/biz/ - Business & Finance

CRM bros it is our time

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

first for BOIL

Stop early baking you niggers.

Nice OP

Lads, I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about “industrial renaissance” and “made in America” shit. What’s the best stocks to hold to profit off of this? Ideally ones with high dividends.

>>53908218
stop posting this bitch

>>53908218
stop posting mutts

>>53908217
failed

>>53908232
the longer the war in ukraine goes on, the worse off globalist chinks are, so yeah it's likely and worth keeping an eye on

First for another down, "Again"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gmGYhr-7k

I am getting beyond unheemed, I am getting, dare I say it, supergreen

My bread tastes good

>>53908236
Stop posting in general you abhorrent kike.

Uhh troika sisters, I wet myself a little.

Where are my Index and Divvy Kings at?

TSLA $200 calls for Friday closed at $8 yesterday
curious to see how much they'll be $15 OTM
might have to sluuuuuuuurp some cheapies
i just can't bring myself to buy puts on TSLA
have gotten burned in the past trying to do that
the meme power of this stonk is irrefutable

>>53908260
>dividends chad
Based and comfy pilled

>>53908256
stop

>>53908226
This chart is being posted on every dip for the past 20 years. When will bobos learn? I have a theory they don't learn because every single one of them ends up an hero and chart is actually reposted by newcommers. Would also explain why bobos usually post 4 digits accounts.

>>53908260
Line go down so uh getting heemed at the moment cornpop

XELA CHADS

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the fuck was that?!

>>53908277
Make me.
>WTFWT

Look extremely crabbish

AQB Marines ...

I saw every single sign that today would be alright and I still got calls.
Not knowing what was going to happen I should've sat it out and waited.
It'll be quiet today.

WTFWT

Dem bonds looking good right now. Actually going to be able to get some fixed income profit now.

just got here
i’m sitting on a conservative portfolio of 100% LUKOY so i can’t lose a penny today but it looks like the rest of you are getting fucked, and not in a good way, qwack
what happened?

XELA bros OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

INTC bhais...

>>53908326
Ah, come on, enjoy the funposting. It's a dead market and you're gonna miss the quiet in Q3.

Kek, DAX is stuck. Dumped enough for today and US doesn't want to dump further, even with DOW dropping slightly.

>>53908202
PE ratio of 700, valuations well over 100 billion dollars
This is what you call a zombie company I dont care if they had a relatively good quarter

>BOIL

It has been green every single day for two weeks. I've shilled it every single day for two weeks. Every single day a bunch of faggots tell me I am wrong.

You never listen

Jesus Christ TSLA

I there is a bull rally Im selling it all
Buying Vici, Google again, railroads, ASML or TSMC, MSFT, VISA or MasterCard or whatever I find, high yield growth dividend ETFs, SP500 ETF
And the stocks will be on IBKR and I will sell covered calls on everything at the price it should not reach that fast to get a bit more money

Im too stupid for this

>>53908338
>INTC
kek im not touching that until $15 and or they cancel the divy.

Reminder that /smg/ started to fud nat gas at $2.2 and sold boil at $4.5 after holding it all the way down

look at these dip slurpers in TSLA

KR weeb anon where are you? this shit is nuts?

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>53908370
Dick slurpers?

>>53908358
Low-beta shitcoin chart.

>Events in China, not Russia, drove oil prices this past year, and now that Chinese manufacturing activity is on the upswing, the next 12-18 months are likely to see another spike in oil prices, says Goldman Sachs.

>That could mean crude oil targeting prices above $100 per barrel in the fourth quarter of this year.

>>53908364
>all of /smg/ is one person
Lmao a lot of us have been shilling BOIL, since the bottom on nat gas. you're not some sage, you're just LITERALLY following us.
It's going back to ~$4.50, so we all still have a lot of time.

I nominate KR as a new smg staple

>>53908386
Goldman says OIL Q4 2023 above 100$ AGAIN after being wrong in 2022 already. They'll be wrong AGAIN. Oil will stay at 70-80, max 90, min. 60.

uh oh, stinky

>>53908409
Yeah I think its hit a stable point in actuality. Id like to see $100 again just for giggles but I dont think it will happen. But ultimately 70-90 is perfect for the operators. They will rake in massive profits here.

>>53908386
>goldman sachs

Schwab CD 5.25%

What is the plural of heemed?

How long until hostile hedge funds invade TSLA because of Elon’s negligence

BUDDY THE YIELDS

Credit Suisse bros...

is it too greedy to expect 388 on spy? I think that would be the ultimate knife catch for the next few weeks

>>53908427
Why would there be a plural for a verb

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

>>53908427
these are the people you take financial advice from

Uh oh all my stocks are red

The fixed the 0DTE glitch. Now the moves all happen in AH and we trade in a five point range all day in cash market.

