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2 more weeks trust the plan

>it's real

>>53914054
based good find

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Come on autist. What's the password?

>>53914054
Oh shit, please let it be real!!!

>>53914054
There was one like this for a prior release...cant remember which one

Bulgarian gang stalkers using illicit HAARP weather and brainwave technology taught to them by the dmt spacewave zero gravity jesters, BTFO!

>>53914740
BigMac$42

thanks opened up 45x long

>>53914761
I think it was keepers

>>53914054
Guys ffs dont type rekt.chain.link

DELETE THIS

>>53914761
I love steak

>>53914740
BIGMAC

DELETE THIS YOU FAGGOT FUCK

YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT OF TG FOR THIS

>>53914761
staking.chain.link for a few minutes when they opened the pool

staking.chain.link also had a password prompt shortly before it went live. I'm so excited for you, kids.

>>53914775
Youre right
Thanks anon
Maybe the ship will actually start moving...

>>53914514
Death to the demiurge, the foolish one, creator of false worlds.
Saturnus projects waves which bounce off the moon and imprison your mind in this false reality MAYA illusion.
Quite a fitting name CHAIN-LINK
linking all of your soul chains together on bondage to the false reality.

>one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

>>53914740
fidelio

interesting, nice find
also wtf is happening with the price.. functions, vodafone, google, meta... all in a few days and nothing happens
is getting beyond ridiculous

>>53914803
>>53914798
Idk about you but I nearly got a heart attack when I saw that lmao

>>53914839
>aliens descend upon us
>after initial salutations and pleasantries they get down to business
>"chainlink ccip will be used as the intergalactic standard for the andromeda-milkyway financial alliance, handling 500 septillion dollars worth of transactions per day"
>checks price
>-1.7%

MODS THESE GUYS ARE SPAMMING PROPRIETARY INFORMATION

DELETE THIS THREAD

holy shit the fudniggers are losing their minds in the discord it's like shining a light on a den of cockroaches and watching them scramble

HIGH GRADE COPIUM

>>53914883
Blatant shill. Are you a part of chainlinkgods shill discord?
>le classic delet this its so secret!! Hopefully nobody saw this epic secret and bought my bags hehe xD

>>53914909
It's hilarious, their latest tactic is defillama's reporting of VRF fees as being bearish by pretending it is all of Chainlink's revenue and demand.

MODS DELETE THIS THREAD

>It's hilarious, their latest tactic is defillama's reporting of VRF fees as being bearish by pretending it is all of Chainlink's revenue and demand.

>>53913457
>>53914118

>>53914222
trips rolled, do the sneedful

>>53915001
>Fudders are French
L M A O

>>53915034
Thats deboonked sweetie, everyone knows fudders are bulgarians. It was NEXO that suppressed link for 5 years

Checking all tehse posts in here. Checked.

>>53915078
Do not bump thread, use safe and meet in the TG. This posting is not helpful

>>53914873
same

>>53914054
If you look at the timeline of link token which came out like 6 years ago in ICO then yes, december is pretty close. 9months to go fellas....

woah its actually a real website
ccip . chain . link


but was it made by the team or just an anon?

>>53915093
I work alone bitch. I work for the true God in the pleroma. Fighting the demiurge and his archon minions. I am a warrior for God and i will fight evil until my last breath. Globohomo will not succeed

>>53915198
*whatever*.chain.link is owned by chain.link, check whois. Pretty dope

>>53915337
ooooh we rich then finally

>>53915266
checked and lmao'd ETH is literally owned by JP Morgan and every one is a hardcore rainbow alliance puppet and Vitalik tweets globohomo propaganda about how sweet pod living is and how cool it is being vegan 12 hours a day and you niggers are silent on the elephant in the room. why is that?

I wonder if they've really made any progress on CCIP. For months now they've had unfulfilled job openings for both an "Engineering Manager - CCIP" and "Senior Software engineer - CCIP". So they've been without an engineering manager for a while, I guess.

>>53915611
the real developers are hidden. this is called the hiding strategy. it is very clever. and it's why I've been market buying thousands of chainlink

>>53915625
What the fuck did he mean by this

>>53914839
It’ll have a massive run up at a seemingly random time.

