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>>53922076
I need COIN to 50 by EOD sers

Imagine thinking soft landing is still possible

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CRUDE OIL IS A BATTLEFIELD. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

>>53922085

>>53922089
Token not needed

>>53922088
That's cute that they think the bottom is at 3150. Try 2500. Kek.

>10Y at 3.99%
Tune for this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m94U1LSGAsI

>>53922083
Shut the fuck up pajeet scammer bloody. COIN to 74 EOD in fact

We're back bullbros

Why is the market going higher? This is fucking bullshit.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53922104
Yep agree

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>BILI
Anime is saved!

WHAT IS UP MY NIGGAS. IT'S YOUR FRIENDLY NIGGA HERE TO REMIND YOU TO CASH OUT AND HIT THE CLUBS THIS WEEKEND. BUY SOXS NIGGAS. THIS SHIT IS AT A DISCOUNT RIGHT NOW AND SINCE IT'S INEVITABLE TODAY THAT MARKET DUMPS BEING A FRIDAY, SOXS IS LOOKING LIKE IT'LL BE AT 29/SHARE END OF DAY. I TRUST MY GUTS MY NIGGAS. I'M BEARISH ON SEMIS NOW NIGGAS. MY GUY JUST SOLD HIS 15,000 SHARES OF NVDA MY NIGGAS, SO IF Y'ALL WANNA PROFIT, BUY SOXS NOW MY NIGGAS.

>>53922120
It'll dump after my puts expire worthless.

>>53922104
this post is so dumb i've filtered you

S&P PMI 50.6, 50.05 expected. More data in 15 minutes

PMI wasn't worst than expected better pump like a fuckin retard!!!

Bobo is getting heemed.

>>53922076
Thread theme

https://youtu.be/s1yeBmSFkC4

Thank you Based Bostic for saving the market

>>53922137
No pump it was in line with expectations. expect vix to fuck everyone over

Green.

>>53922089
Didn’t you hear? WSJ is putting out fake oil fud again so Biden can get cheap oil to refill the SPR. They are trying to screw hard working oil barons like myself out of a few dollars per barrel of oil, how low they’ve sank

>>53922126
Nah bro

>>53922132
See you in 2028. :)

>>53922166
Thanks for playing.

>>53922089
Did you close your eyes for 2 months and miss the 80m of net builds?

>>53922113
u think it will pump?
Books are still meh

SPX ~4350pts (+/- 100pts) 1H 2023

>cant buy XELA on Degiro

Missed around 40% gains up to now fuck

PMI up 50% week over week and these retards are buying?

HOW CAN SHE PUMP?!

dab on bobo

>>53922200
>week over week
>second over second

>>53922200
Literally Buy button addicts. It's surreal

let's. go. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-E

Don't say it, 'cause yall know i'm buying
Powell down to my drawers
Yellen all on my calls (ooh, baby)
market dripping so much sauce
Gotta been looking like ragù (ooh, baby)
Lit up the calls like a crystal ball
If I''m buying, everybody be bullish
(Yeah, I'm goals)
I was born like this, don't even gotta try
(Now you know)
(So you know)
Heard you say I'm not the best trader, you lie
It ain't my fault that market conditions are getting loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my fed's juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making gains
I'm the pudding in the proof
Gotta blame it on my fed's juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on fed's juice, blame it, blame it on fed's juice (ooh, baby)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCrQL_8eMY

ISM services PMI beat and in expansionary territory. Soft landing. Bobos heemed. 5000 SPX by summer.

No such thing as "down" anymore!

Just when you thought pumps couldn't get any retarder, America steps up.

>>53922229
Bro it's been one day chill.

You guys buy any NEO?!

>>53922196
I sold at a loss yesterday because I panicked
kek

>>53922242
But my puts will expire worthless ser.

Please redeem the coin.

>>53922242
There has been nothing but strong economic data during this entire cycle. SPX should've been at 6000 this year if not for idiots dumping because they thought the Fed would break something. Soft landing is happening.

tmf tlt bros

>>53922251
>>53922251
>options
Back to the mines with you along with the "speculative retail" and "cryptobros".

