/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don't respect anyone itt.

first for gas the kikes race war now
but also please pump my portfolio jews

>>53909552
BASED

>>53909552
YOU MAY BE HOOKED

>ITS COMING APART... The Economy, World Markets, The Global Financial System. CRITICAL UPDATES.
https://youtu.be/A8wmNbd6dkU

And just like that, SPY will NEVER be below 3945 EVER again!

getting ans hot dog for lunchy

thanks for bake fren!
>>53909552
I agree, anon.

The stock market no longer cares about earnings, rates, or the dollar strength. It's just line goes up against all odds

>>53909559
Actually kekked at the comment

Even though I’m losing money I take solace in the fact Tesla bros are getting heemed

>>53909543
Slurpers must hang

hahah damn i got BBBY'd

Do I fomo into TRKA?

>>53909537

>muh big truck
>muh can't fit in normal sized cars

Holy fuck.. you are so obese you can't fit in a fucking car so you blame the car? Peak American. Fat people are so fucking gross but it's really how fucking stupid and ignorant they are that really let's you know you are dealing with an American

>>53909579
Which leads me to:

>triple witch planning
Any tips anyone? Is it too soon to position?

>>53909579
10 yr yield above 4% again!

>>53909552
...not even me?

>>53909579
>It's just line goes up against all odds
Market got that dog innit, yeah?
>>53909591
Lmao no.

>>53909592
nice gyno you got there

This dude is still posting softcore of himself KEK

This isnt a stock question, but I didnt want to make a new thread and I didnt see a Stupid Questions General, plus the whole board is flooded with crypto bullshit. I recently got a small bit of money, put
>$30,000 into S&P 500
>$10,000 into 1 year treasury bond
>have about $13,000 just sitting in a Merrill Lynch account as liquid cash.
I want to do something low risk with about $8k-$10k of that $13,000. Is something as simple as like a 1-5 year CD worth it? No I am not going to buy bitcoin or precious metals.

>>53909592
You do know that animals get bigger the further north you go? The average Swede could fit 4 of your sisters on his dick and still have room for your mom on his balls as usual.

>>53909592
How is that body so low bodyfat, but still looks like it is developing breast tissue?

>>53909552
Based. This general is so full of morons

>>53909602
ouch!

>>53909595
>10 yr yield above 4% again!
as it should.
it's laughable that it wasn't for so long.

>>53909579
line must go up anon it's in the constitution

Are w posting cats?

>>53909634
yes.

i got /BBBY/'d
still trying to choose between buying up a shitload of touristy-area real estate to turn into short-term rentals with the couple million coming at some point this year and parking it in some high divvy stuff
i could live off the dividends pretty easily, but i want to amass a family fortune so i can be immortal

> he slurped tesla's " dip"

Kek BAGGIES

>>53909615
>How is that body so low bodyfat, but still looks like it is developing breast tissue?
Improper diet and shitty workout routine.
Dude bought into the skelly6pack meme and just cut calories, without proper workouts/protein amounts. Will likely end up using PEDs at some point, like all skelly gym fags.
t. former /fit/ frequenter

>>53909611
What are Tbills right now?
If you don't want to try to track every day, Bills should be a decent return for a bit.
Personally, I'd all in on ZIM and ARLP for the year, but that's my opinion.

>>53909647
LFG

>>53909634
>me after having to wageslave and keep track of the market at the same time the whole day

what is going on with the senate? is the joepedo going to veto the bill to end ESG investing??

>>53909655

Is TradingView for Windows autoupdating itself?

>futures

I hate nvda so much.

>>53909664
Joe has to wait and get his orders from the chink king first so who knows.

>>53909662
Fuckin tablet scrubs.

>>53909664
wtf does Congress have to do with ESG in the first place?
wait, don't tell me. some one in DC decided it would be smart to only buy from ESG ranked corporations, and ESG scores are created by hocus-pocus?

>>53909683
>>53909664
He already said he will.

>>53909591
Na that ship has sailed. I was going to buy at .30 and I didn't, now I hate myself for it

>>53909677
I'd feel bad for her were it not for the fact that she tried to balance a tray of food on top of a fucking trash can.

I’m not a good trader

>>53909648
>i want to amass a family fortune so i can be immortal
sorry the Rothschilds have cornered that market. the most you can hope for is a few dozen libraries and a university.