>>53915665
cl will be L0

Just imagine if they dropped functions, followed by CCIP and deco all in one month. God I'm so excited for this year to watch LINK flip the switch, unlock a new wave of smart contract utility, and actually charge for it this time. We went to $50 while subsidizing the whole space, now imagine there's no free lunch and everything just got jacked up on fucking roids? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

We're gonna make it bros. WE'RE GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT, AFTER 6 LONG YEARS

I WAS FUCKING 23 WHEN I BOUGHT MY FIRST LINK, IM FUCKING 28 NOW LET ME LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53914879
Based. More time to buy.

>>53915712
yes, it's finally happening this year. i might even try to not look away in second hand embarrassment when they bring out the oil barrel drummers again, might even clap along this time

>>53915766
That's right slave, make those hands noises and jump up and down. You vulgar little monkey.

bros do i buy or not? i've been intimidated by all the negative sentiment

>>53914879
>negotiations with Russia break down, nukes worldwide get fired
>everybody's resigned themselves to their fates
>suddenly the heavens part and Jesus Holy Christ himself descends to stop the nukes
>before saying anything else he announces Chainlink is the official new currency of Heaven, approved by the Holy Spirit
>check price
>-2.3%
>Elon makes a tweet
>"Wow, crazy business about our Lord coming down huh! Anyway dogecoin is kinda funny I guess"
>check dogecoin
>+1231909450%

It's been there since at least February 20th, according to urlscan.

>>53915917
>July 26, 2021

Its dumping frens time to buy

basssed

Binance just rugged frens
BTC HODL MODE ENGAGED

>>53915825
What negative sentiment?

Chainlink team and devs reminds me SafeMoon a lot. I'm guessing team have a way to dump on you guys so every time you guys buy you actually pay to their developers like SafeMoon. It's easy to learn if it's true or not, try to find team's socials and look at their lifestyles etc. They probably got rich after they started Chainlink and they probably can't find jobs in any other respectable company.

They announce hype stuff that nobody gives a fuck. For instance watch the following video on yt about the think in this thread: watch?v=2r8-zugLGeQ

As a developer of a couple of contracts in BSC chain, It's just bizarre that they even announce something like this. It's like SafeMoon announcing that they are creating an exchange. Yes stupid people may think that it'll help with the price, they may even buy it, but in reality exchanges exists. It's not innovation. Like Coinlink's Crosschain bla bla. You can do the same thing with hundred lines of code. Not to mention nobody needs that, DEFI is just a meme. It'll never be real. Wake up. HELLO.

Like safemoon they are saying that there are paid fudsters attacking them, "short and distort" they call it. It can be true i didn't do any research on it but fudsters usually doesn't attack normal coins. For instance nobody would short and distort monero or bitcoin or ethereum. But what you have a shitcoin with features nobody needs and those features are just copycats of stuff market already has, yes you can be a target for such an attack and it's not even an attack it's merely waking people up.

When developing smart contracts, yes you can use their product since it's easier, but you can do the same thing they are doing by yourself with ease.

Just do research about the team, and innovations they make. I never bought or sold LINK so i won't bother but i'm guessing you'll find lots of shit that prob CoffeZilla will make a video about it.

>>53916090
>chainlink is just like token x
dream on chainlink is the best fat russian scam in crypto

>>53916090
>Chainlink team and devs reminds me SafeMoon
Then you're a being of such stupidity and ignorance it would shock even the world's foremost psychiatrists, psychologists and IQ experts. What an embarrassing utterance. Anybody who reads further into the display of blithering idiocy that is this post needs to check whether they were lobotomised and somehow didn't notice. What a staggeringly stupid thing to say. I am amazed.

>>53914834

these positive, hopium-filled threads are always the best sell signal, it literally never fails
thanks bros

fuck it i'm buying 200 link 2 night ;)

>>53915078
Bulgarian shills fucked up earlier on

>>53916090
Do you guys actually read this stuff?

>>53914054
Sergey please, no more releases!
Staking, Functions, Vodafone... All it does is dump!
Please just stop making announcements... I can't take it any more...

>>53916805
Do they shit on the street in Bulgaria? I don't have National Geographic Channel anymore so I dunno.

Personally I’m waiting for 10 cents before I think about buying.

And yet... token not needed.
No one needs to buy and the price will stay where it is. 2 years since ATH.

>>53915505
Sure thing, chuddy boy