>>53922262
According to my indicators based on /smg/ hype and CNBC goalpost moving saying "It will be a short recession now on worry." I politly disagree but I am also in Indexes and the S&P so up is good.

Buy, it falls down
Stays down next day
Say fuck it and sell
It explodes up

150eur lost

>>53922262
>nothing but strong economic data

ISM services basically perfect. Above expectations, prices paid down, etc. SOFT LANDING.

.

>>53922293
There hasn't been a single weak macro datapoint since the COVID stimulus

>>53922281
No recession.

WHY IS NVIDIA DUMPING ON LITERALLY NO NEWS?

>>53922229
stupid mumu talking 5 min before data comes out and red dildo candle appears

kekekekke

LAZR...

i thought that this might pump with the mercedes news.

YES! YES! CAPITULATE! THE FUCKING END IS COMING AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!

>bond etfs are pumping even though more rate hikes are confirmed

Grindr earnings next Monday, thanks for letting me know.

>>53922306
>Why is Jewdia doing (insert thing)?

>>53922306
BECAUSE OF AI MOTHERFUCKERAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53922305
>no recession
Anon...

>>53922306

see >>53922298

"Soft landing" kek

>>53922318
bonds don't have 0DTE so give it some time for the boomers to move

AI meme bros it is our time

>>53922321
how much money do you earn on grindr?

>PSA (public storage reit) is buying Life Storage reit
These reits just keep consuming each other and getting larger

>>53922317
You realize that if there is hyperinflation followed by economic collapse then that's when they start throwing your people into pizza ovens

>>53922281
Honey, I'm providing liquidity to the market, you should be happy.

Dang guys! Have you heard of this place called Silvergate? They're letting you get an FDIC backed Crypto account plus a trade floor!
Fariiq over at Yahoo Finance says that FTX collapse won't hurt Silvergate because they're a Teir 1 lender, among the best banks in the US!

dxy mooning. the USD is THAT good

>>53922339
>>53922321

fuck grindr

where's OnlyFans doing an IPO so we get divies from simps?

>>53922326
No evidence for recession except for muh yield curve garbage. The US economy can take >6-7% rates without any issue, it's just that strong.

whats going on?

>>53922349
Anon, the jews are almost always in control. Yeah, a few unfortunates get the axe, but the rest clean house and leave with stacks on stacks.

>>53922362
Holy shit the Tonayan is going to kill her, not for the faint of heart.

>>53922346
holy shit this is actually way bigger than i thought it'd be
>PSA has 2200 storage site locations
>Life Storage has 1,100
it's literally buying a company that is 50% of its size

>>53922362
dumb mumus bought the top on S&P Global PMI and then got heemed when ISM Service PMI data came out 15min later

Just another day in the 0DTE casino

>>53922339
I read some new because I had the impression that the gay will make it pump a bit (5-7%), but guess what, according to analysts its going to dump. I just can't my head around about this: Why does this app have public stocks?

Every time I listen to SOXL/SOXS nigga, I make money. At first I was making the plays myself and doing well, and just noticed he happened to be advocating for what I was already doing, but now I just listen to him outright.

All in on 1k of SOXS shares. Gonna hit

>>53922076
Bulls are literally mentally ill. I have never seen so much greed mixed with delusion before in my life. Absolutely disgusting.

You retarded fuckin burgers, why the fuck are you dropping your bullshit but not EU stocks!?

But when you pump, you pump both, disproportionally.

>>53922376
>I just can't my head around about
Sorry for the stroke there
I just can't get my head around*

>>53922380
what the FUCK have you done

>>53922387
reads fine either way, imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOrrNM4md8c

>>53922375
ISM services data was great what are you talking about, no one got heemed

CTRMbros are you ready for TORO?

EU again pumping with US, but laughable drop.This is broken

>>53922381
We're pumping because there is a massive Crypto Exodus happening today.

STOP FUCKING BUYING

bobo in shambles

Say that to my face you coward. You better come get chu mumu cause he lost.

>>53922437
Gotta be retail debtmaxxing and putting everything in the stock market, pumping rich people's bags.

Meanwhile over in crypto.