>>53909685
>wtf does Congress have to do with ESG in the first place?
There are laws stating that retirement accounts have a feduciary responsibility to make customers money. The kikes are trying to rewrite laws so that they don't, so they can steal people's retirement money to acquire more kike power.

>>53909664
No if anything his veto protects ESG investing. it's a retarded bill anyway eventhough ESG is lmao gayfag territory

Why europe is so green?

>>53909677
Legit thought she was gonna have the bright idea of putting all the food back together on the plates and serve it. Woulda kekked harder

>>53909694
still would.

>>53909694
that's a man

>>53909685
The bill the senate overturned didn't make ESG mandatory, but allowed fund manages to consider ESG factors to make investments

>>53909693
>>53909603
Too late. I'm a troikian now. If it goes south I can just blame that fat faggot that makes weekly videos.

you bought puts right anon?

>>53909591
Don't listen to fear panderers. Don't go all in but grab a few just in case it does moon

>>53909709
Crack up boom

>>53909709
nuclear fallout

>>53909717
how the fuck would Congress have any say on what managers can invest in anyway?
the whole thing is fucky.
ESG is shit, sure, but what business is it of Congress if a fund wants to invest based on how many peas the board they're look at eats in any given meal?
It's not Congress's business.

I'd still love to hear some ideas for triple witch.

>>53909704
Okay so if joe says he will veto it, does he seriously expect to win a re-election? Wont this piss off the boomers? Why is this coming out the same time that Trudeau is being investigated for rigging the Canadian election with the Chinese help? Is China flexing before they implode? Nobody is buying that china's manufacturing is increasing 6% without some seriously cooked books.

>>53909741
Baggies joke was better than mine I’m never coming back after this

>>53909749
I guess it's for pension plans, but it's not clear to me either. I'm not super well versed on these things in the US

>>53909759
Elections are "fortified" (read: rigged). Biden will get another term guaranteed.

>>53909677
>tray on a trash can
She got what she deserved

>>53909759
>before they implode?
anon, china went from dirt floor hovels to wool carpets and gold inlay in 30 years.
yes, there's a chance the youth will rebel, but the average chink over the age of 40 is not interested in returning to dirt.

my bobo bet was good. hope we go low as fug

XELA bros it was supposed to be our time

>>53909793
a girl can dream

>pasts

>>53909759
>Is China flexing before they implode?

>>53909796
>he bought the top
kek

>>53909812
>flat circles

nice staircase mumus

Henlo sers. You may be hooked. Good day.

Mumus are you ok? Daijobu?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

who else here /dca/?

>future pasts

Still on a downward trend?

>>53909814
>>53909777
>>53909789
hmmm no wonder kikes are rugging the US.

>>53909847

>>53909846
Bought more HYLD.TO for my TFSA, shit's pretty cash

>>53909814
As long as China continues producing cheap shit that people pay too much for then they’ll be just fine. Totally dependent on foreign investment and tech, but will continue to consume the entire natural world, smoke cheap cigarettes and whine in their guttural monkey language.

>>53909870
>but will continue to consume the entire natural world
That's the crucial part. I for one believe that the global Chinese population should be reduced to below 3 million people.

They really made an Jim Cramer and inverse Cramer ETF lmao LJIM and SJIM

I just bought ENB calls.
Line up! You may now fellate me.

>>53909898
When does it start trading? What are the fees?

>>53909812
What am I watching here?

>>53909724
I still have NFLX puts bought in late Dec, does that count? Some expiring 3/17, the rest 4/17

>>53909846
Gotta admit, I'm getting weary holding JEPI as of late

>>53909917
its very young right now and tradingview has a single source

>>53909925
Insurance company training videos.

>>53909948
Yeah but why did the tiny bottle burst into flames?

>>53909777
Trips confirm

>>53909543
>https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/01/homes/mortgage-applications-march-1

>Applications for a mortgage fell for the third week in a row and now sit at a 28-year low for the second-straight week, according to data released Wednesday

28 Year low and feds not even odone hiking intrest rates. Moomoo bro's I don't feel so good

>>53909935
i don't touch covered call ETFs, JEPI, XYLD, QYLD, etc.

