/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53909933
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,188.035B, 107P = 20.449B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,133.950B, 100P = 21.3395B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>53909933
kek fucking stupid baggots

>>53909933
kek baggies

kek dumb fuck baggots

kek baggies

>>53909954
zoom in

Kek baggies!!
BUY HODL DRS. COMFY WOMFY WAGMI BROS!!

WAGWT
WAGSO
WAGMI

kek baggies

>>53909933
yeah I'll check those double dubs

kek stupid dumb fuck bagroids

>>53909999
Checked
>0000
Sneed

Anons posting about Gamestop bringing another game like fortnite onto their marketplace are closer than they think. Remember the Kiraverse beta? To sign into the game you had to sign in by your epicgames account. There doesnt need to be another game like fortnite, what about fortnite itself? Remember it is still in beta (fortnite). Who is Epic's biggest competitor? Steam. How does Epic win? Web3.
Wagmi

>>53910036
>LE SNEED
cope Baggie

>>53909999
Checking the checker

>>53910000
>>53909999
Double quads this thread is blessed.

>>53910000
gme btfo by quads

Shills: screeching
Hedgies: leeching
Anons: comfibosting
Jiemi: new OC getting

>>53910039
plausible but I would need more signs

>>53910000
>>53909999
>>53910055
Moass is soon.

Falling for this scam was a powerful lesson. Never take investing advice from anyone. Fuck you all baggie aidscats, and fuck Ryan (((Cohen))) and his antiques for running a leaking pirate ship.
FUCK YOU COHEN

>>53909933
>>53909999
>those digits

>>53909999
>double dubs
czeched

baggies: coping
hedgies: profiting
anons: kekking
GME: headed to bankruptcy

>>53910055
>>53910101
shills completely btfo wagmi

>>53910110
For me its the baggie anon. I cope by kekkin

>die hedgecunts

>>53910122
Checked

why the hostilities i just like gamestop no jokes

>>53909827
It’s real. How long does this fucking fucking sham market need to be propped up before it’s allowed to crash?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/silvergate-stock-crashes-after-company-delays-annual-report-reveals-new-losses-121923800.html

>tfw MOASS

>>53910194
Meant to reply to this one
>>53909786

Why is Silvergate dying good for GME?

>>53909786
silvergate bank customers are migrating over to signature bank, silvergate's death will probably spook them but its not going to kill the crypto exchanges until both of them go under.

Ryan Cohen doesn't care about White people.

>>53910039
>Fortnite will just give us some of their profits

>>53910208
Increases mirth (girth)

>>53910233
Fortnite taking a 1% haircut in exchange for creating a secondary market with a devtax and being able to escape the Steam cuckbox is a win for them.

Robinhood/FTX associated with silvergate;
Citadel associated with BOA
Instinet associated with Nomura
Archegos associated with Credit Suisse/Morgan Stanley/Normura/Goldman
Omega Advisors (Leon Cooperman, bitch who cries on LIVE TV LMAO)
Susquehanna with their DTCC billion dollar margin call
Virtu financial
Apex Clearing

Is this the financial armageddon?

>>53909999
>>53910055
>>53910100
>>53910101
>>53910122
WAGMI checks!

>>53909975
OMG massive runup from 17.91 to 18.15!! Soon you won’t be 30% down anymore!

>>53910295
i dont even know my buy in price whatever you're trying cant work

>>53910295
Zoom out

>>53910233
they were getting mogged for 30% of sales by apple and google phone marketplaces, I don't think the literal penny being shaved off for gamestop would be their primary concern. I doubt we'd see a partnership just because these types of companies like creating their own platforms but I've heard of weirder things.

I FEEL THE PRESSURE, UNDER MORE SCRUTINY. AND WHAT I DO? BUY MORE GME

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Tiktok Using Broccoli Heads can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53909933
Bake check stay comf frens

>>53910335
Based poorfag wasting all his money

>>53910320
That's why GameStop building on an Ethereum base and doing all the integration work with ImmutableX matters. It's a lot of bullshit that a game publisher can skip, without Steam's two fatal flaws:
>GameStop doesn't publish or develop their own games apart from SDK examples like Buck Bunny, so there's no conflict of interest
>being rooted in Ethereum L1 means GameStop can't arbitrarily fuck Epic or their users out of existing assets
>integration with upstream game engines lowers the barrier to entry

Still comfy still buying every 2 weeks through CSGO

>>53909999
Checked !!!!