YA'LL NIGGAS LISTEN. MARKET WAS OVERBOUGHT YESTERDAY AND THAT'S QUITE OBVIOUS, IT'S GOING TO DUMP HARDER TODAY THAN IT HAS IN 2 WEEKS. MY CLIENTS HAD ALREADY EXITED THEIR POSITIONS ON SEMIS AFTER EARNING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. SOXS IS THE PLAY TODAY.

>>53922375
> this post was made by the smartest bobo
you guys are doomed

>>53922465

Can someone explain the bear case to me? right now I'm seeing great economic data, the Fed is pivoting this summer (TYB Bostic), inflation is transitory and moving down after one bad month, earnings have bottomed, the worst has been priced in back in October, etc. The US economy is amazingly strong and can take 7% rates with no issue, maybe even 10%.

I quit. I quit. I quit.
There are no easy gains for me and there will never be. I will invest tens of thousands and get 1% back and like 28€ dividend annually.
Just tried to get some penny stocks and it seems I lack the guts for it or Im just uneducated about why one would pump
Fuck this gay planet, fuck my stupid ideas too

I need ETF with nice dividends, that is it.But since Im in europe my platform is missing all the good ones

Fuck bros I hate watching tickers I was going to buy moon

>>53922465
lol baggies on suicide watch

>>53922478
Bobo case is based on pic related

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>>53922478
Your assumptions are wrong. Fed is not pivoting.

I thought Lufthansa earnings were after markets close, well, they were before markets open, another 6% missed. FML

Nasdaq +2% at the end of the day

>>53922480
Just buy British American Tobacco (LSE)

>>53922478
BECAUSE INFLATION IS OUT OF CONTROL RN AND FED IS RAISING THEIR RATES AT ATH MY NIGGA, THEY'RE GOING TO TIGHTEN THAT MONEY SUPPLY LIKE AN ASIAN PUSSY SO UNCLE SAM GETS THE PLEASURE OF STICKING HIS HUGE BWC IN IT.

Damn, WB got another one in HPE. Does that old faggot lose?

>>53922480
SDIV

its another crab up and dump in the last hour day

>>53922465
Discount's not that big.

G_D DAMN FUCKING JEWS! WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE BUYING! WW3, INFLATION, HIGHER TAXES, RATE HIKES, RECESSION!!! THESE FUCKERS DON'T KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR THEM!!!

>BTC
dang son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp_vutxEOWo

>>53922478
Naw, you're right bro. Buy more nvidia and tesla options

>>53922507
So based on market astrology, great.

>>53922508
They just had a speaker come out and favor 25bp again. That's not as bad as has been priced in. Inflation will also surprise to the downside next month as it was ALWAYS transitory. March will be the last hike.

>>53922527
Inflation isn't out of control any more, we had ONE bad month. that isn't a trend.

which one of you did this?
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fed-governor-speech-canceled-after-zoom-conference-hijacker-plays-porn

>>53922541
Honey, it's a store of value because.... well it just is okay!

>>53922465
meme internet money doesn't matter

>>53922478
>great economic data
This means the Fed needs to tighten more.

>The US economy is amazingly strong and can take 7% rates with no issue, maybe even 10%.

The US economy (eg the Tech sector) is leveraged to the tits on cheap liquidity from the past 10 years. FTX is just a taste of things to come for many of these companies as interest rates continue to edge higher. I don't think you understand how many of these companies are just worthless zombie companies who cannot and will not ever turn a profit, while being jacked to the tits on leverage and Venture Capital cash.

>>53922480
blowing up my chance to stack cheap, but VTIP is sick right now.

nice, 40 euros gone on some bullshti 0tde gamble, never again. It's nothing, but still annoying cause DAX isn't moving AT ALL, contrary to dow. If I had shorted that I could have made a few bucks.

$SJIM
$SJIM
$SJIM

another day, another opportunity missed to 3x your money

>>53922478
Bear case is reaping what was sown since 2008 with crazy low interest rates and all that was added to the balance sheet.

>>53922559
>This means the Fed needs to tighten more.
It doesn't because inflation is over retard, it was always transitory. One bad month doesn't cancel a downtrend since June. It means soft landing as the base case with no landing as a distinct possibility.

>The US economy (eg the Tech sector) is leveraged to the tits on cheap liquidity from the past 10 years.
Blue chip tech will be fine and can lift the market by itself.

