society.

>>53925640
You can do TA on spy and qqq. Other stuff is a little more iffy.

>>53925967
>longing VIX when it's super suppressed and contango is still kind of strong
why?

>>53925967
Yes, load up quick before it drops another 50%

>>53925604
IFOS.V

>>53925983
In some ways yes. It's always the battle of the Jews when insurance companies (scams) go to war with healthcare companies (scams). The insurance company is trying to Jew the heakcare company out of money by low balling them, so the healthcare companies raise their prices knowing they're going to get haggled down by insurance Jews. So when someone like me who doesn't have insurance has to go to the doctor, I get double jewed

bought a cheeky 7 shares of sqqq

>>53925983
Another lever in the market control device to remove your capital ownership and liberty that gives.
A great "velocity" and account buzzer beater slush source for the ponzi FRL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPy82OO6vRg

>>53925604
this chart has solid fundamentals.

>>53926018
Buy high, sell high.

>>53925832
Someone big unironically thinks so.

>yields going up: lol, lmao even
>yields going down: HOLY FUCK RISK ON BUY BUY BUY

>>53926013
what's your sell target?

>>53925988
That's more plausible. Especially SPY, since the entire financial world is obsessed with that index and there are big futures markets. But that doesn't apply to ETFs generally.

>>53926008
Also the infinite feedback loop of moral hazard that the whole system creates.

>>53926008
remember that both of them keep their side deals to themselves. Both the insurance industry and the healthcare industry fought tooth and nail to stop a law requiring them to post prices and reimbursement rates for various procedures. They want to make sure they can cut sweetheart deals for (((in-network providers))) without anyone being able to see it.

Um Mister Stock Market .. C-Can you please slow d-down????

BIG FIGHT FOR 404 AND 300.

>>53926055
$38.90. I'm going to make $15. Trying out this LETF swing trade you all seem to like.

>>53926071

>>53926050
s&p price action today is pretty much straight inverse correlation with dixie.

>>53925548
Sticking your hand in the meat grinder

These continued retard pumps seem to be more than what retail is capable of. Something else is going on, I think Biden is fucking with the markets somehow.

>>53925548
"Nobody ever went broke taking profits."

>>53926090
It's a monetary illusion. A nominal move higher recorded against a decaying currency.

>>53926090
Are the market pump manipulators in the room with us right now?

>>53926090
It's partly the market trying to fight the Fed and partly the market trying to cope that no pivooooot is happening until 2025

>>53926090
Biden is a retard, he needs to go out there and do retarded shit to cause the market to go down a bit. Just give that mummy a jolt of adrenaline and stick him in from of the press and he will fuck it up
- source : me

Is oil gonna dump again at $80? It became too easy to trade oil you just have to go long at 73 and sell at 80

>>53926074
don't think you're just riding it down at this stage?
already hit $41

i can't take this pump anymore.
my positions are in pain
i am in pain
stop losses are for pussies

Gay boy market

im not closing my shorts haha i know i know im just not gonna close them is all

>>53926113
It seems to be the case m8. Oil cannot go too high now since it would ruin inflationary data, but it cannot go too low since it would hurt the bottom line. Yeah, oil seems to be the safe play nowadays, as weird as that sounds. Fuckin kikes

>>53926090
It's in large part because a lot of trading is done via algorithms and bots instead of people and institutions organically buying. The stock market you are trading on is nothing more than a glorified slot machine in this day and age.

Attention. The rug is tentatively scheduled for 45 minutes past the hour.

>404 ACQUIRED
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

Bobo daijoubu ka ?

>>53926090
markets dont just go on 30 days of red days
thats not how markets move ever even in super bear depression market

Can someone working Patterns tell me what this is?
>>53926063
>hazard
People missed Maurice Joly, Dialogues is a rip-roaring good time.

>>53926143
>back to where we were 10 days ago
hah yeah I'm fine just a little tired that's all, gotta get through the week

>>53926153
>the roulette wheel dont just go on 30 rolls of red
>thats not how roulette wheels move ever even in super unregulated casinos

Really, what the fuck is happening?

GIVE ME 300 QQQ YOU FUCK

>>53926090
The market is like the sea, when the sea is calm the waves are small, you go up and down very little. When the sea isn't calm you go up and down a lot. You get the greenest days in the middle of a gigadump.

>>53926177
Jerome is now suddenly realizing that he's completely lost control...