>>53910208
fewer competitors for when we register as a broker dealer specialized in crypto assets

RC hasn’t tweeted in a while. I’m starting to get worried he’s doing coke and forgot about us

Day 999 of rain cone lies and vaporware 4chan bots and hired reddit shills the do nothing ceo we all deserve fuck u rc get hit by a bus fag

this is a green stock

>shilling against Q in /gme/
>shilling against Ethereum in /ptg/
This is really making me think. Mo'ass soon.

Bros, the deep state is crumbling all around us. This will be the greatest decade since our nation's birth.

>>53910335
WOOO-OOHHH-OHHHH-OHHHHH

>>53910463
yeah it is

>>53910349
Patrician af choice.
WAGMI

>>53910463
So it is.

I just ordered the Teddy books. I’m an idiot, but whatever

>>53910180
Extremely based Murdoch Murdoch poster. I pray those guys bought some GME for the keks. Then they can fund whichever creative endeavor they want to pursue.

this stock is the best thing that has ever happened to me

>>53910194
Let the bodies hit the floor
>Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
>Let the bodies hit the floor

>>53910312
Ok I zoomed out now what?
>>53910307
Duhhh is your account balance bigger or smaller compared to 6 months ago?

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>53910520
i wanna make a baby with my gf just so i can have an excuse to buy the teddy books

Ryan, I know two things about you: you browse these threads and like poop jokes. Here's one for you: SHIT OR GET OFF THE GODDAMN POT

>>53910567
citadel has to short gamestop into bankruptcy or citadel goes out of business, what's your point

baggots

>>53910592
LMAOOOO

>>53910567
Zoom further out

>>53910610
I’ve been nutting in mine but nothings happening. We’re not trying or ready, I’m just retarded. I’m worried all the vaccines before the covid jab, which ilI didn’t take, have made me infertile. My jizz doesn’t have that cool pungent smell it used to

>>53910567
I don't know, I have no idea, that's what I'm saying you worthless fucking nigger

>>53910592
just stinky'd this one as well
enjoy

>>53910705
you have to nut in her 14 days after the start of her period. if you dont nut for a few days before that, you'll increase your chances too. if both of you havent gotten the covid vax, i like your chances

Kek crypto baggies

MOASS tomorrow

Checkem

>>53910744
Checked, one of these days you'll be right

>>53910737
No covid vaxxes but we both took too many vaxxes before we woke up. I’m thinking to just get it over with. I heard a rich jew tell my jewish friend that kids make you money because once you have kids you have to warn money

>>53910761
*earn but he actually said make. Israelis have the smallest vocabularies

>>53910592
Good. Fuck you.

Why is everyone mad at Publix anon?

>>53910349
I normally don’t like women with abs but god damn would I make an exception for her.

>>53910799
Because he could have triggered moass a year ago at least but decided against it. Fuck him and his lazy pussy scared ass

>>53910799
Because we have deduced that it’s actually Ryan cohen or someone very familiar with the matter within GameStop and he’s a pussy ass bitch for never delivering

>>53910782
Hot, if legal.

>>53910592
pick me up a wagmi

>>53910799
if you're regularly fudding gme for two years, you eventually start going after the regulars

>>53910744
Please dear God. >>53910592

>>53910823
>>53910834
Kek. Im the one who started that rumor.

>Publix anon is actually Ken Griffin because all he does is FTD

>>53910846
they pretty much just report everyone in here and see what sticks

>>53910592
Someone edit that Simpsons gif.

>>53910867

These are your fellow meme stock investors. Kek baggies.

You better pray that GME investors have the good sense to avoid having their picture taken in a group.

>>53910523
I'm redownloading the series, funny stuff. Pure 100% Bavarian phenotype, (what d-day vets were fighting for episode) and the pierce episodes are great.

>>53910592
I'm gonna need a pay cut for the jannies

>>53910860
Cohen is the true King of FTD at this point

If I nut in my gf and she gets pregnant. How certain are we that moass is in 9 months or shortly right after?

>53910894
Proof that you faggots are trying to tie us to those retards. Thanks. All you’re q posts over the last few days were already incredibly telling.