I like to know what my dividend is, and based on past growth rates, what it will likely be in the future. got burned on NUSI and sold for a loss to tax loss harvest/

plus their dividends aren't qualified

I may consider one in the future when I'm solely living off dividends (i.e. take a years worth of divvies and invest into JEPI or QYLD for the high divvy but not care abotu any price loss/appreciation)

>>53909952
it's his portfolio after YOLO on GME at $150 and waiting for the moooooon.
Highly flammable black powder on flash paper + black-powder ash from the fuse hole + jar of black powder = low effort HE mortar.

>>53909973
now post the home inventory numbers and new builds... ill wait. you wont.

>>53909952
>>53909925
my thought is that it's white phosphorous in the bottle
and that he took it out via syringe to fill the cannon, leaving the top open for too long
when exposed to air white phosphorous ignites violently and creates a lot of smoke
it would provide the explosion and smoke for the little cannon while also blowing up violently like this
either that, or nerve gas

>SPY below its 200MA
Well, time to exit the TQQQ position like that meme says. So far I'm down $50. Whatever.
Also 391 and 358 seem like key levels to look out for on the way down

>>53909996
how about you enlighten us, mister mumu

>>53909991
I feel like this post is written by a bot, none of it has coherence.

>>53909543
Though on DISH, /smg/?

>>53909996
I didn't say this would be 2008 style crash. 2008 was a supply flood due to absolute heinous mortgage lending that lead to a foreclosure shock. This is going to be a Demand side crash do to skyhigh interest rates.

>>53910001
you can see the trail the burning powder grains took as they arced perfectly into the funnel.

>>53909935
but it was supposed to be free money, wasn't it?
the unknown counterparty of the mysterious ETN's with undisclosed specifications was so hell bent on parting with their funds no matter the market conditions for so long! what made them change their minds all of a sudden? is this even allowed?

>>53910035
>This is going to be a Demand side crash do to skyhigh interest rates.
Homes are sitting longer on the market. All it needs is a nudge and inventory will hit the market

>>53910063
Lmfao you really believe this

>>53909917
Not sure if fees but they went up today. SJIM is already up haha

>>53910045
cool it

ZIM bros, I don't feel so good...

>>53910045
Who could've possibly guessed what would happen to JEPI?
Absolutely no one saw this coming.

>>53910024
this is the perfect spot for a greedy long tho

INTC

>>53910092
there's a reason the dumb bitch in the back is in the back.

Im about to start doing my taxes. Watch the markets for me anons.

>>53909694
Tfw no clumsy gf

>>53910092
this video, take it down. delete this.
it's making me itch itch itch... fuck you anon, I want a skeezer gf, a 24 pack of PRB, and a handful of rubbers.... Her toyota or mine, I don't care....

Friendly reminder that JNJ is oversold with an RSI of 20

one of two companies with AAA credit rating.

>>53909814
>Last one is from 2017
This time it is different

Anyone want to tell me why reddit loves QQQ so damn much? I just don't get it if you wanted to invest in an index why limit yourself to 100 companies with an emphasis on Tech when you could own America and the world with weighting based on market cap? Why not just buy VOO? VTI? or VT?

>>53909696
not yet just keep depositing

>>53910150
because it outperformed in the past and most people are retarded

>>53910150
But tech is the future anon!

>>53910089
>Who could've possibly guessed what would happen to JEPI?
>Absolutely no one saw this coming.
/smg/ certainly didn't for the most part.
every critical question was met with ridicule.
>it's just covered calls, bro
>it's just etn's, bro
>you're a retard for asking for the specifications of these etn's

>>53910150
i think because invesco televises qqq ads.

>>53910150
get me out of tqqq position hahahahahaha

>>53910179
This is more lewd than hardcore porn

>>53910001
midwit detected

QRD on JEPI? Did something happen to the ETN with the unsustainable dividend yield?

>>53910150
>Why not just buy r*ddit? leddit? or chuddit?
you fit right in the qqq crowd

>>53910150
Reddit tried ARKK and got burned. Reddit tried KWEB and got burned. Now they think QQQ is ARKK/KWEB but "safer"!!

>>53910229
what do you mean that the ETN counterparty is no longer willing to part with their funds each and every month no matter the market condition???

What is she buying right now?