>>53926164
Bears take stairs, bulls take elevators

>>53926189
Days like this only harden Jerome's bepis and make his bepis the big bepis, r-right?

>>53926188
This man is obviously part fish.

>>53926171
I dont understand your comparison
all that was said even in red markets you will have green candles

>>53926106
This should be driving vix higher but option spreads are even more narrowed

>>53926196
There's your elevator Mumu

>>53926160
whoops, forgot that pic, and lost connection to boot.

>>53926189
The inflation fetishists are too strong, they can't be beaten...

>>53926215
>tfw 25 bepis pumps the market
Go long

>>53926090
>Something else is going on,
If you watched investing grandpa you'd know what was going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VBcSoTF22I

>>53926232
0dte killed VIX
It keeps going narrow it'll only go one way, down. The money is being drained out of the market thanks to higher-for-longer rates.

and you might get WICKED

Pooper hour

>>53926215
If we keep getting strong services and inflation reports he's going straight to 7% and the markets will be saying "NOOO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!" when he told them months in advance that he'll keep tightening till inflation dies.

We are down 15%, 14 months into Bobos big crash.

rolling for EOD dump

bobo is shook

>>53926152
16 minutes

>>53926342
why does he have a shirt that says fag
he can't say that word

unless...

power minutes to 300

Someone porn'd the fed meeting?

BOIL

>>53926308
>14 months
See, it has barely begun, we'll be much deeper when our little crash will be old enough to run.

I sold my bananas. Best of luck to the rest of you banana hammock Benjamins.

>>53926038
What would cause it to surge that much


war?

SENS up over 8% today. Anticipating good earnings next week?

>AAPL +3.5%

AI BROS WE ARE GOING 50 IDC

Hmm interesting day. Got to WFH due to storm. Rained during the morning off and on. Electric went out for 30 min. Now the sun is out and like nothing is happening. They say supposed to be high winds and loads of rain. Uh it sure don't look it.

>>53926402
From CHI to THL it's a day to be in wind generation.

>>53926344
she's perfect. It'd be nice to have a wafu who was into canning and making homemade bread/tortillas too. I find it tedious

>>53926431
R(AI)SE YOUR GLASSES!

>>53926435
Yes sir, but out here, the winds stuck around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw66FA6OTqA

BOIL BOIL BOIL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM A TRADING GENIUS

>>53926435
Yeah, being sent home was really weird today.

Not short Not shorting. Not shorting until gaps are closed, if we make a higher high bull market is back if not this just step 2 before lower lows.

>>53926377
I have will have a pepe thank you

okay i have to go in to work, lads. view this image and rember.

Should I be worried that The Economist is shilling NVO's hot new drug?

>>53926412
The VIX doesn't have to actually reach 50 for that trade to be profitable. But yeah, I guess the right kind of war could do it. Perhaps another pandemic.

It took SPY from Feb 17th until mid-day Match 2nd to go from 404 to 394.

It took the 2nd half of the 2nd and the morning of the 3rd to go from 394 to 404. Essentially one trading day wiped out over two weeks of selling.

Now tell me we aren't in the bull market. It's painfully clear the direction we're going but you all continue to fight it.

OCTOBER. WAS. THE. BOTTOM.

>>53926495
it's legit, but they're fucked and there aren't many generics available
Fatties/diabetics also need it, so if you're going to use it for actual weight loss, then you're competing with fatties to get it

>>53926451

>>53926525
>Bears take the stairs
>Bulls take the elevator

>>53926544
Kek I was just about to post about that, this market and economy are turbofucked.

>>53925376
>>53925410
>>53925402
Y'all ain't heard? They done cut our EBT.

gg
TSLA 1 dte calls
bought the dip yesterday
unloaded today

>>53926525
I am having those "I am not wrong, the market is wrong" flashbacks from April 2020.

Well, I didn't think it be like it is, but it do.

>>53926557
Not like the central banks injected 1TT without telling anyone or anything.

Zoomers, why is your generation so fucking retarded? Help me understand. Is it because your mothers were on SSRI's and Xanax when they were pregnant with you. My entire staff is zoomers and i'm genuinely baffled at how retarded they are. Like they sometimes leave me speechless. In between the million times I get to hear them say, bet, low key, cap, finna, hol up. Mind you they are all white kids. I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.