>>53910894

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53910929
>you’re

RRP 2,192.355

PARTICIPANTS 99

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>53910940
Note to newfags - this is the r/superstonk mod assigned to watch here telling you to avoid getting into an argument with me, because you will lose.

>>53910937
>your first post doesn’t count!
Waterbrain detected

>>53910799
Publix anon is a faggot that FTD worse than Kenny. Has ANYONE ever actually received their order yet?

>>53910929
Nice english pajeet

despite all the incoherent spammers, wagmi

>>53911003
>wagmi
>we all got misled to invest

Guys it's OK, the reduction in Citadel's securities sold not yet purchased was predicted by zen apes back in December. Everything is going according to plan. This dip was predicted back then too.

Edit: it seems Kenny has someone going through the comments down voting everything. Got to do better than that mayo man!

Ryan chobani wants to beat them the fair way instead of pushing the moass buttin. WAGMI regardless

>53911010
>we

>>53911019
What's the fair way? GameStop is never going to have a profitable year ever again with their business model. Even a profitable quarter seems far fetched at this point.
I am here for MOASS not to waste money on a shitty obsolete shitshow of a company.

>>53911019
>playing fair with people who change the rules as they go and flip the board over when they're losing
If that's true, we're done. There is NOTHING unfair or illegal about delighting shareholders with an NFT dividend. This has been proven in a US court of law. Anyone suggesting otherwise or that it shouldn't have already happened is a faggot and hedgenigger and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

>>53911049
Fair enough, you are correct that I am not one of you that got misled into investing.

I WAS PLOTTING, YOU WAS AT THE DEAD DROP, SCOPE ROTTING, WAITING FOR MY HEAD SHOT

>GME was always a 5 year play

>>53911084
>5 years to make more money than I will ever have in my entire life otherwise is just too long.

>>53911084
I can wait. I wasn’t doing anything with the 30k I put in and it’s better than having to wage for another 30 years.

I find it very interesting that top men are trying so desperately to get us to hate Cohen as much as they do. Obviously retail won't sell, do they expect us to take revenge on him? Are they trying to get him for market manipulation and want us to push him into it? Or is it just impotent rage?

>>53911104
It's possible that they don't know what else to do at this point and are thrashing around randomly targeting whatever they perceive as their enemy in the hopes that it will help.

>>53911104
It's organic hatred. Chobani stole two years of my life while my family members died in poverty. If I ever see the sonofabitch at my local GameStore he's getting popped in the fucking mouth

>>53911104
Name one thing Ryan Cohen has achieved these last two years. The NFT marketplace is worthless without a divvy, which he's decided against for some reason. Dude's a disaster.

good afternoooon WAGMI!

hoping after MOASS i'll be able to afford big fonts and impress the ladies, they'll know i already WAGMI

>>53911104
I don’t think they really know what else to do. All they can do is try and get us to focus our anger on RC instead of on them for kicking the can. They’re trying to make people desperate because the more desperate you are the harder it is to hold.

PUNK FAGGOTS, TALK, JUST LIKE YOU, DUDE,
LOW-RES, SHY GIRL, LIKE YOUTUBE

>>53911065
I, as a GME investor, would love a NFT dividend both to prove my ownership in the blockchain and to cut out the broker middleman.

>>53911156
fuck you, nft marketplace is solid without a divvy and you are a bug cry baby bitch

>>53911156
He rug pulled $bbby. That was pretty funny. But hey, I’m sure that scorpion won’t sting us.

>>53911055
>>53911065
Fair to him. Probably wants to honor his dad by saying he beat the hedgies the right way. But he will probably just hit the moass button if he fails anyways. So you know
>buckle up

>53911224
>us
You have the memory of a goldfish.

>>53911221
kek it makes about as much revenue as my daughter's lemonade stand

>>53911104
Rage. He kicked out the moles so for the first time hedgies do not have a complete picture of the company’s internals and they have zero clue what he’s planning. Just look at the other replies to this post, there’s a lot of “chobani isn’t doing anything, waaaaaah it’s been so long I can’t wait for moth-level wealth just fucking tell me what’s happening.”
They’re trying to introduce a time element to the equation. We’re not the ones under pressure. We can wait however long it takes. Can Citadel?

>>53911238
Shoot, you’re right. I wasn’t stupid enough to invest in GME. Thank you for pointing that out.

>>53911218
Welcome aboard, White man.