>>53910179
for the virgincels ITT, these are what are known as 'fuck me eyes'

>Pleasantly dreaming while in a deep sleep
>Dreamt that I was cast in a movie as a pretty large role
>oh boy the way John, your co-star will be Natalie Portman
>cannot contain my excitement as she's my jewfu
>film the movie and get to know each other well
>hear her talking with another actress about how she always dates average looking dudes
>holy shit I have a chance
>we finish filming the movie and it ends up getting skewered by the critics. It's a complete flop
>we're all sad
>Natalie tells me I should come over and spend time with her
>I wouldn't miss it fo-
>wake up
>overslept so my FNKO puts only made $10
Fuck this gay earth, wish I could have stayed in dream land forever.

>>53910264
plan b

>>53910223
anon, cows do that when I get near the fence, and I'm not wearing a wedding dress.
she's better at sales than most 5th avenue fashion shops, I'll say that.
but she's standing in front of an electrified fence.

>>53910277
Implying her old ass has any eggs left

>>53910265
indeed

>>53910179
>sitting while a woman has to stand

>>53910267
>wish I could have stayed in dream land forever.
with just 1 low dose of fentanyl, you can

>>53910264
>gibs free food
If you’re wined and dined on date #1, you’re ngmi

>>53910247
Source on JEPI's ETN issues?

>>53910290

poofter permavirgin detected

>buy stock, it tanks right after, then oops after I sell
>Not buy stock because I don't want to get burned, it pops
How the fuck become better I'm tired of this I haven't made any real trades in months because of this. If TA is really a meme then what's your thought process into picking decent stocks to trade. not just DCA and hold till I die I want to make money I can actually use when needed who knows if I'll even make it to retirement age

>>53910278

>>53910267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

>>53910288
I haven't had a woman look at me like that in 13 years. I sometimes forget what it feels like to be a normalfag again. Every once in awhile I get acid flashbacks of what it was like to have a girlfriend and go out to enjoy normal things. Nothing but a fading memory now.

>>53910264
Daddy issues

>>53910322
It was fun while it lasted, but there’s more to life

Imagine the unwind. They’re all waiting for the close under the 200

>>53910318
wholesome

I had a chance to short SNOW. GOSH DARNET.

If you’re on the list you’re officially

>retail dumb money

>>53910264
Rogaine

>>53910322
memories are cheap, woman not so much

>>53910318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

Imagine being a bear. Like, a literal bear.

>>53910321
I was 12 years old when this song dropped. Always liked it.
>>53910347
There is supposed to be more to life your correct. You're supposed to get married and have kids. I did neither of those things so there is nothing left for me to do with my life except shit post on a color by numbers enthusiasts forum with you autists.

>>53910247
It is quite literally outperforming the s and p with its distributions and barely underperforming without them. What crack are you guys on?

>>53910378
imagine

>>53910366
who the fuck would buy anything in this gay market. Least today is a real dip

>>53910366
TSLA is one of the most liquid and highly traded stocks, perfect for swinging. That said, it's still a single security and is prone to manipulation. Something like XAU/GBP or something is far less likely to get manipulated. Can't wait to see it crash

>>53910378
They look like they have fun, I envy them
>>53910377
Absolute timeless banger

>>53910377
Will music EVER be as kino as the turn of the millennium?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

BOIL Bros ... It's Boiling away

>>53910366
lmaoing at the retards ITT that bought TSLA calls yesterday because of muh scam day speech.

>>53910378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

>>53910352
you saying people are risk on rn?

>>53910396
FUCK, someone already posted it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

>>53910035
Demand will only rise with falling house prices so that will just keep prices up…
Everyone is desperate to buy but can’t afford the houses now. Not many more houses aren't being built cause building supplies are expensive as fuck and labor is expensive as fuck.
No one is buying.
I honestly don’t understand anyone thesis on houses dropping in value. For them to drop in value would take some SERIOUS shit that makes no sense. USD gonna lose half its value? Shitload of houses going to drop on the market magically?
Everyone stops paying their mortgage after their house equity doubled and USD is cheap as fuck now?
Also its funny you think the housing market has anything to do with normal people. Like the stock market they are the teeny tiny minority of the house sales. Sure people gotta live in them but corporations have been buying them all up since the 90s. No one even knows exactly how much the market is owned by them and not individuals. They changed the reporting laws

>>53910092
Imagine being their dealer when they run out of money. 1 on each ball and the other sucking my asshole should be worth at least a $20 bag

IS DEXTER ILL TODAY?

>>53909543
test

>>53910397
we need to pressure these oil companies to go into alternative fuels so that they become energy companies instead of oil companies.

>>53910176
>every critical question was met with ridicule.
The most effective way to prove a point is to call the other side a bunch of retards.