>FTX is just a taste of things to come for many of these companies as interest rates continue to edge higher.
Cope.

> don't think you understand how many of these companies are just worthless zombie companies who cannot and will not ever turn a profit, while being jacked to the tits on leverage and Venture Capital cash.
Doesn't matter if they're total scams, as long investors can find someone else to sell to, which they will be able to as everyone will be forced to chase the NASDAQ to ATH.

>>53922478
read up on the lag effect of monetary policy you retarded mumu, the first 25bps hike from march last year hasn't even made it into the economy yet

>>53922589
Welcome to stock market newfriend.

>>53922478
>inflation is transitory
Lol
>earnings have bottomed
Lol
>The US economy is amazingly strong and can take 7% rates with no issue, maybe even 10%
Lmao even.

Im the anon who shorted DAX at 15505 . I got heemed so hard its unreal -7% already ..... should i close my position ?

SPY will literally never be below 4000 ever again

>>53922600
Markets are forward looking brainlet they already priced in any possible harm from monetary policy back in 2022. Good data implies soft landing, bad data implies QE and another 2021 style pump.

*Ahem*

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

>>53922529
stop chasing high yield divs

>>53922618
>SOXS green

um yes?

>that AAPL PUMP

>>53922615
Markets are speculative and have very little basis in reality.

>>53922595
>One bad month doesn't cancel a downtrend since June

Stopped reading here. Inflation only started to minimally decline in November, and is still at 6%+, that is far from over. You're an idiot.

>>53922478
You should go all in anon. Better yet, loan as much as you can and use that too. Convince your parents and friends to do the same.

>>53922635
Look at MoM prints. Inflation peaked in June. It was always transitory.

>>53922633
Cope.

>>53922607
It's so rigged. It moves up with every pump, doesn't move down with every drop.

>>53922633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0KhhjJP98

>>53922478
>let me look into my crystal ball
>if we ignore all the indicators and fight the fed, we can win
A lot of baseless assumptions you're making there.

>>53922615
Markets bottom DURING a recession not BEFORE you dumb nigger

>>53922661
>Nooooo you don't understand! The markets function perfectly and tulips are priced at the correct price! Dotcom stocks were priced correctly also!

>>53922658
I'm already all in on crypto as a safer way to get beta on the NASDAQ.

>>53922661
>.
This isn't some whatsapp message.

>>53922615
>Markets are forward
The future looks like shit m8. What's the bull case other than "muh pivot, muh infinity QE Zimbabwe pump"

WHAT IN TARNATION?

>>53922635
Markets are foreword looking. Inflation has peaked, the FED will pause soon and pivot thereafter. We will be back to QE before you know it. They will move the goalposts and 10% yearly inflation will be normalized. You will live in a pod and eat the bugs while you own nothing and be happy.

>>53922688
>You will live in a pod and eat the bugs while you own nothing and be happy

Und so vill you

Any TRKA bros still in it? I have no position I just can't stop watching and hating myself for not buying at .30

>>53922671
This time it's different. Markets know that strong data with declining inflation means soft landing, bad data means mega QE. Look past the recession.

>>53922669
I'm looking at the actual indicators retard, they're all strong and MoM CPI is in a downtrend while blue chip tech is CHEAP.

>>53922677
If the future is shit economically QE will come to prop up the market. The future looked shit in 2009 and QE saved us. It will do so again.

>>53922688
We don't have 10% annual inflation but more like 3% now.

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO XELA

>>53922478
>The US economy is amazingly strong and can take 7% rates with no issue, maybe even 10%.
At 10% literally 100% of tax receipts would be spent on interest.

>>53922706
>QE saved us. It will do so again.

Yeah bro just put ten billion trillion on the Fed balance sheet. Should be fine.

>>53922719
they will if it's better than the alternative. shit is rigged, foolish to bet against it

>>53922713
Biden will just sign an executive order forgiving the national debt, just like he did with student loans.

FUCK YOU BOBO

>>53922706
>This time it's different

>>53922193
also this seems to be the medium term plateau for bond yields.

>>53922688
>10% yearly inflation will be normalized
The bull reveals his true face.

