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I knocked-up my girlfriend and she doesn't want to get an abortion. She is a huge slut, but that pussy is simply too good. I'll need to get rich by the end of the year when the baby arrives. I already invested in GRT, ROSE, HBAR, ANKR and D0B0 -- but only $2,000.00 each at the beginning of January -- so I am already in profit, but I need to make-it by the end of 2023. Advice?

>> No.53919754

lol, lmao even

>> No.53919762

>>53919750
GNS and SHIB

Hold till you can afford your starter home.

>> No.53919764

>>53919750
all in DBI

>> No.53919777

vaiot you cringe daddy nigga

>> No.53919782

Why is she like a oompa loompa

Are all burgers orange

>> No.53919832

>>53919750
We have at least another year before we see any real serious gains from crypto again, and no new ATH until 2025, you sir are boned if you're hoping on a prayer for this shit right now. Best to find other side hustles for that baby fund cause unless you know how to day trade, just keep accumulating and be prepared to stay super poor for the next 2 years until the next bull run.

>> No.53919837
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OP isn't serious, right

>> No.53919855

XRP

>> No.53919886

>>53919832
Basically this. Get another job.

>> No.53919908

>>53919750
>posting a picture of a pornstar coalburner's ultrasound
pathetic

>> No.53919933

>>53919750
Thats the 'he thinks its his' face.

>> No.53919951

i really wish boomers hadn't invented the "you can't fuck anything because there are permanent consequences" meta. why didn't they just tell us it's okay to fuck sluts while building the skills, stability, and discernment required to hold down a decent woman? boomer assholes knew most women are whores and hid the mostly risk free frivolity in that from us thinking it would help if we believed you had to hit a homerun on your first go or else your life was over. i really fucking hate boomers for that shit.

>> No.53920031

>>53919951
life is no fun if we tell you all the secrets

learn on your own, that's the real treasure
bet your dad din't tell you how to slip your dick in a pussy, right? life is the fun of learning on your own

>> No.53920040

>>53919750
>I already invested in GRT, ROSE, HBAR, ANKR and D0B0
I feel sorry for that kid, his dad is a crypto retard
You really had no plan B?

>> No.53920045

>>53919951
Boomers told you that because they were correct and fucked enough whores and fuccbois to know it wasn't worth it and was ultimately a hollow activity that fucks you up in subtle ways that take a long time to get over. I ignored them, fucked many sluts, and got to deal with STI's and a whole bunch of drama and spent way too much money on dates and got my heart stomped on a good four times before I gave it up and settled down to get married. Anyone with a bodycount higher than about half a dozen plus or minus three in either direction is a bit fucked in the head for it, so sleep around a little bit but in general you really shouldn't ever put your dick in or let someone put their dick in you unless you could see raising a child with them and not wanting to blow your head off about it even just thinking of it.
>t. bodycount in the 20's emotionally ruined coombrain

>> No.53920053

>>53919951
Exactly, but they had to lie otherwise the whole scam of reality can't keep continuing. If you know the truth, everyone would opt out. All advice from boomers is to try to hook the next generation into misery because they are stuck in their own misery.

>> No.53920055

>>53919750
>Advice?
that girl is weird af

be homeless and on welfare with her for a year
if she survives that you can try to get rich

>> No.53920110
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Kek I think you’re my cousin OP.

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>>53919750
>Advice?
get a job

>> No.53920146

>>53920117
This, a thousand times this. If you don't have a job and your woman gets on state provided insurance for her and the kid and/or gets food stamps, the state will come after you for child support to recoup some of the costs. Get a job, get one with insurance, get them both on it as soon as possible, and work like a slave to provide for them whether you want to or not. Learning this lesson firsthand myself.

>> No.53920156

>>53919951
Just impregnate men

>> No.53920159
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53920159

I just checked faceberg, holy shit it is.

https://babynames.com/

>> No.53920235

>>53919750
The uneven receding hairline is a bit concerning.

>> No.53920241

>>53919750
100x or not you're fucked either way so don't even bother

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>>53920235
the microbrain is more unnerving
OPs wife's son is going to be a genius

>> No.53920480

>>53919750
It is either Qanx or nothing. Don't get rekt chasing after shitcoins

>> No.53920510

>>53919750
Adoption is always an option.

>> No.53920514

>>53919750
children are not expensive, don't beat yourself up. if you girlfriend is not crazy, you should be fine

>> No.53920546

>>53920031
boomers didn't merely withold. they guilt tripped and fearmongered to the point that it drove two generations of young men to stay inside playing video games and watching porn rather than overcome the guilt, self hatred, and derision heaped upon their natural curiosity.

>>53920045
you mostly had a bad time because you were working through a complete lack of self interest instilled in you by your shitty parents. and despite the hard times, you now understand the value of women at a much deeper level than if you had lucked into a virgin wife when you were a teenager like daddy wanted. boomer faggots could have said this was the case but they didn't want you to go into things with sensible expectations or a mind for growth, probably because they were envious of your youth.

>>53920053
unmitigated truth. they seethe so hard when you show that their whole lives were spent in service to psyops and trinket sales funnels. fuck booomers

>> No.53920559

>>53919951

Boomers didn’t tell you that dumbass, it’s been pretty much true for the whole of humanity until the 1960s when condoms and contraception was pretty much wide spread and we could actually have consequence free-sex.