>>53910366
i bought some AMZN, GOOGL and META on monday. gonna hold for 5-10 years

not sure that's dumb money but ok i guess i'm dumb (actually retarded)

>>53910384
It’s pretty great desu.

>>war in EU
>>2 digit inflation
>>freezing to death
>open short positions
>>outperforms US in 2022
>>ATH in 2023
>tfw still waiting for 6 gorillion dead Europeans
>tfw still holding short positions
the market works in mysterious ways huh?

>>53910414
>have fun day at school
>this song plays on the bus on the way back home
>day goes from good to great in seconds
I want to go back bros

There are >investors in this general who are actually net long the market right now
>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOYnv59Bi8

>>53910231
Whoops didn't see you there buddy. Sorry for the late reply I missed my mid day sip.

>>53910223
This is ethereal with sound..
Jonna Jinton i think is her name?
She's dreamy

>>53910454
There is no going back. A meteor hit the earth years ago. We're all actually dead and living in hell. It's the only way I can make sense of this timeline.

>>53910454
Do it for the 90s jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beINamVRGy4

>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
>ATTENTION REDDIT
SILVERGATE $SI IS GOING BANKRUPT
SHORT INTEREST 9001% COST TO BORROW 90001% BUY HODL DRS YOUR SHARES

>>53910489
If we're truly in hell, then nothing matters and we should have a little fun here and there

the most nostalgic track for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k5NnfSmfyA

>>53910499
>That close to the tank
>Holds the goddamn lighter in his hand the whole time
I assume if he burns down your house it's no refunds?

>>53910454
This was the song I always remember playing on the bus when we were going home

https://youtu.be/SqdWTeXWvOg

Faggots, are we swing trading SI from here?

>>53910499
What's going on in that video? Checked btw

>>53910499
>Look at Friday's expiries
>8000 volume, 0 OI
lol, lmao even

i just went all in on some faggot's delight SPY puts.

>>53910499
wtf is this crazy jew doing

If you experienced the '90s and you feel anything other than wanting to go back to kill everyone you've got a lot of personal development to do.

SPY will close under the 200 DMA tomorrow

>>53910499
is that rocker's dad?

>>53910267
Sluuuuurp the bean juice!

>>53910533
200 DMA = 100 DMA = 50 DMA
Shit is getting REAL

>>53910531
Damn, you feel it too?

>>53910515
That flesh toned room she's frolicking around in has an organic vibe that makes me think of vagina

>>53910531
>t. never experienced the 90s

>>53910529
Purging homes after Goyim have rented them, to make it safe for God's chosen people to live in again.

NAT GAS will have a pullback and the weak hands will sell for a loss.

>>53910543
Speaking of which, 200 sma leveraged rotation strategy UPRO bros how we feeling right now?

>>53910544
It was all shit but people pretend it wasn't. At least everyone sort of understands that current year is trash.

>>53910267
>sleeps in
>loses out on gains because he'd rather sleep
Lmao imagine having DNA that makes you more likely to sleep in.
t. early bird DNA haver

>>53910543
it's too strong

pop punk bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6eRH3RR5JA

>>53910498
I always listen to this track and this one right after each other so it feels like an extended mix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

>>53909611
SGOV or BIL is liquid and pays better then CDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4

What if God was one of us? What if GOD was in us. What if we are GODS, but we forgot our true hidden divine spark? What if we are on a journey to be free.

>>53910531
The 90's were literally the perfect time to be alive. Common sense ruled and faggots and trannies had to hide in fear. You must be either a faggot or a tranny.

Silvergay anons if you're buying anything above $6 even you are playing yourself. Below $6 you can start playing the bounces

youth group vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2KN06dS7c

>>53910313
>Source on JEPI's ETN issues?
Source on JEPI's ETN specifications?

>>53910600
why $6?

https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY?t=30

here's the decade range

>>53910621
haha donkeylips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40V9_1PMUGM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6T-mGuuDY

>>53909846
>who else here /dca/?

Been DCA into AAPL for over a year now. Total GL is -6%. Just going to keep putting money in for nest 4 - 5 years and cash out when I have enough for a house down payment.

>>53910621
Would you like an awful waffle?

>>53910632
like a shitty third eye blind tribute band

since we're on a roll of posting classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

>>53910642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoHWFT2fBX8

>>53910636
better hope they release a car or something

>>53910650
that entire album was fantastic

>>53910650
fuck yeah. thought i was so edgy listening to this on a cassette taped off the radio when i was 11

For the second time in two weeks, a codenigger has come into a discord I am in and posted that they are looking for a job, only to be turned down by the mod. Code niggers explain yourselves. Are they layoffs really that bad?

I am financially bored.

>>53910531
You mean kill everyone because they let what we had get taken away?

>>53909996
>massive total supply
>low circulating supply
>15 year low volume scam pump
>"This is bullish"

THESE OIL COMPANIES ARE GOING TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR DESTROYING THE PLANET. IF THEY ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DRILL AND PRODUCE CHEMICALS THAT ARE KILLING OUR PLANET WE WILL DEMAND CLIMATE CHANGE REPARATIONS!

>>53910685
No, the opposite.

this song's not that good, but i just remember jerking it to SMG whenever it came on MTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxS4lqppZ6Y

>>53910685
9/11 is when the Jews finally made their move and decided that they didn't have to pretend to hide their intentions anymore. The United States died on 9/11 and go this day a majority of the population still believes the narrative that was fed to them from the beginning.

>>53910695
sign me up

>>53910415
PIC RELATED IS YOU, YOU DELUSIONAL RETARD

>green numbers
What is happening to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MAHQhKe7Q
>COULD YOU TAKE MY PICTURE
>COS IIIIII WON'T REMEEEEEEEMMMMBER

You Zillenials disgust me with your shitty music tastes by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l435Y12jw4o

I've waited 2 weeks

then I waited another 2 weeks

finally, after 2 more weeks

there is no crash

where is the crash sirs?

>>53910695
Baggot listen, I normally have the stomach for your greasy kike antics but not today so cool it. I literally had my jewfu at my fingertips and this gay earth ripped it away from me.

>>53910701
based SMG coomer

Do I sell my SOXL to rebuy later?

>>53910712
>IMPLYING THE JEWS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11
THIS IS WHAT THE RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE RETARD.

>>53910415
Buddy you are bad at math, rising interest rates result in more expensive home for the buyer, doubling the interest rate more then doubles the expense of the home for the average mortgage, so to compensate the same person with the same income is going to half to buy a home half as expensive as a year ago.

>>53910756
Gonna be hard to buy it back after it gets delisted

>>53910092
I wish the 90s never ended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

>>53910747
we have this crab shit until next CPI print in 2 (two) more weeks

>>53910001
Its obviously Plutonium

>>53910759
See
>>53910750

Finance is the best fucking industry lmao

>yeah kid, here’s a couple ten billion dollars worth of options these two dudes decided to trade, you’re going to be the sole person in charge of making sure these all settle and execute fine, have fun

>>53910701
Kino.

>>53910076
you think boomers are going to hold on to second and third homes during a recession?

>>53910766
>I wish the 90s never ended.
As do we all, fuck the globalhomo and this gay earth

>>53910766
>Literally the third time this song gets posted ITT
They stole our sunshine, bros.

what stock do I buy for Womens History month?

>>53910775
NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO MY PEOPLE FOR YOUR FALSE CLAIM THAT THE JEWS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11

>>53910811
CUNT

sun's going down, you're slamming a 6 pack of squeez-its and shooting hoops with the boys. life's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y

>>53910396
Damn I didn't catch up on the thread so I doubled that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXKg0sNTKXE

>>53910692
i see a lot of crypto and $100+ stocks but no smaller less known stocks here. nothing of value for smaller portfolios really with the occasional gem

>>53910812
IM NOT APOLOGIZING FOR ANYTHING YOU DIRTY JEW UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR SHITTING UP THIS GENERAL FOR 7 YEARS!!!!

>>53910655
>better hope they release a car or something
I'm praying kek. Apple cultists will spend all their remaining dollars on it

>>53910821
Wrong Boom Boom Boom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQWVg_FT1yM
>what do i have to say
>to get inside, girl?

>>53910807
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMwMCOH90w

Recession canceled, TSLA slurpers are pulling us up.

How has TSLA not rebounded yet? You're telling me no one slurped the dip when the RSI was in the teens?

this shit broke my winamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g

>>53910499
You're shitposting but I am sure there will be a new leddit general on here to fight le heckin hedgies.
I can't miss another chance for a reddit-powered sqooze like BBBY.
Obviously this is going to get killed, but I'm counting on the contrarian faggots to slurp le dip and keep pumping this one. The market is irrational and I'm going to join the irrational ones.

>>53910885
I always thought The Offspring nicely captured the turn of the millennium mindset.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVirrNiNwl8

>>53910836
NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU ARE BEING USED BY RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TO PROMOTE THEORIES THAT ARE POISED TO FORM THE BASIS OF A NEW ANTI-SEMITIC CANARD THAT WILL LINGER FOR DECADES AND BE USED TO DEMONIZE JEWS AND ISRAEL. ANTI-SEMITES ARE BLAMING JEWS FOR THE WORST TERRORIST ACT COMMITTED AND FOR ITS CONSEQUENCES, SUCH AS MILITARY CONFLICTS. ALLEGATIONS OF JEWISH CULPABILITY IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS MAY EVEN BE USED AS JUSTIFICATION FOR FUTURE ACTS OF ANTI-SEMITIC VIOLENCE.

>>53910670
I work a McWagie job and I'm trying to code my own system that does TA/quant shit hacked together from Yahoo Finance shit

>>53910895
did you download it off of kazaa

>>53910907
Jews did 9/11

Shemitah niggas, how we feelin?

>dollar +0.67%
>10yr 4.077%
it's over.

>>53910915
yes that's where i got my ideepthroat clips too

>>53910920
Just waiting

With ________ you lose.

>VIX over 20
>S&P trades in a ten point range all day

Absolutely Jewish.

>>53910893
Elon didn't mention AI enough. So slurpers are slurping nvidia at a p/e ratio of 133 because that ching Chong ceo said AI a lot more

>>53910900
Lots of feels on that album.

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>>53910674
same. nothing cool is gonna happen till jpow speaks again

>>53910952
it really is a close race between who sucks more chink dick between M*nger and that fuckboi faggot Dalio

>>53910907
BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN A JEW. MOSES WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOUR MARRED VISAGE SINCE YOUR MOTHERS ARE 50% OR MORE EUROPEAN!
YOU HAVEN'T PROPERLY KEPT A HOLY DAY IN 1950 YEARS, AND YOU'RE STILL UNABLE TO SEE THAT THE DAMNED RABBI IS A CONFIDENCE MAN.

WMT, because when you absolutely need everything as cheap as possible...

>>53910915
>kazaa
that's how I learned that a movie can't possibly be just a few MB and burning this .exe file on a cd wasn't the right choice

>>53910947
It was quite the mindfuck when I realized Rage Against the Machine was, in fact, FOR the machine and Green Day was prepackaged rebellion.

>>53909579
>It's just line goes up against all odds
That is not what's happening here. This is heel dragging and shuffling. Trend is down and down it continues to go. Just not the elevator style this time. Or not yet anyway.

>>53910987
FUCK YOU DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU

>yields approaching multi-decade highs
>shitcos still have sky high valuations
>everything overvalued by every metric
>market crabbing

We should be making new lows

>>53910987
Green day were just sell outs. They got tired of being an underground band that made no money. So they just made shitty music instead for the trade of getting rich. RATM are just communists, always have been.

>>53911000
You will enjoy crabbing for months only to have a week long capitulation event only ended by government intervention

>>53911000
people are riding the fence because they really don't know the way the markets going to go, fed has complete control of it right now.

>>53911000
not until next cpi

>>53911000
FTX was just a taste of things to come to all these high market cap Silicon Valley scam Tech companies. These things only exist because of the cheap, easy liquidity from the last 10 years of Quantitative Easing. A 10 year experimental diversion from the mean of Warren Buffet-tier Boomer value companies that dominated the markets from the decades prior. The market is going to through a huge paradigm shift, and not in the way redditors hoped for, as we retrace back to prioritizing "boring" value companies.

I will bake :\

>>53910024
>bars
>white only
I like your style, lad.

>>53911006
Oh, next you'll be telling me Phish was a honeypot.

>>53910987

>>53911014
We do know though, the markets have been literally downtrending for nearly two weeks now. It just makes its decisive moves during the after hours while were all asleep, then the retards wake up in the morning and "buy the dip", rinse repeat.

>>53911048
Bitches don't know about Sid Vicious.

New
>>53911053
>>53911053
>>53911053

>>53911059
good bake anon

>>53911052
i saw the sid and nancy movie which was enough