>>53908454
Based /sp/ enjoyer.

>>53908454
G_D SAVE THE BURGER KING!

>>53908438
Honestly thinking 390 at most. The Tesla dip is going to be fully slurped eventually

DEATH TO ALL SLURPERS

The biggest components of spy are getting absolutely demolished, yesterday's double bottom was demolished, yet spy won't die
These niggers... These kike ass niggers

>>53908433
About to slurp on some 6M t-bills via non-competitive bids in the current auction. Wish me luck.

>>53908386
Wow it's a rerun of "jews say oil is going to $200/barrel"

You are fighting the administration. They said $70 oil and its gonna be $70 oil if they have to send more underage children to the Saudis for them to shit on to get it done

>>53908420
Yeah, that's realistic. Below 70-60 only if recession/heavy recession.

>>53908483

>>53908278
either bait or actually retarded

>>53908387
> Shilling BOIL at the bottom

Kek no , you were shilling BOIL at $50 like the losers you are back in november. Dont act like you timed the bottom baggie

>it’s a NASDAQ gets obliterated so the Big Boys move into the DOW day

Jesus, they just fucking refuse to buy bonds. Maybe the Big Boys will start when the terminal rate is up to 6%

>>53908355
WHY IS IT DUMPING AHHHHHHHH I BOUGHT THE TOP AHHHHH

>>53908278
You could have listened to DAN and made some money, but you're a retarded fuckface no good loser. Eat shit and get left by your wife, faggot.

>>53908471
I was hoping to catch a nasty wick when all those shorters cover or get btfo for being greedy. I must wage so I put in an order and hope. I think 410 is possible by april7th

keep going down FNGU

>>53908515
>g refuse to buy bonds. Maybe the Big Boys will start when the terminal rate is up to 6%
>2 year at highest yields since 07

>>53908521
> Baggie is bearish
yep we end the day green

core below 5
Powell is probably not even throwing 25 bepis this time

>tfw I have to fly on an airplane today and cant just sit at home staring at charts

SHORT
>WING
>FSLR
>PANW
>AXON

LONG
>SQQQ
>BOIL

>>53908506
I remember those retards buying the top of oil and natural gas last year.. that's why I shilled kold and drip all of last year while the "oil princesses" (including Rocker) got their shit pushed in. I started shilling BOIL around $8 but I straight up told people to average in and sell puts on it. It's was realllllyyyy fucking Jewish that the exact bottom was like 1.999999

Markets are healing

>20 mins into opening
>XELA is 250 milllion volume

>GEVO
>SENS
>ARKF
>SOXL
Which of my heavy bags should I average down on?

>>53908506
>just potatoes
>free handshake
>meal for under $1.50
>no tipping, ever

What a time to be alive

Quite the Lynchean market we got here

>>53908506
>mad because others were also correct
Lmao did an anon fuck your mom, or something? If not, I'll do it. I'll take one for the team.
>>53908521
>baggot being a jew
You're just using DAN as a scapegoat for your lies. Market bottomed in October, suck it (it's uncircumcised)

why the fuck did pbr did not bump on divy and good earnings

>>53908573
remember what they took from you

i just woke up wtf is this

>>53908580
Because it’s a trash company and the stock is going to zero.

>>53908564
still not below 3900. is 3900 that greedy, it doesnt feel like greedy

>why yes I use hidden orders so the algos cant jump in front of me, how did you know?

>>53908580
fundies don't mean shit anymore, it's all following meme indexes

>>53908580
Market is forward looking. Maybe it's pricing something in.

>>53908600
based, i also specifically state order route to ensure finra niggers don't get orders filled

>>53908542
Maybe the expect it even higher, so why buy in early?

>>53908605
How can markets be forward looking when mirrors aren't real?

>>53908533
Scoops had like 80,000 worth of FNGU and its already done a 10-1 reverse split and will probably end up just straight up delisting this year. An idiot and his money are easily parted or whatever... you niggers gotta buy 2x instead of 3x if you are gonna DCA and hodl during fucking QT.. same with you SOXL clowns.. if there is a hard landing it's going to delist.. FNGU is even worse though because of the chink trash in it

>>53908593
Expect a green crab since today is going to be a slurp day

>>53908580
Clown World rules apply on this server and you can't log out

>>53908623
Markets have been replaced with magnets produced by Tesla long time ago. Are you living under a rock?