Except it isn’t really consequence free. I would say your right anon you don’t have to hit a home run but if your chasing body count, there is some serious consequences later in life like this anon is saying. >>53920045

>> No.53920567

>>53919750
The girl on the picture is Ailah Overton aka. Gabbie Carter porn slut. So, you are Mason Marquardt? Because that's her hubands name according to her FB page. If it's so then just make her do some prego porn to get some cash. Good luck! :D

>> No.53920578

>>53920546
>two generations of young men
which ones?
boomers raised gen x, and we didn't stay inside.

>> No.53920586

>>53919750
>Orange
>Crazy eyes
>Jew nose
>Weird lips

>> No.53920596

>>53920559
boomers had condoms and hormonal contraception, they lived the rule change, albeit naïvely.
i'm not talking about chasing body count; sometimes you vibe with a girl and she invites you over and you have a few weeks or months of fun, no expectations, and it tapers off naturally. if only you didn't have close to 20 years worth of mixed messages and doubt gravaged into you by people who unironically pay for cable television

>> No.53920621

>>53920578
boomers also raised millenials and early zoomoids. gen x got somewhat lucky because they received about 50% fewer autism shots (you could still sue vax companies before 86) and you were raised in the incredibly optimistic pre soviet fall QE bullrun

>> No.53920634

Rip

>> No.53920645

>>53920621
>boomers also raised millenials and early zoomoids
lol

gen x didn't let our parents anywhere near our kids

you see how that turned out.

your failures are the opposite of boomer rules. We raised you losers to spite boomers.

>> No.53920673

>>53920645
i had forgot self defeating irony is a hallmark of your generation too. way to go queerbait

>> No.53920693

>>53920621
you get it?

our parents kicked us out at 18, we let you live at home til you're 50

our parents ignored everything we wanted. We fawn over your every need so you think you matter

our parents told us we weren't fucking special. We raised you snowflakes to think you're the only thing that matters

you are the anti-boomer. Entitled, stupid, selfish, weak. The opposite of all that "evil" before you.

>> No.53920709

>thinking it's yours
kek

>> No.53920866

>>53920559
It's mostly about old man(the authorities) don't like competition and challenge.
And they need young dick energy for other places. Consumable labour and warfights.

>> No.53920888

>>53919750
Omg she's got thoses are crazy eyes

>> No.53920894

>>53919750
>That pic
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>> No.53920931

>>53920693
you don't know me faggot. i was raised by actual boomers and got kicked out at 18 too.
why don't you go put on melon collie and the infinite sadness and hang yourself with a plaid flannel you pathetic loser. deliberately ruining your children to spite your parents and then complaining about how your kids behave is for fucking boomers. kys

>> No.53920961

>>53920931
>deliberately ruining your children to spite your parents and then complaining about how your kids behave is for fucking boomers
people always forget gen x

protip, boomers don't read anything you say and will soon all be dead or insane

>> No.53920976

DNS is your only hope bro GL with the baby

Currently 2m should be 6-10m in 2-3 days with CEX listing

>> No.53920977

>>53920961
holy fuck you're stupid

>> No.53920982
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>>53920510
AlpineEsport adopting Qanplatform as a its blockchain partner is what I call adoption

>> No.53920989

>>53920977
how many boomers you think lurk here, retard?

>> No.53921015

>>53919750
ORE.

>> No.53921019

>>53919762
No AI or DiD project tokens?

>> No.53921023

>>53920989
i'm not addressing boomers in that post. i said your behavior is for boomers you illiterate mongoloid

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>>53919750
>I knocked-up my girlfriend
>She is a huge slut

>> No.53921036

>>53919750

The best investment you can making is having her get an abortion. Other than that, there's no get rich quick that doesn't involve an equal amount of risk that invovles you losing a shitton. And you can't afford it.

>> No.53921091

>>53920241
kek, at least be on a yacht enjoying the best dishes while being fucked. So it's not out of place to keep finding 100x

>> No.53921128

>>53920514
children are expensive.

>> No.53921326

>>53919750
>advise
Do not mess around with sluts, they will fck you over

>> No.53921809

>>53920241
He isn't fucked jeet. A good investment can solve his case. I made 10x from my ankr and qanx investment just a few days ago.

>> No.53921831

>>53919750
that baby is black

>> No.53922041

>>53920045
>I gave it up and settled down to get married
so you got to tired or something?

>> No.53922061

>>53920404
Looks like wife’s son already being Covid swabbed

>> No.53922091

>>53919750
I advise a hitman. He'll save you way more than 100x over the next 18 years.

Next time wear a condom, dummy

>> No.53922186

>>53919750
>She is a huge slut, but that pussy is simply too good.
you are in for a life of pain
you can't make a housewife from a hoe

>> No.53922232

>>53919750
Bogged plastic whore

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>>53919750
Stop all this fuss and buy some qanx. You are definitely gonna make it

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>>53919750
66 replies to a coomerspamming larper.

>> No.53924578

>>53919750
Get your ass up and take charge of xExchange. You've got so much to earn from it. You have egld,utk,zpay staking options to choose from

>> No.53924637

>>53919750
>eyes
I'm sorry anon, but she's crazy.
You're going to have rape her then eat her body.

>> No.53924640

>>53924578
No way you didn't mention holoride, best one on the entire multiverse x chain