>>53911156
he keeps kicking hedgies off ledgies. its beautiful. a symphony of sins crescendoing towards a justice in the form of pavement. They are cowards to fall down and not face the music.

>>53911242
>trust the plan
Kek qbaggies

>>53911248
Thank God!

>>53911239
yet immutable and unity are moving forward to support it

>>53911104
It's funny how much they hate him in comparison to other people on the board or c-suite, they even called him ceo a few times in here by mistake.

>53911263
Kek. This really must be the new script.

>>53911263
>has to post here or he gets in trouble at work
I would say must be nice, but that's a shit job

Has anyone else noticed that the baggie shills get absolutes furious anytime anyone points out that MOASS is originally a q theory? Odd.

I have been holding since the beginning.
I quit even looking at the data and information well over a year ago. I was wondering if anything new has happened of significant interest? I’m not selling just want an update on anything, I haven’t been on since last year to biz. I do not look at reeedit.

>>53911329
UPDATE: You have lost a significant amount of money.

MUSIC OVER HOES ANY DAY EVERY SECOND, CHARGE BY THE MINUTE, TWIST A BITCH, LIKE DECEPTION

>>53911308
>relative time stamps
How about you go ahead and tell us the exact date those were posted. Was it before October 2020? Because there’s /gme/ threads dating back at least that far in the archives

>>53911355
>3pbtid

>>53911308
you should start qposting here, boy that would sure show us

>>53911436
That’s my point - anything about MOASS is qposting.

>53911408
I’m surprised you focused on that and not the three fucking Q’s in my ID. Now answer my question. It should be pretty easy, assuming you’re not just here to muddy the waters

>>53911458
>4pbtid

>>53911457
please go on, I'd like to hear this

>>53911495
MOASS theory of GME is a q theory. It spun off into its own movement, but it comes from q drops.

>>53911534
This you?

>>53911534
could you be more specific than that? I'd like to hear more

>>53911495
>10 ENTER THREAD
>20 PRINT “MOASS IS Q SHIT”
>30 REFUSE TO ELABORATE
>40 REFUSE TO LEAVE
>50 SLEEP 3600
>60 GOTO 10

>>53911553
As the Q community is fond of saying - “do your own research.”

>>53911308
>Q
>Gamestop Logo
>rod and ring
Always have been.

>>53911567
so you don't really have anything is what I'm hearing

>>53911567
faggot

>>53911490
>mortgages affected
elaborate

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>53909933
Checked

I recognize that OP and you guys are special. The brain power is off the charts in these threads. You might not know but you change people's lives. We are thousands of miles apart and it's pretty obvious that we will never meet IRL. After MOASS I would be honored if you will join me at a private party https://GMEntlemen.com.. That means no shills, hedgies, and other top men. If not, that's ok, I am honored and proud to be part of this community. WAGMI! Still comfy waitin’ and holdin’.

> watching twitch
> notice some nigger streaming wow
> they have BBBY on their screen

AMC 3 confirmed niggers:
> https://www.twitch.tv/xiunitv

>>53911592
>>53911490
imagine if the federal reserve dropped their stinky $8 trillion load of steaming hot mortgages all over the market. I don't think housing would ever recover

wtf just happened with SPY

>>53911615
its a tranny... literally can't make this shit up holy fucking hell

>>53911329
>literal Q Id

You can't make this up

>>53911534
Good. Q was right about everything

>>53911622
I thought by "mortgages affected" it was referring to whatever office or division handles mortgages.

>>53911615
lmao his mod is worried about him

>>53911642
The first q drop was about hillary getting arrested, which never happened.

With that kind of history, you would think people wouldn’t then fall for the GME investing, but here we are.

>>53911641
yeah its probably talking about which division got laid off, but I see the words mortgages and layoffs and I can't help but get an erection

>>53911553
Sometimes you can't TELL the public the truth.

YOU MUST SHOW THEM.

A deeply entrenched enemy who controls the vast majority of communications is only defeated by……….

Game theory.