>>53908627
scoops dumped FNGU after he had literally bought the bottom of it in march 2020, i swear some of you are just shit for brains

What is the final solution to this market problem?

>>53908644
I meant mirrors*

What is a good price to slurp a lil TSLA?

>>53908644
>magnets

>>53908663
$165

>>53908654
index and algo banning

>>53908654
Load up on 0DTE calls

Closed a position at 8 dollar, could have been 200 If I had held for 5 more minutes.

>>53908667
im not that patient dough

>>53908671
8 dollar profit*
sorry for being retarded.

>>53908678
then buy it now

>>53908646
>Scoops timed it well

Nigger the last screenshit he posted he was down like 87% /over $200,000. He literally was selling bags for a loss to buy leveraged bags that lost money. Stop sucking that retards cock

>>53908552
I remember you , you were shilling kold at 12$ . Hope you made it . Its funny how /smg/ starts to act like they shorted the top and went long at the bottom. I just checked /biz/ archive and these losers were all in eqnr and leveraged to the tits on nat gas

>>53908654
I think we all know what the final solution is

HOOD looking cheap with SI failure.

>>53908633
Fucking nvidia won't fucking diem. A plague upon anyone holding that cursed stock

TRKA shill I thank you, where do we sell tho

>>53908619
They probably do. If fed wants 5.5%ish then thats the low end for the 2 year basically. Everything with longer duration should ideally add a premium to it. Wouldnt surprise me if 30 yr is at 6% at that point. Thats assuming the fed stops raising rates, which I kinda doubt.

troika boys ww@

>>53908689
Do british roses really look like THAT?

Woop woop
200dma breached on S&P

would it be retarded to invest only in TSMC's major suppliers? Companies like ASML and AMAT are unironically too important to fail and now that TSMC and Intel are building new fabs in USA/Europe they'll need even more materials and equipment. Or am i wrong?

Hard to believe there are people here, in this general, shorting wingstop. Real human beings, too.
The next McDonalds, the next Starbucks, right in your sights yet you choose to short this miraculous innovative fast food service provider.

>>53908654
shorting all companies with a P/E greater than 35

lmao bobo kys

>>53908580
you shouldnt own 3rd world state companies managed by corrupt leftist govs

new management probably will
- cancel refining assets sales
- change fuels prices policy (indirect subsidy)
- fund renewable energy projects (lower IRR)

this will increase capex and lower earnings

forget about divs the next 4-5 years

Genuine question. What credit card should I get with the most minimum fees? Or should I just switch to a Credit Union?

>>53908702
You're halfway through average volume 30 minutes into the day.

>>53908580
Lula

>>53908692
ok schizo pajeet, you are getting all your shit confused as usual. Most of us know what we are doing here so we don't need you coddling us with your shitty thoughts. You can't even remember the most basic shit. Also I am wanting FNGU to go down for my own reasons so I don't even know why you are sperging on about.
Don't @ me

>>53908694
Well I quit my job and I'm neeting atm. I didn't "make it" but I made like 25-30k between kold and drip and did well with YANG and some other random plays. Gonna start looking for work soon though probably unless BOIL rips face back to 20 then I'll probably just keep neeting

Low volume fake ass pump

>>53908725
look into the benefits of each card nigger, fees are fine if you get a shit ton of points for discounts on things like travel or consoooomerism

>>53908355
Shut up Oden

>>53908654
Banning people who post with a pseudonym on an anonymous image board.

>>53908725
I like credit unions, if you shop at costco cause you like bulk and being able to buy cheap gas, their card has some nice return rates across the board. HOOD actually has a really nice plan, if you go with HOOD Gold for $5 they'll sweep cash at 4.15%, and you can transfer back and forth between a Debit and the trade account.

Rocker, I'm gunna buy you a hand job you fat degenerate, jolly bastard.

>>53908746
But I don’t travel at all or consume a lot of stuff. I just want to build credit and that’s it.

This is the stock market:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YpZjMSBl7GQ

>>53908580
>owning companies in 3rd world commie countries

bruh.......

oncosec bros we are fucking winning

>>53908281
>caring about day to day movements
>not flip flopping between a Bear or a Bull just for the fun of making fun of the Day Trading losers of the day
>not investing into fear

>>53908767
Thank you anon. Yeah I do like it buy in bulk so Costco is right up my alley.

>>53908725
>most fees
You mean least right?

Capital one quicksilver is zero fees 1.5% on everything, their savor is zero fees 3% on food and random shit

Chase is solid too pretty similar.. you can get zero fees and like a $100 Amazon gift card/1.5%

I unno best ones I've found. I use them for every transaction and keep balance at zero

>>53908783
then don't go for the ones that offer travel and consoomerism benefits

>>53908793
Profoundly based.

