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DUDE...JUST BECOME A AEROSPACE ENGINEER, MECHANICAL ENGINEER, OR SOFTWARE ENGINEER TO ENJOY A SLIVER OF THE LIFE THAT A BOOMER WHO WAS A JANITOR DID, ITS LITERLLY THAT EASY BRO

>> No.53922865

I will continue being a NEET

>> No.53922898

>>53922865
This.

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>>53922848
someone needs to vocaroo all of the dude just posts

>> No.53923685

>>53923120
>>53922848
you little pussy ass niggers. do you know how hard it was to make it in the 1500's?

You had to sail a boat, all the way to Asia, to buy spices (pepper, salt, ginger, cinnamon), in order to sail back and resell at 20x profit. Except that's only if you were rich enough to have a boat. If you were a shiphand you could maybe get a small sack of pepper as payment for your many month journey on a wooden ship, with nothing to eat, scurvy, cold, etc. If you were too big of a pussy to do that, you could go to Central Asia and haggle merchants to buy the same spices and resell back home at 5x instead of 20x. And this isn't with your iPhone in your hand and stopping at Starbucks along the way. Its having a slice of bread per day as your meal prep, and praying you don't get caught by the Portuguese who would arrest you and confiscate all your shit.

You kids don't know how good you have it, sitting at home and learning shit on the internet, and yet most of you are still too retarded to even get anywhere with that. Your ancestors think you're faggots

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>>53922848
>Be me
>Fell for the engineering meme
>Worked hard in college to get a good GPA
>Got a high paying job
>Gets managed by a lower IQ jock
>Still a virgin while my low IQ jock manager got married to a hottie

For the love of God please do not repeat my mistake frens.
Fuck this society just be a NEET.

>> No.53923830

>>53922848
>>53923120
OP is making these short and sweet. Do you think it's the same OP? i love these

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>>53923830

>> No.53923864

>>53923685
they were trained to do so by their guardians and mentors.

>> No.53923913

>>53923120
i think he missed the part that most people with good paying jobs still don't know shit and just learn the bare minimum as they go along.

>> No.53923943

>>53923730
sucks to be you, everyone that I work with is some kind of goofball/boomer

>> No.53923974

>>53923730
we were sold the dream "study difficult degree and get a nice carreer" only to be the slaves and work horses of the company. while the office stacies sit around and sometimes fill an excel sheet

>> No.53924000

>>53922848
Boomer janitors lived in vans by the river and had Vietnam flashbacks while cleaning up some Gen Xers vomit in the gymnasium. Where did this idea come from that they all lived these crazy good lives?

>> No.53924053

>>53923974
I'm about to go postal frens thank god it's friday

>> No.53924112

>>53924000
Checked but you're wrong. Real cost of housing has increased, Millennials objectively pay more for less.

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>do most of the work in team
>deliver the biggest, most complex stories all the time
>have the answer for questions at ready when needed during a call
>get 0 contribution points given on intranet because those are mostly collected by networking, dick sucking fags and whores who are meeting all day everyday and are on a constant coffee breaks

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>Bachelor's of Science, Mechanical Engineering

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>>53923685
I think every human (ie white male) on this board would instantly trade all modern comforts for a chance to live at that time, especially to be some kind of exotic spice trader and traveler.

You seriously don't think that's a better life than working 9 hours doing bullshit on your computer with people that would hate you if they didn't studiously ignore you and then coming home to a cuckshed apartment to watch a Netflix drama written by a coked up jewish homosexual demon (those are literal descriptions of screenwriters BTW).

The modern world is a judeomasonic panopticon prison

>> No.53924476

>>53924000
Checked but you're a lying Jewish faggot and should kys.

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>>53924333
checked and hit differently

>> No.53924582

>>53924476
>>53924112
You're angry because despite living during a golden bullrun you managed to make nothing of yourself or improve your own situation. At least the boomers could blame it on seeing their buddy get impaled on a punji stick that was covered in human faeces.

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>>53924582
>inorganic post, reddit textbook knowledge

>> No.53924662

>>53923842
This image is eerily accurate; those are exactly the things I did to get my fist FAGMAN job

>> No.53924947

>>53924333
>I think every human (ie white male) on this board would instantly trade all modern comforts for a chance to live at that time, especially to be some kind of exotic spice trader and traveler.
I thought you were going to be indefensibly racist for a second there, and it turned out to still be racism but with a refreshing spritz of awareness. Kudos.

>> No.53925497

>>53924333
Based and checked

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>>53923913
People with good paying jobs have to get passed the interviews and have good references which is where all the other shit comes in.

>> No.53925785

>>53924333
checked and based

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My big juicy thicc ASSSS bro. Trade jobs earn like fuckin crazy with this bloody inflation going on now. Tradesmen taking extreme money for the simplest shit, electricians taking the piss, and plumbers earnings the same as engineers. Such is life in Europe. Actually trades earn more considering that their education is 1 year max, while engineers have to do 5 years...
But yeah sure keep falling for the engineering meme (like I once did)

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I read an article yesterday where someone found a letter in a chimney.
It was placed in 1979, and in the letter it said that they were earning £0.65 an hour, had just bought the house with a £300 deposit, and that the total value was around £3000.
So mathematically we can conclude it would have taken this boomer 4615 working hours to completely pay off their house and 461 hours to save for a deposit and start building equity, disregarding both pay increases or interest or other expenses. The same house is now worth £300 000, and the average pay is around £11.50 an hour.

This gives us 26 086 working hours to afford the same house today, let me repeat over TWENTY SIX FUCKING THOUSAND.
Saving up for a similar 10% deposit of £30 000 requires 2608 hours, or just as much work to only save for a 1/10 deposit, as the boomer had to work to afford 1/2 of the whole thing

>> No.53925917

>>53922848
I'm 26 and so, so bored of NOT being able to engineer.
I do not give a fuck about business development. I sent an email and made 8,000 dollars off of it. It's boring and takes no thought, just manipulation.
Engineering is a privilege
I WANT TO MAKE THINGS

>> No.53925921

>>53923685
Not really the more society advances the worse it becomes for us because society is unnatural for humans. We're not supposed to be living life like this

>> No.53926070

>>53925674
i can tell you've never had a job.

>> No.53926216

>>53926070
Imagine coming to /biz/ and bragging about being a wageslave.

>> No.53926389

>>53923730
>bachelors of arts, aerospace engineering
>1.999 GPA graduating
>6’3” jock
>now Project Executive making 6figs while 4.0GPA lackies calculate “muh FEA” “muh CFD”

Lol, lmao even

>> No.53926400

>>53922848
be better than boomers or keep sulking.
>97k
>wfh
>trad wife and 2 kids

>> No.53926524

>>53925898
wellp. shiet gotta make more money

>> No.53926558

>bs finance
>YoE 0
>starting salary: 85k
Thanks for playing

>> No.53926578

>>53924333
Trips and true
I would rather have been born in a wretched poor village in the 1500s than today. Sure, we have more creature comforts than ever before, but everything is gay and retarded now.

>> No.53926919

>>53925898
I don't know why the 1970s is remembered as a period of economic malaise outside of the OPEC shocks. In terms of freedom, opportunties and wages, it was the best time to be alive. Computers weren't ubiquitous so if you fucked up you could instantly restart your life in a new town with near zero consequences or repercussions for what you've done. International travel was opening up so you had the whole world to do shit in.

>> No.53927048

>>53926216
Oh I thought i was on one of the good boards. bye

>> No.53927121

>>53923685

You would go down to the river with a pan, sift through some mud while sitting on a rock, and extract enough gold to have a home, wife, and children.

>> No.53927146

Just be autistic and spend 50 years frying your brain writing code, bro

>> No.53927183

>>53924000

In 1960 the minimum wage was a single, 90% dollar coin per hour. .9 ounces of silver. $19.215 per hour.

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>>53926919

Because boomers are the most self-centered whiners the world has ever seen, especially the late boomers (your parents). They were getting their driver's licenses right around the oil shortages, so it's literally the only thing that was visible to them.

Imagine the horror of $.86 a gallon gas when minimum wage was $2.90. That's only 3.3 gallons an hour. That would be like if the minimum wage was only $11.87 with current gas prices at $3.39