>>53911631
You should look at my ID

>>53911661
they won't let you take your meds at the office, damn

>R5WvWXKr
>31pbtid and 45pbtid Monday
>kept going Tuesday
>again today
>>53891624
>I’m not spamming it.
Faggot

>>53911688
>QQQ
>KAK
>dubs
I KNEEEEL

>>53911624
plungies

>>53911654
they're literally retarded, the streamer tranny just mentioned going to a trump rally and getting looked at, as a black tranny, no shit you retarded nigger kek
kekmao even

>>53911672
Thanks. I'm just giving the other guy a hard time because he seems contractually obligated to not elaborate on it in any detail despite repeatedly bringing it up

>>53910567
>>53910731
Kek, i just shit myself from laughing.

>>53911739
Can you elaborate on how many days on regSHO are required before MOASS happens? Seems like you’re contractually obligated to not elaborate on it.

What are the financial implications of holding this stock in book form via DRS whilst also never selling?

>>53911783
With one, you eventually lose all of your initial investment. With the other, you eventually lose all of your initial investment.

>53911792
Jeez man you’re really going for it today. Tyfys.

>>53911783
>AMC is the designated wreckage brother
>AMC2 is the plane

>>53911807
Starting to think shills are just bored hodlers

>>53911792
see
>>53911712
you scared spamming bitch

>>53911836
Delete this

What's the latest cope?

>>53911869
>What's the latest cope?
I'm green.

>>53911877
no you're not

>>53911869
Earnings will show profitability because of ps5. Two more weeks

>>53911895
I'm always green in my mind.

How many shares is the make it stack?

>>53910567
Given the opportunity you should try the peanut butter knife.

>>53911981
I'd say about 5 shares. one to sell and the other 4 to collect dividends.

I am not happy with how long it's taking things, but I still am comfortable. Comfortable knowing that this stock has such low volume (1m volume days after split is like 200k volume pre-split which IIRC we had never gone that low) and close to half of the shares are locked up in DRS. This is probably the first time in history that something like this has happened. A shill can never convince me to sell, because there is literally nothing the hedges can do. They have to make GME bankrupt, and their is literally no way for them to do so with any of the float being locked up, let alone 50% of it.

WAGMI
Now Ryan hurry the fuck up and NFT divvy. What are hedgefunds going to do, sue you? What are they going to pay the lawyers with when they lose billions or even trillions of dollars?

>>53911248
You're stupid enough to spend time here, spreading poop-tier fud, kek that's even worse if you ask me

>>53912059
Thanks fren, sounds like I've unnecessarily over extended, i'll be sure to reduce my position.

I havent followed GME since the squeeze at the beginning of 2021. Is there another squeeze happening? I normally am just on crypto threads but I see these generals at the top of the board usually. Do you all usually day trade or is everyone anticipating another squeeze?

>>53910567
Zoom back in

>>53912205
Enhance

>>53912205
Stop it. I'll fucking die laughing.

>>53912196
We're all just shooting the breeze whilst waiting for the 800 > 800 theory to play out. It's all but guaranteed at this point.

>>53911104
They're aware of Cohen's thirst for murder and the tired holder fud isn't for us it's for him. They want him to kill us.

HUNCH HUNCH!

WHAT! WHAAAT!

BUH BO!

>>53912084
>thinking it takes 2 years to make a fucking jpeg dividend
imagine continuing to trust King K after watching him fucking thanos snap retail two years post-squeeze
just two more tweets bagbros!

>>53911574
What if MOASS was the original Q theory and they discredited it by associating it with a bunch of hairbrained right wing conspiracies.

>>53912333
Checked based Indian shillie

OMG guys! The nft creators discord are talking about posting googly eye emojis again! I wonder if they know what's up! Bullish!

What ever happened to the swaps that were due to expire in Feb?

>>53912454

Theres a five part recently uploaded series by 21stcenturymindwars on rumble, part 5 talks about the origins of the q psyop and its relation to military, media, alt right and kremlin/dugin. Pretty packed with info.

https://rumble.com/v29w2e8-the-greatest-information-operation-in-the-history-of-humanity-part-v.html

>>53912530
Swaps are OTC by their nature and (((for some reason))) not required to be reported on.

>>53912530
Wonder if it was a load of bullshit pulled from a predditor's ass?

>>53912530
They got rolled again of course

If we close green I'll suck every dick in this thread

>>53910705
Because you jerk off too much

>>53911232
He can honor his dad by ending the jewish slave state so that we can save all those kids who are probably being raped by old rich pedophiles as we speak.