>>53908717
Outback Steakhouse makes better wings

>>53908787
>>53908724
I am a 3rd worlder too, every westoid company costs like six gorrilion dollars per share, only 3rd world companies have affordable share prices

>>53908744
I’ll take it, my 0DTE calls are still up 40% in the last half hour.

I sold early. AAAAAAAAAA

>>53908812
outstanding dd, shorting more WING now

This is both the fakest and gayest ass market I have ever seen.

>>53908506
What is a potato shake?

>>53908577
Don't reverse the roles baggie , I was fucking your mother all January while you and the boil sisters were literally crying .

>>53908793
this
I sincerely believe a lot of posters in here actually have a comfy portfolio and just like to animal-shitpost

>>53908386
>chinese manufacturing in an upswing

highly doubt their manufacturing is up. if it is, it is very temporary.

>>53908836
mashed potatoes in a cup with a straw

>>53908812
and McDonalds doesn't make the best burger. What's your point?
It's all goyslop anyway

>>53908770
ya think they will settle soon?
I need the bump man
Down heavy on it

>>53908714
Bunch of these are actually healthy and profitable. But overpriced, Japs look shitty a bit

>>53908841
How hard is Dalio jerking himself off with Chinese data being better than US data guys is probably walking around with a 24/7 hard on

>>53908840
Literally me

>>53908841
"up" will just mean back to similar levels pre pandemic now they've eased their wuhan flu insanity

if SOXS doesnt go back to 23.50 today I am literally RUINED

>>53908837
Based, she might've needed it.
>>53908851
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/bankruptcy-law/3m-earplug-unit-should-be-tossed-out-of-bankruptcy-doj-argues

I will never financially recover from this unless COIN crashes to 49.5 by Friday close.

Is this bullish or bearish for Victoria?

>>53908867
nice pic kek.

>>53908841
The Up is probably just reopening after their lockdowns. Doubt it reachs pre covid levels again.

>>53908881
based

>>53908881
quit being a degen option gambler

>>53908856
>>53908841

Chinks are doing some Jewish exit pump. Congress it's talking about fucking delisting Chinese stocks and they are blaming the chinks for covid lab leak/declassified documents on the covid investigation. Belarus and Russia are meeting I China with pooh bear. Apple is trying to move production to India.

All of this is ultra fucking bearish for Chinese stocks and yet yang is down like 20% this week... it's an exit pump and ill be back in YANG soon.. maybe today..

SHILL ME GOOD STONKS NIGGGGGERRRS !!!!

>>53908898
I don't have the time, inclination, or capital to get meaningful returns from 5% compounded per year until my balls are wrinkly.

>>53908908
chinks are the world's leading globalists so them playing both sides makes sense, but the ukraine situation is definitely making the west slowly come to their senses over just how much control they've been handing over to chinks

>>53908912
I already told you to short AXON and FSLR

>>53908912
SQQQ

>>53908912
KR

>>53908912
Gender reassignment clinics, just don't forget to tip them with your foreskin.

>>53908920
You should leave the market you will lose 100% of your capital

>>53908912
XELA is up 40% today, you should probably go all in

im finally gonna do it bros. im getting a prescription for adderall. im gonna make it.

>>53908922
Chinks aren't playing both sides though. They clearly value Russia over America and the covid shit was straight up get your fucking country invaded tier fuckery if they weren't a world power. Anyone investing in Chinese stocks right now is a fucking retard.

>>53908940
Are you a zoomer?

>>53908920
if your balls aren't wrinkly yet then you have plenty time

>>53908840
The only stock I own is Bayhorse, my portfolio is all cash otherwise so I can swing 0DTE options. It’s not comfy, it’s edge of your seat leveragemaxx coked up high energy trading. Loads of money.

>>53908955
no im a millennial with concentration problems. maybe I should go to a camp. A concentration camp?

>>53908867
fuckin kek, when opened as well as thumbnail looking like pinocchio version

>>53908880
>A Florida federal judge has already ruled that 3M has full potential liability for hearing loss claims, and US Bankruptcy Judge Jeffrey J. Graham ruled in August that Aearo’s bankruptcy protections against ongoing litigation don’t extend to 3M. Those rulings are being appealed.
So which one is it for fucks sake?

>>53908912
Check out company called Petrotal, they seem stable and have some potential. I cant buy it on my Scalable Capital cunt platform maybe you will get something out of this info.