>>53922719
Yes that's what's going to happen kek, buy blue chip tech, ARKK names and crypto or be left out coping

>>53922755
It literally is different after 2020. Investors will NOT miss out on this pump.

>>53922706
>We don't have 10% annual inflation but more like 3% now.
Literal delusion.

>>53922731
It's not better than the alternative. There's supposed to be cycles of up and down, artificially inflating the economy every time there's a down cycle is not a good thing especially when you do it every time there is one. The longer they keep doing it the harder it's going to collapse. Yeah for now maybe they can keep doing it but they'll be a time where they can't anymore

SPY is going to run up to 420 again before the real collapse. This is a "Return to Normal" bull trap in the long run. #wary

weekly reminder of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>53922706
>QE will save us
Oh boy are you in for a bad time.

Imagine betting against tesla, kek

>>53922713
They'll just raise taxes on the rich if it comes to that. I doubt it though - inflation is transitory and more evidence will come in the coming months to confirm this, so rates will never hit 6% in all likelihood. They'll likely cut by EoY to reduce recession risk.

I just had a biscuit with gravy, 3 tiny sausage links, 1 egg scrambled, 1 egg hard boiled, and a yogurt cup designed to make me shit in some interesting fashion.
What do I play on this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmCmNa-NSE

>>53922794
Irrelevant, Yellen is offsetting it via the TGA. She saved the market in October.

>>53922804
I thought you Jesus fags weren't supposed to eat meat today?

>>53922525
Tnx, looking into it. Afraid of regulation though but makes sense. I could go down but not by much since its all about addiction
>>53922529
Found it, tnx
>>53922562
Fucking platform does not have it. aaaaaa

>>53922801
>Implying only rates will dictate if there is a recession and not consumers not spending anymore

Boring fake and gay crab pump day but at least I'm in the green for now

>>53922238
go back to r*ddit

>>53922772
Yep, these people are literally fucking sick in the head. They are like the trannies of the stock market.

>>53922832
Consumers have plenty of money to spend thanks to the stimulus from 2020-21 and gains on their homes and stocks along with the strong economy. There won't be a recession (but if there is, markets have already priced past it).

>>53922827
I'm a free man, I don't need a calendar. You fags proved that kind of shit doesn't make one better.

Bulls Trotting!

why has everything been pumping violently the past weeks? i wanted to buy some cheaps but it just keeps going up...

>>53922780
>It literally is different after 2020
what exactly are you talking about?

>>53922876
Strong economic data + Bostic signalled a pause in summer. Fed's pivoting soon.

>>53922876
because everyone who wanted to sell has already done so

>>53922876
Did you miss the red days we had the past couple weeks?

bulls are delusional retards

>>53922816
>Irrelevant, Yellen is offsetting it via the TGA. She saved the market in October.
Can you point out on picrelated when exactly that was happening in your opinion?

>>53922857
dude literally chose goyslop and eternal damnation over being saved through the blood of christ

>>53922876
it'll probably go back down next week don't worry
the market wants a crab equilibrium

>>53922888
Investors know that strong economic data > markets go up. Bad economic data > QE > markets go up. The Fed will always save the market with QE. Therefore, no matter how bad the economic data gets, forward-looking market participants should look past it and keep buying.

>>53922855
>Consumers have plenty of money to spend thanks to the stimulus from 2020-21 and gains on their homes
I what fucking mumu-clown-world are you living?

>>53922876
Nothing feels safe to hold anymore. Not even cash.

>>53922842
>pizza de caranguejo, uma delicia!

>>53922914
Could you stop with these buzzwords?

>>53922915
>savings RATE
They already have a massive stockpile of savings from 2020-2021, look at your own chart. Look at how retail investors piled into stocks at the fastest rate ever in January. That's where all that cash is going to go once the Fed pivots this summer. Everyone is waiting to pile into assets once they have confirmation that the worst is over.

I wish for the "bad news is good news and vice versa" era to end.

>>53922908
baggot, the point of the new covenant was to be entirely different than the old one, not rehash some bullshit about me being able to make myself like the deity that knows the existence of every oxygen molecule in your blood from every possible angle, inside and out, at all points in time, forward and backwards till it ceases to exist in a cloud of sub atomic particles, that will also be available to be tracked with full 4D options, at once, individually, or tracked to gap across any frame of divisor preferred.
I'm arrogant, but not that.