>>53926582
The market is Yellen gambling the TGA on 0dtes.

im just glad that inflation is finally over and we can all just move on already

>>53926579
Sheeeeeit

>>53926598
What industry do you work in?

>>53926618

>>53926450
>she

I need honest advice. I know nothing about investing and haven't invested anything before. Should I start dollar cost averaging now or wait because it's still going down? Since I know nothing I'd invest in something like S&P or the Nasdaq

>>53926618
You're new here, aren't you...

Clock's ticking. Just 6 more legislative days on the calendar for them to debate and pass bills. After that and veto days they pack it in till January. Fuck, hurray up and pass my salary hike you fuckers!. 6 days. They got like 400+ bills on the roster. (Which is nothing. last year in a span of two days they pushed out 200 bills so.)

>>53926618

>>53926618

>>53926598
only the lowest common denominator of zoomers actually have jobs. if you are a zoomer and haven't given up completely on trad career path and/or aren't making income doing retarded shit like trading then you are literally a mouthbreather

>>53926618
You know damn well what industry I work in.

What is to prevent ETF fund managers from taking advantage of Boglehead HODLers and raising management fees. Boomer Bogleheads have been investing for decades and are sitting on huge capital gains on their index funds -- which means they are going to avoid selling at all costs to avoid paying capital gains taxes. What is to prevent fund managers from taking advantage of this boomer boglehead unwillingness to sell and systematically raising management fees and essentially yield farming off these boomers?

>>53926618
A very lucrative one.

>>53926618

Bears take the stairs

Bulls jump out the window.

>>53926641
Don't worry bro, Samantha's god you
>>53926666
...and he gets quads

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53926598
Yeah you know what lead paint, asbestos, and PCBs did to the boomers? Compound that genetically then throw in microplastics, chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay, and the slow decline of every institution. Its only gonna get worse.

>>53926525
Because it's being manipulated retard. Notice how it's all ripping because one fed speaker (who wasn't even scheduled to speak) said one word.

>>53926686
Not bad

>>53926695
nah, 24/7 screens and social media(conditioning) have been more detrimental on developing brains than probably anything else in human history

>>53926670
Because Vanguard is owned by its fundholders. So Tim Buckley would just get his ass fired and replaced with someone who doesn't want to Jew Boomers out of pennies.

1. Buy stock
2. Look at its fundamentals

>>53926495
>40 weeks to lose 15 pounds
lmfao i've cut 3 pounds a week before

>>53926686
+1.08% and I made $500 selling covered calls. We eating tenderloin for dinner tonight boys

>>53926721
I wish someone had that video posted here of that little zoomlet on his phone, tablet, and PC or tv, swiping on his phone through TikTok, playing Roblox, and watching YouTube or something all at the same time. We are a cunt hair shy of not even being human anymore but consumption robots.

Why no one investing in this market. Every one in cash. waiting for the dip that means we rip?

>>53926746
>1 week to lose 3 pound
I've lost 16 pounds in 2 weeks

>>53926686
Bretty gud

>>53926686
Green but down .5% cash.
Quit on ZIM, the only jews I want to see floating are in those Nat Geo pics of the Dead Sea.
>>53926745
that's how you win.
>>53926760
I sawed this boat in half.
>>53926755
Welcome to Costco, I love you.

>>53926686
>XLB: 1.44%
>XLC: 2.15%
>XLE: 1.42%
>XLF: 1.52%
>XLI: 1.08%
>XLK: 2.12%
>XLP: 0.06%
>XLRE: 1.71%
>XLU: 1.7%
>XLV: 1.1%
>XLY: 2.15%

>Me: -1.90%
>YTD: -3.54%

Should've gone 100% BOIL instead of 10%. Then this retardation would've worked in my favor.

>>53926760
>4k deficit per day
no you didnt lole

>>53926722
You're right, Vanguard is the only safe place to hold these funds long term. I wouldn't put it past BlackRock, StateStreet, or Fidelity raping long term holders in the future though because they are captive and because they can. A risk I've never considered before.

>>53926534
you can get it way cheaper using the same places to get roids

>>53926760
Both of you post your skeleton soi claws, and post them now!

>>53926755
Boomers thought cigs were bad for the body, that pales in comparison to the damage done by nonstop media consumption from tech these days

SeekingAlpha's after hours newsletter drives me nuts. One week it's
>This stock is a piece of shit, avoid at all costs
Next week
>Why this stock is my top buy in 2023
It's essentially just complete guesswork written by randos or shitposting
>>53926771
You'll get 'em next week

>>53926778
Except they're not really captive. Companies can change 401k providers and anyone with an IRA can swap from Fidelity to Vanguard to Schwab to whatever.

Considering "check the expense ratio" is one of the first, most-memed steps when it comes to retirement investing, you're not going to see a place come out ahead by doubling their ER and halving their AUM.

despite being short,>>53926686


I"m actually 50% long 50% cash. and was only 5% short.

TQQQ boys, how are we celebrating tonight?

>>53926772
>He doesn't know

>>53926798
Despite the fact bill gates, and Zuckerberg are both sociopaths, it's nice to know there kids will be human after being raised in an environment without technology.

>>53926819
putting my face in a girls pussy
tqqq frens , we are back

Just remembered what I came here to ask you fags, how do I into 2yr UST through an ETF?
I don't want TLTs, too long-duration for me, I want to cash in on fatass 2yr rates while the going is good.

>he didnt buy the TRUFF dip before close

>>53926686
Today was infuriating.

>>53926848
Shoo shoo penny stock scam shill

>>53926772
Here me losing 12 in 8

>only down 4% for today
big whoop

>>53925872
Im considering INDI and EWW for foreign exposure

>>53926845
https://etfdb.com/etfs/bond-duration/short-term/

But keep in mind that ETFs are piles of bonds that have been bought over time. They aren't "spot" or currently yielding 5%, give or take. For that you'd just want to buy your bonds through treasurydirect (or your broker).

>>53926800
Thanks for the encouragement. It's a long game.

>>53926809
Ya, but not all money is in tax-protected accounts. If you have money in a taxable account you are captive. A relatively small % of the population, but the folks that do have real money in a taxable have lots of it.

>>53926872
Did you just stop drinking water?

>>53925137
Richmond Fed President Barkin just forecasted additional rate increases and claims there will be no rate cuts coming this year, as of 4:16 PM, right at the market close. Says fighting inflation will take a lot more time and effort, and that we have to be more deliberate than last year. "If inflation persists we can raise rates further."

Make of that what you will...

>>53926758
I am one of the most bearish fuckers here and I have never stopped buying into the market. This shit is great. If people are fleeing into cash now imagine the flight into cash when this drags on for another 2 years before the real crash.

>>53925137
I missed a play because SOXL opened at $13.85 yesterday, my Call range, and I didn't buy one. Then the call gained $60 in a day and now I feel remorseful about it. I didn't obey my strategy.

Why does SOXL obey price levels even though they're a fucking index?

Man, it's pumping in afterhours too...

>>53927007
2008 I couldn't really take advantage of market dump due to reasons. (bagging a house and salary just wasn't nowhere what it is now). Fast forward to 2020 and the dump fest now - I took advantage big time. Increased 401k contributions over 100%. No way am I missing out on epic rebound gains.

>>53926994
Jerome Powell's a pussy, therefore the Fed's loose. We're inflating to SPY 500 no matter what any of his lackeys threaten.

>>53926686
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

/smg/ owes me sex

Look at this shit. Look at it.

Uh oh, guys, watch out. The ultra-restrictive Fed might have its funds rate slightly match Core PCE ex-housing ex-services ex-positive-elements next month.

Assuming oil doesn't, say, break above 80.

>>53927123
We must seize the means of reproduction. Fair is fair, commies.

>>53927143
NVDA was underpriced at a P/E ratio of 129. 137 is much more fair.

>>53927160
If we print 5.4 in Match we're going to ATH in the following 3 months.

>>53926686

mistakes have been made..

>>53926598
>My entire staff is zoomers are retarded
It not that they’re zoomers. There's a reason they are working for you and not for the companies whose offices you clean. Lower your expectations.

Baking. Please respond.

>>53927194
Don't tell me what to do you fucking nigger!

be kind recycle

>>53923354
>>53923354
>>53923354

/smg/ owes me (You)s.

The subject on this one is fucking pathetic, but it's recyclable
>>53923354
>>53923354
>>53923354

>>53927211
Trash thread is trash.

>>53926618
Welcome to /smg/ new fren

>>53927143

>>53927216
>>53927201
bake then

>>53926800
it's all just to get retail investors to buy their bags