Someone pls explain how hedgies are going bankrupt after trillions were printed and the most golden bullrun just happened

>>53912668
If youre gonna attack the king then u better kill the king

>>53911074
He IS the hedgies. Part of the same tribe of long nosed, small hatted, civilization ruining (((people)))

>>53912454
Unlikely, Qoomers are just retarded boomers.

>>53909933
checked
wagwi

>>53912696
Obligation to come up with the GME they sold whilst not having ownership thereof.

>>53910799
because he never delivered! I bet he didnt even frightened the cashier to follow his dreams

>>53911553
Kek shillies are now Q fags. How far they've fallen.

I'm just not gonna sell. I know, I know - you really want me to. You'll call Ryan Cohen the antichrist, you'll bring up a crime family with the same last name, you'll call me a terrorist and a baggroid, and you'll reply to each other to be extra spicy about it and really shit the place up. And I'll buy more and post frog pictures and tell you to eat the massive shit I'm about to take. It's not my problem or my fault the absolute state of the financial world depends on a million autists forgetting about GME, and I think it's extremely funny you would even give me the opportunity to try out the monkey grabs the peach martial arts move on you.

Sneed. Haha! Sneed!
>Lol, lmao sneedven!

>>53912696
If you somehow made it into this thread without understanding the mechanics of a short squeeze you should probably just see yourself out.

>>53912710
When the king is balancing with one foot on top of an 80 foot tall jenga tower juggling vials of acid and packets of C4 that isn't much of an issue. Especially when there's a super duty pickup truck with buzzsaws glued to the front, the keys in the ignition and "NFT divi" written on the hood sitting next to the tower.

Do it Ryan. For America, for god and country and for the 90's. Take the shot!

Ken griffin you have 0 yil

(I am not the original anon who did this)

>>53912261
For me, it's $800 split theory
>News calls it "death spiral convertible bonds"
>Too complicated for normies to understand
>I still buy tendies

>>53912934
Whats the next split in this theory? 1 for 3?

$10K presplit is not a meme
but at this point it is unacceptable, tell your boss 2.5mil a share is the lowest I go

>>53913010
$800 = 1/market cap. It will stick at a hard $800 but the number of shares you own just keeps going up.

>>53913019
I won’t part with a single share until one of the hedgies ends his life the way that VW shorting hedgie did in 2008.

Anyone watching $SI here, I figure interests may align, they got a savage beating today but it was supposedly Citadel shorting the fuck out of them. I picked up pennies in front of a steamroller once again but I figured it was worth a play. If not, then meh, no biggie.
Also heard the short interest was similar to other heavily shorted stocks like GME/BBBY. Anyone think there's a chance of this turning into a meme stock?
It seems primed for it desu, it's a fucking crypto bank kek.

>>53913019
>witnessed halts due to six figure GME asks being nanoseconds away from getting filled
>saw solar flares make GME trade for seven figures in dark pools
>is still happy to cuck himself for $10k
shiggy diggy my niggy

>>53912622
I just jerked off. Pls red.

>>53913056
>>53913019
Shit, sorry, I can’t into reading today. For me? I’m not selling until copyright law is replaced with the GPL

>>53913056
LULD halts are another thing that needs to be banned. If your shit-ass algo trading software or ebin options strategy can't handle unbounded volatility, that's not my problem.

>>53913084
This is the most antisemetic thing I've read in a while.

>>53912622

*inhales*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAGAHAHAHHAHhHHahahhaaaaàaaaaaaaa.....

Wait, what? You're in college right now?!?!!!!!*inhales barely enough*HAAÀAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

There is precisely nothing more liked than going to college. Anyone of college age beyond 2010 that went lost eternally. I will never sit in front of another teacher in a faggot jew glow nigger institution as long as I live. My life will be incredible. My wife and my children won't be educated in college and we will be of great value to society as will many others like us. People who kept buying the higher education bags beyond the early aughts will be remembered like people who smoked cigarettes while they were pregnant because their doctors told them to.

>>53913238
Wrong thread sir

>>53913113
This. Algorithms should never be part of trading at all. It should be illegal to trade people's money around with an AI. Every trade should be handled personally by a human.

>>53913238

>green
waggods

>>53913349
82 cents channel

>>53913084
add this to the list of anti-semitic demands along with "dual-citizens cannot hold political office", "Foreign entities cannot purchase land.", and "Primary residences are exempt from property taxes."