>>53922913
doubt it. everything i wanted has been going up steadily some even beating all time highs

>>53922934
investoors need to stop being delusional and realize inflation is here to stay for a while and rate cuts aren't coming

>>53922914
>QE with high inflation

>>53922933
They are buying everything on credit cards and loans, are you trolling or are you stupid?

>>53922934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R0igKESJUY

>>53922938
you got nothing to worry about, you got goyslop.

>>53922957
Prove to me that this is a problem with defaults. How are they going to default with strong wage growth and the market going up and the strongest economy in decades?

>>53922917
it's not supposed to feel safe
>wall of worry

>>53922969
Well at least you answered my question.

>>53922955
Inflation is transitory and going down rapidly. Look at MoM prints not YoY.

>>53922961
I got nothing to worry about, you were right about the blood of Jesus. Goyslop, as you call what you eat when you think the rabbi isn't watching, is just a way of adding to the food supply with a mild loss of nutrient per calorie.

This market is super gay.

>>53922985
MoM is literally going up

>>53922901
Yes, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

GNS bros I can see the promised $4 land from here. Keep going

>>53922952
inflation is not equivalent to high prices you dumb retard

>>53922961
Stop off-topic posting about my religion.
>>53922969
You need to take a longer look at the data, anon. I assure you, you're not correct.

>>53922993
doko?

>>53923001
Okay then post a chart refuting the claim if you have one.

>>53922955
BOE did QE last year while they were raising interest rates. That is when the stock market bottomed. in october.

Nice try smooth brain.

>>53922876
>he treats trading like a trip to the grocery store
lol

VIX is dying.

>>53922995
ONE bad month. Same happened over the summer and then it resumed the downtrend. Feb CPI will be great MoM.

GUYS GUYS GUYS I have a REVOLUTIONARY idea that I think will work and make all of us money!!! Here it is: okay, lemme take a breath, focus.. listen now.
BUY
STOCKS
THAT
ARE
GOING
UP

Okay that's half of the equation now, here's the second part

SELL
STOCKS
THAT
ARE
GOING
DOWN

And that's IT!! Just literary do that every single day and make money. Nothing else matters. Macroeconomics don't matter, Jews don't matter, hedgies don't matter, JPow don't matter, Bidet administration don't matter. Just buy on the way up and sell on the way down.

You're fucking welcome

>>53923006
Understanding the data you're citing is itself a refutation. I'm not your daddy or teacher, just understand the data better.

>>53923021
>NOOOOOOOO IT WAS JUST ONE (1) MONTH

techsisters, we are back
and we will be women

>>53923030
This, but the opposite

>>53922914
>Bad economic data > QE > markets go up
so you are just ignoring the pricing of bad economic data in 2020? Especially as a permabull you should watch out for these moves

crossing the MACD to the negative is now a buy signal

ok I'm selling SND here. It's been a good run.

>>53922985
And that is going to reverse as soon as Money supply is growing again

>>53923048
It was just a mild correction in tech that got oversold.

>>53922997
I won't stop you, the market will

>>53922089
Gad news are bood news

>>53923046
Okay I hear you but today I bought in at minor pullbacks on the biggest pumps, namely ARDX, GNS, AI, IOT, XPOF, BBAI, LAZR, IBIO, ESTC, and SOUN and I am in profit on every single one of those trades. Everybody who tried to buy the "dip" on SI yesterday got rekt and are still getting rekt. As long as you have a stop loss I do not see the flaw in my strategy

>>53923087
a mild correction that caused multiple circuit breakers kek

I know no one wants to hear this but it really is retail moving the market with 0dte. All the smart money left to buy bonds and now it's a bunch of redditors propping up the market using massive amounts of leverage. They can be retarded for a long time so who's to say we can't have a recession, high interest rates and a booming market? It's completely divorced from reality at this point and just an even bigger casino

Are the Crypto bros raiding or something?

>>53923117
There were no circuit breakers in 2022 in the SPX or NASDAQ.