>>53908885
>Victoria's Secret Partner with Naomi Osaka

Ew. Bearish

>>53908956
but my balls have been wrinkly since I was a child

>>53908953
>Chinks aren't playing both sides though
they absolutely are, they want to buy up russia more and more much like they want the west to remain reliant on them; china's always pretended to be russia's friend but russia's too stupid to realise they're just getting chink'd

the chink will sell them out

>>53908912
TSLQ
BITI
WEBS
LABD
SOXS
TMV

the gay thoughts are creeping back in. i had a nightmare that demons are trying to turn me gay

AQB kings we green

>>53908908
i'm thinking of something similar. maybe longer term puts on the fxi or mchi. china is going to eat shit due to mismanagement by its own leaders and US aggression

Is UUUU still a thing here?
I'm actually thinking of buying some. Seems good for a new run honestly

>>53908938
Whats the ceiling?

If COIN could drop another 8 USD I promise I will sell.

>>53908993
don't get me wrong
i would
but that is disgusting

Man that dip was sure slurped.

>>53909011
do you even know what this company does?? how can you put a ceiling on something like XELA?

>>53908977
I dunno man the glow nigger news is super against China right now.. between the weird ass spy balloons everyone already memoryholed, covid lab leak confirmed and declassified, apple tired of china's shit, congress really is banning tiktok, congress talking about delisting Chinese stocks, Taiwan tensions and just generally thinking this year will have a hard landing at some point with the rate hikes continuing

I dunno you guys never listen to me anyways but I pulled the trigger just now on some

7/21 $10 call YANG

>>53908991
anon, you're already gay. its your inner monologue telling you to just let the freak flag fly. faggot.

>>53909027
I'm researching it now, I'm just looking at an opportunity. I'm asking your opinion.

>>53908991
You're gay. It's fine.

BOING
BOING

I want an air hockey table. The midground would be a convertible that can do air-hocky and pool. She wants the Brunswick high end, "Gold Crown" like the pool halls use, to turn the room into a retro with stainless pieces.
I'd love to have the dual Airhockey Ping-Pong combo, I think it will keep the kids and Dad busy.
What stock should I buy to finance or give myself a discount?

>>53909021
what the fuck do you mean it's just a salmon and it's cheaper

>>53908991
You should seek out someone who's trained in conversion therapy. They can help you keep the gay away.

>>53909037
the chink has been pushing into the west and spreading globalism for over a decade and you're surprised both citizens and governments are tired of it and realising it's a problem?

naturally citizens notice this shit first while slow as fuck gov agencies lag behind until things are a bit too late

all the west's issues stem from chinks
>green energy lies and global warming (entirely india and china's fault)
>dystopian shit like digital ids and lockdowns
>"walkable" cities
>one world gov (basically china wants to be the one in power here)
>covid 100% being their fault but nobody wanting to admit it
>economies destroyed as a result of chinks lying
for the west to heal, we have to reject china

ye they're rigging the ponzi higher

very big volume. huge uptick in daily trading and price discovery. massive difference from yesterday. SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. MARKET REGIME CHANGE. BULL MARKET COMING. GET LONG. DIA. DIA. DIA. DIA. DOW JONES.

>>53908991

Don't do this >>53909071

You'll be raped over and over by a Texan farmer whilst he whispers in your ear "Ya still gay son? Ugghhhhh yeah."

>>53909094
I'm laughin
I shouldn't be laughin but I'm laughin

>>53909081
nope, we have to reject the jewishly controlled pharmaceutics and the jewishly controlled govs

simple as.
No "muh joos", this is truth.

>>53909102

>>53909081
>>"walkable" cities
You mean normal cities for 99% of the history in most parts of the planet by far?

I had a dream where I was back at uni and was accidentally getting girls killed. Like 5, and they all died by their hand, like I'd accidently leave a chocolate bar that had nuts and they'd steal it from me and die. Another bitch drank my lab hw which was full of chloroform
I may have accidentally pushed one of them off the railing
I felt so guilty after seeing a news article talking about the 'Nutwood nutter' that I decided to turn myself in but the cops only laughed because all my alibis were accounted for
Then I woke up and bought tsla calls.

holy fuck TRKA I'm gunna cuuuuuummmm

>>53909094
>yfw the rug-pull happens.

>>53909113
normal people didn't live in the cities for 99% of human history

>>53909104
nations act to infiltrate and cause disruption to other nations; china relies on globalism and uses money to gain control, to assume otherwise is just stupid
>>53909113
the "walkable cities" meme as of late isn't just copying old european cities and towns where cars were not in mind at the time, it was pushed to promote the idea that people can be pushed more into reliance on gov controlled systems and renting, public transport and small apartment living

as in it's not to make your life easier, it's to remove ownership from citizens and enforce a lifestyle of renting
>no garage or parking spot
>can't own a car
>need to go outside the city? use public transport on our controlled routes!

Fuck I was going to buy TRKA and I fucking didn't. Would have done 100% by now

>>53908993
damn i would love to hear the clap it makes when it walks
>>53909067
kek

>>53909115
I wish I could kill biz mods and jannies like that

>>53909101
>>53908991
Conversion therapy gets a bad rap from leftists who are unwilling to accept the fact that homosexuality is a mental illness. It's not okay to be going through life mentally ill, but there are treatments available if you want to free yourself from the dangers of homosexuality.

>Yfw the Nasdump is the same level it was in September 2020

BOIL bros...

this is by far and away the worst day of the year, completely fucked my momentum indicators

>>53909181
Surprised it's not down more.

>>53909173
>qqq at 289
>was overpriced precovid at 234

So much further down to go

>>53909143
>into reliance on gov controlled systems
This is your brain on idpol. Walking is now a gov controlled system.

Flyover lad here, how many people actually left the NYC metro area for COVID?
I'm trying to figure some likely volume on these, what seem to be cheapies, of NY area, and I'm afraid I should be buying Arkansas Credit Union instead.
How badly did the Italians fuck you up this time?

>>53909185

>>53909185
I also want to just buy a lottery ticket by this point
screw it
Eurojackpot is only 20mil eur right now, maybe I should those 2eur in

>>53909181
>2.3% on a 2x nat gas fund

Nigguh you realize this fund has 30% days right? If you are spooked this shit isn't for you

>>53909193
>Walking is now a gov controlled system.
in soulless cities? yes

>>53909193
It is when I put a gun against your head otherwise. Hope you got nice walking shoes, like momma always said.

>>53909208
tough to beat this level of fuckery.

>>53909211
Don't do it. You'll just lose the 2 bucks and feel even worse

>>53909181
Just bought 5 0DTE options at 7 strike

>>53909217
they have blacks and are scared of them, consider them cool, give them money and women

we have gypsies and they either stay away or get slapped

>Glowwies are suddenly pumping out anti china reports left and right
>Can you give us the source of this new leak?
>No just trust us
I smell bullshit, what did China do to piss off the feds this time?

>>53909094
>
Would be too funny if it dumps in 15 min.

>>53909173
>stock market ran off the cliff but doesn't know it yet wily coyote style
just don't look at 2year yield computer...

>>53909237
Based I bought a 3/3 lottery ticket for $20

nasdaq pushing lower still with dow as expected.

spy is already long long! market looking good! nvda short short! fart gas long long!

dollar yield puyshing 4% making mortgages to go around 7-8% soon! ecb needs to raise rates to 8% range soon to handle inflation
and inevitablwe euro crash! that will crash italy, greece and france economy so brussels need to decide if they want to save the currency or crash few economies :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkc3kMp6qAY

>>53909252
>being pro chink
>ever

>>53909252
Winnie the pooh invited Belarus and Putin to a meeting and now we are rehhhing about it

>>53909217
>It is when I put a gun against your head otherwise
No one is forcing people to give up cars. Its just a pain to have to drive everywhere in the city. Its easier if you can walk everywhere. Its also better for businesses. European cities all block off the town centers to cars and its smart.

>>53909283
>"smart" cars having more and more features that make them centralised and easy to control
>govs banning certain types of cars slowly
>govs pushing for locations that make car ownership increasingly difficult in favour of rental services and public transport which control the routes people can take
there is a massive effort to turn car ownership for cityslicker cucks into an item of luxury

>>53908370
Time to buy now, eh?

>>53909301
Car prices have gone bonkers too

http://specular-effect.com/2023/03/02/financial-collapse-incoming/
_ MORE ___

>>53909301
>you will own nothing and be happy

I don't care if city fags rent a 3,000 studio apartment, never own a car and eat bugs the rest of their life and get taxed for plastic bags. It's not my problem. The sooner the cities revolt against the leftist faggots the better. Hope it accelerates

>>53909301
>you need to pay 60k for a basic car and gas prices to be free, rather than create a city where you can walk anywhere.
K you think you are sticking it to the man but you are just encouraging consumerism.

TSLA shitting the bed fucked up my whole week. Goddammit. I wonder what moves I can make to get some profit back before week's end.

>bought BOIL options at $7 already

>>53909283
>no one is forcing you
>until we don't allow you to have a garage
>and our HOA "rules" say you can't park outside
>and there are no "licensed" auto car stores
>and there are no roads
>and you pay for your 99year lease up front
>and be good little subjects who own nothing and like it
I like Elon's general ideas, but the shit he keeps selling about "reducing fleet" is just begging to make TSLA big brother instead of DC.

>those green candles
IS THIS..... COULD THIS BE.....
THE BIG ONE?!?!?

can SOXL just go the fuck back down already please

>>53909313
>>53909325

I bought a brand new Honda hrv last year for $26,000. Cars are cheap if you aren't a retarded faggot chasing the biggest new nigger mobile that gets 10 miles a gallon

>>53909325
This. Fuck cars, fuck suburbs, fuck soccer mom vans and trucks nobody ever puts shit in the bed of. Those annoying cyclist faggots are automatically superior to every carfag.

>>53909325
I understand your view, it's set in the mistaken idea that education equates to honest government.
You're right, as long as the person in charge doesn't want your wife. At what point did human genetics change so drastically that we could be tool users who never mistook others for our toolkit?

>>53909314
>Yes, we all generally have an idea that an economic collapse is on the horizon, but it of a lot closer than we could ever imagine.
guy can't properly form a sentence, not reading that schizo garbage

>>53909323
To reject those things would be a step in the right direction
>>53909325
>wanting to own things and be able to go where you want when you want is now consumerism
nigger have you thought of the fact that some people want to drive to the beach or another state/location? how are you to do that if the public transport doesn't go there or only goes there at specific times of the day, taking even longer than it would if you were just independent and had a car

>>53908991
may you be free of any and all fear, depression, and despair in Jesus Christ's name

>>53909369
>>53909335
Theyre not trying to ban car ownership. Theyre banning driving lanes in cities. So keep your car in the garage and take it out for the weekend but otherwise you walk to work each day.

>>53909345
lol my dad has an hrv and i can unequivocally say it is the biggest pile of shit on wheels i have ever had the misfortune of being inside. Old VW beetles are nicer than that thing. Truly embarrassed for you having paid that much for such a shitty car

>>53909301
You think cars cant be controlled? Enjoy not being able to buy toilet paper without a car? Or go to a gym? Enjoy being arrested for walking to school? Enjoy paying crapton of taxes, regulation and such for that money pit called car? Enjoy commuting 2h a day to work?
Enjoying your bankrupt cities and property tax?

https://www.christianpost.com/news/father-arrested-for-walking-to-school-to-pick-up-his-children-instead-of-driving-a-car-watch-video.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2643217/Father-fined-200-sentenced-year-probation-making-son-walk-ONE-MILE-home.html

Electrical bikes or normal bikes are where its at. Just have one and park anywhere, but I guess being American yall have to wear helmets and buy some kind of huge lock not to get robbed by negros. Get that and tell the glowie to suck on your balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgOlIC4Vl8

>>53909391
again missing the point on how multiple things add to the restrictions
>>53909403
you WILL spend your life within a small 15 minute zone and you WILL NOT venture outside of it for any purpose without scanning your digital id!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53909403
I'm Dutch and bikes suck. Fuck cycling in the rain or in lots of wind.
Love my car ngl

How is the market so freaking strong with the ten year over 4% and rates mooning?

Who is just gobbling up stocks here?

>>53909391
>wanting to use public transport in America

Look.. I've I've to NYC plenty of times and I would blow my fucking brains out before I spent the rest of my life fighting off feral niggers on the subway. If you pretend like it's not that bad you are full of shit. It's a fucking hellscape.

>>53909400
What's wrong with his hrv?

>>53909420
IT'S THE BIG ONE

>RKLB shitting the bed as usual
>Dreams of space investing fading

FUCK I THOUGHT TODAY WAS FRIDAY

>10Y Computer
I shouldn't be laffin, but I am laffin. Look at the MMRI!

>>53909437

new >>53901892
new >>53901892
new >>53901892

>>53908427
reemed

>>53909436
its an economy cuckover from the worlds most overrated car maker. It has tons of road noise, gets shitty gas mileage, its ugly, its cramped, its has shitty rough seats. It has a shitty honda tranny and an undersized cuck engine that wont last 200k. Its embarrassing to step out of that thing.

>>53909403
>British faggot too poor to own a car
>seethes are the idea of the luxury of a car

Holy fuck you guys are so cucked

>>53909462

>>53909462
QAnon tier, you're worse than the Craig Satoshi schizos at this point

>>53909462

>>53909462

>>53909461
The Mannarino's stance on
>muh debt market
is idiotic.

>>53909465
It gets over 35mpg and has plenty of room. The whole back seat folds into the floorboard I could put a fucking king sized bed in the back. How fucking fat are you?

>>53909462
dickhead

How do I make money off world wide bond market collapse?