WHERE IS ZE BAKUR????

*ting ting ting*
Ahem
It's Happening
>>>/pol/>>418224031

>>53913435
link it correctly you fucking tard

Fully retraced after close..
Fuck you Cohen jewlet do something!!!!!!! We’re the best fucking shareholders!

kek securitiessoldbutnotyetpurchasedat fairvaluies

>>53913395
It's almost like you love your country and want her to be strong and free.

Scam

>>53913265
or just do basic fucking bounds checking in your algorithms to avoid getting heemed

>>53913435
here is the happening: >>53910975
soon the streets will be painted with blood, from hradgies making tripple frontflip to faceplant from their panthouses.

I want to see
>>>/pol/418224031

>>53913581
>>53913592
Would the plungies allow this? They are quite formidable.

>>53913624
It's a default on a Euro denominated bond backed by Finnish CMBS assets. The plungies would have to annex Finland to stop it.

>>53913392
Speaking of channels, the chart from 1/10/23 - 03/02/23 (today) looks like a fractal of 05/25/22 - 09/27/22

>>53913462
I refuse

>>53913581
>it's real
Huh. Go figure.
What are the chances that is another nothingburger like credit suisse?

>>53913581

>>53913725
debitsuisse is pretty much already dead, they just haven't had a doctor come around and write up the death certificate yet

>>53913725
Nothing again. Out only chance is DRS, even Cohen not on our side

>>53913624
picrel should answer your question

>>53913778

picrel should answer your question

>>53913842
ok... I'll buy more then

Jesus look at that flat line.

>>53913738
>scorpions can breathe underwater for up to two weeks
LOL, LMAO INDEED

>>53913957
Don't frogs absorb oxygen from the water through their skin?

>>53914006
the scorpions not blowing the frog kisses anon come on

>>53913049
>it was supposedly Citadel shorting the fuck out of them.
is this the place where all the retards gather?

For me it’s the Ryan as a cosmic entity theory
>ceaseless hunger
>ceaseless blood lust
>has a group of fanatical cultists
>will bring destruction to our (financial) world

>>53914006
>>53913738
>>53913957
Can someone explain this to me as if I were a child or a Labrador retriever?

>>53914062
>will bring destruction to their (financial) world

tick tock, hedgies

>>53914087
Frog gives scorpion a ride. Scorpion doesn't like frog. Frog says if scorpion stings it they both drown. Scorpion says lol, lmao and stings it anyway. Frog dies. Scorpion walks along stream floor up and out to the other side, feasts on dead frog when it reaches the shore.
>replace frog with scumfuck market makers and all their hedger buddies, and replace scorpion with diamond dicked holders tired of their incoherent loose-shipped antics threatening national security and the peace and prosperity of all mankind

https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/11g58m6/theres_a_weird_financial_cult_on_reddit_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

WAGMI

>>53913957
>two weeks
That's it, we're in a simulation. This was all planned as a grand comedy and somewhere in mt. olympus God is laughing his fucking ass off.

>>53914195
>75% redemption
SER
SER DO NOT
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEM
DO NOT REDEEM THE UNITS

>>53914189
DD slaves are retarded, who'd have thunk.

I found this autistic guy on Reddit that looks like a chubby DFV.
What are the financial implications of this?

>>53914190
Meanwhile, all the other gay scorpions with soft stingers are on the shore bitching about why their free ride died when they knew damn well they were being punks using the frog to go eat the smaller bugs than themselves. Congratulations, you now understand all of this, and why scumfuck shitters 'democratizing trading" by giving scorpions a ride were why all the bugs were dying. It's only fitting the frog meets the same fate it doomed all the other bugs to. The scorpion isn't noble, he didn't do it out of the kindness of his heart, he just knew there were no more bugs on the other side and only an army of bearfrogs. But now all the other scorpions know they can kill the frogs and eat them, and that they can just walk across the stream holding their breath. And the pest control guy is watching all of this happen laughing his ass off, which is why the smart scorpions will go back across the stream after they eat the bearfrogs and go catch their dinner on their own like they're fucking supposed to - by DCA'ing companies they like to book entry and waiting patiently until it's time to strike.

>>53914189
Goddamn Predditors

LMAO

>>53914087
bark bark woof woof bark bark woof

>>53914346
Wait, Citadel’s new report is out? When did this happen?

>>53914189
They (rather, their employers) will work for those whomstdve they're currently laughing at right now.

>>53914369
Do you live under a rock by any chance

>>53914240
This is correct. It's also extremely funny and I'm not even God, just a scorpion.

>>53914346
God i hate the fucking superstupids

>>53914346
>He thinks it's funny that retards care about Citadel
>He doesn't stop and wonder WHY they care
Do you think he even knows what a synthetic short is?

https://twitter.com/newswire_us/status/1631427130830516225?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

RIP BITCH

>>53914461
A lot of people don't stop to think that the wealthy people sitting atop the world of finance are corrupt, so when they get fed stories of hedgie success from MSM, they just assume it to be true. It's sad that too many average people have bought into the lie that Wall Street is important and deserving of success.

>>53914461
Because it's just a cult of conspiracy theorists silly goose! Why would they look into anything they say when that small play by TPTB is enough to tar the entire thing. Now mix in the fact that it was probably a meltdownie on an alt posting on there while on another alt spreading to to other subs. It makes it very easy to dismiss it as flat earth tier because they deliberately made them look retarded. Oldest trick in the book.

>>53914494
Now do the Assault Weapons Ban (that she authored)
PURE FUCKING POTTERY

>>53914391
Apparently yes, although looking at it again I think those screencaps were of the 2022 report (about FY2021)

>>53914512
I just checked, the person that made that post does indeed have a lot of activity on the meltdownie sub.

>>53914561
That’s a uh oh stinky.

>>53914494
I hope she suffers before the end. As a Califag, nothing would please me more than to know she did not die peacefully.
>verification not required

>>53914578
Don’t worry about suffering, God will handle that part just fine. Ever wonder why all these people are desperately looking for life-extending treatments?

I like this stock

I just wanted a wife, kids and a house. I thought GME would give that to me. I guess I got too greedy bros.

>>53914346
What is "fair value"? Is that the current market price or the price they think it should be?

>lkW68XQg
Fuck off bvttfag

>>53914561
Fact still stands that some people on ss are a stupid and shout crime at everything

>>53914190
Thank you. This helped.

>>53914638
Then do a backflip.

>>53914651

>>53914561
I don't even need to check their post history anymore. You can literally tell from the way they post. I am now looking and yes he is a meltdownie and a fudfag on BBBY. Methinks he might actually be an intern. Looks like he is a londoner and spends his entire day posting on reddit.... hmmm

>r/neoliberal
>r/chess

Man his entire post history is a poster child of dunning kruger

How many baggies have killed themselves in the past 2 years? Kek baggies!

>>53914494
apparently shingles. the vax claimed another

>>53914674
You look at the post history of any meltdownie and you can see that they post there a lot. Like an obscene amount. Way beyond any amount that would just be trolling or having a laugh. It really isn't subtle at all.

Now we know the meltdownies are the ones calling people qanon

>>53914360

>>53914598
Obviously she's going to hell, I just want the satisfaction of knowing that her eternal torment started early.

>>53914733
>>53914733
>>53914733
Threaded.

>>53910349
>>53911603
>>53912776
WAGMI.

Yeah he's totally an intern. Was one of the ones spreading the falling astronaut news article of a totally not hedgie creator plant. His other posts are beyond cringe. Go back 11 months and he is a 100% only comments on gme_meltdown. He's been posting in random other things to karma farm and try and look like he's not a meltdownie

>>53914195
Why am I only just seeing this? Surely that's big news?

>>53914703
Less than hedgies that's for sure,

Literal first year accounting students picked your retarded thesis apart and proved that your regular baggoid doesn't know shit about basic finance. Who would've thought. Enjoy your ride to $1.

So wait, this guy is a "londoner" who worked on Joe Bidens campaign, bought his merch unironically, posts nothing but left wing political stuff for years then suddenly becomes a qanon debunker and his first post in gme_meltdown was a qanon/gme comparison table.

Holy fuck this guy is a legitimate shareblue/ CTR worker.

>>53914799
there is no big news until ken c. g. is in a bloody cloud of mist on a pavement somewhere after he yolts himself face first off a tall building

This guy posting these things days apart. He could not be a more obvious paid for poster if you tried

>>53914856
Chef tried to tell us..

>>53914836
I would take out a mortgage to buy GME at $1

>>53914916
Same