>>53923118
retail accounts only for 5% of 0dte volume according to JPM data

>>53923118
It's not retail, major institutions use 0DTE far more than they do. This is bear cope that people use to try to argue that the market should go down because retail is investing.

Any COAL barons here? Why is it going down when NatGas is going up? I thought bullish expectations had finally set in

>>53923118
Also big money is using 0dte as a hedge for other trades, not to gamble. Seems like they figured out new strategies.

>>53923010
might not be a bad method after all. you buy some and wait a bit and suddenly its double digit % green. especially with all those upcoming divvy days

>>53923118
0DTEs are mostly institutions but you're right about them being the reason why it's crabbing

GG DAX BEARS; IT WAS NICE SHORTING WITH YOU, IT'S OVER.

CBOE and brokerages are getting so rich in commissions from 0DTE gambling.
0DTE will eventually overcome crypto as the preferred way to gamble since it's infinitely more easily accessible (and legal) in the west.

When I sell my SOXS, the market dump will begin, won't it?

>>53923107
To add some color to this, in my back tests I've concluded that you should mostly stick to stocks with at least 10 million dollars of average volume over the last 20 days so you don't get stuck in some low volume biomeme pump and dump. The theory being that if a stock already has high volume and deep liquidity prior to the pump then the pump has a lot of buy in from a good cross section of investors so the pump is likely to be sustained. AI which is pumping hard today for example has something like 800 million dollars of average volume over the last 3 weeks which is the highest for all the big pumping stocks today. That's the one to focus your trading on. And if you look at the chart you'll see that the thing just keeps going with regular small pullbacks. A stock with almost 1 billion dollars of daily volume has institutions pumping it. Why the absolute FUCK would you not get in on this thing?

reminder that all bears are poor newfags

SPX ~4045pts today?

>>53923118
We need to force Congress to act and stop retail from being able to purchase option contracts. These retail traders are manipulating the economy through 0DTE options and are going to get hurt.

>>53923153
>Also big money is using 0dte as a hedge for other trades, not to gamble. Seems like they figured out new strategies.
Dealers are, yeah. This is the reason why 0dte volume is up, not retail. Mostly to hedge against high sigma moves, such as GME monkeys trying to break the model.

someone explain to me the bull thesis

>>53923215
the line is going up

>>53923215
One last hoorah before shit hits the fan. The bond market is predicting the worst of the absolute worst.

Reminder that if you're buying emerging markets in the US you are intrinsically handcuffing yourself.

>>53923215
If you don't know, you don't know, anon.

>>53923135
>>53923145
>>53923153
Dunno what to tell you but you're wrong and probably from reddit and probably like sucking dick

>>53923215
Most economic data points to a soft landing. If the data is bad, QE is coming which is good for stocks. If the data is good, that means a soft landing, which is good for stocks.

>>53923215
Clown market for a clown world.

VIX below 19
lol

>>53923238
lol, wut?
>>53923240
only solid answer so far

>>53923215
Line go up forever

>>53923230
And if you believe this, I got a 10bagger on elevated water passages you should slurp cheap.

>>53922703
Get in on XELA instead, big news coming next week of 240 mnd sale

>>53923237
It's true that retail bought stocks at the highest rate ever in January due to the negative MoM CPI print, but they don't only buy 0DTE options kek. They have massive amounts of cash from the stimulus and from stocks/housing going up during 2021-2022 that they're itching to deploy as they don't want to miss another 2021-style pump.

>>53923201
I don't even understand why "retail" is allowed to trade at all. American businesses are the backbone of the world economy and shouldn't be used as a get rich quick scheme by stock bros. All this does is hurt the rest of us. One should be allowed a once yearly contribution to a retirement plan of professionally selected mutual funds. If you need to sell you should be allowed a maximum 10% of total portfolio value per year. Anything more would be harmful not only to America but to the so-called traders themselves

>>53923215

>>53923255
You sound like an inverse Peter Schiff.
Maybe even 2x inverse.

>>53923259
why stop there? why don't we just tax the 1% 100% while we are at it?