>>53909462
2nd funniest /smg/ meme

THE FBI IS WORKING WITH THE DOJ TO INVESTIGATE THE JANUARY 6TH PROTESTERS, WHILE THE ECONOMY BURNS AND CHINA GETS A FREE PASS FOR KILLING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR MANMADE WUHAN VIRUS. THE ECONOMY IS IN THE TOILET BECAUSE OF THIS ESG BULLSHIT BEING FORCED UPON CORPORATIONS SO THAT THE RETARDS WHO SUPPORT THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION CAN GET JOBS THAT THEY ARE UNQUALIFIED TO DO RESULTING IN INEFFICIENCIES AND LOWER PROFITS. THEN YOU GOT THE FUCKING RETARDS IN THE EU WHO ARE TRYING TO GET WORLD WAR AND NUCLEAR ARMEGEDON ROLLING WITHOUT THE FORESIGHT TO SEE THAT IF WE GO THROUGH WITH WORLD WAR 3 AND NUCLEAR ARMEGEDON THEIR WHOLE FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING SCAM WILL FALL APART AS THE WORLD GOES THROUGH A NUCLEAR WINTER. THEN THEY WILL BE FORCED TO USE THE FOSSIL FUELS BECAUSE THE DAMN PLANET IS SO FUCKING COLD, AND ALL THE AFRICANS THEY IMPORTED WILL GO BACK BECAUSE ITS TOO DAMN COLD. THEN YOU GOT THE JEWS WHO RIGGED THE WHOLE MARKET WITH THEIR BOTS AND DEEP POCKETS TO KEEP THE BOOMERS ENSLAVED UNTIL THEY DIE OF OLD AGE, THEN THE GENERATION OF ZOOMERS WILL HAVE TO REPLACE THE BOOMERS, BUT THEY ARE TOO DAMN FUCKING STUPID TO BE ABLE TO DO THE WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO LEARN. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING LIZARD PEOPLE WITH THEIR DESIRES FOR WORLD DOMINATION, USING FUCKERS LIKE GEORGE SOROS TO BANKRUPT COMPANIES SO HE CAN TURN AROUND AND BUY THE BANKRUPTED COMPANY FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR THEN CHANGE THE MARKET SO THAT THE BUSINESS IS PROFITABLE AGAIN RAPING THE PEOPLE OUT OF BILLIONS.

>>53909492
Im not a certified manlet (under 6'2) so tiny cuckovers dont work for me. It gets mid 20s and no you cant fit a queen bed let alone a kind bed in there kek. You are coping hard with your shitty honda buddy

>>53909419
>you WILL spend your life within a small 15 minute zone and you WILL NOT venture outside of it for any purpose without scanning your digital id!
I will WFH in a satellite city, commute now and then via train for 30min to the metropolitan city. Or just ele bike around sneakily
>>53909421
Im in Germany. Its pretty good here. Back home in the Balkans, there is no wind but the bike lanes are crap

But the worst is driving. Plan to meet, no cant go there cant park, no not there either, ok Ill come to there to the 3rd spot, then look for a parking on a map, then curse at people while driving, then take a wrong turn oh well you cant turn for another kilometer now, look for the address, ok here aw fck no place to park, circle around, only one tight parallel spot but there is already 3 cars behind you waiting, you go further looking for another spot, look some more, end up parking 600 meters away and look for the parking meter. Come back to the car after a nice chat and a meal with friends, tired a bit. Ok, now some asshole parked right next to you supertight, mess up my jacket on his dirty door, enter my car, oh the bird crapped on it and I just washed it last week, when is the insurance expiring again, when is the mechanical expiring?

>>53909519
Post you fat ham chad. What are we talking? 300+

>>53909391
>Theyre banning driving lanes in cities.
Making that guy who has to flee his house because he stumbled on the Mayor dealing drugs really easy to spot.
I get it, you still mistakenly believe that people in government are honest.
You're wrong.

>>53909529
I like the little underwear tug to let other guys know your butthole is available KEK

>>53908708
red leader standing by, in at avg. .44
>1000+ shares
Ive mentioned it a few times here but people were saying .33 was peak lol where they at now

new
>>53909543

>>53908993
Heavily considering this

>>53909523
>just ele bike around sneakily
guess what else they'll be enforcing by aircraft...

>>53909550
just throw rocks at the drones pussy

>>53909523
>kilometer
Commie opinion discarded

>>53908157
Jerome Powell is 5' 11" which means the 10 year is going back to 7%

>>53909523
>Mechanical expiring
What does that even mean?
My mechanical expires when it breaks kek

>>53909345
>tfw a nigger can afford a car you cant