>>53923215
whales make money both ways, they made money down so now they want to make money going up

Dax will hit 15600 in 6 minutes. That was the plan of the algos all along. This isn't a market, trading, this is just a computer program

>>53923221
>Tony posting
>Tony says it will go lower and recession in next few months
>Tony says the Bullish position is expecting a recession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9opeWiBMQFI

I'm starting to DCA back into SQQQ bros. Ty bull bulls

Let me put it in graphical form for you room temp IQ bears.

The bear market is over by every metric. Every indicator, every historical precedent. There are myriad indications that have been right 100% of the time and they have all confirmed.

Will SPY be back to the all time highs or making new highs by end of year? Nobody know but it is 100% going to be higher than it is now.

>>53923259
gfy

>>53922076
UH OH
>"The financial lifeline that pulled Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. from the brink of bankruptcy last month is already at risk because of the retailer’s tumbling stock price."

>"The equity financing, led by hedge fund Hudson Bay Capital, provided the company with $225 million upfront, with the promise of another $800 million over the coming eight months. Bed Bath & Beyond Chief Executive Officer Sue Gove on Feb. 7 trumpeted it as a “transformative transaction” that would give the company time to mount a turnaround."

>"Yet the additional cash has strings attached. Among them: Future injections are contingent on Bed Bath & Beyond maintaining a weighted average stock price of at least $1.25 or $1.50, depending on the timing, according to a regulatory filing. The deal terms allow Hudson Bay to waive those conditions if it wants."
BAGGIES GOT 80% OF THEIR STOCK DILUTED AND IT MIGHT STILL GO BANKRUPT ANYWAYS IF IT GOES BELOW $1.25

>>53923215
it's just a prank bro

>>53923237
First of all, where does it show on your chart that retail is responsible for 0dte? JPM published breakdown on this type of options and you're wrong.

Second thing, please stop removing copyright watermarks from posted materials.

>>53923215
Bobo is gay.

There is a valid reason for every move in the market. It does not operate on irrationality. Operating on the thesis of a "clown market" is synonymous with not knowing what's going on.

So are you all prepared to call me a smarty pants for shilling NEO? or you asshats gonna continue to ignore me? I’ve only been shilling a week before theirlast quarterly.

>>53923298
>HPX HONKS IN YOUR DIRECTION

>>53922842
What the fuck is wrong with lantin america? Ordered a combo pizza down in mexico and they put fucking hot dogs on it...honestly amazed Italy can stand for this heresy.

>Stock market down, crypto market up
>Crypto market down, stock market up

There's trickery afoot. Someone's more large assets around

>>53923283
>room temp IQ bears
>posts chart displaying the financial equivalent to market astrology
Nice.

>>53923273
I'm a permabull. It works pretty well on long enough timeframes.

>>53923118
You can't buy options using leverage, retard.

Next
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>>53923298
i know that i do not know

>>53923326
please commit suicide and never come back

>>53923285
>Chief Executive Officer Sue Gove
I think I see the problem here

BOIL is about to start boiling up. You have been warned.

>>53923326
kek

>>53923346
Someone, anyone, please explain to me why men wear those glasses. I wear contacts whenever I go out but my glasses are fucking normal. None of this weird trendy giant harry potter bullshit

why do men wear these?

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>>53923359
I don't like trading commodities. It's pure speculation. Might as well flip a coin

>>53923344
based

>>53923368
They're rather stronger. Hard to lose track of in the dark.

>>53923359
>BOIL is about to start boiling up. You have been warned.
>tfw you bought calls on ENB & UNG yesterday
Feeling good, anon.

new thread (proper)
>>53923387
>>53923387
>>53923387

STOP BAKING EARLY YOU STUPID ATTENTION WHORING KEKS

>>53923370
0/10 bake
>Way too early
>Such a shit OP that links had to be separate post

>>53923381
Not compelling reasons to walk around looking like a complete faggot

>>53923359
I'm hoping it'll spill over into coal today

>>53923373
KEK, commodities have real value unlike stocks. Stocks you can just buy and you end up winning in this retarded ponzi market

>>53923404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

>>53923313
I remember Pizza Hut had a stuffed crust pizza with weiners in the crust, think it was only available in the UK, lel.

>>53923359
I will wait til the summer when nat gas is in the shitter, then load up

AI bros stay winning.

>>53923259
Whaddaya, commie?

not my heckin stockerinos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs